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true elbow
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and the cowboys were supposed to be good

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ā€œSupposedā€

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So were the dolphins then!

true elbow
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and thats how rival teams win games even when bad

true elbow
frail harness
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Okay that doesn’t support your argument though? That’s on the eagles then lol

true elbow
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5-7 is better than 2 teams in the AFC east

frail harness
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You saying the eagles losing to a rival doesn’t just make that division that much better

zealous osprey
true elbow
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And they are tied with the cowboys

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the NFC east is better

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the cowboys beat a good contender in the commanders

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Yeah it’s better but hardly, not enough to separate an mvp convo lol

zealous osprey
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Is this rage bait?

frail harness
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Commanders aren’t a contender

true elbow
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the Bills got a clear cut way into beating their rivals

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the Eagles never did

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Give it up with the rivals stuff dude

true elbow
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its not the same weight

pulsar ocean
true elbow
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Its rage bait because yall can't hear other narratives

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thats bullshit

frail harness
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You have this lone narrative out of everyone in the world

zealous osprey
true elbow
true elbow
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You didn’t either saying Josh Allen has 6 free wins but since eagles can lose to a rival then it’s just somehow different

true elbow
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Their stats looked similar did it not?

frail harness
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Again look at the team lol

true elbow
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Mvps never been about that

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I’m done lol

true elbow
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so thats why I brought that up

zealous osprey
true elbow
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Hard to ever try to hear anyone else out?

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Got it

zealous osprey
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The confirmation bias is insane

frail harness
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You would have a way better argument for Saquon than hurts

true elbow
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I already did the math

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and you continued to hate on this man

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they both have about the same yards and TDs together

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I did the math

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and similiar records at that

zealous osprey
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Ah yes. Yards + touchdowns = mvp

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But josh allen plays against a "slightly worse division" than jalen hurts so he shouldn't be in the mvp convo at all

true elbow
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listen

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when I brought up the math, they said "weapons"

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So I said "that isn't an argument"

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especially for MVP

zealous osprey
true elbow
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so I brought up a non-factor mvp argument as well

true elbow
frail harness
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Supporting cast means a ton lol

true elbow
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Not in the mvp convo

zealous osprey
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Supporting cast is the reason brock purdy doesn't have an mvp

true elbow
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its about an individual

true elbow
frail harness
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Teams have to defend both Saquon and Brown/Smith on top of hurts, opening up a ton for him

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JA is the bills lol

true elbow
olive knot
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tbf james cook is also having a great year but he's not in the same league as saquon/henry

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It doesn’t but it’s still a huge difference between the two

true elbow
frail harness
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It does

true elbow
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thats why when I said that he is benefitting from a bad division, its a non-factor argument that is a fact

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just like the fact you brought up about weapons

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its not a factor

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in the argument alone

true elbow
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Lamar wasn't frontrunner until December

woeful topaz
true elbow
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Mhm

acoustic pilot
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Don't put Russ in that

true elbow
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woeful topaz
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the only good passing defense tbey've played is the browns... and they lost

true elbow
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But the Steelers look ready to take on any team, the Chiefs game might be a loss just depends on what narrative Football wants to push that night

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I knew Russ and Tomlin would fit like a glove, it was like a perfect fit

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Against good teams at least

woeful topaz
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who's he played
the miserable jets
the #1 overall contending giants
the commanders whose biggest weakness is their secondary
the ravens (a horrible game from him)
the browns (a loss)
the bengals (a free 30 points to anyone with a breathing quarterback)

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woeful topaz
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but there is the caveat of the 2024 bengals are like the 2023 packers

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any qb playing you is going to have the best game of their career

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am i a hater? probably, i don't like russell wilson

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but it at least showed the capacity for him to play well against a bad defense

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woeful topaz
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true elbow
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I am not saying rival games don't matter but teams are more often to lose/win to their rivals regardless of record

true elbow
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gotta give the man his flowers

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That defense is historically bad

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Commanders defense also stinks

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Ravens pass d as of these past few weeks looks good but for the most part this season it’s been abysmal as well

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That’s 3 bad defenses he’s went against

true elbow
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Idk if its an easy 30 points

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Just look at their last few games

true elbow
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30+ given up all to good teams these past few weeks

