You don’t listen
#Sports
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My friend is not responding so lemme tune in for a few
lean flower
nah family i work with has events
don't think i got a day off during that debacle at anfield
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Well he tried
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harreh magwuire
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no keeper saves that
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you'll never guess who scored a free kick
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antony ballon d'or charge starts NOW
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broadcast just said there's never been an all english europa league final before
tdkb
and they mentioned one from the 70's when there was one six years ago too 
mount
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did valverde just leave the brothers in spain cause he thought they had no chance?
this is crazy, we're about to get a european final from the 15th and 16th team in the prem
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They are injured
They were no threat last game either
Also Bruno jumping to hug mase:awe:
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Smooth Amad
Love that hes back
my friend did not show up, hopefully he responds later
lmaoooo
wtf gk for athletic
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https://tenor.com/view/caitlin-reilly-girl-who-is-going-to-be-okay-drink-sip-hap...
ruben rn:
lean flower
only for my antony ballon d’or agenda
ou i just clocked who their manager is
citeh legend
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pretends to be shocked https://www.bayer04.de/en-us/news/bayer04/xabi-alonso-leaves-bayer-04-at-the-end-of-the-season
pray for SB, Trent might actually cook as a RWB
actually scratch that pray for everyone in here who's going to be in CL this season + Windy just in case
tbf Windy's competition is literally "I win a trophy in every second season" but also he's so getting sacked after this final
lean flower
nah it’ll be eth all over again
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nah it’ll be eth all over again
Speaking of, hes the rumored replacement for Xabi
Awe Milan is doing the Mother’s Day tribute again with maiden names on the backs of kits
God damn leao is suspended or else you’d have Conceição the player and coach Conceição
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starting foden, giving marmoush here bruh damn minutes. can’t even score against fucking southampton
pep has cte 
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I’ll be awake for tomorrow’s game with west ham but not watching since I have to (get an Uber to) drive to the airport as Charli taught me
My flight is at 10:30am
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theeeeeee airport
lean flower
also I think I’ll be going to LA at the end of the month, but it’d mean I’ll miss the ucl final as i believe I’ll be on the road then
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Well 
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and will prob miss antony master class in conference final too
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On the way to the airport but saw we conceded
Also SB good luck in El Clasico today
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Oh no not the mbappe pen
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to all the Yanks in chat: don't forget to call your moms/mom like figures today
oh and SB must be calling for ambulance but not for him
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WTF A THIRD
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Tf I miss
I was checking in baggage
And then went through security
Yoro injured????
lean flower
i missed a lot too
i woke up just before kick off but my lazy ass slept a little longer
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Rip Torres’ goal
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Yup
lean flower
how long is the flight to china
lean flower
my flight to barcelona from newark was supposed to be 7-7.5 hours but it was like 6 cause the winds were strongly in our favour
lean flower
seems like travelling has been a nightmare since well, everyone knows what
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At least my neighbor is cute
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corg
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Owner of Florida Panthers
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In response to what?
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hey, sports fans who do rates, FIFAcore needs your support! i've curated a rate featuring 55 of the most iconic songs from EA's FIFA series, mostly from 2010-2019. here's a trailer to give you a taste (please forgive the thumbnail, which isn't embedding correctly):
https://youtu.be/Cd-ZywhIN9s?si=hwq728OzcEN8fjAh
Go to the rate form here, and please upvote and/or favorite FIFAcore if it sounds fun to you! Thanks!
https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1kkhgf5/june_to_september_2025_rate_selection_process/
lean flower
love me again is the fifa song of all time
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love me again is the fifa song of all time
it's in the rate!
i went with pretty mainstream stuff in the trailer to hook in as many people as possible
i knew i wouldn't have trouble getting the people who played the game for like nine years straight
all the classics are in there--rhinestone eyes, 1977, black & gold, dreaming, mountain at my gates, i can change, punching in a dream
lot of good spanish/portuguese stuff
i snuck boa noite in there, which is a huge personal fave.
it's going to be so fun if it gets in
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https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1921909954014839207?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-...
Dodger
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https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1921909954014839207?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-...
Cavalier
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hey, sports fans who do rates, FIFAcore needs your support! i've curated a rate ...
I gave it a favourite, i hope it gets in
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I gave it a favourite, i hope it gets in
I saw, ty! It already has way more (public) faves than 80s angst ever got last cycle.
