pekkas-playhouse

[lilac dawn]

Also it doesnt have a time bar

So I cant skip forward

[runic sun]

Imagine being an Azathoth cultist

[lilac dawn]

Ok

Imagine not

[hollow zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-summon-summoning-demon-satan-gif-15790175

[pale locust]

heil azathoth kbye

[modest gale]

Heil hydra

[lilac dawn]

قحرتیحسزتNATASبتصبنصک

[pale locust]

stop speaking spaghetti kthx

[runic sun]

judge my base

do your worst

[lilac dawn]

Its shit

Bye

[pale locust]

disgusstang

[vivid moss]

Done

[pale locust]

ok bye

[modest gale]

I live in an arabic speaking country and i don’t know what john sent

[lilac dawn]

Bcoz its cult language

[modest gale]

Lol

[lilac dawn]

Aka i typed random shit

[pale locust]

lmfao

[runic sun]

My pfp

Ugh

[tough flax]

Alchemist code (10%)
Shironeko Project (JP) (10%)
Dokkan (10%)
Valkyrie Connect (10%)
Azur Lane (7%)
Digimon Links (7% - needs confirmation)
Puzzle and Dragons (7%)
Fire Emblem Heroes (6% - climbing rate).
Final Fantasy Record Keeper (6%)
Star Ocean Anamnesis (6%)
Battle Cats (5%)
Mobius FF (5%)
SO:A (5% - needs confirmation)
Dragon Ball Legends (5%)
Grand Summoners (5%)
Knights Chronicle (4.8%)
AFK Arena (4.61%)
Dragalia (4% SSR - climbing rate)
ShinNaZuki (4%)
Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia (3.5%)
One piece treasure Cruise (3.5%)
Idolm@ster Starlight Stage (JP) (3%)
Idolm@ster Million Live Theater Days (3%)
DanMachi Memoria Freese (3%)
Another Eden (3.2%)
Girls front line (3%)
Dx2 (3%)
Captain Tsubasa Dream Team (3%)
BanG Dream! (3%)
FFBE (3%)
Gran blue (3%)
Destiny Child (3%)
Bleach Brave Souls (3%)
Princess Connect Re:Dive (JP) (2.5%)
Guardian Tales (2%)
Arknights (2%)
Kirara Fantasia (JP) (2%)
Idolm@ster Shiny Colors (2%)
Man vs Vampire (2%)
IDOLA Phantasy Star Saga (JP) (2%)
Idolm@ster Shiny Colors (2%)
Overhit (2%)
Langrisser (2%)
Empires and Puzzle (1.5%)
Ensemble Stars (1.5%)
Epic Seven (1.25%)
Revue Starlight (1.2%)
Brown Dust (1%)
FGO (1%)
Magia Record (1%)
Grand chase (1%)
Love Live School Idol Festival (1%)
RAID: Shadow Legends (0.5%)

[runic sun]

wow

[strong hearth]

I live in an arabic speaking country and i don’t know what john sent
@modest gale Saudi?

[runic sun]

so what is this

[tough flax]

chance of pulling a prize

kinda like loot boxes

[runic sun]

ah

[strong hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/khaleeji-saudi-tea-sipping-relax-gif-12286167

@modest gale

[runic sun]

shadowlegends at bottom

Expected nothing less

[tough flax]

the list doesnt include genshin

im assuming its around like 3-4%

[modest gale]

@modest gale Saudi?
@strong hearth no

also im not an arab

[tough flax]

Rating Drop rate
5 stars 1.6%
4 stars 13%
3 stars 85.4%

even less lol

1.6%

and they dont have 10+1 pulls

[runic sun]

trypophobic

like im not even trypophobic myself but thats just disgusting

[tough flax]

delete please

[pulsar oasis]

lol

fiiiine

cuz you said pls

i will

[runic sun]

i mean trypophobic people exist

They fear

[pulsar oasis]

and??

[lilac dawn]

what was it

[runic sun]

Trypophobic gif

[lilac dawn]

ok but what

[runic sun]

A face

With little holes crawling everywhere

[lilac dawn]

[runic sun]

and poggers bottom text

[lilac dawn]

[runic sun]

So I was scrolling YT and saw this, ENGLISH STONK

[lilac dawn]

ok?

[tough flax]

..?