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You play who you play

true elbow
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Cincy has literally only beat Baltimore like once or twice since Joe has been drafted

true elbow
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They can go and beat the Steelers if they play them again and it won't even be a slight on the Steelers

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That defense isn’t holding up for shit

true elbow
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I don't know if its just the defense

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Nah it is

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Coaching + defense

true elbow
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where are they ranked

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Abysmal

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Offense is more then doing their job

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# true elbow where are they ranked

27th in the NFL for total defense yards average for 2024

Points against per game: 29th, with 28.3 points per game
Passing yards against per game: 27th, with 241 yards per game
Rushing yards against per game: 22nd, with 128.17 yards per game
Sacks: 29th
Interceptions: 16th

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It stinks

true elbow
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And now they gotta pay Jamarr Chase

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they are about to lose all of their defensive core after that

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I mean even though the Bengals defense gets a lot of shit, how about how their offense couldn't beat the Patroits and they barley beat the Giants

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Maybe 2 other guys but that’s it

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true elbow
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The Bengals might just be a shit team

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You think they are gonna beat the cowboys?

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Yes

true elbow
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I don't think they will

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Cooper fucking Rush is not beating the Bengals

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No way

true elbow
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and if their defense is that bad, the Cowboys might just throw a party on them

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Burrow might get sacked like 4 times

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Defense is decent but Burrow is going to murder them

true elbow
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And based on how Burrow played against the cowboys last time with the cowboys backup qb yeah idk

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I mean they have a chance

true elbow
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Watch

true elbow
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Alright we'll see

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Burrow is literally scored earth this year, Baku don’t even say anything about their offense lol

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Averaging 35 points/game over the last 4

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1-3 in that stretch

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Definitely not an offensive thing

true elbow
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and they almost lost to Danny Dimes

frail harness
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You are actually blind if you think their offense has anything to do with their problems

true elbow
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It does because they are going to pay them and they are going to run their defense away

frail harness
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Do you just try to play deviled advocate every day if your life lol

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true elbow
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relax dawg

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it ain't that serious

frail harness
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Nah you just spew terrible narratives to be the odd one out lol

true elbow
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Their offense is not a problem lol

true elbow
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asking for a bunch of money and the organization cannot pay anyone else

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How are they?

true elbow
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it is

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Jesus lol

true elbow
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they take up all their cap

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its not funny because they are losing

frail harness
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? The only one getting paid huge money right now is Burrow

true elbow
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another offensive player

frail harness
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Okay so how is that a problem RIGHT NOW

true elbow
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and not build a good o-line

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they are destined to lose

frail harness
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Again how are you blaming them RIGHT NOW

true elbow
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pay attention brother

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so you’re blaming their record this year… on having to pay both Ja’Marr and Joe… next year?

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Get some logic, brother

true elbow
true elbow
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Nicky you always want things to be peachy with select few players man, Im telling you the Bengals have a problem

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So next years issue caused them to have a bad record this year?

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Can you expand on that

true elbow
frail harness
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Again tell me how it’s caused their record THIS year

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Because their offense is not an issue right now šŸ˜‚

true elbow
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they cannot afford this

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you are like a broken record, you keep saying the same thing, and when I offer perspective you want to say the same thing

frail harness
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So are you going to tell me how a problem for next year is causing the record this year

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Because you aren’t making any sense Baku lol

frail harness
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It’s like talking to a wall

true elbow
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It is because they are going to pay their WR

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and they won't have anything to pay any other player anymore

muted valley
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You can't blame how the offense is performing for their record

frail harness
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Oh so having to pay Ja’Marr next year makes them bad this year?

true elbow
muted valley
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Bengals are not good at drafting defensively

true elbow
muted valley
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And suck at free agency

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true elbow
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they aren't going to have a team for a while if they do that

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with a non-functional defense

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So they should let a top 2 WR walk?

true elbow
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they can barley beat the Giants

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they lost to the Patroits

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are you kidding me?

surreal hare
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lol I see Nicky tagged in

frail harness
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true elbow
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I been said this

frail harness
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This rival talk is so dumb

muted valley
true elbow
surreal hare
frail harness
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Any given Sunday any team can beat any team

surreal hare
true elbow
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true elbow
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teams they should of blown out

frail harness
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Okay and you can point out 2-3 games for every team where they had bad offense?

true elbow
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And actually for the record

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the Bengals defense did better against the Giants and Patriots than Burrow and his offense did those games

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So don't give me that shit

frail harness
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And what about the rest of their 80% sample size?

