#🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

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surreal hare
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i wish i had nickelodeon lol

acoustic pilot
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Usher, The Weeknd, Beyonce, Coldplay with Bruno and Beyonce, Dr. Dre and nem

normal dawn
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What kinda halftime show they do on nickelodeon

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Like cocomelon or some shit

normal dawn
acoustic pilot
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Sweet, sweet, sweet victory...yeah

mint edge
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Shakira & J Lo >>>>

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For reasons

alpine grove
surreal hare
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they were also great

alpine grove
acoustic pilot
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Well nobody can top the literal rain being your effects

gilded pivot
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the gods themselves out here making Prince look great

obsidian stone
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YOO

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BUCKS COMERCIAL

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DAME TIME

normal dawn
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GIANNIS

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GIANNIS

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MY KING

olive knot
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RIhanna was akinda mid but shewas pregranent so she getsapass

obsidian stone
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did yall see that

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or something else

normal dawn
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GIANNIS

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GIANNIS

surreal hare
obsidian stone
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i think only milwaukee area got it

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erin

normal dawn
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Ooooohhhhh

obsidian stone
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did u see it

surreal hare
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she was being careful

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i did not see a bucks commercial

normal dawn
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That was a tuff commercial

obsidian stone
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😮

alpine grove
obsidian stone
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malik saw it?

silver arrow
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Wait wut

alpine grove
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I woulda known if it played

normal dawn
surreal hare
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ope there's a bucks ad

obsidian stone
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there was a commercial for a local milwakuee network broadcasting bucks games

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and giannis was dunkin

normal dawn
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Aint giannis movie coming out like saturday

obsidian stone
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and then dame

surreal hare
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i think i got the hochunk madison ad when hyou had that

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cause i just got it

obsidian stone
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it was dope

surreal hare
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the ads they run for tickets are elite

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on bally and idk where else, my dad says he sees them

silver arrow
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Kanye lmao

normal dawn
silver arrow
normal dawn
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?

acoustic pilot
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.

silver arrow
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It was just him rambling about Yeezy

surreal hare
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crate

normal dawn
alpine grove
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PICKED

acoustic pilot
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GODDAMIT MAHOMES

olive knot
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mafrud

blissful cloud
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ain’t no way

gilded pivot
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joever

mint edge
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Mahomes devil magic is finished?

acoustic pilot
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Idk what's worse right now, the Chiefs offense or Alicia Keys voice.

obsidian stone
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we didnt do any xp giveaways did we

normal dawn
obsidian stone
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yeah

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i was wondering if that was real

mint edge
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Middest QB battle of all time

obsidian stone
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WOW

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what a punt

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FOOTball

mint edge
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We might get a punter mvp

obsidian stone
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fr

normal dawn
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Give me mvp

obsidian stone
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no

surreal hare
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wait

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the end of that beyonce commercial

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"lets drop the new music"

acoustic pilot
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Not Beyonce in a commercial

surreal hare
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you know she got paid like it was an actual film role

next fulcrum
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that was for Verizon??

normal dawn
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Did she just announce a new album 💀

obsidian stone
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potatos

surreal hare
obsidian stone
normal dawn
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That kanye commercial funny asf 💀

gilded pivot
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rigged

mint edge
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Early timeout

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Peyton Manning jersey in Brazil

acoustic pilot
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Andy Reid selling

mint edge
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Hell yeah

obsidian stone
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andy reid hungry

gilded pivot
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the sideeye

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lmao

mint edge
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Peyton Manning jersey part 2

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Hell yeah

obsidian stone
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LEBRON

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IS HERE

mint edge
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I think the 9ers should try scoring points here

acoustic pilot
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GOOD DEFENSE

obsidian stone
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thats 2 injuries now i think

next fulcrum
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Oh no

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Deebo

idle pebble
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ooh ooh Temu

mint edge
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9ers athletic trainer on fraud watch

idle pebble
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ooh ooh Temu

obsidian stone
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kelce heating up?

obsidian stone
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MAHOMES

mint edge
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I love the way Pacheco pachungles down the field

obsidian stone
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swift

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tswift has gifted this drive

gilded pivot
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hhhhhh

obsidian stone
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its gonnna be a td

normal dawn
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Yeah mahomes bouta go off

gilded pivot
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the dark magic starts now

mint edge
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9ers have wasted too many defensive stops without scoring

obsidian stone
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STREAKER

obsidian stone
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"streaker...... but we cant talk about it..."

gilded pivot
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try not to be erotic challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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goddamn

obsidian stone
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damn

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what a kick

acoustic pilot
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Kickbowl

obsidian stone
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now thats the new record right?

