05-01-2026 #4 Lakers at #5 Rockets Playoffs Game Thread (R1 G6)

[topaz lake]

idc

[dusty musk]

?????

[topaz lake]

join on ur alt if u have one lol

[fresh shell]

I SWEAR I WAS GONNA SAY SENFLOP HAS A GLOB OF MAYONAISE UP HIS FACE AND ASS WHEN FLOPPING AND THE FUCKING MAYONAISE IS GETTING TO THE REFS AND THEY LOVE IT

[rain sundial]

ROCKETS ARE NOT MAKING HISTORY LOL

No game 7

[fresh shell]

ROCKETS AINT GOT NOTHING ON LEBRON

[topaz lake]

Fraudkets

[fresh shell]

THEY AINT COMING BACK FROM A 3-0 LEAD

[daring gull]

chillax, game's not over

[fresh shell]

FRAUDKETS

[dire pendant]

Whole lot of basketball left

[rain sundial]

Hell yeah they not

[humble trout]

yea we gotta hold a lead

[humble trout]

plenty of times we have collapsed, need to avoid it and finish strong

[topaz lake]

Just gotta hold the lead in the 2nd half and we gucci

[zinc robin]

yo wtv is happening at half time

is so much more interesting

than the rockets

[still zinc]

we can't get complacent again, we saw what happened to orlando earlier

[dapper bough]

18 point lead good shit squad

[topaz lake]

Magic definitely losing this series against the pistons

[fresh shell]

do u fucking like the rockets girls dancing ✌️

[topaz lake]

idk wtf the magic were on

[fervent iris]

What a WEIRD way to end the half but we freaking take it lol

[fresh shell]

😭

[dapper bough]

Would be funniest thing ever if magic won

[daring gull]

that dude's head carrying all that weight

[pallid terrace]

why is the halftime show just pole dancing wtf

[fresh shell]

we thought the pistons were gonna be the frauds of the 1st seed

[amber lodge]

That’s Houston for you

[past hedge]

1st half means nothing if we don't come out with the same fire and intensity

[topaz lake]

3-1 lead to force a game 7 😭

[fervent iris]

Can we please please stay pretending like this is a tie game and just play smart.. PLEASE dude lol

[wraith kelp]

So proud of the keep it up 😤

[humble trout]

Theres still hope in the rockets server

[hot cosmos]

Taylor rooks is fine shit omggg everyday

[fervent iris]

They’re obv gonna have hope considering the chokes we saw today

[zinc robin]

so why is there a spy network tryna infiltrate the rockets discord

[topaz lake]

Lmao

[humble trout]

We need to deadass bring this level of optimism to our server yall, no more dooming every time we down

[topaz lake]

they banned u bruh

[amber atlas]

aight chill on the blitz to the rockets server pls

[humble trout]

this hero is still positive down 18

[still zinc]

what happened to orlando earlier scares me

[amber atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-tate-andrew-tate-andrew-hug-gif-26567641

[fresh shell]

i think we should raid the rockets server like scientology

[atomic sand]

2 more quarters

[humble trout]

i believe we can pull through, just need to play smart and no turnovers

[ionic minnow]

????????

????????

?!?!?!?!??!?!

[zinc robin]

what?

[humble trout]

Ayo what

[inner pumice]

we should

[zinc robin]

take ts down NOW

[ionic minnow]

what da helliante

[humble trout]

jjep wilding 😭

[still zinc]

i hope so, but we've seen how complacent this team gets and their passing

[atomic sand]

https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-stop-wait-chill-gif-23353785

Why u gotta remind us

[zinc robin]

shi dauntless duo

dont gotta tell me twice

[inner pumice]

let’s raid the rockets server if we pull this off

[topaz lake]

lets not go too extreme....

[fresh shell]

like the knicks fan crashing out darren watkins jr or drew debasbone

[zinc robin]

GENERAL SHERMAN

[amber atlas]

@gritty dawn bron been aggressive the first half reaves will close the game out right..

[zinc robin]

HOLY

[fresh shell]

1 minute till 3rd

[topaz lake]

AR can def step up

[silent citrus]

They aint believe in us...

[topaz lake]

!faith

[viral delta]

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

[fresh shell]

are you are you coming to the court there was once as a man they said he murdered 12. strange things happen here the rockets got blown up by him

[atomic sand]

Bron please give me another 2nd half masterclass Goat!

[fresh shell]

rockets server rn

[ionic minnow]

nah

they got the fire now

[inner pumice]

bron turn to game 6 miami bron

[topaz lake]

okc it is

[ionic minnow]

we need to kill houston like new york killed atlanta

[humble trout]

What the absolute fuck is this

[grave wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-relax-relax-now-nba-gif-7856657368537151398

[ionic minnow]

not LIKE THAT

like

losing by 51

that sort of thing

smh

[zinc robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-stop-wait-chill-gif-23353785

[inner pumice]

need bron turn to game 6 miami bron

[fresh shell]

how did the fuck mods know i was from the lakers server

[ionic minnow]

not LIKE THAT

[topaz lake]

stalkers

[ionic minnow]

making them lose by 51

[grave wraith]

Because they’re expecting lakers fans to trash on them

Did you troll on the server

[fresh shell]

pedophile discord mods ✌️

[fresh shell]

yes

[ionic minnow]

can we all collectively agree

FUCK BOSTON

[fresh shell]

yes

[topaz lake]

yes

[atomic sand]

LeBron

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-give-me-one-more-day-chilltownhoops-1-more-day-one-more-day-gif-1139253898020084735

[inner pumice]

did the game start?