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So if Burrow and company aren’t perfect every single game then it’s still just only the offense’s fault?

muted valley
true elbow
muted valley
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Also week 1 is glorified pre season

frail harness
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Again, their offense has done everything for them this year

true elbow
true elbow
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They’re literally averaging 27.9 points a game it’s the dumbest argument to say it’s the offense’s fault

true elbow
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Im actually happy Chewy highlighted other points

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true elbow
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of the bengals problems

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but you cannot see anything else

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so

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I'll leave you to that

frail harness
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Him saying they can’t draft defensive players helps my point actually lol

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You are actually delusional if you think the offense is their problem

true elbow
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You don't want to hear any points you just want to glorify Burrow and Chase the whole time

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Baku researching the dumbest points to make:

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true elbow
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You are the only one who came in here with negativity

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You ain't changing your perspective on anything

frail harness
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I’m just living in reality

true elbow
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even when I give you numbers

frail harness
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What numbers

true elbow
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Im not going to talk to you again if you aren't willing to talk

muted valley
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Every elite offense has their down games

frail harness
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Okay good talk then because you can’t even recognize the biggest elephant in the room and recognize the defense is their issue lol

true elbow
frail harness
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30 TD/5 INT by the way

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But him and Ja’Marr are the issue I guess

true elbow
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not even what I was talking about

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I was talking about the organization's issues with money

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but yet again here you go

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and if you were paying attention (yesterday) I put Burrow in the MVP conversation

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this is just what happens when you try to have a conversation and the other person can't even follow what Im talking about

woeful topaz
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i thought you were pro player wtf

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at least be consistent with yourself goddamn

true elbow
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NO

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IM NOT

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IM SAYING

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to make this crystal clear to you guys

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crystal

woeful topaz
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"if they pay them all that money they are shooting themselves in the ass"

true elbow
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I never said they didn't deserve the money, Im just not blind that the money is running the organization to the ground, and the money favors their offensive players in which are getting paid while the defensive players look for more opportunities

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every time I say something you guys always assume Im being negative

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I don't have a problem with Burrow or Chase

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they are great players

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I think Burrow should win MVP

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But the Bengals front office, there is a reason they didn't pay Chase right away and he is balling out like who knows what

woeful topaz
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"blaming [the offense]? aren't they the problem?"

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"i just told how [it's the offense's fault]"

true elbow
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thanks for the quotes

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I don't take those back

woeful topaz
true elbow
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They are the ones getting paid

woeful topaz
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man why do i even bother clicking show blocked message all you do is piss me off

true elbow
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the organization is fried

woeful topaz
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if you aren't going to make a cohesive argument don't make an argument to begin with

true elbow
woeful topaz
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you explicitly blamed the offense and then said you didn't blame the offense but then blamed the offense for needing to get paid but then said it's because they can't pay their defense but their defense already sucks so why would they pay the defense

true elbow
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they play good football

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the issue is the money

woeful topaz
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the bengals should simply draft good defensive players and accept that they aren't making big free agent splashes as they create a new super bowl window

true elbow
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im talking about the money

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see: the bills

olive knot
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but thats not the issue theyre facing this year, the problem is that nobody on the defense besides trey deserves to be paid

true elbow
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I saw the writing on the wall before the season, I mean I don't think they beat the Ravens, Steelers or Browns last year

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granted some of those games was with their backup

olive knot
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its the byproduct of being absolutely godawful at drafting defensive players for the last 4-5 years

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logan wilson mightve been their last actual hit

woeful topaz
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cam taylor britt is pretty good

olive knot
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didnt he get benched for a bit because he was letting everyone feast to start the year

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he's def been better the past couple weeks

woeful topaz
olive knot
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yeah that was an elite play

muted valley
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Reason they were able to make that run in 2021 was because of the defense

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They've lost guys like dj reader, chidobe awuzie, and Jessie bate

