🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[woeful topaz]

please for the love of god

do not come back

[obsidian stone]

are eagles choking or what

@acoustic pilot

woooow

he got hit first too

WOW

TIE GAME

DAK FLIP

[acoustic pilot]

yes

[frail harness]

Man the eagles corners are getting straight bitched by lamb and pickens

[acoustic pilot]

If this doesn't get Kevin Patullo fired, I'm personally driving to Philly and shitting on Lurie's desk

[frail harness]

Respectfully the eagles defense is choking it

Penalties and big plays

[olive knot]

coop has been getting deepfried and toasted

need to clone quinyon somehow

[obsidian stone]

eagles defense looks like it got banged up that last drive?

like 2 guys got hurt

[acoustic pilot]

Coop is playing injured right now though

[true elbow]

No excuses

[olive knot]

that would make some sense ig

[frail harness]

Eagles run of letting the defense win the game may be coming to and end

[acoustic pilot]

But nah, idc, Kevin Patullo is an offensive play calling abomination that must go

[true elbow]

Sirianni should know how to stop the Cowboys he played them more than 10 times

[obsidian stone]

i just want it known that i called the eagles choke by 8 minutes

[acoustic pilot]

I've been wanting that man fired since week 1 and I've been right every week

[olive knot]

well still plenty of ballgame left

[true elbow]

But he won the superbowl

[acoustic pilot]

KP didn't win anything

Kellen Moore was the OC

[true elbow]

The script likes the Eagles

They could win it still

Tush push

[muted valley]

Jags lol

[frail harness]

KP hasn’t been the reason the game is tied tonight tho. He called a solid game in the first half and then the defense started to shit the bed so now everything is reeling

He needs to call a good drive here tho

[true elbow]

Exactly

Not his fault

[frail harness]

Getting the ball to AJ Brown is usually a good idea though as just seen

[true elbow]

The Eagles are too good to lose

[frail harness]

Cowboys defense going to give the team that fake hope until now

[true elbow]

Yep

Thats how the NFL works

[obsidian stone]

FUMBLE

OOOOOOOOOO

[true elbow]

The greatest player in the world

[obsidian stone]

cursed

[zealous osprey]

If eagles and rams lose, bears got a shot for first in nfc (let me enjoy before we lose the next 6 straight)

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-swag-come-on-lets-go-hat-gif-17776785

[true elbow]

Eagles lost

Now for them to beat the Bears

[acoustic pilot]

Time for a six game losing streak so they can fire Kevin Patullo 🙏🏿

[true elbow]

Nope

The Eagles are beating the Bears

[true elbow]

Wont happen

[acoustic pilot]

No we're not

[true elbow]

Yes they are

Y’all are loaded

[acoustic pilot]

Nah

[true elbow]

And the refs love the Eagles

Its not a secret

[acoustic pilot]

Bears are winning and will be at the top of the division

Bear down

[true elbow]

Wow

[zealous osprey]

Cook up

[true elbow]

How dare you say this

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon been cheeks since he canoodles in that helicopter with the 🍊 dictator

[true elbow]

Don’t talk bad about Saquon

Hes fast

[olive knot]

baker pick 6

[muted valley]

Rams have to be super bowl favorites rn

[true elbow]

still the Eagles

refs love em more

[muted valley]

That offense

[acoustic pilot]

Rams actually are the least penalized team, have the least flag yards, and the most beneficiary flag yards in the league this year

On top of their really good offense

John is about to be MVP and then Superbowl MVP and then retire

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/who-hurt-you-asking-worried-concern-intrigued-gif-12425443

eagles gotta get angry

https://tenor.com/view/patches-o-houlihan-get-angry-get-mean-be-aggressive-competitive-gif-13436424

and beat the SHIT out of the bears

[acoustic pilot]

Kevin Patullo

[woeful topaz]

you know, that's fair

[woeful topaz]

giants fired bowen

not sure why they even kept him this long lol

[true elbow]

Stop pretending like a loss to your divisional rivals causes this much loss of hope in the Eagles

So what y’all lost to the Giants and Cowboys

The Eagles beat the Bucs

[acoustic pilot]

I actually never have hope

[true elbow]

They beat competitors

[acoustic pilot]

I'm always just pleasantly surprised

[true elbow]

You should have nothing to worry about

In fact

You should be like every other Eagles fan

“Go Birds” in every comment section

[acoustic pilot]

I've been an Eagles fan for 25 years

So, I have no hope. Then get happy when good things happen

[true elbow]

As long as as Zack Baun is on the roster y’all are gonna compete

So beat the Bears

Snap out of it

[acoustic pilot]

I feel like losing to the Bears is okay

[true elbow]

Haha

No its not

[zealous osprey]

Battle of two worse than their record shows teams on black friday

[true elbow]

Its not a battle

The Bears lost

And the Packers are the best team again

[olive knot]

this game proving it doesn’t matter whether you’re the first overall pick in the draft or the last, you can be equally ass either way

[thorn horizon]

I do dislike him lol

We all do!

[thorn horizon]

They shouldn’t have honestly fired

Daboll

Lowkey

[woeful topaz]

they should have fired daboll after last season lol

[true elbow]

They shouldn't of but not for any good reason

either way their season is over

[muted valley]

@true elbow we improved

[true elbow]

Idrc

Texans are the least of my concerns rn

[muted valley]

Wow

[true elbow]

Being honest

[muted valley]

We would probably beat packers

[true elbow]

No

Don’t go there

[muted valley]

Aura.

[true elbow]

What am I supposed to do with this information

[frail harness]

I got recruited to play linebacker next to demeco at bama but I had to retire since I didn’t have a cool enough name

[zealous osprey]

CALEB WILLIAMS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[true elbow]

all this energy just to lose on Friday

[thorn horizon]

Surprised Tua can remember his full name after all those dam hits to the head

[zealous osprey]

Am I not allowed to get hyped over my qb?

