🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[pulsar ocean]

team was barely set

[alpine grove]

lol he got signed a while back, it was so random tho

[olive knot]

theres jsn babyyyyyy

[smoky bough]

JAXON

RAHHHH

NO WAY EAGLES LOSE AGAIN 😂

imagine

[sacred burrow]

It ain't over

Gonna need a miracle

[pulsar ocean]

PICK??

THATS A PICK

[sacred burrow]

No way that was a crazy toe tap if so

Wow

[olive knot]

JLO COOKED

[pulsar ocean]

other dudes leg made it touch lol

[sacred burrow]

Damn he hit the other guys leg

Yea

Teamwork 100

[olive knot]

joe buck is blind lmao

[pulsar ocean]

like

idk how u cant touch the ground

pick

hawks win

[olive knot]

entire nfc east lost this week, wild

[smoky bough]

Rip philly

rip

[sacred burrow]

drew lock goated post game interview

[frail harness]

LETS GO

[surreal hare]

[woeful topaz]

somehow this is worse than just saying "well we're eliminated so i'm not gonna risk it"

[pulsar ocean]

ball is life or somethin

[sacred burrow]

I doubt the Tush Push causes that absurd of an increase on its own

It must be more partly that the refs r just calling it more

[woeful topaz]

yeah but the brotherly shove is the boogeyman this year

the tush push poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

[alpine grove]

It did?

No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/uprising-village-angry-grab-pitch-forks-gif-16568046

[alpine grove]

😂😂

https://fixupx.com/_willcompton/status/1736865253781119428?s=46

Lolll did you guys see this? 😂😂

[woeful topaz]

does the NFL even have a white CB

[pulsar ocean]

there was one on the commies a bit ago

troy apke

other then that u gotta go back to 2003

[obsidian stone]

uhhh

i dont think buckscord should get involved w this conversation

mendenhall is washed

thats all u need to know

[alpine grove]

Lmao how they gonna guard Tyreek

[pulsar ocean]

https://fxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1737516264908558649

wat

[obsidian stone]

All for show

Jets are mathematically eliminated, right?

[pulsar ocean]

i think so

[woeful topaz]

yes

[woeful topaz]

they probably want him taking all of the practice reps lmao

https://fxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1737516563916280013

yeah

[surreal hare]

I’m so tired of Aaron rodgers I could vomit

I was so happy when he left

And yet

He’s such an attention monger

Go retire and get someone to give u a talking head contract

[woeful topaz]

rodgers is absolutely disappearing to south america the second he's done

still gonna be facetiming mcafee every week though

[surreal hare]

I sure hope you’re right

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/king-puka-owns-you-puka-nacua-puka-nacua-puka-nacua-rams-gif-6041682774696185685

That boi Puka cookinnnn

9/164/1 😤 180 total yds

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/mikegarafolo/status/1738307957316534360?s=46

[obsidian stone]

WHO?

[silver arrow]

Can we just forfeit the rest of the season my god

[obsidian stone]

Lol

[obsidian stone]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_Talk_Sports/status/1738573850344886410?t=fHKuz5i79W6QomjR4V9dcg&s=19

[surreal hare]

Oh damn

[woeful topaz]

#1038875963125137509 message

figure it's just gonna be posted again

[next fulcrum]

😦

[woeful topaz]

lol

[surreal hare]

Whoa chargers

Well actually whoa bills

[sacred burrow]

Chargers got time

He's down imo

Given how the clock turned out it's absolutely better he was ruled down

Chargers got 31s

[stoic heath]

Making Bryce Young look like an NFL QB 💔

[muted mirage]

Jefferson boutta request that trade

[next fulcrum]

Mullens 4th int seals it!

[muted mirage]

What’s the deal with this next game?

Dolphins vs cowboys

Does it matter who wins

[pulsar ocean]

for us?

wym

[muted mirage]

Nah like, whoever wins this next game so they get the highest seed?

