dusk-duskworld-dungeonsofdusk

[crimson folio]

like

there are many games I have to finish, but all I keep playing is freaking half-life

[crimson shuttle]

i think i've never actually finished half-life

1 or 2

[crimson folio]

[jade root]

you might just trigger bomt

[crimson shuttle]

i never finished 'em but i played 'em a lot okaaaaaayyyyyyy

can i goooo noooowww

[jade root]

Bomt is a massive Half Life bitch

[crimson folio]

fam, if you played them a lot then how did you not finish it lol?

yes I am

[jade root]

he will trigger all over you

[crimson shuttle]

because i played it more when i was like 8

[crimson folio]

aah

[crimson shuttle]

and i had no fucking idea what it was about because engrish

so i was always scared shitless

[jade root]

lol

[crimson folio]

lol

[crimson shuttle]

and then i watched a speedrun one time and went "lol wtf is this shit"

[crimson folio]

you haven't finished it but watched the speedrun?

[crimson shuttle]

not like i'm ever pulling that off

i never play things in a fast pace

i'm slow af

[crimson folio]

I can barely bhop

maybe if I get VERY lucky

I can do a few jumps

but that's it

[crimson shuttle]

the first thing i did after getting in dusk was look for the "always run" setting to turn it off

[jade root]

^^^^

[crimson shuttle]

i love fps games but i'm shit at aiming

i need to stand still first

[jade root]

I hate the defualt run in half life

[crimson folio]

same @crimson shuttle

except I don't have a mouse and I use a freaking touchpad

[jade root]

YOU USE A TOUCHPAD

YOU BETTER BE JOKING

[crimson shuttle]

excuse me

w h a t

[jade root]

SO HELP ME GOD

YOU BETTER BE JOKING

[crimson folio]

I have a small tiny poopy netbook ok?

please

[crimson shuttle]

i want to see you play devil daggers on that

[jade root]

DOESNT MATTER

[crimson folio]

don't hurt me

[jade root]

BUY A MOUSE

N O W

[crimson shuttle]

get 200 seconds on devil daggers with the touchpad or you can't call yourself human

just you though, you're special

i like my 200 seconds with a mouse

once i considered playing quake in class with my laptop's touchpad

and then i remembered that the damn thing stopped working if i pressed any button on the keyboard

aiming with the keyboard wasn't fun

[jade root]

dat numpad aiming

[crimson shuttle]

worse

arrow keys

i did not know what i was thinking i just wanted something to do

[crimson folio]

I actually beat quake with touchpad

[jade root]

i occasionally play doom like that

[crimson folio]

not that hard

[jade root]

your poor fingers

you owe your hand a mouse

[crimson folio]

HOW ARE YOU TYPING IN 2 DIFFERENT CHANNELS

oh wait right

[jade root]

its

easy

[crimson folio]

I got some fingers boy

[jade root]

buy a cheap mouse

trust me

[crimson folio]

I will

it will be so much better

but I'll miss messing with touchpad

Promtvare incoming soon

[jade root]

im still trying to contemplate how you play with mousepad

you arent even human

[crimson shuttle]

if you don't get 200+ on DD after you get a mouse i hope you die

[crimson folio]

woah

[jade root]

Bomt what are you

you arent human

[crimson folio]

I am a gaming gawd

[jade root]

oh okay

[crimson shuttle]

ata

wait shit

that's a br meme i just used

fuck

[jade root]

what

use english meme plz

[crimson folio]

ok now blood, I don't expect to come back mentally stable

[jade root]

Ill be here when you get back

[crimson shuttle]

english memes my assaroo, boi

[jade root]

Dealing with lurkers bitching about not getting keys

[crimson shuttle]

south america reigns supreme

[crimson folio]

good luck

[crimson shuttle]

don't worry about him, it's not his first rodeo

[jade root]

South America is pretty cool

[crimson shuttle]

tumbleweed

[jade root]

Went to Brazil once

[crimson shuttle]

before or after inflation?

[jade root]

Great food

i dunno

it was in 2014

[crimson shuttle]

i think that's juuuust before shit started going down

[jade root]

Like early 2014

[crimson shuttle]

brazil is great and all but damn the economy is shit right now

[jade root]

I take it you are Brazilian then?

If so, please send me all your food

[crimson shuttle]

oh of course not i'm australian

[jade root]

cause its great

[crimson shuttle]

ikr

you ain't eaten real brazillian food until you eat a brazillian BBQ

[jade root]

why do you think I want food

[crimson shuttle]

a friend's mum, from texas, once said "they serve meat on swords"

[jade root]

Brazillian BBQ outshines american BBQ any day

[crimson shuttle]

she was right, to an extent

i'm eating some meat rn

from what i assume you 'muricans would call a "Steakhouse"

i think that's what it's called

[jade root]

Or a Bar and Grill

[crimson shuttle]

one of those yeah

[jade root]

Bar and Grills are fine, Steakhouses are where the Texas stereotypes go

[crimson shuttle]

steakhouse sounds cooler imo

[jade root]

depends on where you got

[crimson shuttle]

like a house made out of steak

[jade root]

we dont have those

sadly

[crimson shuttle]

fuck

i'll keep on dreamin' then

[jade root]

We do have burger joints every-fucking-where

[crimson shuttle]

i have a mcdonalds like

in the area

it sucks

hardcore

[jade root]

I have 5 McDonalds within a 1 mile radious of me

[crimson shuttle]

why the hell does the bread not taste like bread

[jade root]

Hm?