🤞🏻
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oof
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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.
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lean flower
explain in nfl terms
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explain in nfl terms
How do you get Guild tags?
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This isnt a real sport
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so in our post-winning the League phase, we have just decided we are partying?
like even Slot is out partying in Ibiza (we are not winning another fucking match)
in other news apparently Frimpong's agent was seen somewhere in England today
idk power of friendship FC role is being moved towards Liverpool now that Ancelotti is gone
speaking of which EYEBROW RAISING VIBES MAN CAN'T SCARE ME ANYMORE
(don't worry it will just be Trent at RWB with Xabi at Madrid instead)
HE'S GONE TO BRAZIL FINALLY
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i want to see what ancelotti does with brazil national team
Given that right now they are doing bad for brazil standards
In football news that are only relevant to me, the argentine league cup knockout stages have started and my team is in the quarter finals
i say league cup because its the most understandable concept that i can say to refer to the argentine league's format
same format that its really strange and changes every year
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mancity wants Tijani Reijnders (i can't spell the last name, forgive me Tiji if its wrong)
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oh hey you arrived?
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well yes, i just said nothing here last night bc i was tired and my wifi connection wasn't good before i fell asleep
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Glad you got there safely!
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https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1922339472051413397?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4A...
paying out of pocket for employees or clients bc your boss won't is such a great "fuck you" move. have done it a time or two myself in my day.
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https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1922339472051413397?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4A...
congratulations INEOS on being a worse version of the Glazer family
or more like the opposite but still
layoffs and reductions in benefits doesn't mean shit when your player payroll is full of dogshite
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no kuluveski for europa
also i cannot access this channel on mobile omg
fawk you vpns and "The Great Wall"
so bear with me, i might not see your pings or messages here
lean flower
just this channel? strange
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well for this server yeah it wouldn't load 99% of the time
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What nooo not Antony
Jk lemme check which goat
Yup just as I suspected, your MILF is out
Help I was reminded that Calabria, one of Milan’s youth products, won with Bolonga
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Sainz got a win in his first race after the appendicitis surgery
What will Ferran do once he returns?
@lean flower your starboy will win something when he returns
Balon dor charge back on
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30 years and counting - Everton
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happy anniversary to one of my favorite Liverpool moments of all time https://fixupx.com/LFC/status/1923268427101397064?t=M24gwEeuiAzUYzBWwGaQPw&s=19
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Player and goal as the season are out for United
Our MILF(ernandes not Ferran) won POTS, Amad won GOTS for his winner against City
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Our MILF(ernandes not Ferran) won POTS, Amad won GOTS for his winner against Cit...
not shocked by this at all
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Well yes! Also star I can’t believe you were up at 5am
lean flower
star has grandma schedule
lean flower
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jets or titans i’m assuming
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those spurs and utd twats
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pray for Windy some more I think???
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jets or titans i’m assuming
yep titans
lean flower
cancun on 3
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pray for Windy some more I think???
Ive been numb for a while although I will say I’m so happy that my travvy made it to Mason scored in the big game last week
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celtics eliminated
…that’s my hometown team but idgaf
About to go do stuff, but understandable have a nice day
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About to go do stuff, but understandable have a nice day
going out at 9pm while I'm getting ready to sleep around that time 
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going out at 9pm while I'm getting ready to sleep around that time <a:classicduc...
Girl remember that I’m in Beijing now so that was noon my time
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Girl remember that I’m in Beijing now so that was noon my time <:cookie:10217977...
oh shoot my bad
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I’m from the future like Hypno (Aussie time
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I remember someone in pokecord channel thought I was Asian because I would catch during like, Asian friendly times
yeah no I'm just a 25 year old Yank with the sleeping schedule of a 70 year old American woman or a 20 year old Brit in university
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Doesnt even have to be a 20 year old Brit, see: King Han being up at strange times bc she’s at the lab all the time
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you’re from Boston 
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I told you in DMs before
You forgot :luigi:
But nowadays I don’t really associate myself with there
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…that’s my hometown team but idgaf
ill be honest all this time i thought you were from san francisco
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ill be honest all this time i thought you were from san francisco
Windy is from everywhere.