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And haven't been able to replace them

woeful topaz
# muted valley No

imma keep it real my only knowledge is that one play and a bengals fan i know who spent the first month of the season telling me to put some respect on his name before quitting discord

true elbow
muted valley
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Bengals probably have one of the worst secondaries in the league rn

true elbow
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And Eli Apple too

muted valley
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He was fine until the super bowl

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They signed sheldon rankins and geno stone this offseason and both have sucked

true elbow
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This woulda all been solved with money

woeful topaz
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their top 5 contracts rn:
QB
LT
DE
OLB
G

add the next 5
WR
DT
DT
CB
WR

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so their top 3 are "correct" for what your highest paid players should he

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and 5 of their top 10 contracts are defense

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looks correct to me

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actually if you go by per year instead of overall its even better

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burrow (QB)
higgins (WR, franchise tag)
hendrickson (DE)
brown (LT)
rankins (DT)
hubbard (DE)
hill (DT)
wilson (OLB)
cappa (G)
chase (WR)

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so their 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th biggest contracts based on AAV are defense

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pulsar ocean
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nice

muted valley
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Tlaw to IR

alpine grove
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Diontae after suspension

true elbow
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He got his wish!

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guys quick question, does Prime when the game going on usually have a ā€œPlay From Beginningā€ button next to the Watch Live button? I’ll be doing poster presentations for my senior design course from 6-8pm then 45m drive back šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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of all the days ā˜¹ļø

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and of all the times

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Yeah usually it gives the option I believe

alpine grove
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I might just tune in live whatever

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But it be like 9pm by then

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I can’t ever watch from the beginning if I miss part of a game lol, I instantly have to know the real score

alpine grove
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I feel like I’m like that

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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I’ll be zooming back 😹

surreal hare
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Radio!

alpine grove
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know where to find?

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that would be great option

surreal hare
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Oh yeah that’s for tomorrow

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Check the packers website

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They might actually have a stream

alpine grove
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I’ll have access to the game thru prime, only problem is I’ll be presenting then driving back smh šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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I’m gonna be checking whenever ppl leave the booth šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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at least it’s the last thing left in my semester

muted valley
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šŸ‡§

frail harness
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I believe (definitely double check this) that Westwood One is the radio station that carries TNF, so you will just need to identify what # that will be for you

alpine grove
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doesn’t help that I’m not in WI šŸ˜…

muted valley
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Just use the TV in your car to watch the game

alpine grove
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Yea might be the move

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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the last two i was off for a week so i stayed up until 5am to watch the whole games live.

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but yeah with my class schedule the only games i can really watch live are the 5am games - so basically next week the bills game. the ones at 2am are too early, and 9:20am is too late cos i have class at 10 so im leaving right around then.

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yeah naw all due respect bro is on smth

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it's gonna have to be hard to get a new contact I imagine

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taking the risk on a dude that might get suspended and also I can't imagine the locker room likes him

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i’m sure they don’t give two shits

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guys he is praying for the lord to deliver him from pick sixes, can we get some prayers in here for this man?

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he broke the Browns franchise single game passing record, and he even was kind enough to give the broncos defense 115 return yards

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Id rather not pray for a person like this

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True epitome of garbage

brazen anvil
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but he's America's Quarterback

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i mean its just entertaining to me, im not saying i like or really know the guy, it could all be an act for what we know, but hes a polarising figure - much like any american politician šŸ˜‚ but when its about football he sure delivers on that end in the entertainment aspect.

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I feel like this OROY race is just broncos fans and commanders fans arguing nix vs daniels while everyone else wants bowers

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I wasn’t even thinking abt him cuz of the other 2

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Daniels -250
Bo +200
Bowers +1200

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Go, Pack, Go!

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wow what a game!

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i love this Lions team so much

sacred burrow
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Very tough team to beat

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Can't make many mistakes

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Though the same goes for both teams

zealous osprey
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If only we (bears) called a timeout

muted valley
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No matter how many mistakes the lions make your team will somehow make mor

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uhhhhh

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what?

