I am confused screaming right now
#faith
runic wasp
broken whale
what's a child
winged delta
Anyone under the age of 21
runic wasp
Wait, I'm 15
winged delta
Child
runic wasp
:c
drifting geode
American spotted
runic wasp
Okay
true minnow
Im 40 real not fake
polar jolt
ooh
ooheeheeh
hhahhaheeeheeheeh ooh ooh waah ahaahh
i love making the code text
mortis
winged delta
polar jolt
let me out
trapped in playpen cannot find key
please going to starve cannot find key going to die
potent thicket
Bought them this morning. Hell yeah bröther
winged delta
didi you take a pic of your sceen
instead of hitting prtscn
or even window+shift+S
spare blade
The poor man's screenshot
steep bane
:mor::tis:
potent thicket
It adds quality jank tbf
worn glen
no it just makes you look like an amateur
vast marsh
John Singing Baka mitai?
Yall gotta try that.
(English Version of course. Don't think Japanese voice gonna be that good)
worn glen
maybe we will be able to excorcise him of his obesity?
polar jolt
i have this image of fat albert
but i don't have image perms
BUT that fat albert image is good too
dark lodge
noble basin
forgive me father for I have sinned
vast marsh
What sins have you come to confess?
noble basin
I did not do well on my homeworks and submitted my project more than 12 hours late and am cramming for my exam. I turned my back on the ministry and broke my vows to god.
vast marsh
.. Thou hast said well.
Here is thy penance:
Be positive, Do not let negative thoughts cloud you, fill yourself with positivity. Believe in yourself, That you will not do the same mistake, Hence you shall learn from your mistakes. Humans adapt and learn, as well as right themselves. All humans are equal, and all are not perfect, But God has given us the right to fix our mistakes by a second chance from the same mistake.
Perform this act of contrition.
And thou shalt have the peace thou seekest.
Give thanks to the lord, for he is good and ever merciful.
noble basin
for his mercy endures forever
feral meteor
Y’all really out here performing underground confessionals 😆
lavish hill
it's because we have free cookies is why it's so popular
a snack brings a smile and a good gesture
vast marsh
Airdorf!
It is time...
For you...
To confess your Sins!!
Father HeeHee, Please take the lead, and question our boss, Airdorf, of what Sins he has committed.
@noble basin
noble basin
what sins have you come to confess
vale agate
i come to spread the word of the [UNSPEAKABLE]
polar jolt
no
vale agate
worry not over your past transgressions....
look to the future
you may yet achieve the SECOND DEATH
vale agate
never.. never!! i am eternal as i become one with the [UNSPEAKABLE]
sonic jetty
its just a phase Gary
dim parrot
onyx dock
So, i downloaded SAM just to play around with
learning how mouth throat and pitch works
would like to make him sing
vast marsh
@noble basin
Your time has come, Boss-AirDorf
And your blessings and advice shall arrive to this lost soul, Father HeeHee
noble basin
What sins have you come to confess?
feral meteor
I once farted at a family function and pinned it on my baby nephew
I really like the Michael Bay Transformers films
I use emulators on a regular basis to play retro games
I am sorry for these and my past sins
onyx dock
A good friend of mine once said that he hopes he goes to hell because he would know nobody from his lifetime who went to heaven
feral meteor
Oh sorry one more Father
There is a graveyard full of the bodies of other people’s FAITH OCs hidden somewhere in FAITH Chapter III
vast marsh
Did you turn your back on the Ministry... and break your vows to... God?
feral meteor
No ironically I haven’t done that yet
vast marsh
Thou hast not gotten so far into the deep hole of despair and grief, It seems
@noble basin
Thou may give the help he seekest.
noble basin
Thou hast said well
Here is thy penance:
Perform this act of contrition
And thou shalt have the peace thou seekest
Give thanks to the lord for he is good
vast marsh
For his mercy shalt give humanity the second chance and faith they seekest
noble basin
For with great power comes with great responsibility
vast marsh
The young lost soul has seemed to learn from his past sins and moved on from it. You have learned well, Young Dorf
May the love of god reach out to you to protect thy from evil, As long as you do not lose Faith
vast marsh
Understood.
