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bleak atlas
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bagel

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can confirm.

autumn turtle
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@hollow kestrel

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Bagel

proven mountain
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The didnt have a rengoku, which is sad tbh smh

autumn turtle
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Select a bagel

hollow kestrel
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NOT AGAIN

autumn turtle
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Tf is this?

errant fog
wary coral
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i like plain bagels

harsh bane
autumn turtle
old moss
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funny

old moss
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low key tempted to take it

autumn turtle
old moss
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i think it'd be kind of funny

bleak atlas
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DO NOT PICK UP MISSINGNO

wet crane
proven mountain
bleak atlas
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or is that glitch thing

harsh bane
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I just "fed" Grunkle a CD

proven valve
wary coral
bleak atlas
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theres legit missingno and m'

autumn turtle
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I picked it up

old moss
old moss
bleak atlas
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everyone heard about missingno but no one cares about m'

autumn turtle
old moss
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yeah m' gets nothing

proven mountain
harsh bane
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Pup

old moss
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shnoot

bleak atlas
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hm

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it appears that

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my clipboard is broken

wary coral
bleak atlas
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Pokémon Wiki

'M is a name shared by a limited number of glitch Pokémon found in the Generation I Pokémon games. Generally, the name 'M is used to refer to the most common of these glitches, whose internal identifier is 00. This 'M is extremely similar to a specific variant of Missingno., and is mostly harmless. It will, however, freeze the game if a player a...

wary coral
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huh

harsh bane
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Mmmmmmm

wary coral
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alrighty then

harsh bane
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Microwave

old moss
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isnt missingno bird type

proven mountain
old moss
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not flying

old moss
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bird type

bleak atlas
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'M Is missingno's little sibling

autumn turtle
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Yoink

wet crane
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Picking up 3TrainerPoke

autumn turtle
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W-where is my best friend?

proven valve
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I need some pain pills

proven mountain
errant fog
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Why did I woke up at 5 AM

wet crane
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normal pills

autumn turtle
harsh bane
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Damn another one of my wholesome pics were marked as explicit

untold apex
proven valve
proven valve
autumn turtle
limpid grotto
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wtf theyre evolving

plush tree
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cute

proper flicker
plush tree
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not the spy

bleak atlas
proper flicker
errant fog
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Spy TF2

proven mountain
limpid grotto
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there is a camera hidden in your toaster

  • Spy
proven valve
autumn turtle
old moss
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i took t

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it

plush tree
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poison tears

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nice

old moss
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mantle c section

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lmaoo

errant fog
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Don't go to France
I almost died
Cause everyone has a butterfly knife there

wary coral
plush tree
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like remote would be good in this situation

bleak atlas
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missingno needs a buff

proper flicker
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just trust rng

autumn turtle
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shoulda been shut down for health concerns years ago

old moss
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too bad im not keeping it

bleak atlas
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it shouldnt be rerolled

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i think missingno only rerolls items before it

old moss
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uhh

golden stratus
old moss
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idk about that

wary coral
old moss
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yeah but missingno is gonna reroll it

primal fable
bleak atlas
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how to make everyone mad in 1 second

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( it has pineapple )

proper flicker
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i just think pineapple goes hard by itself

golden stratus
bleak atlas
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i havent tried ham yet

golden stratus
autumn turtle
golden stratus
autumn turtle
bleak atlas
autumn turtle
golden stratus
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alr instant noodles time

autumn turtle
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Instant spaghetti when

old moss
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godhead

bleak atlas
wary coral
golden stratus
autumn turtle
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When you’re out of bread but got lots of ramen:

wary coral
old moss
proper flicker
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100%

autumn turtle
golden stratus
autumn turtle
golden stratus
sweet axle
golden stratus
sweet axle
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Pain

proper flicker
bleak atlas
proper flicker
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nah

autumn turtle
old moss
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ok so im doing hush

old moss
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there's no dps

bleak atlas
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hm

bleak atlas
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odd

old moss
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but i have lost contact

golden stratus
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it won't fucking work

