🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[acoustic pilot]

Good luck Texans, Ravens, Bills, Eagles, Rams, and Lions

[zealous osprey]

Brain finishes developing at 25. Josh allen is 28 so he a new man with a newly developed brain 💀

[obsidian stone]

wow

what a return

and a fumble

[frail harness]

Of course I turn it on and KC is already about to score

[barren moon]

Just turned on the game

Forgot it was on

What’s with the guy shoving his coach

[olive knot]

lmao boyd shoving the st coach

[olive knot]

he stripped the ball and then ran away to celebrate instead of trying to recover it

[barren moon]

So why’d he shove his coach

Was that the celebration

[olive knot]

yea it couldve been but idk

[acoustic pilot]

Lmao, that wasn't helmet to helmet

[alpine grove]

Ref ball will not let Chiefs lose

[acoustic pilot]

If KC don't get anything, they gonna get a call

[barren moon]

Fuck this league

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/sleeperhq/status/1880737423833092449?s=46

[frail harness]

Mahomes crying why they blew it dead on the sack but would be crying louder than ever if it wasn’t blown dead and he got rocked after

But actually what fucking black magic do the chiefs have… that field goal wasn’t even close

[acoustic pilot]

Game over now

Unfortunately

Leaving Travis Kelce wide open in the middle of the field is crazy work

[frail harness]

Teams just forget how to play against KC

[acoustic pilot]

They're not even hiding cheating at this point

[barren moon]

Lmaoooo

Let’s fucking go

[true elbow]

Yeah and that just means you hope and think he made a 180 in 8 years

And I hope he did

That means the world is somewhat a better place

[acoustic pilot]

Even the commentators are saying "come on"

This is some bs

[frail harness]

I’m convinced the chiefs are undoubtedly winning it all

Shit is such a joke

[acoustic pilot]

They definitely are

[frail harness]

Two fake roughness calls in favor of the chiefs this game

[acoustic pilot]

This is ridiculous

[zealous osprey]

I am not watching a football game with the chiefs at this point

[barren moon]

Mahomes flopping like a bitch

[alpine grove]

Black magic at its finest

[barren moon]

Dang

[frail harness]

Can we please start fining Mahomes for doing that shit

He does it so often and it puts the defense at such a disadvantage because they’re scared to touch him

[alpine grove]

I can see the script already: Texans get the TD, miss the 2pt conv

chiefs get a flag on offense that keeps possession to win it

[acoustic pilot]

That'll be it

[barren moon]

One more of these bundlerooski ads and im shooting myself in between the eyebrows

[muted mirage]

How was that not a late push

[frail harness]

AFC south being such a bad division is criminal man the Texans are terrible

This offense is hot garbage

Looking like the packers last week ha

Half of these sacks are on CJ

….

[barren moon]

Lmao okay

[frail harness]

Ban the Texans from the playoffs going forward

[alpine grove]

tf did they do lmaooo

they gave a good fight

Chiefs black magic came through

[frail harness]

Offense looked even worse than we did last week

Fairbairn awful

[alpine grove]

They did better than us lmao

our offense was ASS

[frail harness]

So was the Texans’ lol

[alpine grove]

Let’s not forget 3 picks

[olive knot]

yea we were shit but tbf we were also a 7 seed

[alpine grove]

and we played eagles

[frail harness]

The Texans looked awful can’t say anything else lol

[alpine grove]

I still think “banning the Texans” is a dumb statement lol, they deserved to be here

they clawed that victory last week

[frail harness]

For winning an awful afc south? lol

[alpine grove]

good on them

[olive knot]

texans and packers both had one drive where they looked good and pooped their pants the entire rest of the game

[frail harness]

I mean credit to them they won impressively last week

[alpine grove]

eh, just winning last week was big time imo

this week we knew what to expect

[frail harness]

Chiefs aren’t some glorious dominant team though, and they made them look as if they are lol

[alpine grove]

they just have black magic

[olive knot]

they kinda are

everyone knows theyre gonna win

[alpine grove]

they are dominant yup

We keep saying they will be exposed soon but devil finds a way to make em win every week LOL

[frail harness]

I wouldn’t say dominant, they just grinded out wins all year

[olive knot]

omg ive been looking for this all day, thank you

[alpine grove]

😹😹😹

[frail harness]

I still stand on it, they need a couple years break from the playoffs

[alpine grove]

they need to fire Slowik, get a better OLine, and they’re cooking

[olive knot]

^

[frail harness]

CJ gotta be better

Fairbairn also just can’t disappear

[olive knot]

he will be with a better system around him but he also cant look like a lost puppy as often as he did this year

[frail harness]

I know he was banged up tonight but a lot of those sacks he just held it for so long

[alpine grove]

I agree there

Lots of times he coulda even thrown it away to a receiver or out of bounds but took the sack

[frail harness]

I’m just HOT because I can’t stand seeing the chiefs have everything possible go their way while the other team simultaneously just forgets basic football

[acoustic pilot]

The Texans didn't play well, but the Chiefs didn't play great

One of those TDs came after that BS unnecessary roughness

[olive knot]

still his 2nd year, might be more to the fact that he knows that every possession on offense counts, and with a bad offense he can't afford to throw away plays as much

he wasnt as bad at taking sacks last year for that reason imo

[alpine grove]

alas, this is the way of the black magic

https://tenor.com/view/dark-sorcerer-shadow-wizard-money-gang-lebron-james-satan-not-today-satan-gif-13569863587002490676

[frail harness]

Really gonna need buffalo or Baltimore to humble them

PLEASE

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

We are all rooting for that

[olive knot]

it better be buffalo cause i dont see the ravens retaining their braincells if they have to play the chiefs

[frail harness]

I kinda feel like lions are the only chance in the nfc

[alpine grove]

Ravens always find a way to lose to Chiefs 😭

go commies go 😂😂

[frail harness]

But their defense is pretty ehhh right now

[olive knot]

so does buffalo but they at least make it a game

[alpine grove]

commies winning would be funniest timeline ngl

Not a chance tho 😂😂

[olive knot]

probably the best case scenario for anyone out of the nfc rn

[frail harness]

Need the commies to win lol

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-happily-baby-cute-close-eyes-gif-20852145

[olive knot]

wouldnt mind the rams either cause everyone would forget they won a sb a week after

[alpine grove]

I can’t lie tho, Rams Lions would be fire

[frail harness]

Stafford ride into the sunset?