[true elbow]

Hmmm

Nah

Bears won’t ever have a season with a qb that throws over 4000 yards

[muted valley]

Hi guys

[acoustic pilot]

Why is over half of the AFC either 7-4 or 6-5

Whose making the playoffs?! 😭

[woeful topaz]

Parity.

i mean the chiefs beat the colts and went down a spot in the standings lol

[acoustic pilot]

That's because Houston and Pit have better conference records

I also see the Ravens shimmied themselves back to the top of the division

Tennessee also is still mathematically eligible for playoff contention at 1-10

[thorn horizon]

Lions Center is back

[muted valley]

Texans

[zealous osprey]

Battle between ex bears head coaches

Matt eberflus vs matt nagy

[woeful topaz]

go cowboys

[true elbow]

It doesn’t matter entirely unless if the Eagles lose out

So I guess go Cowboys

[acoustic pilot]

Don't worry, we will

[true elbow]

They really won’t

[acoustic pilot]

We're the spark for the inevitable Cowboys-Chiefs superbowl

[true elbow]

The Eagles are winning tomorrow

Its a laughable matchup

[frail harness]

https://fixupx.com/emmanuelacho/status/1991705532420485309?s=46&t=7nIFEx1ew-QNijDpOMK2uA

Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho)

Voting for All Pro “Edge Rusher” is going to be ridiculously difficult this year:
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︀︀Myles Garrett
︀︀Micah Parsons
︀︀Brian Burns
︀︀Will Anderson
︀︀Danielle Hunter
︀︀Nick Binitto
︀︀Aidan Hutchinson
︀︀Etc…

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FixupX · Nov 21, 2025, 3:09 AM

I would honestly take the first 4 listed with the top two first team and second two second team if season ended today

[woeful topaz]

if tony romo never calls a kansas city chiefs game again

it will be too late

romo last week:
travis kelce commits a blatant penalty

YEAH JIM THAT'S EASILY THE WORST CALL I'VE SEEN ALL SEASON

this week:
"this is NOT offensive pass interference they should pick up this flag" - romo
"did you like that call, gene?" - jim
"yeah that was a good call" - gene

[acoustic pilot]

Lmao, Chiefs

[alpine grove]

bruh plz count it 🤦🏽‍♂️

NFL need to get rid of both feet rule tbh

[frail harness]

Just an unreal year for Pickens

[alpine grove]

brooo Cowboys cookin lately

Imagine if they win all 3 weeks

Eagles, Chiefs, Lions 👀

plz give Lions another L lmao

[frail harness]

Cowboys would be such a dangerous playoff team if they somehow snuck in

[sleek sleet]

Kelce why no wait holding

Do the cowboys control their own destiny if they run the table?

[alpine grove]

facts bro 😮

they’ve tightened up on defense and O is cooking like crazy rn

Between Bears and Lions, we think Lions still make it?

I feel like Bears will lose to DET and GB 2x

and 49ers

[sleek sleet]

Us against the Broncos gonna be lit

[alpine grove]

frrr that’ll be a fun one 😎

Wowwwww CD 51YD play

[sleek sleet]

Yeah the cowboys look actually good

God mahomes

[zealous osprey]

Kc getting penalized hard this game

[acoustic pilot]

I prayed on the Chiefs downfall

Cowboys are going to run the table

[alpine grove]

yessirrr

Chiefs, Bears, and Lions downfalls 🙏🏽

[true elbow]

Ayaan we don’t gotta worry about the Chiefs

Pack is 1-1 against Mahomes

They pose no threat

[sacred burrow]

No it's not that

Chiefs downfall is just appreciated

[true elbow]

It doesn’t matter

The AFC has never been my problem

As long as the team never caused me like some type of like serious cope like the 49ers then I don’t see them as a problem

The old fans would hate the Cowboys

But we bitch them every time pretty much I don’t care to consider them rivals 😭😭😭

But they are salty to us

[alpine grove]

Yep this 🤣🤣

[sacred burrow]

its not this either

[true elbow]

Then

Why

[alpine grove]

Just hate the chiefs

[true elbow]

Its just the Chiefs

[alpine grove]

pure hatred

😂

[sacred burrow]

I just prefer living in a happy world, and when the chiefs lose we get closer to that world

[true elbow]

We beat them in the Superbowl

Like why do we need to hate

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-gif-11207010703952945273

[true elbow]

No

[alpine grove]

bcuz they make it every yr 😈

[true elbow]

Only for the Bears

[alpine grove]

so no more

let someone else make it

[true elbow]

Good for them

How does that make my Packers suffer?

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

We true haters out here

[true elbow]

I cheered for Mahomes 2 superbowls he won

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hater-haters-gonna-hate-gif-6042638939933979140

[true elbow]

Nothing but respect

Just a good player

[sacred burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-lamest-thing-ive-ever-heard-eric-cartman-south-park-s2e12-clubhouses-gif-21551270

[true elbow]

So you wanted the 9ers to win

Ass

[alpine grove]

The only SB I wanted chiefs to win was that one actually

[true elbow]

Would of been lame for the team that historically kicks our ass to gloat

[alpine grove]

49ers Chiefs 2nd time

bcuz I was salty we lost to em 😂

[true elbow]

Yeah

Exactly

[sacred burrow]

the first one doesnt count, I didnt care who won

[alpine grove]

Yea

[true elbow]

I don’t think people should really hate Mahomes if their favorite team ain’t in the AFC

Unless your team lost to them in the superbowl

And the Eagles got their get back

So

So its only the 9ers that should hate them 😭😭😭

[sacred burrow]

nah

[true elbow]

Now if there was a juggernaut in the NFC that kept winning superbowls I might hate them or whatever

But in recent history that hasn’t really happened

I guess the Eagles kinda but I don’t hate them, I just don’t like their fans

I wasn’t born when the Cowboys dynasty happened

[sacred burrow]

I dont like Shai, same logic...no reason in particular

I just choose my hate

[true elbow]

Wow

What a jerk 😭😭😭

[acoustic pilot]

Bengals will run the table

[zealous osprey]

I need these playoffs

[alpine grove]

oh yes we would love that

😈

[zealous osprey]

At least the nfc lol

[alpine grove]

why would you want that 🤔

[zealous osprey]

Erm i just want a playoff spot

[alpine grove]

oh truuuu

[zealous osprey]

But if it's at sloppy soldier I'm not complaining

[alpine grove]

bro I hope y’all make it over Lions bcuz that would be so funny

If I think abt it rn

Truly there is no team I can say that’s consistently looking like world beaters

Except for the Rams

other than that, this season feels wide open

[zealous osprey]

Rams super bowl favorites

[alpine grove]

yea facts

[zealous osprey]

Every other team has an equal shot but also some sort of weakness

[alpine grove]

I do think if GB play them tho and they perform like they did today

https://tenor.com/view/raise-eyebrows-lebron-james-united-states-mens-olympic-basketball-team-olympics-huh-gif-22645734

[zealous osprey]

Worried about packers ceiling

[alpine grove]

man all they gotta do is let Love cook

[zealous osprey]

We know they can beat good teams in the regular season and win the division

[true elbow]

Dude you don’t want this

Unless if you want that BELT

[woeful topaz]

and still miss the playoffs probably

they'll win out and go 9-8 but the steelers will end the year 10-7

[woeful topaz]

a person can hate any player they want for no given reason it's weird to say otherwise

[true elbow]

Weak ass Eagles

[true elbow]

These motherfuckers FORGOT HOW TO PLAY FUCKING FOOTBALL ARE YOU KIDDING

[muted mirage]

bruh i wanted the eagles to win! bears need to be humbled

[true elbow]

Both need to be humbled

Even if the Bears win remember we will be the ones to do it

[true elbow]

Eagles fans are booing Jalen Hurts

Ungrateful clowns

[acoustic pilot]

All we gotta do is finish 8-9

Then they'll be outta here!!