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it definitelly won't work if i do this

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why would it

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its 1 change

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its stisll mov

golden stratus
autumn turtle
sweet axle
golden stratus
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21

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you said that 21 times

proven mountain
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Isnt jay also pronounced like gay?

autumn turtle
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Not diagonal, eyes closed the entire time

bleak atlas
proven mountain
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Hmm

bleak atlas
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i dont know

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its like 2am

old moss
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it took me awhile to kill phase 1 hush kekw

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but i have shield tears

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so maybe i can survive

proven mountain
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I remember this one kid had a last name being jay but it was pronounced gay

velvet flint
plush tree
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obv

proven mountain
velvet flint
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just cry on that blue thing harder

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it will definitely kill

blissful terrace
autumn turtle
blissful terrace
old moss
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i did it

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funny

sleek crescent
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you know how terraria bosses get like 80% more health per player

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eternity multiplayer with 10 players BossGolemTroll

old moss
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what the fuck

old moss
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cursed eye

autumn turtle
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And add calamity mode revengance or death mode and fight golem

sleek crescent
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from golem to godem

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brick the entire server

old moss
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dude i have both familiars that explode lmao

brisk scarab
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On a run I did not seeded I did so much damage in a split second I negated hushs damage resistance he died in 10 seconds

sleek crescent
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bro void bag getting a buncha cool stuff next update and i've only crafted it one time ever

velvet flint
brisk scarab
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Here is how it looked when I beat delirium on the same run

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30 second kill

sleek crescent
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so are bones materials or weapons?

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as in what chest you would put bones in

brisk scarab
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bone glove

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Expert mode item from skelatron

sleek crescent
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bone glove is a weapon for sure but the bones themselves?

brisk scarab
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Material

autumn turtle
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Don’t you hate it when your friend who is an untrained doctor turns your feet into peanut butter and feet sandwiches right before putting your shoes on them?

bleak atlas
old moss
brisk scarab
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And furniture of you find the bone crafting item

bleak atlas
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with alot of brimstone lasers homing and high damage

old moss
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i got restock chaos and a pound of flesh

bleak atlas
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not even that high damage

old moss
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got literally almost every item i owned

bleak atlas
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like 9-17 damage

brisk scarab
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Oh they changed restock

old moss
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had unlocked

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wdym?

autumn turtle
brisk scarab
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every time an item is restocked it costs 1 extra coin

old moss
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casual

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i've been playing on repentance

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anyways

sleek crescent
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bone glove is a weapon AND accessory

brisk scarab
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Yeah that's what I mean

sleek crescent
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depends on version

old moss
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pound of flesh makes shop items devil deals though

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and i had restock

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and i was the lost

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so everything was free

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and you can get infinite items

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then i got chaos

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so i just had everything

sleek crescent
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weapon (1.3, where it uses bones to fire crossbones)
accessory (1.4, where it fires crossbones for free while attacking)

brisk scarab
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1st run as bethany hard mode hush mega satan and delirium

autumn turtle
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Imagine a gun that fires a gun that fires swords that fires gun shaped beams that fires nukes

plush tree
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i cant

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brain capacity too small

sleek crescent
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a spear that fires spears that split into spears that split into spears that split into spears

autumn turtle
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Warning: brainups will cause death

plush tree
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ok

autumn turtle
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To survive a brainup you have to take a braindown quickly

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Warning: braindown deletes your entire brain

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So you die

brisk scarab
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Shoot exploding swords

autumn turtle
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YES

old moss
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holy shit

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i have a strong ass build

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c section

autumn turtle
brisk scarab
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Dlc weapon

old moss
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weird parasite interaction

autumn turtle
autumn turtle
brisk scarab
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Well it borderlands what do you expect

autumn turtle
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Try arm builds

