#An unfortunate turn of fortunate events.
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fortunately, we escaped the time paradox
unfortunately, that time paradox exits into another time paradox
fortunately, that time paradox is nearly identical to the world you are familiar with
Unfortunately, you've forgotten everything
Fortunately, someone reminds you.
Unfortunately, you have dimentia
Fortunately, you spelt dementia wrong so it can't be true.
Unfortunately, the doctor has come to inform you that you do, in fact, have dementia.
Fortunately, the doctor misdiagnosed you
unfortunately, you dont even have a doctor, he's not real
Fortunately in that case you didn't get diagnosed with dementia.
unfortunately, you still have dementia as of forgetting you had no doctor
Fortunately, you forgot your dementia and everything in-between, starting a new life.
Unfortunately, you forgot everything, quite literally everything, including survival skills
Fortunately, you can relearn everything.
Unfortunately, you are stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Fortunately, a car comes by and picks you up.
Unfortunately, you haven't showered for so long that the car driver decides to drop you back to the middle of nowhere due to the intense bad odor coming from your body.
Fortunately, there are clean water sources surrounding you
Unfortunately, it's a mirage
fortunately, your in a desert and there is a camel besides you
Unfortunately, the camel is a mirage too.
fortunately, even your mirage is a mirage
Unfortunately, your mirage of your mirage is in fact a mirage.
Fortunately, you found a public restroom to shower in the middle of nowhere of a dessert.
Unfortunately, now you're in the middle of a cake. Since Cake is a dessert.
Fortunately, you are hungry and grabbed a piece of the cake the size of your fist.
Unfortunately, the cake is hollow, and you directly fall through a hole in it.
Fortunately, you land in a glass of milk.
Unfortunately, you don't know how to swim.
Fortunately, it was the milk your dad finally came back with after all these years, so he saves you.
Unfortunately, the police comes swatting your house that your dad is a fugitive, and he is arrested and taken away by the police.
Fortunately, police mistook him for the fugitive who has similar features.
Unfortunately, your dad died from injuries during the swat raid. Leaving your mother to take care of you by herself.
Fortunately, they gave a lot of compensation, enough for you and your mom to live two lives.
Unfortunately, your mother wasted all the money from the compensation on alcohol grieving your dead father.
Fortunately, you woke up from bed and its all just a dream.
Unfortunately, you realize something's off. Upon closer inspection you realize that you woke up from a dream inside a dream.
Fortunately, you manage to wake up from both dreams, avoiding what would have otherwise been an infinite loop of dreams.
Unfortunately, you are in fact stuck in an infinite loop of dreams.
Fortunately, a family member of yours actually managed to wake you up.
Unfortunately, the family member that woke you up was your mother. She explains that you were just having a nightmare about your father's death since it was a traumatic experience.
Fortunately, you are able to let it go quickly and are going to live a normal life.
Unfortunately, your mother cannot.
Fortunately, your great-grandfather pays a visit to your house, which reminds your mother of your father's characteristics, which allows your mother's trauma to be dealt with, and thus lets her live a normal life too.
Unfortunately, your great grandfather eventually passes away at the ripe age of 96.
Fortunately, he left a recorder, so your mother can listen to his voice every day and live normally.( my grandma actually left us one 😢)
Unfortunately, the recorder is old and stops working after a few uses.
Fortunately, a technician successfully repaired it.
Unfortunately, the recorder has an electrical malfunction immediately after being repaired, which bursts into flames and explodes, injuring the technician and your mother in the process.
Fortunately, your mother was not badly injured
Unfortunately, the technician was badly injured
Fortunately, you did not know him so it doesn't affect you much. In fact you're glad he's injured because he couldn't fix the tape recorder which held the last of your great-grandfather's voice.
Unfortunately, he couldn't repair it due to the injury, but he could beforehand
Fortunately, you put the repairman out of his misery.
Unfortunately, there are unrecoverable memory loses caused by this accident.
Fortunately, I got to see Watahmo fix his thing 2 times. Which gives me great joy.
Unfortunately, this made me instantly depressed and you have to pay my medical bills.
Fortunately, I got a fair amount of money.
Unfortunately, you still have to pay for my lost work free, mental damage, employees compensation, property damage compensation.
Fortunately, that shouldn't be a problem for me.
Unfortunately, you have to be scolded by your parents.
Fortunately, I don't have any viable parents, so I cannot get scolded by them.
Unfortunately, randoms started randomly chatting about you due to the popularity of this incident.
Fortunately, it does not bother me.
Unfortunately, "it does not bother me" was just a lie towards your brain, you're severely burnt out.
Fortunately, this is true and finally someone sees that I am indeed burnt out and not okay. 
Unfortunately, there's no one to give physical and mental support.
Fortunately, this is getting too deep and personal, so we may get back to the game now.
Unfortunately, we might be already talking about the game
Fortunately, we already forgot the plot.
Unfortunately, the technician is hurt mentally and unrecoverable (back to the plot)