[runic sun]

It should be -my birthday- not -me birthday-

[lilac dawn]

nobody cares

[runic sun]

It is annoying to watch

I just click never recommend me this channel again 🤣😂

[tough flax]

Only ytber I watch is airforceproud95

sometimes eric when I’m desperate for new strats

[sand spear]

lol

[fallow spoke]

@runic carbon

[runic carbon]

@runic carbon
@fallow spoke LOL

[fallow spoke]

Lol

Have fun carrying lola? @runic carbon

[runic carbon]

Breaking my back ? Sure

[fallow spoke]

Oof

I forgot how small you were

[runic carbon]

Bro

I’m an inch shorter than u

[fallow spoke]

And I’m 40 pounds heavier

[runic carbon]

Lola wiggles too much

To carry

[fallow spoke]

Hmmm

Could be a fun experience lol

[runic carbon]

Maybe

[fallow spoke]

It gets dark way too early anymore :/

[runic carbon]

Those probably are too small for Lola

[fallow spoke]

Probably tbf

I think that’s a retriever though so idk

[runic carbon]

Retriever is 50-70 pounds

Lola is over 100 rn

[fallow spoke]

Hmmm

Lola is almost twice what I weighed 6 years ago lmao

[clever nimbus]

https://youtu.be/YmcT_TcmVvo

[fallow spoke]

So, how have you been gem?

I think I may have a problem @runic carbon

I’ve got a cough, headache, I’ve been dizzy for over a day, sore throat and those are the things I can list off the top of my head

[runic carbon]

I’m alright was just eating dinner

I think I may have a problem @runic carbon
@fallow spoke go to a doctor I dunno lol

[fallow spoke]

Oof

I don’t wanna go to a doctor since if it’s not COVID there’s a chance I can catch it

[runic carbon]

How’s smell and taste

[fallow spoke]

How’s smell and taste
@runic carbon well I couldn’t smell before all this, and I didn’t notice anything all that off with taste

Although the cough and everything besides the dizziness set in today

[runic carbon]

That’s one of the biggest things

That would kinda make it seem like it’s possibly covid

[fallow spoke]

Well, couldn’t tell you off scent since my nose is borked

[runic carbon]

Well that’s kinda what makes u lose ur taste

Not being able to smell

Perhaps get tested to be safe

[fallow spoke]

Eh probably should go to a doctors anyway for my leg

[cunning remnant]

uwu

[fallow spoke]

I vote ban

[runic carbon]

[runic sun]

@cunning remnant what game

[cunning remnant]

Genshin impact

[runic sun]

thank you

[devout ridge]

pekka

[runic sun]

anyone got suggestions for mechanical keyboards?

i need a new keyboard

Where’s da

Azur lane gang

[shadow cliff]

@modest gale this is the first game, this is the shit you will absolutely hate, especially when on too difficultly like me... cause these crossbows just get up on hills and spread out like bad, and just fire at everything and hit you constantly and even hit you in legs, arm or something and makes you flinch just to be shot in the head after or something whilst flinching

[modest gale]

Lmao

Looks really fun tbh

[shadow cliff]

I’m just lucky, I been wearing thick armour

which is padded

so I ain’t just dropping

they murdered my cav

before they got up the hill

[modest gale]

Oh that’s your gameplay

[shadow cliff]

tried charging em with 20 heavy cav

[modest gale]

Im dum

[shadow cliff]

whilst they were in the field

but didn’t work out so

they be getting murdered

[modest gale]

So many archers geez

[shadow cliff]

in Warband Crossbows are so op

[modest gale]

Is that game from 1994 u said

[shadow cliff]

because they do so much damage

this one like 2004

[modest gale]

Cuz it’s too hd to be

Yep

[shadow cliff]

this is the remastered game

[modest gale]

I see

[shadow cliff]

the original was like 1994

or something like that

Bannerlord looks so much better tho

[modest gale]

How do u even understand it lol

[shadow cliff]

understand what?

the feed? ingame

[modest gale]

How to move to not get shot by arrows

[shadow cliff]

oh I was taking a gamble

[modest gale]

Lmao

[shadow cliff]

I was trying to approach with a shield up

I pushed with my full force

cause only takes to get close

and they put the crossbows away

since they crossbowmen

they not so great at close combat

but my crossbows weren’t going to beat there’s

so best bet I thought was to just push

in infantry we would beat em because heavy armoured infantry

[modest gale]

Using body shields smh

[shadow cliff]

and have big roman shield

[modest gale]

Poor humans

I mean poor bots

[shadow cliff]

well they have the big shields

that cover their body

[modest gale]

Oh

[shadow cliff]

whereas I’m with a small heater shield

like look at them in the clip

look at their shields

but main thing that pissing me off

Rolf my godly companion

[modest gale]

Might actually try to get that game

[shadow cliff]

stood their watching with his shield down

and not getting shot

[modest gale]

But for free of course 🌚

[shadow cliff]

holding a Jarid in his hand

[modest gale]

🏴‍☠️

[shadow cliff]

he just standing there loving life watching the charge

as I’m being murdered

[modest gale]

Yeah i saw

[shadow cliff]

right next to him

by crossbows

surely the guy with the shield down the easier target

😅

[modest gale]

Lmao

That’s not how ai works apparently

[shadow cliff]

who’s also standing still

pretty much I killed their commander

[modest gale]

They target the player smh

[shadow cliff]

and then they started bullying me

with bolts

they broke my shield

I had to pick another up

to save myself

[modest gale]