[frail harness]

Teams cooked

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey omg you're gonna make me bear down

[zealous osprey]

Da bears

9-3

FIRST WINNING SEASON SINCE 2018

[true elbow]

Chewy you should be banned from the Packers group chat

[acoustic pilot]

Bear down

They're the truth unfortunately

[true elbow]

Get that shit outta here

[muted valley]

Its just from a meme 🙁

[acoustic pilot]

At least AJ got his stats or whatever he cared about

At least the Aces won the championship

[true elbow]

Well it ain’t funny

[zealous osprey]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1994542499592052946?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

On Black Friday last year, the Bears fired their head coach Matt Eberflus.
︀︀
︀︀On Black Friday this year, Bears HC Ben Johnson led Chicago to an upset over Philadelphia as the team improved its record to 9-3.

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FixupX · Nov 28, 2025, 11:02 PM

[true elbow]

The Bears are supposed to suck

[muted valley]

At least you guys just won a super bowl...

[acoustic pilot]

Oh yeah!

[true elbow]

What does that have to do with Philadelphia

[acoustic pilot]

Nothing

[frail harness]

Jalen Hurts is doo doo

FEED AJ EVERY GAME

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah man, imagine if he only has to put up 10 points to win a game

[frail harness]

basically proved my point

[acoustic pilot]

He on your fantasy team

[rustic sparrow]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️No one cares about your fantasy team!🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[frail harness]

He’s not tho

🤷‍♂️

[acoustic pilot]

It was a question, I just forgot the question mark

[frail harness]

Lamar is my QB but he’s putting up the same numbers

[acoustic pilot]

I was talking about AJ

[frail harness]

Nah not him either

[acoustic pilot]

I don't want him to feed AJ's whiny ass, nor does he need to

[frail harness]

I just think it’s foolish to not feed AJ and smitty at every opportunity

[acoustic pilot]

Feeding AJ doesn't even lead to wins

But that's what's been happening

Smitty has had like 7 targets in 3 games because they're feeding AJ

[frail harness]

I mean they’re not doing anything with the run this year, get the ball in those two’s hands

Saquon selling this year and it’s hurt them baaad

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon is doodoo

[frail harness]

Probably because of..

I don’t even need to say it

[acoustic pilot]

Because he kissed up to 🍊

[true elbow]

Ungrateful

[frail harness]

Yes lmao

We had the same thought

[acoustic pilot]

Idc about that 🍊 supporter

[true elbow]

Amon Ra danced for him

[frail harness]

Agreeing with Bri not BAKU

[frail harness]

he is also a clown

[acoustic pilot]

Amon Ra been doodoo the past few weeks too. Lmao

[true elbow]

Saquon broke plenty tackles this game

[acoustic pilot]

Our o-line tap danced for him too

And well....

[frail harness]

Amon Ra and Goff were born for each other. Short throw merchant + short route merchant

[true elbow]

The reason the Eagles lost is because of Nick Siriana

[acoustic pilot]

Him too

Another tap dancer

[true elbow]

Plain and simple

[frail harness]

I hate sirriani because of the cringe YOU LIKE THAT CHIEFS FANS

but also him holding onto the OC has killed the team

[true elbow]

And a drill sergeant coach that puts his team to war every time he hears 4th

[frail harness]

https://tenor.com/view/lions-detroit-lions-detroit-dan-campbell-mcdc-gif-15972807300697271507

Campbell is a good coach but he needs to learn to take the points sometimes

[true elbow]

Not in his DNA

Everything is a risk

The fact we went on 4th and short yesterday to end the game is comical

Cuz thats how they beat us last year

We trolled them back

[acoustic pilot]

He also went 0/6 against the Eagles on 4th down

He doesn't know the line between aggressive and risky and idiotic

[frail harness]

Exactly

[true elbow]

“DAMMIT GO FOR IT”

[thorn horizon]

This duo would go insane

[true elbow]

Only on madden dude

[thorn horizon]

They would have 40 sacks in Madden

Both

[zealous osprey]

Updated nfc playoff odds
Rams 99%
Bears 91%
Eagles 96%
Bucs 81%
Niners 88%
Packers 84%
Seahawks 82%

Lions 28%
Cowboys 28%
Panthers 22%

If bears and packers go at least 2-3 they are pretty much solidified in the playoffs

[frail harness]

Looks like it’s making its rounds on Twitter right now but I think the eagles should’ve kicked the extra point last night instead of going for two

Keep it a one score game. Not converting the two basically ended the game right there

Analytics are great but what JJ Watt said about factoring in the human element makes a ton of sense in my head

[acoustic pilot]

I wish they'd say 0 and get it over with

I want KP and half of Sirianni gone

[muted valley]

W JJ Watt

[woeful topaz]

big dom for hc

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/Lions/status/1994800229908955515?s=20

Detroit Lions (@Lions)

Statement from the Detroit Lions

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FxTwitter · Nov 29, 2025, 4:06 PM

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-going-in-gif-17818438

[muted valley]

Sucks because they could really use him

[true elbow]

The Lions are gonna beat the Cowboys probably

[sleek sleet]

He’s short right?

Cha cha!

[next fulcrum]

Thank you, Buckeyes

I would not have been able to stomach #1 Indiana

[woeful topaz]

aaaaand sauce is hurt

[true elbow]

tbf they don't need Sauce to beat the Texans

[frail harness]

Stafford looking like JJ

[woeful topaz]

he broke the record and then threw a pick and a pick 6 back to back lol

[frail harness]

Davante is unreal

[woeful topaz]

tristan wirfs td

[true elbow]

Wow there goes the mvp race

So its probably gonna be Drake Maye or Dak for mvp, and thats if the Cowboys actually start winning like they are

[crisp wind]

Cleveland going for two for no reason and just giving zero fucks at home.

[zealous osprey]

Go browns

[zealous osprey]

Rams lost. Bears are the one seed in the nfc...

[acoustic pilot]

Oh, they back up?

[true elbow]

FUCK!!!

NOOOOOOO

[mint edge]

The cult around Sanders is so weird

[muted valley]

Jags #1 in afc south now

[woeful topaz]

it just creates a self fulfilling prophecy

people stanning a 5th rounder very loudly
people get annoyed and root against
people stanning feel vindicated that there is some grand conspiracy rooting for him to fail

[muted valley]

Sorry about refs @woeful topaz

But ggs

[woeful topaz]

i'm not mad about the loss

i'm mad that the JAGS are leading the division now

[muted valley]

Big 2 games with you guys

[true elbow]

People can like who they like

I don’t think its that bad, I don’t see too many people talk about Sanders

The media is the one really pushing his name around

Stephen A and friends

[muted valley]

Elite wr play

[obsidian stone]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/ss8y49z0zg4g1/pb/m2-res_720p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1764558000&s=d58de56ba20007e0b0e3e0f2e8cc443e62aae7d2

[acoustic pilot]

JSN having no yards is crazy

[mint edge]

Aaron Rodgers just got crushed

[muted valley]

How many ints have you thrown in your debut max brosmer?

