#terraria-switch
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Ur world
Lmao
I could
Ok
Bruv
And give me a min to find it
imagine imagining
Then you will @plain mirage
Wait hold up
:/
@tranquil bolt my guy I was getting my stuff back lmao
Yo, anyone willing to trade for a stardust dragon staff?
Oof size maximum
Oh
I change it everyday because sun told me I should, I could hold one for a month if I wanted to
Red also wanna see my afk farm for dungeon the videos didn’t help at all
I'll buy it for 2 dirt then?
Why would someone say you should?
Deal
Imagine Imagine
No.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Im not making a new pic every day
Wtf
I want to fight the destroyer
I asked if I should change it everyday, and sun said yes because it's my gimmick
Sure @frozen dust
Im buying it
EVERYONE LISTEN UP
No-
NO
What
So here we are
I’m buying it
IM SELLING A DIRT BLOCK,HEAR HEAR ME
NO
that’s barely a gimmick
FOR 2 DIRT BLOCKS
OH EM JIG
Oooo
Hmm.
I have platinum? Or is that not enough @warped pilot
4 dirt?
Derp I’ll join your world
U WANT THE DIRT,COME AT ME
no i want DIRT ROD
More of a gimmick then half the stuff here because I'm at least consistent
platinum?
99 plat
Bet,
can someone help me with the expert pillars
NAH THAT SHIT NASTY I NEED 2 BLOCKS OF DIRT
But uh, I’m seriously looking for someone who’s trading a stardust dragon staff.
Oo me
make one
U HAVE 100 SECONDS LEFT
Buy it for 5 dirt?
I lost mine in @tranquil bolt ‘s world.
it’s not hard
my friend code is 0428-9273-9131
@warped pilot 500 DIRT TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
@weak flare get me a eskimo armor set ig
Well I don’t have it, it’s gone
ADD ME AND JOIN
it's great to be ignored
ANT DEAL
Uh
ADD PLZ
ikr andy
I don’t have that-
SEND ME ANT
No
don’t you have the other fragments
u aint jesus
it's great cause it happens every fucking time
Then farm for it lol
Just make some stardust ones
go away non jesus
is that supposed to make it better 🗿
Making the world red
i am dirtus
same andy
the dirt version of isa
I have more dirt than u
Im jk
bro I have a hole that goes to hell and is just water, I am water god
World has been made red
Hardly a gimmick is still a gimmick you know that right?
70 blocks wide of pure water
yup
Gimmick?
pure hallow corruption ice cave water
Aka the mini ocean
just saying it’s hardly one
it’s bigger than the ocean
So I have pretty much the only gimmick here
whaaaaaat/
the oceans are small actually when you think about it
?
Wrong
Drop your friend code is wrong
bruh why when i fight a boss my game freezes sometimes
it happened like 3 times already
What's your gimmick ruz?
cause switch can't take it
this is annying
Cuz there so dank
food nicknames
;/
Switch can’t handle it
bruh I said it wasnt that intense
Switch cant handle it
not many particles on screen
I just need someone to help me with expert duke fishron and moon lord but everyone just keeps ignoring me
Because I can’t help
switch cant handle it bruh
Look it up
haha very funny helpful server haha
You know why because know one want to do it @fast parcel
Cause it’s too hard
switch cant handle it
yet that's the fkn point?
Just beat the boss on your own, expert moon lord just takes some time
I have a turtle shell
@fleet canopy you joining
10/10 server very helpful
Potions, Arena, Reforges, Learn the patterns 🗿
I thought you were just begging instead of trying tbh
Yo, Andy
Ok
what
Turn off blood and gore @fast parcel
for?
Wrong person ruz
I’ll trade you like, 20 duke Fishron bait if you trade a stardust Dragon staff.
wait
I thought you were gonna help
Is anyone here on their moms account
@weak flare Ask sonic, he raided my chest he might have it
no im not meme
Wha
There, I finally found them
because switch cant handle it
Some dude named mom gave me a friend request
4 all in one chest
Well you see, why the hell would I be
@tranquil bolt the hell man I didn't raid you I said it was an accident.
they played terraria for 5 hours
And plus I put all your stuff back.
I’m just super saying
Turn off blood and gore; it might help @patent hill
@frozen dust joinin
I only took my stuff out
???
and YouTube for
oh nvm
2000 hours
In the settings
I HATE HOW EXPERT IS SO ANNOYING
Oh, thanks!
In return
Then don't play it
Come
there goes all my fkn npcs
Ectoplasm is actually something I hate grinding for
I hate grinding shroomite bars
this is great
I shouldn’t even be asking to trade for this damn staff
I hate grinding for a girlfriend
bruh
yeah you shouldn't
The game timed out as soon as I tried to reforge it
you shouldn't ask for anything here
it is because you cant miswitch
Shut up Andy
it is unobtainable
Oh dear lord
I still say get me Eskimo Armor
Aww
I’m not in the best mood >:c
Wow expert mode is hard wow
And I got kicked Jaime
neither am I.
Well, I’ll be on tomorrow
Chat is once again in that phase
I have enough fragments, I don't need stardust
goodbye
Me too
Or am I missing something
Goodnight everyone
gn
Night Miswitch
Pretzel
Gn
ok "I study chat"
**G N **
Miswitch left the chat
I hope you choke on air and wake up thirsty as hell-
Want more ectoplasm red dm me
I’m gonna play some quick play in ssbu, I’m gonna get my 3999th win, cya guys
who actually says that they left the chat
me I guess
u
who tf decided on crawltipedes being a thing
u
Red did
xd
anyone have a yoyo bag and paladis sheild i can trade for
Probably
And who put the OK on switch terraria servers
no
i accidentaly trashed mne
I have both
what uw ant for them
Got Eskimo Armor?
but no the pillar just had to spawn so closely.
no
ALL MY NPCS ARE GONE
😦
Nice
Well, back to farming
Oof
I swear dude.
Yeah, red’ll only traid for Eskimo armor for some damn reason
You are in no position to judge me
:c

