#terraria-switch
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I didn't see that, But it's good to hear the the Terra blade will be back on top
There's also the final fractal which is a sword dropped by the moon lord
lmao
Wont be having to waste my time on him any time soon
I have a lot of moon lord bags
I should get some
Master Mode moon lord
MMML
what?
MMML. Master Mode Moon Lord
oh
Yes
he prolly has triple health or sum
And I believe it was stated that they weren't planning on buffing the Terra blade so they're making it into a sword too
Triple Madness
can't wait to have 3000 defense and still die instantly
Lol
terraria:when you just wake up and you forgot what you did last night and try to remember but you just sit there for 1min and 30 sec. your dead
Oh yeah. Nurse is getting nerfed
3000 DEFENCE
WHAT
If the endgame sword is gonna be stronger than the moewmere, must be at least 500 base damage
and hes exaggerating
btw
i think anyway
500 would be nice
yep
wack
Because of spam
nerf this
Costs more lmao
oh
Oof
lmao
I think at least
doesn't change anything for me then
I have 20 stacks of plat
Would make sense
D u p e
Next update they fix the dupe glitch imagine
they cant stop us all
can't fix the chest one
Can't stop what's already been done lol
But imagine they did lol
Can we Just imagine they did plz
They've already spent over 5+ years on the game. Add 1 more to the list
terraria:when you for jam to your fav song and forget your playing terraria.your dead
Mushroom biome is the best song ever
Terraria: when you dont play the game, your dead
I like the WoF music
Terraria: literally lands on a cloud 0w0
boss 2 is pretty cool if it had alot of base
Tfw someone took your boss 2 box
Bass boost lmao
I would blast it on my speakers but well....my parents would get mad
WAIT IM ON OFFICIAL TERRITORY
what
the hell
lmao
Hello
nun special ab it
in the end were all ppl
normal pol
ppl*
except me
im weird
lol
All bars except Luminite stack to 99 currently
terraria: when you are having a great time in pre hard mode you just got a decent weapon you look to your bottom left and you see king slime has awoken.your dead
They all will stack to 999 in 1.4
Yeah it would
yep
To be fair
I just noticed today that the breakerblade looks like the blade from final fantisy lol
if you on softcore only
This same character uses underground crystals they found and consumes them to artificially increase their life
yep
Probably
and kills demons
Lol
There's nothing human about the player
Man. Why are you guys eating my cousins, geodes
geodes are rocks w crystals inside em
why u eating us
i know
we didnt do nun
They only eat crystals and life fruits and chug down potions all the time
And can carry stuff super easely despite it weighing like 10 tons
Oh and they build all the time
and they can somehow teleport with a mirror
And a rod
Think about the items used in Terraria from a realistic stand point
Money through lmao
they can summon a dragon
Damn eye of cthulu is scary asf
Like the last prism
Everyone has one i beli e
A light of beam thats makes u blind if u look at it
belive
Basically the solar eclipse
they make them taste the rainbow
Ye lol
theres this yt who makes laser guns
Of likke 1000 watts or sum
thats basically the last prisim
and they can withstand a meteor crashing super close to them
Think about what the player has seen
in irl
Moon Lord needs a friend in 1.4.5.7.67
Imagine seeing a weird tentacle head dude w no legs
plantera also scary asf
she trying to eat u
As I have stated before, Duke fishron causes natural disasters
eater of worlds would be spoopy
well imagine seeing a cute little flower and when you touch it it turns into planter in front of you irl
HOLY SHIT
Dude makes sharknados
Terraria is fucked up on so many levels
yup
the Destroyer is just a spine
Not really
Would lol
Its a long ass metal worm that tries to kill u
its literally the size of godzilla
but long
attach it to a brain and eyes
Again
and irl just imagine slap on a horseshoe and you can fall from any distance
too bad there's no mech brain
Skeletron prime irl
because L O R E
We don't have to talk about the lore
doesnt even add up why moonlord has no legs
Prime irl would just cut you
mech brain in 1.3.6 or 1.4 whatever it’s called pls
irl moonlord would literally laser u to death
Saw go Bzz Bzz
The phantasmal deathray would decimate cities
yep
im pretty sure invincibility glitch doesnt work on wall of flesh
it doesn't
k.
