you sent this and now Luton are down 2-1 
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at least I was smart enough not to post "pray for SB" on this one
also Luton are about to go down a man so holy shit this match is over
at least Ederson can't say he got a clean sheet 
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Top 6 YAC leaders since 2018\
The hard cap is one of the best parts of this sport
[Pro-Football-Reference] Deebo Samuel as a Wide Receiver averages 9.7 yards after the catch, nearly two yards higher than the next best Wideout.
The #1 Wideout in 2022? Deebo Samuel -- 8.8
The #1 Wideout in 2021? Deebo Samuel -- 10.0
The #1 Wideout in 2020? I'll give you one guess. Deebo Samuel -- 12.1
Most games with a 140+ passer rating in a single season
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Go browns
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There are six 7-6 teams in the AFC who have two playoff spots to fight over. Here's a breakdown of their remaining schedules & tiebreakers.
In the last 6 games, Mahomes has a 8 TD and 7 turnovers
The Broncos started 1-5, they’ve gone 6-1 since
A remarkable turnaround by Sean Payton and Vance Joseph
Deebo Samuel last 2 games: 288 total yards, 5 Touchdowns
Dude apparently doesn't like birds very much huh
Vikings vs Raiders is the lowest scoring game of this season
Vikings vs Raiders ended 3-0 in Minnesota’s favor. This “honor” previously went to Chargers vs Patriots in Week 13, which ended 6-0 Charger
his was the lowest scoring game since 2007.
The Seahawks have now lost more games to the 49ers in 15 months (5) than they did from 2012-2021 (4)
This 5 game winning streak against Seattle is the longest in 49ers franchise history
The Seahawks have lost 4 games in a row for the first time in Pete Carroll's tenure
The Seahawks have lost 4 games consecutively for the first time in Pete Carroll's entire tenure. The Seahawks are 6-7 and are very likely to miss the playoffs.
Nick Mullens is in at QB for the Minnesota Vikings, replacing Josh Dobb
Josh Dobbs pulled in the 4th in a 0-0 tie
It's been 4 years since a game was 0-0 at half. It happened twice today
Joe Flacco Now Has 100 Carrier Wins
Patriots eliminated from playoff contention at earliest point since 2000 season
Justin Tucker back to being the NFL most accurate FG kicker
Coming into the week Tucker lost his number 1 spot to Younghoe Koo
146/162 (90.12%) - Koo
384/427 (89.93%) - Tucker
However Koo has missed 2 FGs today while Tucker just made a FG before the half
385/428 (89.95%) - Tucker
147/165 (89.09%) - Koo
Bryce Young finishes the first half 3/15 with 29 yards
Player Passer Rating
Bryce Young 39.6
Derek Carr 42.4
For the first time in 4 years, the first half of an NFL game has ended scoreless
The last time the first half of any NFL regular season game ended without any scoring was San Francisco at Washington, October 20, 2019. The game ended 9-0 in favor of the 49ers. The Jets-Texans game is currently scoreless.
Former Titans TE Frank Wycheck, Hero of Music City Miracle Play, Dead at 52
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Dolphins are 9-1 against teams that are under .500
Per ESPN, the Dolphins had a 99% win probability with 3:53 left in the game
The Titans end a streak of 767 losses for teams down 14 in the final 3 minutes of the game
Last such win before tonight was the Texans against the Colts in 2016. Great resilience by the Titans, never doubted them for a second (ignore the flair).
[McDowell] on controversial offsides in Bills @ Chiefs “I have spoken with a lot of people involved in the NFL, past or present, over the past 24 hours, and I’ve not found even one who can recall such a penalty that was not preceded by a warning. “
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With the W on Sunday, Joe Flacco became the 9th QB with 100 regular wins & 10 post-season wins
Tom Brady (251 & 35)
Peyton Manning (186 & 14)
Brett Favre (186 & 13)
Ben Roethlisberger (165 & 13)
John Elway (148 & 14)
Aaron Rodgers (148 & 11)
Joe Montana (117 & 16)
Terry Bradshaw (107 & 14)
Joe Flacco (100 & 10)
Jalen Hurts: “We all have to be better. That starts with me. That starts with me as a quarterback & me as a leader. The tone that I set. […] We’d love to come out here & be perfect. But perfection is only an illusion. It’s about challenging yourself, learning from your mistakes & being better.“
For the Cowboys, Dak Prescott is currently favored to win the MVP and Micah Parsons the DPOY. The last team to accomplish this feat was San Francisco in 1994 with Steve Young and Deion Sanders. Before that was the Giants' Lawrence Taylor in 1986, who won both awards.
