Aperture Science Acquisition

[smoky pike]

Aperture Science would like to acquire ownership of this server and institute GLaDOS as Moderator
Please contact us if you say yes!
We will compensate you with the following:

1. A steam deck for the owner and each active moderator

2. 1000 dollar Steam gift card or currency equivalent for the owner and each active moderator

3. A legacy role

4. Permanent deletion of your enemies :)

Please consider
Yours truly,
Aperture science representative GLaDOS

[spiral prairie]

this is a brilliant suggestion

[quick pond]

Please only serious suggestions. In semi-rare circumstances you will be baked at 1000 degrees kelvin and then we will have cake

[fluid trout]

What’s this

[sharp oriole]

I'm not interested in your server acquisition policy but I am interested in your killing humans policy!