#pekkas-playhouse
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Tales from borderlands might be best tho
They should make vibrating nail files
Can we go for the triple?!!?
does her best to look like a hapless beggar
@magic pine looks like they do. check Amazon.
tells strangers walking by that nontageritis is a serious illness
hands out graphic pamphlets
lays out pizza to bait people into coming closer
yells You too could have nontageritis and not even know!! The end is nigh!!!
chorus(es)/sings: The end is night! nigh! nigh! (imagine that in a rough, melancholic voice)
picks up pizza and runs away
little did the pizza thief know that the pizza was infected with nontageritis
Idc, pizza is pizza
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woops wrong channel.
triggered
Ding dang it, @KratΞ©s#7871
lol
@white raptor
@magic pine
I have a big ego
lmfao
lol
throws 5 entire bunches of π at @steady roost
harder @white raptor
faster
better
stronger
hmm
πππ
score is 2-1
I won
correction
no u
1-1
that woman one was kind of bad
ok 2-1 sex ahead
kyle you need better memesπ
kYlE yOu NeEd BeTtEr MeMeS
3-1 sex ahead
nah
3-2
nice!
ππ
4-2
You could say those are some explosive jugs
3-3 sorry
^^^^^^^
Whos winning tho
you
trash memes
5-4 gold
That was off google
5-4 gold ahead
Cba to dig through my 5000 screenshots to find memes
i have him added
Who
The sad thing is 5000 screenshots probably isn't that far off
5-4 still
trayvon
Trayvon is the best
Gotta love a good pun
5-5
Lmfao
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Drip amd dip
I follow them
And*
6-5
Ejaculate and evacuate
sex winning
Nut and go
lmfao
Smash and dash
π
jesus
always
Splert and skrrt
lmao
π
Ahahahahhaha
Fek
π
Not frands anymore @wanton dock
love yah forever @ancient kernel
Can I get promoted
π
π
I hate being white
Woah
π
You privileged white male
π
triggered
uhuh
I wanna be yellow or sumtin
whutπ±
Bouta catch these asian hands
π
Boiiiii
winning
who are you calling yellowπ
wth
Can I be gold?
gotta win nerd
Win what
π
i can't find anymore memes
Oh kek
go to slots and grind your ass off and get 2m
To snapchat i go
contest is over @subtle igloo
I won
π
Gg
hello @icy monolith
@wanton dock wym wth?
Hiya
π
It wasn't a tough matchup tbh
What do I do in slots
!max
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π 2β£ π
πͺ π πͺ
@subtle igloo Nothing!
Your bid: 1000
463000 β 462000!
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@wanton dock Nothing!
Your bid: 1000
23000 β 22000!
!pd
!pd
no do it in slots
No here
Roxy
you will eventually get lucky or grind forever
yes
1v1 me
duel
Use the right channels guys
@ashen idol lol isn't that for just your clan members only?
Lol
π
@wanton dock still here?
Hi
recruit
@ashen idol ^^
@lusty bone hmm?
@ancient kernel you look beautiful 
You cant
π
Who even drinks pepsi tbh
@molten comet i think someone somewhere actually drinks 