Josh allen now has the most rushing tds by a qb

[muted valley]

Where yall go

[frail harness]

Watching this Shelby Harris interview lol

[obsidian stone]

Best interview I've seen in awhile

Will he get fined?

[frail harness]

Yeah I’m sure he will

Good for him though lol

He was probably safe up until he talked about punching him in the jaw lol

[mint edge]

What a catch

https://fxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1995328612330098949?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

NFL (@NFL)

TREYLON BURKS JUST MADE AN INSANE CATCH.
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FxTwitter · Dec 1, 2025, 3:06 AM

[zealous osprey]

Catch of the year probably

Great things happen when you leave Tennessee

[true elbow]

And what a ball by Marcus MariGOATa

[muted valley]

Wow

[alpine grove]

Mannnn they were so close

if he doesn’t block that, it’s an ez 2pt conv

[true elbow]

I knew that it was too good to be true that Marcus MariGOATa could beat the Broncos in OT

[true elbow]

The man went to war

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/TomPelissero/status/1995560867581362648

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Here’s the top 10 vote-getters by position as of 11 a.m. ET today.

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FixupX · Dec 1, 2025, 6:29 PM

[next fulcrum]

Should have been a Kraft sweep at TE

[zealous osprey]

https://fixupx.com/underdognfl/status/1995594070304195046

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Sirianni: OC Kevin Patullo will continue to call plays.

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FixupX · Dec 1, 2025, 8:41 PM

[true elbow]

YES

Sirianni is so smart

[woeful topaz]

#ExtendSirianni

[true elbow]

This will feed families

I fw this emoji

[muted valley]

@true elbow will > micah

[true elbow]

Chewy! Stop

[muted valley]

Top 3 edges this season

1. Myles
2. Micah
3. Will

[true elbow]

Chewy

Who cares about the Texans

[muted valley]

@alpine grove

[muted valley]

Am I wrong tho

[true elbow]

Dude you’re not

[muted valley]

Packers gonna win the nfc north

[true elbow]

Yeah man

The Bears still suck

[muted valley]

I don't trust the bears

[frail harness]

https://tenor.com/view/case-keenum-shake-hand-yes-gif-13664838

[muted valley]

Volume warning

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1995542573457281086?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings waived veteran WR Adam Thielen, and issued this statement:

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FxTwitter · Dec 1, 2025, 5:16 PM

kwesi traded a 4th rd pick for 8/69

extend him now

[true elbow]

Kevin O'connel should be fired

[muted valley]

Jerry traded a 4th for 5/46

[mint edge]

https://fxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1995678637102895121?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Giants just attempted a field goal and didn’t even kick the ball… 😭
︀︀
︀︀Don’t see this everyday 😅
︀︀
︀︀(via @NFL)

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FxTwitter · Dec 2, 2025, 2:17 AM

[olive knot]

my goat is really washed, i cant believe it

[mint edge]

Kickers are the avocados of professional athletes

They’re good until they suddenly become terrible

[obsidian stone]

was that a real fake

[woeful topaz]

pats should retire their current logo to have it stand forever as a symbol of the bledsoe/belichick/brady era's successes and go back to pat patriot

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/EthanGSN/status/1995941416682619059?s=20

Ethan aka The People’s Insider (@EthanGSN)

“Joe, what do you view as your part in 5 wins in the last 30 games, because you said it starts with me, but what specifically do you think you have failed on?”
︀︀
︀︀PAT LEONARD FROM WAY DOWNTOWN BANGGGG BANGGGG

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FxTwitter · Dec 2, 2025, 7:41 PM

brutal

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/TylerHerrick/status/1995702430500356672?s=20

Tyler (@TylerHerrick)

Quoting Boston Globe Pitchbot (@BostonSatire)
︀
Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house

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FxTwitter · Dec 2, 2025, 3:51 AM

[true elbow]

People are idiots man

Chiefs just beat the 49ers a team that most people don’t even like and the Eagles

Save to say they are antiheroes

[woeful topaz]

i have just discovered this old cardinals logo

and i NEED them to bring it back

[true elbow]

They should just merge the 2

[zealous osprey]

GO COWBOYS

[true elbow]

Exactly, the only thing we can agree on rn

[olive knot]

goodbye cowboys

[muted valley]

Uhhhh yea

[muted valley]

0 defense game

[muted valley]

He good at football

[sweet vector]

he good guys

[sleek sleet]

I literally had to google where Tulane and James Madison even were…

[woeful topaz]

daniel jones prob tore his achilles

this sucks

[obsidian stone]

aww

[woeful topaz]

yep confirmed out with achilles injury

they put riley leonard in

[thorn horizon]

Daniel Jones is a fucking idiot

[frail harness]

AR still hasn’t been cleared I’m pretty sure

[thorn horizon]

Why play with a injury

[frail harness]

Man James Cook has negative ball security

[woeful topaz]

negative job security too at this point

[frail harness]

Wow Christian Benford

What a fucking play

[barren moon]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

Bills in the 4th

[mint edge]

Zach Ertz got velociraptor’d

Likely a career ender

[woeful topaz]

commanders season was already dead and now it's double dead

[muted valley]

Good thing texans have their 2nd rounder

[woeful topaz]

now imagine you're the rams

you're a super bowl contender and you're also gonna have a top 10 pick

[muted valley]

Crazy stuff

They got potential to trade up for qb

[zealous osprey]

Puka is insane

[muted valley]

Fr

[sweet vector]

https://tenor.com/view/nfl-football-packers-jordan-love-go-pack-go-gif-2074332485965039419

[sleek sleet]

Maybe JJ isn’t a complete bust

[muted valley]

Mahomes -10 yards receiving 🔥

[woeful topaz]

go texans

partially for anti chiefs agenda partially for anti jags agenda

[muted valley]

Ref ball already

Jk jk

[zealous osprey]

Really wanna see texans make it to the postseason

Defense makes them dangerous

[alpine grove]

Brooo if they win this one 👀 all but guaranteed

Run the table type shi

[olive knot]

goddamn nico

[muted valley]

Nfl should ban collinsworth calling chiefs games lol

[olive knot]

butker wide right, who couldve guessed

[alpine grove]

BUTT-KER 💩

[woeful topaz]

ban romo first

[true elbow]

He should comes back if they are ready

[olive knot]

oh my god mahomes and kelce disasterclass

texans defense is insane

[muted valley]

Ban them all

[muted valley]

Yes

Theyre saving the season

[acoustic pilot]

Demeco really turned Houston around after that Watson mess

[muted valley]

Mahomes was better than what the stats show

[muted valley]

Where the polls

[muted mirage]

Something I don’t understand.

