#An unfortunate turn of fortunate events.

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thick wolf
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Fortunately, this unfortunately happens. One person says fortunately x, someone else says unfortunately y. Eternal loop. Go and make this as great as counting but both ways.

rose solar
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fortunately, we escaped the time paradox

thick wolf
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unfortunately, that time paradox exits into another time paradox

rose solar
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fortunately, that time paradox is nearly identical to the world you are familiar with

signal adder
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Unfortunately, you've forgotten everything

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, someone reminds you.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, you have dimentia

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, you spelt dementia wrong so it can't be true.

haughty tide
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Unfortunately, the doctor has come to inform you that you do, in fact, have dementia.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, the doctor misdiagnosed you

rose solar
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unfortunately, you dont even have a doctor, he's not real

quaint jackal
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Fortunately in that case you didn't get diagnosed with dementia.

rose solar
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unfortunately, you still have dementia as of forgetting you had no doctor

haughty tide
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Fortunately, you forgot your dementia and everything in-between, starting a new life.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, you forgot everything, quite literally everything, including survival skills

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, you can relearn everything.

haughty tide
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Unfortunately, you are stranded in the middle of nowhere.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, a car comes by and picks you up.

haughty tide
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Unfortunately, you haven't showered for so long that the car driver decides to drop you back to the middle of nowhere due to the intense bad odor coming from your body.

rose solar
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Fortunately, there are clean water sources surrounding you

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, it's a mirage

rose solar
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fortunately, your in a desert and there is a camel besides you

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, the camel is a mirage too.

rose solar
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fortunately, even your mirage is a mirage

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, your mirage of your mirage is in fact a mirage.

haughty tide
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Fortunately, you found a public restroom to shower in the middle of nowhere of a dessert.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, now you're in the middle of a cake. Since Cake is a dessert.

haughty tide
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Fortunately, you are hungry and grabbed a piece of the cake the size of your fist.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, the cake is hollow, and you directly fall through a hole in it.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, you land in a glass of milk.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, you don't know how to swim.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, it was the milk your dad finally came back with after all these years, so he saves you.

haughty tide
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Unfortunately, the police comes swatting your house that your dad is a fugitive, and he is arrested and taken away by the police.

rose solar
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Fortunately, police mistook him for the fugitive who has similar features.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, your dad died from injuries during the swat raid. Leaving your mother to take care of you by herself.

rose solar
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Fortunately, they gave a lot of compensation, enough for you and your mom to live two lives.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, your mother wasted all the money from the compensation on alcohol grieving your dead father.

rose solar
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Fortunately, you woke up from bed and its all just a dream.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, you realize something's off. Upon closer inspection you realize that you woke up from a dream inside a dream.

south moon
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Fortunately, you manage to wake up from both dreams, avoiding what would have otherwise been an infinite loop of dreams.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, you are in fact stuck in an infinite loop of dreams.

rose solar
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Fortunately, a family member of yours actually managed to wake you up.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, the family member that woke you up was your mother. She explains that you were just having a nightmare about your father's death since it was a traumatic experience.

rose solar
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Fortunately, you are able to let it go quickly and are going to live a normal life.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, your mother cannot.

haughty tide
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Fortunately, your great-grandfather pays a visit to your house, which reminds your mother of your father's characteristics, which allows your mother's trauma to be dealt with, and thus lets her live a normal life too.

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, your great grandfather eventually passes away at the ripe age of 96.

rose solar
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Fortunately, he left a recorder, so your mother can listen to his voice every day and live normally.( my grandma actually left us one 😢)

quaint jackal
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Unfortunately, the recorder is old and stops working after a few uses.

rose solar
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Fortunately, a technician successfully repaired it.

haughty tide
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Unfortunately, the recorder has an electrical malfunction immediately after being repaired, which bursts into flames and explodes, injuring the technician and your mother in the process.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, your mother was not badly injured

signal adder
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Unfortunately, the technician was badly injured

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, you did not know him so it doesn't affect you much. In fact you're glad he's injured because he couldn't fix the tape recorder which held the last of your great-grandfather's voice.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, he couldn't repair it due to the injury, but he could beforehand

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, you put the repairman out of his misery.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, there are unrecoverable memory loses caused by this accident.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, I got to see Watahmo fix his thing 2 times. Which gives me great joy.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, this made me instantly depressed and you have to pay my medical bills.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, I got a fair amount of money.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, you still have to pay for my lost work free, mental damage, employees compensation, property damage compensation.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, that shouldn't be a problem for me.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, you have to be scolded by your parents.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, I don't have any viable parents, so I cannot get scolded by them.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, randoms started randomly chatting about you due to the popularity of this incident.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, it does not bother me.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, "it does not bother me" was just a lie towards your brain, you're severely burnt out.

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, this is true and finally someone sees that I am indeed burnt out and not okay. Anime

rose solar
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Unfortunately, there's no one to give physical and mental support.sad

quaint jackal
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Fortunately, this is getting too deep and personal, so we may get back to the game now.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, we might be already talking about the game

haughty tide
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Fortunately, we already forgot the plot.

rose solar
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Unfortunately, the technician is hurt mentally and unrecoverable (back to the plot)