[grave wraith]

Don’t go troll in others servers btw or youre getting banned on here

[fresh shell]

when will lukaka comeback

[grave wraith]

No it’s over we lost 140-89

[humble trout]

WAIT WTF i got banned too

i didnt even talk

[ionic minnow]

no

[raw vector]

bro i just joined the rockets server

[inner pumice]

who you got boston or 76ers?
i got 76ers

[grave wraith]

Sixers in seven

[raw vector]

didnt interact or anythng

[topaz lake]

they scouting newcomers

lol

[humble trout]

yea but i was just there for the vc

[topaz lake]

checking every mutual server

[hollow saffron]

philly 🔛 🔝

[inner pumice]

lakers trying to hide when he will comeback so okc think he’s not coming back

[ionic minnow]

[topaz lake]

sixers

all the way

[ionic minnow]

go 6ers

[inner pumice]

sixers all the way

[topaz lake]

MAxey, embiid, and PG

[inner pumice]

healthy embiid is good

[humble trout]

also i feel like u cant ban a person who doesnt trash on ur team in the server, like im just a traveler

thats wild

[ionic minnow]

veee jay

[topaz lake]

they're prob just salty and toxic af

lol

mad as hell when their team is down

[fresh shell]

they said reed sengun and amen played hero ball ✌️

[grave wraith]

THEY BANNED ME

WTF

[fresh shell]

and they said refs vs rockets?

???

[topaz lake]

lmao

[grave wraith]

I WASNT EVEN TROLLING

[fresh shell]

guys lets raid at the same time

they wont stop up

us

like scientology when jesus came too

[inner pumice]

later

[hollow saffron]

send link

[fresh shell]

and sonic

[topaz lake]

later

bro

[grave wraith]

I SAID IM FROM AUSTIN (which is true) AND THEY BANNED ME THEY FUCKING HATE OTHER TEXANS

[topaz lake]

2nd half started!!!!

[humble trout]

Oh wtf im IP banned

[inner pumice]

let’s goooo

[grave wraith]

LEBRON JAMES

BANGGG

[still zinc]

bronnnnnn

[fresh shell]

tuff rui

[ionic minnow]

[grave wraith]

Amen stop

Whatever man

Let’s just keep this offense rolling

[topaz lake]

NOOO AR

[ionic minnow]

nt

[grave wraith]

FUCK

[topaz lake]

RIMMED OUT

[inner pumice]

where yall watching?

[grave wraith]

That three should’ve been in

[still zinc]

reaves next time

[grave wraith]

GOOD REBOUND

[topaz lake]

prime

[grave wraith]

Feed ayton

That’s how we keep this lead

[humble trout]

well originally the rockets server until i got IP banned

[topaz lake]

Damn it

[grave wraith]

Ugh LeBron

[still zinc]

aight domt start jacking 3s

[lilac perch]

were u talking in the server or just watching?

[inner pumice]

stop jacking threes

[grave wraith]

Rockets so ass man

No threes

[upbeat pulsar]

yeah he not taking one after a miss for a while

[topaz lake]

!3

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[grave wraith]

BANGGG

[lilac perch]

RUI

[grave wraith]

!3

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[topaz lake]

BANG BANG

[gritty dawn]

BANNGGGG

[smoky bane]

!3

[lilac perch]

RUI CARRY US

[grave wraith]

RUI IS A DEMON

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[gritty dawn]

RUIIII

[ionic minnow]

RUIIIIIIIIII

FOR 33333333

[gritty dawn]

HASHIMURRAAAAA

[inner pumice]

damn yall advance

[topaz lake]

RUIIIIII

[humble trout]

just watching, i dont remember saying anything toxic or mean

[still zinc]

!3

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[zinc robin]

BANG

!3

[grave wraith]

ONLY LET RUI SHOOT THREES FROM NOW ON, WE DONT NEED THREES JUST DEFENSE AND EASY ALLEH OOPS

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[daring gull]

rui is a god

[still zinc]

senapi bangggffg

[inner pumice]

im only at 11:00

[topaz lake]

aight whatever

[grave wraith]

EASON WHATECER MAN

[humble trout]

i wasnt doing a JJEP type thing, i just wanted to be there for the vc

[still zinc]

fuck

[gritty dawn]

Extend lead

[grave wraith]

THAT IS A NET NEUTRAL

[lilac perch]

huh thats weird

[topaz lake]

good take

AR

[still zinc]

reavessss

[gritty dawn]

OMGGGG

[raw vector]

BANG

[gritty dawn]

REAVES

[grave wraith]

REABESSS

[lilac perch]

AR is good going to the rim bro

[gritty dawn]

EXTEND THE LEAD

[stray gazelle]

rui's shooting form be having me salivating

[ionic minnow]

AR15

[topaz lake]

KEEP DRIVING

[fresh shell]

we all lakers guy getting ban cuz their cortisol is high rn

[grave wraith]

REAVES JUST GET TO THE RIM NO THREES

[inner pumice]

bruh my site is late

[topaz lake]

wow

[fresh shell]

because its a fucking 20 pt lead

[grave wraith]

WEAK ASS FOUL

[gritty dawn]

I’ll take it

[zinc robin]

REAVES

[grave wraith]

WEAK FOUL

[still zinc]

fuck lmao

[gritty dawn]

Don’t let these fuckers comeback

[ionic minnow]

WEAK FOUL

[inner pumice]

i’m only at 10minute mark

[fresh shell]

bro sengun is fucking yelling

AYYY

like bro

[lilac perch]

sengoon is such an awkward goofy fool

[humble trout]

yea its whatever, i just think its stupid to not let normal NBA fans join other servers

[fresh shell]

u got a fucking glob of mayonaise in ur ass and its hitting the refs

[topaz lake]

he always does it to get foul calls

[amber atlas]

bro bari was talking so crazy

[raw vector]

soft call wth

[still zinc]

1/2

[amber atlas]

just let me wait till we win this game

[humble trout]

Oh my lakers

[fresh shell]

the refs react and they blow the whistle

[grave wraith]

We’re in a relatively comfortable position but it can never be too comfortable
Just get easy drives, pick and rolls to ayton, an occasional Rui there’s and keep the defense in

[raw vector]

cant even play defence on this guy bro

[ionic minnow]

[fervent iris]

Bron overhelped that was so annoying

[inner pumice]

heyy how’s the lead?