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nepotism

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nepotism everywhere

brazen anvil
muted valley
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0 bias prediction

sacred burrow
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id rather be the six seed and play the falcons and lions then be the five seed and do arizona and eagles

smoky bough
muted valley
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My non bias prediction is chiefs beating texans then eagles over bills in super bowl

muted valley
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Nico collins before and after vs afc south

brazen anvil
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you guys see this

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would be so funny if the panthers win

muted valley
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Yes

brave bison
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you know what they say, in for a penny in for 3 mil

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fucking vikings

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ATL you had ONE JOB

mint edge
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Leggette just won someone 3 milly

acoustic pilot
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Let's go, Seahawks

mint edge
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Why are so many kicks getting blocked this year

alpine grove
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they gonna miss me thinks

olive knot
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jets fans when theyre eliminated from the playoffs for the 14th season in a row but aaron rodgers finally throws for 300 yards

alpine grove
olive knot
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for fantasy?

alpine grove
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locked me the 2 seed

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nice nice, congrats

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worried theyre just gonna bench arod now that theyre done for the szn but tyrod probably isnt that much worse atp

woeful topaz
alpine grove
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obsidian stone
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bears are cooked

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I CANT EVEN LAUGH ANYMORE

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that shit is depressing 🤣🤣🤣

obsidian stone
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yea

olive knot
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holy shit how

surreal hare
# woeful topaz

Omg that’s like one of those graphics where the weather is accidentally 384 degrees

woeful topaz
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it's better now

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the bears almost have 100 yards of offense

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buuuut lmao

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2 total yards

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wtf

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bears still have 4 wins

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thats not horrible

woeful topaz
obsidian stone
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ope they just scored

olive knot
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gotta be up there with this

woeful topaz
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4-2 to 4-9 lol

woeful topaz
olive knot
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lmao my favorite

true elbow
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god damn shakir

obsidian stone
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wat he do

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muted valley
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Bills TD

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Down 38-35 now

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GOTY candidate

true elbow
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Yeah

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The bills won this game

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No surprise

muted valley
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What

true elbow
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Wdym what?

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You know its true

frail harness
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?

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Rams could score a tuddy here and it’s over

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Yup pretty much over

true elbow
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Watch Josh Allen just go crazy

olive knot
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damn mcvay called an excellent drive there

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bradys voice is gone lmao

muted valley
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I'm stuck watching 49ers bears rn

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Although it just finishe

frail harness
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Bills doing all these sneaks are they trying to kill JA

muted valley
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Savage

true elbow
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Josh Allen gonna get the ball back and be so clutch

muted valley
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No

true elbow
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He can

muted valley
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Game

true elbow
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Come on Josh Allen

muted valley
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Didn't even see the ball

true elbow
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Tell the refs

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Because he shoulda won

olive knot
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punter mvp

alpine grove
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@olive knot uh

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Abt me clinching…

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2 seed for that league

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Josh Allen happened

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I now am up 28 vs Higgins and Chase Brown

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sigh..

muted valley
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Maybe if caleb started throwing more picks

mint edge
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Herbert down

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Took an awkward hit to the knee/thigh then limped off

acoustic pilot
true elbow
acoustic pilot
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No

They're the 11th seed

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They were swept by the Seahawks though so they pretty much wiped themselves out

frail harness
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Man this shit is exhausting lol

muted mirage
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every year same shit

frail harness
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They look so beatable

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But in the last few mins of the 4th every defense has a brain fart against them

mint edge
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CHEIFS DEVIL MAGIC

frail harness
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Insane

frail harness
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They just had to tease us

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What a call by Tirico though lol

muted valley
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No way chiefs 3peat

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Luck running out in the playoffs this year

true elbow
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Lets go Chiefs

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Only team in the AFC I see coming out

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Sadly

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This level of sophomore year fall off needs to be studied

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Didn’t bro call himself top 5?

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he def doesnt look as poised/confident as he used to but the offensive system around him is so messy

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wow of course it hit the upright and went in šŸ˜‚

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chiefs have won 12 games and their point differential is 56 - thats crazy.

true elbow
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Im sure he got plenty of years ahead of him

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true elbow
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Texans are historically bad at keeping their qbs

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He wanted out

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But watson had a higher peak than schaub

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don't even blame the man

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Yes

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Watson was viewed as a top 3 qb

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Maybe not top 3 but top 5 atleast

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But trading watson was the best trade in franchise history

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Schaub gave them the best record ever right?