My idea is if your would is corruption then you get Destroyer but if it's Crimson you get mech brain
but there would be one good thing to terraria irl
if you consider the fact that none of us have found a life crystal irl, we would all get lasered to death by just about anything harder than the eye of cthulhu
irl unicorn mount
Awesome lol
Imagine killing a big eye just to find out it drops a bag.
a fucking bag.
lol
just imagine how slimy it would be
just get an anvil mine and bit and say gotta blast
Then you open it to find a shield, seeds, and some ore
You just fishing and randomly get a crystal serpent
a shield that magically gives u the ability to dash
Too bad you can't make much with the ore
Suddenly you are scared of why you're alive
Wierd sheos that give you the avility to dash really fast
lmao
dont forget the corruption is spreading
I put a scarf on and don't feel pain that much
and it could posibly corrupt people
I put on a moon necklace and I become a beast at night
Let's stop and think about the fact that the Mana flower makes the player auto chug Mana potions for more power
yup
OD without consent
the inferno potion
just imagine you see a cute turtle but it goes in its shell and tries to kill you
The ring of fire would dehydrate you if you don't already burn to death
Gills potion in 1.1
You would die in the air
You suddenly are blinded by rage. You dont care what you attack, you dont care ah the consequences, you just are mad for no reason
Charms of myths lowers cooldown so you can chug more
and alot of pvp
Ankh shield
why doesnt invincibility glitch work on wall of flesh
But u might be doing this since the start your existence. And starting of life as and adult.
Idk maybe because it doesn't
i think cause it swipes yo to the side
you can fly on a martin probe
you can't glitch him out
Putting in the wings of the enemy you just killed
You can juke him
OH GOD
If you use it too much
Your body suddenly
WTF
Rips apart
lmao. Boss summoning items
Wings are funky because you can either craft them or take them from the monster you killed
Some kid just fins one and summons moon lord
guys imagine having to kill a real person to defeat the wall of flesh
lol
yeah
Just use the people on death row
Oh wow
your like im sorry mom i need to kill you for a game
Gruesome, but works
Your blood just splatters out
like cuts?
something like that
trying to think of what could be happening when you hit it in the game
oh, I see, so your skin shreads basically
no it feels like a demon is cuting you all over
because you shoot a lot of blood out on the first hit
DCUs irl
or you could just be drained from life
lmao
DCU
Life would be hell if that was real
yep it doesnt work
people just show up and rob you
Last prism in real life
its like i just got 200 platinum coins for robbing that bank
Terrarian irl
A fucking death yo-yo
You're doing yo-yo tricks and just kill your friend
hehe
Ouuu
"oh shit. Sorry bro"
I can kill Karens at walmart w dis
and then a counter weight falls out
And a second yo-yo
Solar eruption
Double the fun
lol
i hate that you have to wait until the wall of flesh reaches the end of the map
Nebula blaze isn't too bad
You're in your house and you just get killed by a random thing you didn't see coming
Daybreak
sword
Blood moons
imagine you fishing and you die to some crabs
Vampire knives
get a sythe and pulls a spinel
Oh god the dungeon
lmao
if you what pulling a spinel is
Imagine you mining and finding a cave with 7 ft tall spiders in it
lunar flare be like
Or you die to a ball of light with wings
Imagine eating and a giant skeleton head just kills you
You die to a CLOUD
NYC would be fucked
your digging and you dig to deep you drop into hell
your pockets get full so you summon a flying pig
Bats that are on fire attack you
Imagine finding crystals underground and a chaos elemental rams into you and kills you
And then you respawn
Imagine going to the jungle and destroying a suspicious looking bulb
It’s a plantera’s bulb
Ik
You guys like my pfp lol
lmfao
That's the point
nice
Anyone want to play
Imagine using batteries on an ancient altar and a golem spawns
That fish is dying like a legend
Lol
no and you spend 5 gold coins on a rod that moves dirt
anyone
You spend 1 platinum coin on a copy of an armor piece that does nothing but look cool
its like jack and the bean stalk you have 5 gold coins you can buy good items or a dirt rod
YOU SPEND X 10 OF THE AMOUNT JUST FOR A ROD THAT MAKES ICE FOR A WIZARD
You open up a bag dropped by the monster you killed to find some clothes
You open up a bag dropped by a literal god and get a globe that sends you to space and you die
You are just wandering and slimes start falling from the sky
And a floating eyeball that follows you
You open up a bag of the final boss JUST TO GET A TENTACLE
You get in a weird device you made that disintegrates anything it's laser touches
Imagine killing literally Cthulhu and you open the bag to find a mask of him and a cat sword
just peacefully gardening goblin army DIE!