[crimson shuttle]

in mcdonalds

[jade root]

cause the food is fake

[crimson shuttle]

my dad makes hamburgers at home and it's fucking delicious

[jade root]

The only burger joint I like anymore is Five Guys and Wendys

[crimson shuttle]

he could fucking rule over mcdonalds any day

you could make a fnaf fangame out of that

[jade root]

Suprsingly no one has made a Five Guys game

and Wendys is pretty much Ohio exclusive so

[crimson shuttle]

"Five Guys at Wendy's" just a group of friends having lunch

i don't know where Ohio is but hey

sounds cool

[jade root]

Its by Canada

Infact

[crimson shuttle]

aka my dream

[jade root]

ohio is the entire northern boder of the US

just leave it at that

[crimson shuttle]

"you don't wanna go any deeper than that"

"eh"

is canada as great as it's made out to be, i wonder

i mean, snow

right

there's snow there

[jade root]

People are really nice

and they have moose

thats about it

[crimson shuttle]

good enough for me

[jade root]

the rest of it is snow and icey wastelands

[crimson shuttle]

i never saw snow in my fucking life so i'm already happy with canada

[jade root]

youve never seen snow?

[crimson shuttle]

i live in bumblefuck brazil

i don't even know where i am on the map

[jade root]

I just stepped in snow, like, 30 minutes ago

thats crazy

[crimson shuttle]

there was snow in brazil

like once

like 20 years before i was born

[jade root]

back when dragons roamed the earth?

[crimson shuttle]

eh

close

not sure if Dilma was alive back then

get it 'cause the cunt's a dragon

fuckin' bitch

[jade root]

no

[crimson shuttle]

she's bad

[jade root]

im a dumb american

[crimson shuttle]

did you vote for or against trump

[jade root]

i voted for a third party

[crimson shuttle]

no idea what that means but good on you i think

[jade root]

i didnt vote for trump or hillary

I voted for someone who wasnt gonna win

[crimson shuttle]

was it

what's his face

berney

right

that's the name

[jade root]

nah Berny got rigged out

[crimson shuttle]

o shit

welp

best of luck to whatever is gonna happen to your government

[jade root]

it'll be fine

[crimson shuttle]

i'll just stay here

with endless amounts of "FORA TEMER"

Temer being the president

FORA being "get the fuck out"

i really don't want to go to school tomorrow

it's just gonna be boring

[jade root]

I'm glad my college finals are almost over

Then I get 5 weeks off for holiday

[crimson shuttle]

my school is just giving away grades for the dumb ones now

the ones that didn't get off early

last week hardly anyone was in class, even though more than half of my class (including me) didn't do most of their homework

this week i'm sure i'll be the only one still there

all i want is some more sleep

philosophy and sociology can go to hell if you ask me

[jade root]

what are you college level, high school level?

Dunno how Brazil education works

[crimson shuttle]

i have no idea how to answer that

because i don't know how american education works

[jade root]

okay better question

how old are you?

[crimson shuttle]

15

[jade root]

okay so youd be highschool level in America

[crimson shuttle]

woohoo

what does that mean

[jade root]

last school level before you are shipped off to college to get a job

[crimson shuttle]

here's the funny part

for me it's the first of three years i need to complete of school

before i go off to get a job

ain't that some crazy shit

[jade root]

kek

[quiet rose]

[crimson shuttle]

oh shit humans

[jade root]

I still got 3 1/2 years before job time

[crimson shuttle]

how old are you, then

[jade root]

20

[crimson shuttle]

wtf

[jade root]

3 1/2 years of college then job

[crimson shuttle]

20 years

still in school

[jade root]

technically I could have a job

but college lets you get a better paying job

[crimson shuttle]

in brazil, if someone is 20 and still in school, they're just part of a gang or the like

[jade root]

thats kinda the opposite here

if you are 20 and have a job you arent very successful

cause you didnt bother getting extra education to get a degree to get a better job

[crimson shuttle]

the difference the words "south" and "north" can make

christ

i just wanna draw for a living

write, maybe, idk

but i don't want to bother with school anymore, i hate it

[jade root]

we have a word for artists in america

[crimson shuttle]

poor?