[pulsar ocean]

i mean miami is AFC dallas is NFC

so

idk lol

[surreal hare]

Ugh that guys head bounced like a ball

[pulsar ocean]

Yea

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/tsv__1/status/1739119055993442415?s=42

LMAOOOO

[surreal hare]

That game lol

[frail harness]

Seahawks won

Also 49ers-Ravens is gonna be a movie

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dammit-damn-damn-it-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-gif-19792726

[pulsar ocean]

LOLLLLLL

i love goal mics

[brazen anvil]

Lions are division champs baby!!!! Merry Christmas everyone! 🦁🎅🦁🎅🦁

[alpine grove]

Omggg this game is abt to be so hype

[sacred burrow]

Damnnn picked off

[alpine grove]

🌚

[mint edge]

System boy

[alpine grove]

Inshallah 0 catches for Deebo today, Purdy 3 picks

[sacred burrow]

Flowers yessir

Wtf

Lmaooo

[sacred burrow]

My goodness another pick @alpine grove

Purdy going down

[alpine grove]

Omggg let’s gooo

@sacred burrow I seriously got a solid chance I think

[sacred burrow]

I believe it

[alpine grove]

24.3 needed from Deebo/Purdy

Receivers get 1.0 for 15yds tho

[sacred burrow]

Dangerous still

[alpine grove]

Right

It has me dead even

At half

[sacred burrow]

Especially since it's kinda a stack

Purdy Deebo TD would end u

[alpine grove]

All it takes is one

[sacred burrow]

Yepp

[alpine grove]

I just hope it is all funneled to Kittle, CMC, Aiyuk

maybe another Purdy TO 😂

Flowers cooking for you btw

I think I’ll be seeing you next week 😤

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-think-gif-25131890

[sacred burrow]

He is cooking

98% win odds

[alpine grove]

Oh dang

Ravens tuddyyy

Let’s hope there’s more Purdy picks 💯

Deebo fumbles 💯

[sacred burrow]

Intercepted, but there's a flag

IT COUNTS

three interceptions

@alpine grove

[mint edge]

System booooooi

[alpine grove]

@sacred burrow LMAOOOOOO

[alpine grove]

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[olive knot]

they had this man as an mvp frontrunner

what happened to the game i love

[alpine grove]

It’s CMC 😤 or Lamar amiright

CMC for me

@olive knot

Had 13% odds coming into today

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[olive knot]

if tyreek got 2k he shouldve won it but hes not getting it anymore

[alpine grove]

Rightt that woulda been my pick

[olive knot]

two more purdy picks pls

[woeful topaz]

oh my god 3 picks?

[alpine grove]

@olive knot that drive might be a highlight play for his case

man took it upon himself, wowww

[olive knot]

its tough for me to say any player on the niners deserves mvp cause theyre such a complete team

but cmc would deserve it the most

[sacred burrow]

Another

Interception

@alpine grove

[frail harness]

and another one

[alpine grove]

BRO LMAOOOO

[frail harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[alpine grove]

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[mint edge]

S Y S T E M

[sacred burrow]

Looks like it might be a fumble by Patrick Queen tho

Ravens ball

[mint edge]

Purdy is such a team player that he absolutely shit the bed so CMC could become the MVP favorite

[sacred burrow]

FLOWERS

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-kill-me-spongebob-that-didnt-help-gif-13320179

[olive knot]

4 picks LMAOOOOOOO

cant wait for niner fans to dust off the concussion protocol excuse again

[pulsar ocean]

WHAT IS PURDY COOKIN

[alpine grove]

😂😂

@olive knot they need GEQBUS

https://tenor.com/view/sam-darnold-hi-hello-jets-football-gif-12536200

[olive knot]

geqbus supremacy 😤

[alpine grove]

Purdy 5th pick:

[alpine grove]

HE’S IN

cuz I think Purdy is shaken up

[sacred burrow]

Yea Purdy is playing fine now

Watch Darnold ball out now

[alpine grove]

my 🐐

[sacred burrow]

Aiyuk getting love now

[alpine grove]

lmao bro imagine if no Flowers TD

[sacred burrow]

