#gambling-meme economy

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topaz mica
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I’ve moved away from bollinger bands

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Stoch rsi is ok

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I really just like ping noises

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Yeah but it’s like so obvious it’s worthless I guess

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For judging if smth is oversold

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Idk bro I think it’s way more useful (for the high volume small caps I’m trading) to just only take a trade when it’s extreme and bucking the general trend (ergo market manip)

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Yeah and they’re often wrong about consolidation and shit too

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To me it’s more intuitive to just think of the chart as a big train

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Maybe a big car idk

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You got various forces pulling it around but it’ll stabilize naturally

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Just looking at it go to the right helps me see this

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I don’t think it’s something I can ever put into words and explain as well as watching a tick chart for 3 hours would

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Crypto especially is all momentum

cosmic spoke
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kinda same, I just thought of it as gravity & space. derivatives can also distort the space making it more dense or sparse where the same amount of force just makes the point move more or less

topaz mica
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My fellow short kings

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WE ARE FUCKING PRINTING

topaz mica
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alright closed the position

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I was too euphoric and didn't have a thesis anymore

topaz mica
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Was this pretty much what we’ve discussed already

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Even at 2x speed this guy is still a bit slow

topaz mica
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Watching tariff market response

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If Trump fails again we will try to buy cheapies

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If Trump wins market is nuked for couple months methinks

topaz mica
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picked up 5 spot eth on this red candle

topaz mica
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Closed spot position

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Caught knife

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+$200 after dca

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Hard to say what tmrw brings

cosmic spoke
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just a circulating picture, not mine

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really weird people doing really weird shit

cosmic spoke
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Nobel Prize-winning economist Eugene Fama argues that Bitcoin is fundamentally flawed and predicts it has a near-certain chance of becoming worthless within a decade. In a conversation with Luigi Zingales and Bethany McLean, Fama explains why Bitcoin’s extreme volatility, lack of intrinsic value, and violation of basic monetary principles make i...

cosmic spoke
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shame. I didn't listen to it yet, was thinking of starting when I prepare going to bed

topaz mica
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Just thinking about how Trump and affiliates strangely created a ton of tariff smokescreen, bought their biggest buys in history around bottom, then started selling for a 20% gain or so on the day

topaz mica
topaz mica
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Equally dumb point

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I think this interviewer / journalist probably misquoted him and did him dirty because this shit is dumb as hell

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Read about half

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Yeah I retract my previous comments that were rude to him

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At least unless I read other work of his

mild kelp
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It's click bait on click bait

topaz mica
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Why would economists need to completely rethink money and markets if bitcoin didn’t bust?

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Yes, obviously, I’m saying I don’t think it’s actually that inconsistent and he’s failing to understand what it is because he’s against the tech

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Someone who hates almost all technology isn’t plagued by the mindvirus that: crypto is a bad meme, but stocks are totally real and capitalist valuation is good and logical

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I don’t think intrinsic value makes any sense really except as a technically incorrect shorthand in discussion about mechanical price imbalances

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If it’s: “bitcoin is not great as a currency” i think “no shit”

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Also on practical trading - thinking about putting 10k into silver because it looks undervalued

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This to me is still memetic value but I guess with materials specifically it makes more sense in some way

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lol I guess I have a metaphysical disagreement with economists

topaz mica
topaz mica
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There is only memetic value

topaz mica
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I want to make an extreme trade so soon

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I want to make 5 bands in 5 mins

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I will do this

topaz mica
topaz mica
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I’m kinda done with shitcoining at this point

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I’ve been out of the game a while and eth is dead

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Sol is only option really

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Yeah I lost some from portfolio ath but still sitting around 40-45k from 1.5k initial

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I’m mostly stabled up. I have about 30k or so in USDC

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I still like to trade majors

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Like ethereum and solana

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Just not memes on the chain

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Onchain has kinda died off

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I just checked. I have:

3-3.5k in random shitty meme coins
11-12 in majors
29-30 in stables

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Luck has no part in it!

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Pure science

topaz mica
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Market overreaction to bearish cpi

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I would kill to be at my laptop at home rn

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I’d open a small short on one account right now with low leverage liq point on btc 96.2 price target 93 entry 94.9

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95-96 is fair pricing for btc atm morons puking

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Market makers might scam wick though

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Hm

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98.2 might be a lot safer

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Well fuck it yolo

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It’s a paper trade of course but I’m taking it about as seriously as a real position

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Back at entry right now but yo estoy is just doubly down on the fake position here

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Market open pa should be more bearish given cpi

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This wick upwards is a scam to clear out some risky shorts

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No shot it lasts above 95.2

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The collat in this imaginary account is 2k

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Holy fuck was I wrong

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The last opportunity for my thesis to be validated is 95.5 wick then nuke back down after clearing out shorts

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Welp, there’s 95.6, gg

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I’d probably close this position on the bounce down to 95.4 so -500 plus trading fees

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Actually with the liq points I set I think I’d only be down 300 or so

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2k account starting would be 1700 and I’d be feeling extreme pain

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This shit feels overbought though

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Man I always lose when I chart stare after opening a position

topaz mica
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Thinking about how utility isn’t real

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Thinking also about how you could patronize a gang of ruffians to destroy abandoned-but-not-uninhabitable properties to reduce the price of the homes

topaz mica
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Libra guy admitted today that he is on team for Melania coin and portnoy coin so probably Trump too

mild kelp
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i would take that info to the grave if it were me

topaz mica
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Dude he is fucked

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lol he sold out the whole game

mild kelp
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but ig in crypto world there's some peverse admiration for a successful scammer

topaz mica
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After that he said “tons of people are trying to kill me”

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Instant smoke screen if Trump had him killed or whatever

mild kelp
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yeah obviously lmaoo

topaz mica
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I mean everyone would say “he had 100m in his possession”

topaz mica
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Saying he’s gonna do buy backs or something and shit

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He probably won’t hes just saying it so coffee will sympathize

mild kelp
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i was looking for our bespoke tpm advice animal for this situation and ironically half of them were about crypto

topaz mica
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I can’t wait to quit

topaz mica
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so tired of this choppy btc bullshit

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looking to open a long on sol if it mystery dips down to 165-170

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I feel we're too early in the run still but I'm also looking to exit all positions between march and start of june

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I'll be travelling for a week or two at the end of june as well and won't want to trade