[jade root]

"Unemployed"

[crimson shuttle]

i feel offended

teak it bac

[jade root]

no

[crimson shuttle]

i was kind of right though

[jade root]

goddamn you might be the youngest one on this discord

you sure don't type like it though

[crimson shuttle]

god fucking damnit

even in text form

people think i'm older than i am what the fuck is this shit

[jade root]

cause you type with good structure

[crimson shuttle]

i don't use XDs

[jade root]

thats a big one

[crimson shuttle]

the biggest one

[jade root]

lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[crimson shuttle]

ROFLCOPTER

[jade root]

translation: kill me

[crimson shuttle]

i just lost all my worth in a single message

i guess writing a bunch of random stuff worked out well for me though

who'd have thought that trying to write a thing about DD helped me learn words

[jade root]

use big words to seem smarter than you really are

[crimson shuttle]

such as

eloquently

i think

also what the fuck is eloquently

[jade root]

fluent

usually in writing form

[crimson shuttle]

coincidence?

i think not

[jade root]

nah

[crimson shuttle]

fuck you that was a rhetorical question

see i'm smart

[zealous bridge]

[crimson shuttle]

V I S C E R A

[jade root]

wheres the cooked version

[crimson shuttle]

in brazil

[jade root]

good one

[crimson shuttle]

thanks

i worked hard on it

[jade root]

what if brazil ran into room and funny scream

[crimson shuttle]

but who was phone?

[jade root]

a skeleton popped out

[crimson shuttle]

oh no

https://youtu.be/AKdftmjhMYo

found it

[jade root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

[crimson shuttle]

garfielf

eating us out of house and home, garmfield

[jade root]

this is how americans talk btw

[crimson shuttle]

i guess my friend isn't a real american then

you can't trust anyone these days

[crimson folio]

Well I'm back alive and well

[jade root]

still here

[crimson folio]

ayy

I kicked the game's ass

but the framerate kicked my ass

[jade root]

dont lie

[crimson folio]

it was easy

I dead a few times though

maybe 40 times overall

[jade root]

you are dead to me 40 times over

[crimson folio]

rip

how many levels are there?

I'm still at the freaking 3rd level

I'm progressing quite slowly

[jade root]

it gets easier

Like Kid Icarus

[crimson folio]

man, the first time was so freaking crazy

[jade root]

hard at the beginning easy at the end

[crimson folio]

I got my ass handed to me and forced to eat it

well it sure gets fun

[crimson shuttle]

what are you playin' again?

[jade root]

Blood

[crimson shuttle]

i should not still be trying to learn how FL studio works

this is hard

[thick stone]

Somebody should bust out the TR-808 and give DUSK a trap soundtrack

[ruby pewter]

trap ruins the flow of the game

metal is speedy and intense

[thick stone]

Nah man, we need cowbells and claps

[ruby pewter]

I remember when trap became a thing

or at least somewhat mainstream

I couldn't listen to it at all

[crimson shuttle]

i'm sure i could manage with 2016's doom OST over it

bfg division is my wet dream

[crimson folio]

^

gotta listen to it NOW

[crimson shuttle]

i managed to fall asleep to this song once

[crimson folio]

wow what

[crimson shuttle]

right on my desk

i was really tired

[crimson folio]

that's ridiculous

[crimson shuttle]

just fell asleep to bfg division

[crimson folio]

HOW COULD YOU

[crimson shuttle]

if anything it influenced my dreams aight

plus

[crimson folio]

ooh

[crimson shuttle]

i don't sleep to just ANY song

[crimson folio]

did you rip and tear in your dreams?

[crimson shuttle]

i think so

it was months ago, now but yeah

i'd say so

[crimson folio]

damn

I want the same

to happen

[crimson shuttle]

that's what happens when you go to bed at 3AM for your whole life and suddenly

you need to start waking up at 6AM to go to fucking school

you fall asleep listening to metal

[crimson folio]

damn

[crimson shuttle]

not as fun as it sounds actually

[crimson folio]

any sick covers you would recommend?

for bfg

[crimson shuttle]

i only listened to the original so far

i don't listen to a lot of different music

i'm very, VERY picky, i just stick to the ones i already know

and even then doom's ost is the most metal i've ever listened to

[crimson folio]

same

[crimson shuttle]

i'd recommend Chris Christodoulou, though

love his shit

[crimson folio]

I have listened to metallica but doom is still the best

thanks to Mr.Metal Hulshult

[crimson shuttle]

https://play.spotify.com/track/6XkUp04YMDzcFpOs3aP97j

i love christodoulou's work

this is my favorite track of his

that and this one https://play.spotify.com/track/1ULZDBj5R8eqyOaUZScMEL

[quiet rose]

Hey @thorn trout When will more levels be added to the pre-pre-pre-alpha? :P

[thorn trout]

not sure sorry

[crimson folio]

I have to log in to listen

aaah

I'm so lazy, crap.

[crimson shuttle]

fuck it i'm goin' to bed

later, buckaroos

[crimson folio]

Night man

[ruby pewter]

lol is dave hitting on you porn staff

by giving them newbloods merch

👤

[quiet rose]

[deft salmon]

i was so busy playing mirrors edge catalysm on ps4 that i missed out on all of the crazy stuff

so

apparently some guy was being a dickhead

we are partnered

and david wants to bang mei from overwatch

why did i miss out on this

[crimson folio]

lol

WAIT WE GOT PARTNERED?!