and of course they can go through blocks

what is the weirdest facts in terraria?
because that's balanced
Ok terraria switch gamers, we back
Nazar is hard to get and what is easyer to get the nazar faster in which I mean what enemy I kill

Well this is certainly eventful
Yeah
What's the current topic
i fukn hate crawlopedes
so do I
mr
@arctic eagle crawltipedes
also why are red devils op
look at all my fkn npcs
They're easy
all dead
like actually 100 dmg
shut up
There you go
Crawltitties
@weak flare no
@weak flare don't
no
@frozen dust kill the floaty skulls from the dungeon prehm
Yes
Crawlipedes are only trouble if you're in the air lol
Do
So just don't be in the air
Then stay on the floor and that won’t attack you but if you are in the air they attack you @exotic tinsel
@mortal ibex thanks
wow that's so helpful
I will always pronounce it as crawltitties
I don't have trouble with them in the air or ground
lol
@weak flare stop
solar is so annoying as a ranger main
any more blunt advice?
Why
Hey at least these zombies actually show up
okay, mom
Hmm
@fast parcel was that sarcasm
I think it is annoying for everyone
it's NSFW and you've said it twice
That was not the right card to pull
oh look now my nurse is gone
I don’t struggle to get two Eskimo hoods- yet all the armor is just..unexistant
pain
Red, why do you want this armor anyway?
looking at you, undead miners
and now it's stardust time.
laughs in all armors
bruh
How do you make letters bold
I will see you guys later
why 100 damage
Why not
@fleet canopy
oh yea i know why
It was wastes time farming?
because switch cant handle it
Yes it wastes time
For clothes you may never wear
But I'm in quarantine I got time to waste
the only thing I don't like about stardust are the ranged enemies
100 is universal. @patent hill
You still have a life bro.
"Tfw switch can't handle"
So what
it can't
Switch handling the software has nothing to do with damage lol
Switch can handle it if it can handle BOTW
I only crash mostly whenever I attempt to explore the right ocean on my main world.
Right ocean is a common glitch
Imagine large world
large worlds suck tbh 🗿
@robust birch lol I need to show you my right ocean
Huh?
I’m a 3ds veteran, so when I saw the large world, I wheezed
@robust birch it's literally oh this is such a normal walk and then there is like a 200 high block cliff then the ocean
Oh wow
Medium worlds are way better than large on switch
indeed
?!?!
yea, ikr pop
Ha ha ha... ha!
Also, my main base that I've hosted many times is a large world. They're prone to crashes but it can handle it at least a bit
NIce.
Imagine Terraria on the phone 🤢
indeed
I've played it actually not that bad only thing that was difficult were the controls
Glad custom controls exist
good thing controller support exists
imagine default controls
I use default.....
Wha-
bruh
Uh-
y tho
It's easy
How many fingers do you have
10
How in the hell
how the frick do you aim and move
It's simple
Imagine having 10 fingers
and jump at the same time
It's not hard at all
yea exodus we dont have 15 fingers because the switch cant handle it
I have odd custom controls, so I sometimes have to aim and press buttons with my pointer finger.
Just aim with joy stick and jump with triger
lol
Left trigger
it's great when people help you in this game
why am i continuing with this joke
It’s great, when people trade for a FRICCING DRAGON STAFF
just don’t overuse it
wow
I have a controller with two extra buttons on the back that I have no idea what do
corrupt cloud
Oh I have that too Salty.
@weak flare I could trade but I'm busy on the stupid a** moonlord
on expert
who even does this
@weak flare bruh if it's that hard to make to sit there and kill Zombies just go farm pillars lol
very funny
Ah, well, would you trade for a portal gun Andy?
I think deku and ruzike dipped
no
Still here
Nvm
Okay
Ruz is probably lurking
yep
ml just turned my switch off
Or might've gone to sleep
lol
switch can't handle it
Ruz is always watching
I've been called
Heya ruz
it's like the xbox 360 but worse
yea the switch cant handle it
Hi
hi
<@&487716604470099989>
lmao
ooof