acoustic pilot
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Yes

next fulcrum
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Damn

normal dawn
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What a catch

alpine grove
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LOL the record for longest SB FG broken twice this game is funny

obsidian stone
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kickball

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should be this sports name

mint edge
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This is why it’s called football

alpine grove
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see guys, we do use foot in it !

gilded pivot
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dang

alpine grove
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Haha same thinking

mint edge
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9ers need to answer

obsidian stone
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bbs in shambles

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@real vector

woeful topaz
obsidian stone
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so much footie goin on

sleek sleet
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I wish Anders could kick like either of these guys

obsidian stone
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@dim warren likes soccer

woeful topaz
acoustic pilot
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Not Eric Andre

mint edge
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That electric buggy was fugly

zealous panther
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This isn’t cool

sleek sleet
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Man the Big 10 title game must have sucked for neutral fans

zealous panther
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This Super Bowl is boring asf

mint edge
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9ers are cooked because they don’t have a real qb

alpine grove
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😹😹

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Playing a tough D

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now exposed

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🌚

muted mirage
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Where was this offense when they played the packers

surreal hare
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fumble ballllll

acoustic pilot
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Turnover ball

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That was stupid

sleek sleet
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Punting is winning

acoustic pilot
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.

surreal hare
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TD MVS

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Yikes

acoustic pilot
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LMAO

gilded pivot
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joever

obsidian stone
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DANMN

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FUMBOWLL

mint edge
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It’s joever

obsidian stone
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ITS JOOOOOOOver

blissful cloud
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finally. save me chiefs

sleek sleet
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MVS just scored a touchdown in the fucking Super Bowl

obsidian stone
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😭

olive knot
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MVS IS HIEMMMM

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a Kyle Shanahan offense falling flat in the second half of a Super Bowl

gilded pivot
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the dark magic is here

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absolutely unprecedented I tell you

obsidian stone
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EWW

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Taylor jumping with her friends

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nantz saying he wants to join them

surreal hare
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ice spice is not a person i understand

gilded pivot
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ice spice gave taylor sideeye earlier

surreal hare
idle pebble
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MaGOAT

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we're so back

next fulcrum
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Hahahaha when did ice spice get up there

surreal hare
gilded pivot
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real

surreal hare
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there's some great memes off a pic of ice spice/tay/jason kelce

zealous panther
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If chiefs win this Super Bowl I’m actually going to do something

surreal hare
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also not enough jason kelce in this broadcast

next fulcrum
mint edge
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They’re sayin you a fraud Purdy

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They right

idle pebble
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they're right

mint edge
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Trey Lance wouldn’t go out sad

idle pebble
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another injury

obsidian stone
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3 now?

surreal hare
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yeah

mint edge
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There you go brocky boy

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Get carried by your skill players

olive knot
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fuckignf used check

obsidian stone
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arthur gifs only

sleek sleet
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One more quarter in the professional big ten championship

gilded pivot
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hurdled that cameraman

next fulcrum
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Put in GEQBUS

sleek sleet
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Wow

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Big play

obsidian stone
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TD

gilded pivot
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rigged

obsidian stone
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WOW

surreal hare
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Boo

acoustic pilot
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Damn, no tackling

sleek sleet
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How you guys ahead of my actual television?

obsidian stone
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game is getting better

surreal hare
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I’m watching actual television

mint edge
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I’m on Hulu like 30 seconds behind

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surreal hare
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Apparently SpongeBob and Patrick been dragging fumbles

obsidian stone
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kicking drama intensifies

next fulcrum
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BLOCKED

sleek sleet
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Holy fuck

next fulcrum
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Oh my god

sleek sleet
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They Packersed the extra point

sacred burrow
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Juaun Jennings SBMVP feeds families

mint edge
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Jennings vs Butker for mvp

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Only because chiefs punter wasn’t on the voting website

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How many more stops does this 9ers defense have in them

obsidian stone
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0

mint edge
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Fumble ball again

alpine grove
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TUDDY coming

mint edge
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Pacheco is pachungling all over the 9ers

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Purdy long slow legacy drive ending in a walkoff field goal 🙏

next fulcrum
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Stop assaulting my eyes, disney

