#pekkas-playhouse
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cause for Bannerlord
it’s high demand
to play on the most detailed settings
and the huge battle sizes
Ok noob
just buy new one
but instead of repairing
I will be buying a new one
but going back into lockdown and no job again now
and don’t qualify for any income
so I’m living off savings again
for however long
i meant after lockdown yes
Obviously
No way they knew how long it will take to make a vaccine
but when everyone is dependent on the government they can throw out what ever conditions and be forced to sign em for help
and then they can take control
and tax you even more
mostly I think it’s just to control the masses
Can’t take 24 months with such a pandemic
lockdown is set to control the spread
but personally I don’t think the actual virus is as bad as it’s made out to be, and it’s just being used by the government to take control
I do think it’s real
though
either way just still gotta and gonna stick with the guidelines even tho my opinion varies from em
don’t need unnecessary trouble
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Professo...
pekka
wizard yes
Infinite power
The heat tho..
Pekka TH8
Infinite power
@drowsy bramble I have some questions, are you listening to the song? Also is that a nintendo 3ds?
Nvm on the second question, just saw that it was a battery
LMAOAOAPAOAOAOA
Nintendo 
lol but fr 0 politics is allowed especially right now
@arctic breach this is actually so stupid... like how has this even happened...
@modest gale it’s the Sarranids
they’re like the weakest infantry faction
and they beat Nords
and Nords are the best
they took a Nordic Town
somehow
and Sarranids on the other side of the map
Lmao
Sarranids are the Desert Faction
the faction that does nothing usually in both games
other then sit in the desert
but in my current save
Muslim faction?
they’re dominating everyone
Oh
Lol
and is somewhat a Muslim heritage but not entirely certain
Are nords vikings
yes
they’re the Viking faction
they probably got butchered by Sarranid javelins
and archers
Sarranids are actually super strong though
their archers are insane
their infantry is light armoured
but carry Javelins
Smh u said they’re weak
and Javelins leatho
well they are
you get into infantry combat
and they get slaughtered
they go down in 1 swing
pretty much always
they have next to no armour
Lmao
even their tier 5 is light armour
it’s chain
but on top settings you have to get to em first
they’re fast
How have they conquered the map then
Hi @shadow cliff 
and made the other kingdoms weak
and went from there
they’re the alpha power in the map rightnow
Smart
Lmao
U making me try the game fr
I’ve been a mercenary pretty much the entire game
Reminds me of age of empires
going to whichever faction has the most wars
and getting fat off the plunder
and experience
making friends and enemies
gotta get those friends before I start my own kingdom
no I ain’t being lazy
I want a loyal army
I don’t want an army of lords
who betray me before a huge battle
especially with a super power
Well good luck against the weakest yet strongest currently faction lmao
Wow
and at the start every kingdom starts roughly around the same size
Hot
the Sarranids have smacked everyone
Sarranids are really fun
played a save with em
they’re a strategical faction
you can’t just aimlessly rush with Sarranids
cause they get stomped in melee combat
I want to spam imma spammer
but can take anyother faction on in cav and ranged
they can slaughter armies at range
and have very strong cav
their cav is the tankiest in the game
but most prefer Swadia’s cav
since their weapons are better for everything
whereas Sarranid cav dismounted useless
Smh id just play easiest settings
I did the first playthrough
Are u playing on ps4
Xbox one?
this was crossed over
but the game was remastered in 2004
I think I have a big enough shield now
to deal with archers
and crossbows
I got the biggest shield I could find 🤣
that wouldn’t make me a complete snail
@modest gale R.I.P. me
Lmao
they aren’t the best trained tho
only about 70 tier 5
when my whole army is tier 5
Still a bigger army
as long as we don’t get surrounded
we could win
I have 140 troops
but they wounded
Right
yeah he has 400 troops again