Once one sees this image, They shalt have the protection, Will, Determination and Justice they seekest in their subconsciousness against the Darkness.
Even the Lord of Darkness, nor the Creator of Darkness could dare to touch or go against those who have understood this image, and seen it with their very own eyes.
Bring this to Uncle Ben.
And he shalt gain the protection to ward off and destroy the evil.
Give thanks to the lord...
For he is good
Because as always....
vast marsh
He shalt watch over you and everybody else, and protect you from Evil. For his Mercy Endures forever...
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
vale agate
can’t wait to visit the graves of my three faith ocs
vast marsh
Wait what.
How many OC's are there in Faith fiction?
Is it in archiveofourown.org?
Or somewhere else?
@vale agate
feral meteor
@noble basin I’m liking it a lot!
simple birch
Dang, well, my ocs live past chapter 3
vast marsh
Hold up, which OCs?
vale agate
all of them
vast marsh
In what site.
noble basin
I think by notoriously being Father Heehee, I've built up a following accidently
making myself an OC by accident
simple birch
I have a cultist and a priest oc
vast marsh
Hmmm....
Is it in archiveofourown.org or wattpad?
So like, Is it in a story, or fanart?
simple birch
Oh! Oh! I have a nun, too
vast marsh
But, is your OC in a fanfiction, or fanart?
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
bruuuhh
Can you tell me.
:(
I don't really know what type of OC it is.
Is it a fanfiction OC, or a fanart OC? That, I do not know.
vast marsh
Oh.
sonic jetty
vale agate
why blue man so sad
mild hull
He's annoyed
sonic jetty
I have seen some weird fanfiction
vast marsh
From what?
sonic jetty
fanfiction.org i think
vast marsh
Faith fiction?
sonic jetty
im not sure
vast marsh
Or different franchises?
winged delta
sonic jetty
yeah there is Faith fanfiction
winged delta
vast marsh
roblox, lmao
sonic jetty
lol
tender flower
I cant believe this.
winged delta
sonic jetty
huh a roblox game
vast marsh
kill me.
Two mods replying at the same time?
Are you two perhaps... the same person?
sonic jetty
gasp
sonic jetty
b r u h
vast marsh
W R Y Y Y Y Y
vast marsh
or you s h a l l
sonic jetty
heck yea
vast marsh
winged delta
sonic jetty
what are you trying to say Jab
vast marsh
He wants to Face the....
WRATH OF ALMIGHTY
tilts his imaginary glasses upwards Am I correct?
winged delta
sonic jetty
Jab your just envious of Johns cheeks
why must you bring the horny curse of #ultrakill here
shame on you, shame
jajajajajajaja
I bring horni everywhere
jajajajajajajaja
sonic jetty
who? no, it is just a horny curse
o w o
be gone horny, my dispelling is most powerful here
O W O
Horni is gift from God
silence, heretic
how dare you taint His name with your curse
vast marsh
Who is the curse?
vast marsh
Of ultra kill?
sonic jetty
then let there be no human
im sure you human too uwu
|| John Ward bathwater as merch ||
vast marsh
Actually, There are humans who haven't in their entire life, ever become Horny at all, Yet are Intelligent humans that don't act like their animals when having intercourse. In sense, those who have learned to control themselves to become a true epitome of what a Human is when they are intelligent.
:)
sonic jetty
ah man
you destroyed me with
FACTS
and
LOGIC
man created vtubers
let there be no man
Man is dead
vast marsh
(And they are married too, Heck, They don't even have intercourse at all, only for like, having children. Yeah, Not joking)
sonic jetty
Man is dead
vast marsh
Forgot to add, Those that I am talking about, are married.
sonic jetty
🙏
vast marsh
By the way, Those I am talking about is mostly, if not almost all are religious believers.