so anyways
Oh wow, the same unfunny joke that's been repeated
@🅟🅞🅟~🄲Ⓡ🄴Ⓐ🄼#5
Also staff check logs as their message already got deleted I believe twice.
yea ik i am overusing it
it's not even a joke it's just fact
what’d I do
I need to stop
Indeed it is
You didn't read the rules fool
i made funny nsfw joke
NSFW is against them
That adds nothing to the conversation

How's terraria going lads
Switch crashes a lot sadly
there's no humor without the mute
why u mad
Oh yeah switch can't handle it lol
P good, just waiting for night to farm zombies
Good
keep it safe for work
it can't handle it
now lets get back on topic
What does this add to a convo not related to that at all
Andy, idk if you want a companion cube- those are pretty costy.
Yet it doesn't relate to the current topic as I previously mentioned
Terraria
o k
when you get the companion cube early but no money for it 😔
Lol
Andy, you into dyes?
Lol
That happened to me
I got a wide selection.
happens to me all the time
@weak flare what do you got
i just gto it tho
people be talking about companion cube
same, i usually just get it for completion though
when there is a pet parrot
True
Just name one you want, I probably have it.
Pure pain, the first merchant was like yo want this overly expensive for beginning of game cube?
Imagine using companion cube
companion cube is the best summon though 😔
who doesnt want a pet parrot
idk that's why I'm asking
Okay-
i like the cat pet
or pet
Phase dye?
Black cat is second best summon
Imagine getting companion cube and then going to hell
I like dog pet
Oh yea unlucky yarn
Best summon on switch
Nightmare sound s
But my favorite overall is the dragon pet
Favorite on switch is unlucky yarn
what did I miss mfs
unlucky yarn
marselo is here
best pet imo
The dino pet is gonna be anoying to.get
dont worry everything is alr
So the old ones army here yet?
no
Nope
Honestly I could just give u one @plain mirage
nope
All pets are friends
audio desync on the dock too?
Dang it
come back in 200 days
Oh right
that's a good 300 dollars worth
@fleet canopy really
Yes
lol
When
Phase dye, living flame dye, blue and silver, skiphs blood, negative, shadow, reflective metal, reflective gold, hades, burning hades, living ocean,
but the companion cube is not your friend
drift too? sign me in
I got two in one stack of desert fossils
@west frigate I feel you should know this
it is mean
why is chat too hardcore
I have one rn
AHHHHHHH
yeet
but no one wanted to stay inside
So uh, next month
That image hurts
No...
i read that earlier and was mad
stop spamming bro, my eyes dont like seeing like 20 people send messages at the same time
NO......
It really does
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
@fleet canopy with that could I get the rudloph mount
May 16 bet
aaaa
Even better
kill me pls
12-22 days left before probably unexpected delays
@fleet canopy Apr 8, 2020, 7:53 PM CST
Phase dye, living flame dye, blue and silver, skiphs blood, negative, shadow, reflective metal, reflective gold, hades, burning hades, living ocean, blue acid, loving rainbow, black and white, red and black,
yay i can fight moon lord's legs on may 15
@fleet canopy mad lad
dis is wack
Dye list 
How long ago did you look for that red?
they delayed the whole shit to may
bruh
and we dont even got 1.4 yer
@plain mirage Rudolph one mount I no have
@weak flare i'm good
@robust birch not long
@fleet canopy oof
sssssssssucc
Figured
bruh
actually
It's like the fourth result if you search
From: @fleet canopy delay
does anyone have duke fishron and moon lord treasure bags
we just got fucked in the ass by relogic
@weak flare please
@delicate quiver chill
Traaaaade? C:
i'm gonna lose my brain cells to a game
same
im going to lose my brian cells to a discord channel