When a QB scrambles, the defender usually just runs after him, but inevitably gets out run. Why doesn’t the defensive player simply dive towards the QB to make the tackle/sack?

[muted valley]

How it felt for us last night

[true elbow]

Ok Chewy good for you

[woeful topaz]

tbh if the offense gets cooking you might be a contender

certainly in the pats/broncos/bills tier

[alpine grove]

yesssirrrrrrrr

Texans Defense is smthg else

Mahomes worst game of his career! 😮

[zealous osprey]

Apparently colts trying to bring back philip rivers?

[muted valley]

Thanks

[muted valley]

We go as far as the offense takes us

[thorn horizon]

Colts are really working out Phillip Rivers

[thorn horizon]

Fr like wtf

[muted valley]

Desperate times call for desperate measures

[true elbow]

TO THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!

[muted valley]

That was a play of all time lol

[olive knot]

what the fuck just happened

[muted valley]

Time for hurts to hang up the cleats

Defense carrying eagles

[true elbow]

speaking too soon the Eagles are great

They are gonna win easily

Have you seen Saquon

this guy is so fast

[muted valley]

I want eagles win

[true elbow]

Yeah because they are

They are the greatest team in football

Told you

Saquon is just that good

[muted valley]

Yes

[true elbow]

SAQUON WOW THE FASTEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE

[sweet vector]

a

[true elbow]

If you got a man as fast as Barkley

You can’t lose football games

[muted valley]

This might be the worst qb play oat

Both qbs have under a 40 passing grade rn

[true elbow]

YAY

THE EAGLES WON

Nobody can stop them now

[true elbow]

Its OT lol

[sweet vector]

love overtimes

[woeful topaz]

wow what did jalen hurts ever do to baku

i don't think you're legally allowed to have those feelings about a quarterback

[true elbow]

Its reverse psychology

I did it one time against the 9ers and Ravens, and it worked like a charm

[woeful topaz]

just sounds like you hate a quarterback without a valid reason like him having personally hit your dog with a car or something

very sad

[sweet vector]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-war-helmet-shark-meme-gif-8983249853261281087

baka has been caught

[muted valley]

@true elbow likes the texans

[woeful topaz]

he likes a team that isn't the packers and dislikes a quarterback for anything short of a hate crime??????????????

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-understand-who-you-even-are-anymore-towelie-south-park-what-have-you-become-youve-changed-gif-20393991

[true elbow]

Right?

[true elbow]

Its not hard to understand

I don’t hate Jalen Hurts its not against him and its not against the players

In fact, since Jalen’s first game he got to play (against the Packers in a loss) I praised him

And no I don’t really like the Eagles as much

[woeful topaz]

devastating that baku hates jalen hurts for no reason, imagine hating a quarterback

[true elbow]

Come on man this is ragebait at the highest order

I like Jalen Hurts

[true elbow]

Chewy you know idrc about the Texans lol

[woeful topaz]

RIVERS IS BACK

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crazy-old-man-crazy-concert-old-man-on-stage-onstage-gif-2583354641826449906

[true elbow]

Just like that Aaron Rodgers is no longer the oldest qb

[muted valley]

Dudeeeee

[true elbow]

Now if there was a team called the Wisconsinites

Maybe

[muted valley]

Facts

[dull chasm]

UM fired their coach

[woeful topaz]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1998887851300159572?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Joe Burrow’s presser today felt very reflective — and at times, a bit dark:
︀︀
︀︀"If I want to keep doing this, I have to have fun doing it. I have been through a lot. If it's not fun, then what am I doing it for?"
︀︀
︀︀Later on: "There's just a lot of things going on right now."
︀︀
︀︀(via @Bengals)

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FixupX · Dec 10, 2025, 10:49 PM

still TBD on if he's carson palmer or andrew luck

[mint edge]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1999125456860143975?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[woeful topaz]

lmao

[muted mirage]

🤣

[muted valley]

Jsn 0 yards so far but I'm supposed to believe he has been the best wr this season ...

[muted valley]

Kyle pitts

[olive knot]

kyle pitts has how much

[muted valley]

43 points

10/152/3 is crazy

Most versatile weapon for a reason

[woeful topaz]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47283496/todd-bowles-says-bucs-inexcusable-loss-falls-players

The coaches have done everything they can do. This is a player-driven team in the last four or five weeks. You've got to execute, and they've got to hold each other accountable. As a coach, you can sit there until you're blue in the face. Until they start holding each other accountable and doing the little things right

that man is gone

[muted valley]

Wow

[muted valley]

Jeez that's crazy

[woeful topaz]

he gone

he knows he just got fired

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/steaakfriend/status/1999304693391196255?s=20

Steak F (@steaakfriend)

Todd Bowles is just Raheem Morris with a pirate ship.

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FxTwitter · Dec 12, 2025, 2:25 AM

[zealous osprey]

Greatest season of all time

[mint edge]

For the love of the game

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/atioberoi/status/1999279390585434392?s=46

Ati (@atioberoi)

😭😭😭

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FixupX · Dec 12, 2025, 12:45 AM

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/HoustonTexans/status/2000265955260150243/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2000265955260150243&currentTweetUser=HoustonTexans

Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans)

NICO. COLLINS. ARE YOU KIDDING?????
︀︀
︀︀📺 : @nflonfox
︀︀
︀︀#ProBowlVote + Nico Collins

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FixupX · Dec 14, 2025, 6:05 PM

That was quick lol

[zealous osprey]

WHAT A THROW CALEB

[muted valley]

Mahomes is down

[mint edge]

hyperextended that knee bad

[muted valley]

Derwin james pick

That's it for the chiefs

[muted valley]

Keep him out for the seaaon

[mint edge]

Chiefs are knocked out of the playoffs

[woeful topaz]

mahomes getting a season ending injury literally seconds after the chiefs elimination criteria were met besides losing today

brutal

[muted valley]

Depends on severity of injury

But not the worst thing for him to be out

[mint edge]

WE HAVE A PHILLIP RIVERS TUDDY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

[woeful topaz]

10/16 81 yards and a td

let's fuckin go

[muted valley]

@woeful topaz sorry about your tlaw agenda

[woeful topaz]

jets tax we are not moved

old ass rodgers had 4 tds so it only makes sense trevor can get 6

[true elbow]

Phillip Rivers got a beer gut

Thats what 5 years away from football gets you

But he is playing well

[muted valley]

What about stroud looking good

[woeful topaz]

texans are my pick out of the AFC right now

[muted valley]

W

Mine is bills

[thorn horizon]

Fantasy Football this year 🥹 >>>>

[rustic sparrow]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️No one cares about your fantasy team!🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[thorn horizon]

.