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I’m in a dimly lit room

mint edge
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Clydesdale commercial

mint edge
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Love when they play the classics

frail harness
surreal hare
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The doink was entertaining

frail harness
obsidian stone
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doink

alpine grove
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Jauan Jennings MVP coming

sleek sleet
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Huge first play

mint edge
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Injury

next fulcrum
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Karlaftis 😦

alpine grove
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Purdy pick would do miracles on me

surreal hare
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Thank u Jason momoa

mint edge
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This game got me sweaty like usher rn

alpine grove
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man I want OT

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I hope 49ers get kick, Chiefs get kick

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and it goes to overtime

mint edge
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2 minutes to decide which hate narrative to spread

alpine grove
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😹

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we will be there

obsidian stone
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all comes down to kickers in the end

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beautiful

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just what america wanted

surreal hare
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Ooooh

mint edge
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Either purdy is fraud or Mahomes can’t beat a fraud

acoustic pilot
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GOOD DEFENSE

obsidian stone
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GOOOOD

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FOOOOTball

acoustic pilot
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Kickers winning superbowl MVP is wild

mint edge
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Should’ve ran it

surreal hare
obsidian stone
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kicker MVP for real

olive knot
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chefs tuddy pls

obsidian stone
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respect the position

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or just troll everyone else

mint edge
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Jennings will get it if 9ers hold on

gilded pivot
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less than 2mins to go

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this is it

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nfl scriptwriters, do something good

normal dawn
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We all know whats gonna happen

acoustic pilot
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Last year bowl was better

normal dawn
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Chiefs fumble however its recovered by taylor swift for a touchdown

smoky bough
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pack it up mahomes

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its cooked

obsidian stone
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tswift would bea goood wr

surreal hare
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She’s tall

obsidian stone
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long strides

mint edge
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Soft defense

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uhoh

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the script is right so far

smoky bough
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no way

normal dawn
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We want OT

obsidian stone
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KELCE

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SWIFT

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Spoilers man

normal dawn
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Yeah

obsidian stone
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Its on natl tv

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i didnt think id be ahead

mint edge
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Injury

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also, just wait to look

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skill issue

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6 seconds ......

surreal hare
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Kicking

obsidian stone
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i wont spoil it

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its ||good||

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||tie game||

normal dawn
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How are the kickers not nervous

gilded pivot
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theyre build different

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thats why they play on the big stage

blissful cloud
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have not enjoyed this game whatsoever

normal dawn
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Hasnt been a fun super bowl since 28-3

smoky bough
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says otherwise

woeful topaz
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besides that... rams bengals maybe

normal dawn
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Super bowl is 100% the worst championship in sports in terms of the actual game

gilded pivot
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rigged

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OT = more ads

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nfl stay winning

surreal hare
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@alpine grove just realized you called it on Bieber

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joever

woeful topaz
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imagine

carmine coral
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I’m getting old fell asleep during the whole game and woke up in ot

normal dawn
carmine coral
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lol

woeful topaz
frail harness
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Well there is one kicker that snapped in history once but I don’t talk about it much…. Ray Finkle….

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Lol I had to I had to

normal dawn
carmine coral
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L flag

gilded pivot
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😒

woeful topaz
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scott foster reffing tonight?

mint edge
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Jennings wants him mvp

mint edge
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Kittle injured

carmine coral
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Noo bruh

mint edge
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To the locker room

carmine coral
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Sack him

surreal hare
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Bah

carmine coral
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NOO

mint edge
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McDADDY

gilded pivot
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cmc cooking

mint edge
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Get cmc some oxygen

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Kittle back

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Run a play quick

carmine coral
obsidian stone
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yaaaaaay

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||another fg||

sleek sleet
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Okay we are one step closer to a tie and whatever super sudden death happens after that

carmine coral
frail harness
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If they are stopped the game is over

sleek sleet
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It would be hilarious if none of the above was an option and Vegas just takes everyone’s money

frail harness
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Come on 49ers defense!!!

mint edge
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4 and out 🙏

normal dawn
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Great job

next fulcrum
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Mvs why

carmine coral
mint edge
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Kadarius Toney would be proud

obsidian stone
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the leaks were right'

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chiefs win in ot

normal dawn
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LMAOOO

carmine coral
normal dawn
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49ers defense ass

next fulcrum
carmine coral
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OML MY PATTY CAKES

gilded pivot
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Pat!