Just pick up a big shield

Can’t u do that

[shadow cliff]

well you need to look down to pick stuff up

and if I look down

the shield goes down

[modest gale]

Dead

[shadow cliff]

and that’ll expose my head

[modest gale]

Smh

[shadow cliff]

and I don’t feel like taking that risk

with the amount of crossbows

[modest gale]

It shouldn’t have to lower the shield

[shadow cliff]

nah it gives you control

[modest gale]

U could look down without moving your hand irl

[shadow cliff]

you control how and wear to block

with the shield and your weapons if without shield

yeah but the shield is locked to movement

pc you can look down with a shield up over head

but on a controller

not enough buttons

have to hold a trigger to keep the shield up

and then with the stick control where it covers

and with a heater shield can’t risk putting that thing down

[modest gale]

Ok didn’t think of that

[shadow cliff]

to cover my legs

rather get shot in the legs

then the head

my armour can take bolts out of luck

but helmet

no matter what helmet

if you get hit by a bolt in the head

you’re dead

[modest gale]

Helmet is basically decoration

[shadow cliff]

nah

does stop blades

and arrows bounce off

but against bolts

no helmet saving you

and not much armour can either

the armour I’m wearing isn’t one of the best armour

it’s just my favourite

since you can survive bolts

at a chance

like the ones that hit me, didn’t pierce or they grazed me

[modest gale]

Favourite? Appearance wise?

[shadow cliff]

whereas the better armours not necessarily got that ability

I love the appearance

[modest gale]

Yeah

[shadow cliff]

but mostly cause of the padding

which allows it to sponge bolts

at luck

and blades too

[modest gale]

Appearance doesn’t really matter but i would also prefer it lol

[shadow cliff]

so instead damages the armour, and not my character

[modest gale]

So that looks like muslim faction

I don’t know

Is it

[shadow cliff]

nah

[modest gale]

Oh

[shadow cliff]

the Muslim faction

are in proper desert clothing

[modest gale]

Yeah but their leather helmets

[shadow cliff]

those were Swadians and Rhodoks

those were low tier crossbows

those weren’t even the best crossbows

my guys are the Rhodoks

tier 5 infantry

big shields, fatal weapons and heavy armour

[tough flax]

Is this a history lesson or something

[modest gale]

This is archi talking about a game

[tough flax]

oh

what game

Ark survival evolved?

[shadow cliff]

no lolz

[modest gale]

Mount and blade

[tough flax]

oh

[modest gale]

I mean it’s basically a history lesson

Except no names are mentioned

[shadow cliff]

@modest gale this is sucha sad site... I hate the mountain maps... they’re fun when you’re at the top... but not when you are the ones at the bottom... because either way whichever side at the top, always sits there... especially since I had the bigger army

[tough flax]

Get OBS or something

Is that like medieval gta

[modest gale]

Wow

[shadow cliff]

it’s nothing like GTA...

[tough flax]

fps by the looks of it

[modest gale]

It’s a medieval strategy

[tough flax]

First person shooter shooter lol

[shadow cliff]

it’s not really a shooter though

[tough flax]

Like uh

War chess?

[shadow cliff]

it’s a medieval game

Mount & Blade Warband

can use a crossbow yourself

but I just like sword and shield and a two handed sword

[tough flax]

Damn 2009

[shadow cliff]

Warband is a remastered game

it’s old as hell now

but still fun

[modest gale]

Crossbows and ranged weapons are no fun

[shadow cliff]

graphics aren’t the best, but it’s not a game known for its graphics

[modest gale]

Except if it’s a shooter game

[shadow cliff]

honestly I do love using crossbows in multiplayer, but it’s hard to order your troops

and shoot back

especially since their morale is lower

if you not with them

or another companion

[modest gale]

Multiplayer ew

[shadow cliff]

can’t be having your army runaway now

atm I am leading a rebellion against the Rhodoks

so it’s literally just crossbow wars atm

should try taking a Rhodok castle 😭

100 Rhodoks can easily defend 1,000 troops

or any faction

just with how defensive their faction is

by nature

the infantry with big board shields and quick melee weapons

and deadly crossbowmen

the best crossbowmen in Warband

[warm gazelle]

Yo

[modest gale]

Geez

[shadow cliff]

they don’t have a cab force tho

which evens em out

[modest gale]

U should consider applying for uk general

[shadow cliff]

ahahahahaha

not a chance

not got the brains for that

[earnest dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421138480115089424/772738169941786634/Saw_Hero.mp4

[modest gale]

@shadow cliff go sleep

3 am

Smh it’s 6 am for me lmao

[compact token]

100 Rhodoks can easily defend 1,000 troops
@shadow cliff you’ll only need half of that on swadian elites charge lol

Just keep feeding them butter

[wooden narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/690483336799322132/773037786953285642/image0-1.gif

[pearl lava]

Damn Kermit lookin hot

[clever nimbus]

Nooo I got raided

[tough flax]

Ok

?

