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Oooooo
tortilla is 12
shes 17, her birthday was like past january
haha
Happy belated birthday barsinso's gfff
I'm 12 yep I'm ready to date
ill tell her a random girl on the internet wished her a happy birthday
lol
lol
well they do
you are a rando
im randy from south paark
@azure shuttle they killed the circlejerk
thats because lazy parenting
they did.
estรก lloviendo ahora ๐ฆ
watching htwawm
yeah buddy1
no you can't watch tortilla!
why? because...12
that's why
but $5.00
lmaooo
It's 2017 kids these days are twerking and instagramming
DEM TEENYBOPPERS
totally agree..goes back to #lazyparents
try harder
y cuando llegues a 100 post, que te pasara
its all superficial crap anyway
My posts are kinda interesting.....
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They're not of random shit it's actually of something I did that day like prom, confirmation, NHS induction...
haha nhs
ok ca't verify
delet this
lmao
I looked so embarrassing back then
lol
My birthday is today
well whats more year
fo real?!
i do
too young to be here
Btw why is is kappamary now? It was kappatorti before
Sage show me in the server handbook where it says you have to be 13+ to be here
server handbook
any social media accounts or making an account period the lowest age is 13
no.....
She's so pretty
i'd love her
that's very kappable
protect her
Like I wish I was her
and watch her grow into a woman
haha
with my guidance and care
Whose cardigan is better tho? ๐
c:
MEEEE!!!
aww so cute tortilla!!!
mei

Dew you are so adorable ๐ซ
at least show the latest one so people won't think i'm a meatball
ohhh ok
So what? I love meatballs
wow
didn't see that coing
im just here for the exp
tbh
man this hd makes everyones skin flaws show up haha
Love you dew
do u
man...
the one thing i hate about this show
ugh
i don't want to see that
fast forward
como se dice maybe en espanol?
tal vez o quizรก
Ty!!
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alomejor tambien es correcto
a lo mejor
Hola owo
Hola sensei xD
๐คฃ
ill have 100 cats and when i die they'll eat my body
should i get butt implants?
sounds like a plan
i changed my mind. ill get lip fillers
screams en espaรฑol
y
diles a los mods que me dejen entrar a tu canal
el esta haciendolo ahora mismo
si
hahah
t!youtube fedora trick
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is this just fantasyyyy
Fedora tricks! Finally... I needed a tutorial to impress m'ladies
i need to get cats
hmm
รฑo
tortilla doesn't need no boyfriend
if shes not with dew, then yes she does
she can live a happy life only with guacamole
i need a sugar daddy XD
t!credits 1000 @inner ginkgo
smh
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t!credits @inner ginkgo 1000
juan pablo
5060
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what does the word cummies mean
lol
I wonder
like gummies but with....riiighhhtt
but with what
juan pable gave me dinero
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chad ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐
chad what
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he's mine
I'm back, alguien tocรณ el timbre ๐ค
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si pizza
Hi Dew
tienes la que con queso y hongos
@autumn saffron
haha
Python o C# ?
hi
yay
python
you here
ye
5451
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t!cookie @vocal grail
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what does that mean
t!cookie @vocal grail
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oh well
brenda
im going to force myself to learn spanish while im learning japanese
join us
cokie?
dew
in voice channel
hmm
Ok everyone give cookies to Sage, plz
i downloaded 1001 most common words and phrases for the anki deck
i'm gonna cheat on spanish too
@inner ginkgo plz do, otherwise I can't give you more credits ๐
....
t!cookie
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ok let me go do something then I will join, but sage has to join too
okok
learning italiano
naughty @quick oriole
peudo hablar espanol ๐
ah si?
*puedo
@quick oriole I dreamt you were turned into an enchilada
un poco
omg i want enchiladas by the way
wait what?
someone make me some
kkk
haha
enchiladas are mi favorito
yes you just said you cheated on daddy dew
como se dice " I will" en espanol
ok
depends
fui?
^
i will use
there are two ways to do it
lo usarรฉ
you can say yo uso o usare
haha no i never cheated on dew
dammit..those accents
hhhuh
ok brb

Sage has very good Spanish, we should give him a 'teacher' tag
cheater!!!
lol
and then give him another cookie
t!cookie @vocal grail
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boooo
we have teacher tags?
of course, what are you? a Mod?
I want the brenda's knight tag
bam
im sorry..i might make it up to both of you later
sabelotodo
idk how dew even got it
*oh
for benda
he can tag himself haha
l
wait.shouldn't he be your knight tortilla?
because he is welcoming party
im js
you've gotta have the cool photo
Dew is a big boy, he can tag himself now
i wear pull ups
well dew should be a lot of things but he refuses to
like a baby growing up
night deense
haha

defense
tortilla is my number one knight though โค
loyal..... ๐ญ
what do you even do with a knight tags
Enchilada Knight
nothing
u left me fo r another guy
420
that's cool
actually she left you for another girl
420 best 400
plot twist
i like the sword
lol
QUIEN dew?