I doubt it tho haha

[alpine grove]

I was thinking abt this script earlier

It was first week of season as well, game went to OT, was a fun one

[olive knot]

lol chewy muted, probably better for him anyways

[surreal hare]

My houseguest @small prairie is a lions fan so I actually have the game on

[mint edge]

Refs throwing soft flags on Mahomes is gonna get Mahomes destroyed one day

[true elbow]

LETS GO MAHOMES

[alpine grove]

Rooting for the commies 🙏🏽

https://tenor.com/view/jayden-daniels-touchdown-washington-commanders-dance-nfl-gif-8261166655868859283

LOOK AT EKELER

[true elbow]

Rooting for the Lions to lose so bad that they sell their franchise to Apple or Amazon

But in reality

[alpine grove]

ewww why’d they put McNichols in the game

[true elbow]

It ain’t gonna happen

The NFL likes the lions rn

[alpine grove]

only use BRob or Ekeler

what was that…

Mariota? 😭😭

[mint edge]

I want the lions to be humbled

[alpine grove]

here comes 7-0 Lions

[true elbow]

Idk bro once you see that 7-0 the lions usually wins the game

[acoustic pilot]

Craaazzzyyyy

[next fulcrum]

Holy shit laporta!!!

What a fucking pass

[silver arrow]

They ain’t been humbled enough the past 30 years? 😭

[surreal hare]

That was wild

Holy

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We got a game here

[surreal hare]

Lol yeah this is a fun one if they’re not your teams

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ooof, Goff got lit up on that :/

[acoustic pilot]

This is a game

[next fulcrum]

Soooo much better than the chiefs/texans mess

[olive knot]

kerby getting toasted

[barren moon]

Lmao whole NFC North going out sad

“Best division in history”

Haha incomplete

The ref has the Doc Rivers voice lmao

[olive knot]

LMAOOO GOFF

[barren moon]

LMAOOOOOOO

It’s okay Lions, we saved you a seat

[muted mirage]

Please choke

[true elbow]

Lions are gonna win the game

Remember the Texans game?

They gonna pull off some bullshit

[alpine grove]

GO COMMIES GO

[true elbow]

And then we won’t hear the end of Dan Cambell

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/squabble-jayden-daniels-gif-17131932023536614817

[olive knot]

i mean theyre only down 10, still very easy to comeback

[alpine grove]

yea they can come back

[olive knot]

but theyre completely decimated by injuries on defense and the commies have an actual offense

[alpine grove]

Eagles Commanders would be a fire NFCCG tho ngl

Rams are there too, ppl count them out

[smoky bough]

@brazen anvil what’s going on?

maybe kerby needs to nuke someone else’s acl

[true elbow]

Stop

Hes gonna come back and make fun of us if the Lions come back

[smoky bough]

Ay bro we already out

[true elbow]

And nobody will have anything to say

[smoky bough]

We just here to troll

[full atlas]

https://fixupx.com/QBsMVP/status/1880812551212331115

Goffs so ass

[true elbow]

Yeah

He threw 5 ints

And still won

[woeful topaz]

that "facemask" man

lions gifted 3-8 points

[true elbow]

We know

They been doing this shit

They got a story line to push

[dull chasm]

Glasgow has been ass this game

[surreal hare]

Wow

[olive knot]

lmfao brady moping about not calling a timeout not realizing 12 people were on the field

https://tenor.com/view/tom-brady-4th-down-four-fingers-fourth-quarter-tampa-bay-bucs-gif-18746051

[surreal hare]

I cannot with him

[true elbow]

The Lions are fucking stupid

They always have 12 people on the field in the redzone

Thats how they lost to the Cowboys last season

[olive knot]

fox throwing pharcyde into their graphics, i approve

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[alpine grove]

DETROIT WHAT HAPPENEDUUUUH

[olive knot]

bruh terry wide open

FOUND HIM THERE

[acoustic pilot]

Lmaooo

Watching Lions had one job

[frail harness]

Daniels might be elite

[alpine grove]

this is glorious

[olive knot]

aaron glenn just played himself out of a HC job lmao

[frail harness]

Uh huh

[olive knot]

hmm daniels has been amazing against pressure all game, better send another blitz package his way!

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Ben Johnson not getting one either

[frail harness]

Eh he will

[olive knot]

tbf he has jared goof as his QB

[acoustic pilot]

He's been one of the best QBs against the blitz

All season

[frail harness]

Daniels is going to be sooo good for a while

[acoustic pilot]

The Eagles made it a point to not blitz him but to contain Ertz and Terry

Lions and TB:

LET'S KEEP BLITZING!

[olive knot]

that shouldve been the gameplan

[frail harness]

Run game is really really good right now too

[olive knot]

those are his 2 fav targets

its joever for the nfc north

[frail harness]

Ekeler resurgence too haha

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/JaydenReed5/status/1880826401588445206

[frail harness]

Getting a smile seeing zadarius smith looking a lil disappointed right now

[olive knot]

burned a down, wasted 40 seconds getting the FG team in place, genius

[frail harness]

https://x.com/d0z_m4n_d4rk/status/1880807955974832139?s=46&t=7nIFEx1ew-QNijDpOMK2uA

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/d0z_m4n_d4rk/status/1880807955974832139

[true elbow]

Im holding in the biggest laugh

[olive knot]

ertz MVP

[blissful cloud]

Dozman one of the craziest people ever

That tweet is killing me

[olive knot]

doz goes 200% on every tweet but sometimes it leads to great results

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/mattschneidman/status/1880828824277164179?s=46

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1876125127244718357

he wasn't wrong

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/sleeperhq/status/1880830667082367154?s=46

https://fixupx.com/d0z_m4n_d4rk/status/1880807955974832139?s=46

😭😭😭

[acoustic pilot]

The Dallas Cowboys are now the only NFC team to not make the conference championship game in the 21st century

[woeful topaz]

Luke mccaffrey might win a Super Bowl before CMC

[olive knot]

jamo consistently costing them 10 seconds every play cause they keep sending him deep

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1880831093970248126?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1880831093970248126

[olive knot]

GOODNIGHT DETROIT

[barren moon]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[zealous osprey]

Bears still have just as many playoff wins as the rest of the nfc north 😭

[next fulcrum]

Best division in football 🫡

[true elbow]

YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSS

[smoky bough]

Is that bobby

[acoustic pilot]

1 seed really went one and done

[olive knot]

jared goff when he doesnt have sean mcvay whispering in his ear every play during the postseason

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-boy-genius-jimmy-inside-his-ears-clapping-monkey-gif-17715840

[true elbow]

The Bears haven’t won a playoff game in 6 years dude

[smoky bough]

He is talkign abt this year

[true elbow]

@brazen anvil hey man

Wanna have a conversation

[true elbow]

I don’t care

[smoky bough]

Yeah lets have a convo bro

Kerby joseph where!??!?