Monks, Christians and, I believe, Mostly Muslims. I think.
rich ginkgo
Im a christian
fallen terrace
Op-
rich ginkgo
F in the chats
dapper fable
the horny jokes aren't funny anymore and you only have yourselves to blame
dapper fable
just an observation. it seems like every other day people make horny jokes here and it just isnt funny anymore 😔 i'm all for that kind of humor but it's been driven into the ground at this point
sniper's joke earlier especially went on for way too long
rich ginkgo
It seems that the disease has spread her aswell
lavish hill
That is your opinion. I respect it, but I do not agree
spare blade
Sounds like a you problem, (to ithy)
rich ginkgo
Were getting off track now
Is michael davis based on the rake because they look similar
dapper fable
i don't know if that's ever been confirmed directly, but i would imagine he is
partially, at the very least
rich ginkgo
They both look the same
vast marsh
I wasn't even joking though???
sniper's joke earlier especially went on for way too long
rich ginkgo
What
vast marsh
yes
rich ginkgo
Explain what happend
dapper fable
??? i find it VERY hard to believe that but okay then
rich ginkgo
What? Is happening
rich ginkgo
Za warudo
sonic jetty
rich ginkgo
I think faith should also add holywater aswell like to warn out demons like the cross
As a weapon
rich ginkgo
waxen elbow
Why isnt this channels name just called "The Church of New Blood"?
rich ginkgo
No u
waxen elbow
So Im the Church of New Blood?
teal gust
Maybe cleanse them. It would not make it any easier
But still tho. It would not make it any better cause those demons are fast.
vast marsh
If john was able to walk faster, and run as well....
dapper fable
not sure what the point of adding holy water would be when the crucifix does all the work just fine 🤔
cold bane
Good thing super soakers were a thing in 1987
Or at the very least were thought of as an Idea
John better start investing
worn glen
super soakers, no but a squirt gun was patented 1896
cold bane
Would it be nearly as effective?
I mean, I personally think it to be more effective to just slap some demons with Holy Water Balloons.
worn glen
sure dude whichever helps your exorcisms :D
cold bane
Like imagine satan just walking up to the front steps then gets slapped on the ass with a water balloon
wait
I gotta check something
HOLY WATER PAINTBALL GUN
if that's possible at all
so, HOLY PAINTBALL
Paintball as a sport was invented in 1981 and the paintball gun itself invented in the early 60s
sonic jetty
oh frick it looks like we are on to something
sonic jetty
bruh
we can just throw waterballons at possessed people
Like the exorcism movie would have been solved in a few seconds if they used water balloons
vast marsh
Ok then.
John coming to help out the exorcism characters then?
I saw a guy glitching in the game with the cross.
Where you equip the cross so fast, you have it on you manually.
So like, you can move and damage people.
Basically, just stare at Amy, and she would be constantly damaged lmao.
vast marsh
Why doesn't John get a Cross Sword infused with Holiness?
vast marsh
He could just kill the (UNSPEAKABLE) and Malphas.
With just a stab.
I mean, a Cross Sword filled with Holy water and..
Infused with Jesus's blood?
In the Nun movie, the newest one, Some smartass drank the blood, but didn't gulp it.
And then sprayed it out of her mouth like a nerf water gun.
if he cant get tommy gun...
Then he shall get A Gun with Infinite Bullets.
A Gun with No Recoil, Infinite Ammo, Instant FireRate, no delay
steep bane
sonic jetty
o k
rich ginkgo
Use this holy water john to burn the demon
-father garcia
I think father garcia should give holy water to john
runic wasp
Holy water, when thrown, should spread like a shotgun
sonic jetty
Use the incense burner as nunchucks
rich ginkgo
Use the smoke to warn out demons
sonic jetty
yea that too
rich ginkgo
Why doesnt john just spray holy water on a knife or a gun to you know kill the demons
sonic jetty
because he dummy
rich ginkgo
Is he really a priest doe
rich ginkgo
Some of the notes say his not
sonic jetty
I cant believe John would lie smhing my head
rich ginkgo
There is also something about paganism in the story
dapper fable
it's too easy to say he isn't a priest and is making it all up. cheapens the story imo
rich ginkgo
@dapper fable is it all a dream then?
dapper fable
chapter 2 was a dream. everything else is legit
rich ginkgo
Whic endining is canon in chapter 1 kill amy of when faith comes
dapper fable
killing amy definitely isn't canon, because john gets arrested in that ending
runic wasp
||Killing Michael when you're about to enter the car is the canon ending||
rich ginkgo
Yes
dapper fable
yeah, ending 5 is the only canon one
vast marsh
Cannon John is smart, no doubt.