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Or even brain builds

old moss
brisk scarab
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Tbh though the DOUBLE PENETRATING UNKEMPT HERALD IS THE BEST GUN IN THE GAME

old moss
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didnt get delirium portal

autumn turtle
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Like my brand new product brainups

brisk scarab
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It can be gotten at level 8 at the start of the game

golden stratus
brisk scarab
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While the swordsplosion you need to beat the dlc

old moss
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:((

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now i have to play fucking maggy another time

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on top of the 3 runs for beast greedier and mother

golden stratus
old moss
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hell nah

golden stratus
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(1 more health)

old moss
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tlilith is so insanely overpowered

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maggy is snorefest

golden stratus
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what about azazel

autumn turtle
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Tissac is a snorefest

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Forced to use so little

old moss
autumn turtle
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No room for fun powerful builds

old moss
autumn turtle
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Also no d6

old moss
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lemme find it

nova owl
old moss
autumn turtle
old moss
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yeah

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replace host with pyro

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replace perfume with soymilk

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and like

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psy fly with rock bottom

autumn turtle
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Brimstone

nova owl
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How does brim work with c-section?

sleek crescent
old moss
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idfk

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i doubt it would've helped too much

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it was like 90 damage and lik

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3 or 4 tars

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taers

autumn turtle
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And replace soy with almond milk to get fun brimstone ipecac combo

old moss
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tears

nova owl
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Wow

old moss
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i had like 9 tier 4 items

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out of the 12 i could have

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dude im actually so upset i didnt get delirium

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now i gotta do another fucking maggy run

sleek crescent
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the gull war

autumn turtle
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Tcain is boring because it just takes so long to get an item and even then it’s random because of that nerf the devs did

old moss
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i could've done all of the marks in one run

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i didnt know about mama mega opening up hush and boss rush

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so i just have boss rush and hush

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left

solemn hatch
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Bruh I was so close to being dead

leaden sun
solemn hatch
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What

reef carbon
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whats this for?

solemn hatch
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Super animal royale?

sleek crescent
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finally
treasure map

proven valve
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electricity

marsh jay
void root
marsh jay
void root
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grass can't be charged

scenic merlin
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Wrong

void root
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no

scenic merlin
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Sunlight charges grass

proven valve
void root
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it's just a big lightbubulb up there

scenic merlin
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You’re a logbubolben

autumn turtle
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and nobody can stop me

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Also at the same time I’m claiming the sun

scenic merlin
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I am the sun

real ravine
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gun

jade socket
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Fun

golden stratus
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whoa whoa

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at the start of this ad it looked like terraria

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even that screensho looks a bit

leaden sun
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Copy

golden stratus
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doesn't seem too much like it

autumn turtle
golden stratus
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alot of things looked like terraria

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minus the combat i guess?

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and some other stuff

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look at this

autumn turtle
golden stratus
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doesn't this look like terraria if you look too fast

golden stratus
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the video btww

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i clicked on a schlatt video why am i in a jackscepticeye video

untold apex
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Carrot are you high?

sleek crescent
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cool enemy

golden stratus
sleek crescent
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covers sky in bullets

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despawns after killing you

untold apex
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Damn it carrot

golden stratus
sleek crescent
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how tf am i meant to get security wallet when i can't even attack it

nova owl
sleek crescent
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with my poison staff that has been stolen by enemy number 48

golden stratus
quaint flower
sleek crescent
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summons are also being absolutely worthless rn

autumn turtle
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Man I hate the tmodloader bug that causes calamity mod music to be slightly more quieter than it’s supposed to be

untold apex
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How dare you be high without me Carrot

sleek crescent
autumn turtle
sleek crescent
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also deviantt got absolutely obliterated

golden stratus
autumn turtle
quaint flower
golden stratus
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cool build dude!!