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btc ranging 92-98k is really annoying as well because it feels like there's no real direction

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I can't tell the momentum of the market even on intra day moves

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95-97k has been the fair price of bitcoin for like 2 weeks now though

cobalt quartz
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I think it'll dip to 50k again, stay there for a bit, then back to ~100, and pump to 130-150k in 2 years

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but I'm just repeating what has happened already and will not invest based on this guess

topaz mica
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But first a pump

topaz mica
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That rabby shit is probably 27500 after slippage and fees and other things

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So we’re looking at ~40k here after a week of compulsive spending

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41600

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Plus I have 4 NFTs going for about .7 eth a pop right now = 2.8 there if I sold slowly

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7560 there

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So yeah about 40-50k still

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Depends how you do the math

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Sometimes I just wanna sell it all and make one crazy trade and walk away if I lose it all

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Then I remember this is my fine perfume and dom perignon fund

cobalt quartz
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When I still visited /biz/ I bought like 3 dollars of ||pregnantbutt||

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Insane times

topaz mica
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My thesis was previously that it had outsized mindshare / awareness given the low marketcap

topaz mica
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Some of the biz guys I know were running it

cobalt quartz
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Lmfao that's hilarious

topaz mica
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chud should be doing better

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like

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look at the impressions for the average tweet on twitter

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a large part of my thesis is that gremlin (who has no crypto knowledge) and musculus (who hates crypto) will post memes that were ultimately created by the chud twitter account's art team

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that twitter account publically has the ca and telegram for the chud coin I'm holding there in its bio

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I don't understand why this isn't worth 100m-500m honestly given all of these different factors

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I’m disgusted by the events that transpired over the past days surrounding $LIBRA. The people behind this project made substantial personal gains at the expense of many users, the ecosystem, and even an entire country.

I hope the people responsible get what they deserve.

I’m

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interesting stuff

topaz mica
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Insane to me how safe Trump was as a coin

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You could’ve bought in the first 24 hours and sold at a profit in the next 8-16

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Obviously more entries than that too if you actively traded… just fuckin crazy

topaz mica
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Looking to make a huge trade on btc today

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I loaded up 20% of my port into an account

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Waiting to actively trade a knife catch on btc bottom candle

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Think this reversal is a fake out and we see 92.9-92.8

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2:27 est means there still two hours left for serious PA

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Waiting on that crazy 2% pa candle to cascade longs then buy the bottom

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My ego needs this

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My coffers need this

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Solana triple bottom

topaz mica
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I mean opening a margin long at 93.8 — there’s simply not enough upside to warrant the risk

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Psychological need: 92.8 btc

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We are back in cringe chop city though

topaz mica
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if I had just made the fuckin trade

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at 93.4

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well I'd only be up like 600 bucks

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I'm never sure if anyone enjoys me live posting btc PA but I find it fun

topaz mica
cobalt quartz
cobalt quartz
topaz mica
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I don't have a position open rn

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I'm just watching the chart looking for entry

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feels like we've had so much pa today

topaz mica
cobalt quartz
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yeah, it's beautiful

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conner omalley was even in The Characters in 2016, with Tim Robinson

topaz mica
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no clue about that

cobalt quartz
topaz mica
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That show is overhyped as fuck

topaz mica
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dude literally lays out the game

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ridiculous stuff

glossy tundra
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"Dave Portnoy stole all my money boo hoo"
Well was there any indication that crime was afoot?
"N-no"
What was the name of the coin?
"Jailstool"

topaz mica
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Alright bros let’s get this bread

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I watched btc hit pico daily bottom yesterday and didn’t open the margin trade i had my finger on

topaz mica
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I hate midrange bullshit

topaz mica
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Thinking about “parasocial relationships” from audience at creator being lindy a la establishing slave class via worship thru lifeblood “money” … often in religious studies it’s said “religion in the modern west is just, like, different, man. Elsewhere and elsewhen it’s incorporated into every aspect of life” … “meme coins as ultimate / perfect consumerism, consumerism as religion, nothing has ever changed except the particulars” is the thesis essentially dressed up and shat out

topaz mica
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Just ordered

topaz mica
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I hate how pretentious most traders are… they take trading so seriously

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They’re all dumb as shit too

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Holy fuck they’re so dumb

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Maybe it’s just rationalists I’m railing against still

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Man I hate chudkowski

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I’ve met 1 or 2 smart people in crypto

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Actually probably 5

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And a couple of good artists

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But trad fi guys are substantially worse and more boring than them

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Crypto seems to breed more well-roundedness than trad fi due to the ways you make money in crypto

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Ie networking, making art, coding shit

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They assume the market is a divination tool for the entire scope of human knowledge and an interpreter of all current events

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I guess that’s why I dislike it so much. Rigidity of descriptive model & directly linked prescriptive model (at least unconsciously)

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But then again

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A certain authentic confidence in the system is required to excel at the system in most cases

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At least if you’re a market participant

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That Keynesian beauty contest — I was thinking about it a bit more

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I don’t fully agree with the sophistic model

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It struck me immediately but I haven’t had a reason to bring it up

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Authentic belief in the market, hedged bets or small bets, I think you can beat market makers

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I don’t know if we are talking about the same point

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But yeah I agree with what you’re syaing

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Was it you who shared the Keynesian beauty contest

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Yes

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Well idk what the psychic benefit would be

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Really simple idea. basic game theory. You have to predict what other people will want, some people go by what they want, sophisticated strategy entails figuring out proxies for what other people like generally and going off that

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I think the sophistic strategy misses wholistic chunks and can lose a lot as a result

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This was 2 or 3 days ago

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Anyways this illustrates a few points one can use to muse about trader psychology and projected returns

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One thing I’ve noticed is that true believers can often do much better than people trying to win

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Yeah I kinda lost the plot I’m gonna go back thru

topaz mica
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Here

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I was just saying they’re annoying people

topaz mica
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I want to short bitcoin to 0

glossy tundra
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If btc could not go to 0 i would appreciate it

topaz mica
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Reading the People’s quant himself today

topaz mica
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Gonna short bitcoin if we see 103-104 today

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Saylor might wanna close above 100

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Either way 103-104 is overbought even if trend reversal

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Last time it cracked 100 it nuked back down. It was also on a Friday, but the general trend was bearish then

topaz mica
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Framing this as a ridiculously successful arb trade

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Excellent conversion of money into raw power in multiple ways too