[true elbow]

Hes trying to make the bears look good, I ain’t gonna let him do that

[smoky bough]

Valid

[zealous osprey]

We haven't lost a playoff game in 4 years 🔥🔥🔥🐻🐻🐻🐻

[acoustic pilot]

You have to go to the playoffs to lose...

[true elbow]

How can you hate outside the club

When you can’t even get in

[olive knot]

tbh we need the bears in the playoffs more, because their games are always comedy

[true elbow]

True

[olive knot]

nfc north sending 4 teams into the postseason to lose in humiliating fashion next year

[true elbow]

@brazen anvil Hey man remember what I said

Well it wasn't the first round but hey man I hope you come to your senses and become a Packers fan

[smoky bough]

LOL

we all suck

yay

i am immeasurably happy that lions fans can eat shit now

talkin all that talk all year

[true elbow]

Yeah

all that talk to get a bye and lose

everyone was scared about them and then they lost to a rookie

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/NickHarrisFWST/status/1880834791123411152

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/NickHarrisFWST/status/1880834791123411152

[true elbow]

Even some of yall on this server was weary when I was talking so much shit about the Lions

[smoky bough]

Yeah baku u can talk all u want tbh

[true elbow]

Well no more hate watching for me, idc who wins the superbowl anymore

[olive knot]

if the chiefs and eagles could lose next week it'd be perfect but most likely not

[woeful topaz]

i want chiefs bills afccg and rams commanders nfccg

[mint edge]

Washington got rid of a train wreck of an owner and immediately has success they haven’t reached in decades

https://tenor.com/view/friends-rachel-jealous-not-not-jealous-gif-12903411

[olive knot]

maybe when jerruh finally croaks and his nepo failsons decide to sell the team, Rayne Dakota Prescott VIII will lead you to the promised land

[brazen anvil]

yeah i remember 😭

i dont really know what to say though. I still love this team. really hurts we lost but i'll never stop rooting for them.
the one thing that couldnt happen happened. Goff had a bad game and our defense could not stop them.

I hope they can beat the eagles or rams now i guess, but its hard to really care as much after you lose like that

so now every NFC North team has had a 15 win season.

1985 Bears 15-1 — Won Super Bowl

1998 Vikings 15-1 — Lost NFC Championship

2011 Packers 15-1 — Lost NFC Divisional

2024 Detroit Lions 15-2 — Lost NFC Divisional

'85 Bears are actually the last and one of only two 15+ win teams (other being the '84 Forty-Niners) to win the super bowl.

Chiefs won 15 games this year too...

[brazen anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MIIUQBldB8

this was quite accurate to how i felt lol

[woeful topaz]

The Dallas Cowboys are the only team to not make the NFC Championship game in the Space Jam era.

[brazen anvil]

yeah that bit craxked me up

also, im glad the bears didnt draft this dude jayden daniels

[acoustic pilot]

Manifesting Eagles-Ravens superbowl

With Saquon and Henry putting up 150 yards each and the Giants and Titans crumble in despair from their failure

[olive knot]

tbh i still feel caleb has a similar ceiling but whether the bears actually build an infrastructure around him to let him achieve that is a different story lol

[frail harness]

Daniels just seems so poised

Plays a lot of mistake free football

I was kinda hoping we got to see Stafford vs Detroit again but I’m all in on the commies now

[true elbow]

Its pretty shameful, and you guys still had the best offense in the league

[barren moon]

FUCK THE LIONS

[obsidian stone]

damn

hurts

[acoustic pilot]

I want Jake Elliot gone!!!

[barren moon]

Lmao imagine having kicker problems

Could never be us

[true elbow]

The privilege of Mason Crossbar

[acoustic pilot]

Jalen Carter picked his ass all the way up

[frail harness]

Mitchell not looking great for a return

[barren moon]

What makes that a foul?

[frail harness]

Think he was considered defenseless

I walked away for a sec though was it helmet to helmet?

[barren moon]

He caught the ball and got hit mid air

[obsidian stone]

mama there goes that man

[frail harness]

If he got hit in the helmet they will call it every time

[acoustic pilot]

I can watch Saquon every week?

[barren moon]

Wow Barkley

[acoustic pilot]

Craaazzzyyyt

[obsidian stone]

he only had to beat 1 guy

[barren moon]

Genuinely one of my favorite players to watch

[obsidian stone]

horrible defense

[frail harness]

Yeah that was a terrible defensive look

[obsidian stone]

perfect blocking tho

[acoustic pilot]

Becton laid that defender clean out

[frail harness]

They literally matched up so Philly could block 1 and 1 and it was just Saquon vs the safety… lol

Saquon wins that 99/100 times

[acoustic pilot]

Patty Mahouse would've gotten that call on the slide Jalen did

[obsidian stone]

wow

[frail harness]

Robinson just sonned him

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-spongebob-gif-19413970

[zealous osprey]

Sorry chewy

[frail harness]

Wow

Returner refused to go down

[barren moon]

Wow that was brutal

[obsidian stone]

the snow is comin

startin to clump up

[muted valley]

What

[obsidian stone]

giannis commerciallll

[zealous osprey]

Texans

[muted valley]

Its alright

I didn't expect to win

[muted valley]

Elliott did it

[acoustic pilot]

I want Jalen gone

[barren moon]

What was he supposed to do there lol

[acoustic pilot]

Throw the ball away

Take an intentional grounding

[barren moon]

Wow

[acoustic pilot]

Hit the wide open receiver

Check down to Saquon

Anything but take a sack in the endzone

[barren moon]

Okay to be fair I was on my phone and only saw one replay

[olive knot]

rip kyren

[acoustic pilot]

But our defense is elite so it's okay for now

[olive knot]

yea its kinda tough to see with all the snow

[frail harness]

Grounding in the end zone = safety

Williams with his best shady McCoy impression holding the ball like that lol

[barren moon]

Ooo is it short

[olive knot]

thats not a tuddy

[frail harness]

Tush push incoming

[acoustic pilot]

But you don't get hurt doing it

[frail harness]

Well yeah but Philly fans would be calling for him to get hurt if he did that

[acoustic pilot]

No they wouldn't

[olive knot]

saquon is so good at getting 80% of the offense's yardage just to be stopped at the 1 so hurts can vulture his TD away

[acoustic pilot]

And if they do, who tf cares

[frail harness]

You can’t just give away points in the playoffs though, bottom line is he just has to get rid of it

Or, hit the open the receiver lol

[acoustic pilot]

Yes

That's why I listed all of those other options

But if you're going to give up a safety, do the safe option

[frail harness]

Yeah but I mean no competitor is going to willingly give up a safety off a grounding

[barren moon]

The ass pass

[obsidian stone]

Hahaha

[barren moon]

Lmaooooooooo

[obsidian stone]

Woops

[barren moon]

Lmaooooo

[frail harness]

