🙋・welcome

[idle nacelle]

how did you learned? o: i would like learn

[stoic fractal]

Ohh

@idle nacelle school mostly but kinda slow, if you're serious about it there are a lot of resources out there for free

Check the Deutsche welle website

They have a lot of quality stuff

Duolingo and memrise are good apps for vocabulary

[timber gate]

(Funny because I'm learning duolingo right now)

[stoic fractal]

Also, there's this podcast called slow german. It's wonderful

@timber gate hahah

It's kinda addictive

[timber gate]

Don't have to tell me twice haha! xD

[stoic fractal]

I have a 290 days streak btw. :)

[idle nacelle]

thank you so much :33 i used to use duolingo but i stoped because the university I:

[slate prawn]

🆙 | lu leveled up!

[timber gate]

(Must be very dirty by now) I only have today lol, I don't use it too much

[lone nest]

I started Duolingo a few days ago. So far I like it for vocabulary.

[stoic fractal]

@idle nacelle the best book for grammar is, in my opinion, the hammer one. But it's not for beginners, once you have a good vocabulary you can try it

[idle nacelle]

mh... i have like.. a 3 year old vocabulary :c XD

[stoic fractal]

@idle nacelle also, do yourself a favor and listen to this : https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/german-grammarpod/id253979257?mt=2

[timber gate]

lu is that you/

(No pun intended)

oh wait... that's what my shirt says

And that rhymes

lel nvm

[trim jewel]

😮

[idle nacelle]

thank you so much dittar c:

and.. what do you mean? XD hahaa in the picture?

[timber gate]

lu if that's you in the profile picture then you are really pretty

(Haha, hint, I'm not really a girl)

Not being weird or anything...

[stoic fractal]

@timber gate can you actually see the picture? It's really small

[timber gate]

Yeah

Though I have glasses so that's probably why

[idle nacelle]

oh.. thank you c: its me, but now my hair its longer xD i want to learn english D:

[sacred spoke]

if you click on it, it gets bigger

[stoic fractal]

@idle nacelle what's your native language then?

[idle nacelle]

Spanish

im mexican xD

[supple niche]

that's why lu has the yellow tag

[stoic fractal]

@sacred spoke it doesn't

Truee haha

Me too

[supple niche]

which part of Mexico lu?

[sacred spoke]

ya'll thirsty ass mofos, step off she mine

jk

[timber gate]

lol

[stoic fractal]

@sacred spoke you mine(?)

[sacred spoke]

are you a she?

[supple niche]

what are you talking about csr?

[timber gate]

csr are you a she?

[stoic fractal]

@sacred spoke do I have to?

[sacred spoke]

i am an apache helicopter

[timber gate]

lol

[sacred spoke]

@supple niche ignore it, it was a dumb joke

[supple niche]

ok

[idle nacelle]

XD so... learning english :DD XD
im from the north c:

[sacred spoke]

what do you want to learn mami?

to

[timber gate]

Lol

[stoic fractal]

@idle nacelle most resources I gave you were intended for English speakers, are they still useful for you or not?

[trim jewel]

Qué parte del Norte, Lu?

[stoic fractal]

http://www.dw.com/es/aprender-alemán/deutsch-warum-nicht/s-4642 lo que puedo recomendar en español.

[idle nacelle]

yeah, i do understand english but im shy to write and speak D:

thank you again c': XD

[tacit trench]

It's ok lu, we can practice!

[stoic fractal]

That's kinda the purpose of this, right?

[tacit trench]

Yep

[timber gate]

Yeah! Plus I would love to teach you some english myself!

Possibly british and american accent...

[sacred spoke]

i can teach you everything you want @idle nacelle

[trim jewel]

http://www.strawpoll.me/11637847

[slate prawn]

🆙 | Juan Pablo leveled up!

[trim jewel]

Me ayudan con esa pequeña encuesta? 😛

[timber gate]

Hey @dittar do you know where I could find how to pronounce the German R?

[tacit trench]

I don't drink coffee 😛

[trim jewel]

hahah

oh jeez

[sacred spoke]

me neither

[stoic fractal]

No veo la opción llorando @trim jewel

[sacred spoke]

hahahahaha

[tacit trench]

Also I think there's a way to get tatsumaki bot to run a strawpoll in the chat

[timber gate]

What if some days I drink it black, and other days with milk and sugar?

[stoic fractal]

@timber gate I have trouble with it actually

[lone nest]

Votó

[stoic fractal]

I try not to roll it

But it's hard

[lone nest]

Wait...voté...no idea...I voted

[tacit trench]

votar

voté

[supple niche]

wow

[timber gate]

I don't exist

[supple niche]

@trim jewel van empatadas dos opciones

[timber gate]

fades into clouds

Hace más de un año que empecé a aprender alemán y aún no puedo pronunciar esa maldita r

[supple niche]

@timber gate do you like anime? 😛

[lone nest]

@supple niche Que significa "van empatadas"

[supple niche]

there are a tie

[timber gate]

I do!

[supple niche]

like 50 50 tie

[lone nest]

Gracias

[supple niche]

nice! what are you favs?

De nada MD ^^

[tacit trench]

Lol we can tell by your profile picture

t!avatar @timber gate

[slate prawn]

puntedshot29's avatar URL: https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/242296868816551936/8e0232306d06c3417892cc6a7810fd84.jpg

[timber gate]

Ha!

[supple niche]

I like your avatar

[timber gate]

Thanks

My favorite has to be... attack on titan

[stoic fractal]

@timber gate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGstphq2sLo take a look at this.

[timber gate]

tbh I don't watch too many anime outside the mainly-known anime spectrum

(Did I use spectrum right?)

[supple niche]

ooh You should watch Hunter x Hunter ❤

yes

it's written correctly

[sacred spoke]

cory in da house

[slate prawn]

🆙 | csr leveled up!