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out of nowhere

surreal hare
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Whew

obsidian stone
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OOOO LORD

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ITS OVER

surreal hare
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Ahhhh

next fulcrum
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Kelce for the win?

obsidian stone
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jartman

surreal hare
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Hartman

obsidian stone
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hartman

olive knot
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YESSSSSSS

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

normal dawn
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Lmaoooo

blissful cloud
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I would kms if I was a niners fan

olive knot
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FUCK THE NINERS

next fulcrum
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Script was real the whole time

normal dawn
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Anna frey packed

blissful cloud
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And to the niners fan I hate irl rip bozo.

gilded pivot
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GAME IS OVER

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LMFAO

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BACK TO BACK

obsidian stone
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dynasty

next fulcrum
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Packers dominated the reigning champs during the regular season

olive knot
gilded pivot
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!ripbozo

sleek sleet
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Mahomes

carmine coral
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Oh fuck it’s a back to back

idle pebble
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MaGOAT

blissful cloud
acoustic pilot
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HAHAHAHA EFF YOU NINERS FOREVER

zealous panther
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Bro

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The one time I wanted the miners to win

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The ONE time

mint edge
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Rooting for dynasties is like rooting for Hitler

alpine grove
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Man Mahomes on that OT drive… 🐐 shit

gilded pivot
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hardman cannot believe it

carmine coral
alpine grove
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HARDMAN THE 🐐

next fulcrum
gilded pivot
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he was shocked he won the game

mint edge
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Well time to work on my Purdy/Shanahan fraud hate

olive knot
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I hoep the niners suck now so all their fairvwearher fans disappear again lolololool

zealous panther
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I’m not watching another Super Bowl unless the Seahawks or packers are in it

frail harness
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Very boring

normal dawn
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It’s officially basketball season

mint edge
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Give Butker the mvp

solar elbow
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Give Taylor the ring

next fulcrum
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go away Temu

gilded pivot
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chatgpt generated ahh characters

obsidian stone
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BUCKS COMERCIAL AGAIN

carmine coral
woeful topaz
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america won tonight

surreal hare
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I have a commercial about beavers

next fulcrum
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I got JLove car dealership instead

surreal hare
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Not bux

solar elbow
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No Taylor swift won

next fulcrum
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Bergstrom

woeful topaz
silver arrow
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You just can’t bet against him

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Deebo Samuel all year: If we were in the superbowl, we would've blown out the Chiefs, I'm better than DeVonta and AJ

HAHAHAHAHAHA

alpine grove
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Bro

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What was the Biden post

silver arrow
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He is Patrick Mahomes

alpine grove
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Idk if anyone posted haven’t checked chat

obsidian stone
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lol

gilded pivot
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huh

alpine grove
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It’s his acc 😭

mint edge
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Imagine rooting to have another patriots Brady because you have daddy issues with the 49ers

alpine grove
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hey man I’ll take it

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I hate 49ers

frail harness
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Well later I’m driving home as I listen to Carrie Underwood. At least we can all agree Go Bucks Go🦌!!!!!!

surreal hare
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How does temu sell shit for ten cents and buy all these ads

woeful topaz
olive knot
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at least mahomes has taelnet and doesnt need to rely on 500 allpros to make/win a sb

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even tho turdy played good today

carmine coral
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Beating the chiefs is not for anyone

woeful topaz
surreal hare
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Also the streaker was wearing pants

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It doesn’t count

mint edge
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Now I address my own 49ers based daddy issues

olive knot
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lol see u can still say thta

mint edge
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Look if you hate both teams you always come out on top

olive knot
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trutru

next fulcrum
gilded pivot
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temu is china-based company right?

frail harness
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At least Tubi didn’t make anyone lose their sense this year

gilded pivot
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theyre throwing money to enter west market

next fulcrum
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And no crypto QR codes was a nice change

woeful topaz
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my wife buys shit off temu for crafts i think, no problems yet
you basically just have to look at something, think "it's about 1/3 the size i think it is", and then if you still want it you're clear

gilded pivot
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kelce is losing his fucking mind

surreal hare
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Sure is

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Hartman lol

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“I blacked out when I caught it”

acoustic pilot
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Deebo Samuel all year: If we were in the superbowl, we would've blown out the Chiefs, I'm better than DeVonta and AJ

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did this post twice?! 😭

carmine coral
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Now I can’t wait for next season

sacred burrow
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the 9ers not winning therefore Juaun Jennings not being SBMVP....

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im heartbroken

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actually an awesome superbowl tho

alpine grove
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For real.. best one in a minute!!!