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Insofar as money is a proxy for power you’ve got to pay a price to “liquidate it” so there’s crazy conversion from that perspective

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Very good price

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I guess it’s all the same perspective

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It’s just that Trump got paid less than his power is worth

cobalt quartz
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I would've thought it would be more expensive to be US president

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like at least a few bil

cobalt quartz
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yerp

topaz mica
# cobalt quartz yerp

I had originally framed that message I edited as “I can’t believe he only had to give Trump 9 figs to become us president” but edited because my rationalist friend who loves musk would’ve said something pedantic and annoying

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Looking more and more like I’m not gonna get that dank short I wanted

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I thought Saylor would wanna close above 100k

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And then he’d clear some shorts and stop price defending from there

topaz mica
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just got a couple clean shorts from eth

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chronologically it goes bottom to top

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Just a couple 3 figs not huge

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Anyways it happened because of a hack

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I could’ve played these trades much better

cobalt quartz
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eth has disappointed

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it fell off hard

topaz mica
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closed long on hype

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anotha one

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just some cute lil trades today

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feels fun to speculate on price action!

topaz mica
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but also what's the utility? it's simply worse than the alternatives and only has value because of the L2s built on it like base and arbitrum and hyperliquid

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it's great for building and coding shit but the contemporary zeitgeist believes that utility doesn't exist in crypto because there's no real world use case for anything

cobalt quartz
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yeah

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pipedream (?)

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feels like it got too bloated, with not enough real, practical uses

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I don't think I've ever read someone, non-cryptobrained, say "you need to send money long distance? use eth!"

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whenever eth has had any relevance, fees go up the wazoo

topaz mica
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a transfer on base (coinbase's l2 off of eth) costs like 1 cent maximum

cobalt quartz
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yeah l2s are awesome

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I used to use litecoin as my transfer currency

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before L2s were commonplace

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litecoin my beloved...

topaz mica
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Two or three extremely obvious trades on this chart

topaz mica
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I can’t wait to be done trading

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Trading is so much fun but I hate the lifestyle

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@cobalt quartz how did you quit

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Was cycle over or did you lose most of it

cobalt quartz
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cycle was kinda over and i got a job that paid me more than I'd ever make from trading

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it was 2021-2022

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a bit after elon was on SNL

cobalt quartz
topaz mica
cobalt quartz
topaz mica
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I wanna go to Vietnam so bas

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Bad

cobalt quartz
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I know someone who recently took a 1 month holiday to thailand and vietnam

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gotta be nice

topaz mica
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About to do some sober self analysis and meditation then get drunk and trade

cobalt quartz
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I suggest you do the other way around

topaz mica
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No

cobalt quartz
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goddamn...

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wish that'd been me (robber)

topaz mica
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gonna get more hammered

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get fucked

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🫡

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time to trade.

cobalt quartz
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lock in baby the walls are blurring

topaz mica
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fuck it I'm making a band tonight or I'm losing 8

topaz mica
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Bull trap

glossy tundra
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That delta airlines play would have paid great

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We all should have got in

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Shits dropped by $7/share since we had that convo

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I bet it goes farther

topaz mica
glossy tundra
topaz mica
glossy tundra
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#general-2 message

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Best Buy and related stores are a similar play i think unless he flip flops on taiwan

topaz mica
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If there was a way to slowly load up a stock account with crypto and not have to declare where it came from I’d have already transitioned

glossy tundra
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Basically tumble to btc then btc to robinhood. If you go from whatever you have to something like LTC or ETH you can use a swapper to get xmr then convert the xmr to btc and theoretically the chain of custody is gone

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I cant go back in time on the options chain easily but i bet that was a $200 -> $1000 play if you bought one and held to exp

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You can do it on fidelity but its a pain in the ass and im not doing it

topaz mica
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Fidelity seems cool

glossy tundra
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Its good but most of the features are unnecessary for the average trader imo

topaz mica
topaz mica
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I made all of the money I've made off of extremely high risk gambles, insider trading, and learning to operate mechanical price imbalances. not paying taxes is a gamble in itself. this is what I do best

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anyways the real reason is that realistically 40k-60k is an amount that doesn't matter enough to get an accountant for

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if I made idk 300k or something I guess I'd get an accountant

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I figured out a weird tax evasion "scheme" the other day involving blacklisting wallets

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it's not properly evasion actually, it's more of tax liability control and temporal reclassification

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I was talking to a friend about taxes a while ago and he put me onto the starting kernel: eat paper losses

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like have your public / IRS announced wallets and your private / IRS hidden wallets as different networks of money essentially, eat paper losses between the two networks only essentially engaging thru purchases made to the same liquidity pools (could even blacklist all non-you wallets)

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I would never do this of course

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For the FBI/MI5/CIA agents monitoring this chat, i declare that i have no idea how i got here. Probably through forced invite. I do not condone with or encourage of any illegal activities carried out within this chat. Illegal actives are frowned upon and are not endorsed by anyone in this chat. In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by @dry pecan , I do not support any actions by the members of this group. I overpay my taxes.

topaz mica
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I'm thinking a short on eth is the move

glossy tundra
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You can get margin on rh

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Just say you know what you're doing

topaz mica
glossy tundra
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Meaning you cant play with the 50k

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If you drop to 4999 you wont be able to day trade

topaz mica
topaz mica
glossy tundra
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Its the law

topaz mica
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what a dumbass law

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trying to keep the poor poor

glossy tundra
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Idk how they came up with the amount but back in the day they banned poors "to protect them from themselves"

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Or if its not a literal law its like an sec policy that may as well be a law cus theres no way around it

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You can do it with margin somehow i think but i would never open myself to that kind of debt

topaz mica
glossy tundra
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If you play options you dont really need a lot of margin

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With a couple thousand bucks you can make serious money if you are successful

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With 50 bucks you can make a couple thousand over time

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If you dont lose

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Thats why i like volatility plays its short term high reward

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That delta play would have had a point where terror outweighs the actual price action and you could sell for a bonus basically

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You also could enter and exit multiple times or keep buying more contracts

topaz mica
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interesting

glossy tundra
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Overtrading will kill you anyway til you really have a plan

topaz mica
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yeah I know this it's the same principle with crypto

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god I can't believe I missed that eth short

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I would've made the money from a month or two of my real job in that one trade

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I was away from trading desk arguing about how french is a shitty language

glossy tundra
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It seems like you could sit and watch spy all day and just play up and down a few dollars but its so risky you make more just holding a contract overnight

topaz mica
glossy tundra
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Swasticoin by kanye

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Will it be the biggest one yet or fizzle out

topaz mica
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When he said “what’s hyperliquid” I knew it was a scam

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Somebody bought his acct or something and now has partial control and can tell him what to tweet

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Trump’s is the only one that has lasted for more than a day

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I think more than 3 days is impossible for a celeb coin now

topaz mica
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Looking for entry on a long on eth

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I think I’d enter 2640

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Hard to say what pa we see after that hack

topaz mica
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lost money on an initial position

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made it back and like very small 2 figure profit on second position

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lot of pvp on eth right now...

