🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[full atlas]

That defense is so stacked

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1824186086786023658?t=ZdKIRGHbm1uGXB1irPIK5g&s=19

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https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1824186086786023658

[woeful topaz]

three straight season enders jfc

2020 and 2021: 2nd team all pro
2022: achilles
2023: ruptured patellar in the knee
2024: limped off yesterday now IRed

[zealous osprey]

Bears legend

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https://fxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1824874220884779381

@zealous osprey I’ve seen enough

Kid is him

[zealous osprey]

Yep unleashing his inner justin fields

[full atlas]

Yea Bears got something here
https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1824871922229747952

[woeful topaz]

daniel jones pick 6 😂

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/chasedaniel/status/1824846019408068718?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

Ahahaha

[obsidian stone]

I forgot she has her foot in a boot. Did she get surgery?

[surreal hare]

No but she was having some

Wait for it

Achilles and calf soreness

[muted valley]

We are so back

[smoky bough]

I think it might just be Daniel Jones

He’s just that bad

[muted valley]

Only 2 were his fault

Although it could have been 6

If stingley didn't drop that first pass

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1825166397816594459

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https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1825166397816594459

[full atlas]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1825146089118245103?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1825146089118245103

[obsidian stone]

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/gosder-cherilus-delta-flight-arrest-boston/

cool

[woeful topaz]

tf

[surreal hare]

Gross

[acoustic pilot]

Do we have a draft date yet and life has just been lifing so much I didn't know?

[surreal hare]

For fantasy?

[acoustic pilot]

Yes

[pulsar ocean]

lebron james

[zealous osprey]

Josh allen

[muted valley]

That suns fan copied you

[muted valley]

No

[full atlas]

What a whiff of a pick

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/doopstersports/status/1827222817194082361?s=46

[next fulcrum]

GET FUCKED FSU

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1828060430079504643?s=46

“I’ve done it all. So I have an ordinate amount of confidence that fuck, if anybody can figure out how to get this shit done, I can figure out how to get it done,” Jones said. “I’ve been there every which way from Sunday, and have I busted my ass a bunch, a bunch. And there’s nobody living that’s out cutting and shooting that can’t give you a bunch of times they busted their ass. So hell no, there’s nobody that could fucking come in here and do all the contracts … and be a GM any better than I can.

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1828060430079504643

[surreal hare]

Gonna take that mediocre white man confidence with me

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-hermione-slap-but-i-am-gif-20160806

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1828129526762586392?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1828129526762586392

[muted valley]

Nice

[pulsar ocean]

oh wait he was on the texans

i thought he was on that panthers still

that more sad

[muted valley]

Oh well

It was worth the chance

But we got kamari lassiter

[full atlas]

https://x.com/darrenrovell/status/1828454450005938551?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1828454450005938551

[full atlas]

No way their named their stadium after Ye’s daughter 💀😭

[pulsar ocean]

buddy lasted a year

injuries got him but still

[smoky bough]

Dillon gone 😦

[muted valley]

Oh I thought he got cut

But damn

Sad to see him get injured

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/1828839694953762895?s=46

Posting this again

[obsidian stone]

i saw dallas signed dalvin cook

[woeful topaz]

when i'm in a "sign a washed runningback" competition and my opponent is the dallas cowboys

[obsidian stone]

lol

[alpine grove]

😹😹

Zeke Cook oldhead midoff

[obsidian stone]

fr

[woeful topaz]

autopick get him?

@fast pulsar well bright side is you didn't have a TE yet 😅

[muted valley]

Super bowl team

[fast pulsar]

💀

[surreal hare]

lol and you’re the one pinging everyone all the time

[fast pulsar]

Was gonna get Ferguson but he didn't drop far enough

[surreal hare]

Ope wrong channel too hahah

[fast pulsar]

Had school my gal

[surreal hare]

Gal 🙃

[fast pulsar]

There we go

[zealous osprey]

This isn't the Chicago Bears official roster

[fast pulsar]

Did you mean to say the Chicago Bears Daddy's official roster?

[obsidian stone]

bucs signed Newman

[woeful topaz]

poor bastards

[obsidian stone]

cant they just get a turnstile from disney

[muted valley]

It's not supposed to be

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/giants/status/1828931929623707659

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https://fxtwitter.com/giants/status/1828931929623707659

[woeful topaz]

dont love this

idk if i'm just on my soapbox or what, i'm glad the family gave permission and all

but unretiring the first retired number in football history during your 100th season for a rookie wr 💀

[surreal hare]

Yeeeeah

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yeahhh that’s weird vibes, not a big fan

[muted valley]

SWERM

[zealous osprey]

All this just for him to request a trade from playing with daniel jones for a season

[full atlas]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1829127106493870382?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1829127106493870382

[woeful topaz]

aiyuk staying

4/120 with 76 guaranteed

[sturdy wagon]

Colorado might go 3-9 this year

[muted valley]

Because they can't run

[sturdy wagon]

cfb legend conner harrell pls lead unc to victory

[sturdy wagon]

most minnesota ahh ending lmao

they deserve it for not giving me free cheese curds

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/joepompliano/status/1829491459088871648?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

That’s real cute

[woeful topaz]

i like it

[woeful topaz]

@obsidian stone cfb chat is mod only

[obsidian stone]

how the fuk

ok try again

[acoustic pilot]

Mid midfield

[mint edge]

Reject modern design, return to overly detailed and complicated logos

[full atlas]

https://x.com/DionLimTV/status/1830026623409893774

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/DionLimTV/status/1830026623409893774

[full atlas]

WTF

[obsidian stone]

America sucks

[woeful topaz]

tf

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/Gia_Vang/status/1830030550155084114

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/Gia_Vang/status/1830030550155084114

[woeful topaz]

stable

[surreal hare]

Ugh

[full atlas]

Apparently that whole part of SF is a complete shithole

[mint edge]

https://x.com/seancunningham/status/1830036032982819141?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/seancunningham/status/1830036032982819141

[zealous osprey]

Might just be me but I feel like last month was one of the most violent months in a while. Disgusting

[molten tinsel]

Uh, Florida State?

[acoustic pilot]

Losing to Boston College is NASTY work

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/rodger/status/1830761594759921888?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

lol

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1831367037064769927?t=jvG9_Vy-ful9hE6EkcHYDA&s=19

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1831367037064769927

[woeful topaz]

how's some dude in nfl media gonna tell me the bills are making the super bowl

hamlin didn't win comeback player because he literally could not get on the field

he's the bills' 2023 jonathan owens

[surreal hare]

Excuse me what is his name?