Terraria is unrealistic, and are we sure glad it is
Imagine the trauma that the player suffers from what has happened in this game
i think i spent an hour trying to get a reaver shark
Has anyone realised that you come into existence as an adult?
No puberty?
Nothing?
Everyone does
haha
Well, maybe the 10 year old angler but still
You're remaking your own body before you can even enter the world
Deltarune beginning sequence be like
haha the guide litteraly tells you how to summon wall of flesh
he is telling you how to kill him
Anyone wanna do a Playthrough?
sure
You kill a guy named Andrew and a luigi hat randomly appears out of nowhere
Also, terraria logic is stupid
Star wrath irl
ill do playthrough
Anyway does anyone know how to beat plantera
ill do tmmrow
one side done
Re(designing the f out of)-Logic
nice
Oh nice sun
Hey waffle
Most active people are doing other things now
Ye
thats sad ;-;
I'm taking a break from building. Streaming sonic adventure in my server since why not
k
Might go eat lunch later
I beat the sonic story. Stuck in the end credits since you can't skip them
It would be nice if I could stream from my switch
finally made a rollercoaster. I've been meaning to to it for a long time (:
@hybrid breach ikr
Would be fun to just play terraria or Mega Man ZX
👌
true
Too bad Nintendo is Nintendo
Or get a capture card
Yeah. Or get a capture card, which I have no idea how much they cost rn
but i dont wanna spend 30 bucks on a capture card ;-;
And the set up might be complicated for me to try rn
wait how much is a acpture card?
Hmm
nvm its about 100 bucks ;-;
How do you bold text?
i dont know
I got mine for 80
But I dont use it
Sooo
Yeah...
I dont even remember why I bought it
I think it was because I wanted to try yt but then gave up bc I realized i was too cringeu
so eh
tbh
I dont think I have the capture card anymore
Prolly got lost in my house somewhere
:p
Lemme look for it
kk
Can anyone tell how to bolden text?
nope cuz i dunno either
when I first got terraria on switch I couldn't help but feel the manual cursor was slow
i know ittelix
i got terraria on switch bout 3 months ago?
you do two asterisks on each end
and im still poo poo at the game ;-;
hahaha
I have to use the target cursor when fighting alot because I feel the manual cursor is too slow
same
honestly the lock on is a godsend
when i fight destroyer with target cursor frick that
oh
ah
thats the only time i dont use it
Thx Crawler
someone called concat told me to use it and it is really good for a bunch of the bosses
and i still dont ;-;
np
jk i do
but yeah
|ee|
oh yeah
||heeeeeeeeeeeeello this is stampy and welcome back to another miiiiiiinecraft lets play video and today!||
you know the summor in goblin army
oh god no please no
the only minecraft console youtubers I watch now are ibxtoycat and silentwhisper
the summoner in goblin army at the start of hard mode be like NIAAAAAAAAAAAW
||@dim bison this is terraria not minecraft||
@delicate quiver true
oh wait stampy did terraria didnt he?