but if I beat this, when my army has replenished
oh it’s not massive
population doesn’t do much
just less workers
meaning less income
for him
No i meant being limited by a population
I don’t like that
so I’m not surprised they can keep pumping armies out
oh no your aren’t limited
by a population
cause the population actually builds fast
but yeah my army slaughtering his
well his farmers
Don’t u take their kingdom if u defeat their army
Wdym by force
the kingdom survives until the last castle or town
and survives till the last army been defeated
but usually when the last castle been taken
all lords abandon the kingdom
so only really have to defeat the kings army
So what did u achieve by defeating his army moments ago
I took two castles
Oh nice
which will be given to allied lords
I’m the Marshall atm
meaning I’m incharge of the army
of the kingdoms army
if I call for help, they have to answer
Can’t u start as king
nah
Smh
can with mods
I don’t know lol
I feel like starting as a ruler without making it to it would be boring
whereas building up to being a king or queen there’s a story to it
and the other lords either like you or not
pointless taking anyone who doesn’t favour you into your kingdom
cause they’d just betray you
but if I beat this, when my army has replenished
@shadow cliff u didn’t say what was gonna happen if u beat his army again
Oh
Nice
there’s a chance they can escape after being defeated
What can u do with him
but if I get the chance
in Warband nothing
but in Bannerlord
you can execute em
or use him in Trade and force something from them
No i meant as hostage
in Warband only can ransom him
but I rather not ransom
I rather keep the ruler in my dungeon
Probably not good enough money
so don’t have to worry about 300 stacks pop up
Lmao
if you keep rejecting his offers for ransom
His army stops training then?
I see
personally I’m hoping I get to capture him
he’s captured me twice
when I was weak
and now I forced a war against em, for revenge
and cause they rich
Lol
How did u escape smhhh lucky
Oh
Can u enforce more security when u capture him
chance that you escape
not in a party
but in a dungeon yes
by having the upgrade for it
on the settlement
Ah
in a dungeon the chance to escape is so low anyways
if they put you in a dungeon after capturing you
Take all their money
you might aswell pay the ransom
Lol
cause if they offer the ransom
it’ll be stupidly high
so you offer it first
well they’ve been defeated
12 guys left 😭
U won the battle?
Nice
but only 12 people stood left
Did u capture him
nah he got away
Oh F
but that means he’d go bust out another army at some point
So it was for nothing or what
but it’s his gold he’s draining
nah it might’ve been a army of pretty much peasants and low tier troops
but mix that with 2 other lords who have trained up armies
they can easily take castles
or he could solely take slightly less defended castles
on his own
just because of numbers
just gets out of a battle
right back in against another 150
So u lost 7 troops?
Nice
but because all his guys were so low too
they were only wounding my guys
and not killing em
if they die they gone
wounded they will heal in time
So what did u gain except killing his army
loot and some gold
Nice
and now a easier counter attack
cause if that 400 was in a defence
that’s the worst to happen
even though it’s low tier
most of his army was
but they could easily keep you on the walls
and he slaughtered by his archers
nah
can’t force heal
heals over time
but I ranked up all those skills
on my main character
so as long as I stay above 10% hp they continue in use
and I got 8 companions with some points in the healing skill
so I can heal all my troops in one day in the game
so I can go into fast forward mode and my army all be pretty much healed up
Well then why can’t u heal before getting attacked
U won’t be attacked same day as a battle will you
can do
it more like 2-3 days
whereas usually it’ll take a week ingame
to heal or longer
defo longer with the amount of wounded in my personal army
U said one say why 2-3 now smh im confused
One day we aren’t fully healed
Why is this in #pekkas-playhouse
but most my army is back to be able to fight
but they aren’t full health
I love you tobi
I hate you too berlin
Dr manhatten is