Fr

[alpine grove]

You gonna be good tho

[olive knot]

brock purdy 🤝 dalvin cook
faking an injury when they play like shit

[sacred burrow]

If Aiyuk gets a TD then I can worry

[alpine grove]

Almost pickeddd

My 🐐 GEQBUS willed that ball to the floor

So that it doesn’t get picked

DART

GEQBUS MVP

[sacred burrow]

Let's goooo

Give me a Sam Darnold comeback

[olive knot]

brock purdy: 0 TDs
sam darnold: 1 TD

https://tenor.com/view/adam-gase-sam-darnold-jets-nyjets-new-york-jets-gif-15133340

[alpine grove]

My 🐐

Give him the MVP now

Fake interception btw, Darnold > Purdy still

[sacred burrow]

5 interceptions for the 9ers

Crazy

[frail harness]

Niners what happened?

[frail harness]

BGSU 😦

[frail harness]

Trash

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1740039796398100565?s=20

unfortunately for tommy devito you can't play a joe barry defense every week

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1740055253515706587?s=46

russ done

[pulsar ocean]

wild

[woeful topaz]

a football decision to play stidham over russ

okay

[pulsar ocean]

i mean like

theyd need some wild stuff

but i think they could still make post season

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1740121494343045508

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1740121494343045508

[woeful topaz]

oh this is a doozy

Sources to @BleacherReport
: The #Broncos threatened to bench Russell Wilson weeks ago if he didn’t remove his injury guarantees.

Russell Wilson’s benching by the Broncos today is solely financially related and has been in the works for weeks, per multiple sources with direct access to the situation.

The Broncos approached Wilson two days after their October 29 upset win over the Kansas City Chiefs and told him he would be made inactive for the rest of the season if he did not adjust his contract and defer the injury guarantee trigger date that he has for 2025. Wilson has $37 million in injury guarantees for 2025 that will become guaranteed no matter what on the fifth day of the 2024 league year in March.

At that time, Wilson was coming off a 3-touchdown game in the win over the Chiefs and was starting to experience the type of success he envisioned following a challenging first year in Denver. The threat however, “shocked him,” and the two sides got into a major dispute on how to proceed.

The issue remained, but the Broncos stuck with Wilson as the team strung together primetime wins over the Buffalo Bills and Minnesota Vikings, followed by another win over the Cleveland Browns, one of the league’s best defenses.

Wilson, 35, has started all 15 games this season and has completed 66.4 percent of his passes for 3,070 yards with 26 touchdowns and eight interceptions.

When the threat was made by the Broncos, the team, Wilson's camp, the NFLPA, and another unknown party were involved in negotiations that ended with no change in Wilson’s contract

And it all came crashing down today when Sean Payton and other top-level members of Denver’s organization decided to go ahead with the plan they’ve had for weeks.

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/DMRussini/status/1740167305580167556?s=20

and there we go

[sacred burrow]

Wtf is going on

He's been playing well how did he become the scapegoat

[surreal hare]

isn't he a personality pain in the ass tho

[woeful topaz]

yes

[woeful topaz]

payton orchestrating a trade for taysom as we speak

russ buys into his own hype way too much

[surreal hare]

yeah he's obnoxious

[frail harness]

why bench howell?

i thought he was good

[woeful topaz]

as far as i can tell howell sucks against every team except the eagles

but the eagles beat him anyway

[frail harness]

oh

He looked pretty good against us

[woeful topaz]

63% completion 19 td 17 ints passer rating of 80.5

[frail harness]

Oh yuck

He threw 312 and 3 tds against us

Damn

[woeful topaz]

he's 25th in passer rating
ridder, pickett, howell, dobbs, aoc, wilson

league leader in ints (allen next with 15)

[frail harness]

yuck

[woeful topaz]

been sacked 60 times

oh yeah that's the thing with him

[frail harness]

That O-line is ASS tbf

[woeful topaz]

he holds the ball for like 30 seconds

[frail harness]