[humble trout]

good

[fervent iris]

Gave Tari an open 3

[gritty dawn]

Fuck

[humble trout]

we up 19

[grave wraith]

That was bullshit

wtf

[ionic minnow]

I want us to step on the gas

[inner pumice]

that’s good

[topaz lake]

up by 19

[inner pumice]

my site is late

[grave wraith]

SENGOONER IS ASS

[gritty dawn]

omggg ayton

[ionic minnow]

LET'S GOOOO LAKERS

[gritty dawn]

SENGUN LOW IQ

[grave wraith]

THAT WOILDVE BEEN A FOUL LAST TWO GAMES

[stray gazelle]

alperen bin laden 💔

[topaz lake]

AND 1

[grave wraith]

AND ONEEEE

[ionic minnow]

NICEEEEE

[grave wraith]

ATTONNN

[ionic minnow]

AND 1

[gritty dawn]

DUNK THATTTT

[ionic minnow]

AND

ONE

[gritty dawn]

WTFFFFF

[inner pumice]

don’t let them get that 19 lead down

[gritty dawn]

DUNKKK ITTT

[topaz lake]

KEEP THIS LEAD GROWING

[inner pumice]

make it 50 point lead

[gritty dawn]

ON HIS HEAD

[grave wraith]

Nahhh he gotta save his energy

[gritty dawn]

RUB UR NUTS

ON HIS FACE

[humble trout]

check ur dms

[ionic minnow]

AWWWW

it's ok

[grave wraith]

Bro getting ayton nuts in your face gotta be embarrassing

[ionic minnow]

marcus???

[grave wraith]

WEAK

[fresh shell]

the next jjep

[grave wraith]

WEAK

[raw vector]

ayton clamps 🔒

[grave wraith]

WEAKKKK

[dire pendant]

21 is not enough!!! MOREE

[fresh shell]

can i have too its delayed

[ionic minnow]

need us to go 30+ ahead

[humble trout]

sure but dont troll

[restive zenith]

40

[dire pendant]

Yes

[grave wraith]

LMAO THIS CROWD IS AS SILENT AS THE FUCKING BUBBLE

[fresh shell]

ok

[grave wraith]

God they’re so ass

[dire pendant]

Sheppard is assss

[gritty dawn]

OMGGG

[restive zenith]

knowing my lakers, we need 40 ahead fr

[topaz lake]

foul call

[gritty dawn]

no more magnet ball rockets?

[ionic minnow]

make it 50

[fresh shell]

wait i didnt see that marcus smart had a mouthguard

[grave wraith]

Prime LeBron would’ve made that but good foul Bron bron

[ember marten]

Should a lobbed ta

[grave wraith]

He’s so tuff man

1/1

[restive zenith]

now make your fucking free throws bron

[inner pumice]

ohh nc i’m not late anymore

[grave wraith]

We shouldn’t do anything crazy anymore

Just embrace the boring

2/2

[raven mica]

Cmon boys

[ionic minnow]

[grave wraith]

We’re up 23, no arrogant bullshit no more were embracing the mundane and keeping the lead

[inner pumice]

ohh that lead is big

[grave wraith]

EASN LAMOO

[frigid rock]

jabari wants LeBron bad, look at him grabbing lenrons jersey

[inner pumice]

need to keep extending the lead

[grave wraith]

WHAT THE FUCKKK

[ember marten]

IMAGINE

[inner pumice]

don’t let it up

[ionic minnow]

no way dude

[topaz lake]

OML

[humble trout]

ngl lead so big ive been browsing wingstop site tryna get some food

[grave wraith]

LEBRON LAUGHING HAHAHAHA

[dire pendant]

Great defense by smith

[humble trout]

might be the most carefree lakers game in a while

[inner pumice]

damnnn

[ionic minnow]

WOW

[grave wraith]

PRIME LEBRON WOULVE MADE RHAT

[topaz lake]

WOULDVE BEEN A POSTERED

[zinc robin]

bro

[austere charm]

lebron dapped his other son

[flint nebula]

THAT SHIT IS A FOUL

[raw reef]

Chat!!!!! How we feeling?!?!

[flint nebula]

HE HIT HIS FACE

[daring gull]

lebron died

[raven mica]

OMFG

IF HE MADE FHAT

[flint nebula]

HE HIT IS FACE

[raw reef]

LAKERS

[grave wraith]

ITS WHATEVER

[inner pumice]

that’s foul

[dawn oracle]

THATS A FOUL TF HIT HIM IN THE FACE

[grave wraith]

OK BRON

[ionic minnow]

AHHH

[flint nebula]

KILL THAT BOY

[grave wraith]

bron wtf

[topaz lake]

bad pass

[flint nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-meme-speed-gif-14148634974563037076

[restive zenith]

big time FOUL bitch

[daring gull]

elder abuse

[topaz lake]

LMAO REED

[raw vector]

nah thats fake artifical sora

[grave wraith]

Reed what the FUCK was that

[stray gazelle]

we need to knicks-hawks these goofballs

[inner pumice]

keep the lead

[flint nebula]

My precious message was not real

[grave wraith]

HAHAHAHA

[ionic minnow]

LOL

[frigid rock]

BIG TIME FOUL WDYM BLOCK

[grave wraith]

RIMMED OUT

[inner pumice]

keep the lead

[gritty dawn]

LMAOAOAOAO

[austere charm]

rockets are COOKE

[dire pendant]

GREAT DEFENSE

[gritty dawn]

WE BETTER WIN

[ember marten]

Tf was that shot

[grave wraith]

OK BRON LOCK IN

[gritty dawn]

ROCKETS BRICKING SO HARD

[daring gull]

reed loves shooting the ball eh

[austere charm]

ROCKETS ARE COOKED

[grave wraith]

WHO SAID HELL NO

[topaz lake]

wtf is going on

[inner pumice]

keep the lead

[gritty dawn]

hahahaha

[topaz lake]

what am i watching

[raven mica]

AYYYY

[inner pumice]

extend it

[raven mica]

AUYYYYY

AYYYYY

STFU

[gritty dawn]

Rockets be having AI moments

[ember marten]

Bro sengun can’t make layups?