Everything is weeb when arch plays it because she has 2 weeb symbols in her name
Oh okkkkk

@runic sun nice dog emoji bro
actually those are Chinese
Everything is weeb when arch plays it because she has 2 weeb symbols in her name
@runic sun is this true @shadow cliff
not Japanese

there’s a different
Difference*
the king back with another 70 kek
of recruits
but I caught him off out on his rally runs
time to kill him off again 🌚
no army allowed
or he jump into a castle I cry
doesn’t take long to recruit
mines very wounded but I called the vassals
so I started the siege to create the siege tower, so he can’t leave
and will start the siege when they get here
so now he’s trapped inside
He can probably still escape during battle
well then he can escape
I’ll just take the castle
castle will now be ours anyways
capturing him just a bonus
Can they receive reinforcements
only if they arrive before the battle is initiated

O i thought siege would kill reinforcements
there screwed anyways
I started it with 300vs200
and we broke onto the wall so fast
Some people are so obsessed with another person's life they can't even live their own
And no I'm not talking about couples
i made a $100 bet with my friend
;-; hopefully i win cuz i need to buy genshin impact stuffs

hi
I started it with 300vs200
@shadow cliff what? U attacking already? Wtf
@oak glade nice pfp mr head event coordinator

we beat em hahah
his defence was farmers
most of it
where we had elite infantry
so just bashed right up
as soon as we get on the wall, they were beat
we had the better force and the numbers
Did u capture king
...
lol
@modest gale what you see?
I see their wife’s and daughters, so I see ransoms = money 💰
@tranquil pike don’t ask for a clan here
get the role from #old-rr
give it a read
ok
I see their wife’s and daughters, so I see ransoms = money 💰
@shadow cliff lmfaooo
Grind good money out of them
So i guess the king himself escaped
yeah he did
but I don’t care
we got another of their castles now anyways
and since I’ve rallied the army
just going to steam roll
some of their castles
Yeah u also got his family lol
Lmao
they can pay me for their freedom muahahahahahahaha
that’s not just his family
that’s his whole kingdoms family
of the ones who resided in that castle
I annoyed 8 lords I seen on the feed when I captured em all
so I made quite a few of his vassal lords angry

well they gotta
they at war
unless we beat em
and now just going to use all the vassals to do my bidding
and I take the spoils
well a share in the spoils
Meow
Meow
Meow and meow in my life lol I am just looking at my teddy queen hogs I don’t have any of them lol
Meow and meow in my life lol I am just looking at my teddy queen hogs I don’t have any of them lol
@plush oracle Apple suggestion
Meow
It's called donation id for a reason 
For donation purposes kek
@runic sun wdym
Man saw the troops levels and think i dont have super gobs @runic sun
@wide pelican those healers tho
Easy queenwalk
Tell me how to use queen walk
Bruh that is kingwalk

@runic sun
Bruh wtf?
?

Bdndbdbfbcndbsnsjajsjfhghdhdhsjdjdid

Join or else ur mom
@cosmic vortex Are u vital?
Hmmmm
me
@runic sun
@runic sun
@runic sun
o
Want to see mine
r u on phone or pc
r u on phone or pc
@runic sun phone
ios or android
Android

good cause u can't do it on ios
there is a thing in upper right corner
Ss it
it looks like this
on pc
Then?
and likewise on android
u tap it
Then
u have multiple options of what to search
like for example from: (user)
and then u can specify
these are the options
u can do them all at the same time, it just is more specific
Thennnnn
u tap enter
and the messages pops up below
Many results 
specify
Like 1,000
Sadly it doesn't show every mentions
Oof
u have to write who you are pinging
@runic sun

now it shows all ur messages
Hey should I use wall rings to upgrade to level 10 walls?
Or what level should I use them at
most worth it to level 11
@runic sun 
because then the value is equal
570👀
there
wahat
Look at the pic lol
u have to write mentions:
not mentions
Wut
mentions: @runic sun
the :
and then space
and then the ping

I did it
yay
u can also do has:
@cosmic vortex Are u vital?
@runic sun what do you think
@runic sun ok
@dry ridge
tf is that
max 
yeah max obstacles
ah
ye
if you want to know new tips and tricks and improve your gameplay dm me
lol dc

ewwwwwwwww
Why don't they do this more often
Yes
i remember you sending it in the simp city server
yeah
this is like 3 years back
i want to see da new tabi
yeah i want to see new tobi with his gf
me and Tobi with our beards 

no

Who @ me

i see
hmmmmm
K
Hmm
lmao
my pug is wearing a tie
UwU
and my other pug is in a sweater