You can’t blame every sack on the o-line but he dosent have a ton of time

[woeful topaz]

howell also got benched the past two games lemme see if i can see anything about the sacks

[frail harness]

Ok

[woeful topaz]

okay an article from about a month ago

On one hand, his offensive line isn't very good. The team has allowed 122 pressures this season — good for second-most in the NFL
the second-year quarterback has had an average time to throw of 2.77 seconds
Comparatively, Howell's time from the snap until the quarterback throws or pressure collapses the pocket — is tied for the third-fastest in the league at 2.1 seconds
Howell's sacks have occurred because he is holding onto the ball too long

[frail harness]

oh

[pulsar ocean]

based

[surreal hare]

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfloncbs/status/1740039397524009089?s=46&t=jWpdFAzovpIKgWIMetREVQ

[frail harness]

Lmfaooo that is fucking awful holy fuck

I only watched the Seahawks game and the 2 Eagles games so i thought he was good tbh

[woeful topaz]

lmao

[mint edge]

The Joe Flacco Renaissance is something

[woeful topaz]

nearly 300 yards in the half lmao

jets defense phoning it in since they're eliminated

and why not

[alpine grove]

he’s him actually

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/underdog__nfl/status/1740572431490924917

[frail harness]

Joe Flacco is him!?

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-would-seem-gif-18723492

[obsidian stone]

https://fxtwitter.com/jmproductionsyt/status/1740764341597806702?t=DJy8TA8SVafOgvkbfgBtww&s=19

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/bluebloodsbias/status/1740891961052275122?s=46

[surreal hare]

But they didn’t put the THE in front of Ohio state

What

Is

That

Make

It

Stop

[woeful topaz]

i agree, too much in gif form

[pulsar ocean]

hu

[obsidian stone]

cowboys or lions

[sacred burrow]

Lions

[obsidian stone]

wow

only u and a old bald white dude think so

[alpine grove]

hopefully nothing goes to Sam LaPorta

Inshallah

CeeDee Lamb scary tho @sacred burrow

[sacred burrow]

I believe since LaPorta was bad last game

Today must be a great game

I believe 20fpts+

For both of em cmon now

Tho I might miss the first few min for pistons history

[alpine grove]

Plz noooo

[sacred burrow]

Sacked out of ran he

[alpine grove]

Plz funnel everything through ASB

[sacred burrow]

Range

[alpine grove]

And through Ferguson/Cooks on other side

😹

If CeeDee ends up with less than 20, I’ll consider it a win.. doubt it tho

[sacred burrow]

He will get his but please I need LaPorta to actually do something

The one look he had got batted down at the line

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-funny-party-excited-gif-15025902

me seeing Njoku on bench

bro I’m gonna miss the 3pm slate tmrw

Wait wtf, all my players play 12:00

😂😂

[obsidian stone]

holy shit

what a bomb

92 yds

[alpine grove]

To WHO

[sacred burrow]

CD

[obsidian stone]

cd

[sacred burrow]

LAMB

[alpine grove]

Oh fuck

[sacred burrow]

MONSTER

[alpine grove]

😭😭😭😭

GGs lmaooo

CeeDee finna get 50

[sacred burrow]

Welp he's at 20

[alpine grove]

Just what I was worried abt

One play 😭😭

[sacred burrow]

Now please LaPorta

Catch the ball

[alpine grove]

LaPorta fumble 🙏🏽

[sacred burrow]

LaPorta 93yd TD to beat out Lamb

[alpine grove]

😭😭😭

https://tenor.com/view/burger-gif-8448390

Me getting Aubrey XP after that

https://tenor.com/view/king-neptune-krabby-patty-again-more-gif-27267762

This episode

[sacred burrow]

Rahhhh LaPorta

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-abby-dunn-fbi-most-wanted-shouting-yelling-gif-25900296

[sacred burrow]

Fuck u CD

Should've been a TD instead a fumble lol

[alpine grove]

fr?!