FINALLY RHEY CALL A FALSE START

as if it doesn’t have every single time

[obsidian stone]

Fg now

[barren moon]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[olive knot]

lmfaoo bruh

[obsidian stone]

It's good

Well it's mid

Shoulda been a td lol

[muted valley]

How

Saquon was like inch short

[obsidian stone]

I'm saying he shoulda run harder or called a different first olay

[muted valley]

Oh

[obsidian stone]

Not like they were robbed

[barren moon]

They should have gone to Barkley instead of tush push for the 4th down

[obsidian stone]

They don't know how to I formation

[muted valley]

Hard with hurts injury

[frail harness]

Should’ve pulled out the wing T

[muted valley]

Can't move as well

[muted valley]

That was every team in my confrence

[frail harness]

Love it

[muted valley]

No

[frail harness]

Old school ball

[muted valley]

Well most of the teams sucked

[frail harness]

I don’t actually love it, a boring watch lol

[true elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/football-kickoff-three-stooges-gif-19682257

[frail harness]

Couple teams in my back conference back in high school ran the double wing double tight

[muted valley]

We won one game like 56-0

[frail harness]

“Scrum” offense

[muted valley]

We had a drive that lasted the entire quarter

[frail harness]

Just running dives and counters all game huh

[muted valley]

Demarcus robinson > puka nacua

[muted valley]

Yea

We won another game 54-12

[obsidian stone]

i love snow games

[acoustic pilot]

This defense is so damn elite

[olive knot]

dumass stafford

[frail harness]

Rams offense just giving the ball away

[olive knot]

just tossed it to the ground

[obsidian stone]

the ball is so damn slippery

any of you played football in winter? any level?

it sucks

add snow....

[olive knot]

if i was paid millions i wouldnt complain

[barren moon]

Getting paid millions doesn’t change the weather conditions lol

[olive knot]

i mean yeah but its also no excuse to be cavalier with ball security either

[frail harness]

Both fumbles on the last two drives were all ball security

[true elbow]

is it Stafford's fault?

[frail harness]

Kyren holding it like lesean McCoy and Stafford with one hand on the ball in the pocket

[olive knot]

yeah he was barely holding onto the ball already, slight tap on his arm was enough to dislodge it completely

[true elbow]

dammit

come on Stafford do it for LA, do it so the Lions fans can cry about what shoulda woulda coulda

[frail harness]

Commies eagles would be a fun matchup tho

[true elbow]

Yeah its the most balanced match

[frail harness]

Although i wish the rams could pull through

[woeful topaz]

man

come on rams

i wont be devastated but rams commanders is more interesting

[obsidian stone]

snow is a great equalizer

[frail harness]

Rams OL also forgetting how to play football

[alpine grove]

Commanders in the SB plz 😹

[brazen anvil]

morning guys

[barren moon]

Yeah this game is over

[thorny yew]

Good. Leave. Fake Fan smh

[alpine grove]

Not yet

[barren moon]

Oh my god

[brazen anvil]

rams have 15 from field goals?

[barren moon]

I don’t trust the Rams to get a touch down

[alpine grove]

they can, Stafford is one of the best at game-tying drives

it’s up to defense to get stop first

[olive knot]

lmao bot attack

lemme get rid of the fake fan role

[barren moon]

Nah I just meant in these conditions

[alpine grove]

truuu, but let’s see 👀

I hope Commies make the SB

https://tenor.com/view/left-hand-up-who-are-we-the-commanders-gif-27139094

[frail harness]

Nah they had a TD and a couple FGs with a safety

[olive knot]

commies vs bill/ravens SB

[alpine grove]

yesss

Jayden Daniels vs Allen or Lamar is an aura-off

😂😂

Jayden and Lamar got similar playstyles, it would be interesting

GG!!

SAQUON

GAME WINNER

[obsidian stone]

bawh

dat dude fast

[acoustic pilot]

SAQUUUUOOOONNN!!!!!!

[barren moon]

As I was saying

[olive knot]

mvp this man

[muted valley]

GGs

[acoustic pilot]

S/O to the Giants

[olive knot]

lmao elliot

[acoustic pilot]

Jason Kelce retired and Cam Jurgens just stepped right up

[obsidian stone]

sounds like tje eag;es fans say soemthing else at the end

||seig h||

i know thye arent

but its shouted

[acoustic pilot]

Lmao

Saquon had 400 yards rushing in 2 games against the Rams

[olive knot]

oh god it does sound like that

[obsidian stone]

what are they actually shouting

[olive knot]

just eagles im p sure

[brazen anvil]

a safety oki

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon said "I'm about to take it" and proceeded to take it

[frail harness]

Lowkey might have been a hold on that lol

[olive knot]

best game of the season coming up (hopefully)

[acoustic pilot]

E A G L E S EAGLES

And before that is "on the road to victory"

[alpine grove]

Throw a TD here cmonnnn

let’s make it interesting again haha

inside the 20, okayyyy

Go go go

Go go go!!!

TD

Rama have to stop Saquon

[brazen anvil]

wait did they miss the pat

the eagles

[olive knot]

yeah

[brazen anvil]

oki wow

[alpine grove]

yea Elliot sucks

[brazen anvil]

what if saquon fumbles

[alpine grove]

I doubt it, but I hope Rams get a stop here

[brazen anvil]

has there been any turnovers

[alpine grove]

And get ball back

yea there have been

safety for Hurts, Kyren fumble

[olive knot]

stafford fumble too

[alpine grove]

oh yea

LOL HURTS

BOZO

[olive knot]

on back to back drives

[alpine grove]

cooked 🤣

plz Stafford, defeat the Eagles 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[barren moon]

Woah that’s big

[alpine grove]

Oooo it’s anyone’s game now

[brazen anvil]

why did they pass?!

[alpine grove]

Hurts hero ball

[olive knot]

sirianni/moore masterclass

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/stink-stinky-eww-gross-disgusted-gif-17704588793983568874

Stafford can do itttt

go Stafford go!

[barren moon]

2:33 with no timeout. What does Stafford have for us

[alpine grove]

Funniest thing would be an XP miss

and OT

[olive knot]

OT would be fun

[barren moon]

What the fuck

[olive knot]

whittington flop lol

[brazen anvil]

if the rams win then theyd host in arizona?

[frail harness]

I’m guessing they would play in LA now

Not sure if the fire is still burning or not but the winds have died down a lot

[olive knot]

NACUUUAAAAA

[acoustic pilot]

LET'S GO!!!!!!!

[olive knot]

jalen carter called game

[acoustic pilot]

BIG JALEN CARTER!!!!!!!