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alright

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opened another position on a mm nuke long clearout at 2659 and closed at 2664

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net profit for the day is pluss 200

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eth showing supreme weakness

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I think we see 2645 and I long there

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welp, 200 dollars closer to buying a gaming pc and other shit

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or in other words that's 2/3rds of a bottle of dom

cosmic spoke
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yes or 2/3 of a cameo greeting video, possibly personalized, from the costco guys

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hardware seems like the better deal

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thought of getting puts or shorting tesla a while back, but chickened out. would be paying off now

topaz mica
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short order open on eth 2673 lets see if she hits

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I failed to close my short properly... was too conservative... literally net +$5 on a trade... a snickers bar, an arizona green tea, and a loose cigarette from the cornerstore

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at least I didn't lose money on fees

glossy tundra
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Another delta deplaning

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@sweet kite

topaz mica
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all the trades I made today

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I made more today spending cumulative hour than I usually do in a week of work

topaz mica
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just lost all the money I made today!

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let's go!

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this is why you don't trade on margin

topaz mica
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Went from my most profitable day trading, max euphoria, lost control of my emotions from euphoria, ended as one of my least profitable if not max least profitable days

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I think I am now net negative on margin trading

topaz mica
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well, it was only -2000

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like on the day

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so

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whatever

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y'know I've lost more than that in 15 minutes before

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hell I got drained once for 15k right when I started out and had no clue what I was doing

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well no I knew what I was doing well enough to not get drained

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anyways- it's just 2 bands

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-1817.069416

topaz mica
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If I don’t throw a “nothing ever happens” in the chat today just know I’m crashing out and the situation is dire and I’ll expose my trades later for analysis

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Here’s my analysis of my trades from yesterday

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My bad ones that is

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Essentially I didn’t have a thesis and I kept trading

topaz mica
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Gonna make it all back in one big scrap

topaz mica
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Fuck gambling this is now a copper scrapping thread

topaz mica
topaz mica
topaz mica
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Opening a spot long on solana today

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Closed grades in profit yesterday

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Made 800 or a thousand back across my memes sol and perps trades

topaz mica
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‪Thinking about how refinement culture fits in with contemporary “identity as profilicity” in that refinement claims to “distill” an essence and ergo design updates like this are just making something more itself from the RC lens…‬

topaz mica
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✌️🥹🔫

topaz mica
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Re gooning: “gone wrong” lost its sexual connotation

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I recall in my childhood into as late as 2016 (perhaps a death rattle there) “wrong” having a sexual feeling attached

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Society was more repressed back then and less so now

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I think something people are confused by and worried for kids about is that they’re exposed to sex a lot early

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This could cause repression but it could cause early normalization

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I would expect more normalizing

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Gooning seems to be a product of sexual repression (seems obvious by argument is an enthymeme without this point)

cosmic spoke
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is it time to short everything

topaz mica
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But yeah maybe time to short bitcoin

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Alts historically pump after bitcoin dump

cosmic spoke
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I was thinking more on the stock market side. the trade war escalation seems pretty dire

topaz mica
cosmic spoke
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very much so

topaz mica
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I think we are presently seeing a retrace of the Trump bubble at the same time so wouldn’t be surprised by more bad PA

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especially on shit like palantir

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Scheme corporation 👆

glossy tundra
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But id do specific things

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Overall they will probably do some bullshit so the snp hits yearly highs

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Otoh tsla calls are expensive but the CEO is arguably top 5 most powerful people in the world

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Trump retrace

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Wish I had my telegram stickers here

topaz mica
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trades from today

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22 seconds, +$750 net on the second

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net up 600 on the day

topaz mica
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ended up losing some and making some more

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every position I opened cost $200 though

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anyways net + 790 on the day

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literally a 22 second fucking trade bro

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holy fucking shit

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I could grab a lion by the head and pry open its mouth and kill it by pulling its face apart

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jesus christ holy shit

topaz mica
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25x there

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I think

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super bearish on macro

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wanna open a short so bad

topaz mica
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Full humanity… Thanatos and Eros meet…

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Read Freud and put it all on black pussy!!!

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Black, pussy*

glossy tundra
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No you were right the first time

topaz mica
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I am net neutral on margin trades now

proud forge
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does that include the time youve spent

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or do you not calculate your time as having value

topaz mica
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One sec this is a really interesting question gonna get out the patio

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Laptop*

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okay on laptop now

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alright

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when I first started out trading memecoins last april, I made 15k in one month, roundtripped it all back down to 4k, then bought another coin and went to 15k, then all my money got drained thru a hack (it was my fault), and my friends gave me 5k (was really close with some 7-8 figure people back then oddly, closer to them then than I am today). I don't normally bring up the hack point, because the buyback makes calculating my PNL confusing and necessarily inaccurate. After this the 5k I was gifted slowly dwindled down to 2k, then I started trading again. I made some more money, lost some money, then I think at one point my portfolio fell down to around 900 dollars in october or something.

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So, on memecoins, so far the PNL would look like this:
1500 - > 15000
15000 - > 4000
4000 -> 15000
15000 -> 5000
5000 -> 2000
2000 -> 900

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anyways, after that, my last hold pumped and turned into like 5 or 6k and I randomly got an airdrop from a website that I had used in the past (and still use today to trade perps actually, app.hyperliquid.xyz/PVPON for my ref link) for 2000

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pretty soon after that (sometime in november) I cracked into 5 figs for the first time, etc. etc. now I've made more money from memes than I have from IRL job

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and I've spent less time at it*

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anyways, I used to calculate in my head how many hours I've spent and shit like that because I wanted to create rules for myself so I didn't overgamble or something, now I just do it because I enjoy pointless calculation in my head to keep myself sharp, so sometimes I'll just take my entire portfolio balance and assume a figure on the low end of the range (some of the assets are less liquid and there are tons of fees) and figure out how much I've made per hour. it's hard to figure out for many many reasons

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so, on perps trading and losses and wins and all of that: I view this as a skill to be learned, it's gonna cost me something, I can't play at it forever, but it's nice to be back to breaking even.