sick perch
change your name to easternwind
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not to jinx this but as a society we need palace to win this
lean flower
they’re gonna run the nastiest low block in the second half
worse than arteta terrorist ball
warm granite
life is good
man city carry on their choke of a season
all we need now is bournemouth beating them on tuesday
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pray for SB (2)
but congrats Palace on winning first major trophy
Palace vs Liverpool is just going to be drunk vibes derby
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not to jinx this but as a society we need palace to win this
you're welcome for sleeping through it (nap) instead of hatewatching the final
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ill be honest all this time i thought you were from san francisco
Well I don’t live there anyways, I’m from the Bay Area (areas that are 30min from sf ) now a days
Lmao palace won against city
SB bring out the gifs
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change your name to easternwind
No
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Lmao palace won against city
Wait someone said that Eze is Ego Nwodim from SNL’s cousin…mind blown
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ps i had my volume up and why was that music awful
anyways i sleep soon, have more things to do tomorrow (me being online earlier today was a fluke)
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Everton god damn, so many free agents
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Everton god damn, so many free agents
And most of them can go
The only one on that list we absolutely NEED to keep is Gueye. Lots of them we will be thrilled to get off the books. Coleman is confirmed to be staying, but probably as a coach (oh captain, my captain).
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pray for SB
City are out of the race for Wirtz and coping by claiming finances are the problem
this is the same club that spent 200m this winter window by the way
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In football news that are only relevant to me, the argentine league cup knockout...
Update on this: we lost on the quarter finals 1-1 (7-8 on pens) because they thought it was a good idea to let a player that hasn't played since last year take the last penalty
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Random lobby dad is wearing a United shirt omg
No im not confronting
It was a Garnacho shirt if I read it correctly, could only see Gar bc his backpack covered the rest
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Update on this: we lost on the quarter finals 1-1 (7-8 on pens) because they tho...
That sucks, Goorry. So close.
I still haven’t forgiven Sylvain Distin for the back pass that Luis Suarez latched onto and scored in the Merseyside Derby FA cup semifinal ~14 years ago.
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That sucks, Goorry. So close.
and it was even worse by the fact that our goal came in like the last play of the game
(also the fact that this is the second time that i go to see the team in the stadium and this exact thing happens)
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(also the fact that this is the second time that i go to see the team in the sta...
I have yet to see Everton win in person. I’ve attended three draws and one loss (and one exhibition match that doesn’t count, but was also a loss).
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I haven’t seen any matches in person sadly
I was like 10 when I visited London and nowhere else in the UK
It was a trip to France mostly
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I have yet to see Everton win in person. I’ve attended three draws and one loss ...
I have never seen a direct loss from my team in person (I saw 3 draws that ended in us losing in penalties but I will count them as draws)
The rest of them are wins
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Your club must appreciate you more than mine. 😂
lean flower
went to an LA galaxy match many years ago, went to montjuic and the etihad last year
think it was called home depot center at the time for galaxy
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Took my kid to many Galaxy matches at the HDC when she was little.
Beckham/Robbie Keane era Galaxy.
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She sort of shifted from soccer to basketball eventually and we quit going.
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lean flower
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marmoush banger omdssss
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praying for SB is cancelled until further notice because Rodri is back
personally think he should have skipped CWC like Virgil skipped Euros 2021 but alas
Thomas Partey should still be in prison
the two professional/professionalish in case of the USL matches i've seen in person were both losses
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Maguire asked whether his goals and dribbling is part of a new tactical system. Amorim struggling to stifle laughter next to him.
Maguire: “The manager has me dribbling down the wing every day in training."
Lmao I love the dynamic
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Who you calling grandma
lean flower
my grandma
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My friend who is more into Swamp Izzo than Football sent me this knowing I understand more than him
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someone’s team
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https://x.com/BIGPLAY/status/1924974202618065109
well he's not getting reelected
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as it currently stands he told no lies
lean flower
lmao every non lfc fan is voting trent for player of the season
lean flower
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reason: Luke Shaw own goal
Sigh…again????
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https://vxtwitter.com/gibocarrizan/status/1925313504010973523?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-...