[woeful topaz]

he's the bills 2023 mr simone biles except without simone biles

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/stefaknee-spongebob-gif-21874225

how it felt to read that lmao

[surreal hare]

Ahahaha

One of my fave bits from last season was when you guys would just call JO that

The only place on the internet I care to talk about football outside of my girls group chat

[surreal hare]

That video the nfl put out today ahahah

https://fixupx.com/so_shantastic/status/1831149055906320447?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

Also lol the biggest baby in the whole replies is a Tatum fan account

[woeful topaz]

i'm a little sad they started it with rodgers carrying the flag and not taylor lmao

she got about as much screentime in that season hype vid as she did the entirety of last season

[surreal hare]

Kinda funny, cause that was both a call back and could be some nasty foreshadowing lol

[woeful topaz]

if rodgers gets a career ender week 1 against the team that he thought would draft him... woof

the football gods are truly cruel and capricious

[surreal hare]

See how well ayahuasca and whatever helped him speed run healing

[woeful topaz]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41122997/commanders-suspend-vp-comments-players-jones-goodell

made comments about the team's players being anti-gay, accused Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones of being racist and anti-gay and called NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a "$50 million puppet."

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-what-huh-will-smith-i-mean-gif-15916247

bro said some pretty insane shit besides that tho

also apparently belichick made an instagram

[surreal hare]

…some points were made

He had me for a while and then it’s like oh you hate ALL of your job okay

[woeful topaz]

"a lot of players are homophobic"
yeah that makes sense, i mean kirk cousins famously said "no one's perfect" when asked about having a gay teammate

"jerry is racist"
yep, pictures of him protesting integration sure

"goodell is a puppet"
again makes sense, his job is literally to make the owners happy by printing money

and theeeen

[surreal hare]

I mean now the swifties have had a whole off season to research and prepare and take down goodell

[woeful topaz]

frankly i just assume butker is going to see someone doing the

https://tenor.com/view/starlord-finger-cut-gif-14617939

every game

[surreal hare]

Ooooh yeah butker

What a tool

[muted valley]

Tis beautiful

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-today-todays-the-day-excited-gif-13929260

[acoustic pilot]

GAMMMEEDAAAYYY!!!

Football edition

[zealous osprey]

FOOTBALL IS BACK

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-aang-aang-lock-in-locked-in-tlok-gif-7941262441789082031

[woeful topaz]

update:

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-roman-reigns-hes-history-hes-gone-he-is-history-gif-20296311

[acoustic pilot]

Damn

He fired for telling the truth?

Oh

It was the other stuff

[woeful topaz]

he probably would have gotten fired for calling jerry a racist and roger a puppet anyway but yeah i assume it was more calling the commanders fans stupid mouthbreathers

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/kaaaaatie_x/status/1831733568562708531?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[sacred burrow]

Looks like the game could or is delayed

[full atlas]

It is

[surreal hare]

Still 40 minutes

[full atlas]

8:40 kickoff

Now

Instead of 8:20 est

[surreal hare]

🌩️🌩️🌩️

[muted mirage]

RAHH AMERICA STEALTH BOMBER

[surreal hare]

We respect Taylor in this thread

She makes all the right men mad as hell lol

[olive knot]

flag football to start the season, we are so fucking back

[acoustic pilot]

Oh illegal formation gonna be annoying this season

OOOOHHHH, HENNNRRRYYY

He's gonna feast this season

[surreal hare]

That was a really dumb grab

[muted valley]

Worthy is fast

[surreal hare]

Beetlejuice beetlejuice preview is most exciting thing so far

[alpine grove]

Brooo

My friend is not having a good time rn

[muted mirage]

Holy moly

[alpine grove]

He’s against Henry AND Worthy

[muted mirage]

He’s 21

What the fuck am I doing smh 🤦

[alpine grove]

Cheer up king 😤

[olive knot]

your best

[surreal hare]

Not taking a dozen hits to the head every day

Aren’t you studying for the lsat or something lol

[muted mirage]

5’5’’ Jew history major. mark my words I’ll be in the superbowl next year

Ya @surreal hare hehe

[muted valley]

I already got a concussion from football!!!

[surreal hare]

I got one when I was a manager in high school!

I got tackled on a play that came out of bounds

Or hit by a tackle rather

[muted mirage]

Manager concussion is wild

[surreal hare]

Players werent moving out of the way fast enough and I had nowhere to go and my head hit a helmet

[muted mirage]

Okay nvm I don’t wanna play football that looked like it hurt

goal = dead

[full atlas]

Ravens line stinks

Also Chiefs really drafted second coming of Tyreek

Who tf let this happen

[zealous osprey]

Derrick henry and rice

[zealous osprey]

Buffalo...

[muted valley]

[mint edge]

HES PACHUNGLING DOWN THE FIELD

[surreal hare]

That dude is amped up lol

[olive knot]

smh lamar

[pulsar ocean]

catch the damn ball

[acoustic pilot]

Ravens o-line is COOKED

[full atlas]

https://x.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1831865389686649013?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1831865389686649013

[full atlas]

Imagine putting a rookie on Chris fucking Jones

[mint edge]

Dude has a gator

[pulsar ocean]

i mean its not like they want to

and it's not like they can just replace him

[acoustic pilot]

LMAO

Juju

[pulsar ocean]

that thing has gotta be stunted

[full atlas]

He needs to be getting doubled almost every snap

That’s obvious

[pulsar ocean]

i used to follow a channel that rescued a alligator and it looks like exactly the same and their allogator was stunted and had mouth issues from being kept in a enclosure too small so it kept rubbing its nose against the wall and damaging it mouth

[next fulcrum]

I was confused by the gator story at first, but then they said he’s from Greenwood, IN and it all made sense

[olive knot]

zay hit the sidestep button one too many times

[robust cloak]

Bro went backwards 😭

[pulsar ocean]

owie

[robust cloak]

Yikes

[acoustic pilot]

They would've been better off calling a designed run

[robust cloak]

Or like a proper screen or genuinely anything but what they did

[olive knot]

screen on 4th + 3 with the entire defense on the los is certainly a choice

[robust cloak]

That really hardly qualifies as a screen

[olive knot]

yeah poorly schemed and poorly executed

they never stood a chance 🥴

[acoustic pilot]

Know what Agholor blowing the block is EXPECTED

[robust cloak]

What did they think would happen?