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looks exactly like the flying dutchman icon

sleek crescent
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mfw deviantt is tied for second lowest deaths

golden stratus
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how did you do it???????????

quaint flower
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Salana

autumn turtle
nova owl
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Cooked snake?

sleek crescent
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banner crafts great tho

woeful venture
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Who made that and why

sleek crescent
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easy greedy ring

golden stratus
sinful bloom
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like this if you like this cat 👍

woeful venture
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What even is it? That is NOT a hotdog

nova owl
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Cat

autumn turtle
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Never had long hotdogs before?

golden stratus
woeful venture
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Is that even edible?! Is it cooked all the way through?

nova owl
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This is a yardlong

woeful venture
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I didn’t, but I do actually know somebody.

autumn turtle
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(No mods this is NOT nsfw talk)

autumn turtle
woeful venture
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(Now that the set-up for the “ur mom” joke is ready, I wait.)

autumn turtle
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Hotcake

Birthday dog

sleek crescent
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log house

woeful venture
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Fr though. How did they even get a sausage THAT long. Did they really make one that big?

golden stratus
golden stratus
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i'm not sure what to call the sbustance

leaden sun
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Dangit my pillow is cold i need to flip to the other side

woeful venture
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…I hate that this is all about a sausage, it makes it sound so much worse than it is

autumn turtle
woeful venture
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Or better depending on how you see it

sleek crescent
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among us house

woeful venture
leaden sun
golden stratus
quaint flower
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Multidia

leaden sun
autumn turtle
woeful venture
autumn turtle
leaden sun
woeful venture
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Dang it- typo.

sleek crescent
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mogus

golden stratus
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this is a hotdog

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which is a sausage

woeful venture
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You go to time-out for that joke, I go to time out for typo

sleek crescent
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💀

golden stratus
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why is there so many long foods based off meat called sausages

sleek crescent
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get pirate staff drop yet can't kill dutchman

leaden sun
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Pirate staff is good if u dont have anything else

autumn turtle
sleek crescent
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amulet of many minions pirate staff is just the generalist "all in one" staff lmao

sinful bloom
golden stratus
sleek crescent
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cycles between melee, ranged, flying melee, flying ranged summons

sleek crescent
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1-4 slots

autumn turtle
sleek crescent
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idk what slot 5 and beyond do but probably restarts cycle

golden stratus
sleek crescent
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wonder what version im on

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must be 1.2

sinful bloom
golden stratus
leaden sun
sleek crescent
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amulet of many minions great mod

leaden sun
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Terraria beta

golden stratus
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very interesting experience

sleek crescent
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so there's like

leaden sun
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Terraria pre-alpha

golden stratus
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i think skeletron is definitelly possible to beat but chippy just had a bit of skill issue

golden stratus
autumn turtle
carmine lion
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oi wtf is this guy looking at

sleek crescent
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cutlass pirate
gun pirate
parrot
dutchman pirate (not in image)

carmine lion
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very sketchy

leaden sun
golden stratus
sleek crescent
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world's greatest loadout

autumn turtle
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That’s the hotdog I had a while back

carmine lion
autumn turtle
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Those buns aren’t hotdog buns

They sub buns

nova owl
golden stratus
nova owl
autumn turtle
carmine lion
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Yup, ate it correctly

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Good job

autumn turtle
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the cannibal bully when the nerd gets a nosebleed:

nova owl
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I like ketchup myself, but even that's really excessive

autumn turtle
nova owl
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What's on the outside?

leaden sun
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Pickle

nova owl
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O no

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O nooooo

proper flicker
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the rick

autumn turtle
nova owl
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I think a part of me just dissipated

autumn turtle
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Snot dogs

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Eat the snot dog

nova owl
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There goes the brain cells

carmine lion
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uh

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Very strange

leaden sun
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I turned on light mode

autumn turtle
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The hell is this google?

leaden sun
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It looks nice

autumn turtle
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Look at the bottom

nova owl
leaden sun
proper flicker
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the pink sauce

woeful venture
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Ah, yes.

nova owl
carmine lion
autumn turtle
proper flicker
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the shitter

nova owl
autumn turtle
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What the childrens menu has in america:

carmine lion
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Ah yes

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God bless the United States of America

plush tree
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bro im in oklahoma that looks SHIT

carmine lion
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it is shit

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Want some?