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O shit
ShΔ«t
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it
TH20
How crucial was pizza to your getting to TH20?
Guys I have a silly question. Is that the place to shoot it ?
@deep wadi Depends on the question, I guess. π
Well we have a lvl 10 clan( not Nova oz fc) and we are curious about being part of an alliance. So how does a clan become part of an alliance? Are they invited or do they have to apply somewhere or what ?
@deep wadi That would depend on if you want to join a specific alliance, or just create one with another clan.
How do I know about various existing alliances? Do they have websites?
Well, you can check out the RAC: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAllianceClans/
And I don't really know about other alliances out there, but here's a website with a list (no idea how up-to-date it is): http://www.clashofclans-tools.com/Alliances
Thank you
pizza boosted me more than gems did 
π
I don't even have 500
i dont even have 100 lmao
You're a Star Lord in my heart, @runic sun
Ty
I'm sure me not being a star lord has nothing to do with all my 1 star attacks
Holy shit j just dropped my phone but then I caught it in midair
ΖΚΝ«cΝ§ΠΊΝΞΉΝͺΞ·Ν£ ninja
Kudos
amazingππ»
look what you've done
i'm a ΖΚΝ«cΝ§ΠΊΝΞΉΝͺΞ·Ν£ starlord
hmmmm hm hm hm hmmmm hm
wooohoooo
Anyone here has knowledge in greekmyth and wanna go against me in trivia? ;p
what a nerd
!invite
I lost 1 and a 1/2 teeth to food
1/2 to a cracked tooth while eating Burger King and 1 to chocolate
I wanna take it off but I don't have the balls
Yikes, @magic pine
how? @magic pine what did you eatπ³
I was eating a galaxy bar casually and happened to go on my tooth side and it fell
My tooth was pretty loose at that point
Like the cracked one right now
Another time my mom (she's a doctor so I was fine) took the tooth out and there was little to no blood cuz of how long it stayed there
It's the second to/ last milky tooth remaining
Then I'll brush my teeth daily and become a... Teen
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@wanton dock what is this music? 
music i like lol
@wanton dock it's so sad , i cry now 
sorryπ
huh
@thorny warren I'm trying to send screenshots. Apparently sending 12 at the same time is over the upload limit
@thorn valve give me your nitro powers
glππ»
Rip my wifi
Hmm
They aren't all 45/45/20,.some are rushed. But still a th9 defending a warden is rip
They're not all max troops but like I said, enough to take out a 9/9.5/low 10 easily
That alone will rip
A lot have max bowlers yeah
And we only have 1 11 so unless they suck it's rip
Unless he pulls off an 11v11 six pack which might be possible. I didn't count eagles yet
@runic sun say goodbye to ur clans war log
Smh
I guess I could post it on Reddit for free karma because it's an engineer hating circlejerk over there 
@runic sun π
Hi
ty bby
Np
O
o?
boi