[full atlas]

Kelce washed?

Pushing my agenda

[acoustic pilot]

Kelce looks like a Wyoming state trooper

[pulsar ocean]

is tucker no longer him

[olive knot]

yeah he might be washed

[mint edge]

Washed

Aubrey supremacy is the future

[full atlas]

Tucker may be washed now too

Damn

[pulsar ocean]

mahomie washed too??!?!

[olive knot]

football washed

[alpine grove]

Damn everyone really washed

💔

[pulsar ocean]

i refuse to have lamar in the same category as vick

just the aura

[olive knot]

in what way

lamar is so much better than vick

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah Lamar is definitely better than Vick was

[pulsar ocean]

i'm not saying he's not better

vick just feels cooler

idk

[olive knot]

yea i get it

without the dog fighting he wouldve been one of my fav players

[pulsar ocean]

100%

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/darrenrovell/status/1831879372057497969?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

How

And how has he already been retired for a season

[muted valley]

He's coming back this season

This is my best jj watt card

[mint edge]

Likely hurt?

Still down

Lamar blew it

[olive knot]

omgggggggg

[mint edge]

LIKELY BACK AND GETS THE TUDDY MAYBE

[olive knot]

fuck thats out of bounds

please refs

[mint edge]

he pulled a KD

[muted valley]

My first thought too

[acoustic pilot]

Feet too big

[woeful topaz]

what a finish

[stoic heath]

https://x.com/bucks/status/1831906423955149062?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/bucks/status/1831906423955149062

[mint edge]

New admin is such a troll

[full atlas]

Takeaways after kickoff night: 1. Lamar is a tier 1 QB but NOT a tier 1 passer, those back to back overthrows were egregious / inexcusable especially to Zay

2. John wasted 2 TOs for no reason which let him get milked (although this didn’t really matter at the end)

3. Likely will emerge as TE1 over Mandrews by the end of this season

[muted valley]

Honestly I could see lamar not being viewed as a top 5 qb by the end of the season

Also was lamar ever a tier 1 qb?

Because I feel like tier 1 is just mahomes

[robust cloak]

That second missed throw at the end was so egregious

Like that's a td

Basically free

He throws it behind him

This is a rookie tier error

[full atlas]

Absolutely

Passing is only half of his game

He’s not an elite passer by any stretch (taking like 10 before I take him) but he’s still a tier 1 QB

[muted valley]

But like I wouldn't say he's same tier as mahomes

[full atlas]

I mean

It’s been the same story his whole career

Dynamic player, inconsistent passer

[olive knot]

tbf that looked like a miscommunication, lamar expected zay to stop in the soft zone but he kept running for some reason

still shouldve been an ez td tho

[full atlas]

He’s not because nobody is

So like Tier 1A Pat

Massive gap

Tier 1B: Joe, Lamar, Josh

[robust cloak]

For Lamar's sake I hope so

[full atlas]

There’s no excusing the Zay overthrow ngl

Like that shit was just ridiculous

[muted valley]

https://fixupx.com/SharpFootball/status/1831913412198351346

[olive knot]

not excusing it cause they still shouldve connected regardless, he was that wide open

but they def werent on the same page either

where tf was bateman even lol

[robust cloak]

Also that one that nearly got Likely injured was awful

[full atlas]

Don’t think Lamar will ever beat the RB allegations from the haters I’m afraid

Like will he ever become a consistent passer

[full atlas]

He’s ass

It’s a shame too because he’s a decent route runner

Just has butterfingers

[robust cloak]

He doesn't need to be great even like if he can just eliminate the absolutely godawful throws he makes at all the wrong times he'll be so much more imposing against the league

[olive knot]

i could see him developing more of a pocket game once his athleticism starts to deteriorate and he cant use it as a crutch to get out of tight spots as much but he's probably not ever gonna get to the pure pocket passer level

b/c rn his entire strategy is just to tuck and run the instant he feels pressure

[robust cloak]

Yeah, he needs to let himself get comfortable throwing the ball

[alpine grove]

Yeah, he needs to let himself get comfortable throwing the ball to Mark Andrews again 🤬

[full atlas]

Maybe, I just don’t ever see him getting in that upper echelon of passers (Herbo, Pat, Joe, Josh)

[acoustic pilot]

Josh Allen isn't an elite passer to me

At least not to the level of those people

He's very similar to Lamar in terms of being a consistent passer

And he will also very much make the WORST throws at the worst time...except his will get picked off

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dcau-justice-league-unlimited-wally-west-the-flash-flash-gif-21384457

[surreal hare]

I fell asleep at halftime 🥲

Woke up to the bucks joking about big feet

[full atlas]

That’s just the gunslinging mentality he has similar to Favre, he’s 100% a better passer then Lamar though imo

[woeful topaz]

allen is a power runner and a gunslinger
lamar is an elusive runner and (imo) operates better on short passes

[acoustic pilot]

I definitely agree he is a better passer.

I just don't put him in the elite category with Mahomes and Burrow

[woeful topaz]

The League™️ put out their qb tiers a few weeks ago hang on

[full atlas]

That’s fair

[woeful topaz]

Tier 1
"A Tier 1 quarterback can carry his team each week. The team wins because of him. He expertly handles pure-passing situations. He has no real holes in his game."

1. Patrick Mahomes (1.0 avg)
2. Joe Burrow (1.1)
3. Josh Allen (1.2)

Tier 2
"A Tier 2 quarterback can carry his team sometimes but not as consistently. He can handle pure-passing situations in doses and/or possesses other dimensions that are special enough to elevate him above Tier 3. He has a hole or two in his game."
4) Lamar Jackson (1.6)
T5) Matthew Stafford (1.6)
T5) Justin Herbert (1.6)
7) Aaron Rodgers (1.8)
8) CJ Stroud (1.8)
9) Dak Prescott (2.1)
10) Jared Goff (2.2)
11) Jalen Hurts (2.3)
12) Brock Purdy (2.3)
13) Kirk Cousins (2.4)
14) Jordan Love (2.5)

Tier 3
"A Tier 3 quarterback is a legitimate starter but needs a heavier running game and/or defensive component to win. A lower-volume dropback passing offense suits him best."
15) Tua Tagovailoa (2.5)
16) Trevor Lawrence (2.6)
17) Kyler Murray (2.7)
18) Deshaun Watson (2.8)
19) Baker Mayfield (2.8)
T20) Derek Carr (3.0)
T20) Geno Smith (3.0)
22) Russell Wilson (3.2)