[supple niche]

or you can say "anime world" haha

[stoic fractal]

t!Top

[slate prawn]

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[supple niche]

mainstream anime haha

[timber gate]

Ha! I knew I could use big words!

Yeah hehe

[supple niche]

👌

[timber gate]

ugh, I hear hunter x hunter has a... special artstyle

hehe

[sacred spoke]

have you seen akira?

[timber gate]

Nope

[supple niche]

t!avatar @supple niche

[slate prawn]

Brenda's avatar URL: https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/235322903040753666/0c652b4f35ea3267004bb96d9fcd2653.jpg

[sacred spoke]

you should

[supple niche]

is from the anime Black Buttler

he is a demon

and he loves cats

[timber gate]

😮

[supple niche]

and a butler too

[timber gate]

I'll put that on said list

In fact

I'm gonna watch it now!

wait

[trim jewel]

favorite anime: From the new world

Aka: Shinsekai Yori

[timber gate]

First off, uh... have you guys seen sakura trick?

[supple niche]

Akira and Black Butler?

haha

[timber gate]

Don't judge me but I really love that anime...

[tacit trench]

sakura truck

[supple niche]

I have watched Sakura Card Captor haha

[timber gate]

lol

[supple niche]

ooooh

[timber gate]

w... oh too late...

[supple niche]

I just read what it's about

haha

[trim jewel]

Have you guys watched this music video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

[supple niche]

yuri xD

[timber gate]

Yep...

takes a seat

[supple niche]

i'm not judging

[trim jewel]

My list of favorite anime: Shinsekai Yori, Baccano, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Photon: The Idiot Adventures, RahXephon, Akagi, Kaiji, Steins;Gate(ver más de 9 cap), Madoka Magika, Bakemonogatari, Berserk, Nichijou, Kemonozume, Tatami Galaxy, FLCL, Mawaru Penguin Drum, The Garden of Sinners (movies), Parasyte, Durarara

[timber gate]

You're not?

😄

[supple niche]

nope you're free to like what you like

I haven't watched the music video

[stoic fractal]

Is dragon ball considered an anime?

[tacit trench]

waaaaaaatch it

[timber gate]

(I remember in season 7 when I could type faster than this)

[trim jewel]

it is

[tacit trench]

i'm going to see porter robinson in two weeks

and madeon

[supple niche]

but I like the drawings

[timber gate]

(What did the director do to me?)

[supple niche]

DBZ is an anime

[sacred spoke]

@stoic fractal the best anime of all time

[supple niche]

KAME KAME HAAAAAAAAA

[timber gate]

*Kame hame haaaaaaaaa

[supple niche]

@trim jewel it's a cute video. I was I was in that video xD haha

RIP

I have a bad ear

Wait, is Porter Robinson & Madeon a movie?

[trim jewel]

Glad you liked it @supple niche 😃

Nope, both are musicians

[supple niche]

oh they are musicians!!

[tacit trench]

yeah

they made the above song

[timber gate]

D'ah! Slow down! I can't type so fast!

[supple niche]

it was done by a computer software right?

omg I type fast because high school taught me

i never got to the met goal until the last day of computer class xD haha

[tacit trench]

what was done by a computer software?

like, they composed the song with a program, yeah

[trim jewel]

are you talking about the music video @supple niche ?

[tacit trench]

or how was it animated?

[trim jewel]

oh, the music?

haha

[tacit trench]

In that case, it was animated by A-1

[supple niche]

yeah I am talking about the music

[trim jewel]

aaah it was done in FL Studio

that's what Porter Robinson uses I believe

[timber gate]

I learned how to type fast in elementary school

lol

[trim jewel]

there's also Ableton Live

Pro tools

[timber gate]

Now I memorise all the letters

hahahahahahahahah

[trim jewel]

Bitwig

etc

[timber gate]

I'm typing so fast OH YES

Okay, I'm done now

[trim jewel]

they're called DAW's

Digital Audio Workstation

[tacit trench]

https://www.keyhero.com/free-typing-test/

[timber gate]

Thanks! That may be useful for me lol

[stoic fractal]

@trim jewel nice beard Pablo

[trim jewel]

Hahah, ty ty

[supple niche]

I see haha i was just wondering that it didn't sound like instruments playing, just computarized music

that's you Juan?

[stoic fractal]

@trim jewel you kinda remember me George Harrison

[trim jewel]

That's me @supple niche

[tacit trench]

t!avatar juan

[slate prawn]

Juan Pablo's avatar URL: https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/246845314663841792/e60d1bfebc22f80bf9ab3586f7a30a7d.jpg

[tacit trench]

t!beautiful juan

[trim jewel]

hahah

oh my

[supple niche]

hahaha

[slate prawn]

ℹ | Brenda, the user could not be found.

[stoic fractal]

Hahahah

[tacit trench]

t!ratewaifu @tacit trench

[slate prawn]

🤔 | ryry013, I'd give you a 2/10

[tacit trench]

still???

[supple niche]

t!beautiful @timber gate

[timber gate]

Awwww, thank you!

t!beautiful @supple niche

[stoic fractal]

t!ratewaifu dittar

[slate prawn]

🤔 | dittar, I'd give dittar a 6/10

[supple niche]

(^_^*)

I am a 8/10 I am sure

t!ratewaifu @supple niche

[slate prawn]

🤔 | Brenda, I'd give you a 8/10

[supple niche]

Knew it.