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if you told me "yeah you're gonna be in a box and you're gonna get paid x dollars per hour to feel these emotions" I would've never accepted the job

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a big part of why I enjoy trading is the process of emotional regulation that you have to do. I trade WAY better on days when I meditate, and I trade terribly when I'm mad, tired, hungry, lonely, or euphoric

topaz mica
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speaking of trading perps: lookin for entry on a long on btc. I had perfect entry a second ago and failed to act because I didn't believe my eyes, but even the super basic dom I'm using was showing tons more support on buy side. obvious buy...

proud forge
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interesting way to look at it

topaz mica
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It really fucks up your ability to win. Have lost so much money doing dumb shit

proud forge
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You see I always assumed traders traded because of greed

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so hearing you just do it for what can only be described as a love of the game is kind of crazy

topaz mica
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of course I don't just do it for the love of the game, but I really enjoy meditation also and view trading as an opportunity to defuse anxieties. I'm not the greatest at it, but I'm also not the worst, and I'm getting better.

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a lot of "traders" blame women and minorities for the reasons that they don't make money and why their lives are shit, y'know. they prefer to be right and lose money over checking themselves, growing, and making a few bands

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I'm long btc here mentally by the way just executing a paper trade. feels like that breakout got buckbroken and now it might cower into sunday scaries, but that crypto summit is bullish despite how dumb it is. we won't be able to tell until perps market opens at 6 tomorrow. current price is 85861

glossy tundra
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Time cost is offset by learning value if you dont trade lazy

topaz mica
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anybody see this dude's huge positions?

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I really think it's just a hedge

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you don't open a position like this unless you're a billionaire

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you'd have to be playing forex on a massive scale for this to make any sense

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why not just close it yknow

topaz mica
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down 1500 today overtrading this trump announcement PA

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and now I'm down only 70 dollars on the day

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fuck that, I'm done trading for today, my luck has run out

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if I had left the position open for 2 minutes longer I would've liquidated half my portfolio

topaz mica
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alright I lost more and I made more back and I'm now at -60 lol

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basically what I've learned is that if I want to win I can't stare at PNL

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I'm in a highly anxious state right now so I'll probably speak in hyperbole (need to say this to avoid the nitpicking encountered on this server)

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PNL is totally irrelevant to what acts you need to do, it only serves to bring pain

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best thing to do is to define the trade beforehand

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I feel like an emotional wreck

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I'm drained

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gambled again

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703 in profit

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on the day

topaz mica
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I kept gambling and made another 3400

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~10% port size increase

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fuck this shit

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my luck is definitely done

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1691.87023704

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Really thought we would see sub 2k eth last night

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Nope

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I'm pretty sure a gamble on euro cloud services at the moment would have a chance make bank

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the rift is widening to a degree where it's a risk to host anything on US clouds. when the moment comes that a political decision is made, nothing else really matters, not even a price tag

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none of them seem particularly appealing as of yet though, after looking into it for a moment

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tesla keeps on crashing. I thought I was a bit too late to enjoy it fully, but no

topaz mica
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# topaz mica

was up 1400 on this account yesterday and calculation is fucked so treating this as 1700 loss

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ergo up 1500 on the day

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fucky PA

topaz mica
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i also don't really understand any of this shit it's all the same to me

topaz mica
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I would buy tsla calls tho

cosmic spoke
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the best thing that could happen to Tesla is somehow getting divorced from Musk. if there's any signs of that happening I might just gamble on it a little bit

glossy tundra
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I think as long as hes there the value has very little to do with the actual market

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Because he and trump are gonna cheat the market like he did last time

cosmic spoke
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you know what, very good point

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yeah, you're right

mild kelp
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But I’m on board with it

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We’re seeing a legit boycott take shape in Europe/ China

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I’m not allowed to trade for a week or two but this chart looks like a pretty short

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There’s too much downward momentum for total recovery here at least

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When I saw all the headlines about Elon musk being the richest guy in the world with 400 bill or whatever I knew it was a short…

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I think this chart goes to 235 before it goes to 305

cosmic spoke
# mild kelp We’re seeing a legit boycott take shape in Europe/ China

there pretty much is one, but I feel like there's multiple facets to it. first one is Musk, obviously enough. then there's anti-US administration sentiment, which is tied to Musk through what's happening. third is EVs in general. Teslas are very expensive. Chinese EVs are incredibly cheap, but will likely face heavy tariffs if they already didn't get them. last year it looked obvious they will get hit by them severely, and euro manufacturers just can't match the price. it's also why I thought EV demand in general would go down (coupled with a few other minor things that don't matter), but I might very well be wrong on that guess

I'm not sure how well you guys inside the US understand, but there has been a massive shift of sentiment toward what the US is and whether they can be relied on at all. even during Iraq, Afghanistan, everything, it has never been even remotely like this. I don't know if this shows up in your news or anywhere. you keep threatening with armed invasion of your allies and have started trade wars

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But if you buy three different cars you can tell people you have S-E-X

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What could be better marketing than that

topaz mica
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Looks like there was a clean short op on tsla yesterday

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3% difference between close yesterday and pre market today

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Let’s see the fuckin blood

topaz mica
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Tesla down 6.7% on the day!

cosmic spoke
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I don't see the slide stopping anytime soon, but I might be unimaginative. especially with what all can be accomplished with Elon having the access that he does

topaz mica
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Elon is losing favor pretty rapidly tho

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With the American public at least

cosmic spoke
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kinda feel like genuinely big investments will start to dry up and piles of money will just be sat upon and put into bonds. TSMC doesn't count because they're ridiculous in size and also very much pressured to do so. I wouldn't put it past Trump to directly threaten with pulling away protection too unless investments happen, but I'm sure he's at least hinted at it

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the less consistent Trump is, the less he lets things sit after they've been touched, the fewer laws and agreements that are honored, the greater the risk

cosmic spoke
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no. investments at scale into sectors are non-transactional. they'll get left holding the bag if something changes on a whim

topaz mica
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I think people would stop trusting him and nobody would care very much at some point

topaz mica
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Does anyone else remember the arbitrage opportunity that once existed on taco bell tacos thru the taco pass?

glossy tundra
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Volatility boysssss

mild kelp
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so he might be prevented from doing so many publicly unpopular acts

glossy tundra
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Is it legally possible to make it so that all federal jobs have similar requirements to being president

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I feel as though elon's unpopularity could be played

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If it keeps getting worse

topaz mica
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WINNING QUOTES by Charlie Sheen in his epic winning videos

"Right, well, you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like, dude can't handle it, unplug this bastard, yeah, because it just it fires in a way that is um, I don't know, maybe not from this particular um terrestrial realm!" - Charlie Sheen

Lady - "Some are saying you are bi-po...