[raw vector]

CLAMPS

[dusty musk]

My goat 😖

[raven mica]

YOU STUOID BUM

[grave wraith]

HOLY SHIT SENGUN’S TITTIES ARE MAKING HIM HARD TO STAND UP

[raven mica]

AUYYYYY

[inner pumice]

soft ass foul

[raven mica]

AYYYYYYY

AYYYYY

[soft raptor]

jabari so happy

[fresh shell]

wtf is this voice chat bro 😭

[raven mica]

FUCKING BUM

[topaz lake]

😂

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[amber atlas]

el wiroooooooo

[topaz lake]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[grave wraith]

LeBron was laughing at that Jabari block

[raven mica]

we need to stop fucking around

[manic coyote]

Lebron I could kiss you

[shrewd temple]

wheres lespermmm

[inner pumice]

nahh it’s privilege to block majestic bron

[raven mica]

Continue to kill

[shrewd temple]

play lespermmm

[fervent iris]

Dude what the MAGNET ball is this??? Every random roll just goes right to these guys

[raven mica]

Bury them

[fresh shell]

bro

[raven mica]

12 ft under

[fresh shell]

i swear bro

[ember marten]

Sengun is actually ass how is he 3/10 off straight layups

[dire pendant]

JABARI SMITH AND SENGUN TALKED ALL THAT TRASH AND THEY AINT DOING SHIT

[fresh shell]

sengun got more fucking flops than lebron all time

[inner pumice]

meet the freakin lead

[fervent iris]

Oh I dig that mindset

[raw vector]

all this guy doews is chuck some shi and groan

[inner pumice]

i need 50 point lead

[still zinc]

so fucking close to the end

[grave wraith]

Yall chill lol we’re pretty locked in today, even if we start blowing it lebrons gonna lock in

[raven mica]

Dominayton

[fervent iris]

12ft WITH additional stomps. @raven mica

[manic coyote]

Lebron I got the over on 32

Please

[dire pendant]

23 point lead isn’t enough!!! MORE

[raven mica]

I’d rather it not be a close game

Just continue burying them

[fervent iris]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-stomping-loonalslayz-never-lost-its-value-gif-25450074

[raven mica]

They’ve literally given up

[fresh shell]

bro the rockets have one guy in double digits

[raven mica]

Kill

[ocean estuary]

Houston just shooting straight bricks barely 20%+ from the field

[grave wraith]

Sengun instead of passing tries to shoot a layup but his fat tits prevent him from doing so

[raven mica]

Bury

[soft raptor]

wait they trash talked?

[amber atlas]

https://x.com/BronGotGame/status/2050414281749938431?s=20

²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎...

Weak ass block

X · May 2, 2026, 3:17 AM

[fervent iris]

Yeah I don’t wanna hear that lol

DONT. MAKE. THIS. CLOSE.

[grand willow]

LAKERS IN 🖐️🖕

[pulsar zealot]

lebron wants to make sure his stats look better than AR he will pass the ball to anyone else besides him its sooooo obvious

[grave wraith]

That’s an IF

[raw flume]

Please win this fucking game

[grave wraith]

AND IF

[still zinc]

let ayton farm points, give hin the double double

[grave wraith]

AN IF

[rain sundial]

Lakers in 6

[raw flume]

don’t get complacent bro please

[raven mica]

Chase down block on a 41 yr old

[inner pumice]

yooo

[raven mica]

Congrats Jabari

[ocean estuary]

Tari of ppl

[fervent iris]

This is what Marcus and JJ have been saying all week.

KILL. THEM.

[raven mica]

You still ain’t shit

[fervent iris]

This is the moment.

[pulsar zealot]

its soooo obvious

[inner pumice]

clear foul tho

[dawn oracle]

we need to buy time for luka lakers in 7

[raw flume]

We need to fucking kill them

[grave wraith]

Just give pick and rolls to Ayton this is easy eats if we just do that

[grand willow]

Lebron wasn’t even trying highkey

[grave wraith]

In which series

[inner pumice]

keep the freakin lead i need 50 point lead

[grave wraith]

Okc?

Or rockets

[ocean estuary]

Biggest achievement of his playoffs career

[fervent iris]

Dude Baris rim protecting on Bron has been pissing me off lol. Actually learned how to time it

[dawn oracle]

okc bruh

[raven mica]

Was it a foul tho? Icl it looked clean as hell

[inner pumice]

yeah he’s laughing

[raven mica]

That was a nice block fs

[hot cosmos]

Lebron is 41. And leading almost every category in nba history. I don’t think he cares about stats at this point

[fresh shell]

bro the fucking rockets are doing fucking face edits like ur fucking done

[grave wraith]

He hit his face

[grand willow]

WE WINNING TS LAKERS IN 🖐️🖕

[inner pumice]

literally

[fresh shell]

lebron is already hammering ur rockets ass

[raven mica]

40 yr old bron would’ve yammed that crap

[raw flume]

he’s literally baiting u don’t fall for it next time lmao that’s why he double replied to his own msg

[fresh shell]

bro why is their face fucking cursed

[grave wraith]

LeBron laughed it off so it’s whatever

[inner pumice]

if lebron had good angle jabari was finished

[grave wraith]

But still we gotta lock in again

[grand willow]

Fr bro

[raven mica]

It looked like he got ball. And it’s LeBron. He doesn’t get calls

[hot cosmos]

Lol didnt see that

[raw flume]

gotta keep going keep pushing lakers

[grave wraith]

We had our fun it’s time to kill again

[hot cosmos]

Press the gas

[grave wraith]

Sengun so fat man

[still zinc]

reaves has 3 blocks wtf

[inner pumice]

gotta keep the lead make it 50

[grave wraith]

Fatty fat

[grand willow]

Lebron prolly playing w the rockets yk for funsies 😂

[hot cosmos]

Dont need no orlando meltdown in Houston tonight

[grave wraith]