proper flicker
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like The Shit

nova owl
autumn turtle
proper flicker
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the best way to eat sushi

nova owl
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Is that a sausage shaped sushi roll?

autumn turtle
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Excluding the bite

nova owl
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That's cursed

autumn turtle
sinful bloom
nova owl
nova owl
proper flicker
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that's just a bit more

autumn turtle
plush tree
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eag iNAUIN HRUNh

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THIS FOOD LOOKS SHIT

leaden sun
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Why am i being insulted im american and that is not how it looks

plush tree
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GNRISG AUn

nova owl
carmine lion
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don’t die now

carmine lion
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The experiment hasn’t ended

nova owl
autumn turtle
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More American sushi

nova owl
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Ugh

autumn turtle
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you know the location I’m gonna say

nova owl
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That's so much cheese

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I think

proper flicker
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i would eat it

carmine lion
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I swear that plate has mustard around the edges of it

autumn turtle
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No

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THIS IS AMERICAN SUSHI

nova owl
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I hate this

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But it's reasonable?

proper flicker
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i like it

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add some cheese

carmine lion
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I feel neutral about it

nova owl
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Violently neutral

nova owl
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That looks like vomit

carmine lion
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The pickle paste

proper flicker
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i don't like soup

proper flicker
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hard pass

plush tree
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man but fried pickles taste AMAZING

autumn turtle
proper flicker
autumn turtle
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Regurgitated food is like uneaten food

nova owl
carmine lion
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Fried pickles just taste like hot pickles

sleek crescent
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gotta love it when stolen items just get fully deleted

autumn turtle
proper flicker
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it works

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would eat

autumn turtle
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Corn dog

sleek crescent
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where tf is my shadowflame hex doll

nova owl
autumn turtle
sleek crescent
autumn turtle
nova owl
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O nooooo

autumn turtle
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Oh found a better quality version

nova owl
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Not the cattails

autumn turtle
proper flicker
plush tree
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the cat:

autumn turtle
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Now you can read it

sleek crescent
#

you ever seen a video of someone eating one of those

proper flicker
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yes

quasi patio
sleek crescent
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shit looks like wall insulation

wraith ledge
autumn turtle
wraith ledge
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something i regret making

sleek crescent
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collection

proper flicker
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Hampter

autumn turtle
proper flicker
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don't you love how stupidly hard the pirate invasion is

proper flicker
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would eat

nova owl
proper flicker
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i love pickles

autumn turtle
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Eternity mode is so hard that it makes calamity mode look like it’s easy

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There are so much balancing issues in eternity mode

proper flicker
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atleast it's not malice

autumn turtle
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Such as golem disabling platforms, that’s a stupid idea

sleek crescent
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i mean eeh

proper flicker
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idk i never use platforms for golem

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just fly from side to side

sleek crescent
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golem arena is so goddamn tiny normally that platforms are not needed

proper flicker
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i'm at plantera rn

sleek crescent
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if it was cal worldgen golem arena yeah platform would be worse

proper flicker
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skeletron prime took a few attempts

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but atleast i got the boss weapon

sleek crescent
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i am going to cheese the shit out of sprime again

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if the fight wasn't reworked in the last year

proper flicker
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think it's similar

sleek crescent
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that fight was just unfun last time i did it

proper flicker
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i don't remember the arms taking turns to attack in pairs though

sleek crescent
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i know for a fact emode destroyer got reworked in the last year because the update was like a month after i quit the eternity run

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haven't seen the rework yet though so

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hope it's not more of mr invincible against damage

proper flicker
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nope

sleek crescent
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against non-summon damage because emode destroyer is just quirky like that

proper flicker
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i wonder if the jungle yoyo is still good against plantera

sleek crescent
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vile wording required because misery

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idfk why destroyer took full damage from summon during coils

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thank god for it though

proper flicker
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it takes full damage during the coils

sleek crescent
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used to have 100% damage reduction