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Yea

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They could have done something in 2012 if he didn't get injured

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Watson was still better

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muted valley
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Where achaub got injured

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true elbow
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Idk how the game turned out I just looked at the score

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insanely bad luck jesus christ

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oof

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woeful topaz
# surreal hare

ah yes, the reason they couldn't flex this absolute dogwater game

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The only way it’s watchable lol

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Do I get a free donut for watching

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molten tinsel
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Watching the Simpsons stream because fuck it.

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where is it

surreal hare
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Disney+

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damnit

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disney plus not working for me

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i got simpsons cast on now

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lol

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bart always in the backfield

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this is so dumb

muted valley
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Way too far behind

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yea its like 2min behind

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and now homer is in the game

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omg lisa and bard

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YAAA TEE HIGGENS/LISA

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the bart to lisa connection

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if bart doesn't get the tuddy does he get choked out?

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ralph !

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FOR TD

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HES IN DANGER

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Okay I have to turn this on lol

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ralph that was so hot

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ya its hurting my head lol

surreal hare
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Omg it’s literally just a simulation? Ahahaha

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yea

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damn that was a nuts run

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CARL

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and LENNY

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the best homosexual couple in the show

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i didnt see scratchy tied to the first down markers

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I feel like this is missing something

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Like the commentary needs another simpsons nerd

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they just sprinkle in some simpsons quotes

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its mostly dum

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they should interview hank azaria

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or somethin

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why did gramps come in for a carry

true elbow
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Because the Bengals can’t stop the run

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Dowdle running soooo well wow

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Yea but not Zeke

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9car 57yds hell yea

true elbow
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Eat Zeke Eat

alpine grove
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I ain’t got the heart to tell him

true elbow
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Cooper Rush just stinks at decision making

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Dang they should put in Trey Lance

muted valley
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IYKYK

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And demarvion overshown injured 🫤

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This game feels so blah

true elbow
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The rematch of Superbowl Quarterback Joe Burrow vs Cooper Rush

woeful topaz
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the bengals are ass

surreal hare
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Even with Homer?

true elbow
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Well they fumbled the ball

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And then they fumbled the ball again

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ball don't lie

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šŸ’€šŸ’€

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Never gets old

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@olive knot remember that Brown/Higgins 28.7

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This is like the 3rd facemask that wasn’t fucking called this game alone

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Up 3.06 with this possession coming up. Sweatingggg

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I need burrow to score a TD šŸ˜‚

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Can he just throw one to Chase plzzzz

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so I don’t have to deal with Higgins and Brown

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I bet he throws one to Chase this possession lol

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he can throw to whoever he wants as long as dallas wins

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oof Flag

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Never mind hahah

true elbow
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Sometimes it makes me feel bad for Burrow

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Because he takes so many sacks in his young career

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bengals punting at the 2 minute warning?

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cooper rush owns the bengals?

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true elbow
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Oh shit

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3 per game - andrew luck was only sacked twice per game

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Insane lol

true elbow
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The bengals just had an onside kick

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Just like they planned

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lmfao

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More like a jackpunt

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Tuddy

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Chase is so good

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yaaa this game is donzo

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lmao they suck

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bah

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alpine grove
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DUDE

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DUUUUUUDE

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MY MATCHUP

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HOLY FUCK

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I SURVIVED

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INSANE

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FUCKIN 0.06

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I HAD CONGRATULATED OPPONENT

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the devil magic continues GiannisMischievous

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LMAOOO

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Cowboys choked so har

true elbow
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Hey that was fortunate as hell for the Bengals

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Cowboys lose in Cowboys fashion

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I thought they woulda bagged this game too

muted valley
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Good for the cowboys

true elbow
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Well Burrow is 1-1 against Cooper Rush

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@true elbow Told you Joe was gonna get shit done tonight

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Ja’Marr is the best receiver in the fucking league

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Yeah

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The Bengals survived this one ngl

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Cooper Rush was so terrible it actually is surprising the Cowboys were up for so long

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Nico collins >

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Don't @ me

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And the Bengals defense yall trashed looked really good

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He threw like 7 wobblers & ducks tonight

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It woulda been 33-20

true elbow
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Well Dak never played the Bengals yet with Joe Burrow

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Thats not true

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Dak woulda killed them

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Not with that receiving core