Remember where he encounters that demon that had its face covered up with many hands?
For him to figure it out what it means shows that he is somewhat smart in that situation.
Counting other parts of what he did for example is also smart.
In Chapter 2 and Chapter 1.
dapper fable
duh
vast marsh
He a smart boi.
(In cannon of course)
Can we get John to just stare at demons to damage them instead?
runic wasp
Cannon John is smart, no doubt.
Wait he's a cannon-
vast marsh
lol.
runic wasp
John goes boom boom with his cannonballs
rich ginkgo
Cool
rich ginkgo
Siren head should be in faith
lavish hill
he likes- ok nah I give up
also, hell no
it would be an unbalanced enemy, what with your movemint speed
plus, how do you imagine him being drawn?
just a big stick with sirens attached XD
lavish hill
wha
tranquil dagger
rich ginkgo
@lavish hill are they related
rich ginkgo
Maybe they are there both demons
lavish hill
?
lavish hill
Yeah kinda
rich ginkgo
Red eating a person
vast marsh
Is this a Jojo Reference?
runic wasp
Vore
rich ginkgo
Water mode
spare blade
what the fuck is that?
rich ginkgo
A demon maybe could be in faith
rich ginkgo
Flying mode
rich ginkgo
Why
fossil eagle
First day here and I come into Red and the word vore. These are my people indeed
steep bane
fossil eagle
vivid spade
sonic jetty
sonic jetty
🅱️ ORTIS
vale agate
finally someone else cursed with the same fate... thinking about damien karras..........
vast marsh
Somebody should write a what-if fanfic.
If... John.. was... Sherlock Holmes.
John Holmes Ward.
wrry....
He would be more badass too.
He already is badass! But this makes him a whole new higher level of Badass!
vast marsh
no
fight me, John Holmes Ward is better.
Sherlock John Holmes for the win! The best John!
but, we seriously need a badass John.
And what better choice would it be for a Badass John, Other than Sherlock John holmes?
lean wing
John Constantine John
lean wing
comic book character, basically occult detective
vast marsh
That's quite familiar to me..
Ah.
Not bad..
However
Sherlock John Holmes is the top five best John versions!
And he's number one...
Anyways! Fanfic idea's for anybody interested!
John Ward the Holy Swordsman Priest!
Sherlock John Holmes, A badass priest.
John Made in Heaven?
Dunno.
aaaaanyways.. Continuing on.
Hmm.
Any idea's, guys?
noble basin
I played phasmophobia and found the cross there to be a downgrade of the cross in Faith
That cross fuckin obliterated everything dangerous
While the phasmophobia couldn't even kill one ghost
So I must say that Faith wins
vast marsh
LMAO
mate
Lemme tell you something.
cough cough
Father HeeHee, Would you like to know something?
@noble basin
So, Have you watched the Annabelle movie?
The first movie or whatever.
Where a young pre-teenage girl is the protagonist or something.
Forgot, but one of them was handicapped.
noble basin
I know it but didn't watch it yet
vast marsh
Either way, this one big man had like a fucking cross pointed at annabelle, Who, at best, is considerably weaker than Amy.
And yet, his cross was forcefully taken by his hands, by some random bullsh force.
Like, what.
Imagine if it was John.
noble basin
John wouldn't budge
vast marsh
He would have smacked most demons in the entire horror movies that have demons and ghosts.
vast marsh
Just watch him point a cross, they would get the fk away.
noble basin
Yeah
vast marsh
Even Annabelle would grow a pair of legs and run away.
noble basin
Tbh I don't wanna see Annabelle
vast marsh
Using the secret Joestar technique.
noble basin
I prefer it when we don't know wtf happened to that doll
vast marsh
That Doll is just a scrub that anybody could smack.
noble basin
Your Imagination is what creates the most fear
Trying to make a prequel film ruins the fun for me
vast marsh
Just bring a Farmer with Shotgun from Dragon ball, lol.
noble basin
Cause then anything I thought of is thrown away and now we have a less scary version of it
vast marsh
I can promise you that her entire existence would cease to exist.
vast marsh
Anyways, why the fuck is the real Annabelle locked in a cage, when they could just exorcise that Doll.