[stoic fractal]

0:

[trim jewel]

hahah

[stoic fractal]

t!Ratewaifu lu

[slate prawn]

🤔 | dittar, I'd give lu a 8/10

[supple niche]

My avatar is full of sexy, Tatsumaki, what you talking about???

brb

[stoic fractal]

t! Ratewaifu csr

t!Ratewaifu csr

[slate prawn]

🤔 | dittar, I'd give csr a 5/10

[supple niche]

😮

[sacred spoke]

little fucker

[trim jewel]

this is hilarious

[sacred spoke]

hurting my feelings

[stoic fractal]

t!Ratewaifu Juan Pablo

[slate prawn]

🤔 | dittar, I'd give Juan Pablo a 8/10

[stoic fractal]

Fuck this

[real hinge]

@timber gate, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[trim jewel]

😂

[celest oar]

Welcome @timber gate! What is your native language?

[tacit trench]

I thought that said HAL

[celest oar]

I almost said HAL xD

[sacred spoke]

HAL 9000

[trim jewel]

This is the app I used to make my avatar pic http://prisma-ai.com/

[timber gate]

IT'S OVER 9000 MOTHE

moths are sexy...

[trim jewel]

not if they're flapping in your face :S

on*?

[sacred spoke]

that can aply to everything

[real hinge]

@pallid notch, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[tacit trench]

Hello havoc

welcome

What is your native language?

[timber gate]

His native language is family guy

Lol jk

[pallid notch]

.... that's a complicated question. Gonna go with English on this one.

[tacit trench]

how about

are you learning spanish?

[pallid notch]

Certainly trying to improve my spanish.

[tacit trench]

we ask so we can tag you with a name

how long have you been studying spanish for?

[trim jewel]

Havoc, are from Sweden or Germany? 😛

[pallid notch]

Go with English then. I learned spanish first technically, but moved to Canada so early that I'm mostly comfortable with English, and probably "fluent" in spanish, but tend to need a lot of practice.

[timber gate]

Native means what was your first learned language

[trim jewel]

Oooh

[tacit trench]

i'll do english

[pallid notch]

You see how that's a little complicated for me. 😉 I learned spanish first, but switched very young, so English is my most comfortable language.

[tacit trench]

it's for the purpose of like, if someone asks a question about engilsh, knowing who you're receiving the answer from

[pallid notch]

(I never went to school in spanish, so reading and writing is hardest.)

[timber gate]

ohhhh

I get it now lol

[real hinge]

@safe aspen, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[tacit trench]

Welcome @safe aspen

What is your native language?

[safe aspen]

español

hola!

[tacit trench]

hola

de donde eres?

[safe aspen]

soy de México, Ciudad de México, un gusto

y tu?

[tacit trench]

california

[safe aspen]

qué bien, aquí hay personas de todo el mundo?

[tacit trench]

mas o menos

[safe aspen]

Me parece genial esta app

[tacit trench]

espana, argentina, brasil, mexico, estados unidos, norway

hay otros pero no puedo recordarlos

lo siento otros

[safe aspen]

espero encontrar más personas, quiero aprender inglés, todo escribir, leer, hablar!

[tacit trench]

y yo quiero aprender espanol

So this will work well

I'm studying Spanish and Japanese right now

[safe aspen]

Oh! Qué bien!

Hay algún nivel? existe algún nivel de aprendizaje?

como puedo empezar?

[timber gate]

I just had the best brainfart of my entire life

[tacit trench]

What was your brainfart?

@safe aspen Algún nivel? Nivel de que? Japonés?

[timber gate]

Well I was studying the quantum lift theorum and certaintly it means that if you lift the bass of the drum then 92e= x4 == 92xy

[safe aspen]

English of course

[tacit trench]

What do you mean? Que quieres empezar?

[south gale]

¡Buenas tardes!

[tacit trench]

Estoy un poco confundido

[south gale]

Maybe he's asking how he can study english here

What the dynamic is

[tacit trench]

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the word "nivel"

I think of nivel like the thing tatsumaki does, gives us level ups

[safe aspen]

vaya, no, me refería a nivel = Level

[south gale]

¿Te refieres a un nivel del idioma que se maneja por aquí?

[safe aspen]

extaclty

sorry

[south gale]

Ohh, ok ok

[tacit trench]

All levels are fine

[south gale]

By the way, are we really like 22 person online?

[tacit trench]

Si no hablas ningun inglés, es bueno

Well, there are currently 22 people online

Yes

[safe aspen]

yo no asiste a ningún curso de ingles en toda mi vida, cualquier ayuda es bien valorada

[tacit trench]

And then 70 offline

[safe aspen]

vaya

quizá tenga suerte y salga aprendiendo algo, muchas gracias!

[south gale]

A lo mejor si 😄

[tacit trench]

@safe aspen no es una problema, oro es hispanohablantes, por lo menos hay muchas personas aquí que pueden ayudarte si un... anglohablente? no puede entender algo que tú estás tratando de decir

[timber gate]

Guys I'm gonna lose my mind

[south gale]

😮 why puntedshot29?

[tacit trench]

oh yeah @timber gate so was that supposed to be an equation?

[timber gate]

Nope, I made that all up

Though on a serious note I'm gonna get back into robotics

[south gale]

Mmm people

I have a question regarding one word

[timber gate]

Only thing is I'm losing my mind because I have no spare parts around the house

AW

That IS sad punted, but what are we gonna do?

I'll tell you what we're gonna do!

We're gonna eat some booty for breakfast!

Treasure?

Yep!

[lone nest]

Wha??

[south gale]

People

I have a doubt xD

What mean the word "thou" ?

[timber gate]

spark

chispear means spark

[lone nest]

It's like an old formal form of "you". @south gale

[south gale]

So, if I was talking in a ancient form, I could say "How are thou?"

Like a shakespearean way?

[lone nest]

Yes, kind of. It would more likely be How art thou instead of are. It's very old, and really not used much.

[south gale]

How old exactly?

[timber gate]

No, it's kinda new, "how are you?" is old english

[south gale]

I only saw the word in a marvel comic,

[timber gate]

Did thou not knoweth that?