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during coils

proper flicker
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💀

sleek crescent
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you know where destroyer flies into a circle and starts shooting the damn 8 shot lasers at you

proper flicker
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yeah

sleek crescent
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and trying to escape doesn't work because invisible wall aura

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that used to have FULL damage immunity

proper flicker
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there's also the sans undertale variation

sleek crescent
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(aka 1 damage because not truly full dr)

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leviathan and anihita on premech gear was easier and even those weapons barely did shit

plush tree
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use the sword that drops enemy defense by 1 each swing

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then heals you

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:)

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great sword

sleek crescent
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that's made from souls of might

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(destroyer souls)

plush tree
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fright*

proper flicker
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might

plush tree
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oh

sleek crescent
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also cal item

plush tree
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the

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cal item?

proper flicker
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clam

sleek crescent
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yeah that's the grand sword thing

plush tree
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that's the upgraded version :P

proper flicker
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The Majestic Guard

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the upgrade is the Grand Guardian

sleek crescent
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forgor the name yet somehow know what souls makes it

proper flicker
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and then Earth

plush tree
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yeah

sleek crescent
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so how tf do you spawn in jungle mimic

proper flicker
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sacrifice the deviantt to jungle creatures

sleek crescent
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removed and readded enemy must have some sort of convoluted spawn method

proper flicker
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with that i mean use her to craft the ssummon

sleek crescent
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lmao

proper flicker
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it requires like

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deviantt, 30 gold, 6 souls of night and 6 souls of light

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remember that dread shell op too

sleek crescent
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dreadnaut 💀

proper flicker
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it deals no contact damage during the spin

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i won't even get to fight the miniboss once in this playthrough

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yeah the entire attack is dodged by standing still

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fuckin 1% fish up chance

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you can also craft a summon for it

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chum bucket, 10 gold and deviantt

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Sushi

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chum buckets are at least something i have

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the squirrel sells deviantt npcs if you need more

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or you can just summon the boss version and die/kill it

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la creatura

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me when i get killed for looking at the ground because goblin invasion

golden stratus
leaden sun
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Only $7?

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and someone's life

leaden sun
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Im sold

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why is eternity so dark

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corruption permanent darkness and those gravestones being everywhere due to eternity enemies

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never had an issue with it

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mainly because i play crimson

woeful venture
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I believe that’s the great fairy…something from Legend of Zelda

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Lemme check

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Yep.

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Np

candid agate
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This goofy crap on my YouTube homepage

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sick embeds

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Oops accidentally posted 2

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I know right

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how cranked up is truffle worm spawn rate in eternity

golden radish
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Huh

sweet axle
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Just pulled this. How much you think it’s worth😳

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12 keys and 24 refs

patent flint
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3 scrap

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I'll pay with 6 pain trains

patent flint
gusty nymph
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Accurate prices

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All I can say though is make sure you take care of that card

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Because I know a normal one of those is like 50 usd

brazen dune
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Final bos

carmine lion
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I sm going insane
Nothing is helping
So uh remember how Minecraft did some migration thing

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And if you owned bedrock you get Java for free

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Yeah I didn't get Java for free

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clearly skill issued

carmine lion
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I am trying to find out how
I have Minecraft since 2016

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I can't use the fucking Minecraft launcher because I need both fucking versions

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I never had a Minecraft account since I only played on my Xbox

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So

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Since ei have bedrock

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That mean I have minecraft for windows right?
Just boot I up

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NOPE

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And minecraft for windows is basically bedrock edition

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Even though I own bedrock edition on my Xbox account
Which is also on my Microsoft account

brazen dune
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There are bed bugs in Minecraft. Literally unplayable.

carmine lion
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Smh

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looks like the bed bugs bit

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microsoft's plan to run java into the ground so all of the java players migrate to bedrock BossGolemTroll

carmine lion
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Also it says in my billing history that I bought Minecraft since 2016

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carmine lion
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On my Microsoft account
So I don't get fucking why.i can't get bedrock for my god damn laptop

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All of this suffering all because I wanna put custom skins on my bedrock edition game