Is now a good time to point out that Pete Carroll has a losing record before Russell Wilson (15-19) and after Russell Wilson (15-16)?
The Dallas Cowboys have the highest point differential by a team this season, with an 188-point differential.
The Chiefs’ Wide Receiver Problem Is Now a Full-Blown Crisis
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@lean flower UNITED OUT OF EUROPE AND THEY HAVE TO PLAY LIVERPOOL NEXT
Ten Hag about to be hired back at Ajax in a month
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New reaction graphic unlocked
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The Chicago Bears, who currently hold the #5 pick in the draft, are 1 game out of an NFC Wild Card spot
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Newcastle also out of European competitions completely 
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SB is not allowed to say "pray to star" because we won our EL group and we're playing half academy half squad
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It only took them a whole year and an embarassment
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[OverTheCap] Per OverTheCap, the Chargers are 42 million over the cap for 2024
The Chargers lost so badly that r/Chargers is now a phone charger subreddit
With a final score of 63-21, the Raiders and Chargers have notched a Scoragami
Ryan Fitzpatrick on the TNF Postgame show is talking about Herbert not being a good enough leader for the Chargers
Al Michaels: “If this were Pop Warner, they’d stop the game.”
Ironically, this absolutely shellacking might do more to boost Herbert's Profile than any game he's actually played in
Both Russell Wilson and Lamar Jackson are close to passing Micheal Vick for all time Rushing yards by a QB
Each teams odds to make the playoffs if they win or lose, heading into week 15
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[Wilson] #Texans expected to start veteran quarterback Case Keenum against #Titans with rookie starter C.J. Stroud to miss game due to concussion
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was waiting to post for a while until we got news of something scary in another fixture but City drew vs Palace today and somehow managed to keep eleven men on the pitch 
fuck Paul Tierney
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Jahmyr Gibbs rushed 11-100, 1 TD and Sam LaPorta caught 5-56, 3 TD in win over Denver; Lions' Dan Campbell sounds off: 'I’m just going to bring it back to Brad Holmes. Took a lot of criticism for those two picks. But they look like they’re ok, so I’m glad we’ve got them.'
The Lions could possibly become the first team in history with two, 1000-yard rushers in the same season to also have a 1000-yard receiver
After tonight's game against Denver:
David Montgomery has 855 rushing yards
Jamyr Gibbs has 792 rushing yards
With Montgomery needing only 145 rushing yards and Gibbs needing 208 rushing yards over the final 3 games it is certainly possible that both will hit 1000 rushing yards on the season.
At 1175 receiving yards after tonight, Amon-Ra St. Brown is already well over the 1000-yard receiving mark.
In the 6 previous instances of 1000-yard rushing duos, no team has had a player with over 1000 receiving yards as well.
In his first 4 nfl starts, browning has 7 TD passes. He is only 6 TDs away from matching division rivals Kenny Picketts 13 career TD passes in…24 NFL starts
The entire AFC North currently holds a playoff spot and has a winning record
Jake Browning last 3 games
79/103 (76.7%)
953 Yards
5 TDs
2 INTs
112.6 rating
3-0 record
2 game winning drives
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https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/2795362
This is so stupid
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update: fuck Erik Ten Hag for playing boring football for 90 minutes
you have fucking McTominay and Garnacho and decided it wasn't fucking worth it to let one of them score before doing the 11 at the back nonsense
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Best football teams in Texas:
West Texas A&M Buffaloes
Texas State Bobcats
UTSA Roadrunners
Texas Tech Red Raiders
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas Longhorns
Baylor Bears
Houston Roughnecks
Houston Texans
North Texas
Am I missing any?
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went to the rams game today
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Nice
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left when it was 28-7 so i didn’t get to see jacoby brissett’s master class 
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Since being drafted in 2021, Trevor Lawrence leads all quarterbacks in turnovers with 55. However, he's just 14th in total TDs with 66
The Cowboys have a 1-3 record against teams with winning records this year. They have lost by an average of 19.33 points in those 3 loses.
Kevin Stefanski has become the first Browns Head Coach with multiple winning seasons since Marty Schottenheimer (1985-88)
Flacco today: 28/44, 374 yards, 2 TD, 3 INT
374 yards is his most in a game since September 2018 and the 7th most in his career.