Thou should hath knowneth that

[south gale]

Ohh ok.

Well, thanks for answering that.

Thank thou

xD

[timber gate]

Thou art welcometh xD

[south gale]

Haha, I need to use that with somebody!

[timber gate]

Me too!

[slate prawn]

🆙 | Nikki leveled up!

[tacit trench]

@south gale Literally no one uses it unless they are joking

It is 100% not used.

[south gale]

Don't worry, I get the joke, but thanks for the advice!

[tacit trench]

Past 1800, it had become pretty much 100% obsolete

[south gale]

1800?

Wow, that's a very long time.

I understand why I never see that word before.

[tacit trench]

Also, contrary to popular belief, thou was used to those inferior to you

"You" was the formal word haha

[south gale]

Ohh, so it was used like for slaves and feud people?

[tacit trench]

Now, because it's "old", it's used when someone is jokingly trying to sound fancy

Uh, I shouldn't say inferior

It's like usted vs. tú

thou=tú, usted=you

[south gale]

Maybe more a formal and informal way?

[tacit trench]

yeah

try reading this shakespeare

probably one of the most famous parts

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

Native engilsh speakers have a LOT of trouble reading this too

Up until last year of high school, when we studied shakespeare in class, 90% of my classmates could not read that

Even afterwards, still very hard

[south gale]

Yeah, I can understand that xD

I mean, the problems reading that.

I'm trying to read the text, but the words are a unknown for me.

[tacit trench]

The only reason why I can understand it is because I like shakespeare a lot, and I took a shakespeare class in high school

And even then, I only understand 70% of that above

A lot of the words in the above passage are not used in English anymore

[timber gate]

Did shakespeare used to say "fuck me in the booty" a lot?

[dull raft]

yeah

[tacit trench]

you mean literally word for word that?

[timber gate]

Yep

[tacit trench]

no

he didn't

[dull raft]

how do you know?

he migth yell that while fucking

[timber gate]

Or what if he said "fuck me" just those 2 words?

[dull raft]

So hows everybody

[timber gate]

Pretty good

[dull raft]

and why did we suddenly hate shakespeare?

[tacit trench]

we don't hate shakespeare

[timber gate]

I don't

[tacit trench]

we love shakespeare

[timber gate]

I just don't understand him lol xD

[south gale]

Wait you read Cervantes, that man is difficult too.

Wait until*

[tacit trench]

I tried

a little

[dull raft]

ahhh

[tacit trench]

Just a lot of words I didn't know

[dull raft]

I understand now

[tacit trench]

But I feel like a lot of the grammar was the same

[dull raft]

I hate old english books, I get headache whenever I try to read just one page

[south gale]

Yes, I think they share the grammar to an extent.

But, oh God.

I tried to read El Quijote one time ago and was really frustrating.

[dull raft]

I just watched a kids movie about El Quijote and be done with it

[tacit trench]

Haha the easy way out

[south gale]

Which one? @dull raft

[tacit trench]

"I tried to read El quijote one time, and..." //// "I tried to read el quijote a long time ago, and..."

You're combining two phrases

[dull raft]

doesnt matter, just wanted to know the general theme

it wasnt like I watched Brazil instead of reading 1984

[tacit trench]

hahah

[south gale]

How would you write that sentence in a better way? @tacit trench

[slate prawn]

🆙 | ElectricCrimsonNX leveled up!

[tacit trench]

Both of what I wrote are good

But "one time ago" is kinda weird

[south gale]

Sounds like a fairytale opening.

Ok, thank you for the correction!

[dull raft]

Long time ago

Once upon a time in mexico, we had cheese on our quesadillas

[south gale]

In a galaxy far far away

[dull raft]

but the TrumpWall came, and nothing was the same anymore

[trim jewel]

not anymore, not since the revolution

[tacit trench]

A hundred years passed

[young wigeon]

Recently went to cuernavaca and was shocked when i ordered a quesadilla and they gave it to me without cheese.

[dull raft]

wait

[young wigeon]

Why even call it a quesadilla.

[dull raft]

but you are a gringo aint ya?

how do you know of our cheese wars?

[south gale]

The same way they know about the war of the cakes I think

[young wigeon]

@dull raft who you talkin to?

[timber gate]

I'm talking to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIdpKjpUuo

[dull raft]

you

quenquen

just ignore nicky, its fun

[timber gate]

xD

[dull raft]

she wants my undivided attention, but she aint pretty enough

[young wigeon]

Oh well i live in colima. So thats how i know about the cheese.

[timber gate]

You're spelling my name wrong on purpose you blue rodent!

lol

[dull raft]

i give everyone new names

[timber gate]

It's eggman! You know it's eggman!

[dull raft]

Ryu for example

wtf

is eggman

some sort of sonic fetish?

[timber gate]

How the fuck did you know?

[dull raft]

where

are you from

niki?

[timber gate]

America

lol

Atlanta, Georgia

It's in the US

[south gale]

I have heard that your city has a big problem with some walkers Nikki.

[timber gate]

Are you talking about Georgia or Florida?

I live in Florida right now lol

[tacit trench]

Ryu is a cool name

[dull raft]

I heard Russia invaded the country Georgia and you were afraid, did you get afraid nicki=

[timber gate]

Yeah...

My former country is destroyed

All because of... fucking stalin

He will pay!

[dull raft]

You seem fun

but I dont trust you girl

[timber gate]

😦

Trust me

Or... your soul

Will be in my belly

[dull raft]

thats an albur?

[timber gate]

Call it what you want honey

[dull raft]

@tacit trench

thats an albur

if you think of my soul as semen

we had a big debate last nigth, and no one could give an example like you just did niki

you read my mind baby

[timber gate]

😉

[tacit trench]

When russia invaded georgia, I thought the news meant that russia invaded the US state

I was super surprised

[dull raft]

no wonder you guys want a wall

[stoic fractal]

So @timber gate turned out to be a troll, right?