heyyyy boostin
hey furry

how's it going?
no news is good news
what?
yes
Sham listen
ver hot
Get me tag of a hay day mod pls 
no
@meager rover
ye just a min
Okay thanks
bro how can you nut to a 12 year old smh

he isn't 12 smh
Why does he have a naked 12 y old as a pfp 👀
he is like 16-17
FBI
Maybe
Why does he have a naked 12 y old as a pfp 👀
@scenic karma i meant i look 12 lmaoo
no you don't lol
maybe he wanted to flex his iphone
@meager rover its a 5s, its more of a diss on myself rather than a flex
Smh
lmao
bruh
Best sponsor EVER
filter evade smh
lmao
oh
Ain’t filtered
bruh why that not filtered
Bec
Discord 13+
Not 18+
cussing is filtered'
And most PH users are around 13
@burnt topaz is that picture filter evade or not?
It’s not
And most PH users are around 13
@plush oracle LMAO
its not yh
If filter doesn’t block it
lmao
@plush oracle LMAO
@ancient kernel true smh
Don’t need to ask a mod for that
@zealous estuary as first, get Harley Quinn pfp and as second, is saying PH filter evasion
Bec word ain’t filtered
lmao
yh thats true
Yooo, can we pls keep that word out?
@zealous estuary just to be sure im not getting banned cuz of my pfp right?
Yooo, can we pls keep that word out?
@zealous estuary we not allowed to talk about it or is it just u
i look 12 bro whos hot
youll get all the ladies
@tough flax in his dreams lol.
@zealous estuary we not allowed to talk about it or is it just u
@plush oracle maybe refresh yourself on our #server-rules
It’s not actually NSFW so......
jade be ignoring pings :/
@runic sun I don’t see anything nsfw, you’re fine
Doesn’t list the word
if you're wearing pants then yes it is
•Website names•
unless u a girl
other such forms
im not wearing pants
NSFW
Jade if it’s not filtered ur allowed to say it
website name counts as other such forms
its a towek=l☠☠
🥵
I’ll ask hawk
Doesn’t matter, that word is nsfw.
Well then filter it
Why not filtered then @zealous estuary
i dont think he can
Idk, I’m only a trial and just hearing of this now
Lol
@marsh tartan we allowed to say “pornhub”
Maybe new rules idk
It’s not actually filtered
Ik
Yeh
yes
@zealous estuary ^
Lol
Oh god, I love democracy
Dora
What’s going here
Shh
Orbit 
Lol

And it’s not nsfw
@plush oracle you think adult content isnt nsfw?☠☠
Imagine being upset upon a cat
lmaoo
No dank memer here
yep
And jade gets upset
@plush oracle no she doesn’t get upset u just pinged her for an unnecessary thing
Boi
Yes
She says it’s not allowed
Didn't u ping her too?
And that I should read the rules
Doesn’t matter
#pekkas-playhouse message @scenic karma i meant this
but you dont
#banana4mod
I literally said don’t need to ask a mod for that
I literally said don’t need to ask a mod for that
@modest gale imagine if we got punished
Lol
sigh

Welp, I learned something new
carry on


https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7nMGfiaJV6gr9IS0OHfXdU my spotify playlist 🙃
Eww
oh, ive heard of it
Hot
no
And in the car
He’s a mournful kitty in a car lmao
lmaoo fr?
I'm yet to find a cat who likes to be in a car
Meh he’ll get used to it
Yup
you have babies?
No
Family lmao
I’m 17, shortly turning 18
im confusing you with someone i think lmao
dang bruh nice
wait youre in america
not so nice
Lol
Idk I’ve quit mostly
?
I’m guessing no privates lmao
@zealous estuary
Bc we’re curious
Oi vey, as long as you aren’t showing anything inappropriate, you’ll be fine
loll
dont irritate em
@runic sun what are they gonna do, ban me? Lmao
Oh, sorry man guess twitchy is inappropriate @marsh tartan
cackles

No more cat pics
Idk
ik a bunch of people left during the mod apps
Hmm
Katie left the server
again?
She’s been gone lol
lmaoo
since when lmao
Idk at least like a week
why tho