Cursed tweet, thanks SB
Anyways back to focusing on family business, last night my mom was talking about family stuff and she had a near breakdown so I will avoid reading much about the game
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Betis do it I beg you
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i’m starting to feel bad with the bantering now
It’s ok, the reddevils sub is on fire rn and I should stop reading and focus on my irl problems
Also hockey I beg you to double check where you’re sending stuff
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Also hockey I beg you to double check where you’re sending stuff
That's the NFL owner who passed away today
lean flower
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City and Milan in advanced negotiations for Tiji
FML, SB if this goes through you’ll love him
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windy
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me waking up at star hours so we can head out for the trip
pretty much confirmed missing ucl final next saturday
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rip where you headed then
lean flower
LA
thing is that it takes pretty much 24hrs to get there and my dad does it all in one go
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thing is that it takes pretty much 24hrs to get there and my dad does it all in ...
where are you guys coming from?
rip tho for the one go
we tried that to santa barbara before, my mom hated it
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from where?
NorCal ofc, from the Bay Area
lean flower
that’s only 5-6 hours
one time my friend drove me to la for break and he speed ran it in 4.5 hours (takes normally 5.5 to 6)
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colorado’s neighbours to the east
Ohh, driving. I was like, “that’s a helluva layover you have in Dallas or something.” Wave to me in Claremont (suburban LA) when you pass.
lean flower
If i’m not asleep
my dad said we might stop to rest for a bit idk when tho so i’ll probably be awake for the last stretch
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Safe travels. Some long stretches on that drive.
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i’m at in n out in denver and a kid at the next table is wearing an assna kit
i’m gonna banter him
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so are the knicks pulling a ravens in the playoffs 
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Scott won Serie A with Napoli
We sacrificed our happiness for his
Alexa play happiness by Taylor Swift
Specifically:
There'll be happiness after you
But there was happiness because of you
Both of these things can be true
There is happiness
lean flower
lakaka costed inter a scudetto, europa and ucl 
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How’s that trip going
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Omg United has asked about Milan’s Mike Maignan???? on one hand I would love that bc I trust Magic Mike more than Onana but on the other hand I feel bad for Milan
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@lean flower what is happening at Barca’s training grounds, I thought flick brought good vibes
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good morning windy
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It is lol, look closely at Lewa’s flop to the floor
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what de frick
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Ms. wathombe and I are off to motorcycle school.
lean flower
Ms. wathombe and I are off to motorcycle school.
passing now, hello
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passing now, hello
Hello! Hope you’ve arrived where you’re going by now. We were down the road a bit in Walnut just then.
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1926283240114888904?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
I saw, based on his post match comments this was coming
Kdb to Napoli btw
Scott and Kdb partnership coming soon
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Hello! Hope you’ve arrived where you’re going by now. We were down the road a bi...
yip all safe and sound
I'm tired tho not a lot of sleep and what I have gotten has been on and off
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💔 he gone to City I fear
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Alexa play happiness by Taylor Swift
Specifically:
>>> There'll be happiness af...
Once again Taylor coming in clutch
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God damn Ferran putting on a gun show….
Jade showing her Geordie roots once again
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Maignan and Kounde are at the Monaco race together omg
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Ou United are playing at 11pm here but I probs will be asleep, anyways the match squad is inch resting: Bayindir IN, Onana,Shaw, Garna, OUT and not on bench (also Yoro and Zirk but that makes sense)
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IT'S FUCKING PARTY DAY
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-# also known as the last day Trent plays for pool possibly
lean flower
man utd fans celebrating going over 40 points
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-# also known as the last day Trent plays for pool possibly
don't make me start rooting for AC Milan's downfall too /j
United are already at rock bottom, the only way it can get worse is they somehow get relegated next season
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it won’t cause the championship teams are even more rubbish
probably not but I do think now that we've had two consecutive years of all promoted sides getting relegated after one season of them all staying up... it's gotta end surely
one of them surely bullshits their way into 16th or 17th
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don't make me start rooting for AC Milan's downfall too /j
Girl they’re selling Tiji, probably Theo and Maignan too it’s already bad there
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Ruben: “put my son and my brother next to me in the team picture thanks”
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Just saw a Pep Guardolia look-a-like I swear
Slightly younger, also bald, but maybe not Spanish?
I didn’t hear him speak but I know there’s a lot of Italian and Brazilian people at this particular hotel idk why
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Just finished this (offered to me for representation), and it is SO GOOD. Thought I’d drop it here, as it probably checks at least a couple boxes for a few people.
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I joked yesterday about Ruben and his son but I just saw a club made video of him with his two boys at the end of the last game, adorable family video
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https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1927395391785324852?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2...
I thought this was a joke 
Also the inter rumors Ive heard yes
On one side of the Tiber, explayers appear intoxicated ready to fight the youngsters. On the other, the team's falconer asks the doctor to install him a mechanical 🍆 . Ah Rome, the eternal city.