[karmic patio]

lmao

[wooden narwhal]

I cant

its impossible for me

[tough flax]

WHAT THE FRICK

[runic sun]

The nut advent calendar

[tough flax]

Not even possible dude

How d you get past 3

How much stuff do you need to watch

[runic sun]

ez

[runic sun]

Your daily dose of toxicity

[cedar ermine]

is that from the last update video?

[pulsar oasis]

i dont need this

[cedar ermine]

no one needs it

[pulsar oasis]

i play cs everyday

i get my doses quick and early

[runic sun]

ah

[cedar ermine]

yes

spoopy time gone

[runic carbon]

[vivid moss]

.

[shadow cliff]

@shadow cliff you’ll only need half of that on swadian elites charge lol
@compact token Swadian Knights but that’s just too easy, even on top settings

so I’m trying to have a play through where I don’t abuse them and go for an entire army of Swadian Knights

so limited myself to only having around 10-15 Swadian Knights

[meager rover]

@arctic breach

@hearty anvil

[arctic breach]

jumanji o

[meager rover]

That's all I have rn

I have watched more tho

[arctic breach]

i see social network

well played

[runic sun]

[arctic breach]

mark zuckerberg

[meager rover]

ah that movie sucks

[shadow cliff]

Jail broken Amazon FireStick > All

can watch anything you like

[arctic breach]

can't say i liked it tbh

[meager rover]

regret after watching

[arctic breach]

also i still need to watch og jumanji

[hearty anvil]

i see Fight club nice

[meager rover]

Also I didn't understand Joker

[arctic breach]

also why do you have jumanji next level but not jumanji welcome to jungle

[meager rover]

At all

[runic sun]

sham how old is your phone's camera?

lol

[meager rover]

Lmao my bro was playing chess...had to snap quickly

[runic sun]

lmaoo

hey @runic sun

[arctic breach]

also og jumanji came out in 90s

[runic sun]

hey pal whats good!

[meager rover]

already watched the og one

[hearty anvil]

shutter islan and prestige also good

[runic sun]

hey pal whats good!
@runic sun heyyyyy

how we doing today?

[meager rover]

All Jackie Chan ones

And IP man

And all

[hearty anvil]

[runic sun]

how we doing today?
@runic sun just chilling

[arctic breach]

shutter islan and prestige also good
@hearty anvil i recommendend all of them along with fight club,are you proud of me jay

[hearty anvil]

yes

always

[arctic breach]

aww noice

[meager rover]

also mr bean ones

op

[hearty anvil]

Johnny english nice

[arctic breach]

have you watched rush hour sham

[runic sun]

mr bean ❤

[arctic breach]

[meager rover]

ye

[runic sun]

rush hour was good ngl

[arctic breach]

what about sequels ?

have you watched them as well

[meager rover]

No

[arctic breach]

why

[meager rover]

Idr

[arctic breach]

they are not that bad

[arctic breach]

there are two sequels

[meager rover]

Will watch some day

[hearty anvil]

one of my collections

[meager rover]

owo nice

[arctic breach]

ps i love you noice

[meager rover]

The matrix

[arctic breach]

i watched some of them

[meager rover]

Is that good?

[arctic breach]

first one yes

others not so much

[hearty anvil]

yes PS i love was very nice

[runic sun]

i liked get out

[meager rover]

I haven't watched the matrix tho

[arctic breach]

assassins creed movie was bad ngl

[meager rover]

Bruh

[hearty anvil]

lol yes

[arctic breach]

i am fan of ac game series but that movie sucked

[meager rover]

Where is The Karate Kid

[runic sun]

karate kid was boooring lol

idk why i watched that

[arctic breach]

i haven't watched karate kid

[hearty anvil]

i liked the original one

[arctic breach]

i mean i did watch

but not all of it

[meager rover]

I watched it when I was like 10

[runic sun]

there are 2 karate kids??

[meager rover]

So it was good

[arctic breach]

yes

[meager rover]

Yes

[arctic breach]

second one is worse tho

i also need to watch die hard

[runic sun]

whott

[meager rover]

also watch indian movie when?@arctic breach

[arctic breach]

i know the plot ok

[runic sun]

the first one is the one with with will smith's kid right?