lemme find the intro
Pass to world is ||;-;||
ye he does streams
checked his channel a few days ago out of curiosity
but the streams arnt the same
his views have dropped a bunch hahah
might watch a bit of one just to see if it's the same as it was 5 years ago
It isn’t...
or 4 don't remember when I stopped watching him
anyhoo
imma go back to making a life fruit farm
have fun
He’s vids are kinda ||bad|| now
|| Hello this is stampy and welcome back to another terraria lets play video inside of stampies wonderful world and today! ||
Try to not abuse spoiler tags
gtg byeeee
Anybody have a drill cointainment unit that i can trade for?
Nope
wassup gamers?
Nothing. What is up with you fellow gamer?
i also have nothing much going on my fellow gamer
In about 20 mins I’ll be able to play terraria
Then there will be something going on
chat= D E A D
yo anyone know how spawning works?
in terraria?
Like when u spawn in le world
:p
what do you mean?
Like whenever I put the spawn thingy majig
or spawn blocks where I want someone to spawn
They just break
so is spawn not controlled by the player
i honestly dont know
Set a bed
Also I think houses can be too big to count for a bed
Yeah
So when blocks prevent you from being in the spawn square, they break to allow you to spawn
Cuz im tryna customize my spawn
Yep
That's why you should make open room at spawn
Yep
Like flatground
Notice how the spawn in ruz's world is in the center of the base
Yeah
Build around the spawn if possible
Spawn is in the air a bit too so you can trigger the pressure plate
Not if the blocks it's on don't break
Yep, however if you put 1 block over spawn you will immediately be on the blocks rather then air
That way you don't fall when spawning
What
heya
I remember seeing a npc sell em
You have to craft announcement boxes
or wtf am I high or sum
your high
damn
You craft it with wires and iron with a sign
Iron + sign + wire
it do be like that sometimes
too much work
my brain cant take it
Does lead work?
Yep
Yeah
oof
imagine not having iron
What the fuck
You make ironskin potions w lead
I dont think consuming lead is good for you ...
Probably not
lead is basically iron
lead is deadly
lead is red
imagine drinking lead
and red means your well fed
But then again, a potion that makes your skin as hard as iron wouldn't be too trustworthy would it
and well fed means your almost dead
indeed
actually
how would that even work
I guess you could say
you're iron man

haaa
S T O P
no u
wtf
...
Hello
hoi
Hola
imagine an endless water bucket ending...
What?

Oof
then it wouldnt be so endless
ur mom
Endless honey bucket
Which is cash
This game would be too easy if that was a thing
Ima go eat cherrios bc im a kool kid
( no seriously though I have bad nausea rn and I feel like ima puke alot )
Lol
I need help
Gravy
ooooof
off topic
I would show u guys a video of me eating cherrios
But that would get me muted
for a day or sum
Wtf is this chat
do it in #multimedia
idfk
that wouldnt be no fun
Wtf is this chat
@robust birch i dont know 😦
Lmao
What is the best way to find a desert temple
go to a dessert
we gotta do it here where its ghetto asf
I need help beating plantera
well no crap
since no mods never come to visit this channel its perfect
oof
Yet again
Lol
snitches 👀
well no crap
@shadow holly and then one your in a desert you have tofind one! , then boom! you found a temple
hi
sticky dynamite
ok
bouncy bombs: killing people but in a fun way
They're fucking giving griefers a fun way to make someone's day wack
yep
i just love it when i have to make a lake because world gen sucks
Oof
Dont remind me of making a big ass hole just to fill it w water
For 30 mins straight
That was the most boring experience of terraria I ever had
I dont wish to do it ever again
i got a bottomless water bucket so it took me like 5 mins
even w the bottomless bucket
the hole was around 800 blocks deep
so it took a while
:p
Was around 50 blocks horizontally
Thats alot of water
And alot of time
@delicate quiver
imagine fighting the eye of cuthulu
Why'd you ping him?
o-0
I have a world open with no password if anyone wants to join.
o-0
00
Sure
@robust birch insert gender assumation here
The fuck?
no pinging for no reason
Hwat
o_O
anyone have flower boots?