HUH

[deft salmon]

yea apparently

[crimson folio]

ayy

[deft salmon]

[thick stone]

Turns out DUSK is about the satanic clan trying to break apart Owen and Bom's partnership

[crimson folio]

You also missed bread dying from pomegranates

[thick stone]

klan*

[crimson folio]

wut

[deft salmon]

what even happened last night

[crimson folio]

well

Dave dropped a key

everyone got crazy

Then he dropped another one

Then he used @everyone in general chat to distract people and dropped the key in the dusk chat

and he dropped another one

so 4 keys were given out last night

now imagine what happened

also

some dude came in and was being an ass for not getting a key

I think it had something to do with alpha testing or something

then left

oh and dusk chat got flooded with anime

[thick stone]

Konbonha senpai tachi

[deft salmon]

ew

im glad i was gone lol

jabbie just messaged me earlier today

[sinful crag]

oh yeah and other people dropped keys of their own

[crimson folio]

yeah

[fair mirage]

david's got good taste in overwatch waifus

SeemsGood

[gleaming berry]

[prisma halo]

the sickles there kinda look like a logo

[deft salmon]

they do

@fair mirage idk mane tracer overrated but there's a reason for that lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCqZDRrpmGM

i found a good youtbae knael

[fair mirage]

so

mei > *

tracer is weirdly disproportionate and it bothers the shit out of me

fuckin 70% legs

[thick stone]

As a leg man, I am just fine with this 😋

[random yew]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ctwww610xec/sddefault.jpg

[autumn compass]

d:^)

[ruby pewter]

morning

[crimson folio]

yo yo

yo yo

[autumn compass]

[prisma swift]

[jade root]

Bep

[crimson folio]

Bop

[deft salmon]

aøeæ

warrup nuqqa

i will not leave this computer today in case anything happens

[jade root]

Maybe we will get more asshats

[deft salmon]

oh sweet

today i finally managed to play F.E.A.R in 800x600 with lowest graphics on my notebook in a stunning 60fps

[crimson folio]

I wish I could do that

nah, scrap that

[deft salmon]

i kno lol

[crimson folio]

I wish I could play hl2 at 60fps

[deft salmon]

in 140p

[crimson folio]

is that even possible? lol

OH WAIT

-w and -h commands!

but it's probably unsupported

[jade root]

What resolution do you play in?

[crimson folio]

glorious 480p

[jade root]

Wew

[crimson folio]

I could go to 768p but I really need those 2 frames

[deft salmon]

quake runs in full res at 60fps on my notebook while dusk runs at 25fps in full res on my notebook

hmmmmm

[crimson folio]

heey

that's pretty goood

[deft salmon]

its pretty painful

[harsh moon]

hi+

[jade root]

GET AN ICON

[deft salmon]

oh boy

[harsh moon]

wow

[jade root]

wawo

[deft salmon]

jabbie plz be nis towards boy

[jade root]

oh is he one of your fagalots

[deft salmon]

just because he does not have visual stimulation doesnt mean he is of lesser worth

no i dont know him lol

[jade root]

no he's lesser worth

[deft salmon]

ur mom is lesser worth

[jade root]

I'm very aware

[harsh moon]

calm down man now i have it

[jade root]

oh okay

[deft salmon]

see

its all good

[jade root]

okay now you are good

you cuck

[jade root]

i take it you know this guy Owen?

[deft salmon]

no really

i dont know who he is

[jade root]

oh

[deft salmon]

i know who YOU are

[jade root]

well dur

your gif isnt loading btw

[harsh moon]

i'm just a random guy that joined into this group

[deft salmon]

like now?

[jade root]

you gonna participate or are you gonna lurk?

[deft salmon]

you gonna ask for a key?

[jade root]

either is fine, I'll just have less respect for you if you lurk

[deft salmon]

"you darn lurkers"

[harsh moon]

no, i'm just gonna ask how the key distribution works

[deft salmon]

"shh jabbie it's been 30 years you cant use that slang no more is offensive"

[jade root]

alright lemme explain

[harsh moon]

i'm that guy who joins and says CAN I HAS A KEY

[deft salmon]

dave drop key sometimes

the end

[jade root]

Every 24-48 hours Dave will drop a key, you gotta redeem that shit before anyone else

[deft salmon]

you also need to be super quick because there are plenty of lurkers 'round these parts

[jade root]

like literally everyone here is a lurker

[deft salmon]

like this

[jade root]

except a few of us

Like me or Owen

or BreadaClause

[deft salmon]

yeah we already have it and just chat memes and mods and whatever

[jade root]

and someones flood this chat with animes

[deft salmon]

even ppl who dont have it just have plain good ol fun

[autumn compass]

bitches

[deft salmon]

get stitches

[autumn compass]

im back

[jade root]

hows dusk Geno

[autumn compass]

uuhhm

[harsh moon]

ok ok thanks

[autumn compass]

fuking amazing

[deft salmon]

thats good to hear

[jade root]

Oh man

[deft salmon]

oh lord

[jade root]

I got something out of my eye

and it felt goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[deft salmon]

tears?