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49ers lose, we ball

carmine coral
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History repeats itself

sacred burrow
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at least the Chiefs put on entertaining superbowls

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not Pats Rams

olive knot
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yea this was a good one

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pats rams was the 2nd worst sb I’ve witnessed after sb50

frail harness
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The defense was lights out in beginning the injuries didn’t help or they would have stopped that drive and won

mint edge
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Kadarius Toney has 2 rings

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Trey Lance would’ve clutched up

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Purdy is just an ugly Jimmy G

frail harness
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Well it is what it is like 49ers are y’all conference rivals Chiefs conference rivals to Fins. But is what it is. They won back to back it happened is what is.

olive knot
alpine grove
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more rings than Rodgers 😭

frail harness
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On another note that was quite the halftime show!

sacred burrow
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Ik the team color thing is dead

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But it's Packers Ravens lock it in

surreal hare
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Fate etc

alpine grove
sacred burrow
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I totally want Love vs Rodgers tho

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Though I don't have that much faith for them lol

alpine grove
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bro if Packers made it to SB, how much do SB tickets cost 😭

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The drive to NO is not too far 😂

sacred burrow
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New Orleans too near Mardi Gras

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It'll be great

alpine grove
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Says it’s usually like $4K-$5K for cheapest

frail harness
olive knot
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sb aura has been dead for some time ever since they jacked up the prices to ridiculous levels, could barely even notice the crowd the entire game

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afc/nfc champ games is where it’s at

alpine grove
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yea that sounds fun also

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But man it Pack made it to SB and it was in NO

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I would be inclined 😂😂

olive knot
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I woulda 100% got tix if it was a lions/packers NFCCG this year

alpine grove
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so close

olive knot
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New Orleans is really fun in general tho

alpine grove
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I’ve been there a couple times, but both trips were a few years back

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Beignets yummy

olive knot
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yea I haven’t been back in a while but if the opportunity came up I def would

alpine grove
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it’s like a 5h drive

olive knot
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beignets elite, the food in general there is top tier

alpine grove
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for me

alpine grove
olive knot
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oh yea super doable then

alpine grove
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The voodoo magic stuff scared me as kid tho lol

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😂

frail harness
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I was there once on band trips and I concur Beignets are so gooood!!!!!

olive knot
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lmfaoo I forgot about the voodoo shops

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Those were awesome

alpine grove
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I’m like, they got her 😭

frail harness
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Very soon I won’t need to travel far for Beignets. One advantage to the Splash Mountain retheme to a New Orleans based movie lol

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Nah you want to talk eerie. On our band trip we got a tour of the place where floats made for the Mardi Gras parade. It was a little freaky seeing unfinished figures or from past years

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It was cool but a little unsettling

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It is a fun city. Also one of the most Haunted.

alpine grove
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😂😂😂😂

sturdy wagon
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Actually pisses me off how the chiefs can troll through a regular season and win a ring

alpine grove
next fulcrum
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Multiple #49ers players said after the game that they were not aware of the new overtime rules. The #Chiefs, on the other hand, have been planning for this scenario, and DT Chris Jones said they were going to go for two had San Francisco scored a TD, per @bylindsayhjones.

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2024/2/12/24070402/san-francisco-49ers-rec...

surreal hare
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I just saw that

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Embarrassing af

woeful topaz
woeful topaz
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logo conspiracy = chiefs seahawks next year?

upper pagoda
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Oh wait mb l8boi

sacred burrow
woeful topaz
sacred burrow
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dammit

sturdy wagon
alpine grove
surreal hare
alpine grove
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fr, missed out on watching that

surreal hare
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I can’t find the screen grab for when KC finally got a TD and it had the SpongeBob “3 hours later…” thing 💀

silver arrow
alpine grove
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Season tickets for life

surreal hare
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Horrifying

woeful topaz
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great form too

olive knot
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fucking hell man

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why do we continue to normalize this

obsidian stone
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verbal escalations are now shootouts

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fuckin sick

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Pisses me off what the F is wrong with this country Fucking Hell 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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And the comments on social media all the more worse not going into detail!!! This country I swear🤬!!!! So maddening!!!! Where has humanity gone 🤬🤬🤬!!! And decency!!!!!

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Apologies for the language I’m just as mad as y’all

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The NFL is suspending Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo for two games for violating its policy on performance-enhancing substances, the league announced Friday, per NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.Garoppolo isn't planning to appeal his suspension and will miss the first two games of the 2024 season, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.The R...

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using a prescribed medication without having a valid Therapeutic Use Exemption

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lame

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probably adderall

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yeah

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great thread

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The Eagles one 😭

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that was the homer running one right

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i curse the day twitter made you unable to see things without an account

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c'est la vie

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Cause he’s basically a sex offender

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I am not having this discussion again

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He was literally not charged?