(The real one in real life)
Instead of just keeping it there just so people can watch it like as if it was a Zoo place.
Best option is to bring a Buddha Swat team.
Or, Christian Swat Priest Team.
noble basin
I have no idea tbh
noble basin
I dont even know the true story of the doll
I just know that some crazy shit apparently happened and that the spirit haunting it is powerful
vast marsh
Well, It does seem to bring misfortune or so. Best thing to do is, stay away.
noble basin
And tbh i don't wanna know
vast marsh
Even if you don't believe such stuff, The Unknown is still dangerous.
noble basin
That also is what makes FAITH so good
vast marsh
True.
noble basin
You really don't know what something really looks like
The DOS like graphics give an outline of what something might look like
But the real creepy shit starts when you imagine the entities
I wanna write a thesis on how the best horror stories, games, and movies rely on the viewer's imagination
It would be like a personal project
And I can already think of 2 games that fill that criteria: Stories Untold and Faith Unholy Trilogy
vast marsh
Best of luck to you, if you decide to write a thesis.
And I completely agree with you with your statements.
noble basin
I mean, I'm a computer science masters student so I doubt that it would really make an effect
I just love horror
noble basin
I even made a horror film before
vast marsh
Really?
noble basin
It was a personal project that was unreleased
vast marsh
That's cool man.
noble basin
Thanks
I'm dancing around drawing a horror comic
Issue is, I need to study a lot of horror inspirations
So we'll see how that goes
vast marsh
Hmm.
What do you think about for a fanfic idea?
Sherlock John Holmes Ward?
Too long...
John Holmes Ward.
But John is litterally Sherlock Holmes.
vast marsh
If the original John was already badass, Then this one would be a badass on a whole new level.
If you think about everything on the game.
Canon John, the one who gets all the true endings, (Which is canon John) Is really smart.
For him to know whats dangerous and what to do, shows how smart he is.
Like, the demon with hands covering its face is one thing.
In Chapter 2 John figured it out on who the text was refering to.
That's what Canon John is.
Aaaanyways.
*Annabelle, The Nun, and every other Demons and ghosts in Horror Movies: haha i am free
John: Are you ready to die?*
rich ginkgo
Reds final form
noble basin
rich ginkgo
Red
fervent meadow
hot
rich ginkgo
As
runic wasp
You
rich ginkgo
Because
snow mauve
Luncheon Meat
rich ginkgo
It
rich ginkgo
Are they related
rich ginkgo
Same demons diffrent games
spare blade
eXCUSE ME?!
One has been trapped in a fucking game
and the other sacrificed children to become a demon
willingly
how in the everloving mortis fucking fuck
are they the same?
rich ginkgo
spare blade
Now that is a case
rich ginkgo
Ok the develepor must have seen the rake and put him in the game
lean wing
One is in a good horror game and the other is in a shitty creepypasta "i coded resurrection and only put it in this dead game"
spare blade
Since I think it was indirectly inspired by the rake
rich ginkgo
Both look the same
lean wing
Anything pale and naked is the rake
lean wing
Slenderman is just the rake but he got clothes
rich ginkgo
Michael that you
sick burrow
red nexus
OW MY FUCKING ARM >;0
dapper fable
can y'all stop with the gif spam already
rich ginkgo
My turn
https://tenor.com/view/जेनिफ़रविंगिट-रजतकपूर-तनुजविरवानी-this-is-the-indian-army-threat-gif-16059002
rich ginkgo
@vast marsh why did you that you want to kill me
vast marsh
you veri annoying and u compare the monsters from faith to other trash. how dere u
rich ginkgo
No u
rich ginkgo
Faith came out in 2017
vast marsh
These monsters arent the same.
Those are demons, while others are different creatures.
Hence, different origins.
valid spade
spare blade
I wish dusk or UK had a rip too
fallen terrace
I mean-
You're not wrong-
sonic jetty
sonic jetty
I cant believe Micheal escaped the foundation
He is lot more confident with his face tho
fossil eagle
Well get his ass back in
sonic jetty
He has been terminated fortunely
vast marsh
Lol...
If John stares at Scp 096's face.