The Falcons last 3 first round draft picks today against the 1-12 Panthers
Kyle Pitts: 4 targets, 3 catches for 37 yards
Drake London: 3 targets, 2 catches for 24 yards
Bijan Robinson: 7 carries for 11 yards and a fumble, 3 targets and 1 catch for 3 yards.
The Falcons lost 9-7 to the Panthers and are a full game behind the NFC South race behind the Bucs and Saints, who both win today.
Baker Mayfield goes OFF vs the Packers. 22/28 381 YDS 4TDS 0INTS
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Micah Parsons hasn’t drawn a holding penalty in 30 quarters
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Christian McCaffrey has more rushing yards vs the #2 rusher than the #2 rusher has to the #29 rusher
1.) Christian McCaffrey - 1292 Rush Yds
2.) James Cook - 968 Rush Yds (-324 yards)
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29.) Jaylen Warren - 652 Rush Yds (-316 yards)
The Eagles’ opponents through the first 11 games of the season averaged 7.18 penalties: 10-1. The Eagles’ opponents the last 3 games averaged 5.7 penalties per game: 0-3. Nearly a 2 flag swing
Jalen Hurts against the Seahawks: 17/31 for 143 yards, 0 passing TDs, 2 rushing TDs, and 2 INTs (40.1 passer rating)
New Orleans Saints are currently 87 million over the salary cap for next offseason
Joe Flacco has the same amount of touchdowns and just 200 less passing yards than DeShaun Watson despite playing half the games
Flacco’s stats in 3 games: 939 passing yards, 7 TDs, 5 INTs, and an 81.6 rating
Watson’s stats in 6 games: 1,115 passing yards, 7 TDs, 4 INTs, and an 84.3 rating
Tom Brady gives his opinion on Damontae Kazee's season long suspension for his hit on Michael Pittman Jr
"All we care about is 1-0", Arthur Smith replied when asked about not utilizing their star players. The Falcons went on to face the EASIEST schedule in the NFL and are now 6-8.
The drop-off of recent star RBs (Derrick Henry, Ezekiel Elliot) are more reason that Frank Gore should be in the Hall of Fame
[Dan Orlovsky] RE: 49ers -- "You could make the case that this is one of the best offenses we’ve seen in the NFL over the last 20-25 years."
[King] The seat’s toasty for Mike Tomlin.
Over the past 3 weeks, the Steelers have gone 0-3. The rest of the AFC North went 7-1
Steelers were previously 7-4, 2nd in the AFC North with the 5th seed.
After losing to the 2-win Cardinals, the 2-win Patriots, and the 7-win Colts, they are now 4th in the north with the 10th seed in the AFC.
Over that time, Steelers produced a -4 turnover differential (previously were +11 on the season) and scoring an average of 14 points while allowing 25.
Mitch Trubisky has thrown 3 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, 476 yards, and a rating of 79.6.
Trevor Lawrence now has as many career passing touchdowns (55), as turnovers (35 interceptions plus 20 fumbles lost)
Baker Mayfield is now 8th in EPA/play ahead of Goff, Lawrence, Herbert, Stroud, Lamar, Russ, and Burrow.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/kyle-shanahan-staff-inexperience-at-core-of-redskins-dysfunction/
If the Lions run the table for their next three games, Dan Campbell will be .500 for his career as the HC of the Detroit Lions
Christian McCaffrey is 1st in rushing yards & 2nd in rushing TDs. 69th in receiving yards and equal 8th for receiving TD's (both 1st for a running back) - MVP favourite?
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QBs by YAC and YAC%, Mahomes leads the league
The NFC West has appeared in 6 out of the last 11 Super Bowls
Travis Kelce has appeared in the most ads of any celerity endorser during NFL games, appearing 375 times. 3 NFL players make the top 10 in appearances
Top 10 endorsers by appearances this season
Travis Kelce: 375
Mahomes: 341
Jake from State Farm: 247
McCaffrey: 194
Aaron Ikeda: 178
Keisuke Hoashi: 178
Jennifer Garner :163
Sean Hayes: 142
Jason Bateman: 142
J.J. Nolan: 133
The Eagles win probability was 92% with 1 minute left in last night's game
NFL Week 16 Power Rankings: No one's beating the 49ers right now; Eagles and Cowboys fall out of the top 5
Christian McCaffrey has 1,801 yards and 20 TD with 3 games still left to go
QB Adjusted Net Yards / Att Entering Week 16
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welcome to atlanta justin fields
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um pray for Star since the European Super League nonsense is back on the menu it seems
Liverpool have yet to say that they're out so we're hoping that FSG won't need a mutiny from the players for this nonsense to end
since that's what ended it last time
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Looks like the Monday night flex worked out: at 19.36 million viewers, Eagles-Seahawks was the most-watched week 15 MNF game since 1999
https://www.buffalobills.com/news/bills-rb-james-cook-named-afc-offensive-player-of-the-week-week-15
The Browns are at 9-5 with 5 Wjns over current playoff teams. They have both starting Tackles, both starting Safeties, Both the starting QB+RB on IR plus multiple backups. Stefanski is only 6th in COTY odds, what gives?