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Am i missing something

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That literally doesn’t mean he was innocent

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Yeah you should really not get into this if you don’t have an understanding of how little r*pists are actually charged and how the deck is stacked against people who are sexually assaulted

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That’s it

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I’m not

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i mean i get that

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its pretty shitty

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Yeah so let’s like let the swifties sort it out cause no doubt they’ll be fired up

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Huh

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Go dolphins

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havent found the full list yet

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We were 3rd

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Chiefs were 2nd to last right next to Washington

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"we're gonna win, but we're not gonna be happy while we do it"

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LaFleur was in the bottom half for coaching grades but still received a B+

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# woeful topaz https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1764383286267101291?t=I8P2EXf6h75IApFo...

The NFL is working on a kickoff proposal that would involve teams kicking off from the opponent's 40-yard line, with the goal of increasing returns.

Here's some of what it involves, per @AlbertBreer:

  • No players except the kicker and returner can move until the ball is touched.

  • If the ball doesn't cross the 20-yard line in the air, it's tr...

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what

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i dont even know

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Bruh

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Sheesh

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wonder what the guarantees on that are

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update: 35 million

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that's not bad

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1st ballot HOF incoming

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also fuck schefter

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Oh fuck yes more time for shenanigans

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85 million in dead money

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baaaahahhahaa

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Wonder how long it’ll take them to rebuild

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hopefully forever

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I mean atp trade everyone with any trade value for picks, field a UFL team for a couple season, and start fresh

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i dont feel like getting links for everything sorry

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seahawks cutting jamal adams
bears franchise tagging jaylon johnson
jags tagging josh allen
panthers cutting hayden hurst
bucs tagging winfield
dalton schultz 3 year 36M contract
ravens tag madubuike
baker's contract allegedly done, wait til tomorrow

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# woeful topaz https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1765382620446171474?s=20

Via @AndrewMarchand, if Peyton Manning were to sign Bill Belichick, the idea of teaming up with ESPN to create a "ManningCast" featuring Belichick and Nick Saban is expected to be discussed.

That would be incredible.

↘️ Quoting Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Former #Patriots HC Bill Belichick is being pursued by Peyton Manning to join Omaha P...

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a belichick/saban manningcast 👀

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that would be amazing or terrible

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# mint edge https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1766516691905720331?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8Yfdgd...

Trade: Broncos and Browns agreed to a deal today that will send WR Jerry Jeudy to Cleveland in exchange for two draft picks, sources tell ESPN.

Cleveland made a run at Jeudy at last season’s trade deadline. Now the Browns finally will get him once trade is processed this week.

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rip jeudy

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after 2 years he's finally off the trade block

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mac jones to the jags for a 6th wtf

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There was so much hype around the QBs in the draft class too

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# mint edge https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1766856061359689861?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8Yfd...

The 2021 QB draft class:

  • Trevor Lawrence - Starting
  • Zach Wilson - Benched
  • Trey Lance - Traded
  • Justin Fields - Likely to get traded
  • Mac Jones - Traded

All 5 combined have three playoff starts and one win.

Worst QB draft class of all time?

(h/t @TheAthletic)

↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Patriots are finalizi...

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my "trey lance might be the best qb in the 2021 draft" take is aging well for all the wrong reasons

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🎉

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good for baker, deserved that payday

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not bad

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Ayyo!!!

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Welcome to QB hell, Pittsburgh

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pickett/wilson QB competition.... they better have an XFL team in pitt

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We live in a world where Baker Mayfield just signed a 100m contract, and Russel Wilson signed a 1.2m conttact

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I love it

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the russ belt

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steelers @ broncos gonna be a poverty game

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Russ coming for Tomlin’s winning season streak

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swift to the bears
greenard to the vikes
pollard to the titans

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# woeful topaz https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767259701186543678?s=20

Former Giants RB Saquon Barkley reached agreement with the Philadelphia Eagles on a three-year, $37.75 million contract that could be worth up to $46.75M and includes $26M fully guaranteed at signing, per sources.

Barkley now beats the franchise tag number and has a maximum average-per-year salary of $15.833M, which would be second highest for ...

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WHAT

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Wowzer

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Today is the day I thought wouldn’t come where I formally express my gratitude to the New York Giants for the time and memories that have been created but I will be taking my talents back home to Detroit

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180M holy fuck

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Kirk is great

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Atlanta finally gets a competent QB

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How old is he?!