๐ฝ | ** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrx4H5JSrQY **
we haven't dated in days dew no i'm not cheating
Dew
before our split i was loyal afffffffff
days in teengage time is like years in adult time
@autumn saffron tienes que aplicarte mรกs, skype diario
have to keep the woman engaged man!
this fedora guy looks like a japanese guy I met in LA when I gave him a tour around the Griffith observatory
haha
and give her some cummies
no what am i, ur gf? no
@inner stream first skype despuรฉs al jardรญn, verdad?
lol
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there are gummies with...uh huh
is dating not the same as being in a relationship?
sorry dew love you tho
nope
you know my sitch
no skype then?
no
ook
I thought that once you went out together as friends and liked each other you guys could be gf and bf and start dating that way
wow
how old am I? hah
i just read a message
poor guy
he went 2 hours out of his way
and she stood him up
i wish there were websites to report people like that
my sleep schedule is fucked up as fuck
well fuck
i mean ..how about 3 weeks
farming
points
#screenshot
venda
i think of young voice
just saying things with fuck
you know?
f*ck
f*cking shit
ok
I need to brb and I can't haha
no puedo comer las conchas.
pan?
behave kids, we have a #284889890003484672 channel for a reason
fuck ..that..PUTO!
love george lope
z
but i do feel bad for that guy tho.
he took a train to get there
its on reddit
rip
idk what that means
Right internal Penis
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@trim jewel jaja cafe!
aaaaaand, we're back
haha
t!rank
let me get rid of it
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hold on
spamming
@inner stream si si, estรกbamos dรกndole consejos a Sweet_Dew
more like level farming
you always say that
whats vc?
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for a moment..i think someone is coming to pick me up haha
they are?
i think
I just want legal LSD, is it too much to ask?
t1rank
t!rank
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ok Dewie
?
let's go sage
ok
I am never drunk, if you are asking me
@trim jewel me perdรญ en las mensagens, que pasรณ? dandole consejos a cerca de cabellos o herbias?
De como conquistar a Tortilla
its not hard
You give her some salsa some guacamole and done
exactly
hello
it's me
helooo from the other siiiiiide
i must've called a thousand tiiiiimes
lol i dont know this sooooooong
๐ฃ is cool
@autumn saffron sisterly kiss
brotherly screech
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brenda you remind me of this girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdROFMLpdgQ
only you're prettier and cooler ๐
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^
kappa
que cocine brownies
brownies de hierba?
yep
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Equal parts flour to chocolate chips + more sugar depending on how sweet you like it, you add some yeast or baking powder and mix all of it slowly with hot water (but not boiling hot) and the weed Until it acquires a "just a bit runny but not too much" consistency. You can wait some minutes for the yeast to act or whatever and then bake it for 30 minutes at 350. Or until it is done.(
I mean, that's literally my fast solution
there are a lot of youtube tutorials
tho
probably better
i love brownies :D
hmmmm instructions are too complicated got head stuck in celling fan
ah i just dislike cooking tho.....
I'll cook for you guys
pls don't spike it tho
encebollado.... fish soup with onions?
Beans and rice with chorizo please
@inner stream https://youtu.be/n01WO1MpH90
y ahora se cree portuges
@spice mica sta 'zitto
Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server, @sly tartan! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping the admins by typing <@&243854949522472971>.
Bienvenid@ a English-Spanish Learning Server, @sly tartan! Si tienes alguna pregunta manda un mensaje a cualquiera de los moderadores en linea o haz ping a <@&243854949522472971>
((<@&258819531193974784>))
welcome @sly tartan
spanish
muy bien gracias
... colores
๐ฃ Leyenda Del Significado De Colores De Nombres
Aprobado por la RAE 
Amarillo - Hispanohablante nativo
Azul - Inglรฉs nativo
Naranja - Ni inglรฉs ni hispanohablante
Violeta - Moderador
de donde eres? chus
@Zando woooow mpb
de Guatemala
que bien
pues espanhol y talvez ingles todavia tengo que aprender un poquito xD
ahh ok so you dont speak fluent english?
@inner stream :D
my throat hurts lmao
have you been yelling too much? torti
tfw when you want to learn rap god but you're not talented at all
lol
maybe xD i just need to be more confident at speaking english :v
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ahh ok
If you want to practise speaking english just ask and maybe someone will join you in one of the voice channels
yea i will xD and thank you for your help ๐
no problem
welcome @sly tartan i'm tortilla
the name thou xD
hello tortilla nice to meet you 
same nice to meet you
yes nice to meet you both :)
lol and how's your day going so far?
busy week lol
tortilal?!!?!?!??!!?!??!1
lel its friday and tortilla knows it xD
yeyeye
dew this song reminds me of us :,( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
she went afk
wtf dew savage
Hey :D
hi
So quiet General chat
rip me
am not though
oh
ya who?
nah srry
what is brawlhalla?
f2p game on steam
basically poor man's smash bros
what?
ye
aren't you?