[hearty anvil]

karate kid old one was nice

no smh

[runic sun]

wot

[arctic breach]

also watch indian movie when?@arctic breach
@meager rover i actually did watch indian movie on television

[meager rover]

He won a competition

[hearty anvil]

imagine not knowing Miyagi

[arctic breach]

but i forgot it's name

[meager rover]

owo

[runic sun]

whos miyagi

[hearty anvil]

the OG

[arctic breach]

actually two nvm

[runic sun]

idk bro i only the will smith's kid one

[meager rover]

Imagine forgetting movie names

[hearty anvil]

there is another from 1984

[runic sun]

damn

[hearty anvil]

also there is a series based on that movie

[runic sun]

i didnt know that

[arctic breach]

well i watch it when my mom was watching it

not alone

[meager rover]

Also for me 3 idiots is the best bollywood movie

[arctic breach]

since it was on tv i didn't focus much

[meager rover]

I see

[runic sun]

Also for me 3 idiots is the best bollywood movie
@meager rover 3 idiots is the best bro

[arctic breach]

but i watched 3 idiots

[runic sun]

if you dont like 3 idiots

like get a life

[meager rover]

lmao

True

but i watched 3 idiots
@arctic breach tf really?

[arctic breach]

my favorite scene from 3 idiots is when they asked do you know our names

[meager rover]

lmao

[arctic breach]

to prof

[runic sun]

my fav from 3 idiots is the one where the dude gives the speech

and they mess up his speech

lol

[arctic breach]

@arctic breach tf really?
@meager rover years ago tho

prob 5 years ago

[meager rover]

Do you remember the whole stuff?

[arctic breach]

no

[meager rover]

If not watch again

[runic sun]

yes

what sham said

[arctic breach]

i remember plot and important stuff

but no

[meager rover]

It should be available in Turkish

[arctic breach]

i am watching the blacklist rn

i don't watch dubbed movies ok

[meager rover]

tf you watched in hindi?

or English dubbed?

[arctic breach]

subs exist

[hearty anvil]

[meager rover]

oh

lol

ok

[arctic breach]

big brain

[meager rover]

Ye dubbed sucks

[arctic breach]

have you heard about miracle in 7th cell tho

[meager rover]

That's why I waited for like 5 years to watch Harry Potter

[arctic breach]

at least turkish version

[meager rover]

I haven't

[arctic breach]

even neymar watched it

[meager rover]

Also I have watched Stuart Little

[arctic breach]

sounds like bad movie

[meager rover]

kids movie

[arctic breach]

5.9 rating

just watch wall-e then

[meager rover]

Also I have watched all the movies of Doraemon

[arctic breach]

i have watched frozen then

lol

[meager rover]

o frozen

[hearty anvil]

me too

all movies

😔

[meager rover]

haven't watched frozen but ok

[arctic breach]

both sequels as well

[hearty anvil]

i liked it too

[arctic breach]

yes

i also watched tangled

[hearty anvil]

😳 me to

[meager rover]

Toy story also good

[arctic breach]

i watched all of it

but i bet you haven't watched john wick sham

[meager rover]

I haven't

[arctic breach]

but how

[hearty anvil]

omg

[arctic breach]

[hearty anvil]

no

sham no

[arctic breach]

how is this even possible

[meager rover]

somehow

[hearty anvil]

[arctic breach]

tbh sham i doubt you have been watching any movie before i started recommending them

[hearty anvil]

i agree with Conq

[meager rover]

o

i have watched Titanic ok

[arctic breach]

but when you were a kid

[runic sun]

titanic is hot

[vivid moss]

The irony..

[runic sun]

Hmmm

[true tundra]

[jolly shard]

[thorn palm]

Broooo

[runic sun]

[thorn palm]

Looks banging!

[true tundra]

Asda

[thorn palm]

Asda eh

Dont mind If I do. Will take a little walk

[true tundra]

Grandparents always order from there

[thorn palm]

I'm getting ramen

Send address ill send you some

[true tundra]

Nooo

This trifle is epic

Enjoy ur ramen

[thorn palm]

Choccy trifle is incredible. Get a mad sugar rush soon😂

[true tundra]

Lmao

I’m fat enough ffs

Too good to resist

[gritty cave]

Itap of where I live

[shadow cliff]

@arctic breach the Sarranids are on mass expansion... somehow they’re absolutely destroying the Khergits, as I’ve just wiped out the Rhodoks in my Rebellion and took over their whole land single handedly 😅

[arctic breach]

Since when sarranids conquer everywhere,very interesting

[shadow cliff]

yeah... they’re the strongest in the map

Nords are being smacked too

[arctic breach]

Also have you made your kingdom or are you helping someone else to overthrow a king

[shadow cliff]

by the Vaigers

I’m doing the Rhodok rebels

but we won the Rebellion now

I just steam rolled the last 6 castles

with a war army

after I bullied all the Rhodok lords

captured 13 of them

aswell as the King

so taking all the castles with a war party was easy

even on top settings

cause all they really had was small armies

and garrisons

[arctic breach]

I helped swadians rebellion and after that i took down swadians lol

[shadow cliff]

I think I will do Sarranid Rebels next

[arctic breach]

aswell as the King
@shadow cliff at least you can exe king in bannerlord

[shadow cliff]

defo be a challenge

to take over the Sarranids

[arctic breach]