Tier 4
"A Tier 4 quarterback could be an unproven player (not enough information for voters to classify) or a veteran who ideally would not start all 17 games."
23) Daniel Jones (3.6)
24) Justin Fields (3.6)
25) Gardner Minshew (3.8)
T26) Anthony Richardson (3.8)
T26) Will Levis (3.8)
28) Bryce Young (3.8)
29) Sam Darnold (4.0)
30) Jacoby Brissett (4.0)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5715508/2024/08/26/nfl-qb-rankings-2024-patrick-mahomes/
"The 2024 QB Tiers results are here, complete with commentary from the 50 NFL coaches and executives who were granted anonymity to share candid evaluations. The panel consisted of seven general managers, eight head coaches, 12 coordinators, 12 executives, eight assistant coaches and three involved in coaching/analytics."

and the source ofc

[zealous osprey]

Imo Brock and tua are worthy of the same tier so I would probably move tua up, maybe kyler can get bumped up too

[woeful topaz]

i would be more likely to drop brock than bring tua up tbh

i think kyler suffered from how much time he's missed - you can't drop him into "not enough info" tier because you know he's a good qb but you also haven't really seen enough to say he carries the team

[zealous osprey]

Brock just feels wrong being grouped with all the more talented qbs in worse situations. Brock has a literally ideal team around him and I think fits into the tier 3 category

Could see the argument for kyler and tua but I guess it is a matter of elevating your team which tier 2 qbs do

[olive knot]

the 11-20 range in general is tough to determine - lots of guys who can be good qbs in the right situation, some of them are in that situation and some aren't

heres mine

https://blaiden.com/qb-ranking-quiz

[zealous osprey]

Caleb 15

[acoustic pilot]

Tonight

[surreal hare]

Ha

[muted valley]

Girdiron heights is epic

It's funny how bo nix's voice is already deep

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, I cracked up at that. I think the only other rookie I heard with a deep voice was DK Metcalf

[acoustic pilot]

Almost game time!!!

[surreal hare]

Ope everyone else is in the packers channel, I forgot you’re an eagles fan 😆

[full atlas]

Jacobs looks washed

Wtf is going on

[obsidian stone]

FUCK THE BIRDS

[full atlas]

Both these offenses look fucking putrid

[muted valley]

Which ones

[obsidian stone]

all of them

[next fulcrum]

Common Grackles

[pulsar ocean]

what the

[full atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[obsidian stone]

are u even watching

or just box score watching

[full atlas]

Yes

Both these teams look horrible rn

[acoustic pilot]

A RB that can catch?

Used to pray for times like this 😭

[obsidian stone]

he fast

[full atlas]

95% of RBs drop that

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon.

Beautiful

[obsidian stone]

😭

he just broke our defense

[acoustic pilot]

I can always count on the Eagles secondary to disappoint

[full atlas]

Hurts when it comes to throwing the ball away

[acoustic pilot]

AJJJJJJJJJJ

[zealous osprey]

I know I am a bears fan but I love this packers team

[acoustic pilot]

Saquon's play is beautiful

[full atlas]

Losing when Jalen turned it over 3 times is disgusting

[acoustic pilot]

S/O to my friend who cursed the Packers

[full atlas]

Praying for Love 🙏🙏🙏

Please be okay

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah a speedy recovery for him and that it isn't serious

[full atlas]

https://x.com/jmthrivept/status/1832264423203090910?s=46&t=kM7l-ucFk-evvX52FrwwCg

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/jmthrivept/status/1832264423203090910

[full atlas]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1832265116915474668

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1832265116915474668

[next fulcrum]

GG Bri, hope you enjoyed that more than we did

Ugliest “shootout” I’ve ever had the displeasure of sitting through

[acoustic pilot]

I enjoyed it, I expected it to be a high scoring game.

I did not enjoy the ugly passes and horrid decision making

[molten tinsel]

The injury at the end ruined the entire game TBH

[woeful topaz]

yeah

i thought it was a really good game despite the field being horrendous and was like "yeah we probably lost, missed some opportunities bummer but maybe love has a miracle in him"

aaaaaaaand then

[robust cloak]

So glad the season hasn't started yet guys, are you ready for next week and the usual reliable 16 game NFL season

[molten tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-gif-8272342975911687520

[robust cloak]

Good classic 16 game season, unchanged since 1978

Can't get better than it

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1832502812342718535

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1832502812342718535

[zealous osprey]

🙏pray he recovers quickly

[woeful topaz]

i'd rather get nathan peterman

at least his 5 pick games are regular season and not preseason

[frail harness]

https://x.com/nocontextcfb/status/1832560360789778475

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1832560360789778475

[woeful topaz]

well the packers season may be in shambles but at least i can see if richardson hits the ground running or if caleb/daniels are good

[muted valley]

!gameday

[thorny yew]

WAKE UP BABE, IT'S GAMEDAY!
https://tenor.com/view/bucks-in-six-bucks-giannis-bucksplayoffs-bucks-finals-gif-21651185

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832796268634009698?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832796268634009698

[woeful topaz]

average tyreek day

just get a driver, man 😭😭

[zealous osprey]

[muted valley]

Dak prescott

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/1832801269695528967?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

[woeful topaz]

60 million dollars baby

[acoustic pilot]

LMAO

Good for him

Kendrick Lamar is the halftime performance in the SB this year

Drake down 1000

I love Kendrick but picking him over Lil Wayne and Cash Money for a New Orleans superbowl is crazy work

[obsidian stone]

holy shit

how did this guy get the biggest contract ever

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1832802811173642410

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1832802811173642410

[obsidian stone]

this is fuckin wild

[woeful topaz]

holy fuck

i understand giving him the contract

[obsidian stone]

thats so much guaranteed money

[woeful topaz]

he's been a really good qb

[obsidian stone]

yeah

u gotta pay ur qb

[woeful topaz]

but he just beat watson's guarantees

[obsidian stone]

but hes not like elite

[woeful topaz]

he's making 57.75M guaranteed/yr

[acoustic pilot]

The big contract fall off will feed families

[mint edge]

You’re forgetting that the Jones family craves headlines

Of course they finally make a historic deal hours before kickoff on the first Sunday of the season so all the pregame shows can talk about it