Sob is Rome the Vegas of Italy?
Btw frimipong and wirtz are signing rn so double announcement soon for pool
lean flower
announce ter stegen out
i heard tek was renewing but to be a backup so that can only mean one thing
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https://x.com/jon_bois/status/1927415821086695588
I don't think I've said this in here but I need a chart party version for like, the association football world so bad
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please fucking flop so hard that we get a United level collapse
literally rooting for Madrid to collapse so badly
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I knew the ping was from star 🕰️
Gm sisterrrr
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i heard tek was renewing but to be a backup so that can only mean one thing
Garcia getting closer to Barca btw
*loan signing but with obligation to buy possibly
lean flower
please fucking flop so hard that we get a United level collapse
highly doubt it, at best i think their ucl dominance ends
perez isn’t dumb, they’ll at least remain competitive for domestic trophies
lean flower
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we blame trey
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Anyways I told you I was born in Boston, check out the hats I own
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Ou city is close to getting Tiji fml
lean flower
how good is he
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Have you not seen his goals
lean flower
i don’t watch serie A
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ig half of arsenal fans are satisfied going trophyless every season
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Oh boy Milan confirmed to hire Allegri as coach
Chaos time at Milan
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/l7XUiUzXHc
reasons to watch Serie A:
Context is Allegri usually takes off his jacket when he gets frustrated with the team, but he had a complete meltdown before he got fired at Juve
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Oh PS none of you bring up the Amad flipping off crowds in Malaysia or the fact he, heaven (this surname lol), and Garna asked fans to help them try to get scooters bc I’ve seen it all (I had a day off here since I was sick the other night)
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Barca x Liverpool linkup and none for me 
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Barca x Liverpool linkup and none for me <:despair:369128394958569472>
Ali 
we love Livrpool dad save man
did I post that article in here
doesn't look like it so let me find it
there
enjoy and maybe get some tissues if you're an emotional person
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Ali <a:2peepoclap:863523764029358161>
Well yes that’s why I posted bc I know you’d enjoy
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enjoy and maybe get some tissues if you're an emotional person
Oh boy maybe not tonight I have a busy day tomorrow
https://streamain.com/en/dKeThOh9PRzplmj/watch
never change Amorim, let those emotions come through (he started laughing when a reporter asked Amad if he hope Garna will stay)
lean flower
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/l7XUiUzXHc
reasons to watch Serie A:
I don’t have a horse in it mainly the reason I don’t watch
and I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want to start rooting for a new team
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do it bruno
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do it bruno
Can saudis buy out Rodri ty in advance
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and I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want to start rooting for a new te...
Fair btw
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THE RAT FUCKING WENT TO MADRID EARLY
WE GOT TEN MILLION FOR HIM TO FUCK OFF EARLY
NOW PUT THAT FUCKING MONEY TO KONATE OMMEDIATELY HOLY FUCK
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Bruno…stop entertaining Saudi
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Can saudis buy out Rodri ty in advance
Just buy out Man City instead thanks
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WE WON WIRTZ BOMBA
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Congrats, Tiji news was premature
Get fucked city, pay up if you want him
Chido Obi Martin our new fav striker
Rip Rasmus I still root for you my boy
@ cuddles ty for Chido /s
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I will never forget how he was gassed up to be better than haaland during that purple patch
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:( my boy, but I’m happy for Chido
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Freedom tweet from sancho yes
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Two legends
lean flower
inter...
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they should not broadcast the super cup, spurs in it is polar bear in arlington texas
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I knew PSG would win but damn they destroyed inter
lean flower
scary thing is that it could’ve been worse
with better finishing it would’ve been 7+
lean flower
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McLaren fans are worried Kane’s going to curse them but they should be happy he broke his curse this year
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Leverkusen taking another L by buying Flekken
anyways o7 Kweev, thank you for the two Carabao Cups and helping us kick Real Madrid's ass
(out of all those moments my favourite is Alisson smirking at that Mbappé pen save and Slot losing his fucking shit like holy shit I can't believe he actually did it)
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Everyone in football went to the Barcelona race this weekend omg
Lewa and Jude????