Which you can't do in warband

[shadow cliff]

yeah

but that’s because you can’t actually die

if you fall in battle everyone is still alive

but in Bannerlord you can enable death

in battle

but you will always die though

[arctic breach]

Yes but it doesn't work rn

[shadow cliff]

From age and natural causes

it works now

to kill someone in battle with the perma death

you have to overkill em

[arctic breach]

Ig with last update then

[shadow cliff]

for a higher chance of death

nah that mechanic worked on release

I remember seeing it

but it doesn’t happen to often

[arctic breach]

I tried to get myself killed but it didn't work

[shadow cliff]

have to overkill em

or be overkilled

say like 300 damage from being lanced

[arctic breach]

I wanted to play with spouse

[shadow cliff]

you can risk being killed in perma death then

[arctic breach]

Spouse has better stats

[shadow cliff]

yeah your children and stuff always end up with better stats

then the character before

cause they get bread with chances of having heroes current stats at base

and they’d be a low level at that point

so it’s easier to level em up

[arctic breach]

True tbh

[shadow cliff]

yeah your children can either be worse

or better

it depends on luck

but personally I think I would try to have more children then less

cause if you start killing people off

people start to kill your family off

and you don’t want to start a family war of executions

and have your entire family executed

[arctic breach]

Also you lose honor

Which is bad

[shadow cliff]

yeah but Honour only really matters if you go down a honourable route

[arctic breach]

Bcs if you lose honor people who have positive honor don't come to your side tho

[shadow cliff]

that’s not pillaging and everything of that sort

but if you go around pillaging villages, raiding and everything

your honour gonna be low anyways

yeah there’s two ways to really play

[arctic breach]

Pillaging villages is not worth it anyway

Doesn't give much

[shadow cliff]

go down the dishonourable path, the dishonourable lords love you

and the honourable hate you

[arctic breach]

But they easily defect your side tho

It happens

[shadow cliff]

yeah, all the good lords will abandon you so easily

the dishonourable lords always seem to have the better armies and bigger armies tho haha

[arctic breach]

No i mean even dishonourable lords always change sides

[shadow cliff]

but that’s because they always got gold to spend

yeah it depends on reputation and other things too

if their renown is better then yours or think they’re better, they could rebel against you

or leave your faction

[arctic breach]

Also i found out how to fix my game

[shadow cliff]

cause that’s one thing I do like with bannerlord

they allowing the AI to rebel

like Warband only you could start rebellion factions

also what they want to add in Bannerlord is the AI able to create their own factions too

but don’t think that implemented just yet

[arctic breach]

Yes i heard about that

[shadow cliff]

might end up like the Empire constantly in Civil war

[arctic breach]

They have so many plans tbh

[shadow cliff]

the empire is a really strong kingdom

but they make themselves weak

cause they spend most the game at war with 2-3 factions at once

aswell at war with themselves

and they just obliterate eachother

and other factions just come in and take the castles and towns

[arctic breach]

They haven't added rebellion yet tho

[shadow cliff]

yeah

most of the singleplayer is still disabled

[arctic breach]

Like perks

You can buy cities with gold

[shadow cliff]

main thing I want changed is the vassal system

[arctic breach]

Capitalism

[shadow cliff]

the whole diplomacy

atm it’s broke

you can pay a whole kingdom to join you

by simply buying off the lords

for cheap amounts

atleast make it more expensive or change the way the income works

cause it super easy to make money in Bannerlord

[arctic breach]

Just make weapons and sell them

Easy money

[shadow cliff]

Especially late game when everyone is sitting at like 10 million gold

yeah smithing op

even without smithing super easy to make money in Bannerlord

Warband you defeat a lord and you get 1-2k tops if they a powerful lord

[arctic breach]

With caravans and local investments

[shadow cliff]

Bannerlord you can get 20k from beating lords tops

but tend to get around 7k-10k

caravans in Warband were naturally created

in Bannerlord you need to manually create em

if you want trade

picking which local investments is easy in both games tbh

[arctic breach]

Last time i checked caravans were broken

Idk how are they now

[shadow cliff]

check what is most dominantly made in the surrounding villages

Caravans make everyone rich

not just you, but also who it is traded with

reason why I would target em if I seen em

[arctic breach]

They are fast tho

[shadow cliff]

very fast

[arctic breach]

I usually have hard time to catch them

Also attacking them sometimes start war

[shadow cliff]

it will

cause you’re technically raiding them

you’re attacking their subjects

and for that they can declare war without any negative reactions to it

a lot of people dislike going to war without reason

but I love war 🌚

Rhodok Rebels got me 1k more renown

started with 600 renown

and end with 1.8k

and only day 300

of my save

so powered through it so far

[arctic breach]

Nice one lol,how many castles/cities left

[shadow cliff]

nothing in the Rhodoks

they’re overthrown

[arctic breach]