[frail harness]

Center lost them that game

[acoustic pilot]

My heart in my chest

Lmao

Meant my throat

[frail harness]

I hope Jalen Carter has a driver to take him home 🙏

[acoustic pilot]

That's how bad it is

[barren moon]

Wowwww

[barren moon]

Likely place for it to be

[acoustic pilot]

Eagles-Commandwera round 3

[true elbow]

Wait what

[brazen anvil]

what was that last play

i had the sound off

[olive knot]

stafford overthrow intended for puka

[true elbow]

Oh nvm I just saw the score

[brazen anvil]

ah yeah that guy in his face

[muted valley]

GGs @brazen anvil

[brazen anvil]

謝謝☺️

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/sportzgg/status/1881024069002219944?s=46&t=glc0-00vBpmTSczVFhWqkw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/sportzgg/status/1881024069002219944

[woeful topaz]

least drama filled zadarius smith offseason

future bear for sure

[olive knot]

those 6 revenge games next season calling him like the green goblin mask

[barren moon]

I’ll probably watch the bills v ravens and rewatch the Bucks game on league pass after

[muted valley]

TD

[barren moon]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

[acoustic pilot]

This is going to be the game of the year

[woeful topaz]

lions commanders is gonna be a tough out

[muted valley]

Lmao lamar

[barren moon]

What kinda pass was that lmao

[olive knot]

playoff lamar is here at last

[muted valley]

A TWP

[brazen anvil]

int?

[true elbow]

Yeah i been waiting for the Bills to completely embarrass the Ravens

Its playoff Lamar

Fraudulent

[olive knot]

oh my god

[muted valley]

Lol ravens

[true elbow]

Told you Chewy

Bills and Chiefs every fucking year

[acoustic pilot]

Lamar activating his Peyton Manning card right on time

[true elbow]

Well its against Josh Allen so ofc

[frail harness]

Rasul washed?

[woeful topaz]

means he'll be cheaper for us to bring in as a veteran mentor next year 😈

[olive knot]

he hasnt had a great year but no idea what damar was doing there

[frail harness]

Yeah he’d look better with X over the top instead of damar lol

[muted valley]

Real ones picked the bills to win

[olive knot]

if they come out and score a td after the half, it's pretty much joever

[brazen anvil]

big stop there

ravens offense has to do something though

[acoustic pilot]

Derrick Henry is a monster

[olive knot]

bruh mandrews

[muted valley]

Who did you pick to win

[frail harness]

Lights are too bright

[olive knot]

bills

[muted valley]

Same

[olive knot]

I don’t trust playoff ravens

[muted valley]

If bills hold on my afc bracket would be perfect

[olive knot]

haven’t really been any upsets so far besides commies over lions

[muted valley]

Texans and rams in WC were upsets

[olive knot]

I don’t really think the Texans were that big of an upset tbh

Rams yeah but the writing was kinda on the wall for the vikes after week 18

[blissful cloud]

should I delude myself into thinking the bills have a chance next week

[woeful topaz]

yes

it's cope, but hey one week of having a glimmer of hope is good for a person

[acoustic pilot]

Andrews sold

[muted valley]

Omg

[acoustic pilot]

We could've had OT

[alpine grove]

Andrews choke job

[olive knot]

oh my Godddddd

[frail harness]

ANDREWS

WTF

you bum

[unborn vale]

lmaoooo

[mint edge]

MANDREWS CHOKE

[olive knot]

McDermott played HOF cowardball these last 4 min and got bailed out by mandrews

[acoustic pilot]

Too bad nobody recovers onside kicks

[muted valley]

GGS

[frail harness]

Will never understand an nfl player dropping a ball as simple as that

[olive knot]

rasul recovery

[frail harness]

Cut Andrews

[olive knot]

fire mcdermott before next week and buffalo might actually have a chance

[frail harness]

Ravens are to never be taken serious until proven otherwise I fear

[unborn vale]

Bills vs Commanders Superbowl

[acoustic pilot]

Josh Allen really lit it up for 127 yards

[unborn vale]

The Andrews Fall Off has been sad to witness

[olive knot]

a bills eagles SB might combine for 250 total passing yards

[olive knot]

same with the Tucker fall off

[acoustic pilot]

And 700 rushing yards

[unborn vale]

Watch your mouth, that man never falls off.

[frail harness]

He did fall off tho

[unborn vale]

He did

very

[acoustic pilot]

Chiefs going to the superbowl to 3 peat I'm afraid

[unborn vale]

hard

[frail harness]

Josh Allen legacy game next week

[olive knot]

it’s ok he’s still a 1st ballot hofer

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_memes/status/1881168152702452056?s=46

[unborn vale]

Time to hang up the ole cleats JT1.0

[olive knot]

“You gotta beat em to get past em” very insightful josh

[alpine grove]

real

MJ had to beat the pisstons to win

he gotta lock in next week

I’ll be rooting heavily for BUF to go all the way

[acoustic pilot]

Chiefs devil magic will be in effect

[true elbow]

Lets go Mahomes

What if lil Jayden Daniels beats Mahomes himself

That would be pretty awesome

[true elbow]

I mean if you watched the game the Bills have "devils magic" too

[alpine grove]

💀💀💀💀

[true elbow]

It was dark magic bro everyone said the Chiefs cheated the Ravens the Bills did the same shit

I need Mahomes to go to the superbowl Idc anymore

[alpine grove]

more like they put their magic spells on Andrews

there was no BS ref calls here

just Andrews choking ngl

[true elbow]

Its bullshit man who wants to see the Bills and Chiefs every year goddamn

Spice it up a lil

[alpine grove]

🤚

but with Bills winning

plz

[true elbow]

Im with the Chiefs

Man Mahomes is a dog!!!

[alpine grove]

💀💀

flopper

[dull chasm]

Commies bills please

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽💯

[true elbow]

Hell no

Commanders and Chiefs

[frail harness]

Daniels winning it in his rookie year would be insane stuff

[dull chasm]

Dont want chiefs don't want eagles

[true elbow]

If the Bills wins I want the Commanders to win the superbowl

[dull chasm]

Chiefs are snoozefest football

[true elbow]

No they aren’t

The Chiefs play good ganes

Games

[dull chasm]

How many times have they dropped 30 points this year

[olive knot]

bills are the only hope rn (again), but they will probably fail (again)

[dull chasm]

They're good football, but boring

[true elbow]

Well if you like 30 point games you won’t like the chiefs but

[dull chasm]

They're the celtics of the nfl

[true elbow]

Its not like 3-6

No they aren’t

[dull chasm]

Run the most boring efficient offense

[true elbow]

The Celtics are the Patriots

[dull chasm]

Its optimal but not fun to watch

[true elbow]

It doesn’t really look boring I actually enjoy the superbowl with Mahomes in it

You never really know whats gonna happen

[dull chasm]