Ah man

[muted valley]

Mahomes torn acl

[acoustic pilot]

I hate the Broncos

[zealous osprey]

Crazy how much the nfc playoff picture can change within a day

https://fixupx.com/underdognfl/status/2000367039266128149?s=46

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Current NFC Standings:
︀︀
︀︀Rams 11-3
︀︀Bears 10-4
︀︀Eagles 9-5
︀︀Bucs 7-7
︀︀Seahawks 11-3
︀︀49ers 10-4
︀︀Packers 9-4-1

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FixupX · Dec 15, 2025, 12:47 AM

[acoustic pilot]

Rams and Broncos clinch

[woeful topaz]

i also hate the broncos

[muted mirage]

NFC standings are hilarious

what is going on this year in the NFL

[woeful topaz]

i'm devastated that the seahawks made that kick

[zealous osprey]

Nine first throw of the game

[woeful topaz]

incredible

[woeful topaz]

lol

[muted valley]

How

[acoustic pilot]

Second best pick six I've ever seen

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[muted valley]

No

I don't

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[muted valley]

Mock draft monday

[acoustic pilot]

Is Detroit tiebreakerless?

Why does their losing clinch like 4 teams? Lmao

[woeful topaz]

they're basically tiebreakerless yeah

common games/conference record i assume

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, I just checked. Most of their wins are against the AFC and teams nearly eliminated

Oh well

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2000965058956824737?s=20

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Most wins by rookie QBs in starts this season:
︀︀
︀︀3 - Tyler Shough
︀︀2 - Jaxson Dart
︀︀2 - Cam Ward
︀︀1 - Shedeur Sanders
︀︀1 - Dillon Gabriel

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FxTwitter · Dec 16, 2025, 4:23 PM

[muted valley]

No jordan love

[woeful topaz]

true!

[woeful topaz]

tua benched

ewers starting

[woeful topaz]

https://bsky.app/profile/jordanarnold.me/post/3ma77ogj5dv2z

[woeful topaz]

ngl puka should probably be suspended for that second pic

[acoustic pilot]

@muted valley

[muted valley]

🔥 🔥 🔥

We were 3-5 down 29-10 heading into the 4th vs the jags with davis mills at qb

And somehow at 9-5

[woeful topaz]

heck of a game last night

[muted valley]

Went to bed at half

Checked score

Crazy rams lost that

[woeful topaz]

some bad choices, some bad luck

[rustic sparrow]

I'm too blessed to believe in bad luck.

[woeful topaz]

the rams are not so blessed

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2002526299500499254?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk posted a video of himself driving over 90 MPH past Levi’s Stadium.
︀︀
︀︀The team recently placed Aiyuk on the left squad list, and HC Kyle Shanahan said he hasn’t seen him in a month.
︀︀
︀︀(🎥 @49ersSportsTalk)

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FxTwitter · Dec 20, 2025, 11:47 PM

[obsidian stone]

damn

[surreal hare]

Why are these guys so stupid

Take your millions, get paid to hit guys on the field, go home

[mint edge]

Least problematic WR

[acoustic pilot]

Hmmm....

49ers and Lions must beat the Bears

I want the damn 2 seed

[muted valley]

@true elbow look what can happen with your backup qb

[true elbow]

Lol Chewy get this out of my face

WE LOST

[muted valley]

I'm saying if willis has to start next couple weels

Weeks

[true elbow]

Idc Chewy don’t make me feel optimistic

Willis never beat the Bears

[muted valley]

Oh 🙁

I was just trying to give you some hope

[true elbow]

Nah besides Bears fans are texting me on every app

I got more shit to be focused on

And blocking some of them too

Ngl

[woeful topaz]

baku a doomer, sad day

blaming malik "goat" willis instead of our special teams

[true elbow]

Yeah because you read all my texts wrong

Yes Malik is 0-2 against the Bears its fact

That doesn’t mean he played bad it just means he lost, and its frustrating

I can’t believe I always gotta translate my anger to you

Chewy can’t cheer me up with highlights because we sold the division

Basically

Im not a happy camper

[acoustic pilot]

NFL needs an MIP award.

Bryce Young deserves that

[silver arrow]

Honestly surprised it hasn’t been introduced already

[muted valley]

Maybe they will after introducing the protector of the year

[silver arrow]

Colts had such a weird year

[unborn vale]

Stingley is so freaking good

I dream of being able to just sniff the packers with a CB like that

[acoustic pilot]

Same. I feel like it should've been introduced a long time ago

[sacred burrow]

DK just punched a fan

[muted valley]

Crazy stuff

[true elbow]

Thats how DK plays

Fans shouldn’t try to speak up that him, they should know he is crazy

[muted valley]

Texans when their lbs have to cover 🤣

[muted valley]

Barely beating raiders 🔥

https://fixupx.com/HoustonTexans/status/2002896937767276585

Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans)

Go get it Nico!
︀︀
︀︀📺 : @nfloncbs / @paramountplus

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FixupX · Dec 22, 2025, 12:20 AM

3rd&nico

[frail harness]

Boswell what the fuck lol

[acoustic pilot]

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA, LIONS

[zealous osprey]

Aaron rodgers eliminates the lions from the playoffs.

[mint edge]

Absolute looney tunes ending

[acoustic pilot]

Bears and 49ers clinch

[true elbow]

Dammit

Worse week of football

[muted valley]

Niners win

Jags chargers bills clinch

If steelers & texans win next week the afc teams are set

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/2003478416306373101?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

NFL 2026 Pro Bowl WRs:
︀︀
︀︀NFC:
︀︀- Puka Nacua
︀︀- George Pickens
︀︀- Jaxon Smith Njigba
︀︀- Amon-Ra St. Brown
︀︀
︀︀AFC:
︀︀- Ja’Marr Chase
︀︀- Nico Collins
︀︀- Zay Flowers
︀︀- Courtland Sutton

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FixupX · Dec 23, 2025, 2:50 PM

[woeful topaz]

sutton lmao

top AFC WR receivers by catches i believe

he's got the volume but man he does not have a good catch rate 💀

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/2003480915629212067

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

NFL 2026 Pro Bowl QBs:
︀︀
︀︀NFC:
︀︀•Sam Darnold
︀︀•Dak Prescott
︀︀•Matthew Stafford
︀︀
︀︀AFC:
︀︀•Josh Allen
︀︀•Justin Herbert
︀︀•Drake Maye

Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
︀
NFL 2026 Pro Bowl WRs:
︀︀
︀︀NFC:
︀︀- Puka Nacua
︀︀- George Pickens
︀︀- Jaxon Smith Njigba
…

FixupX · Dec 23, 2025, 3:00 PM

[muted valley]

Idk afc wrs aren't really crazy

I think it's clear chase is #1 & nico is #2

[woeful topaz]

nico makes sense to be on there despite the catch rate because mills played for four games

[woeful topaz]

sutton is the only one i really disagree with, but i understand that he has the yards and tds to get ahead of diggs or pittman

Bryce Young since he was benched in
2024:
• 5208 total yards
• 42 touchdowns
• 15 interceptions
• 91.3 passer rtg
• 10 game winning drives
• Franchise single game passing yards record

good for him man

[muted valley]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47391530/2026-nfl-pro-bowl-afc-nfc-players-teams-watch

Bro azeez made it

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/JeffDuncan_/status/2003128326882578940?s=20

Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_)

Some folks have asked me about Taysom Hill's Hall of Fame worthiness. Unless something changes, he will not be eligible for candidacy. To be considered for the HOF, a player must have at least "one recognized postseason honor" like Pro Bowl or All-Pro on his career resume.