i killed them all
I lost them over a week ago to people's stupidity
When ruzike becomes mod this place will be hella different
I like it how relogic just said LET'S DOUBLE MOON LORD'S ATTACK
thsi discord server killed them all
and lost half of my brain to reading horrible grammar
Geo, Same.
I’ll give you 45 duke Fishron bags for the dragon staff-
1.5?
bet
tf
1.5?
bet? Or deal?
1.5 is just a little update after 1.4
I could give you 50 for u to not lol
can’t wait for 1.5
@delicate quiver can you help with expert ml
Guys, we got a leaked 1.5 update.
But I'm not gonna do that
andy do we need to check your drunk level?
A n d y
if so blow into dis pipe
haha
You know I’m desperate for this staff
Me?
can someone tell me y my moms up rn at 2 am listening to old mc donals
wtf
help me
1.5 will actually add boc's head
Terrifying
im updating my pc because I havent used my windows 7 XP in a while, thats how old dis shit is
apart from being really helpful this server also has funny jokes
indeed
funny joke
Andy wanna hear a funny joke
wow see how fun switch is when nobody is spamming mage weapons?
hey can anyone help me beat moon lord
The least helpful tip is "The switch can't handle it."
I want you to give me 3 endgame items for 1 block of dirt
im done with fuckign ml
@glacial ingot im already dealing with expert
the only funny joke is when relogic said they finna delay 1.3.5 to may 
Okay, so..no deal?
he crashes my game every 5 secs
It's needed though so understandable @delicate quiver
@weak flare I literally told you to send fc
Oh
yea
Thought that was the other guy
same ive skipped fukin moonlord
im just waiting for moon lord's legs
Tfw no one reads the forums
it's not coming.
yea ik
I do ;-;
I don't see a point
Tfw nobody reads pins in #terraria-pc
tfw i actually know it is not coming
Imagine not having a MySpace page
can anyone help with moon lord i will give some stuff
Guess we weren't lying when we said 1.3.5 never @robust birch
Lol yeah
lmao
wait so its coming out in may now
Such a fun joke that was
?
Yes
i want to die
relogic be looking like the circus
I guess I'm a pretzel shop now
me too
kill me plz
There's still a chance it could be released this month but that's an extreme low %
pass the knife
Pee pee in my grape juice
no I want to wish to never be born
A guy came to me and said do the pretzels come with cheese
Wait
Chill bruh @exotic tinsel
I don't think you understand the concept of brain cells. @delicate quiver
no bc I dont have any
hey is anyone on switch here
exactly I lost them all to the stupidity ive read from anyone since the day I joined this server
I had 3
then 1
then 0
nobody here has over 5 brian cells
how is a corrupt cloud even a thing?

then only half of my brain left
just shut up
sometimes I cant feel my right leg
can anyone of u legends help with the bloody moonlord
no
Can you stop with the low effort please @delicate quiver
No
im sorry but rn if i crash again i may kill soemthing
and i dont want to risk fighting ml
so no
cuz i dont wanna crash
no more brians we need to do terraria

bruh
whats terraria
Geo stop we know you dont have brian cells
When Halloween roles around, Skeletron should have a doot attack
Yes
dont even
ya solar piller si worse tho
Just yes
no
I cherrish doot
I am now a pretzel shop owner
I will have -10 brian cells if that was added
How can I fly with the rocket boots?
Out of nowhere he spawns a doot trumpet
😣
you can doot at home w a real trumpet
I don’t have a real trumpet.

wow it's so cool when something one shots you
actually that is the worst idea i have heard
How can I fly with the rocket boots?

don't
Imagine dying to a freaking doot

Stop
the spooky scary skeletons are haunting me, and also sends shivers down my spine