N O
you can double xd

Hi
@strong plume
No its jazz man
hello
I might have flower boots
lol
lemme have a check
imagine being a fish
@pseudo narwhal if you have i buy them
ok
Shoot, I might have some still
O H
lmao
I think I used them to make my mini jungle biome
Deku who are you talking to?
Flower boots
tf
@robust birchim doing a plantera bulb farm
idk man
she talkin to flower boots
he*
Bwahaha
srry
You and your fetishes of boots is weird
who are you talking to ?
Uh.........huh
wow such an original joke geo
never heard that one
true xd
idk
O H
Uh

Nice eggpression deku but u cant fool me
chat dies of depression bc of my horrible egg jokes
anyone got duke fishron summon
Nah but are you EGGcited for 1.4?
ok
pika :D
popcorn already egghausts me enough
RLLY
i dont need more ppl on the train
hoe many do you want?
only 5]
5*
;-;
i give you 10 xd
can someone kill me?
4531 5686 4119
plz
/kill @exotic tinsel
lol
xd
k i sent request host it ill join :D
oof
i had all my stuf in it
oof
so i guess im restartng terreria
oo
bruh conexion error
ooof
:D
world opened
KK
Bruh
ouuu
lmao
@strong plume i didnt get one
wtf
im rainbow guy
It's not my mom
tf?/
tysmmmm
bruh
wtf is goig on
this is trash
Does it do anything
I cant say the other one bc I get muted for it for sexuality stuff
tf so many people
Anyone wanna do a new character/world? Am bored and op
no gtfo
Vip
i want some rank too :c
@delicate quiver oof i probably wont be on
Who tf is “Erie”
!wiki penenuts
@delicate quiver no sadly. Ill probably only be on until around two, so it probably wouldnt last long anyway oof
:3
dead chat?
.... WE CAN DUPE IT OURSELF
Anyone wanna helpe beat fish duketron real quick please
ill help if you give me an item or somthing
any pets?
The unicorn?
nah
Or pygmy staff
nah thats pre hardmode
hello
na
Ok
i got like 9999999
Ok
Is that right?
Tsunami or master....Bait
anyone have endless water bucket?
No
@delicate quiver why can't I dm you?
does anyone wanna play
ok
dm
k
Is there cross platform?
5681-4031-8630 if anyone wanna play
@halcyon skiff no theres not cross plat. but on the next update there planning on it
Okay thanks
Hey
@kindred meteor I turned direct messages off for a bit
Can some one lend me a couple of truffle worms
Anyone got a truffle worm they wanna trade
i got 9

@delicate quiver I have truffle worms. Do you have golden fishing rod or angler bag I'll trade for those.
@delicate quiver they are angler quest items
oh sweet lord, SERGEANT WE'RE BEIN OVERRUN BY VIETKONG
?
Yeah they are a pain I would suggest doing them as soon as possible cause you can only do one a day I think
Oh
If anyone does have truffle worms do you guys have an easy trade to do with it because I'm kind of low but I got lots of luminite bars cuz of glitchers give me stuff for some reason
I haven't farmed for any in a while and i think im out
Ok
?
THEY GOT PRIVATE WILLIAMS
What
THE FUCKING CHARLIES GOT WILLIAMS
Who's that
THE FUCKING VIETKONG
?
If someone gets me those angler items. I'll give you a full stack of truffle worms really only thing I need is angler items
Seriously? I just realized bill cipher is in your pfp