[timber gate]

Nah fam

[dull raft]

you need geography lessons at all levels

[tacit trench]

Nikki is a big troll

[timber gate]

I hang out under bridges

[tacit trench]

I have the name "Nikki" written on my list of people to look out for

[dull raft]

if she is a troll?

[tacit trench]

possibly ban

[dull raft]

what am I?

[stoic fractal]

@dull raft a bad hombre

[timber gate]

Lel, I'm not actually a troll

[dull raft]

yeah you are

you are probably a bad hombre too

[timber gate]

I'm not a hombre at all

[tacit trench]

Are you actually not a troll?

[timber gate]

Yeah

I'm actually not a troll

Well, not an internet troll

[dull raft]

thats what a troll would say

[sacred spoke]

Does anybody here likes death grips?

[timber gate]

I do hang out under bridges and eat people though...

[dull raft]

ryu, eat people might mean she suck dicks

Im gonna make you a good alburero

you should tell her, that you have lots of people and grab your dick

[timber gate]

(How the fuck is this dude reading my mind?)

[dull raft]

what dude

[timber gate]

!

you lol

l

[dull raft]

I am not a dude

[timber gate]

?

!

[tacit trench]

lol yes i understood it telosico

thank you for the detailed explanation

[dull raft]

always here

to have you grab your dick

Well this was fun

[timber gate]

lol

t'was

[tacit trench]

I keep wondering if I should reel in you guys haha

[stoic fractal]

Ban them both

[dull raft]

reel in?

[tacit trench]

Make the server a bit more all-ages friendly

[stoic fractal]

Let me conquer this server

[tacit trench]

Not that I care, but others might

[dull raft]

dont worry bro

Im on my way out

niki scares me

[tacit trench]

who you calling bro, guy?

[timber gate]

I scare a lot of people lol

[dull raft]

im not your guy, girl

[timber gate]

Sometimes not purposely...

[dull raft]

how do I send private messages?

[tacit trench]

click their name

or do something like that

i believe in you

[timber gate]

Ye click on le person's name and click their image then it should allow you to message them

Or you just right click their name and click message

[tacit trench]

i wonder if he succeeded...

[timber gate]

Who's he trying to message?

[idle nacelle]

have someone here seen a movie called "Stoker" ?

[timber gate]

Either way, I'll see you guys later, I have things to do

[tacit trench]

never heard of stoker

[stoic fractal]

Brb as well

[idle nacelle]

if you like Psicologic trillers.. you should xD

[tacit trench]

psychological*, hard word 😛

[idle nacelle]

thank you c': XD

[dull raft]

whats a psychological triller?

like they make you consider eating babys is a moral option?

[south gale]

That could be a good plot point for a thriller.

[idle nacelle]

xD it depends xD

[dull raft]

I already eat fetus for breakfast, so baby chiken migth taste good too

lu, dont stop writing. Just send the message

[real hinge]

@quartz flax, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[south gale]

You should watch Hannibal, he and you would be great buddies xD

[dull raft]

I do love a sideways vagina

wait, you meant the series? if so, movie spoilers above

[timber gate]

I heard va... ya know, nevermind

[idle nacelle]

im trying to remember some movie about eating fetus xD but i cant D: XD

[dull raft]

fetus= eggs

I eat eggs for breakfast

its pretty tame

[idle nacelle]

they arent fetus at all xD

[dull raft]

wait

I remember now

you are a marine biologist

[idle nacelle]

they are like.. a hen period? XD

[dull raft]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/c/c9/The_Marine_Biologist.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120516052607

[idle nacelle]

hahahahaha xD

[celest oar]

Welcome @quartz flax! What is your native language?

[dull raft]

fetus would be

if the little body is already forming

yeah?

[idle nacelle]

his head its egg shaped o: XD

[dull raft]

wait

where is Juan Pablo

he is gonna get jelaus if she see us talking

he*

[sacred spoke]

@idle nacelle don't take this bad hombre too seriously

[dull raft]

I dont take myself seriously

I dont advice anyone to do it

do we intimidate you lu? just send the message

even if its out of sync, we can keep tabs on multiple timechats

[sacred spoke]

@idle nacelle is actually my mom

[idle nacelle]

maybe he is death

[sacred spoke]

Dead

[dull raft]

I am DEATH destroyer of puns

[idle nacelle]

thank you c':

XD

JAJA XD

[dull raft]

Usan is back baby

[noble prism]

@dull raft aren't you the creator of puns

[dull raft]

maybe

PUNCEPTION

[timber gate]

You guys aren't being punny at all xD

[noble prism]

also btw that story last night? Changed my life

[dull raft]

I have that effect

[sacred spoke]

@noble prism i have a hard time trying to figure out what is you profile pic

[noble prism]

you can't just be punny, you have to wait for the right moment

[dull raft]

its like a dinosaur

[timber gate]

Or a boar

[noble prism]

@sacred spoke I think it's a hawk? The website asked for a profile picture and it's the first thing I had downloaded

i got nervous

[timber gate]

You have to wait until the boar comes out to fuck your mom in the bpakelf;asfkjla;dsjfal;dkfja

[sacred spoke]

Hahaha that's what happens when you drink too much coffee

I tought it was a dying red parrot

[noble prism]

I think I have an immunity to coffee by this point though

Should I change it? Now i'm insecure

[timber gate]

Noooooooooo just eat my treasure for breakfast instead

[sacred spoke]

Nah, keep it

[noble prism]

Not saying im GONNA do it, but If I WERE, how would you change a profile picture

I need to pick a better bird

[timber gate]

Mobile or PC?