When it attacks him, he'll just point a cross at it.
And it'll run away and then sit back down.
fossil eagle
He just sits in a corner
sonic jetty
Bruh why didnt the Foundation just use crosses lol
Just tape a bunch of crosses in his cell
gaunt wren
Playing through no one lives under the lighthouse and got jumpscared by the faith easter egg lmao
steady quarry
I keep thinking of an AU where Father Garcia actually exercises the demon out of Micheal but he still looks like a fucked up monster and is horribly traumatized by the event so Father Garcia becomes his care taker
shy oar
Demon turns into baron of hell 20 minute workout
steady quarry
*exorcises
sonic jetty
dapper fable
@steady quarry well don't just let it sit in your head gathering cobwebs! bring it to life!
leaden beacon
...
dapper fable
for a long time i made the similar mistake of just letting my ideas sit around in my head. but i finally found the motivation to make them real and it has saved me a lot of frustration
dapper fable
make fanart, write a fanfic, do whatever is within your abilities to bring your dream to reality
leaden beacon
is there a unused sprite of FAITH?
dapper fable
then share it with the world so others can enjoy it too!
@leaden beacon i have the files for the game and so far i haven't noticed any unused sprites
often times games still have unused assets hiding within the files, but it seems in this case everything is where it should be
i'd recommend hitting up airdorf when he comes online. idk if you'll get a response but it's worth a try. he's more active on twitter so personally i'd try contacting him there
vast marsh
Ohoh!
Don't worry.
Me and Father HeeHee Can get him active here.
He has confessed his sins, and turned into a believer.
His path is now a righteous one. Please welcome Father Airdorf to our group!
sonic jetty
ahem
vast marsh
Amen.
sonic jetty
yeah i dont see em
vast marsh
Your also in our group, did you forget?
dapper fable
he ain't even online bro
vast marsh
His path is now a righteous one. Please welcome Father Airdorf to our group!
vale agate
vast marsh
@noble basin
sonic jetty
What kinda name is airdorf anyways? European maybe?
vast marsh
Everybody welcome Father Airdorf into our group!
ithyrial, Punished rat and.... rent and utilities, Brothers, welcome Father Airdorf in before I.... :)
noble basin
damn, couldn't write in latin
dapper fable
@sonic jetty according to dorf it was his first word. not sure if a joke or not so take it with a grain of salt lol
vast marsh
Welcome him in our cul- I mean, Group.
vast marsh
ithyrial. Your turn, brother!
dapper fable
hi daddy airdorf
vast marsh
We shall spread our faith and allow the lost souls to find the right path!
Punished rat.
Points gun at him
sonic jetty
What
vast marsh
Your turn.
noble basin
I think I might've accidentally started a cult
sonic jetty
What do I do
vast marsh
Welcome Father Airdorf into our "humble circle of priests" as Pope HeeHee has put it!
sonic jetty
Welcome to discord group : )
vast marsh
it is a nice ritual and.... quite safe.
dapper fable
citation needed
vast marsh
Huff! Fine...
sonic jetty
vast marsh
@sonic jetty Hello there... It's your turn to welcome Father Airdorf into our "Humble circle of priests" :)
Now
Oh! I almost forgot! Father HeeHee, Since you are the leader, shouldn't you have a more proper name?
"Grandpa HeeHee" wouldn't work at all for a title like that.
sonic jetty
Now
@vast marsh no
sonic jetty
vast marsh
sonic jetty
oh no
vast marsh
sonic jetty
✝️✝️
vast marsh
Oh, I didn't hear you quite well.
dapper fable
idk sniper looks like q dude got the drop on you first
vast marsh
vast marsh
✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️
sonic jetty
well.... the demo anyway
sonic jetty
Soooo do any of the devs ever visit here?
exotic dock
Forgive me father for I have sinned
dapper fable
yeah airdorf sometimes chimes in
sonic jetty
I see
dapper fable
doesn't happen very often though
vast marsh
Well, who wants to help this young lost soul to confess his sins?
dapper fable
anyway welcome to the server bro
sonic jetty
This was definitely a unique horror experience. I've never played something like this.
and I've played quite a few horror games
vast marsh
@noble basin Forgive me Father HeeHee, For I have bothered you many times. But, we have a young lost soul in need of confession of his own sins.