[sacred burrow]

Yea he fumbled through the end zone so touchback

[sacred burrow]

Now LaPorta just dropped a catch

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-falling-apart-ricardo-salusse-all-star-shore-s1e6-they-break-into-pieces-gif-26263660

[alpine grove]

Man I caught a big break there holy shit

on the CD thing

can’t catch this game 💔

[sacred burrow]

That's a big swing of points

From that fumble to this LaPorta drop

Fake punt

Lions convert

Offense is staying out no Bagley points here

Aw man

[alpine grove]

🕺🏽

[sacred burrow]

Causal 25pt half for CD

Picking up LaPortas slack

[sacred burrow]

Bro Dan Campbell cannot just let Bagley kick FGs

Pls give me a LaPorta TD

Yess Bagley kick attempt let's goo

[alpine grove]

@sacred burrow just checked back in

so Cooks got a TD huh, phew

[sacred burrow]

CD is picking up for LaPorta so I'm content

[alpine grove]

Me too

it evens out

now plz no LaPorta TD

we need some Amon-Ra plays

[sacred burrow]

A few more LaPorta points would be

I think he should get a catch or two here

[alpine grove]

I think of it as: CD and LaPorta combined for 39 so far

[sacred burrow]

Yep

That's good

[alpine grove]

So it’s not as bad as it coulda been for me

Cuz LaPorta coulda had like 16

Plz give Amon-Ra pts I beg

[sacred burrow]

7 targets 3 catches 19yds 😭

[alpine grove]

😭

tmrw is gonna be wild, it’s crazy that almost all our major players ALL play at 12:00

Seahawks and AJones only ones not for 12:00

[sacred burrow]

Lions 3 and out

Pain

And now Cowboys should be running higher

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽

run to the 38 and kick a 55YD FG

that boy Maher don’t miss

[sacred burrow]

I just hope the matchup isn't over after the 12:00 games I want competitive down to the last minute Aaron jones stuff

[alpine grove]

my heart 😂💔

[sacred burrow]

That's my goal lol

[alpine grove]

I hope it’s over 😹

[sacred burrow]

I'd be pretty disappointed if it ended by the noon games

[alpine grove]

by 3PM 🙏🏽😅

[alpine grove]

I think it’s gonna be close

It’s really a crapshoot who wins this one, gonna come down to individual performances

[sacred burrow]

I have an excess of talent, got Mixon Achane and Flowers sitting on the bench

[alpine grove]

haha

that is a nice bench

That was me in the season when I had to bench 2 of Puka, Mondre, Javonte, Deebo weekly 😭

[sacred burrow]

I was considering Mixon or Elliot for the spot imma go with Elliot since I think he has a higher ceiling

[alpine grove]

I know abt Zappe checkdowns all too well

[sacred burrow]

Yes I need it

[alpine grove]

Used to feed my StevenSZN

😢

I’ve had Mondre every year since I’ve played fantasy, favorite player fr lol

[sacred burrow]

Niceeee Lamb

[alpine grove]

Another CeeDee

[sacred burrow]

22yd catch

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[alpine grove]

Maher kick to even it out

[sacred burrow]

And now a nice lil 5yd run lol

[sacred burrow]

After a CD Td hell yea

[alpine grove]

nooo 50YD FG plz

[sacred burrow]

This gonna be a high scoring championship fr

Both teams proj 150+

[alpine grove]

For real, a fitting final week

[sacred burrow]

It'd be a 60yd FG from here

[alpine grove]

Let Aubrey cook

[sacred burrow]

Sackeddd

Lowkey let's go

Out of FG range

[alpine grove]

Nooo 😭

[sacred burrow]

Now Lions LaPorta time

Scoring is done for the game now except LaPorta

[alpine grove]

Can he ever pass to Amon-Ra

[sacred burrow]

Rahhhh LaPorta

15yd catch

INTERCEPTED

[alpine grove]

wait really

I sent that for LaPorta catch

[sacred burrow]

What a pick my goodness

[alpine grove]

will I get a kick

😭🙏🏽

[sacred burrow]