As long as Jerry gets the attention and sells tickets he doesn’t care about what happens on the field

[woeful topaz]

dak gonna be making 97k a pass attempt based on his average attempts/yr lol

[surreal hare]

lol someone in another server I’m in: He’s going to have a New Orleans band with him and also diss a Canadian. Olympics patriotism unlocked again

[olive knot]

those giants unis are so ugly

they look like 4th of july popsicles

[full atlas]

https://x.com/nfldraftscout/status/1832829724139381032?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1832829724139381032

[full atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[mint edge]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1832832007921189112?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1832832007921189112

[robust cloak]

Praying on Dak's downfall is never getting better than this

[woeful topaz]

whlie falling down holy shit

[woeful topaz]

the cowboys are paying him 3.5 million a game to never make it out of the divisional 😭

[robust cloak]

Lineman in his face

Absolutely perfect placement like wow

[robust cloak]

3.5 mil per L

You could probably break down how much each int ends up costing

It's not even like Love where he's shown elite skills but we're gambling on it being something he can keep up. Dak has very much shown that he's not him like what?

[acoustic pilot]

Panthers!!!! Fight baccckkkk!!!!!

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

they spent like $170M on the offensive line this offseason

and for what

[barren moon]

https://x.com/TylerDBrooke/status/1832839517449113958

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/TylerDBrooke/status/1832839517449113958

[barren moon]

Lmao

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/scott_fowler/status/1832853819148939285

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/scott_fowler/status/1832853819148939285

[woeful topaz]

@surreal hare mr simone has a touchdown on a blocked punt

[obsidian stone]

hes the real athlete, clearly

[surreal hare]

Wow good for him, he’s off to a better start than in GB

[acoustic pilot]

Bengals getting whopped

New England playing defense

[obsidian stone]

sooooo

Kendrick is playing the Super Bowl?

[woeful topaz]

guess so

[obsidian stone]

that will be..

interesting

[frail harness]

Will levis STINKS

[obsidian stone]

do u remember an old brewer

jesse levis

i have his autograph somewhere

[frail harness]

Not coming to mind haha

[mint edge]

Richardson is electric

[frail harness]

Wow Harrison Jr was wide open for the cardinals for a potential TD

[zealous osprey]

Bears!

[woeful topaz]

rip colts

anthony richardson with a hilarious statline though

9 completions 212 yards 2 tds

(for narrative purposes i am leaving out it being 9/19 for 212 yards 2 tds 1 int)

[obsidian stone]

thats crazy

how many rushing yds

[woeful topaz]

it was like 6 rushes 55 yards and a rushing td

[olive knot]

those 2 bombs to pierce were prob like 70% of his passing yards lol

ridiculous throws

[woeful topaz]

1:00 game summary:

1. lmao please bench daniel jones tommy devito will legitimately run this offense better
2. lmfao bengals
3. lmfao kirk coupons is back
4. anthony richardson boom or bust, texans are very mortal though
5. cardinals choked it but the refs also missed a PI
6. the chicago bears still do not like the existence of the forward pass but managed to win on d/st anyway
7. jags how the hell did you choke that
8. the carolina panthers allowed dennis allen's new orleans saints to drop 47

[mint edge]

Anthony Richardson doesn’t believe in that little princess dink and dunk check down baby ball. He’s gonna sling it 50 yards downfield like a real man

[woeful topaz]

yeah but we have the same thing for love with reed on friday lol

[olive knot]

just built different ig

https://fxtwitter.com/gothamhiphop/status/1832812977218572475

[muted valley]

Texans 1st in the AFC South!!!

[muted valley]

The big plays killed me

Luckily joe mixon was him

30 carries for 159 yards and a TD

Plus 3 receptions for 19 yards

[barren moon]

Damn, Bears won?

[alpine grove]

Levis sucks

that’s why 😭

[barren moon]

Crazy

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/vikesinsider/status/1832871947585065202?t=0DHMyPha7lb0A-eHmyz-Xg&s=19

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/vikesinsider/status/1832871947585065202

[obsidian stone]

i forgot brady was calling games now

wonder if hes any good

[woeful topaz]

i dont think he will be tbh

[woeful topaz]

the more things change

[obsidian stone]

brady does not have a good analyst voice but i guess that doesnt really matter when u are TB12

[muted valley]

Nico collins owns the colts

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/benjaminsolak/status/1832874590378320030?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[woeful topaz]

if i had a nickel for every time the pittsburgh steelers won a game due to 6 chris boswell field goals

i'd have two nickels

[obsidian stone]

woooow

holding in the end zone

2pt safety on seahawks offense

[muted valley]

I can't believe texans might actually have a run game this season

[obsidian stone]

tyreek got arrested?

and calais campbell?

[olive knot]

another seahawks safety lol

[obsidian stone]

2??!

[alpine grove]

Yuppp

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832894248015860039

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1832869771483754535?s=46

in the endzone

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/1832876632828268579?s=46

[obsidian stone]

lol there it is

fucking cops on ego trips

[alpine grove]

frrr 🤦🏽‍♂️

[obsidian stone]

"bringing out brandon aubrey here" brady: "WHO?"

[zealous osprey]

Saints scored 47 points and olave only got 2 receptions...

[alpine grove]

always ass for fantasy

had no idea why he was going so early

Kamara cooked today

[olive knot]

w*tson is so ass lmao

browns deserve everything they got

[alpine grove]

shoulda kept Flacco #oldheadsftw

https://tenor.com/view/joe-flacco-flacco-round-and-find-out-browns-flacco-round-gif-18384064762420175265

can we trade for 3 games of Flacco

[muted valley]

Idk

Colts might need him

[alpine grove]

truuuu

if Richardson were to get hurt, they’d have someone to easily fill in

[muted valley]

Well atleast he didn't get hurt today

Oops wrong one

[robust cloak]

Smh losing your touch Chewy

[muted valley]

That was the celebration

[robust cloak]

I know lol

I saw

[muted valley]

Here's the catch

[acoustic pilot]

I'm glad the league is full of elite QBs like Daniel Jones and Deshaun Watson and Bryce Young

[silver arrow]

I love Kenneth Walker

[alpine grove]

Turpinnnn TD

[frail harness]

To be fair Bryce Young is in an awful situation. But he still has been very lackluster himself

[alpine grove]

stinky

[acoustic pilot]

Oh I definitely don't blame the Panthers woes on him but he's also been very bad

[frail harness]

Panthers set themselves back a few years with that trade

[next fulcrum]

Watson is wasssshhhhed

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy too

[acoustic pilot]

Jameis came in and was immediately better. Lmaooo

[muted valley]

No love for mixon?