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And that ACL

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35

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ACL

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Whew

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I’d trade down and draft Penix still

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good for kirk

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now we wait for jjetas to demand a trade cause the vikes suck GiannisMischievous

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How y’all feeling about Josh Jacobs

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I AM FUMING

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😭

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Damn didn’t expect that

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Probably a Cowgirl or Giant

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😢

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Mourning over

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We got McKinney

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haha

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yessirrr

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we out here

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Preston Smith is the oldest player on our roster lol at the old age of.. 28 lol

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Yeah you’re right

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Still wild

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Darnold is a Viking

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I am in utter shambles today

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pretty funny though

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the entire division picks up the people we cut

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every time

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😭

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it really happens every time

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just evidence of how we run this divison

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darnold got a bigger bag

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💀

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aaron honey, baby, sweetie

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if you were going to go get underpaid

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why not simply ring chase

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what do you have to gain with revenge games on a 6 win team

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falcons offense not bad

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kirk
bijan, allgeier
drake london, mooney
pitts

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Jerry Jones after declaring the Cowboys were going all in this offseason:

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henry to the ravens

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My team gonna have an Oompa Loompa as rb1

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giants got lock lmao

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justin fields might be caleb's backup this year

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Queen to the Steelers, figures both AFC and NFC north divisions would cannibalize their players

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That comma doing some heavy lifting

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Comma saved a legendary meme

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I think that at this point he just wants an excuse to not play

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#Commanders offseason additions so far:

RB Austin Ekeler
LB Bobby Wagner
LB Frankie Luvu
C Tyler Biadasz
TE Zach Ertz
DL Dorance Armstrong
DL Dante Fowler Jr.
DL Clelin Ferrell
G Nick Allegretti
S Jeremy Chinn
QB Marcus Mariota
K Brandon McManus
LS Tyler Ott

PLUS: Washington has the No. 2 overall pick, six picks in the top 102, and nine pick...

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what the 2021 lakers would look like if they were an nfl team

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was just gonna say this is a great team 4 years ago

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# mint edge https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1768060290292195406?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8Yfdgd...

Another change of heart: after agreeing to a deal with the 49ers, former Chargers and Vikings LB Eric Kendricks has decided to go to the Dallas Cowboys instead, per sources. Mike Zimmer wanted Kendricks to help run his defense and Kendricks preferred to play in Dallas.

↘️ Quoting Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers are signing former Chargers...

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ALL

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IN

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COMMA

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MY

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ASS

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aaron donald is retiring?

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oh embeds down again

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and uploading images isn't working either ok

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Yeah I think something is broken

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well regardless

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elgton jenkins' son has retired

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Ope embed embedded

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# woeful topaz https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768712389837349363

Trade terms, per sources:

🏈Steelers get pick No. 98 and two 2025 7th-round picks.

🏈Eagles get QB Kenny Pickett and No. 120.

It’s a similar value to Washington got for Sam Howell.

↘️ Quoting Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Steelers are sending QB Kenny Pickett to the Philadelphia Eagles in a pick swap, sources tell ESPN.

Once Pittsbur...

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lmfao WHAT

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This man will never escape the state of Pennsylvania

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# olive knot

is this the craziest NFL offseason ever ? I didn’t used to follow it back then but it seems so similar to NBA

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honestly even crazier with how many big offense guys got moved

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I posted that in the packers channel

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But it does seem wild

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# surreal hare But it does seem wild

For real.. like as a fantasy football player, I’m like damn the entire landscape just shifted in the offseason 🤣 all the big time player names jumped teams

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usually in NBA, a lot of the time tbh, players stay with their teams during FA

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its completely different

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guaranteed contracts vs non-guaranteed money

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completely different salary caps

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15 players vs what... 60 something?

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nfl players having earlier primes

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shorter careers

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more injuries

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caleb williams welcome to the nfc north

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Wtf

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HAHHAHA

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only a 6th/maybe a 4th

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That's crazy lol

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Russ gonna cook and make it a 6th

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🫵🏽😂

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Trade condition update: The 2025 6th-round pick that the Steelers traded to the Bears for Justin Fields will become a 4th-round pick if he plays in 51 percent of the plays this season, per source.

↘️ Quoting Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bears are trading Justin Fields for a 2025 6th-round pick that goes to a 4th-round pick based on playtime,...