[jade root]

no an eyelash

[deft salmon]

fucking eyelashes man

hurts like a bitch

[autumn compass]

your mom is a bitch

[crimson folio]

AYY

what's going on?

[deft salmon]

some guy got fucking shot in the face lol

[harsh moon]

xd

[jade root]

what

[crimson folio]

what?

[jade root]

ohplease tell me it was you

[autumn compass]

wait

[crimson folio]

DAMN IT

[deft salmon]

pfft jk its just me

[autumn compass]

let me guess

[crimson folio]

it wasn't geno sadly

[deft salmon]

chris from prank invasion

[autumn compass]

it was your ego owen?

[deft salmon]

let me do a kissing prank on your daughter

[jade root]

then run into a room

[crimson folio]

wew man chill

and funny scream

[harsh moon]

will you do also a special video where you ask for blowjobs?

[jade root]

nah thats your job

[deft salmon]

yea boiiiiii

no fuck off i want big money big cash uhm big car funny

[jade root]

uhm

@prisma halo

what the fuck are you playing

[crimson folio]

dafuq is that

[deft salmon]

getting his coding cock off

[crimson folio]

honsetly guys

I hate first-person shooters

[deft salmon]

get out

[harsh moon]

NOW

[deft salmon]

u are hereby banned from #dusk-duskworld-dungeonsofdusk

[crimson folio]

damn

ok

[jade root]

I prefer 4th person shooters

there was some lurkerhere yesterday who didnt remember Blood

[hazy saffron]

bluud

[deft salmon]

Blood bad game

[jade root]

"Anyne remember that game with the pitchfork"

[hazy saffron]

Randy pitchfork?

[deft salmon]

anyone remember that game with the blood

[jade root]

He was lucky it was me who answered him, pretty sure anyone else wouldve gotten triggered

[deft salmon]

they shouldnt

is just a vido game

"honestly guys" -Bomtvare 2016-2016 was fucking killed by everyone

[jade root]

if

[deft salmon]

Only if

[strong tartan]

I COME WITH EARLY (fkn lazy cunt) WITH PRESENTS HE HE HE MERRY FUCKING CRUSTMAS http://www.mediafire.com/file/awy1zkas6idcucs/DISCORD_BUILD'S(2).pk3

[jade root]

hows that internet that wasnt down

[deft salmon]

its 10 days till christmas

fucking alzheimers

[strong tartan]

ITS CRUSTMAS EVERY DAY

FAGIT

[deft salmon]

old man calm down

[crimson folio]

calm down viking man

[strong tartan]

im still recovering from yesterday

[crimson folio]

damn

[deft salmon]

what happen yesterday

[jade root]

yeah

yesterday was bad for everyone

[crimson folio]

I found whole stash of pomegranates yesterday @strong tartan

[strong tartan]

the chat went balls

[crimson folio]

ikr

[strong tartan]

i ate a whole pom with bomt

[deft salmon]

im innocent babbo :3

[crimson folio]

I ate 4

[jade root]

they stuck it into each others asshole and ate them

[crimson folio]

EW

XD

[deft salmon]

omnomnom XDD

[strong tartan]

and i ate like 45 salt pills

[crimson folio]

dafuq

[jade root]

nomnomnom

[deft salmon]

why did you do that

[strong tartan]

its candy niggu

salt pastiller

[crimson folio]

salt is not candy

it's freaking salt

[deft salmon]

it was tuesday

[crimson folio]

still

[deft salmon]

you dont eat fucking sweets on a tuesday

[foggy plaza]

anyone knows if there is a discord for DOOM ?

[crimson folio]

why not

[strong tartan]

I FUCKING EAT CANDY WHEN I SO PLEASE

[deft salmon]

because im very healthy

[crimson folio]

I think there is @foggy plaza

[deft salmon]

even tho i have some dark chocolate besides me rn

[crimson folio]

why does it matter?

I mean, the week days

[deft salmon]

i am healthy boy

[crimson folio]

k

[jade root]

oh yeah speaking of doom @deft salmon Doom is on sale for $30 on PS4 store

[strong tartan]

dark chocolate = mouth aids

[deft salmon]

takes bite of choco

WOW

THATS GREAT

[crimson folio]

lmao

depends on the chocolate

[deft salmon]

BUT I CANT BUY IT BECAUSE CHRISTMAS GIFTSSSSSSSSSS

[foggy plaza]

doom on console.... HA!