I won’t post for Star but the Rat TAA was spotted too
lean flower
man city legends
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I won’t post for Star but the Rat TAA was spotted too
thank you for acknowledging his ratty mcrat status /genuine
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man city legends
Well yes that’s why I sentie /s
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thank you for acknowledging his ratty mcrat status /genuine
He had sunglasses on in the pic so I couldn’t tell who it was until I tapped and then I quickly swiped to the next photo
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who
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the second half aint coming.... yet
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just passed a YKWA shirt on the streets here
I’ve seen blank/no players on the back Barca and Madrid shirts but never a Liverpool shirt
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garcia + ter statue contract terminated
does forcing Henderson and Fabinho to also leave and finish the midfield rebuild in 2023 count as a UCL because if so... fuck it I'm counting it
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Bruno rejected Saudi according to Fabrizio
I need Osimhen to do this asap
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Wait you guys want him?
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not that I know of but I want him
better option than Ekitike (thank fuck Chelsea wants him) and anyone else who wants out, so excluding Isak and Alvarez
side note Alvarez going to Liverpool would be so fucking funny
too bad it won't happen
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not that I know of but I want him
Good luck booking that striker youre speaking of
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too bad it won't happen
Definitely not, at least for a while
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Everyone in football went to the Barcelona race this weekend omg
Oh turns out Tuchel and the England squad were invited to the Spanish Grand Prix
That’s why Kane was there along with many other English players
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1929834921662582883?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
Yeah that was confirmed yesterday, rip freedom fighter’s dreams
Oh Neptune Tiji to city is actually coming true
Meanwhile Chelsea dumps sancho for Mike
Modric is also coming to Milan for two years
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Sob goodbye baby reindeer/power ranger I will miss you and please don’t score against ManUnited
Now pray for the Ter Stergen leave
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Someone translate garnacho’s “yearbook quote”
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ornstein confirming the reijnders transfer
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Someone translate garnacho’s “yearbook quote”
I don't know if it's written like that by accident or it's just in another language
I have no idea what does leveno mean
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Not garna feeding the PR team gibberish
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https://tenor.com/view/fabrizio-romero-fabrizioromero-romero-here-we-go-herewego...
I don’t trust this man get him out of my sight
Also really bad joke but I need the freedom fighter to help my (mentally disabled) aunt, she wants total freedom from her current place and not a better place like a senior care facility
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awe he's already one of us https://www.rxddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/84fBc76l4T
not to mention he got booked for going after Silva and additionally stepped on Bruno
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Two young guys in Spurs shirts were in the elevator with me…they even kinda looked like Johnson with their hair
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pedri and yamal scoring we eating good
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fake team
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fake team
Well don’t put all your anger on them, go listen the new ice spice (grahly version)
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1931014589929435436?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
Ou rip ange
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the rat isn't starting against Andorra but Judas is 
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only one goal against the mighty andorra? smh my head
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They also were talking about PSG’s CL Run
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Tiji is in Manchester…can someone take him to the other Manchester club 
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full kit wanker... in a England kit 😭
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It’s not the usual kit, it must be a special one off or knock off since it has that yellow
Logo
It’s got some type of pattern on the bottom half
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city got cherki, Pep is cooking something
Also Grealish out apparently? Looking towards an Everton move ou
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Calvert-Lewin now officially out at Everton. We officially only have 15 players, apparently. Time for some Moyes magic.
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I saw, I think Grealish at Everton would be interesting
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Agreed
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45476813/wander-franco-charged-gun-possession-dominican-republic
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This city kit look like Milan’s from last season
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Well congrats @lean flower the power ranger is now your player
Lmao not the Melbourne mayor trying to help ange to get back his job
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star’s so happy
when I saw the news I first got out of work and started galloping around so yes
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explain in nfl terms
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explain in nfl terms
Um it’s kinda like if the Niners transferred CMC to the Ravens (bc this is SB’s team)
If this is bad ask SB for a better one
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Um it’s kinda like if the Niners transferred CMC to the Ravens (bc this is SB’s ...
note that this is also irl and not fantasy since SB has suffered under CMC in fantasy
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thats my girl
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no doubt hazard is the worst one though
What about Felix tho
thats my girl even tho no1curr (here at least)
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What about Felix tho <:cookie:1021797793699991613>
i’d put him at second
after that prob dembele and then coutinho
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I was talking abt the PSG kit (I saw a photoshoot for it, love the Eiffel Tower inspo on the usual red strip) and then bro took shots at Barca
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Ratboy (do I need to clarify) dropped his last name 
in other news I am hoping (finally) for Ornstein confirmation that the Wirtz deal is done to derail Ratboy's unveiling in Madrid
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Damn why did he drop his last name just for Madrid
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1933118123709698262
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Omg my favorite Gaga song
Also KDB is already at Napoli, Conte is cooking with Scott, KDB, and Lukaku
Conte would you like Garna as well, I heard you also want Musah (yes this is true apparently)
Wait not Trent taking in (allegedly) fluent Spanish already wtf did he know Spanish all this time?