Oh ok,so you are joining sarranaid rebellion now

[shadow cliff]

I got very lucky in this rebellion tho

since no other faction declared war

Swadia did

but wanted peace within 20 days

cause we destroyed their war army

and Nords were at war with em too

[arctic breach]

Also with mods you can marry with the person who you helped to become king/queen in warband

[shadow cliff]

and then the Nords went and crushed em

[arctic breach]

But you can't use mods

[shadow cliff]

by taking all their towns

[arctic breach]

[shadow cliff]

yeah I’m playing entirely vanilla

I think I will leave the Sarranids alone

I want to see how far they can go

I don’t actually want to disturb their powerhouse plays

for one Vaigers and Sarranids are both dominating

between the two, they own half the map

[arctic breach]

You should create your own kingdom,that would be good challenge

[shadow cliff]

I have created my own kingdom

several times

this time I want to go down a different route

instead of creating a kingdom early

[arctic breach]

Have you conquered all map with it

[shadow cliff]

yes

I’ve beat the game 7 times

I have 7 different saves where I’ve conquered the map

whether that’s through my own faction

or one of the set factions

conquered the map with Khergits before

that was a real challenge ngl

trying to siege the Rhodoks, Sarranids and Nords were stupid

Khergits on foot so weak

[arctic breach]

Well i mean they are usually good on open field

I mean khergits

[shadow cliff]

yeah but still not the strongest

they don’t do well against grouped forces

that’s why you have to break the force apart

make the opposition fall apart and they just destroy

@arctic breach the real challenge I’m going for this save is

When I create my kingdom

is only lords can go in their cultures area

so won’t be appointing lords wherever

so like only Khergit lords in khergits starting lands

[arctic breach]

I see well that would be real challenge

[shadow cliff]

yeah would be forced to be friendly with everyone

and make relationships with em

[arctic breach]

Well you can break lords out of jail

That gives good relationship points

[shadow cliff]

true

also my rebellion against the Rhodoks was stupid

like every Lord has gone to the Sarranids

while they all abandon the kingdom, before the rebellion is claimed victor

[arctic breach]

They should have joined your side tho

Not sarranids

[shadow cliff]

they join whoever has available land

by nature

it’s their most dominant pick

and because Sarranids have so much available land

[arctic breach]

I mean yes but you could convince them to join your side

[shadow cliff]

I can do yes

but I didn’t bother too much

since low relations

since it still pretty early game

[arctic breach]

But i mean when you start to dominate their lands they easily change sides tho

[shadow cliff]

nvm I take that back, seems everyone loves me for the Rebellion

[arctic breach]

Welp gg then missed opportunity

[shadow cliff]

swiftly drops in relation tho

and haven’t spoke to all or close to all of the lords

so most wont be on the relationship chart yet

I ain’t fussed tho

I did persuade bout 10 to join

but the remaining ones some joined Rhodok but most went to Sarranid

most of the people who love me aren’t even Rhodok lords

to begin with

most of em are Swadian lords who love me, and Khergits

but Khergits bout to fall anyways

so they’re darted around everywhere

too

[arctic breach]

But swadians good

[shadow cliff]

Swadia has like 5 castles left

and that’s it

they’ve been closelined by the Nord

[lilac dawn]

nerds

[shadow cliff]

and the Nords been wiped by Vaigers

[arctic breach]

Weren't they like vlandia in future

[shadow cliff]

Swadia is the empire

[runic sun]

Hey @arctic breach u bonking 24/7?

hmmmm

[shadow cliff]

you realise Bannerlord is based before Warband

[lilac dawn]

He bonking ur face

[arctic breach]

Yes ik

[shadow cliff]

the empire is Rhodoks and Swadia

[runic sun]

He bonking ur face
@lilac dawn no u

Yes ik
@arctic breach no no no

[shadow cliff]

Nords are Sturgia

[arctic breach]

But i forgot which one is which

[shadow cliff]

Khergits are Khuzaits

[runic sun]

Hmmmmm

[shadow cliff]

Britannia doesn’t even exist in Warband

they just got wiped out

[arctic breach]

I just remember khergits were khuzaits bcs they have similar names

[shadow cliff]

both Tribesmen and Nomad factions

they’re like the Huns

[arctic breach]

I haven't played mount and blade for like 6 months

[shadow cliff]

lack infantry

their whole faction is on cav

[lilac dawn]

ok but did you know Evelynn Ult at max rank does 375 base (+ 75% AP) dmg in an AOE and that damage is multiplied by 2.4 for targets who are under 30% of their max HP

[shadow cliff]

John nub

[lilac dawn]

Nou

[vivid moss]

All you gonna see be a gray screen so it doesnt really matter

[runic sun]

John nub
@shadow cliff who is john?