[silver arrow]

He put in good work for me too but I love Kenneth since MSU

[muted valley]

Can't believe the browns won this trade too

[muted valley]

Oh

[woeful topaz]

raiders and chargers just had a big fight

[obsidian stone]

ooo nooo

jake furgeson hurt

Ex-Badger

[obsidian stone]

yea that was tight

both got ejected

TD

[alpine grove]

LMAOOO WATSON ASS

[muted valley]

Noooooooooo

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1832910669236130086/

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/somethingera2/status/1832846832596078852?s=46

[mint edge]

Backup Minny QBs are the true goat

[muted valley]

Packers going to be last place in the division

[next fulcrum]

silence, texans fan

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1832953243002970595

not great bob

[next fulcrum]

ughhhh

[alpine grove]

I mean they taped him up right

isn’t he coming back in?

let’s see rn

[olive knot]

might just wait until after HT but idk

[alpine grove]

He in

Oh no he sitting again

[next fulcrum]

damn, brutal pick by stafford

[alpine grove]

damn, thought we was getting a Kupp TD

[frail harness]

https://x.com/Dame_Lillard/status/1832916423989141811

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dame_Lillard/status/1832916423989141811

[alpine grove]

he a raiders fan?

I forget

[surreal hare]

He’s from Oakland

And once upon a time so were the raiders lol

[alpine grove]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1832961488442843220?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1832961488442843220

[alpine grove]

Saddddd

[mint edge]

Like 60 yards after catch wow

[muted valley]

Ok

[muted mirage]

Damn that is a shitty conference 😂

Colts are so so right?

[silver arrow]

Mont and Gibbs stack in fantasy was the best thing I’ve ever done

[frail harness]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-lions-david-montgomery-lions-touchdown-lions-go-lions-gif-12443971985770661536

him

[alpine grove]

Ppl always fade Montgomery in fantasy and he’s always a stud

[muted valley]

Good goal line back

[chrome umbra]

Yay lions

Said I was gonna try fantasy football this year and didn't lol

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/jackmaccfb/status/1832922882839630080?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/jackmaccfb/status/1832922882839630080

[next fulcrum]

You can have my spot next year 🫡 I am in too many leagues lol

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/doug_clawson/status/1833120670932226340

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/doug_clawson/status/1833120670932226340

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozol-gif-24410340

[woeful topaz]

http://twitter.com/HaydenWinks/status/1833009516029649270

[modest quail]

http://fxtwitter.com/HaydenWinks/status/1833009516029649270

[woeful topaz]

cooked cousins

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1833186370073788457?s=46

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1833186370073788457

[woeful topaz]

genuinely cannot believe this question was already asked to an nfl team before week 1 is over

[obsidian stone]

well

ask the packers

[woeful topaz]

yeah but this is for benching purposes not for injury

[obsidian stone]

haha i know jus laughing at our misfortune

https://tenor.com/view/smile-and-cry-cry-sad-tears-oh-no-gif-16300288

[muted valley]

Daniel jones has more pick sixes than TD passes since his new contract

[woeful topaz]

he sure does

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/netflix/status/1833190903353381106

what

[woeful topaz]

i will absolutely not be watching this

[zealous osprey]

[surreal hare]

https://tenor.com/view/bango-milwaukee-bucks-mascot-nba-gif-12214280380538689734

[obsidian stone]

ENIGMA?!

he says everything he wants to right out his asshole

he is on a podcast at least 1-2 times a week

man every green bay qb goes nuts or is nuts

[surreal hare]

lol

My guy we know exactly what you are

[obsidian stone]

jordan love still brainstorming what hes gonna do

[surreal hare]

Break the mold Jordan

Be the good weird not the harmful weird

[zealous osprey]

I can't tell how packers fans feel towards arod 😭

[robust cloak]

Grateful for all his years of good play, after that you just have to stop caring about him for your mental health

[surreal hare]

Basically

Though his ego started to mess with the vibes the last few years

[olive knot]

still probably my fav nfl player as the guy who got me into the sport in the first place

but i really couldnt care less about his personal beliefs lol

[alpine grove]

yuh up there for me as well

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-jets-aaron-rodgers-american-flag-usa-usa-flag-gif-1664057239116217588

[obsidian stone]

favre was my first qb

well, magic man before that

but i was too little

after favres fall from grace and the brains on most qbs...

i knew it was only a matter of time

and we only won 1 chip broooo

we gotta win more than 1 with a talent like that

[muted valley]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/deshaun-watson-is-sued-for-sexual-assault-and-battrey

[woeful topaz]

great player
weird individual

[acoustic pilot]

What a pos

[muted valley]

It's crazy that I ever liked him

[acoustic pilot]

Same!

[muted valley]

CMC out tonight

With a calf injury

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/andyslater/status/1833273674033463799?s=46

Bro wtf!!!

They got exposed

[obsidian stone]

yea that one cop a real mfer

[acoustic pilot]

Pulling someone out of a car over a window is literally insane

[obsidian stone]

also the buddy yellin at the suv in front of them

fr

ive been pulled out like that

[acoustic pilot]

People in the comments saying you have to leave your window down

I've never left my window down after giving a cop the ID

They usually just walk away, run it, and bring it back

He was just on a power trip, now he'll get fired

[alpine grove]

I believe it’s his teammates

Jonnu Smith and Calais Campbell

[obsidian stone]

ok thats all them

weak man

[alpine grove]

yeaaaa smh

frrr

Pathetic

[obsidian stone]

like their whole job should be to get the players into the game safely

[alpine grove]

For realll

The clip makes it so much worse

[obsidian stone]

not like getting clout for arresting ball players

[alpine grove]

the fact that they carried on afterwards

[obsidian stone]

idk if florida has a window tint law or what either

[acoustic pilot]

Especially because one of them said "it's Tyreek Hill"

[obsidian stone]

maybe thats why they wanted the window down

yea they all know

they probably have money on the game!

[alpine grove]

bro tried to take the under on Tyreek

[zealous osprey]

Lucky

[molten tinsel]

I still hate how the owner of the Browns is our co-owner.