But he doesn’t play defense

[grand willow]

He clowning em highkey 😂

[raw vector]

im pretty sure the series starts at the saem time anyway, and this way lakers can rest instead of playing game 7

[grave wraith]

I assure you NOTHING will be more embarrassing than that

[fresh shell]

bro someone said in voice dont talk about dominayton is this factss

[grave wraith]

LMAOOO

[inner pumice]

need to keep the lead

[grave wraith]

YOU FUCKING FATASS

[inner pumice]

i need 50

[grave wraith]

FATTY CANT MAKE A FREE RHROW

[dire pendant]

Hahaha SENBITCH

[inner pumice]

he miss

[dawn oracle]

it can be pushed back a day or 2 last time i checked if it goes to game 7

[inner pumice]

😂 😂

[hot cosmos]

Man if we blow this lead and lose tonight idk wtf ima do. It wont be good

[grave wraith]

1/2

[grave wraith]

Just think positive rn

We can do this

Let’s go guys

BANGGG

[ionic minnow]

RUIII FOR 3

[hot cosmos]

Ruiiiii

[grave wraith]

!3

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[dire pendant]

RUIIII

[inner pumice]

make the lead 50

[dire pendant]

!3

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[grave wraith]

RUI IS A FUCKING DMEONNN

[smoky bane]

RUIIIII

[gritty dawn]

BAANTGGG MEEE

[hot cosmos]

Lol im just sayin. Aint no way

[raven mica]

RUI3

[daring gull]

my playoff demon

[grave wraith]

KEEP RUI IDC HES A DEMON IN THE PLAYOFFS

[raven mica]

RUI3

[raw vector]

bro i just realized they got 37 points in the third quarter

[inner pumice]

make the lead 50

[teal quail]

louis

[inner pumice]

i need the lead to be 50 or 500

[fresh shell]

BRO SOMEONE IS STUTTERING IN CHAT @humble trout

[carmine storm]

Rui will show up randomly and green every 3 he shoots and then 2 games later he'll have 5 points

[hot cosmos]

U lowkey got a point

[topaz lake]

RUIIIIIIIIIII

[rocky sphinx]

LMAOOOOO

[topaz lake]

RUIIIIIII

[fresh shell]

HOHOHOHOHOHO

[grave wraith]

BRON’S AURA SO TUFF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED TO GUARD THAT SHIT LMOOO

[daring gull]

thats what im saying, ppl here want to trade him for a defensive brick

[topaz lake]

KEEP THIS LEAD GROWING

[teal quail]

louis for 3

[topaz lake]

MORE MORE AND MORE

[ionic minnow]

KEEP THIS LEAD GROWING I WANT IT TO GET TO 30

THEN 40

THEN 50

[inner pumice]

playoffs ruiiiiiiiii

[restive zenith]

who??

[grave wraith]

LECHASEDOWN

[dawn oracle]

L refs

[inner pumice]

i want. 50 or 100

[daring gull]

louis for 3

[inner pumice]

block

[manic coyote]

10 more points lebron Please

[grave wraith]

LET AN OLD MAN HAVE HIS SIGNITURE LECHASEDOWN REF

[crimson vector]

PAY RUI 20MIL 😂

[inner pumice]

make it 50 point lead

[grave wraith]

FUCK OFF

[zenith mist]

BEAUTIFUL GAMEEE

[ember marten]

Lebron for 30 for 200

[hot cosmos]

Nah

[lilac perch]

63-39 is this fr

[restive zenith]

alr yall imma head to bed

i trust lakers to close this out

[grave wraith]

Never trust them

[restive zenith]

gn

[carmine storm]

https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/2050409774915932254 has anyone sent this yet

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

REPORT: Luka Doncic hasn’t begun running and is not close to returning, per @LAIreland

(h/t @LakersDailyCom, @Fullcourtpass)

X · May 2, 2026, 2:59 AM

[ember marten]

Fries

[manic coyote]

Scott Foster i will kill you

[grave wraith]

I mean shams was probably right about him not playing in round 2

[restive zenith]

had to hit me with this before i left huh

[deft stratus]

Rui Steph curry hachimura

[carmine storm]

unfortunately yep

[grave wraith]

Better than flurry

[topaz lake]

AR

[grave wraith]

REA ESSS

HOLY SHIT

HE CAN HANDLE PHYSICAL PLAYERS

[ionic minnow]

AR1555555

[grave wraith]

Yessh

[ember marten]

Foul?

[ionic minnow]

we gotta stop fouling them

[dawn oracle]

thats a foul

ayton lock in

[raven mica]

Just gotta switch that

[fresh shell]

ANGEL GABRIEL ANNUNCIATED THE HOLY MARY ENUNCIATED LAKERS IN 6

[lilac perch]

We want OKC time?

[inner pumice]

refs selling

[grave wraith]

That was a good foul though better to gamble on FTs than let amen get free buckets

[raw vector]

reaves 🧈

smooth

[gritty dawn]

Will rockets crack 70? 💀💀

[manic coyote]

On my life shai is a bum

[grave wraith]

That was a free amen layup if it wasn’t for ayton’s foul

[raven mica]

Rui and ayton bad communication

[dawn oracle]

OKC, UFC, KFC, Lakers in 7

[grave wraith]

Ok whatever

Just kill them

Reaves I know your 51 point game is still in there

[ember marten]

I need them too i put 20 down on combined score of 179.5

[lilac perch]

Luka back in game 5

[grave wraith]

Ugh

LeBron

Woulda made that

I blame Gabe Vincent

[ember marten]

Or more ofc

[grave wraith]

Cmon

[still zinc]

i want a 40 point lead by the 4th

[grave wraith]

Ref that’s a foul

wtf

[daring gull]

still a long ass game, im scared

[grave wraith]

According to your logic

[manic coyote]

Lakers only win by scoring more bruh

[grave wraith]

Bro

[ember marten]

Chill out

[still zinc]

stop

[grave wraith]