And then its close and they don't call a hold on the cheifs tackle and Mahomes runs 30yds to bail themselves out

[olive knot]

it is a very boring offense b/c every time their drive stalls out, you can expect a yellow object on the field to extend it

their defense is fun at least

[true elbow]

If Mahomes wins 4 im honestly proud of him

[dull chasm]

I didn't know chiefs glazers still existed

[frail harness]

Mcduffie is so good

[true elbow]

You know I really didn’t like Tom but you know Tom went to the court room for cheating

Mahomes didn’t

So Mahomes is still legit

[dull chasm]

Tom didn't cheat

[true elbow]

Court room

In Boston

You know with one of the best lawyers in the country

[true elbow]

Well trust me my friend, all Lamar had to do was win and I wouldn’t gravitate to Mahomes

[dull chasm]

Florio's report showed it was just the ideal gas law lmao

But im so tired of the chiefs whistle in the current season even ignoring brady

[true elbow]

Listen bro

Travis Kelce is the reason for all this happening

Once he retires the Chiefs wont be a dynasty anymore

And honestly Travis Kelce is washed compared to his earlier days

But the league loves themselves some Travis Kelce

So I think once hes done Mahomes stays a great qb but its not the same storyline

[dull chasm]

No shot, as long as you aren't able to touch Mahomes he'll stay dominant

[acoustic pilot]

I do

[true elbow]

Mahomes is the distraction

Travis Kelce is the reason all this is happening

[true elbow]

Wait really?

[acoustic pilot]

You'll have a close game until the last 2 minutes, then the team will punt the ball back to the Chiefs.

There will be a random holding/roughing the passer/unnecessary roughness call to put them in FG range

Chiefs win

Unless it's against the niners

Then they just blow them out because the niners are frauds

[true elbow]

Yeah but watching wise you look at it and go like, damn how is the Chiefs really gonna come back

Its good for tv

[dull chasm]

That's the answer

[true elbow]

If Lamar doesn’t win MVP the NFL is unbelievably rigged

[acoustic pilot]

I have no faith in the Bills winning next week

Not because they're not talented enough.

I just know what will come.

The Chiefs will always get a flag to extend a drive, or stall the opponent's drive

[dull chasm]

At least we know who the loser of the super bowl will be already

Drake

[true elbow]

Good

[acoustic pilot]

That isn't good

[true elbow]

It is

[olive knot]

well drake was a loser long before the season started

[dull chasm]

Good tv is when deus ex machina happens for the chiefs

[true elbow]

Well Drake is uncancellable

[olive knot]

i forgot kendrick was doing the halftime show tho

[dull chasm]

He loses again at the sb

[acoustic pilot]

He lost again when he decided to sue content creators

[true elbow]

When Mahomes made the behind the back pass, it had Peyton Manning in awe

[dull chasm]

I mean hes not gonna get canceled but being called a pedophile at the biggest event of the year is a big L

[true elbow]

You know the big corporations didn’t treat him like P Diddy, they still show him at the games and all that

[acoustic pilot]

He doesn't have proof of his actions on camera

[dull chasm]

I mean p diddy didn't collapse until many years after the activities happened

[acoustic pilot]

Aside from being a weirdo with the girl on stage and Millie Bobby Brown

[olive knot]

this is veering away from football and into sketchy territory so lets go back to complaining about the chiefs

[true elbow]

Oh right

[dull chasm]

Commies bills would feed families

Eagles chiefs is what we're gonna get

[true elbow]

Btw guys for the record I didn’t say I wanted the Chiefs to win another superbowl I said they gotta make the superbowl

[acoustic pilot]

They'll get their phantom call

3 peat

We'll have to hear about how they're one of the greatest dynasties ever

Rinse, repeat

[frail harness]

Patriots teams would wipe the chiefs

[true elbow]

Depends on the Patriots team actually

[olive knot]

i would accept an eagles sb if it meant they beat the chiefs

as long as saquon is sb mvp

[acoustic pilot]

Spygate, tuck rule Pats or clapped by the Giants and Eagles Pats?

[true elbow]

Hell nah

Zack Baun

[olive knot]

baun is nice

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon would absolutely be superbowl MVP if the Eagles won it

[dull chasm]

The last fun SB matchup was Bengals Rams

[true elbow]

People hated that one

[acoustic pilot]

Bengals Rams was boring af

The only superbowl I fell asleep watching

[olive knot]

i liked it

[dull chasm]

Who are people

[frail harness]

Patriots rams was awful

[olive knot]

way better than pats rams

[true elbow]

So thats why the NFL went back to Mahomes

[acoustic pilot]

And I've watched every single one since 2003

[olive knot]

!jinx

[thorny yew]

Buy me a coke

[true elbow]

Jeez

[acoustic pilot]

Another awful bowl

[true elbow]

My first superbowl was

2011

[olive knot]

first one i remember watching was steelers/cards

[dull chasm]

Bengals Rams also had the best half time show of the recent ones

[true elbow]

Yeah because of Snoop and Dre

[acoustic pilot]

The peak was the half time show

[acoustic pilot]

Kendrick

[frail harness]

I think the first superbowl I really watched and remember was Steelers Seahawks

[dull chasm]

Eminem

Everyone did a good job in that one

[true elbow]

Kendrick was there but I mainly remember Snoop and Dre

[dull chasm]

Kendrick killed it except for censoring himself

[true elbow]

West coast classics

[acoustic pilot]

Well you can't say "and we hate ....." on TV

[dull chasm]

Eminem having a cameo for Dre was cool because it mirrored the Rams with Stafford

[olive knot]

was in elementary school when that happened and they went around asking everyone who their sb pick was, i was the only one who picked the steelers cause i didnt give a shit about football then and wanted to be an annoying contrarian

[true elbow]

Yeah, although it was off for him to be there with a bunch of West Coast stars

But I know he wanted Stafford to win

[dull chasm]

He worked with Dre

And snoop

[acoustic pilot]

The first superbowl I watched was Buccaneers-Raiders

The first I cared about was Eagles-Patriots (2004-2005)

[frail harness]

Haha I can’t even remember who was favored? I would’ve been like 7-8

I don’t remember like a whole lot but it was my first SB memories lol

[olive knot]

pretty sure it was the steelers but everyone said the hawks cause we were in seattle

[acoustic pilot]

Not really

Mary J and 50 Cent weren't west coast stars

It wasn't really a "west coast" show

More a Death Row/Aftermath show

[frail harness]

That game had the bus vs Shaun Alexander. Great RB matchup lol

[true elbow]

Oh damn I forgot 50 and Mary J were there

[frail harness]

This was after Gruden was traded right?