Forgive me father for I have sinned
@exotic dock
sonic jetty
That white thing in Chapter 1 gets me every time.
noble basin
what sins have you come to confess?
sonic jetty
Best jumpscare in the game IMO
dapper fable
yeah, that's michael for ya
dapper fable
yep
sonic jetty
Spoiler
The Intellivision styled graphics kinda make the game a little scarier for me.
Yes
I played 1 and am waiting to play the rest
Very excited
exotic dock
I have only played the Faith Demo on steam. I have finished Chapter 1 but only the demos for Chapters 2 and 3.
I am sorry for these and my past sins.
sonic jetty
Probably because I'm used to 8 bit sounds so when I hear WORSHIP MEEEEEEE! coming through the speakers it is always unexpected
Haha
Yeah its spooky mane
noble basin
Be patient for when the trilogy comes and play them all.
perform this act of contrition
and thou shalt have the peace thou seekest
vast marsh
Give Thanks to the lord for he is good and ever merciful.
noble basin
give thanks to the lord for he is good
sonic jetty
Would be nice if a Halloween release happened but I doubt it lol.
exotic dock
For his mercy endures forever
sonic jetty
These things take time
dapper fable
anyway, @sonic jetty you're gonna love the later games. chapter 3 demo has a great horror sequence. faith hadn't managed to spook me until that one
sonic jetty
I think it's done so I don't know why not. But I may be wrong
Yeah I actually have played all three chapters of the demo already
Ultra kill was a surprise release
dapper fable
ahh i see i see
vast marsh
And I can feel the purity of your actions and soul getting more purer.
sonic jetty
they didn't get me nearly as badly as Michael though
dapper fable
also i still doubt a halloween release. the progress update airdorf gave us in august set the game at only ⅓ complete
sonic jetty
Wow
noble basin
my soul is owned by the almighty lord
sonic jetty
Really? That sucks
noble basin
only he can guarantee me the pearly gates
sonic jetty
Well judging by the copyright screen on the demo..... yikes
Hope he's not the only one working on it
vast marsh
Thou has certainly done well. The path towards heaven is closer and closer. But as they say, only the lord can guarantee the path to heaven.
dapper fable
yeah so unless he's been working on it at super sonic speed i doubt we're gonna see it by halloween lol. but i'll be quite happy to be proven otherwise
sonic jetty
I thought he was the only one
dapper fable
yeah i'm pretty sure it's just him
dapper fable
solo dev
sonic jetty
Poor guy
vast marsh
Anyways glisp. Welcome to the server man.
dapper fable
well, don't wanna spoil anything, after all
sonic jetty
Maybe when it gets closer to completion
dapper fable
the demo sort of acts like an early access. gives an idea of what kind of mechanics to expect
sonic jetty
true
dapper fable
and without spoiling anything! so everybody wins
vast marsh
I hope that we can see John slapping Gary's face and beating him up.
dapper fable
yeah, i played it when it first released. been hungry ever since
spice panther
I'd definitely rather play a really well made game and wait a while instead of playin an unpolished game soon ;w;
sonic jetty
I hear ya
dapper fable
yeah same here. i'm willing to wait as long as it takes
vast marsh
And then giving the Unspeakable and Malphas the good ol' Chross throwing like a certain Vampire named Brando. Can we have John shouting [ USELESS] [USELESS] while throwing chrosses like a projectile at Malphas, gary, the cult and the Unspeakable?
Gotta get em jOJo reference in, wrryyy....
dapper fable
again with the jojo references lol
vast marsh
jokes aside.
vast marsh
Can we have John the ability to walk faster and run?
But this is Jojo?
Did you think I meant castlevania?
vast marsh
Ah.
But Dio Brando uses knife as a projectile though..
Is HE a castlevania fan then...?
sonic jetty
nah
not unless he's a vampire hunter
iirc some of the castlevania games do have a knife as a subweapon though
vast marsh
hmmm.
But we seriously need to give John the Secret Joestar technique.
Otherwise, how would he be able to run fast?
I mean, Airdorf might just troll us With John Just being able to jog instead.