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So basically just a sixth right

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Wilson is the starter

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that najee/warren/fields backfield is gonna be 🔥

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Caleb Williams is being given a chance with Keenan Moore Swift Kmet even

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Praying he's a bust

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bears still have eberflus as HC and its illegal for them to have a good qb so he sadly will

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why does his first tweet not even say steelers

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or did he post that earlier

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ik its obvious from the photoshop uniform but

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ok

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as u can see i twitter the least amt i can

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get all my news from yall lol

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yea that was the first one i saw

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jj mccarthy with the 1st overall pick 🙏

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They could've had MHJ Keenan Moore for Fields

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Now they will have Caleb Williams instead

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||I wanted them to keep fields instead cuz I know he ass||

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I actually think fields is pretty alright, and would rather him that Caleb Williams

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Especially rather have Fields that 6th and MHJ, than just Caleb Williams

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if they didnt trade fields they couldve given up the 1st and traded down to 4 to draft mhj anyways

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Jets get mike will

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Gross

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“Warrant Wednesday” is also gross

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im gonna be real ive never seen gross used so much until i met you

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Okay

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idk just a observation i find interesting

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I mean I never had anyone call me bruh until you

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touche

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Lol

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that's gross, bruh

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This is so freaking stupid

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I'm not gonna deny that like hip-drop tackles are kinda dangerous

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but its such a subjective rule that is gonna bring so many questionable calls

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how do you even chase down tackle now

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you just like karate chop and hope they trip

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Okay so what exactly is and is not a hip drop tackle?

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The rule requires officials to note two actions: If a defender "grabs the runner with both hands or wraps the runner with both arms" and also "unweights himself by swiveling and dropping his hips and/or lower body, landing on and trapping the runner's leg(s) at or below the knee."

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trade deadline pushed back to the tuesday after week 9

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XFL kickoff rules approved

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they can review the game clock

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they also killed surprise onsides

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christmas day game again

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XFL kickoff for example

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its def interesting

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kickoff special teamers are going to have to put a lot more emphasis on blocking/breaking blocks compared to just run fast

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def less injuries prob tho

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will miss when the returner just gets nuked tho always looked cool

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# smoky bough https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1773802926105927795?s=46&t=ce3ivIsVi_Uvx-_InBj...

Trade: Eagles are sending edge-rusher Haason Reddick to the New York Jets for a conditional 2026 third-round pick that could be a second, sources tell ESPN.

The 2026 pick becomes a 2nd if Reddick has 67.5% playtime this season and has 10 or more sacks. If not, it’s a 2023 third

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lol my dynasty league offseason is off to a great start already

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Traded 2nd overall my 2nd rounder this year my 3rd next year and some 2nds for and Bijan 4th and 8th this year and Tua

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UFL is beautiful a punter just threw a 40 yard tuddy to the center

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man i forgot about the ufl

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Is Rashee Rice cooked

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So he got lucky nobody died from the accident

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Running away from the scene is also a big deal

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or did he not flee? i dont remember

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# unique sail https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1774517510143926499?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI...

𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲: A woman was injured in the crash that involved #Chiefs WR Rashee Rice's car, and she said the men put her 4 y/o son in danger and walked away without sympathy, per the @dallasnews

“I’m just blessed I was able to walk out of there.”

She also said a pair of white cleats were left in the back of the Lamborghini. One of the other witnesse...

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Hopefully his career is over

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no shot he's gone more than 4 games

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Can’t have dangerous idiots on the roads like that

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How are these Pats doing?

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Vontae Davis, former CB, found dead in florida mansion....

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Horrible

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WHAT

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idk why bills would do this

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FLEECED

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that's horrible for buffalo wtf

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unless they think he's straight up washed

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if diggs is still good the texans have been making some all time moves the last 2 years

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yea he just has a ungodly cap hit

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BROOOO

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THEY GON BE NASTY

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idk

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BRUH

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the bills have 44 million in dead cap from this

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what the fuuuuuuuck????????

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well i don't know who to believe

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one guy says 31 mil

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# woeful topaz https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1775541050175627650
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breer says 44

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Diggs free from the paint chip eater

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Josh ain't gonna prove nothing☠️

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every NFC south WR circling their calendar right now

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# woeful topaz https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/1777712368648073513

Based on Packers president Mark Murphy’s comments this morning, it sounds like they’re preparing to open the season in Brazil against the Eagles.

Speaking before the annual Tailgate Tour departed, Murphy said: “We’re either the first- or second-most popular team in Brazil.”

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Huh

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That sounds distracting but fun

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idk im down

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dane brugler's the beast draft guide is out for any of you sickos

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OJ simpson passed away?

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Yup

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Oh well

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Have 11+ minutes of a legend shitting on OJ Simpson

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Rip norm

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There’s got to be a crazy discussion with Bills PR/Social team happening rn

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At least the alternative is 🔥

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They made uniforms for any blue/orange college

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looks like something i'd make in madden 12

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the broncos primaries are ass

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at least the throwback is good

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They killed the iconic broncos helmet stripe for some weird triangles in the back

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