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I'm gonna either buy java or contact Microsoft

Microsoft first thiugh

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I've heard of that kind of problem before

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It's fairly common

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I've been doing this for 3 fucking hours

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I am going insane

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how about

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you try playing something else

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BUT

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I wanna play Minecraft on vr

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but that requires java

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buy a playstation

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Fuck PlayStation (no offense)

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agreed

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I have an xbox

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I want to have an xbox

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A VR head set a 3DS
I think i'm stacked rn

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mhm

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yeah

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i stole the ps4 I'm using right now from a flea market

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wth

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is a fllea market

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Oh no the fleas

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uh

carmine lion
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you don't know what a fucking flea market is?

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dude

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No

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😃

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you must be rich

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I never been outside alot

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Clueless

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Can I get some money

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idk the exact definition

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but it's like

carmine lion
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they sell

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fleas

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mmmm

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an unofficial bunch of stores
for memory

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run by the public

carmine lion
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Oh ok

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Y'know what a thrift shop is?

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Is it kinda like goodwill

fast crescent
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"A street market selling second hand goods."

carmine lion
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Ah

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Yeah but a bunch of goodwills selling a bunch of random shit

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so basically an op shop but on the street

carmine lion
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they sell severed fingers and frontal lobes

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the bite of 87

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my go to store

carmine lion
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Do they sell Java edition

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also the vendors are middle aged men or women with like ninety kids so if you're sneaky enough you could get by with a free pair of ripoff headphones or jewelry

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imagine crafting your boss spawners smh

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carmine lion
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Fun fact:I have 2 of the same minecrafts on my xbox

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If a tree gets cut down and nobody saw it, was it really cut down?

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Their both bedrock

carmine lion
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also sandstorm seems like a really good crate farm ngl

carmine lion
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Don't blame me i didn't make it up

carmine lion
carmine lion
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Officer I did nothing
That knife just went up by itself and stabbed that guy

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Magic ✨

carmine lion
sleek crescent
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trolling

fast crescent
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if you yoink your splurgy and no-one sees it
was it really yoinked

carmine lion
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I hate florists

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I made a yo-kai watch statue on a public creative server

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Florida*

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Imma go back tomorrow to see if it's still there

fast crescent
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i was about to say

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damn what did those flower vendors do to you

carmine lion
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I also hate florists

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If it is then another statue will be added

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its probably not

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damn what did those flower vendors do to you

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allergies

carmine lion
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allergies or something idk

fast crescent
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tru

carmine lion
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Also someone started helping me

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I've never been inside a flower shop

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hayfever is the fucking worst

carmine lion
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And I'm pretty sure I'm not allergic to anything

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i've never seen a flower shop

carmine lion
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L

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imagine

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My town never had a flower shop

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I have seen a grand total of one florist in my life

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i'm exclusively allergic to eating peanuts and mustard

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nothing else

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wait no, two

carmine lion
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Nor a local game store

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enemies left

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and both occassions I have never seen anybody go into either

carmine lion
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Only florist I've seen was the lady that was dating the insect in the bee movie

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rune mage
rainbow slime (easy)
jungle mimic

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carmine lion
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Bee movie fans when the bee stings them instead of falling in love with them

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also dying to rare enemies does not unlock the spawner in deviantt shop

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only killin em

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(aka no rune mage spawner for me)

carmine lion
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the bee movie is a substantially better movie than Adam Sandler's Click

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Games that have a mod loader and a mod installing built in
Needs a game of the year award

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im just gonna farm sandstorm for crates

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fuck games with no mod support

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bee movie fans when the bees don't actually sound like Jerry Seinfeld

carmine lion
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I hate Teslas

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the "bad" guy from bee movie wasn't that wrong

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true true

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carmine lion
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what am I supposed to do when my car runs out of electricity

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he was allergic to bees and his gf was falling in love with a fucking insect

fast crescent
carmine lion
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ass

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wack

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No

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I wanna tell Microsoft that I didn't get Java for free because I have bedrock
But I feel like they won't reply or tell me some nonsense