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Shit stinks

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I'm glad the Cowboys have won just enough to ruin their draft chances but not enough to make the playoffs. LMAOOOO

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with dak's injury you really gotta think mccarthy never had a chance to put it together, they should extend him just to be safe

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crazy how much more competitive the nfc is this year.
the afc already has 6 teams eliminated
all of those teams have won 3 or fewer games.
nfc has one team eliminated and only two teams with 3 or fewer wins

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They could still get jeanty

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Although bengals 11 rn

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They need bengals to win more than them

true elbow
# full atlas Shit stinks

Well Dak wouldn’t of under thrown anything like Cooper Rush did, Dak has so much more awareness

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Dak also probably throws like 3 picks that game

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Probably not

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Demarvion overshown could be out until 2026

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Alright we all know what kind of guy Brett is personally but what the fuck is this lol

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The point is it’s the nfl, you just can’t assume they win if he plays. Why weren’t they winning when he was healthy?

true elbow
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They are probably gonna be in playoff form next year

true elbow
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Don’t think its the worst assumption

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Yeah Favre didn’t even play with him

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Crying over a fucking record come on

muted valley
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Got broken again by TJ anyways

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Can’t even begin to imagine how ex athletes hate others for breaking their records

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Most ppl wanna go to the grave with that

muted valley
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We will probably see someone get 23 sacks soon

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And probably a wr hit 2k yards

obsidian stone
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i think this was talked about a little

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his leg is being held together by the LCL and a dream

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brutal

muted valley
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Might be out until 2026

mint edge
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2 years with season ending knee injuries for overshown

muted valley
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First brooks and now overshown

muted valley
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You guys see dexter lawrence

frail harness
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Yeah he’s a pedo??

muted valley
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Nothing confirmed but

pulsar ocean
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apparently the account privated after they posted it so like it might have been fake but also might have privated just due to backlash

true elbow
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Have you seen what Collinsworth said back in the 80s about 14-18 year olds

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Man Deebo fucking sucks now

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Not his fault

alpine grove
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nah he might be kinda doodoo this year ngl

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Jauan is thriving

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Deebo just not getting the ball enough

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this gotta be the most ass game

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Didn’t even watch lollll

muted valley
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Last season

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Most ass game

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6-3 is wild

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deebo ass as shit

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Agreed

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Deebo’s all bark and no bite

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Stafford not throwing to Kupp, no wonder it’s tied

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throw to bro and win duh!

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šŸ’€

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kupp’s 0/3 on targets

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PUKAAA

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LMAOOOO

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tried to pull a vontae davis but forgot he didnt have the talent to do it

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de'gonedre

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12-6 lol thats like a high scoring baseball game

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the entire locker room is clowning him

true elbow
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He did the right thing

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From Green Bay to San Fran

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Respect

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wow the steelers have not won in philly since 1965, didnt know that

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Wish me luck I’m being dragged to hell today.

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(MetLife)

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But I get to see the ravens!

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šŸ¦ā€ā¬›

obsidian stone
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have fun!

surreal hare
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Ahahaha

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Week in and week out the chiefs are constantly blessed

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#

what happpened

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NFL Score
Cleveland Browns vs Kansas City Chiefs [01:00 A]

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Tennessee Titans vs Cincinnati Bengals [01:00 A]

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obsidian stone
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such a browns thing to do as well

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glad i dont even know what the rizzler celly is

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Hope grant dubose is ok

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Scary injury

smoky bough
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has no self-awareness himself and get his receivers injured with that hospital ass ball

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and he still diving headfirst

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all around stupid ass mf

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That was super scary

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You just have to hope it was a concussion and nothing else

smoky bough
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yeah for real man

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this on tua

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fucking bum

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It’s hard for me to blame Tua, he’s probably just trying to make a play

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Obviously not a good look on his part but hard to put all blame on him

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you have the ability to see the damn field, that's the worst spot to throw it to

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worst hospital ball i've seen in a while

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dude's just hella unlikeable

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titans are so bad

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so are the bengals

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but this game has been hilarious

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defense gets a pick 6, then dude just starts bobbling the ball and bobbles out the back of the end zone lmao

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Needed that score for my playoff matchup 😭

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Rodgers slinging the pill today