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oh for christ's sake https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/1933129200019386730?s=46
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Star let him go
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Star let him go
no let me crash out some more because some of this is actually so fucking funny
Judas (the original one) still lives in my head rent free despite multiple times I've tried evicting him
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I’m sick so I’ll watch you crash out online
The other Bellingham went to Dortmund and my friend is happy to have the second one there even tho we joke they should take Jude back
Hes also tried to manifest Haaland back to Bvb
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1933118123709698262?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
posted this while cackling and crashing out earlier
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https://x.com/mancitypt/status/1933192579451129892?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ
I miss you bestie I watched you go from a 
to 
he did it again
K f.u. Nqn
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worst captain oat
Did you see that Fener is asking for him, hes going to have fun in Turkey for sure
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1933882463647920287?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
him and Darwin for Julian would be so fucking funny
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Yeah, but them doing so allowed the rest of the team to put in 10, so job done, really.
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I love him already
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And Tijji?
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I love him already
When Maguire shut down your boy
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Btw it seems MATS won’t leave Barca
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pray for Wathombe since Everton clearly want to try getting relegated again https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/1934696708258320550?s=46
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Salah already does this on a regular basis, what does he mean
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it's been a problem position for us for yeeeeears. seamus can't keep playing forever.
sadly
but yeah, walker is not the solution
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Salah already does this on a regular basis, what does he mean
Revenge for the Maguire PTSD
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I’m not fully on the nico williams hype train
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Ou
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I’m not fully on the nico williams hype train
sign Diaz then /genuine
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It seems everyone loves Cherki already
Tiji is also loved of course how can you not
Wait Tiji sang one dance NO MY BOY WHY MUST YOU DO THIS
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my egyptian king
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We never do well opening against newly promoted sides.
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need to make sure i have an alternative to watching leeds lose every game in the prem next season anyway
Good news for the Leeds supporter I mentioned ig, but also wants to watch local side FC Grasshoppers Zurich (theyre english but lives in Switzerland now)
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Joan Garcia release cause paid, Barca getting the 3rd but 1st choice GK
Oh I didn’t see the official announcement, congrats @lean flower
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now the leader of isis will leave
ur telling me we won’t have marmoush or ait-nouri bc of afcon…
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should be a good pickup if he can stay healthy for more than 10 seconds
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oh brother
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average mph in cleveland 
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streets are happy with reijnders
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streets are happy with reijnders
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Damn Barca got Nico Williams to agree to join
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Napoli want both Chiesa and Darwin, might as well send Harvey there too 🥲
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star cheered
the hatewatch went great in LFCcord it seemed
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<@342830461359226880> when did you infect Pep’s mind <:cookie:102179779369999161...
he’s simply a clone who follows my orders, the tactical genius has always been me /j
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https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1935740269456175323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ
Browns_Iran already does that
ICE is staging at Gate E at Dodger Stadium
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ICE is staging at Gate E at Dodger Stadium
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welp the haliban taking game 6
or ig not he’s not playing
oh he is i thought he was injured
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he’s simply a clone who follows my orders, the tactical genius has always been m...
Youre the mastermind??? :aoty2022: aka midnights emote
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1935744078961840579?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY...
Ou theyre trying to get Marc Guehi as a replacement but I forgot he was the homophobic Palace captain
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Ou theyre trying to get Marc Guehi as a replacement but I forgot he was the homo...
apparently he apologized
but uh... maybe don't do that again 
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It’s okay rumor has it that Maz was the only one that refused to wear rainbow jackets for our team so everyone then gave up on that idea
I totally forgot about that
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WIRTZ IS OURS OFFICIALLY
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He was learning English while making Bayern think he would join them
Wirtz did a Trent
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Nothing interesting but Rashford admires Lamine and wants to play with him
Really wants that Barca move one way or another
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https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1936826228108931393?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-...