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free shit

carmine lion
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I also learned that Americans don't have instasandwiches in your 7/11s

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also how good is forbidden armor anyways

carmine lion
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What's wrong with you people

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haven't used it since that vanilla 1.3 run

carmine lion
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The drink bug juice made me terribly sick when I was young young

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drink bug juice

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Like my vision was blurry af

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That sounds vile

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on you for drinking something called bug juice

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bug juice is a carbonated fruit drink thing i think

carmine lion
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not like actual bug guts

carmine lion
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Yeah

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I would never trust a juice that has bug in the name

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carmine lion
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almost as much as I wouldn't trust anyone named Jordan

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like those biscuits called nutter butters

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like bro

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💀

carmine lion
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nutter butter

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My vision was like blurry and a bit bright idk

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absolutely fabulous

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But then I found the waterburger that I was sick at

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"Mommy can I get a nutter butter"

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Today

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carmine lion
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Wtf

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😭

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"can we get waterburgers later"

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💀 💀

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Dietz nuts

carmine lion
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america is luvly

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I found the specific waterburger place that my sickness became the worst at
And dear God I hated how familiar it felt

fast crescent
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I'm also like 90% certain that there was once a fast food joint here in Aus called "swamp duck"

carmine lion
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Vegemite

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nah

carmine lion
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Timtams

fast crescent
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don't diss that shit

#

they slap

carmine lion
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AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE MILO

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WHAT THE FUCK

fast crescent
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they have infinitely inferior nesquik

carmine lion
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Also they use hot water instead of milk with hot chocolate power

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Here in America
Has a heat stroke

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"swiss miss"

fast crescent
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i can't comment on the hot water thing because I make my Milos like a coffee

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Milo, sugar, milk and water

carmine lion
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my god

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The tap water here sucks

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do you at least use half the can

fast crescent
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two teaspoons 💀

carmine lion
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Because just a few spoons of Milo with water will make it taste like piss

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ARE YOU OKAY?

fast crescent
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HEAR ME OUT

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fast crescent
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IT ACTUALLY IS NICE

carmine lion
#

Is living upside down making all the blood run to your fucking brain??

fast crescent
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bro

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try it

carmine lion
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Two teaspoons man

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You have issues

fast crescent
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😭

carmine lion
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It's either half the entire can or nothing

#

i bet you call it shrimp instead of prawns too

sleek crescent
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goblin sharks drop stuff?

fast crescent
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hell no

carmine lion
#

thank god

fast crescent
carmine lion
#

goblin

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goblin deez nuts

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i regret nothing

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Peglin is just asking for the jokes

carmine lion
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Guys should I just ask Microsoft to give me Java because I owned bedrock in 2016
And possibly lowering my sanity even more

Or should I just buy java on my Microsoft account allowing me to finally use the god damn launcher
(Don't have the money rn)

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dude

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you're obsessed

fast crescent
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take a break from the whole Minecraft shit for a while

carmine lion
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find help

#

seek God

fast crescent
#

you said you've been at it for like three hours

carmine lion
#

No

fast crescent
#

yes

carmine lion
#

Maybe

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he really wants his minecraft

carmine lion
#

how about you ask Microsoft for some

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refunds?

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Need mincrt

fast crescent
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mincrt

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how about you ask microsoft to be a good company

carmine lion
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They don't do anything good

#

Well sometimes

carmine lion
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It's never gonna happen

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i keep my theory that EA HQ is in the ocean

carmine lion
#

The admins don't even respond to the questions
Only the people themselves

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and a crab is the big boss

fast crescent
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reminds me of the time a public weather broadcast got interrupted because the display screen recommended upgrading to windows 10

carmine lion
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REALLY

fast crescent
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yes 💀

carmine lion
#

Mistur sQuidword

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oh god

carmine lion
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I wanna see the video

fast crescent
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idk where the original is

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ah yes spawn dreadnaught when im at 79 health

carmine lion
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Darn