[woeful topaz]

woof

[barren moon]

Niners not looking so hot without McCaffrey

[olive knot]

purdy vs arod

[alpine grove]

AROD WILL COOK

Turdy will lose

💃

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/uncut-gems-adam-sandler-this-is-how-i-win-smile-gif-16038071

LETS GOOOO

[olive knot]

damn that drive was smooth

[barren moon]

Rodgers so good

[woeful topaz]

the first 2/3 of the drive was hilarious

run for 0
run for 0
throw it to garrett

rinse, repeat

[olive knot]

welcome back mike mccarthy

[barren moon]

Oh my god Sauce Gardner, that’s the guy from twitter

[frail harness]

Sauce is so good

[full atlas]

Deebo sucks so much

[alpine grove]

stole Mason’s TD

Mason deserved

[olive knot]

deeRBo

[full atlas]

Get ready to learn Mandarin next summer bud

[frail harness]

Surely you’re joking

[full atlas]

No

He’s genuinely ass

[frail harness]

He’s not lol

[full atlas]

Handoff / jet sweep merchant

Can’t create an inch of seperation

He’s ass

[frail harness]

Good football player

[full atlas]

Good with the ball in space sure

He’s objectively not good at what makes a good WR good

[frail harness]

Well he’s not your traditional wideout lol

But he still impacts the game in a large way

[full atlas]

Glorified WR at RH

[frail harness]

Great football player

[full atlas]

RB*

He’s ass man

[frail harness]

You’re tripping lol

[olive knot]

aaand jets offense back to being ass

[frail harness]

They need to run an actual scheme

[full atlas]

Mason is a stud

[frail harness]

Getting Pacheco vibes

Jets are cooked if Sauce is out tho

[mint edge]

CMC a system RB

[full atlas]

Nah

1k rushing & 1k receiving in Carolina

He just fits Shanny’s system really well

[acoustic pilot]

I hate the dynamic kickoff

[frail harness]

If the Jets don’t get a score after the 9ers are about to (presumably) score, then it’s GGs

[acoustic pilot]

GGs

Jordan Mason pickup proves beneficial for me

I'm still going to lose in this league, but it doesn't feel as bad

[olive knot]

gg

[frail harness]

Yeah cooked

[full atlas]

Gonna be a long season for the jets

Garrett gotta come down with that as well

[frail harness]

Rodgers has such an insane arm talent

He does look a little slow on his feet now a bit

[obsidian stone]

hed be slower regardless of the injury

[frail harness]

Vintage a rod right there

[frail harness]

For sure. Just seems more enhanced now

[acoustic pilot]

Rodgers is so good on the hard count

[alpine grove]

love seeing that

[alpine grove]

picked him up within the minute the news came out

But idk if CMC misses any games beyond this

[olive knot]

packers legend isaac yiadom dagger

what a way to go out

[full atlas]

Ok now it’s over

[muted mirage]

sign wilson to the packers now

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1833342170679345545

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1833291547632140444/

[acoustic pilot]

Daniel Jones is the 33rd ranked QB in fantasy

There are only 32 teams

[robust cloak]

You can leave the bears but the bears never leave you

[woeful topaz]

lmfao

who's the backup ahead of him, tyrod?

[acoustic pilot]

Yes

[woeful topaz]

lmfao

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/JoshNorris/status/1833518308160901395

[molten tinsel]

Isn’t this one of those years where there isn’t a can’t miss QB in the draft?

[full atlas]

Uhhh

This QB class is kinda shit

Compared to last years

And prolly the year before that

[muted valley]

Why was I think this one was 2022

Well idk about the 2023 qb class

It just has stroud and maybe anthony richardson eventually

[molten tinsel]

My point was that the Giants picked a bad year to suck.

[muted valley]

Well

They'll just take shedeur and suck more

[woeful topaz]

i was hoping they'd get dak tbh

[woeful topaz]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/tony-buzbee-new-deshaun-watson-accuser-will-meet-with-nfl-has-pertinent-video

video? please god let this be the end of him

[surreal hare]

Ugh I hate this for her

[molten tinsel]

Pray that Haslam doesn’t interfere with the Bucks as he did with the Browns

[obsidian stone]

we have new owner junior bridgeman now

[alpine grove]

It’s a smaller portion tho right?

[surreal hare]

10%?

[alpine grove]

Yea whereas Haslam got ~25%

[frail harness]

Lets go Bills

[frail harness]

Oh no Tua..

It’s lowkey in his best interest to either start wearing a guardian cap thingy or retire

[muted valley]

Another concussion

[alpine grove]

Rip

[surreal hare]

Oh shit

[muted valley]

Idk why he dove head first

[alpine grove]

man, he needs to protect himself better

[obsidian stone]

he did the fingers

[alpine grove]

Skylar Thompson trying to rush on 4th and 9 💀💀💀

[olive knot]

tua seriously needs to retire, he's had like 4-5 concussions already

already secured the bag, please protect the head now

[obsidian stone]

put on one of those caps

[smoky bough]

tua done bro

he donezo

[mint edge]

He needs to walk away from the game while he still can

[muted valley]

I had to wear one in practice

But never in game

[obsidian stone]

i think its time to let players wear in game

[muted valley]

They can

I know I saw a pats player

I think I saw some more but I'm not sure

[obsidian stone]

oh really

already this year?

i thought they were just talkin about it

[frail harness]

Yep Jabrill Peppers

[obsidian stone]

from Michigan

smart guy

[alpine grove]

Flacco on the Dolphins would avg 400yds a game

https://tenor.com/view/joe-flacco-flacco-fever-browns-nfo-cleveland-browns-gif-12230472795292065872

[obsidian stone]

joe barry defense lol

[woeful topaz]

man wtf

hamlin was basically just standing there because he expected a slide and tua dropped his head

i get that you want the td but what the hell are you leading with your head for

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/omadisonn/status/1834423762839601400?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

I just

Walk away tua

It’s so upsetting

[woeful topaz]

yeah

he's "only" had 3 concussions but they've all been so bad

[smoky bough]

think its 4

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1834642103940370589

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1834642103940370589

[unborn vale]

https://www.nfl.com/news/niners-rb-christian-mccaffrey-calf-achilles-ruled-out-for-sunday-vs-vikings-ir-is-under-consideration

And bro is probably going on IR

[woeful topaz]

wonder if niners will get investigated

"he's probably playing" to "he's missing week 2" to "he might go on IR" when nothing really changed

[unborn vale]

Just dont understand what they achieve from covering it up or downplaying or whatever is happening

[muted valley]

They probably didn't think it was as bad as what is is

[unborn vale]

whats changing to make it worse though? Isnt this the injury from last season?