[olive knot]

yeah

sketchy ass sb lol

[acoustic pilot]

To the Buccs? Yeah

He was the coach that year

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1881181541130526986

[frail harness]

So crazy a coach gets traded lol. Hasn’t there been one more since then or am I tripping

[olive knot]

payton got traded

[frail harness]

Ah

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon Barkely needs 148 yards to break the record for most rushing yards in the season with playoffs included currently held by Terrell Davis.

[dull chasm]

With the bucks win today, the 76ers have less wins than the eagles

[brazen anvil]

they won 15 games though... they cant win

[brazen anvil]

Chiefs vs Commanders super bowl. Commander in Chief. that would be funny actually. first rookie qb ever to win a super bowl.

[acoustic pilot]

If the Commanders go, they won't win

The Commanders beat the Lions because the Lions had a mid defense ladled with injuriea

Commanders aren't going to beat two top 10 defenses in a row

[brazen anvil]

first super bowl i remember is super bowl 31 1997 favre vs bledsoe

[brazen anvil]

yeah thats how i feel. if goff doesnt shit the bed and we actually feed gibbs more in that game i feel we win.

but really they played like they were taking it for granted

[acoustic pilot]

And Aaron Glenn didn't make a single adjustment

They kept blitzing despite the fact that Jayden Daniels is one of the best QBs against the blitz

[brazen anvil]

i mean he couldnt get pressure with just 4

our best pass rushers were all hurt

[acoustic pilot]

The focus should've been containing Ertz

[brazen anvil]

and then jack campbell took out amik early friendly fire early in the game. when that happened it was a bad omen

[acoustic pilot]

That is Daniels favorite target

He's not gonna be the QB taking 17 deep shots down the field like a Rodgers, Wilson, Favre, Winston

He's the QB that's going to take the 4 yard slant or two yard check down

Over and over

[brazen anvil]

the turning point though to me was when goff fumbled. instead of passing, gibbs was going nuts. i feel if we kept feeding him wed have scored there and gone up 14-3. bust instead it wss a fumble and they drove and scored. changed the whole mood od the game.
also one one of those picks , i think the first one, he did a very uncharacteristic move for him this season. he tried to force the ball into the endzone to jamo when he had laporta wide open in the flat

theyll have to learn from that loss though going forward next season. i still believe this regime can win a championship. we need a solid defense though. and to stay healthy.

[brazen anvil]

i guess the more i think about it, i cant put too much blame on aaron glenn, yeah the blitz didnt work but he was working with so little talent and then like 2 dudes came in who hadnt played the whole season when branch and iffy got hurt.
that our defense was gonna give up points wasnt a huge surprise,
what was the biggest disappointment to me was the offense and ben johnsons play calling and the execution. 9/10 games this lions offense can outscore that commanders team in a shootout. and this was that one time. they didnt look prepared.
and i get they wanted monty to start with him coming back, but i feel with how good a job gibbs had done the past few games without monty, he earned the starting role.
the first drive we went 3 and out with monty in there. not sure that happens if we have gibbs instead. but hindsight is always 20/20.

[true elbow]

They have a better shot than the Eagles

[acoustic pilot]

K

They might

Still an L.l

[acoustic pilot]

The Lions definitely should've outscored the Commanders

But it's hard to overcome multiple turnovers.

I knew the defense wouldn't be able to do a lot because of injuries, but the offense could've won that game.

Especially because the Commanders weren't playing defense either

[brazen anvil]

yeah no, the offensive playcalling was bad, goff was having a bad game and gibbs was killing it and then goff tried to force the ball and the commanders did enough to rattle him, took him out of his game. coaches should have settled him down a called more running plays.

[obsidian stone]

i was working but it seemed like there was never any defnes

every time i looked up was a long score or something

[brazen anvil]

we stopped them twice on defense

and they missed a field goal and then had a kneel down

every other drive they scored on

and the first stop was cos they ran some goofy play on 4th and 2 where their backup qb came in and was gonna fake sneak and pitch it or something and it got blown up. was their first drive

the laporta catch was one of the best catches of the whole nfl season though

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gr3NMtKZGs&pp=ygUmc2FtIGxhcG9ydGEgb25lIGhhbmRlZCB0b3VjaGRvd24gY2F0Y2g%3D

[true elbow]

Not better than Tucker Kraft's touchdown

[muted valley]

All these hits would have easily been a flag on mahomes

[true elbow]

I hate how yall treat Mahomes like this when Josh Allen got most of the flag calls to benefit his team this year

Mahomes got punched in the neck this year and the refs didn't do shit

[muted valley]

Did you watch the games this weekend?

[true elbow]

Don't matter

Lamar never gets his calls anyways

and since it was against the Bills you know he ain't getting that call LMAO

Also when Goff got hit that time he was technically playing defense during the pick 6

so nah that was a good no call

thats why qbs just stand there sometimes during a pick 6

cuz you're gonna get smacked

[muted valley]

Still would have been a flag if it happened on mahomes

[true elbow]

I wouldn't say that

did you see the game against the Chiefs and the Raiders

the Raiders were beating the shit out of Mahomes

roughing the passer is a call when they want it to be

[muted valley]

Which happens to be in the playoffs

[true elbow]

Listen

I mean you saw Jordan Love get no calls too

[muted valley]

All the nfl cares about rn is the money from the swifties

[true elbow]

CJ Stroud gets no calls

Jalen Hurts get no calls

even Lamar

I don't think its Mahomes who we should be mad at really

Just the refs be out there helping the Chiefs

and the Bills

and they did for the Lions too Im not even gonna lie

[muted valley]

True

Refs enabling mahomes style of play when he scrambles

[frail harness]

Nothing is as bad as the chiefs

Truly feels like every playoff game they’re in you can point to at least one call that completely alters the momentum

[muted valley]

Mahomes just sits there and messes around the sidelines

And when he's about to get hit he just steps out or drops down

But then if defenders pull off he keeps going

[frail harness]

Dude is out here foul baiting like he’s in the nba

[true elbow]

But again its not just Mahomes

players jump off sides before plays

[frail harness]

Baku I think you always just love to play devils advocate

[true elbow]

Well Im actually supporting your argument tho

[frail harness]

Mahomes benefits the most out of everyone, and it’s consistent

[true elbow]

Yeah because hes a great player

and the calls makes it even better for him

[muted valley]

And money

[true elbow]

And money

[muted valley]

Well for texans case the hits on mahomes didn't lose them the game

[true elbow]

Well its because CJ Stroud has no o-line

thats why

[muted valley]

Not just oline

But texans made too many mistakes for them to be blaming the refs

[zealous osprey]

@true elbow bills won

[true elbow]

Yeah I knew it

Just because I wanted the Ravens to win doesn’t mean that was reality

[zealous osprey]

Didn't you say bills don't have a chance

[true elbow]

Did I?