Either way, in the settings

[noble prism]

Much more fearsome now

[sacred spoke]

What kind of bird is that?

[noble prism]

Condor

o

cóndor

[sacred spoke]

it looks like it's wearing an expensive coat

[tacit trench]

@slate prawn What is the best kind of bird?

[slate prawn]

💬 Blue.

[tacit trench]

Bluebird it is

[sacred spoke]

i have an australian parakeet

[noble prism]

What does that look like?

I've always wanted a parrot

[sacred spoke]

is green hahaha

[tacit trench]

In Spanish you can say "es verde", but in English you always have to include the subject: "It's green"

[sacred spoke]

australian parakeet

oh okay, thanks c:

[tacit trench]

For me, I have the opposite problem. I say "yo" too much in my speech, and people keep telling me that I don't have to say it so much

[noble prism]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Polytelis_swainsonii_-Flying_High_Bird_Habitat_-Australia_-male-8a.jpg/800px-Polytelis_swainsonii_-Flying_High_Bird_Habitat_-Australia_-male-8a.jpg

me parecen bien regios

[sacred spoke]

@tacit trench yes, that's a common problem

like "i asked him" you don't necessarily have to ad YO "le pregunte" se entiende
no se si me explico

@noble prism those are some beautiful birds

[noble prism]

The only pets I have are dogs

Mine looks like this corgi

http://cdn1-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/cardigan-welsh-corgi/olderderp-6_680-453.jpg

I don't know why it's uploading twice 😢

[tacit trench]

yo no se por que tampoco 😛

[sacred spoke]

i like corgis, they always look like they are having fun

[tacit trench]

is there a subreddit for corgis?

t!image corgi

[slate prawn]

📷 | What is my dog?
http://i.imgur.com/XXVCcyY.jpg

[tacit trench]

ahhh there is!

[noble prism]

You have your own bot

now that's power

[south gale]

The dog is called Tatsumaki?

[sacred spoke]

the bot is called like that

[noble prism]

How do we acquire a bot

[south gale]

Ahh, ok ok. Sorry.

[sacred spoke]

@noble prism hard work and dedication

[noble prism]

@sacred spoke That sounds exhausting

[sacred spoke]

@noble prism that's why i don't have a bot

[noble prism]

I just want to be able to summon cute dog pictures whenever I want

http://cdn1-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/siberian-husky-dog-breed-pictures/siberian-husky-dog-breed-pictures-3.jpg

[sacred spoke]

i think everybody can summon that bot, but don't know how

[noble prism]

let me try

t!image shiba inu

[slate prawn]

❎ | Usan, no image was found.

[noble prism]

😢

t!image husky

[slate prawn]

📷 | She sticks her head in the cushions when she's upset.
http://i.imgur.com/BJKeNn0.jpg

[noble prism]

i have the power

[sacred spoke]

t!image fetus

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[sacred spoke]

:c

[noble prism]

hahahaha why

[sacred spoke]

for the lulz

jk

[noble prism]

t!image cachuates

[slate prawn]

❎ | Usan, no image was found.

[sacred spoke]

t!image chimichanga

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[noble prism]

t!image quesadilla

[slate prawn]

❎ | Usan, no image was found.

[south gale]

t!image taco

[slate prawn]

❎ | ElectricCrimsonNX, no image was found.

[noble prism]

We have all failed

[sacred spoke]

t!image god

[south gale]

t!image CA

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

❎ | ElectricCrimsonNX, no image was found.

[sacred spoke]

t!image doggo

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[noble prism]

t!image pupper

[slate prawn]

📷 | Good form, pupper!
http://i.imgur.com/Jl4qOwk.jpg

[noble prism]

YES

[sacred spoke]

t!image 50 cent

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[noble prism]

t!image pupper

[slate prawn]

📷 | Eat up, pupper!
http://i.imgur.com/4O6jXdN.png

[noble prism]

eat up pupper

[sacred spoke]

hahaha what?

t!image frog

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[sacred spoke]

t!image fly

[slate prawn]

❎ | csr, no image was found.

[timber gate]

t!beautiful usan

[sacred spoke]

i give up

[noble prism]

I am glad that Tatsumaki recognizes my beauty

t!image usan

[slate prawn]

❎ | Usan, no image was found.

[noble prism]

hahahahaa omg I just realized it had my profile picture in it

[sacred spoke]

are you a bird?

[timber gate]

t!image funny

[slate prawn]

📷 | Tests be like
http://i.imgur.com/TzE5avt.jpg

[noble prism]

@sacred spoke I have a human brain in a bird body

[timber gate]

I think the bot gets the images from subreddits, so you have to put a name of a subreddit after the command

[noble prism]

t!image aww

[slate prawn]

📷 | As seen on the Upper East Side: a lady driving her dog around in a radio-controlled BMW
http://i.imgur.com/V2iT5uF.jpg

[sacred spoke]

@noble prism i thnk is the other way around

jk haha

[noble prism]

@sacred spoke me has dado un golpe

t!image aww

[slate prawn]

📷 | Cat.
http://i.imgur.com/ou9LW3oh.gif

[tacit trench]

the t!image command takes subreddits

so if you do something like 50 cent, there's no subreddits with spaces in them

[noble prism]

We were slowly figuring this out haha

[sacred spoke]

ooh everything makes sence now

ahora todo tiene sentido

[tacit trench]

so...

t!image quesadillas

[slate prawn]

❎ | ryry013, no image was found.

[tacit trench]

no

oh

its dead

t!image quesadillas --all

[slate prawn]

📷 | Quesadillas with sour cream and salsa
http://i.imgur.com/mLM1nP1.jpg

[noble prism]

tiene queso por dentro?