RIP
Irony
And we are on mobile game server
ikr
@jaunty nest hi please make your profile pic safe for work
Check #258641918290821122 thanks
One more chapter till Fairy Tail Ends.
Thanks π @jaunty nest
@lunar mist Please change your profile picture. Borderline NSFW, which is against the #258641918290821122. Thanks!
Seriously?
Yes.
1 sec
Thank you. π
But it's pg
@lunar mist If I would not want my boss to see it, it needs to be changed. I know it sucks Discord doesn't allow different pfps for each server, but still have to keep to the rules here.
Don't let ur boss see it then?
It's a shaved cock now, is that fine?
It's just an animal tho
But you're just trying to troll now.
It was one of the most recent pics on my phone
Almost time for dinner
My only regret is that it's not pizza.
lmao
Theres 2 Ewans π€
Star lord ewan
Normal ewan
Lmao
More coming
That's some good memes
Ikr
Dm me that gucci
Cuz I deleted them.
They were funny but nsfw lol
They were all safe for work
If ur boss reads then he'll laugh and live a little
Them
lol, no, they weren't. And they broke other rules as well. Don't push it.
any that don't break the rules
- Be nice: Refrain from any speech or links to content that is abusive, threatening, obscene, defamatory, libelous, or racially, sexually, religiously, or otherwise objectionable or offensive. This includes harassment and abuse.
Didn't break any of them
Uh they were kind of racial and sexual
It says, sexually offensive, none of them were
Stop trying to push the limits.
!weather
π
Do bans in discord come with an IP ban?
Idk
Discord bans from a server, ban on the IP level yes but. It is still only for that server not any kind of global ip ban across all of discord.
I see
It bans IP and account so to get arround the ban you would have to make a new account and change your IP
try r/wholesomememes @lunar mist π
Lit
Dark humor is like legs, not everyone has them π
Lol
I don't remember ash being this savage...Misty might need a burn heal.. Pokemon Episode 9 β The School of Hard Knocks Season 1
I hate it when people say "what the hecc who @solar helm me" I'd love to be @ ed on a regular basis so I feel like oh poop waddup someone needs a response
Sorry Ed for tagging u didn't mean to
@magic pine Those are usually the ones fussing about someone using the @ everyone. π Also: Poor, Ed.
Right. It's a trendy giraffe.
Cross checked. THAT ISN'T A GIRAFFE
Yes! 
@ancient kernel @lunar mist chill out with the dead baby jokes
what's happening in here?
I feel like i missed out on some drama πΏ
what words are those
Don't mind this
Or this
*And this
-Also this-
test
test
--test--
test
test
you trying to do this?
π€
No
same
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You run a breakdown like that you bound to get an engineered clan
We didn't have more 11s opted in rip
awww
@runic sun you say jokes, plural, but i only made one smh
How do I link with coc and discord
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@ancient kernel I referred to both of you and between you there was more than 1 joke made hense the pluralism
NSFW
!softban @jaunty nest
Done. Enough chaos.
Rip
@runic sun understandable
My moms car smells like farts, macdonalds and other misc bad smells
I was somewhere and went into the car and my nose committed sodoku
And my appetite was punched straight outta me
So was my life
@runic sun it's not lol
@high karma ok feef
<@&243443004969320448> ^
@hard flame please read the rules. Dont post links to discord servers unless it is for your clan recruitment
Ok sorry sir
Does anyone wanna talk about literal plugs/sockets
I think there are 3 plugs in the world
Not sure tho
The murican, British and schuko (however it's spelt)
Unless even appears out of nowhere and wants to talk about screen resolutions
Ignore the watermark
This really isn't that helpful cuz no one knows which one belongs to which place but I don't want like patriotic country plug fights
Type c is a smoler type b
Type b3 is a cylindrical type BF
whats the point of this @magic pine LOL
Idk to debate which plug is better
Anyway it's obvious the type B series and the type O with ground
The whole reason why I brought it up cuz there was a vid claiming the uk (type BF) one is the best and I got half triggered and wanted to find one better
hm
There are also many more types
So idk which pic is good enough and the iPad lags too much to do each one individually like
|
-
- type BF
@magic pine you need a life 
I found a whole bunch, though! https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=life
I should pick a couple up, while I'm at it.
ffs
@white raptor
Buy life cereal
Eat the life essentially becoming the life
"You are what you eat" - someone famous
@magic pine where is the type a with ground tho
$10 for life?
I better stay lifeless π
@runic sun type BF has one and type o, although it doesn't that type BF has one it does
Type a doesn't get a ground cuz hecc type a
Why cant we just use a one-for-all
like wont it really makes it easier for people
WHO CAME UP WITH ALL THE PLUGS
Cuz competition
Why made different plugs to say yo your plug is terrible mine is better
Pretty sure type a with ground is what most here in America are
Oh, @runic sun sorry the chart didn't have all the things
it was the only one that looked half cool/presentable so I used it
Understandable have a great day
Thanks u too
my contact call me daddi
then they say u blacki
but i say no
i am orangei