[crimson folio]

some are worse than aids

[jade root]

hah

[strong tartan]

DOOM ON CONSOLE IS A MISTAK

E

[harsh moon]

yeah

[crimson folio]

^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[deft salmon]

@foggy plaza mate if you knew how delicious doom on console feels

[jade root]

you were a mistake but your parents didnt stop you

[strong tartan]

QUAKE AND DOOM WERE BIRTHED ON PC

[crimson folio]

wew

^

[deft salmon]

and evolved and spread

[foggy plaza]

mate if you knew how aiming on pc feels

[strong tartan]

up arrow

[jade root]

m8 I know how aiming feels on pc

[crimson folio]

HOW THE FUCK AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PLAY DOOM ON CONSOLES!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?

[jade root]

but playing it at 20 frames is ass

[strong tartan]

up arrow

[deft salmon]

because it feels great

[hazy saffron]

Consoles were a mistake

[crimson folio]

^

[foggy plaza]

^

[deft salmon]

consoles were a good thing

[harsh moon]

ì

[crimson folio]

@deft salmon I'm cuming for you

[strong tartan]

XD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THE PS4 AINT GOT NON OF DAT 60 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[deft salmon]

ok mate

i have my own opinions

[foggy plaza]

and they are wrong

[strong tartan]

60 fps*

[deft salmon]

the ps4 has plenty of 60fps titles

[crimson folio]

fuck you and your opinons, noone cares

[foggy plaza]

hA!

[strong tartan]

does it have 120

[crimson folio]

wow

[deft salmon]

doom runs at 60

[crimson folio]

jk

that was too much I must admit

for a joke

[strong tartan]

CAN YOU RUN DOOM ON 120 FPS ON CONSOLE?

OR EVEN 250

[deft salmon]

bread you dont need 120 unless you are one singular eye

[jade root]

Bomt you shouldnt even be allowed to speak

[strong tartan]

owen

[foggy plaza]

lol

[strong tartan]

i live in 1000 fps

[crimson folio]

you too
@jade root

[deft salmon]

plus im a proper v-sync boy

[crimson folio]

there are 144 hz monitors you casual

[jade root]

naw m8

[deft salmon]

who has his motion blur turned on

[strong tartan]

v sync

AHHHH

[jade root]

Im allowed to speak CAUSE I LIKE FPS

[crimson shuttle]

excuse me v-sync

[hazy saffron]

lel motion blur

[crimson folio]

dafuq

[harsh moon]

vsync locks my fps to 30

[deft salmon]

motion blur is great

[crimson folio]

@jade root you think I DON'T LIKE THEM?

FUCK YOU

CASUL

I LOVE THEM

[strong tartan]

MB is awesome

[deft salmon]

what have we done jabbie

[jade root]

CANT EVEN SPELL CASUAL

[crimson shuttle]

what the hell is v-sync even supposed to do, it just makes games even slower on my computer

[strong tartan]

im leaving

[jade root]

removes screen tearing

[strong tartan]

GO PLAY MY FUCKING MOD YOU NITWITS

[crimson folio]

k

[deft salmon]

i dont want to lol

[strong tartan]

owen

[crimson shuttle]

lol no

[strong tartan]

you have too

[hazy saffron]

Woah RUde

[jade root]

bread I didnt hear requim for fish

[crimson folio]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WAD

[jade root]

therefor im out

[strong tartan]

its cause its randomize

d

[deft salmon]

how do i even install mods on doom

[strong tartan]

THERE ARE MANY SONGS

(3)

[crimson shuttle]

i'm not taking anybody's wad, thanks

[crimson folio]

.......@deft salmon

[strong tartan]

OWEN

[jade root]

you drag a wad and drop it onto GZDoom.exe

[strong tartan]

I WILL HURT YOU

[deft salmon]

am crying

[jade root]

hey guys

[crimson folio]

bread

get my shotgun

[crimson shuttle]

what are we talking about again

[deft salmon]

pls

[jade root]

who wants to be really triggered?

[crimson folio]

you

[strong tartan]

GET MY MOF

[crimson shuttle]

i love triggers

[strong tartan]

D

[harsh moon]

I want

[foggy plaza]

feminists?

[crimson folio]

BREAD I SAID GET MY SHOTGUN

[strong tartan]

IM OK I GOT PLENTY OF EM

AND AXES

[jade root]

I'm gonna play doom on Im too young to die on console with 75 FOV

[strong tartan]

AGH

[harsh moon]

OGMGGGNFDGONDGNSINPDOSNA

[strong tartan]

KYSS

[crimson shuttle]

eh

[crimson folio]

[strong tartan]

FAGIT

[deft salmon]

jabbie idk what u were talking about

[crimson folio]

DAFUQQ

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN

[deft salmon]

my fov goes up to 110

[harsh moon]

I just got triggeres

[crimson shuttle]

i mean it's your life how can i intervene

also fuck you jabronii

[harsh moon]

triggered*

[crimson folio]

BREAD GET MY SHOTGUN YOU CUCK

[strong tartan]

jabronii smash your fucking console

takes shotgun

FINE

[jade root]

no it does-oh

[crimson folio]

DAFUQ MAN

IT'S RIGHT THERE

[jade root]

i had to press x on it

[strong tartan]