[plush oracle]

@zealous estuary what ur pfp trying to catch

and check modmail if u got time

[zealous estuary]

O, fox be lookin' for food c: And will do

Looks like hawk eye got to it

[runic sun]

lol

Btw nice pfp @zealous estuary lol

[zealous estuary]

Thank you

[pulsar oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/food-truelove-ineedyou-foodkellyrowland-gif-4035693

https://tenor.com/view/food-pasta-gif-11133763

[runic sun]

Bruh

Kinda hurts my head lol

[pulsar oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-hungry-food-cute-gif-12983510

[runic sun]

https://youtu.be/Nclo5q_z5F4

https://youtu.be/_ZmHwaqCxRY @arctic breach

[arctic breach]

i already watched it

jokes on u

[runic sun]

Everyone is day 2 in CWL and we have not been started yet 🤣

[arctic breach]

homelander be vibing

[runic sun]

https://youtu.be/_aTtabZanmk @hearty anvil

The mission

The nightmare

They're finally over

[hearty anvil]

🥺

[heady parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ashtley-never-gonna-give-up-rick-roll-gif-4819894

[runic sun]

cringe

[heady parrot]

th14 being in ur name is cringe

[runic sun]

says aRmaAAN chIPs

[heady parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-9575207

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tree-red-and-gold-christmas-lights-gif-3580595

[runic sun]

https://tenor.com/view/snowflake-noooooo-upset-triggered-donald-gif-15519182

[heady parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-vibes-anakin-anakin-gaming-xxxtentacion-bad-vibes-forever-album-gif-17448227

[runic sun]

https://tenor.com/view/gog-gog12-gug-gog-gif-gog-gog-gif-18724860

[heady parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-i-sense-much-fear-in-you-serious-gif-14586631

i knew it

[runic sun]

https://tenor.com/view/arteleboufoutnik-gif-8400735

?

A lot of random gifs

[pulsar oasis]

omg

https://imgur.com/B40sdnm

[hearty anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINddkzfTzM

@shadow cliff

🌚

[shadow cliff]

Yeah I’m watching

[modest gale]

Oh

[shadow cliff]

need loads of lessons

[hearty anvil]

so thats not a no

[shadow cliff]

either of us do those spins and we dropping

especially in heels 🤣

[hearty anvil]

🌚

[modest gale]

Lol

[shadow cliff]

Jay are you trying to kill me

[modest gale]

Archi wearing heels gonna be 6”5

[shadow cliff]

I would be ded

[hearty anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/karate-practice-balance-gif-13772248

[modest gale]

Monster

[shadow cliff]

Berlin depends on the height of the heels

[hearty anvil]

but that last scene when he picks her up

[shadow cliff]

my bf can’t do that

I’m too fat and heavy

[hearty anvil]

issoke

[modest gale]

Archi fat

[shadow cliff]

@modest gale this armour so fat... I be getting so lucky now 😅

I love how my head was jiggling

[lilac dawn]

ok nub

you know what else is fat

you

also Gem

[modest gale]

Lmao

How many arrows did u get hit by

[shadow cliff]

I don’t even know

but I think I need a bigger shield

[modest gale]

Actually funny lol

[shadow cliff]

all I know is I am the luckiest person ever

how nothing pierced my armour

but I looked like a porcupine after

[modest gale]

That shield legit looks like a trash can’s head

[shadow cliff]

I looked after the battle

it’s a great shield

when I get in melee I can be speedy Gonzala

and swords and stuff get stuck on it, so I can counter

but doesn’t save you from crossbows or archers

or throwing weapons

[modest gale]

https://tenor.com/view/shield-gif-6018288

[shadow cliff]

sadly that didn’t work for me

I tried

[modest gale]

Lol

[shadow cliff]

and didn’t work

[modest gale]

Just need bigger shield ez

[shadow cliff]

bigger shield

means you’re slower

and I’m already slow

cause of my armour

it’s heavy as hell

[modest gale]

Git gud ez

Get full body shield

[shadow cliff]

my army just got slaughtered pretty much

ouchie

[modest gale]

Gg

[shadow cliff]

yellow means wounded, red means dead... green means woohoo

[modest gale]

https://tenor.com/view/boat-mount-and-blade-building-mongoloids-gif-16531777

[shadow cliff]

that’s Bannerlord

the newer game

looks exactly like it

[modest gale]

Lol

Doesn’t look hd enough smh

[arctic breach]

find better gif

[shadow cliff]

that’s a really bad gif too

[modest gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bannerlord-animation-bannerlord-mount-and-balde-ready-snow-gif-16151603

[shadow cliff]

quality wise

same again

[modest gale]

Yeah

[arctic breach]

this is loading screen for bannerlord

[shadow cliff]

decreased quality

with the gif

which is normal for gifs

[modest gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bannerlord-somalia-esports-gif-18659041

[arctic breach]

this is literally 144p

smh

[modest gale]

Can’t find good gifs

[arctic breach]

also this is multiplayer

[shadow cliff]

that’s captain mode