@inner stream Mi piace anche questa canzone. https://youtu.be/YBwMeilZGzo
tortilla is in a bad mood
queen brenda's king
i'm her knight......
I'm no one, buddy
until you got all sour
im not sour
am sweet

please
?
kinark i forgot who you are i'm sorry could you ring some bells for me?
i remember talking to you before
WAIT yes i do remember now
you're brazilian
@azure shuttle
lol
wut
idk rick i seem here
ah
i
but i had to stay cus she wanted to eat something and it was raining a lot
thought you had a gf
all that work for no return
y
i do
what happened?
he has a side ho
not anymore
ah
miss ya, Daddy
ITALIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO
:C
MORTE DE FAME
side ho
woah wtf dude
wut
do I need to be fluent to have "English" badge?
bubu plex
you wouldnt understand
lol i forgot my meatballs
@gentle oyster todo el mundo sabe que estas aqui ven aqui ya
hi zando
s
Hey
zandorum
i thought someone was going to give me the fidelity talk but i thought wrong lol
lisandro i would but idfwu
i dont fuck witchu homie
i expected brenda too, guess not
barsinso
what did he mean by this?
what do you mean by this
hmm what you want
i try man
never thought you'd hear a fidelity talk from dew huh
tu amor
tortilla
tu pasion yttttttttttttttu corazon
you cheated
i kid dew
:c
and no i didn't cheat
who was it then dew???
i wish there was an angry torti emoticon
nope :]
rup
thornrows ;__;
???
thom yorke
@spice mica Te iubesc foarte mult dragostea mea.
lo que me dijiste fue muy tabรบ
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but what about (((them)))
k
muerte
@autumn saffron wew lad
wew lad
deep shit
que tan profunda es la huea?
super
tfw the adonis belt is showing, feels good lads we are all going to make it! :D
hola
@spice mica Non mi interessa cosa pensa la gente del nostro amore, ti amo.
what a confession! ๐ฎ
time to call a locksmith
Waiting for a family member to come back
ah that works too
Maybe a window is unlocked
I live in an apartment. Top floor
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Only way in is the door
But I forgot my keys
Alerted 2 family member
Someone please knock me out real hard...
I'm literally camping outside my door
It's awkward
My voice echoes when I call someone
All I wanted to do was buy a burger but my keys are attached to my wallet
My wallet is like my life
If I lose my wallet, I lose everything
awwww
i remember when my dad locked himself out when i was 8 and i wouldnt let him in cause he didnt use the secret knock pattern i made up
Even my usb thumbdrive
@inner fox from maccas?
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@gentle oyster I'm not that cheap
hahha
lol
at least 14 has a sense of humor after all this
I'm in a very uncomfortable position
Can't find a comfy pose
Autocorrect is my nightmare
Luckily I can still reach the modem for internet
haha nice
climb through one of the windows
so you are not completely uncomfortable then
No need to use data
james bond your way back in
well dont let that stop you
dont you own a jetpack?
lol
Oh Baxter, if I had a jetpack I'll be able to get in easily
haha
I bring out phone, cube, umbrella but no wallet, money or keys
cube?
Rubiks cube
ahh cool
such nerd
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I once knew how to solve them
but i have since then forgotten
I should learn it again maybe
... Catorce
๐ฃ quince
... Catorce
๐ฃ quince
... catorce
๐ฃ catorce is a dog that cannot speak any language fluently; if at all.
is that what you were looking for ๐
... catorce
๐ฃ catorce is a dog that cannot speak any language fluently; if at all.
There we go
... catorce
๐ฃ catorce is a dog that cannot speak any language fluently; if at all.
... catorce
๐ฃ quince
lol you need to delete the old quote
... Catorce
๐ฃ catorce has locked himself out
its kinda messed up when you have multiple quotes per word
It generates random quote
i guess so
haha nice
I just wanted to buy food :-(
haha poor brenda
thats why i dont work out 
lol
I wanna lose my small lower belly fat
ahh ok
I don't like going, I rather do it at home all my exercises xD but yeah I feel men are more prone to go to the gym
you should
yea i will go sign up for a membership next week
since its free for me
through university
what do you call it? be a powerlifter or something
idk I just wanted my abs to hurt in the morning
i dont know lol
they already feel a bit strong
haha
If you trade in repetition for intensity it will be a better workout
but they are stronger
thats good ๐
Disadvantage of neighbours letting me in is that net is bad
Connection is horrible as I'm further away from modem
idk Zando, I will be learning more the more I do it what is more convenient haha