[woeful topaz]

thats what i mean though whats getting worse about it

hasnt he been sitting out of practice

[muted valley]

I didn't hear about the Achilles tendonitis last season

[frail harness]

Why do NFL players either not know how to drive or are unlucky enough to get into accidents

[unborn vale]

Looked it up, it was ankle stuff in the past but im sure its related

[zealous osprey]

@muted valley Bears Texans primetime football 🔥🔥

[woeful topaz]

stroud: 400 yards
caleb: 75 yards

bears win

[zealous osprey]

Stroud is not throwing 400 on the best secondary in football 🗣️

[muted valley]

Yes

[muted valley]

Well we have best WRs in football

[zealous osprey]

I think if we force stroud to hold onto the ball and test his patience then the bears will be okay on defense

[acoustic pilot]

Texans will win by 8

[barren moon]

Oh my god

[muted valley]

I think the game depends on how caleb plays

[sleek sleet]

Ah Michigan is finally taking it to their cupcake… Davis Warren 0 TDs 2 Ints…

[unborn vale]

And there he goes on IR

[sleek sleet]

I’m afraid this guy might stink

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1835004572634321213

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1835004572634321213

[woeful topaz]

yep there he is

[alpine grove]

Rippp

[frail harness]

So does Love have a timetable yet

Like they said 3-6 but is it offical how many weeks

[surreal hare]

No

He’s actually listed as questionable for tomorrow but no one thinks he’s playing

[woeful topaz]

lafleur gigabraining, no one expects love and then BAM

https://tenor.com/view/emporer-palpatine-fully-armed-and-operational-battlestation-death-star-the-emporer-gif-14127713

[alpine grove]

He is now doubtful.. we knew he wouldn’t play this week tho lol

[alpine grove]

From the reports, it’s actually more like 2-4w, and they’re thinking on the lower end.. so Week 3-4 hopefully 👀

I feel like W4

[frail harness]

Thats great, very lucky that it was only a sprain

it looked bad at the first look

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1835084639163342917

well damn

[alpine grove]

Outta nowhere, goes from “he could play W2” to he’s done for the season

[olive knot]

on a 1yr prove it deal too, that sucks

[woeful topaz]

he'll probably have like 6/140/3 in the super bowl and get a contract out of it

[olive knot]

so basically obj

[alpine grove]

😂

[woeful topaz]

precisely

[smoky bough]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835351540241989915?s=12&t=MzAZP3IIO4x9GT5WKL4tCg

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835351540241989915

[obsidian stone]

wooow

i bet they are happy they put that clause in

[surreal hare]

Good

[sacred burrow]

One of the chains people in the ravens game just collapsed

Medical injury needs cpr

[next fulcrum]

oh fuck, were they hit by a player or was it just random??

[obsidian stone]

o shit

[sacred burrow]

Believe it was random

[acoustic pilot]

The Saints are a good football team. Damn

[obsidian stone]

lions just screwed themselves

[alpine grove]

What happened, did he do smthg risky with low clock? 😂

[obsidian stone]

they had a penalty w 3 seconds on the 3

so clock runoff

and no FG attempt

[alpine grove]

💀💀

[obsidian stone]

10 games active rn damn

[alpine grove]

So much action going on

[obsidian stone]

ok packers back on

[alpine grove]

We out hereeee

[woeful topaz]

saints 5 for 5 tds holy shit

[alpine grove]

Pack gon win 🙏🏽

[muted mirage]

why lions game delayed?

oh jk they're back

[acoustic pilot]

Derek Carr is having a day

Alvin Kamara is having a DAY

[frail harness]

Kittle went to the locker room on a cart

[mint edge]

Kittle was cramping so they wheeled him back to give him an iv

[obsidian stone]

jeez

everyone dying

[olive knot]

lions loooooose

[mint edge]

Washington won by kicking 7 FGs

[alpine grove]

damnnn

[smoky bough]

MARVINN HARISSONNN

HE'S HIMOTHY

[robust cloak]

21 points the long way

[woeful topaz]

poor bryce

[robust cloak]

That's really sad

[alpine grove]

Gaaaahddamn

[robust cloak]

I'd be crying

[woeful topaz]

he looked like he was going to cry after his pick today

really sucks

like he might just be a bust but to be drafted onto a team with no weapons or offensive line

[next fulcrum]

Go home, mahomes

FUCK OFF REFS

Ugh whatever

[smoky bough]

LMAOO

[next fulcrum]

I am so sick of the fucking chiefs

[smoky bough]

carried by refs

insane

[sacred burrow]

Last call was fine

[next fulcrum]

yeah, dumbass mistake by the bengals

[obsidian stone]

damn refs really want another KC superbowl

[surreal hare]

Roger goodell wants a Taylor Super Bowl for sure

[acoustic pilot]

The Bengals aren't disciplined but the Chiefs ALWAYS get calls when they're losing against a "major" opponent

[muted valley]

Are you guys ready to see CJ Stroud play football

[full atlas]

Caleb came out swinging

[obsidian stone]

im watching him. will he do better plez

u keep talkin him up

its on u if he doesnt throw 4 TDs

very impressive

[muted valley]

K

TD NICO

[obsidian stone]

ill take it

[olive knot]

swift is so cooked now that he isnt running behind the leagues best oline

[alpine grove]

Frrr lmaoo

Bro Stroud is a magician

[zealous osprey]

"Looked a little mahomey"

[robust cloak]

That's gonna be a 1st

[alpine grove]

for sure, horrible initial marking for that one

[frail harness]

Caleb swears he can run around for 15 seconds like it’s still the pac 12

[alpine grove]

This ain’t college babyyy

[frail harness]

Fun random fact

I think Reggie Bush’s rookie year, Nick Collins absolutely lit him up and got all up in his face

And my brother met him, asked him what he was saying

“I was just letting him know he wasn’t in college anymore”

[zealous osprey]

Bro thinks he justin fields

[frail harness]

That’s 2-0 Justin Fields

Finally scored a TD 🔥

[zealous osprey]

My glorious is leading Pittsburgh to a playoff berth

[zealous osprey]

Yep and the refs took away another from him

[frail harness]

I know I have Pickens in a league 😢

[barren moon]

Caleb might be good

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uhm-yikes-eh-no-kinda-like-gif-16371172

[olive knot]

he most likely will be