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my contact call me daddi
then they say u blacki
but i say no
i am orangei
copy pasta
deerboi my oc creation
yes
dis discord update be weird
y
hm
its so annoying
do you look for bugs? lul
How I picture Sir Swig @dark vale : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR4qfmraOSA&feature=youtu.be&t=1m45s
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lol k
@white raptor
someone stole my copyrighted way of movement, thats exactly how I roll. Thanks for giving me that hint, I'll get this to court
also did you commit like 5 min into finding a deer video? lul
"exactly how I roll" haha
And no, I had watched that quite some time ago
@dark vale
My daughter and I were eating dinner and decided to watch some Game Grumps. That's pretty much how that happened.
Had to pause when the deer started rolling around
lol
cuz I was laughing so hard

π΄ π
hm, need better emote chain
π
π½
aa
not like dis
π πΊ
i have no girllaugh emote i think 

Pizzas falling on bald forehead (?) 
Target is face, now 
. π π
π π

Throwing pizza for dog ?
Oh! That was good animation
dammit
I thought I was good with no more pizza. Now I want pizza. And I have the stuff to make more.
but first, nap time

sweet dreams
That tossing pizza animation still moving π±π±π±π±

deer ate all my pizza
weeb ate all the waifus

@dark vale


lol


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Clash Royal

My kittens wanna eat my hands 24/7
They also don't like cat food so they eat KFC wings
my cat helps clean the floor
kyles shall thrive
Wow Triple Kyle
quadruple if you include not Kyle which is totally reverse psychology
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why are you sending blank pics @torpid pewter
Kyles are the best
I had this tshirt for a while and I realized how much this describes the server, zillas and pizzas
Oh shit pic double post by accident
Fixed
I was panicking for those 10-30 seconds trying to delete it
Put emphasis on that mood I think everyone feels the same way @magic pine
@magic pine I need that shirt.
Me too thx
hi @lofty brook , may I ask you a question?
hi @thorn valve, may I ask you a question?
hi @runic sun, may I ask you a question?
hi @white raptor , may I ask you a question?
hi @vagrant torrent, may I ask you a question?
No @white raptor you can't ask me a question
I actually do have a question lol
Went shopping for shirts for senior pictures, trying to decide what to keep and what to return/if there's something else I should get lol
@runic sun you broke our flow! And, uh, are you asking me? Or lemon? lol
u silly @white raptor
Anyone @white raptor
@runic sun hum. Well, hard to Give opinions when I have no idea on the complexion, hair color, or eye color of the wearer... But I dig 2&3.
defo 2&3!
Every time I see a picture of myself it's trippy because my hair goes the other way in the mirror
hahaha
1 I was thinking with light gray/white skinny jeans (not super skinny), 2 with slightly baggy dark gray jeans, and then three with either super skinny blue jeans or some tan cargo shorts
The reason I got 1 is because my mom wanted some with something dressy
I'd say super skinny jeans w/ #3 and yeah, you gotta go with what the mom says hehe
Hey, What's going on?
Dat you boi?
RIP amerika
https://youtu.be/d-HXB0DQWFE
also why are you a Kyle now @runic sun
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@white raptor
Congrats on this, Tam!
Thank you, Lemoniest of Chiefs!




hi Twitch chat
hi
Click this link to join my Clan in Clash Royale!
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does your collar stay poppin too
Yes
Trash
whos tamzilla
some pizza coinesseur
Connesuire*
Lul
Is it k if I'm giraffezilla?
No
You can be a trendy giraffe
What do you get from being a part of hypesquad?
virginity @elfin stirrup
Am I not already a mod here?