8 days ago @zealous osprey

[zealous osprey]

I guess I meant this

[acoustic pilot]

It was actually Minnesota, by a lot

[zealous osprey]

LOL ravens lost on failed 2 point attempt

[true elbow]

Oh this? this was in favor of Josh Allen

because the league loves the Bills more

sarcasm

[woeful topaz]

i would have had the point margin correct too if not for the other failed 2 pt!

[true elbow]

You mean Sam Darnold or a whole team?

Im talking about the qb1

[acoustic pilot]

The entire team benefitted from 1200 yards in total penalties

[true elbow]

jeez

[acoustic pilot]

You could argue it being Sam Darnold since most beneficiary yards occur on offense

[true elbow]

but Sam Darnold doesn't get facemasks

[acoustic pilot]

Illegal use of hands
Face mask
Unnecessary roughness
Roughing the passer
Pass interference (defense)
Holding (defense)
Encroachment
Neutral zone infraction

[true elbow]

Huh what is Roger Goodell's deal with the Vikings

[acoustic pilot]

By comparison

The Eagles, Ravens and Texans only had about 800-850 beneficiary yards

[true elbow]

And where is the Chiefs and Bills

[olive knot]

i dont think you realize the reason people are pissed at the chiefs is not b/c they get all the calls, but because they get the calls at exactly the right time

[true elbow]

No

[acoustic pilot]

950

And 1000

[true elbow]

I understand WHY they hate the Chiefs

[acoustic pilot]

I hate the Chiefs because of the calls and because the entire offense whines for calls and gets them

And it isn't even just fans being irritated anymore

Analysts and commentators are annoyed too.

I've been listening to Troy Aikman commentary for years and I'd never heard him so disgusted until that Texans game

[true elbow]

Yeah its gonna happen its football

[acoustic pilot]

Of course it happens

It's the frequency in which it happens in favor for one team over the others

[true elbow]

We saw the same league when the Patriots were the storyline

[acoustic pilot]

Especially in KC

It was gross then too

[true elbow]

The NFL is prone to do that then, and there isn't much we can do

[olive knot]

nope, its just how it is

packers used to get all the calls whenever we played the north with arod

[true elbow]

wait really?

[zealous osprey]

Glad it's not just us bears fans being salty bears fans picking up on this lol

[true elbow]

Why did you tell them come on

[zealous osprey]

?

[true elbow]

I mean

Nah bro

we don't cheat

[zealous osprey]

After watching that eagles game...

I can't claim the packers always get calls their way

[olive knot]

i mean it was always pretty obvious, but I loved it because we'd benefit most of the time

but it also meant that we couldnt really complain when an NFL golden child like brady or mahomes went into lambeau and got horseshit call after horseshit call

[true elbow]

Well Mahomes never won in Lambeau before

[olive knot]

well he almost did with that terribly officiated gw drive attempt in 2023

[true elbow]

Well if they wanted him to win they would call pass interference on the final play

[olive knot]

but we still managed to get a terrible no call to go in our favor at least

[true elbow]

Its crazy how Aaron Rodgers never played against Mahomes

and Jordan Love is 1-1 against him

[olive knot]

nfl referee hierarchy has always gone:

• who has the better/more marketable qb (brady, mahomes, arod, manning)
• who is the more historic franchise
• who is the better team
• who has home field advantage

[acoustic pilot]

The QBs of my fav team barely get calls

Hurts, Wentz, Foles, that random season with Bradford/Sanchez, Vick, and McNabb have never been marketable enough

[frail harness]

They just get huge momentum swinging phantom fumble recovery calls 😉

[acoustic pilot]

At least they get some kinda call.

[dull chasm]

I think its less teams and more marketable quarterbacks

Packers were privileged because arod was privileged

Packers are no longer in the privileged class for calls

[woeful topaz]

NOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1881440006486761761

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1881440006486761761

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

[alpine grove]

🫡

[olive knot]

bears might not be a dumpster fire but lions won't be as good

https://tenor.com/view/indecisive-i-dont-know-not-sure-larry-david-gif-5682454

[acoustic pilot]

Damn

Would hate to have to play those teams twice a year eh?

[frail harness]

Bears better fix that line if they want Johnson’s magic to work

[true elbow]

Damn, how about playing the Cowboys?

[acoustic pilot]

What about them? Have they done anything noteworthy?

[true elbow]

if you are an Eagles fan you got 2 rivals that might cause some issues for you

If we are being realistic

[acoustic pilot]

Why did Jerry Jones step down?

He's no longer making decisions orrrrthey're running it back?

Going all in?

[muted valley]

Tommy devito

[acoustic pilot]

Who?

[true elbow]

You think the Cowboys will be shit 2 season in a row?

[acoustic pilot]

I think the Cowboys will crumble around January per the usual

[true elbow]

They will be a playoff team next year and that probably means you will be 2-0 or 1-1 against them

[acoustic pilot]

So

This wouldn't be the first

Second

Third
Fourth
Or fifth time the NFC East sends 3 teams to the playoffs. Lol

They actually just did two seasons ago

[true elbow]

Who cares

they are all frauds

[acoustic pilot]

And that was a regular occurrence in the mid 2000s

[true elbow]

no offense to the commanders tho

[acoustic pilot]

So why should it be a worry

And if you don't care why bring it up?

[true elbow]

Cuz I wasn't tryna have you brag about your division to me

I was tryna just talk about the realistic competition next year for your team

[acoustic pilot]

And I said that isn't a new thing or something to worry about

You took offense that it wasn't for some reason

Maybe to argue or be spicy. Idk. Very weird energy

The NFCE is regularly competitive

They haven't had a repeat champion since 2004. Lol

[dull chasm]

Baku literally has the worst football team taste 😭 cowboys and chiefs

[true elbow]

Ok

saying the cowboys will be good next year doesn't mean I like them

also I told you

Im only in on the Chiefs cuz Lamar lost

other than that Idc about them

[dull chasm]

As a lions fan idk if bj is gonna work in Chicago though

Theres a lot of egos there and he's a quiet guy

[frail harness]

One of my coworkers is a bears fan and he was kinda saying the same thing

He wanted someone like McCarthy to be able to lead the locker room

[acoustic pilot]

Nothing works in Chicago

[true elbow]

If we are being realistic

[frail harness]

Idk I think Johnson will be fine they just need to actually invest in both sides of the line

[true elbow]

they should be a good team

remember the Bears had the best redzone defense in football

until they fired their coach

when they fired their coach everything else went to shit

idk why they fired him, maybe they wanted to get draft picks

whatever

[frail harness]

? He had plenty of time there and he did nothing

[acoustic pilot]

That will be the issue