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FxTwitter · Dec 22, 2025, 3:39 PM

what are we even doing here man

[zealous osprey]

Vikings back to back fumble recoveries

[true elbow]

Lions are still gonna win

[zealous osprey]

Packers about to clinch

[muted valley]

Clinched

[zealous osprey]

Broncos vs refs

[acoustic pilot]

Ain't no way?

[sacred burrow]

It was like 51 yards but yea

Maybe they mean air yards

[sacred burrow]

I see that, I wonder how that's calculated cuz it also says Brosmer had 51 yards

[acoustic pilot]

I'm going to assume it's as you said before and it's air yards

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/GhettoGronk/status/2004353340604354629?s=20

GhettoGronk (@GhettoGronk)

Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 26, 2025, 12:47 AM

[zealous osprey]

Yeah it's because brosmer was sacked 7 times for 48 yards

[woeful topaz]

so just net

not air

[muted valley]

My qb is in Applebee's commercialss

[muted valley]

Elite start

[obsidian stone]

wow a kick fumble

[muted valley]

How did dicker miss that

[woeful topaz]

aaand colts eliminated

chargers let rivers down one last time

[muted valley]

Dicker*

Missed from 32 and then missed the pat

[acoustic pilot]

Texans could really go to the bowl, man

[muted valley]

If we figure out how to counter blitzs

Maybe

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/ZachVogt30/status/2002908304201462164

Zach Vogt (@ZachVogt30)

Of those 16 consecutive wrong ends for the Colts… EIGHT of them were underdogs.
︀︀
︀︀HOU +4.5 over BUF
︀︀HOU +3 over IND
︀︀JAX +2.5 over IND
︀︀HOU +4.5 over KC
︀︀LAC +1.5 over PHI
︀︀LAC +5.5 over KC
︀︀LAC +1.5 over DAL
︀︀JAX +3.5 over DEN
︀︀
︀︀Absolutely insane no matter how you look at it.

Quoting Zach Vogt (@ZachVogt30)
︀
Since the #Colts bye week, there have been 16 games involving IND/JAX/HOU/LAC that could significantly increase the Colts’ playoff chances with the right result:
︀︀
︀︀Each and every result has gone the wrong way for the Colts.
︀︀
︀︀Every. Single. One.
…

FxTwitter · Dec 22, 2025, 1:05 AM

[muted valley]

Ngl some of those lines are crazy

[obsidian stone]

do any of these games matter today

[acoustic pilot]

Myles Garrett sack record watch

[obsidian stone]

how many does he need

i got stupid seattle carolina on cbs

[acoustic pilot]

1

[obsidian stone]

wow what an interception

idk if he got 2 feet down tho

[unborn vale]

rodgers is cooking

jking no flags

Panthers vs Bucs, Ravens vs Steelers next week games are for the playoff spots.

[obsidian stone]

weird weather in buffalo

as usual

misty? foggy?

[muted valley]

Yes

[muted valley]

Giants & raiders for #1 pick

Otherwise just some seeding stuff

[obsidian stone]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/h7w0j6oovz9g1/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1766973600&s=ef737062410f075fb54baf5c270fd7d10f7200c9

[obsidian stone]

wow

crazy play

4th n goal and he is down at the 1

[woeful topaz]

lmao

[obsidian stone]

This game is insane

[muted valley]

Crazy ending

[acoustic pilot]

We coming for that 2 seed, Bears!

[zealous osprey]

PICK SIX FIRST PLAY OF THE GAME

[muted valley]

000

0 defense

Outside first few plays

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey rip

[true elbow]

YES!!

the bears lost

hahaha

[full atlas]

Bro Raiders haven’t won a game since

[muted valley]

We almost lost to raiders 🙁

[obsidian stone]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/7qvtj6rum1ag1/pb/m2-res_708p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1767060000&s=8b1802ef5210698d214e72579633294678f51dd7

[muted valley]

Rams back in it

[woeful topaz]

lolfalcons

[thorn horizon]

Cowboys release a corner

[mint edge]

Rough day in the Diggs household

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/2006099714085953837?s=20

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

My understanding of the Trevon Diggs situation is this: after the #Cowboys finished their Christmas game vs. the Commanders, Diggs requested with HC Brian Schottenheimer to stay in Washington for the holiday since he’s from the area and his family stays there. Players often ask for — and are usually granted — additional family time during the holidays if the schedule makes sense (Dallas played Thursday).
︀︀
︀︀Schotty denied the request. Diggs again said he wanted to be with his family and that if he went back to Dallas, he’d just be flying right back on the first flight out, especially with players having several days off. The team vehemently denied his request again.
︀︀
︀︀And then today, the team released him. Diggs is healthy and ready to join a new team for the playoffs.

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FxTwitter · Dec 30, 2025, 8:26 PM

[obsidian stone]

go get em gute

[true elbow]

He is only 27! Lets get him

[muted valley]

Jeez

[obsidian stone]

idek, is he having a good year or not

the diggs bros seem to be in a little trouble lately

[true elbow]

Not in the Eberflus system, but if Hafley can get him, it could bring the best out of him who knows

[zealous osprey]

Chicago bear

We got al harris his old coach and he fits the chicago bears DB archetype by blowing coverages but making up for it with takeaways

[muted valley]

No

[pulsar ocean]

what's up in New England

[mint edge]

Kenneth Walker sounds like he hasn’t hit puberty yet

[woeful topaz]

garrett not getting the record is so funny

issuing a correction

he just got it

[acoustic pilot]

let's go, Myles!!!!!!!!!

[obsidian stone]

oh did he

well at least we can stop talking about how favre gave up that last sack

[woeful topaz]

we can cumulatively forget that michael strahan exists

[obsidian stone]

exactly

but isnt he still on tv

all the time

the sack was pretty weak

almost looked like favre going down

[acoustic pilot]

I just didn't want Strahan to have it anymore

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/nfl-fight-brawl-steelers-vs-browns-myles-garrett-gif-15563041

[woeful topaz]

ehhh

burrow "gave himself up" but the sack was legit imo

[obsidian stone]

right

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2007911220041613338

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

VIDEO: The-record breaking sack for Myles Garrett:

Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)
︀
History! Myles Garrett has broken the NFL record for sacks in a season, shattering a mark that’s stood since 2001.
︀︀
︀︀Garrett has 23 sacks on the year.