Stop giving Reaves threes

HOLY BRICK

[inner pumice]

brooo

[dawn oracle]

if the lakers lose im donating my kidney

[topaz lake]

CLANK

[grave wraith]

FLOP

[inner pumice]

the leadddd

[grave wraith]

FUCING FLOOPPER

THARS A FUCKING FLOP

[still zinc]

fawkkkkkk

[manic coyote]

Jabari Smith you are dead

[raven mica]

Ok we’re playing scared

[gritty dawn]

Bro

[lilac perch]

i'm donating both

[raven mica]

wtf is this offense

[grave wraith]

ROCKETS HAVENT MADE AN ACTUAL BUCKET BEO

[raven mica]

Move that shit

[grave wraith]

THEYRE FLOPPING

[daring gull]

[gritty dawn]

Do not let any momentum JJ

[raven mica]

Stop doing this fuck ass pnr

It’s not helping

[grave wraith]

0/1

[ionic minnow]

[lilac perch]

BALL DONT LIE

[raven mica]

Move the rock

Damn it

[grave wraith]

SIXERS IN SEVEN BTW

[still zinc]

shouldnt be playing reaves and kennard at the same time tbh

[frigid rock]

MAN I HOPE

[upbeat pulsar]

Kennard what do you do

[grave wraith]

20 point lead

[frigid rock]

so much respect for them rn

[grave wraith]

Let’s get it done

[raw vector]

agreed

[fervent iris]

Can we clean this up we’re playing so bad this stretch

[topaz lake]

20 pt lead

[manic coyote]

Why are you stating the obvious😂

[frigid rock]

yeah

[grave wraith]

AND THE FOUL

[gritty dawn]

AYTIN

[carmine storm]

who JJ Redick genuinely thinks Luke Kennard is

[gritty dawn]

HOW

[zenith mist]

oh god rocket's are slowly catching

[gritty dawn]

DO U NOT

DUNK THAT

[grave wraith]

20 point lead btw 😂

[gritty dawn]

our starting center

[fervent iris]

Amen SMACKED that wrist.

[dire pendant]

Shoutout Deandre Ayton last 3 games

[stray gazelle]

streets is ready for that embiid 50 ball tomorrow 🔥

[manic coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1494444079071625408/1495228775439401080/Pistonware.gif

[soft raptor]

hayes would posterize that sht

[grave wraith]

Yall gotta chill man yes we’re kind of starting to lose that lead but we’re still fucking up 20 and yall acting like we’re down 20

[still zinc]

shouldve been 32 by now tbh

[gritty dawn]

If rockets get within 10 before 4th im gonna get nervous

[lilac perch]

has rockets reverted back to the mean

[grave wraith]

Lots of us were expecting to lose today

[ionic minnow]

[grave wraith]

And we’re technically underdogs today

[inner pumice]

make the lead grow

[grave wraith]

So chill out a bit

[fresh shell]

why cant jaxson be pf and ayton be center

[grave wraith]

WEAK

[lilac perch]

that's why i haven't back in this server since the last game lol

[grave wraith]

WEAKKK

[ionic minnow]

weak foul

[dire pendant]

Amen Thomson has a crazy whistle man

[still zinc]

what the fuck scott

[raw flume]

more fucking free throws

[dire pendant]

And we gotta deal with shai 😭😭

[manic coyote]

The Extender is getting hold of the game

[inner pumice]

lakers vs refs

[manic coyote]

This is not good

[amber atlas]

ITS A FT EVERY TIME

[daring gull]

[raw flume]

everytime they go to line bruh

[dire pendant]

Close this out lakers

[grave wraith]

Jax is a very limited player on offense and is a classic 7 footer center, so he wouldn’t be a good PF

[zenith mist]

AYTON THE FTSSS MAANEEE

[grave wraith]

Luka looking fine asf today

[lilac perch]

2nd round is our limit unless a miracle happens

[grave wraith]

Damn

[amber atlas]

because both of them cant shoot and both of them guard centers primarily

[daring gull]

the only solace is amen mid at FTs

[fresh shell]

bring in jalen johnson hes an pf for some picks and ar

[grave wraith]

I can’t believe this guy was fat last year

[dire pendant]

Nah man anything can happen I believe

[frigid rock]

Luka won't be back for OKC right?

[grave wraith]

Nah hawks are pretty locked on Johnson atp

[zenith mist]

Amen's whistle

[fresh shell]

then why cant jaxson guard jabari

[zenith mist]

holy shit

[still zinc]

hayes in tahnk fuck

[grave wraith]

Might not

[inner pumice]

MP joins the lakers

[soft raptor]

damn no luka on okc

[dire pendant]

Luka 💔💔💔

[grave wraith]

Let’s just feed Hayes

[amber atlas]

hayes cant shoot

[dawn oracle]

2018 bron is sweeping OKC

[inner pumice]

bruhh the lead

[amber atlas]

alos why would you play them together

[grave wraith]

Holy shit man

[lilac perch]

why am i paying to watch a quarter of free throws

[dire pendant]

He’s not ruled out

[grave wraith]

This is the longest third quarter ever

[zenith mist]

amen's whistle is insane

[grave wraith]

0/1

[dire pendant]

Refs so annoying man this the fucking playoffs

[grave wraith]

Cmon smart what happened

[calm swallow]

more free throws

[daring gull]

the clock is not running out with these free throws 💀

[still zinc]

make a ft

[upbeat pulsar]

LMAO MIGHT AS WELL CALL THIS AN EXTENDED TIME OUT

[fervent iris]

if we’re gonna draw fouls without killing the clock at all

PLEASE. MAKE. THE. FTS.