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Just had an absolute dime to Lazard but he dropped it lol

smoky bough
obsidian stone
#

yea

smoky bough
obsidian stone
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titans making bengals d look good

frail harness
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And then Carlson just missed the FG lol

smoky bough
#

ass

frail harness
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Jesus Tua just threw a TERRIBLE pick

surreal hare
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Maybe he is just uh

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Not well

muted valley
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Stingley

muted valley
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Bullock was kind of just there

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Not a dirty play

smoky bough
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Idk if you noticed but that dumbass is still diving headfirst

woeful topaz
#

o

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reposted

muted valley
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Stingley!!!

muted valley
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Its a great caption

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2 picks

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Davante is going insane today

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obsidian stone
#

hes pretty crazy

muted valley
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Saints lol

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This all over again 😭

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No way sauce got a pick

smoky bough
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oh poor nick chubb man

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broken foot

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absolutely heartbreaking

woeful topaz
#

jonathan taylor did the thing

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dropped the ball an inch before the goal line, fumble into the end zone, touchback and change of possession

muted valley
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Bills win??

woeful topaz
muted valley
#

45-28 now

robust cloak
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Lol Detroit

muted valley
#

Texans about to be afc south champions!!!

smoky bough
#

45-35

woeful topaz
acoustic pilot
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Eagles really smoked on that AFC North pack

muted valley
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AR is bad

woeful topaz
muted valley
woeful topaz
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#

14/22 for 128 yards

full atlas
# woeful topaz 😁

Bro waited until Russ put up a stinker šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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Eagles have the number 1 defense in the league

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And the Steelers haven't won in Philly in like 50 years

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Thank you, Buffalo!

woeful topaz
#

allen might have won mvp tonight ngl

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allen: 3000 yards 23 tds 5 ints, 480 rushing yards 11 rushing tds on a 11-3 team that lost its top 2 WRs in the offseason

lamar: 3600 yard 34 td 3 ints, 700 rushing yards 3 tds on a 9-5 team that added derrick henry

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stats favor lamar but man

alpine grove
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beat Chiefs, beat Lions, insane performances past few weeks

#

and I think MVP for NFL is such a ā€œwhat have you done for me latelyā€ and Josh Allen is getting all the hype/momentum

acoustic pilot
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If the Ravens win out, I think Lamar might win it

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BUT

The real MVP is Saquon.. they'll never let a non QB win it though

muted valley
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alpine grove
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true elbow
acoustic pilot
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Hoping for a Bears win today

zealous osprey
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I think we are without our top 2 rbs and our best tackle

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Travis homer legacy game

acoustic pilot
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I didn't know all that. I'm just hoping for the Eagles to get the 1 seed

muted valley
#

Texans are favorites on the road vs the chiefs 🤯

acoustic pilot
#

Mahomes is week-to-week

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woeful topaz
#

montgomery? bruh

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lions are actually cursed lol

muted mirage
#

do yall think it has to do at allwith like poor inside management from health/physical therapy/rehab standard

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lions have been getting banged up SO much recently I feel. Injuries happen I get it, but I just feel like they specifically have been unlucky...

surreal hare
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They play on a thin carpet over concrete

woeful topaz
muted valley
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Lions have had too many injuries

woeful topaz
true elbow
acoustic pilot
#

Same with all the hamstring injuries

true elbow
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Thats why

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All those games they invested blowing out poverty teams by 40 they should of been resting

obsidian stone
muted valley
woeful topaz
modest quailBOT
muted valley
muted valley
frail harness
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Lions spent way too much time trying to embarrass teams

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It’s catching up with them

woeful topaz
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embarrassing dallas i get

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you dont need 52 to beat the jags and titans

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pull the starters after 40 LMAO

muted valley
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Haha bears

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Ineligible player

muted valley
#

Vikings game

zealous osprey
#

Keenan allen sucks

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Rome odunze sucks

muted valley
zealous osprey
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BRING OUT TRAVIS HOMER

muted valley
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I just realized I lost a playoff matchup because of that JT fumble at the goal line

acoustic pilot
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Dammit, Bears

zealous osprey
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Felt

true elbow
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woeful topaz
#

good flex

zealous osprey
muted valley
alpine grove
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YO!!

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🚨

mint edge
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Rip Kirko Chainz

sacred burrow
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nice