#epic-battles
1 messages · Page 233 of 1
@wanton anvil reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wanton anvil died.
While in the Underground Jungle, @slate sequoia used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @slate sequoia died.
@hexed notch was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @hexed notch died.
@glacial totem equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @long vine chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @glacial totem's shattered corpse. @glacial totem died.
@steel sentinel decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @long vine!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @slate sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @wanton anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @cloud acorn
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).
bb!register
@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@zealous walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@kindred kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@zealous walrus, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@sterile sable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@tranquil plinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@unique token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@iron cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.
bb!register
@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
Registration is now closed!
Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @iron cairn, @tranquil plinth, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @unique token, @kindred kindle, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @slate blade, @sterile sable, and @zealous walrus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.
The fighting begins again!
@steel sentinel accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.
@sterile sable ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.
@zealous walrus started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.
@abstract thunder invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.
@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.
@long vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.
@unique token hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.
@glacial totem wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @glacial totem died.
@tranquil plinth invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.
@wanton anvil used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.
@left mist had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.
@wanton anvil walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @wanton anvil died.
@slate blade activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.
@iron cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.
Santa Claus asked @livid shuttle what they wanted for Christmas. @livid shuttle replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.
@tranquil plinth blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tranquil plinth died.
@iron cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.
@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.
@abstract thunder tried to kill @unique token, but failed to ask for consent.
@fringe shuttle literally can't even. @fringe shuttle died.
@kindred kindle and @long vine huddled around @left mist to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @left mist's neck, making them very uncomfortable.
@slate blade shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.
@unique token drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @unique token died.
@kindred kindle was buried under an avalanche that @sterile sable had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @kindred kindle died.
@raw moss made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.
@slate blade drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.
@livid shuttle's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @livid shuttle died.
@iron cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?
@long vine disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.
@slate blade vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @slate blade died.
The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @abstract thunder's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.
@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.
@iron cairn tricked @sterile sable into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @sterile sable died.
@abstract thunder used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.
@left mist wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @zealous walrus on a spit. @zealous walrus died.
@abstract thunder swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @abstract thunder died.
@iron cairn was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @iron cairn died.
@left mist was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @left mist died.
@long vine realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @long vine died.
@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.
@raw moss ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @iron cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 9th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).
bb!register
@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@zealous walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@slate blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@kindred kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@left mist, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.
Registration is now closed!
Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @wanton anvil, @left mist, @long vine, @fringe shuttle, @urban fog, @steel sentinel, @kindred kindle, @slate blade, and @zealous walrus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.
The fighting begins again!
@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @fringe shuttle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fringe shuttle died.
@urban fog tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @urban fog by two. @urban fog died.
@slate blade started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @slate blade died.
Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @left mist. Queen Bee died.
@zealous walrus ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @zealous walrus died.
@kindred kindle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @kindred kindle died.
@wanton anvil traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @wanton anvil did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @wanton anvil died.
@left mist accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.
@left mist ran with scissors. @left mist died.
You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.
@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.
@steel sentinel tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!
@long vine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @long vine died.
@steel sentinel attacked @raw moss with a Legendary Zenith, but @raw moss's pen was mightier. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @left mist
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton anvil
150 points go to 6th place: @kindred kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous walrus
100 points go to 8th place: @slate blade
100 points go to 9th place: @urban fog
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).
bb!register
@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@urban fog, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@wanton anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register
@fringe shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.
bb!register