[upbeat pulsar]

PLAYERS JUST RESTING OUT THERE

[fresh shell]

BRO JABARI IM ABOUT TO FUCKING HIT U WITH A 300 KMH F1 CAR IN UR ASS IF U TOUCH MARCUS AGAIN U DUMB ASS GLOB OF MAYONAISE

[grave wraith]

Silva’s fault for hiring James Williams Tony brothers and Scott foster

[fervent iris]

we are GIFTING the rockets possessions if we can’t make FTs

[dusty musk]

ggs no luka

[inner pumice]

bruh the extender right there

[dawn oracle]

20 pt lead

[atomic sand]

Rockets surving on fts

[ionic minnow]

[manic coyote]

Amen and Ausur Thompson uniting in cancun

[fresh shell]

67-47

[ionic minnow]

rejected by smart

[dawn oracle]

BLOCKED BY SMART

[grave wraith]

SMART

[daring gull]

everyone is lebron at FTs rn

[ionic minnow]

REJECTED

[grave wraith]

HOLY SHIT

[smoky bane]

SMART

[manic coyote]

67

[grave wraith]

SMART IS DPOY

[zenith mist]

HOLY FUCK

SMART

[soft raptor]

yeah hopefully he'll be back before the series ends

[zenith mist]

THE FTS

[ionic minnow]

COME ON

[dawn oracle]

AR15

[ionic minnow]

NICEEEE

[ember marten]

Type shit

[smoky bane]

REAVESS

[grave wraith]

REAVESS

[carmine storm]

lets get it reaves

[calm swallow]

REAVES

[dire pendant]

I LOVE AUSTINXREAVES

[manic coyote]

Scott Foster got a dildo up his ass

[grave wraith]

REAVES IS DEADASS HAS THE BEST DRIVING LAYUPS IN THE LEAGUE

[inner pumice]

he’s the extender

[ember marten]

Weak

[grave wraith]

BRO LOOK AT THEM TRYNA BAIT A FOUL

[daring gull]

wasting the clock and making the layup, love to see it

[grave wraith]

SHAMELESS

FUCKING SHAMLESS

[ember marten]

Holy

[grave wraith]

REAVES HOLY SHIT

[dawn oracle]

REAVES AGAIN

[grave wraith]

HES BACK

[dire pendant]

AUSTINNNN

[smoky bane]

AR15

[grave wraith]

PRIME AUSTIN REAVES

[calm swallow]

AGAIN

[dire pendant]

HES BACKLKK

[grave wraith]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[lilac perch]

Please rockets, Cancun is so nice right now, the beaches, the ocean, you'll love it! I PROMISE

[soft raptor]

fckn reeeeeves

[inner pumice]

that’s was a foullll

[zenith mist]

ARRRRR

[ember marten]

A

AI

[calm swallow]

FUCK

[frigid rock]

just play Bronny over Jake

[grave wraith]

WHATEVERRRR

[still zinc]

hiw tf

[ember marten]

AI

[grave wraith]

WHATEVERRRR

[ember marten]

AI

[dire pendant]

Amen Thompson threes hurt lol

[raven mica]

Amen lucky ass 3

[inner pumice]

keep the lead growing broooo

[fresh shell]

bro why is amen hitting 3s

[dire pendant]

Let’s go lakers

19 is not enough

[hallow nebula]

OMG AR

[raw flume]

gotta keep pushing bro

[still zinc]

how is he making 3s

[raven mica]

Get the fuck outta here

[inner pumice]

i want 50

[austere charm]

TRADE REAVES

[dire pendant]

I love Marcus smart

[gritty dawn]

I hate how rockets are still in this

[austere charm]

RIGHT

[lilac perch]

damn that was a nice block on eason smart

[austere charm]

TRADE REAVESS

[raw flume]

rockets are still hungry they want this

[raven mica]

Bro sold his soul to make 3s

[hot cosmos]

How tf smart block that omfg

[fervent iris]

That was AMAZING defense in those last couple of possessions

And they get a lucky freaking 5pts from Bari x Amen

[raw flume]

stop baiting bru u been doin it all game

[fervent iris]

So dumb

[fresh shell]

cuz he dpoy in boston

[dire pendant]

Yeah I’m not trolling either 19 really isn’t shit in the nba

[grave wraith]

REAVES HANDLE
JULIUS RANDLE
NCAA GAMBLING SCANDAL
LAKERS IN 6

[austere charm]

huh

[inner pumice]

i don’t want 19pt lead i need 50

[manic coyote]

Lebron 35.5 all I need

[fervent iris]

Heart > Height

[austere charm]

u got the wrong guy

[raven mica]

We’re playing lethargic in the 3rd. Thankfully the rockets are too

[inner pumice]

yeahh

[austere charm]

they said trade reaves

[upbeat pulsar]

LMAO HE IS NOT DOING THAT

[hot cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/just-keep-having-fun-bro-gif-27702780

[austere charm]

19 is a lot of points for the rockets

[raw flume]

confused w someone else mb bro

[fresh shell]

the chargers select ty simpson 💀

[still zinc]

just keep the lead to atleast 20 entering the 4th

[stray gazelle]

amen thompson making threes 💔 imma have to cheer myself up with some arby's

[grave wraith]

@pulsar zealot you hearing this shit

[atomic sand]

^

[austere charm]

yeah this guy says trade reaves

[hot cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gazer-gazer-solluminati-dissappointed-solluminati-meme-wtf-gif-458323424757407069

[atomic sand]

We cannot let them get on any run

[dire pendant]

Nah it’s not when they get all these calls and anyone can catch fire in this league

[atomic sand]

Especially not at home

[inner pumice]

i need 50 point lead

[dire pendant]

We gotta close this out strong

[austere charm]

true

[atomic sand]

They have no answer for reaves tho

[gritty dawn]

I hate how rockets are still in this even with our lead

[fresh shell]

imagine taking ur kids out to eat then they see mcdonalds and u pass it and go to arbys on the next kilometer

[gritty dawn]

Cannot let them get within 10 first 6 minutes of the 4th

[dawn oracle]

its like they are fighting to save their season

[dire pendant]

They play hella hard and the season on the line

[austere charm]

never had arbys

[atomic sand]

Yea lmao

[fresh shell]

where r u from

[stray gazelle]

😢

[amber silo]

As long as we don't miss 19 straight like Orlando, we should be good.