Drew Lock Had Perfect One-Liner While Trying to Find Jalen Hurts for Postgame Handshake
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my word stands that I'm not counting FIFA Club World Cup as part of a City quad attempt
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Matthew Stafford last 5 games
119/178 (66.9%)
1,388 Yards
14 TDs
1 INTs
114.2 Passer Rating
4-1 record
This is the first time Derek Carr has had 3+ passing TDs in consecutive games since Weeks 7, 8 and 9 of 2015
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i got killed by puka in one league and olave in another one 
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[DaSilva] Playoff implications for the Rams in tonight's game against the Saints. Win: 69% chance at playoffs. Lose: 9% chance.
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i need aj brown fantasy points so fix it
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Peacock exclusive NFL games to not air ads in the 4th quarter (this season).
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The New Orleans Saints have allowed pressure on just 14.3% of pass attempts this year, which is the lowest rate in the NFL
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@lean flower I see the refs won today again, you're welcome. now pray that Rodri and Haaland don't get injured again
by the way for anyone who cares this is what I'm talking about
@cosmic fractal good game although y'all are lucky Saka didn't get sent off + Martinelli didn't get booked for the handball
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Wait what makes you think I’m an Arsenal fan
@deep flint I’ve never said that lol
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okay who are you a fan of then
I swore it was a big 6 club and I thought it was Arsna
I didn't think it was City or Chelsea
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<@264526750833311745> I’ve never said that lol
United? or someone else
I still don't understand how this wasn't a handball pen https://fxtwitter.com/trevsenpai/status/1738619018687254617?t=ayS_LpjkRG7-BxI11mJepg&s=19
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United? or someone else
Noitssad ~~ it’s also mainly bc my beloved Mount left Chelsea for them but I rooted for him to go to Liverpool istg ~~
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Kickers have not had a clean miss when playing the Bills all season.
Rumor[NBC Rotoworld] The Athletic’s Dianna Russini reports there is “chatter” in league circles the Steelers could consider trading head coach Mike Tomlin. “There has been chatter that perhaps the Steelers would consider trading Tomlin to Washington, Chicago or even Carolina to get back some picks"
[OC] The Eagles have only 14 dropbacks all season that are not from the shotgun, and only 12 attempts over the middle off play action all season. This is not an NFL offense.
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crying cause i’m losing in the semi finals for fantasy
one of them was as the #1 seed
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happy early anniversary to the Virgil Van Dijk and Cody Gakpo Christmas reveal posts
also happy early anniversary of Virgil accidentally leaking Gakpo's signing during a post match interview
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Brock Purdy finishes the night with 18-32 on passes, 4 interceptions and 0 TDS
Brock Purdy has thrown as many INTs in one game as Kenny Pickett has thrown all season.
Jalen Hurts (18) is now one turnover away from matching Carson Wentz's single season high in 2020 (19)
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For the first time in Mahomes career, he will finish with fewer than 12 wins in a season
2018: 12-4
2019: 12-4
2020: 14-1
2021: 12-5
2022: 14-3
2023: Ceiling of 11-6
Antonio Pierce (LAV Interim) has earned a chance to be the HC for the Raiders next season
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TOP OF THE LEAGUE AFTER CHRISTMAS
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Lamar Jackson is 19-1 vs. NFC teams in his career. Brock Purdy is 18-0 in his career when Deebo and CMC finish the game.
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anyways 3-2 MANUNITED vs Aston Villa WHOOO after trailing in the 2nd half along with the Danish Striker Goal Winner like I manifested with other fans
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anyways 3-2 MANUNITED vs Aston Villa WHOOO after trailing in the 2nd half along ...
okay but Hojlund getting the silent treatment with 1 premier league goal while Nunez keeps getting called a flop into oblivion 😭
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okay but Hojlund getting the silent treatment with 1 premier league goal while N...
Actually there were many doubters, but the supporters were much louder, even Liverpool fans said they were rooting for him :awe: NQN I HATE U IN ADVANCE if this embed fails