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This second one has a good piece of trading advice at the start

topaz mica
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Trying to find a homeless guy to buy a bike off of with my profits from today

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@glossy tundra any tips

cosmic spoke
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tesla is down over 15% today alone

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I'm gonna scam creatively use the offer a food delivery service is providing tomorrow to celebrate

glossy tundra
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Not trading today

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Just having money

cosmic spoke
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I'm gonna buy bikes and gear with the money Musk donates me

topaz mica
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Gonna try to wash my crypto gains and gtfo

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I got envious of you guys trading trad fi lol

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Once I mentally shorted tsla at 280 I got a fixation on it

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It’s insane like

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They are all scams but none of them are like pnd scams

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Crypto is so tiring

cosmic spoke
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yeah I can very well imagine

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I'm still not seeing the slide stop though. that's the crazy part. I don't think I'll ride it too much longer though. one doesn't don't go broke taking profits

topaz mica
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I called it

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He opens the door to people who wanna cheat with him

glossy tundra
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Honestly starting to think he realized that without covid he couldnt do money printing like that again so he decided to go dump and pump

cosmic spoke
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it's pretty much a death sentence to Tesla outside of US if the car gets co-opted by MAGA and owning one becomes a show of loyalty

mild kelp
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Also in the us it's a brilliant move to be popular with the political wing that loves gas guzzling for it's own sake

topaz mica
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I am blowing so much cash

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I love cashing out of crypto

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I hate trading crypto

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up next is a new bookshelf

cosmic spoke
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lmao. they're parading republicans on TV now to shill for tesla, it'll never be this cheap again!

glossy tundra
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A guy i know made $2,000 off a $19 bet today

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We are never defeating sports gambling

topaz mica
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I’ve never met an honest sports gambler

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Anybody who’s that cracked at it is too rich to talk to me

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I only trust people who post account pnl screenshots

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Granted that means you shouldn’t trust my crypto gains wins because I’ve only posted account balances and can’t / won’t publically substantiate my Coinbase account info

glossy tundra
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But i think he cant cash it all out these apps like gamify the shit out of it so your money is kind of trapped for a while

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Like they'll offer to double what you put down or leverage your odds in someway but the catch is that you cant cash out the winnings until you have deposited that amount or some shit like that, its not every bet but thats how these things really work and get predatory

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happens. I'm not hung up on it. if it keeps pumping I'm just gonna accept that I'm wrong and wait a bit

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it doesn't even matter whether you're right or wrong, just the overall sentiment or pressure is enough to make things happen and there's no point going up against that

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@cosmic spoke @dry pecan how do you trade stocks

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I want to buy $250 of go pro stock because it’s too low and I think it’s not gonna go bankrupt

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Not for any logical reasons

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But just because of my intuition

topaz mica
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alright

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I have an account with a company called public now

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I'm only allowed to put 500 in iot

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it

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I've learned the value of the dollar

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gonna maybe buy 50 of go pro but not that much. even throwing 10% of my port at something like that feels ridiculous

glossy tundra
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Robinhood

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Why make things harder than it is

cosmic spoke
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(but also with tools with which you can bankrupt yourself)

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I also just saw in the news that Musk is pleading to his employees to not to sell tesla

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starting to feel like this has a real chance of going to the ground. he sounded like the GME diamond hands people

mild kelp
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I pray for the day that musk gets margin called

topaz mica
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Opened a trad fi margin account with 500

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says I need 2 bandos to trade on margin tho

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We sniping anything pre market today bros

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Whats the call what’s the call

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Whats the motherfucking ticker

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@cosmic spoke @glossy tundra @dry pecan

glossy tundra
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Tempted to buy spxs calls on a day like today so i dont have to spend $700 on a spy put but idrk how spxs works tbh its burned me before

mild kelp
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honestly i wanted to buy a put because i think the market is rallying on cope rn and once the april 9 tariffs go in to effect we'll trim another 2%

glossy tundra
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If any allies go to china instead over negotiating with trump huge crash

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Eu is already moving that way if they can agree to some anti dumping stuff

cosmic spoke
# topaz mica <@298522861436665857> <@323215158199582723> <@343919199904727050>

aside from the fact that I don't feel like you should take anything from me, I'm not going to engage in this. I have in the past and I feel like it soured some things. I shared what I was doing, was very confident in it, and got a win. with a shittier timing a few other people didn't, even after I told them in no unclear terms that it would likely be a mistake and that the timing was crucial

you're not really that type of person, but any of it creates something I want to avoid and has a chance of me feeling like shit if things don't pan out for someone else

glossy tundra
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I always give people a this is gambling and i am a gambler disclaimer

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yeah, same. but it doesn't shield me from feeling like shit

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overall my feeling is that US is gazing in on itself pretty hard. I think I said it a few months back already, but the shift seems far bigger than anything before during my lifetime. significant amount of trust was broken, especially as it comes to between Europe and US. I'm not getting the feeling that people in the US have realized this yet

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I’d like to add - if someone made money on a call you issued, it’s not because you issued a great call similarly to how you aren’t responsible for a loss

glossy tundra
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My question is who is pulling the strings fr. Last time around these big moves were telegraphed more, with the wh and the fed playing off eachother and it gave people who paid enough attention a slight edge sometimes. It doesnt feel like trump personally is in as much control this time, even if the actions are more radical and unilateral

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And i dont mean Putin or whatever i mean like who is the econ guy in his camp and can we read his mind

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Cus i hope its not just Vance following random right wing twitter ideas

cosmic spoke
# cosmic spoke overall my feeling is that US is gazing in on itself pretty hard. I think I said...