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FxTwitter · Jan 4, 2026, 8:25 PM

[obsidian stone]

hence Almost

[woeful topaz]

yeah

watching this garrett blows past, gets a hand out, burrow steps up in the pocket but garrett is still about to nuke him so he goes down lol

[rustic sparrow]

It's not a failure. It's steps to success.

[woeful topaz]

wait what triggered that

p*st?

[obsidian stone]

yea, burrow made a business decision

st*ps

[woeful topaz]

ah

[muted valley]

Ggs @woeful topaz

[woeful topaz]

until the moment cam went down i was rooting for the texans

would rather have seen you win the division than the j*gs

[muted valley]

Yea

[woeful topaz]

GOAT

[zealous osprey]

MITCH TRUBISKY 138 QBR

[woeful topaz]

passer rating but yea

the jets are BAD

two quarters away from being the first team since they started tracking ints to have none in a season i believe

they need to have 3 ints in the second half to not be the worst

[zealous osprey]

As long as mitch doesn't throw a pick

Send him to minnesota

[muted valley]

Facts

[muted valley]

First nfl player in history to make playoffs on multiple teams that have started 0-3

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/2007954790354153611?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Colts GM Chris Ballard and HC Shane Steichen officially will return for the 2026 season.
︀︀
︀︀Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon will speak to the media Monday.

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 11:18 PM

[woeful topaz]

i'm okay with it

ballard made good moves this year

[muted valley]

Ballard needs to go imo

Since 2017 0 afc south titles & 2 playoff appearances

[woeful topaz]

the roster looked much improved this year and they played accordingly until their qb broke his leg and they had some big injuries on D

i'd give him one more season

same with steichen prob

[olive knot]

steichen deserves another year

ballard alternates years where hes a good/shit gm

[woeful topaz]

in a league that has had 10 game, 11 game, 12 game, 14 game, and 16 game seasons since they started tracking interceptions in 1940, the 2025 jets are the first team in nfl history to go a complete season with zero ints

[obsidian stone]

😭

[frail harness]

Did sauce have any with Indy?

[woeful topaz]

he only played 4 games because of his injury

but no

quinnen williams had one in dallas though 💀

trey lance just threw the ball away on 4th down lol

[obsidian stone]

yup

what an exciting finish

[zealous osprey]

https://fixupx.com/BillsLead/status/2007971275088765241?s=20

Bills Lead (@BillsLead)

Mitch Trubisky today:
︀︀
︀︀⚡️22/29
︀︀⚡️259 YDS
︀︀⚡️4 TDS
︀︀⚡️142.1 Rating
︀︀
︀︀Balled out🔥

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 12:23 AM

Mvp statement game from my goat

[woeful topaz]

the jets might have to fire aaron glenn lol

[obsidian stone]

oh no

[frail harness]

Pete Carroll seems to be gone as well

[woeful topaz]

saw something today saying brady's planning on like

flores HC daboll OC

[frail harness]

What about qb 👀

[mint edge]

Please take care of my Pookie

[obsidian stone]

is this guy gud

?

[mint edge]

Yes

[obsidian stone]

like start right away

[mint edge]

https://youtu.be/g6RhCFKb1us?si=SVMaezM4Vs3nHZi1

Was the best QB in the sunbelt

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/2007989514288140764?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Raheem Morris is out as the Falcons head coach.

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FxTwitter · Jan 5, 2026, 1:36 AM

[mint edge]

Was sunbelt offensive player of the year

[obsidian stone]

hes a scrambler?

[mint edge]

Yes

Threw for 2600 yards and rushed for over 1000

[woeful topaz]

GM out too which makes more sense

looks at the giants

[woeful topaz]

lmfao

[mint edge]

This game has been spectacular

[muted valley]

Just to end on 2 missed kicks 😭

[mint edge]

LMAO

[muted valley]

We get steelers

[muted mirage]

that's nuts

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/2008034566460895382

NFL (@NFL)

THE RAVENS KICK IS NO GOOD AND THE STEELERS ARE PLAYOFF-BOUND.

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 4:35 AM

[woeful topaz]

the holy water worked

[woeful topaz]

the bengals are keeping both zac taylor and duke tobin

the only "lost to the jets" team to not fire their coach

giants are keeping joe schoen

stefanski gone

morris gone last night ofc

falcons adding a "president of football" role that's probably going to be matt ryan?

[woeful topaz]

"took us two a super bowl and two afc championship games" sure but one of those AFCCGs was the same year as the SB and you haven't made the playoffs in 3 seasons

[muted valley]

@woeful topaz ypu forgot pete carroll

[woeful topaz]

he just got fired

https://fxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/2008210738620371156?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Raiders fired Pete Carroll.

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FxTwitter · Jan 5, 2026, 4:15 PM

full hour after i sent that

[muted valley]

Oh

Titans want matt nagy

[muted valley]

But Ballard shouldn't be fired

[woeful topaz]

he probably should be but i'm not actively upset with 1 more year

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/2008221951870058862?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #AZCardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.
︀︀
︀︀Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.

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FxTwitter · Jan 5, 2026, 4:59 PM

[woeful topaz]

great, now get kyler out of the building

if they get a third head coach for kyler i dont know what to say

besides "the arizona cardinals are a poverty organization"

[olive knot]

kylers long past his expiration date, feel like theyre moving on this offseason but it would be hilarious if they convinced themselves they could actually fix him again

[woeful topaz]

he just hasn't looked good for like 4 years

[woeful topaz]

https://bsky.app/profile/fantasynflnews.bsky.social/post/3mbp2k7v2qc22

[frail harness]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-xfl-vince-mcmahon-xfl-scream-gif-16264902

Tua would be dead in Vince’s version of the XFL

[woeful topaz]

this would be acceptable

things i do not want to happen:

1. lose to the bears
2. 49ers sb
3. jags win a game
4. broncos sb

eberflus gone

[muted valley]

Good

[sweet vector]

[woeful topaz]

sacrificing your texans for this

sickening

[true elbow]

Such bullshit

If the Bears beat us they are probably going to the superbowl

So

Gotta prevent that

[sacred burrow]

Ravens just fired Harbaugh

[true elbow]

I don’t think it was the right move

[woeful topaz]

oh shit

[obsidian stone]

kinda an overreaction

but ohwell

[obsidian stone]

ya they cant close games

[thorn horizon]

Baltimore is gonna look different now

[thorn horizon]

If the Bears beat us there not making it past that

That would lowkey be there only playoff win.

[true elbow]

Nah they would win out