Careful with them emotes
K
Can i still order? @plain mirage

Yes
I need to take a break from this server
But terraria 1.4 is gona mess me up
What kind ya want
bye guys i wont be back for a year
ok
Wait
Um journeys end spoiler please @plain mirage
Pspspspspsps
never thought i'd see the day where i check discord on my laptop using a mobile hotspot
bye
Pspspspspspspspsps
TaxCollectorName_Name20 has arrived!
Weird
#terraria-spoilers @delicate quiver
lol
Lol
Bruh
🥨
Thx
don't you just love it when your tax collectors name is TaxCollectorName_Name20
i do
Salty Pretzel Parlor now idk
Hottest name in the game
Ive never used the tax collector
He gives money
now I found a bug in the game with names
he has a very nice name
When can i come back @plain mirage?
Salty.exe has stopped workkng
The tax collector is pretty useless imo
god, using a mobile hotspot for discord is hell
He gives money
I already get that
especially when no one is helping?
By the time your in hardmode you probably have a few plat by then
Deku are you ok
No he isnt
I’ve never fought the Cthulhu knockoff
eh, managing
I'm not either
Oh yeah did i pass the test? @plain mirage
ok im going bye
What test
Good
don't have internet and am slowly being kinda pissed off so just a worse version of the usual
Oh no
Slow internet is the worst
i've been sitting here for 30 minutes killing the stardust pillar guys and the pillar hasn't lost it's shield yet
now I've found two bugs
this is just great

totally worth it
oof

@weak flare I can do the trade now I don't even wanna play this game anymore
That's not a bug
Ok cool
you think TaxCollectorNames.Name__20 isn't a bug?
You haft to kill 100 enemies then the sheild goes down @fast parcel
you think I haven't?
150 on expert
How many bags did ya want?
guys can anyone help me with moonlord i really got to kill him
Bad morning
Ight cool
Bad morning guys
Hardcore MasterMode challenge me
heya maze
Hi
Hello jar of jam
especially when one of your friends loses his entire set of solar armor because the game crashed and now your tax collector is named TaxCollectorNames.Name__20 and your stardust pillar's shield doesn't wanna break.
And DM me
it's the best morning.
guys anyone help with moonlord
I feel like actual shit rn I might go back to sleep rn
pls
@glacial ingot I'll help in a bit
thanks mate
@fast parcel if your tax collectors name is that you should restart your game
cause it's not great being ignored
i'm just slowly losing my nerve and my patience
What is the name
I don't blame you
Andy, host a world please
What's the name
TaxCollectorNames.Name__20
Ik but what is the name under the code
a n d y
k im back
That means you got his 20th possible name I think
what did I miss
what do I look like to you a computer programmer?
yes'
@plain mirage ik I want to know his 20th name
tax collector doesn't have 20 possible names hence it being a glitch
Oh
what a great name
Ooooooh
Accepted
just kill him
i'll start a world ig
Lava
losing my shit to a audio desync from the dock
Not a big fan that the treasure bags don’t have a “take one” option
it's great when you open a door and 2 seconds later the sound finally happens
@short stag he only has 19 names I think
that's why you dupe them
@weak flare put it in a chest and take one
yep he only has 19 names
lol
Password?
i wonder why relogic just left it as _20
epic
That's funny to me
How do I buy stuff really fast on switch
Idk why
Atleast it’s very rare
It's just redicilous and long
left trigger
why the hell did u use attachment link
But uh, what’s the password Andy?
just attach it by image
How do I buy stuff really fast on switch
hmm
andy can u help soon
@short stag hold down the buy button
Wow
Ik but it's so slow
@delicate quiver he might not have perms 2
allgood
@delicate quiver that's pipeworks and Nintendo's fault
when u hold down zl it cancels out the music
@delicate quiver it is what it is
ok man no need to ping
so how is this gonna work @weak flare
1.3.1 broke the game's stability as most big updates tend to
imagine watching yt and seeing notifcations popping out on the down right side
you can't frop em?
Nope
drop*
Yeah let's go back to 1.3.0
I guess I’ll brb
Lienfors said Terraria is like a Jenga tower
except it's nit one
Pull straight from the bottom
The more you add the less stable it gets
Wire stuff
bruh
thats useful sort of
Grand plan boi stuff like that
please
Uh
no beg
Andy
pleaase
Why did you
I don't wanna lose my sanity to a boss
ANDY
beggers get instant cancer
IM STILL HERE
oh
the fact that I never asked you about your opinion
Chill guys