DIES

[jade root]

now its at 110

[strong tartan]

im don

im done

[jade root]

okay guys

[crimson folio]

bread

[strong tartan]

im fucking done

[crimson folio]

get

my

super

shotgun

[strong tartan]

gives bacon gun

[jade root]

if this keeps going i have a lot of anime girls that I will spam here

[strong tartan]

GO NUTS

[crimson folio]

FUCk FINE

[crimson shuttle]

i'm wondering if bomt is talking about a shotgun or is making a dick joke now

like an actual shotgun

or

[crimson folio]

@strong tartan THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT DUMBO

[strong tartan]

OMH

[crimson shuttle]

m e a t

[crimson folio]

@deft salmon @jade root GET OVER HERE PEASANTS

[strong tartan]

ok its time for painkiller

ON PC

me rite now

[crimson shuttle]

it's time for painkiller

[strong tartan]

PAINKILLER BABY

[hazy saffron]

black edition?

[strong tartan]

GONNA FINISH DAT SHIT

[crimson folio]

painkiller?

[strong tartan]

YEH

[crimson shuttle]

i have a disease which results in constant pain

[hazy saffron]

or the remake?

[crimson folio]

you mean max payne?

[strong tartan]

BLACK EDTION

[hazy saffron]

ayy

yeh that one is gud

[strong tartan]

never played max payne

[crimson shuttle]

never played painkiller

[crimson folio]

bruh

[strong tartan]

K BAI

[crimson shuttle]

i've played a dude addicted to painkiller though

[crimson folio]

max payne is goooood

[deft salmon]

painkiller is fun

[foggy plaza]

both of you getttafack outtahere

[crimson shuttle]

dude

[deft salmon]

until it gets boring

[crimson shuttle]

fuckin' max payne's slowmo is rad

[crimson folio]

OK I'M DONE

[jade root]

Painkiller is too arena for ne

[crimson folio]

gonna continue hl2

[hazy saffron]

isnt Doom too arena aswell?

[crimson folio]

I'll see you up ahead

[jade root]

yeah

[hazy saffron]

doom 2016

[jade root]

yep

but the glory kills keep it interesting

[crimson shuttle]

quake 3 arena might be up your alley then, jabronii

kappa

[jade root]

kek

[crimson shuttle]

fuck

[foggy plaza]

quake 3 best 3

[crimson shuttle]

the kappa doesn't work here

[jade root]

sadly

[crimson shuttle]

my dad still plays that shit

he fucking hates anarki

only fights him

[harsh moon]

I do q3 lans at school

[jade root]

okay guys

[foggy plaza]

do you happen to look like anarky hello ?

[jade root]

I'm getting my detterents downloaded

[crimson shuttle]

no i don't have a hoverboard sadly

nor do i have a visor welded onto my face

[jade root]

wow

casual

[foggy plaza]

^

[crimson shuttle]

VR's expensive, don't give me that shit

[harsh moon]

just buy a google cardboard

[deft salmon]

VR is bad

[harsh moon]

i do vr with pc games with that

[deft salmon]

fun for 2 hours

and then it becomes your next wii u

[crimson shuttle]

when i first saw the oculus rift i was like "woah, tech"

then one day i saw the concept for a fucking mask you strap onto your face

so you can smell things in the games and it was like "this is a bad path"

[harsh moon]

but have you tried them?

they arefucking amazing

[foggy plaza]

first time i saw the oculus i thought "i wont put that brick in my face"

[crimson shuttle]

^

it's like that fucking treadmill thing

[foggy plaza]

like the first mobile phone

[crimson shuttle]

that you can run irl and that makes you run in-game

like, it's cool, but god, no

[foggy plaza]

wait 10 years till it gets small as fuck and confortable to wear without wires

[jade root]

ALRIGHT FUCKFACES IF THIS DISCORD STARTS GOING TO HELL, I WILL NUKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN PLACE

[crimson shuttle]

talking about all of this made me look to my left

at my superhot poster

[hazy saffron]

but how are you going to play Lazer Type?

[deft salmon]

superhot

[crimson shuttle]

i forgot about the amount of wires in VR

soopr hurt

[jade root]

@crimson folio hows that mousepad aiming

[crimson folio]

not bad

[hazy saffron]

more accurate then controllers

[crimson folio]

ikr

[hazy saffron]

than*

[deft salmon]

we have autoaim lol

[crimson shuttle]

i don't want life anymore

i just want to sleep

therefore, bye

[deft salmon]

go to sleep then

woo

[crimson shuttle]

maybe bye

i mean shit

i think i'm still gonna have to get up at 6AM tomorrow anyways

but it's just 1 in the afternoon here

life's a cunt, either you sleep and get screwed over or don't sleep and get screwed over

[deft salmon]

yup

too true

[strong tartan]

HOT COCO FUCK YEEH

[deft salmon]

i love coco

[strong tartan]

hot coco is the shit

[prisma halo]