So, better give John dat secret technique, and slap him on the head with it.
So he can run.
dapper fable
tell him karen is waiting at home for him; that oughta speed him up
vast marsh
Oh sh-
dapper fable
which again brings me to the realization of: catholic priests aren't allowed to marry, so karen can't realistically be his wife...and if he were already married to her, he wouldn't have been allowed to become a priest...but john is a good christian boy, so i doubt he'd feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed with a woman he isn't married to...so wtf is she??? wife or girlfriend???
airdorf please explain the karen paradox
sonic jetty
Thought about making a joke about priests but I passed because it would be inappropriate
dapper fable
well now you've just got me curious
fossil eagle
Ruh Roh Raggy
dapper fable
in that case i think i can guess what it is lol
but yeah the karen situation is very confusing and i have been wondering about it ever since chapter 1. i know others have realized the same thing, so it ain't just me lol. we demand answers
dapper fable
well yeah, but john is specifically a catholic priest
unless i'm misunderstanding something here
sonic jetty
implying vatican wouldn't be in vatican city 
vast marsh
So... John is at Rome, or italy should I say.
dapper fable
john is in america
dapper fable
the vatican is the head of the catholic church, basically
sonic jetty
Nah when priests perform exorcisms they typically have to get the approval of the Vatican
dapper fable
yeah
sonic jetty
Basically John is doing so illegally
dapper fable
yep
vast marsh
Well, The Church itself is doing pretty bad.
Are they that blind.. Or are they corrupted?
Could also be that the Cult SEEMS to have more bigger influence than it seems. But considering its vatican, Not possible.
sonic jetty
What's the deal with the elevator demon?
sonic jetty
He seems to just kinda sit in halls then runs away
fossil eagle
He is friend
cerulean gull
will there ever be a time where John Ward gains the title of Big John? I feel like ive said heresy here
sonic jetty
Then likes to play with the lights in the elevator and pops up
I was kinda expecting him to appear in the elevator at some point and kill you
Maybe he isnt evil and is blocking the 7th floor to protect you and isn't a demon at all but one of Gary's victims
I mean kind of a stretch
But at this point anything is possible
dapper fable
hmmm big think 🤔
vast marsh
But, it could also be a demon in the full release meant to kill you.
While in the demo, a teaser.
dapper fable
yeah, that too
sonic jetty
True
dapper fable
yeah, the more likely answer
vast marsh
Who knows, really?
sonic jetty
Elevator guy also likes to spawn on the overworld too near stair wells
vast marsh
For all we know, Airdorf could just drop in pillar men demons, lol.
sonic jetty
Typically on the 8th and 6th floors
vast marsh
Or even give John the option to trick the demon into thinking that John would fight it, then suddenly..
NIGERUNDAYO!
Like, who knows?
sonic jetty
He seems rather shy and disappears when you use the cross or get close to him
sonic jetty
Uh sure
vast marsh
My dream is for John to get A Gun with Infinite Bullets
In chapter 3.
And then, spray those cultists down.
sonic jetty
Maybe as an unlockable lol
vast marsh
Gary would then be smacked on his head by the butt of the gun.
And beaten up.
Garcia would join.
And then.
Beat him up.
Amy and the twins would join.
sonic jetty
john gets knocked out by a cultist
vast marsh
And beat him up
sonic jetty
and then wakes up on some meatsickles bleeding out
vast marsh
Thats not canon!!!!!
sonic jetty
KILL THE INTRUDER
sonic jetty
and dies
vast marsh
And the unspeakable is a female humanoid.
Basically a fanfic smut.
O H N O
I gave out idea's...
By the way.
sonic jetty
I mean if you choose to kill her
vast marsh
Um, I mean..
vast marsh
I am not hornym
sonic jetty
It already happened to #ultrakill
sonic jetty
So if I wanna kill Amy I go to the dead tree right?
dapper fable
in chapter 1? or do you mean when she shows up in the bg in chapter 2?
sonic jetty
Chapter 1
dapper fable
ahhh. if you want to kill amy, she's the first left (john's right) when you exit the house
dapper fable
hint: ||the trees rearrange themselves to give you proper paths to the different endings||
sonic jetty
So what are all the endings?