the few things that seem very likely to win off of this, and which have of course been getting stellar returns already, are defense companies in Europe. a serious re-arming is beginning or has begun in part, and on multiple layers for multiple reasons it seemed like EU manufacturers were going to be favored. now it seems almost obvious. I'm sure US can still bully and force nations to essentially buy security off of it, but it's just not the same at all

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Rheinmetall especially has been getting ridiculous returns for a while now, but after this? I don't think it's going to end. Rolls Royce, Thales, Leonardo, Saab have all been pumping hard since february

glossy tundra
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Marjorie Green bought a bunch of shit in the red yesterday, guessing she knew about this pause

cosmic spoke
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oh. so trump tweeted out IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY a few hours before pause? wojintense

mild kelp
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Most shameless pump and dump since uhh Melania coin

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I did save my entire portfolio by cost basising down at 1:05 et

glossy tundra
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They're saying that MTG went 700k to 200m off that insider trading tarriff dump and pump

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holy shit

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elect me to congress as a republican

cosmic spoke
# cosmic spoke Rheinmetall especially has been getting ridiculous returns for a while now, but ...

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comments regarding Turkey are pretty wishful though

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just ordered the solana phone

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short .1 btc on 10x leverage liq point 102286 entry price 94347

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It’s only $500 in Solana, apparently if you played the trade well on the original phone the airdrops ran up to 8k or so

glossy tundra
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Zamn

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feel bad for the visionaries who thought about this early with biden

cosmic spoke
# glossy tundra

is there a bet for how much barron & pals made off of this bet?

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imagine just blurting out some stupid shit and that paying for your kids + all of his friends stuff for the summer

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we know they're in that space

glossy tundra
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Couldnt be easier to cheat

glossy tundra
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Holy shit i just had a billion dollar idea

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Prediction market for rap music

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I would be so good at this, big overlap with the draftkings market

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How do i get a trillion dollar loan

topaz mica
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So many market manip opportunities…

glossy tundra
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Sounds cool but ive never worked anywhere where i think it would work very well

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I think they are one of the more useful memetic measurements we have when they work well but theyre very susceptible to manipulation

topaz mica
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Interesting

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Wondering if putting your money where your mouth is modifies accuracy in some way

glossy tundra
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I think if the outcome of the market can be decided by one man deciding to do or say something different with no consequences the logic behind the terrorism futures panic is much stronger

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Thats why i say more easily manipulated

topaz mica
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Everybody so scared of hyperstition they talmbout “market making”

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Can you post? Is this shit public?

civic kelp
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wisdom of crowds maxxing

topaz mica
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How bout you pill me once you’re done I’ll read whatever is worth the time in your opinion

glossy tundra
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Do you understand regular market making

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Cus i dont

topaz mica
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I understand some aspects of it

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there are a few elements and types of market making

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I think two major goals:

make the exchange money
make the price of the asset reflect the price of the asset on other exchanges

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that's the case for crypto at least

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you could replace exchange with hedge fund there I suppose for trad fi

glossy tundra
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But a prediction market is completely different

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They start off owning all the units for sale and only pay out at the end so all they have to do is bring in enough losers to cover the winners and tax the winners

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The real trick to it is bringing in enough constant business to make money off a very low rake

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Its more similar to running a poker table than traditional market making imo

topaz mica
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Free short on bitcoin right now

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It’s above 97 for no reason

glossy tundra
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The ones that ive used dont seem to really forecast anything. I have always assumed that the forecasted odds were just (yes votes)/(no votes) at least on predictit

glossy tundra
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Yeah but the price adjusts in real time to the bid/ask ratio. With stocks you have IV value and such but on predictit i dont think they set a forecast

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Like they dont start out with 60% odds for example

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They all start out with number of positions/total market so like 4 candidates would open at .25 each and then the odds would be adjusted by the market participants

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they arent writing a forecast because the forecast is set by price discovery. I guess i dont understand what a market maker does besides hold the money in that scenario

mild kelp
glossy tundra
glossy tundra
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Called this btw

topaz mica
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Thinking about taking up trading again

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Man

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I wanna exploit mechanical price imbalances and feed on thin order books

kind gorge
topaz mica
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really wanting to take a little trade

glossy totem
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I started buying AI related stocks in 2023 and they've been doing pretty good

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I just noticed this channel exists today lol

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This month, I sold a couple Nvidia and put it into MVST, CVV, and NVTS which has been a great move

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If China takes Taiwan, I'm so fucked 100yearsrick

topaz mica
glossy totem
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Blackberry is a good one to experiment with options on

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This is about crypto twitter but i could have said the same thing about gamestop and wsb

topaz mica
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I don't think it really blew up until slightly later int he year but that's also caused by my experience being limited

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I only traded on base and eth from april to uhhhh probably june last year

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the twitter meta being discussed in that tweet is primarily for and relating to coins on solana

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all this being said this "xcoin" meme started with either asscoin or fartcoin I can't remember

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I was early to both and made money on both of those

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at some point though I started to feel that there was no extractable value left in these markets / that I would have to sacrifice so much time and energy it wasn't worth it

topaz mica
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Got a move planned

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If this next crypto scheme wins big me and my bros are gonna fly to Cuba to get the lung cancer vaccine and smoke a lot of cigars

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lung cancer vaccine?

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that's a thing?

topaz mica
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America doesn’t want you to know this

mild kelp
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I’m gonna make an investment tmrw I think

kind gorge
topaz mica
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Remember to always invest in yourself over any stock

topaz mica
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gonna bid this haste nft launch

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4 hours

glossy tundra
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I was completely correct about this iran shit and i still lost all my money

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Lesson: buy time

glossy totem
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Bombing Iran has been great for my stocks

topaz mica
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Just grabbed 10 shares because poor

civic kelp
glossy tundra
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Praying iran fucks up global trade so i can make $200

glossy tundra
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I won this time btw

glossy tundra
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SPY near all time highs for the fourth of july just as a president obsessed with the market would desire

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Betting on a small correction when the market reopens

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@glossy totem you should get into options

glossy totem
glossy tundra
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Your picks are pretty good and you probably put more thought into trades than i do, but the margins are much better if you can stay smart about it

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Im up 16% total port in one week

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Only made 3 trades

glossy tundra
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rob shoulda put the money into puts

civic kelp
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is it for people that cant just bookmark a tab or have a phone app

topaz mica
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They pop up when the page prompts you with a contract to sign

glossy tundra
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Im already in the money lfg

glossy tundra
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Boing boing boing

topaz mica
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Drop a position sometime

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I’ll set aside a bando or so

glossy tundra
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Basically just running the same strategy i did last time trump was in office

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More worried about not losing than big wins rn. I was very confident that trump would want to be able to say we were at aths on the 4th. I also knew that it was an early trading day going into a long weekend. Correction was already almost certain. Then you also tack on the BBB passing while the market was closed.