Seems like a lot for a RUBL mon
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https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1936826228108931393?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-...
only one first for durant is crazy
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only one first for durant is crazy
he is old
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lmao vardrid got a red card not even 10 mins in
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lmao in other news https://vxtwitter.com/JacobsBen/status/1936540775812374581
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Did you see the Rico Lewis red card meant banned for 3 games
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yes
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poole as a pelican
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poole as a pelican <:soobcry:813224900592533504>
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poole as a pelican <:soobcry:813224900592533504>
SuperSaiyanPool is a Pelican?
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id put money on him making this decision after hearing they won the draft lottery
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Browns WR Diontae Johnson admitted he refused to enter a game in 41° weather last year in Baltimore because he felt “ice cold”
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good things he's gonna get cancun type of the weather in cleveland ohio right
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https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1937782816231530500?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ @cosmic fractal
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I saw
Unc Modric I welcome you
Also Partey is confirmed to be a free agent, but small chance Barca is interested
Dalot and his wife got married and this venue is beautiful god damn
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best kit of next season has arrived
crazy how spud bros have grown so much thanks to tiktok that what is essentially a food truck is sponsoring a championship club
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That’s hilarious
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castore has been our kit maker for a few years now unfortunately
crazy that we went from nike to that
it is a shame how much spudbros has blown up tho i used to go there every so often to grab lunch (£3.00 for a large jacket with cheese and beans was a bargain) but now it's impossible given the queue is an hour minimum
like its a jacket potato where the pull was fast cheap and massive servings, now it's just massive servings and tiktok clout
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Ou that sucks
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the gk kit though is 👌
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omg dua covered hey jude for anfield n2 i love her
na na na na na na, na na na na citeh
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na na na na na na, na na na na citeh
Gnarly*
Also Milos kerkez joined pool
Star cheers
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wrexham open their championship campaign away to saints
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need to give milan and wolves an extra £10 mil for reijnders and ait-nouri
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need to give milan and wolves an extra £10 mil for reijnders and ait-nouri
I told you you’d love him
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Bournemouth and Everton want Timothy Weah
He rejected forest earlier this week and Juve didn’t play him vs City
Also he and Weston McKennie complained about Italian food being the same thing: pizza, pasta, fish, and steak, causing an American vs Italian food war
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theyre having a mid off
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theyre having a mid off
Oh! You just haven’t had good Italian food
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put me on 
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Girl I don’t live in Ohio
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Also he and Weston McKennie complained about Italian food being the same thing:...
that's so reductive. there are a million different pastas served with a million different sauces.
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that's so reductive. there are a million different pastas served with a million ...
Listen Weston is very American, he taught his Italian teammates ranch on pizza
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fight me
I get it
I don’t either
ranch on pizza is so popular that our college offered a .25cent charge at the campus pizza place
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what do u get on ur pizza windy
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what do u get on ur pizza windy
Uhh anything veggie
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Oof so I know SB doesnt care for Walker but the Milan media posted this photo and then deleted 30min later bc of the awkward photoshop
Look at the shirt!
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18yo me is gushing at this
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Lmao apparently IVE is doing a halftime show in Korea for a pre season game for a K League team vs Newcastle
The last kpop group to do this was NewJeans…IVE be careful
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for CAM
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Inter beat Barca
Ignzai moves to Al Hilal to beat City
Clearly you have a worstie
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lmao they’re starting an ederson out agenda now
didn't Pep literally start this nonsense himself by selecting Carson over him for a moment
anyways yes please let him go to another league so we can stop letting Alisson play whenever he gets "injured"
Alisson fans would rejoyce
last March I blame on Ederson being injured and I put that in quotations because I can't remember if it was real or long enough to not go to WC qualis
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new scapegoat unlocked
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https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1940457305440768416?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-...
I don’t follow NBA but I was wondering if Knicks signed a new coach yet or not 5 minutes before h was announced
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is marca reliable bc theyre saying Liverpool’s Diogo Jota was in a fatal car accident
Okay I think it’s reliable bc it’s front page news
Poor dude and his brother
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Oh he got married 10 days ago damn
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@deep flint sorry for your team’s loss
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ehhhhh Marca isn't?
oh Portugal selecao reported it 💔
oh that was just the most shit news to wake up to
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ehhhhh Marca isn't?
Yeah someone said marca wouldnt lie about such serious things so that’s why I said it’s real sadly
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aw