[ivory stone]

just checked in the score lebron goin crazy

[manic coyote]

Lakers will win next 8 years straight

[austere charm]

america

[grave wraith]

Doesn’t matter if its
Houston rockets
Electrical sockets
Pickpockets

Lakers in 6

[inner pumice]

need the laker play hard and make the lead 50

[fresh shell]

its super common in america arbys

[gritty dawn]

We matching energy atleast but we gotta end them in the 4th

[austere charm]

yes

[amber lodge]

Need this win tired of seeing that team

[austere charm]

but ive never had it

[fervent iris]

That Amen 3 was so annoying dude

[soft raptor]

good thing is they're not making a run with kennard and reeves on the court

[gritty dawn]

Put Bronny in so Ime crashes out

[fervent iris]

He looked like a completely different player.

[dire pendant]

Yeah reaves is heating up

[grave wraith]

Austin is a good defender believe it or not

[hot cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-james-los-angeles-lakers-la-lakers-gif-27391385

[inner pumice]

he wasn’t hitting threes before, but he’s hitting now

[dire pendant]

Reaves missed all these shots last game

!yay

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259481382556532776/1360522913094303764/trim.5C1488F9-4524-4C5D-B296-62CFEBBC59F3.gif?ex=67fb6d33&is=67fa1bb3&hm=6afb80948e6b4697c611c63b653f04413094fc36490007109cf66267d4ece7e6&

[gritty dawn]

Our demon

[grave wraith]

He just needed a game to reload

[zenith mist]

!yay

[viral delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259481382556532776/1360522913094303764/trim.5C1488F9-4524-4C5D-B296-62CFEBBC59F3.gif?ex=67fb6d33&is=67fa1bb3&hm=6afb80948e6b4697c611c63b653f04413094fc36490007109cf66267d4ece7e6&

[inner pumice]

need the 50 point leadddd

[grave wraith]

He’s back now

[fresh shell]

stick a fork in a socket , houston we a problem with our rocket, i got a bag with electric sockets, lakers in 6

[lilac perch]

woulda preferred a sweep but i'll take it

[topaz lake]

REAVVESSS

[grave wraith]

JAKE GET THE BOARD BRO

[lilac perch]

what happeend to u luke

[grave wraith]

FUCK

[still zinc]

jake bro

[grave wraith]

GET THE R EIJND

THARS A BLOCK

FUCK

[gritty dawn]

Lmaooo I love it

[ember marten]

What are they calling

[grave wraith]

OFF

[still zinc]

fuc

[dire pendant]

How many calls they gonna get man

[still zinc]

lmao

[gritty dawn]

Not letting Sengun get anything easy

[soft raptor]

whaat

[grave wraith]

REFS ARE DEADASS HITLER AND THEYRE NOT CALLING IT

[inner pumice]

mannn the refs are with rockets

[fervent iris]

Dude get the board over okogie

[ember marten]

Worst double double ever

[fresh shell]

bro sengun chill u got a fucking glob of mayonaise up ur ass and its pleasing the refs

[manic coyote]

Yo sengun fuck you and your family

[carmine storm]

Should we kill Sengun?

[fervent iris]

At least the fouls on Laravia and not Hayes

[stray gazelle]

sengun be playing like he going thru menopause

[dire pendant]

Lakers got 18 free throws actually they only got 4 more

[ember marten]

I’m out of mayo rn idk what to use for my fries

[austere charm]

most randon thing ive heard

[inner pumice]

need the lead to be 50

[grave wraith]

AINT NO WAY

[dawn oracle]

brick

[fresh shell]

i hope ur mom stick a fork in a socket in the houston rockets game if they lose

💀

[dire pendant]

I wanted that reaves 3 so bad

[grave wraith]

WHAT HAPPENED TO REAVES’ THREE BALL

[inner pumice]

damn the leadddd

it’s getting down

[dire pendant]

See here they come

[grave wraith]

BRO

[ionic minnow]

COME ON LAKERS

[gritty dawn]

BRO SCORE HERE

[dawn oracle]

oh they coming back

[ionic minnow]

COME ON

[grave wraith]

LOCK IN

[dire pendant]

CLSOE IT OUT

[gritty dawn]

NO RUNS FOR ROCKETS

I STG

[ionic minnow]

NO WAY

[gritty dawn]

IM DONE

[inner pumice]

bruhh

nba is scripted

[dawn oracle]

REF

[rocky sphinx]

oh boy

[ionic minnow]

OFFENSIVE FOUL

[ember marten]

YES

[dawn oracle]

REF FOUKL

[topaz lake]

8-2 run....

[smoky bane]

YESSSSS

[lilac perch]

THANK U SMART

[gritty dawn]

LETS GOOO

[manic coyote]

I am a 38 year old Jobless bum my only goal in life is to hate on Alpren Sengun and I live alone

[grave wraith]

OFFENSIVE FOUL

[ionic minnow]

ROCKETS

[dire pendant]

Let’sgooooo

[grave wraith]

BANG

[lethal bobcat]

is lebron dropping 30 y/n

[gritty dawn]

MARCUS

[grave wraith]

LETS GO

[dire pendant]

I LOVE MARCUS SMART

[topaz lake]

THANK U

[fresh shell]

ur a disgrace to ur family u wasted ur tall potential to flop and a glob of mayonaise in ur ass

[topaz lake]

holy

[inner pumice]

let’s goo

[soft raptor]

SMAAART

[rocky sphinx]

smart saved us

[inner pumice]

love you marcusssss

[dire pendant]

THATS A CHARGE!!!

[raw vector]

we need bron to take over the 4th now fs, locked in

[grave wraith]

Smart is the best charger

[lethal bobcat]

marcus smart is so fucking smart

[dire pendant]

He will. He had plenty of rest

[gritty dawn]

rockets finna challenge aren’t they

[lilac perch]

they'll lose this challenge

[grave wraith]

AINT NO WAY THEY CHALLENGE

[fervent iris]

Dude that’s a charge.

DONT. DO IT TO US.

[ionic minnow]

theyll lose this