Platform: PC
Region: NA
Rank: Gold 2 - Plat 3 (im in ELO hell remember?) I should be Celestial for sure, but I can't carry through these 'tists.
Role: Flex, but skill level in order Heals/Tank/DPS
IGN: MattCavey
Last season I peaked at GM 2.
Yes I know you're looking for Platinum and Diamond, but I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. I am plat 3 for a game or two and get knocked back down.
I SWEAR my account is cursed. I have an alt that works just fine, but any match on my main gets me absolute DOG WATER teammates. My team is a bunch of window lickers with room temp IQ who can't spell BMW. Meanwhile the enemy team is the most coordinated well-oiled communicating team a la Seal Team 6.
Obviously I know that I'm not perfect and I have bad games too, but those are few and far between. My win rate is abysmal at best because I CONSISTENTLY get teammates that are so awful there is no amount of carrying that can secure a W.
If I'm not healing, then the heals are garbage. If I'm not DPS, then our DPS can't kill a bruce banner standing still in a corner against 3 of em. If I'm not tank, then our tanks have their key for forward unbound simply refusing to press "w".
My healers will have fat heal numbers and be like ÖH LOOK I HAVE BLEH BLEH PEE PEE POO POO THOUSAND HEALS BRO I WAS OBVIOUSLY DOING WELL" then you watch the replay and those MF stared at our tank the WHOLE match and no one else. Refusing to do anything but hold left click and stare forward. incapable of turning or using abilities. They ult when the other healer ults, they don't heal the friendly healer, they try to DPS. JUST EVERYONE BEING AWFUL ALL THE TIME.
Everyone that I have ever played with agrees that my account is cursed because whenever they queue with me on their team we get absolute mongoloids on our team. I understand that this can happen sometimes, but for it to be what happens 60%+ of the time is absolutely insane. I think I need to call NetEase and tell them my matchmake machine broke.
Please for the love of god. I NEED VALIDATION!!!!
I have done nothing but complain about this since this game came out. I don't know what it is, maybe because I just keep on queueing even after 4, 5, 6, 7+ losses due to sheer willpower so the game keeps me chasing losses for engagement? idk man EOMM makes me wanna commit war crimes.
I even flex and counter pick and do what the team needs, but these fools just allergic to obj? Please help. or at least give me sweet release from this mortal coil.