[tacit trench]

anyways though, we should probably stick to spamming tatsumaki commands in #🤖・general-bot

[sacred spoke]

al parecer no

[timber gate]

Does quesadillas have cheese? According to chilangos (people from Mexico City) they don't

[noble prism]

@timber gate We had a big argument about this yesterday

[sacred spoke]

we had this debate yesterday, and yes, quesadillas have cheese, there are not quesadillas without cheese, whoever says that, you better not trust him

[timber gate]

They're still trying to make new arguments about why they don't have cheese

[noble prism]

why would they be called quesadillas if they don't have queso
Me confunde muchisimo

[timber gate]

Because chilangos

[noble prism]

http://www.carril10.mx/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/quecas.jpg

Estoy llevando una investigacion

[real hinge]

@desert yarrow, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[tacit trench]

welcome @desert yarrow what is your native language?

[noble prism]

Hola @desert yarrow !

[desert yarrow]

SUP

es espanol o ingles ?

[tacit trench]

whichever you want

[desert yarrow]

ok ok, native language: spanish

[tacit trench]

welcome

I'm from california

I speak Spanish and English

But my spanish is still not good

[desert yarrow]

i'm from baja

is there another language program here ?

or is just spanish-english

[noble prism]

Hay uno de japones

[tacit trench]

This is spanish/english, then we also have a japanese/english server, but that's different

aquí es solo espanol y ingles

[desert yarrow]

ok, anyway, i dont know jap haha

[tacit trench]

that's ok haha, then just stay here

[desert yarrow]

where are from the other guys ?

[timber gate]

Guys what does mierda mean?

[tacit trench]

lol

[sacred spoke]

flores

[desert yarrow]

chicos

[noble prism]

@timber gate un tipo de pastel

[tacit trench]

amigos

[desert yarrow]

where are you from nikki ?

[timber gate]

The US

[desert yarrow]

i will say that guys i more like chic@s

oooohh

i saw, my mistake

[tacit trench]

los nombres azules son anglohablentes (es este una palabra?), oros son hispanohablantes

[timber gate]

porquería Usan!

[noble prism]

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/anglohablante

Claro que si

[desert yarrow]

mierda: shit

[noble prism]

@timber gate lo siento yo no se palabrotas

No tengo edad suficiente

[desert yarrow]

i do, you can ask me

hahaha

how old are you ?

[timber gate]

lol, es bueno

[noble prism]

@desert yarrow hahah i'm joking

[timber gate]

or... bien...

[noble prism]

Yo se muchas groserias

[desert yarrow]

haha

[noble prism]

como... sacapuntas

[timber gate]

https://i.imgur.com/PvXqElc.jpg

According to chilangos

lol

[noble prism]

@timber gate no me lo puedo creer

[timber gate]

press enter

[desert yarrow]

royal with cheese

[noble prism]

http://www.generadormemes.com/media/created/q0kou1bpujrr38aq2n9hff0r07m3iuow24ae4dzlo83ztw7yem4xktn3smwx3sl.jpg

El internet dice que no tiene sentido

[desert yarrow]

say that to the people from the center of mexico

[slate prawn]

🆙 | patogela leveled up!

[timber gate]

Ya es la hora de los memes? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[noble prism]

@desert yarrow Te gustan quesadillas sin o con queso?

Si, siempre es la hora de los memes

[desert yarrow]

i'm from baja, here a quesadilla sin queso doesnt exist

[noble prism]

bien dicho

t!image cheese

[slate prawn]

❎ | Usan, no image was found.

[desert yarrow]

a like this app, i'll like try with another language

the people can learn a lot here

[noble prism]

What other languages de you speak?

[desert yarrow]

french

[noble prism]

cual es tu nivel?

[desert yarrow]

B1

[noble prism]

El frances me parece extremadamente dificil

[desert yarrow]

mais je suis meillur a l'oral

[noble prism]

hay tantas letras mudas

[desert yarrow]

oh, i though that you knew too

[sacred spoke]

oui oui

[desert yarrow]

haha

[sacred spoke]

oh lala

presto di questo

[noble prism]

no se frances para nada haha

garcon

[desert yarrow]

to me is like a mix between English and Spanish

if you know both, may be a little more easy

[noble prism]

pero no es nada fonetico

con espanol, como se lee se dice

pero no es igual con frances

[desert yarrow]

yes, i know, some words change a lot of they are together

but you can get to use to it

like every language

[noble prism]

me imagino que es parecido a ingles

@sacred spoke your french is very good

[real hinge]

@lusty hazel, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[desert yarrow]

i grammar is more like spanish,

[tacit trench]

hello elcuantico

welcome

[lusty hazel]

Hi

[desert yarrow]

hello

where are you from ?

[lusty hazel]

I'm from México, you?

[desert yarrow]

the same

[noble prism]

que parte de Mexico

[desert yarrow]

quesadilla with o without cheese ?

[lusty hazel]

From Chihuahua and the only quesadillas that exist are with cheese (only cheese) the other ones are NOT quesadillas.

[noble prism]

@lusty hazel tienes razon, eres muy inteligente.

[slate prawn]

🆙 | Usan leveled up!

[lusty hazel]

¿De donde eres @noble prism ?

[noble prism]

Soy de Los Estados Unidos, conoces Washington?

[desert yarrow]

from the Washington apples*

[noble prism]

haha si, tenemos manzanas aqui, las de Walla Walla

[lusty hazel]

¿El estado o la cuidad?, por que vivi 2 años en Seattle pero nunca he ido al DC

[noble prism]

El estado! Yo vivo en Seattle pq asisto a la universidad. Porque viviste en Seattle por tanto tiempo?

[lusty hazel]

Por trabajo, ¿que estas estudiando?

[noble prism]

en que trabajas? Y mi concentracion es linguistica, me encantan las lenguas

[lusty hazel]

Ingeniero de Software, primero trabaje en Amazon que fue por lo que me mude a Seattle y después en Deloitte

[slate prawn]

🆙 | ElCuantico leveled up!