@jade root exactly what the title says

Monster Girl Quest Paradox

in fact I literally just beat it

mere seconds ago

[strong tartan]

fkn '

loser

[prisma halo]

ikr

[strong tartan]

same

i honestly never played FPS until doom

i tried other games

but everything was shit to me

THEN I DISCOVERD THE GLORY OF RETRO FPS

OH SWEET JESUS IS IT GOOD

k bai gonna continue with painkiller

[autumn compass]

gud gud

[jade root]

But why tho

Actually I'm not allowed to ask that since I have Nep Nep games in my steam library

[deft salmon]

nekopara is actually disgusting

not in the weeb anime way

in the way that you fuck underage cat girls

[prisma halo]

nekopara is terrible

why must it exist

[autumn compass]

well

[prisma halo]

@jade root I also have nep

[deft salmon]

id even say that fucking sakura is better

[autumn compass]

some of the cat girls arent

[prisma halo]

I didn't buy it though, a friend bought it for me

[deft salmon]

even tho ive barely touched it

yeah same

[prisma halo]

doesn't excuse me playing 5 hours of it though

[deft salmon]

yes but you barely touch them

[autumn compass]

i know

guess

japanese games with guys in it

[prisma halo]

wait fucking what, it took me 14 hours to beat MGQ Paradox?

doesn't feel like that long

[autumn compass]

gotta be a pedo

[prisma halo]

funny you say that

https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhSAMAMBdGIBWKIJuQ5CgUSmBGj9e3u7e_dTTL7WqXaSNFWA7RuK-6SHcY8m6MJcrx3YMnfiGKBLTfucqAyZv7IyE84LGeiJEMC4Y9M7SQo7QhDDBU8_Kb9WtFvX_AARyIss.T44Yguf8IrZlUpPxluz-36khVKI
https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cABaHgX1NgQJmlVKoMaPzd59Z77qGZfa1CHS5wawnzPz2PUUHqkWXZnrVVI_p858QxJJ-bhLkwkmWhfQY1jRuug9IlhaLEYiJGcoxGAiPO3T-G26t6p-fwQmIsk.pSBohDMtab8SiUxb1T5iALaqc6k

this is a very serious game

[deft salmon]

I love this

its so cute

this time you have to pay a small amount of dosh

but that dosh will work as a donation towards charity

which makes this even sweeter

[jade root]

I can't find the last secret on level one

Uuuuuugh

[prisma halo]

which ones have you found?

[deft salmon]

what are you playing

[prisma halo]

Dusk, I assume

[jade root]

Doom2016

[prisma halo]

oh

[deft salmon]

bro is easy

[jade root]

Dude I know where everything is on DUSK

[deft salmon]

you a fucking noob or something

[jade root]

yes

[deft salmon]

oh you playing it on psquadriple?

[jade root]

Yep

[autumn compass]

cant find it either

oh wait

[strong tartan]

painkiller is all fun and games until its shits itself in fps for no reason and crashes

i had a total of 750 fps

then it was like....nahhh

fuck it

20 fps for u

wut

[jade root]

U hav bad PC

[strong tartan]

yeh

it seems tu bi

[prisma halo]

@strong tartan you need a patch

the Steam version uses a really outdated version of the game

like, practically non-patched

[strong tartan]

wut

[prisma halo]

hold on

[strong tartan]

gimmie patch

[prisma halo]

http://community.pcgamingwiki.com/files/file/624-painkiller-mega-patch/

[strong tartan]

is this like official shit?

[prisma halo]

both official and unofficial patches combined

[strong tartan]

oh ok cool

[prisma halo]

there's also this http://pkzone.org/unofficial-patch-v1-65/

totally optional though, just fixes some misc bugs

[strong tartan]

fuk dat

[prisma halo]

but a LOT of misc bugs

[strong tartan]

hmmmm

[prisma halo]

mainly for the expansion pack, Battle out of Hell

has some fixes for the main game too

[strong tartan]

btw i just found out that there are like 1 million painkiller games

[prisma halo]

yeah and they all suck ass

only the original game, Battle out of Hell and Overdose were by the original developers

the original and Battle out of Hell are the only ones really worth playing

maybe Overdose too

the others were made by shitty external developers because the publisher that owns Painkiller wanted to milk the series

but gave it to developers that had no idea how to make a Painkiller game

so we got like 50,000 fucking terrible Painkiller clones wrongfully using the name

[strong tartan]

lol rippppp

[prisma halo]

even Painkiller HD is a fucking joke

it only has like half of the game, they had terrible voice actors, changed the plot despite it supposedly being nothing more than a "HD remaster", and just overall made a great game feel mediocre

[strong tartan]

wow

thats

fucked

[prisma halo]

about half of the content they didn't have at the start is available as DLC :^)

the rest simply doesn't exist

[strong tartan]

lol

ok how do i install this?

just click the bat?

[prisma halo]

just dump the files in the game folder, overwrite if asked

the bat file is only if you want to change your fov

[strong tartan]

lol

[prisma halo]

and HUD aspect ratio

[strong tartan]

soooo its just here ?

drop here?