lmao
!cleanup messages <number>
Deletes last X messages.
Example:
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Ah, handy
Yep π
What I am doing chatting with you guys
I was looking at Swiss cheese it was hole-some
@lapis dune enlighten a nub: what is that?
Bigscreen Beta
I was wearing my Vive headset and it mirrored my monitors in that virtual room
Cool π
My mom bought me a like 3-9" drone thingy
And it's really cool
But I'd trade it for a lifetime supply of pizza which is better
Are you not trendy anymore? @magic pine
Nope I lost my trendy powers cuz I realized I didn't know what most popular slang meant and the only social media I do have is Instagram which we all know is cancer
I'll make a new meme name eventually
Honestly all trendy things are cancer
Hipster is where it's at
There was a buzzfeed video about a guy hiring a P.I and getting him to find dirt on him and he found 1/2 the amount of a normal person
That felt like goals lowkey cuz I wanna be hidden to an extent
at the same time we are kinda hidden on the internet so yeah close enough unless I reveal my face when my hair grows back cuz it's currently a mess
Not a mess but ugly IMO
"Everyone has a face." - @steady roost
It's something we all have in common. How special is that?
this is my face
Cute
pls dont make fun
It's beautiful.
I find you attractive
dm your number bb
omg. I'm out. lol
Lmaoooo
im waiting
5 upvotes or I'll push him off
FINISH HIM
F I N I S H H I M
SEE WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE
That cat is already off the couch and sitting somewhere glaring at you lol
hit enter too late
was actually taken yesterday
so really late
I was suprised/annoyed by him sleeping on my body when I was sleeping on the sofa
not usually a body sleeper?
more of a lap sleeper
Brad.
Brad no
Brad. Inner dog is leaking
Accurate.
Lol how that tamzilla can even walk with that body π€
where is my anti-lewd suit
legs

Rude ,b-b-but true
My feet are clearly touching the ground
and are, quite honestly, ready to stomp your face
oh

better have those face masks ready guys

snerk

that's a great emote lol
"tell your mom im sorry for saying her face doesnt rhyme with anything" - @steady roost
send me the emote pls
No 
Dm-ed you server invite
1 tap away

still sans nitro :/
i have a few servers made just for emotes
Wait! Lemme find that emoji
π€¦
toilets
shit cool π
stop spamming cool π
Hog-hog attack?

I changed my password to a bunch of gibberish now I'm pretty unhackable
Hackers are hacking the wrong places tho
What u gonna get from hacking twitch? Nuffin but fame
Hack a password storing site and boom
I do not endorse or support hacking
Hackers would be so op If the world is a simulation
hack the simulation and free us out done
If he does close down the simulation then we all die so nvm
Elon musk is weird
nice story bro
Thanks bro
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They visit a town called bro and make bro puns
Lemon = sanic
Bro is also bridge in the scandinavian languages
My cereal looks unamused.
Cclearly smiling
Β° Β°
Now I feel bad for the cereal lol
Poor cereal
Lol
Milk first or cereal first?
I do milk first cuz as a kid we put sugar in the milk to make it even sugary and better
For some reason I like slightly soggy cereal
I would've eaten 30+ cereals too many sins to repent
How does it not make sense
I eat cereal In a cup to watch tv and eat cereal
And it works pretty well
It's not like I'll spill milk and kill everyone
Both work
I put milk in one bowl and cereal in the other
And use a spoon for the milk and a fork for the cereal
Best way really
Normie^
Ahhhhhh I jus watched a random video from a dude explaining why it's wrong
The thing is I push the cereal so it absorbs the milk
So it still makes sense and has the same effect as putting cereal first
Milk without sugar is horrible imo
It only doesn't make sense if it's coco pops
I'm not American
Or fat
Slightly fat
But when I get taller and older it'll thin out
I hope I get taller and thinner when I get older too
keep your fingers crossed for me, guys
Go somewhere random and buy kinder surprise
It's like the best candy ever
A toy and a chocolate egg
I have a tractor and a couple other vehicles
I'm not a child I'm a teen (almost)
Kinder surprise was banned in Murcia cuz a kid choked on it
K
I always do
Try to be decently non cringey
I won't watch minions 3 so that's a start
Or the emoji movie
Although I'm missing out on not watching wreck it Ralph emoji movie
That feel when a good joke goes to utter waste
this is memes right
I hope I get taller and thinner when I get older too
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Good one @white raptor
Why does everybody leave when I join
haha
You know it's Nick Crompton, and my collar stay poppin'!
Yes and I can rap, and no I'm not from Compton.
England is my city, and if it weren't for team 10, then the U.S. would be shitty, ima pass it to Chance 'cus you know he stay litty!
Thanks, @elfin stirrup
