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Now im just playing the choppy action. Trying to stay with the general market flow while keeping my eye out for the next thing that will boost/scare retail investors

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Rn that thing is looking like it will be the fed cutting rates but i think if that happens itll be up and back down pretty fast

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Regardless of what happens overall i think we will see SPY @ 700 in 2028

glossy tundra
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Made a nice conservative 170% today

glossy tundra
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Way out of the money spy puts

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I would have gone even harder but i hit my day trade limit for the week

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Holding out of the money calls now

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All house money

glossy tundra
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Up 53% on the ones im holding overnight

glossy totem
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I'm just going slowly and safely lol

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As safe as one can be holding onto stocks while Trump is Trumping

glossy tundra
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Just put aside like $50 for options

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Maybe $400 max is all you need to try it out

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You will realize that you can make a lot more money without studying that hard

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Doesnt have to be and shouldnt be everything you have

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Oh yeah they definitely require a lot of attention thats why i dont take it too seriously even tho i do kind of have a good record

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I dont really have the time either

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But to me its just fun gambling if i make serious money ill be pleased but im also cool hovering around a grand for a year and always having bets to look forward to

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I think you can manage the time differently if you dont risk too much and you treat it as gambling ig

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If i ever work for somewhere that has the 401k set up where you can trade options im risking it all

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I have like ten years of practice

glossy totem
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Warhammer 401k

glossy tundra
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I fucked up today

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Try again next week

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Corruption saving me from myself rn

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Lol

topaz mica
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Trying to come up with schemes

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Bloat relief product that instructs you to not eat for 6 hours on either side of product ingestion and to eat smaller meals

proud forge
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its funny because you expect people to follow directions

topaz mica
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Type shit i be on

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I'm still flabbergasted my stocks went up by about two months rent's worth in the last month lol

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And one month's rent's worth in the last week

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I keep thinking about this classic meme

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Won at the dog track and roulette yesterday

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Hit tiki bars

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Got plastered

glossy tundra
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Hell yeah i wanna go there

topaz mica
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How busy was it

topaz mica
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Thats what i thought from videos ive seen

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Starting to form some ideas about this

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I dont get it. Am i dumb?

topaz mica
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Intraday can be higher doesn’t matter

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But closing point is a snapshot

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Confusingly written when most ath stats track actual ath not ath close

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😡

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Now this is the kind of manipulation i can get behind

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so on a scale of 1-10 how fucked are we

glossy tundra
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Its AI look at the seal

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We may be entering a period where those with a sharp eye can join in the cheating if we see more of this

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ahh

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I just assumed it was real cause you posted it

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didn't even read the letter

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this is the second time I've just assumed something was real here and its AI

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maybe I should be more scrutinizing

glossy tundra
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I thought it was real at a glance too twitter told me

mild kelp
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That’s the real evil here

glossy tundra
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If you cant beat em join em

topaz mica
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Urge to quit job and just chill on rice and beans for a year riiising

glossy tundra
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Literally just buying week out calls every time we have a red day and cashing out 20% every day like today

glossy tundra
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Feeling like PayPal is a pretty obvious long here

glossy tundra
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Yesterday, a coworker had his birthday at this bar that features a room filled with a couple dozen pinball tables. We were all drinking, hanging out, playing a few games when a guy joins our group. It was pretty loud in there and it sounded like this guy was the friend of another guy in our group.

We start talking about jobs and he says he works in some sort of petroleum company. The birthday boy drunkenly asked if the rando had any stock tips from the perspective of his job. I said, "Yeah! Give us that Martha Stewart intel!"

He recommended this Golden Cariboo Resources Limited (GCC) company. Says he's worked with them before and he says he's quite certain it'll blow up. I drunkenly put $200 down and threw horns 🤘

Figured out when walking home that no one in the group actually knew this guy and he just randomly approached our group to hang out with us and I drunkenly took stock advice from a full-on rando

Fingers crossed this penny stock hits $1 🤞I'm still bracing myself for it to be more like I blew $200 on gas station scratchers kekwoj

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The market makers want me to puke my 2 PayPal calls I bought for 70 dollars that expire next week and that’s why they’re tanking the stock

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They own movie pass, surely this will pay off any day now

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🔮

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Imagining thirty dildos of various colors flying on court in the first second of playtime as everyone tries to cash in

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I think it would. I think its almost certain that some people have already manipulated the markets like this in secret. It wouldnt be hard to get away with when you have stuff like "will they say the word billionaire in this press conference" just set up some straw bets you could even use it to just pay people off without personally making money

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Find some way to make money off this

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I swear it’s going to explode

glossy tundra
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People who would buy this mostly have never had a pregnant wife

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I will not elaborate

kind gorge
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topaz mica
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they're so old though

glossy tundra
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Thread of huge robinhood losses

kind gorge
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Thank you for keeping my thread alive i need a tom replacement

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Colors are backwards on that chart?

kind gorge
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Made by a weeb because Japan charts show red as gain/green as loss

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The charts are green and they’re jumping out of windows? Are they stupid??

flint galleon
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clearly the japanese have never watched star wars

glossy tundra
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Stock market rigged. Sports rigged. Prediction Markets manipulated. What is a man to do

proud forge
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not engage

glossy tundra
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Blasphemy

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Scratchers it is

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Seriously tho in a real society this video would cause an investigation

proud forge
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I am here as the voice of anti-gambling

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now that Tom Hoso is gone, the voice of gambling has left

civic kelp
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Tpm poker night when

mild kelp
glossy tundra
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Short Johnson and Johnson now

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Theyre gonna say tylenol causes autism

lean halo
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how much of the rapture memes are people pumping this

glossy tundra
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I think they made some changes

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This was yesterday

glossy tundra
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Drunk playing texas hold em again

glossy tundra
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the opposite of bad advice beating insider trading

glossy tundra
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