[tacit trench]

un nombre de oro!

[noble prism]

@lusty hazel Ingeniero? que genio

no se nada de matematicas

[silver lagoon]

holaaa todos

yo tampoco usan jaja

[noble prism]

@silver lagoon Hola!

que tal

[lusty hazel]

@noble prism Si, a veces me gustaría tener un trabajo donde no se necesitaran tanto las matemáticas por que a veces si duro días para resolver algo pero por lo general es un trabajo bastante divertido

[silver lagoon]

bien y tu

[lusty hazel]

Hola @silver lagoon de donde eres?

[silver lagoon]

soy de los estados unidos

arizona

[sacred spoke]

phoenix?

tucson?

[silver lagoon]

tucson

[sacred spoke]

queda a una hora de donde vivo

[noble prism]

@lusty hazel Estoy de acuerdo con lo mio, pero todavia no he empezado mi carrera asi que no se como es de verdad

O, mejor dicho, es lo mismo con mi concentracion

[silver lagoon]

oh que bueno! me mude aqui hace un año y medio

pero cuando era niña vivía en sierra vista, no sé si sabes donde esta

[sacred spoke]

si, esta en el sureste de Arizona

ahora entiendo mas por que aprendes español, hay mucho hispano hablante en Arizona

[silver lagoon]

si pero

soy mitad (?) mexicana y mi mamá nunca me enseñó el idioma y queria aprenderlo desde era joven

porque ella no lo habla bien tampoco

[sacred spoke]

oh, pues, tienes buen español, solo unos cuantos errores gramaticales, pero aun asi es entendible

[lusty hazel]

@noble prism

hasta luego

[silver lagoon]

graciasss, estoy haciendo lo mejor que puedo pero uh foreign language education here is kinda shit lmao

so i'm filling in the gaps as much as i can on my own w chats like this and other resources

[noble prism]

@lusty hazel Hasta luego@

@silver lagoon do you read books/watch movies?

in spanish

[silver lagoon]

with great difficulty, yes

[noble prism]

haha me too, empece leer Harry Potter hace mucho tiempo, y yo tarde casi un ano en leerlo

*a

[silver lagoon]

omg un año, pues es genial que terminaste a leerlo

usualmente puedo leer articulos y blog posts sin problema pero, y no sé por qué, cuando necesito leer un libro no puedo entender nada

[noble prism]

haha es que empece cuando no tenia un nivel suficiente alto

Y yo entiendo, tengo los mismos dificultades

El vocabulario puede ser muy oscuro, es mi problema

[desert yarrow]

oscuro? what do you mean ?

[silver lagoon]

unclear?

[noble prism]

No significa "not well known"?

[silver lagoon]

quizas

[noble prism]

Es lo que dice SpanishDict haha

es mejor decir poco conocido?

[silver lagoon]

quizas...yo diría las palabras no son muy comunes

pero es lo mismo en ingles supongo, novels tend to use like vocabulary that isn't common in day to day language but native speakers still know it well

there is a word i cannot think of that would've made that point perfectly and concisely

[stoic fractal]

Acabo de comerme unos tacos deliciosos :')

[supple niche]

yo me comí tres ayer ❤

[stoic fractal]

🌮

[tacit trench]

🌮

[sacred spoke]

Tacos al pastor vs tacos de suadero

[supple niche]

🌮

tacos de carne asada ❤

[stoic fractal]

Pastor

[supple niche]

y tacos al pastor ❤

[sacred spoke]

Pozole vs menudo

[tacit trench]

Tacos de quesadilla

[sacred spoke]

Han probado los hot dogs de Sonora?

[supple niche]

no existen los tacos de quesadilla

Sólo quesadillas

no los he probado. Cómo son?

[tacit trench]

I was kidding

How about quesadillas de taco?

[sacred spoke]

Tieneb tocino, guacamole, frijoles , champiñon, tomate y lo que le quieras agregar

[supple niche]

well, I just had quesadillas with meat inside

I guess they do exist haha

Creo que los he probado en Mexicali, en las carritos que venden afuera en cada esquina

donde estan los OXXOs

[sacred spoke]

Si, son muy populares en el norte

[supple niche]

Luego me haré unos en la casa cuando compre los ingredientes

[timber gate]

He, that's me right now

[slate prawn]

🆙 | CripticSilver leveled up!

[south gale]

What's up 😄

Someone want to help me practice english through PMs?

[surreal walrus]

If you're ok with me then I'd be willing to do it

[south gale]

Yeah, let's do it 😃 !

[real hinge]

@timber gate, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

@orchid sedge, Welcome to the English-Spanish Learning Server! If you have any questions, message any of the online mods, or ping <@&243854949522472971>

[orchid sedge]

Hola a todos :)

@south gale hey, hit me up

[tacit trench]

oh hey welcome

it wasn't pinging me >.<

@timber gate welcome, what's your native language?

@orchid sedge seems everyone is already asleep

[timber gate]

Hello! My native language is English. I'm trying to learn Spanish 😃

[tacit trench]

that's cool

people are all asleep right now

but people'll return

hmm that's a weird contraction

[timber gate]

I should be sleeping too xD

[tacit trench]

i have lots of homework still

two sets due monday, one set due tuesday, then midterm on wednesday

[south gale]

He's gone

[tacit trench]

You're still awake though?

[south gale]

Yeah xD

I was watching Inside Out with a sister

Part of a homework from psychology

The night is young

xD

[tacit trench]

exactly haha

i'm just listening to a conversation on the japanese server

and reading a textbook

they're talking in japanese about pronunciation differences between different languages

[south gale]

That would be cool to hear (or read)

Sadly I only know spanish, english a little german 😭

Are you doing homework Ryry?

[tacit trench]

yep