Potentially yea

Depends if the lions can stop em from picking up downs

[alpine grove]

Plz lions

sack them to push to 35yd line

Or negative yard rush

https://tenor.com/view/dead-inside-dying-shot-head-gif-13102021

More CeeDee

[sacred burrow]

CD points wooooohooooo

40fpts

[alpine grove]

Plz kick plz kick

[sacred burrow]

When Prescott launched that I thought it was going to cd

Game ain't over lowkey

[alpine grove]

plz kick

[sacred burrow]

Lions gonna get this to OT for more points

[alpine grove]

😂😭🙏🏽

[sacred burrow]

Looks like it'll be a kick

[alpine grove]

alhamdulillah

[sacred burrow]

Lions gonna get the ball for a last chance drive

LaPorta points incoming

[alpine grove]

Amon-Ra only plz

It’s like he disappeared

[sacred burrow]

Offense on the field

[alpine grove]

Trying to draw obv

[sacred burrow]

Yea

FG unit now

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

He gon miss now

[sacred burrow]

Imagine

First miss

[alpine grove]

bro I disrespect him so much

I always call him Maher

accidentally

[sacred burrow]

He's so good

His first year and not a single miss

[alpine grove]

the 🐐

now take me home buddy

get the kick

Not watching so jus hoping haha

[sacred burrow]

Made it

[alpine grove]

🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

[sacred burrow]

Alright Lions time

LaPorta gonna get a 30yd catch to offset that

[alpine grove]

Amon-Ra 70yd TD plz

[sacred burrow]

La Porta 10yd catch

[alpine grove]

where is AMON RA DAWG

[sacred burrow]

AND NOW A NOTHER CATCH

[alpine grove]

noooo

[sacred burrow]

LaPORTA

Woooohooo

LaPorta at 12.9 now

Both teams proj 160+ now

[alpine grove]

it’s Joever

This dude doesn’t know who Amon-Ra is

[sacred burrow]

There's Amon

[alpine grove]

need him in the ENDZONE

😭

[sacred burrow]

Incomplete to Amon

Yessss LaPorta

Another solid gain

He's coming alive

[alpine grove]

ok it’s over dude

GG

😭

[sacred burrow]

Cmon now sleeper has it at 50/50

Thank god I got back to here

[alpine grove]

my guys gonna sell I alr know

[sacred burrow]

CD and LaPorta game alive

[alpine grove]

LaPorta TD coming too

So

[sacred burrow]

TD AMON

[alpine grove]

WAIT FR

[sacred burrow]

WHAT A DRIVE

Yes

[alpine grove]

MIRACLES ON ME

[sacred burrow]

They r going for two

Wtf

[alpine grove]

AYYYYOOOO

YES END THE GAME

😭😂

[sacred burrow]

No Bag points or any extra points

[alpine grove]

omg lmk what happens

[sacred burrow]

Rippp

Timeout

[alpine grove]

plz end the game

[sacred burrow]

A LINEMAN CAUGHT IT

THEY GOT IT

[alpine grove]

WOW

[sacred burrow]

Taylor Decker CATCH

[alpine grove]

😭😭😭😭

[sacred burrow]

Lions Hail Mary to CD incoming

[alpine grove]

At least this ends the game

[sacred burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-game6-miami-heat-gif-16098081

[alpine grove]

Oh lawd

[sacred burrow]

Flag

Multiple of them

Goff seems to be arguing a little

OFFENSIVE PEN

[alpine grove]

doesn’t count ?!

[sacred burrow]

Yea it doesn't count

[alpine grove]

wish I didn’t miss this one wow

[sacred burrow]

So is that a replay

[alpine grove]

this is an all timer

😭

[sacred burrow]

Cuz then they should go for the XP

[alpine grove]

1 more for you haha

[sacred burrow]

Lots of arguing by Dan

Something about the lineman not reporting as a catcher?

[alpine grove]

Wowww

[sacred burrow]

They r still going for it???

[alpine grove]

I had that happen to me in Madden

[sacred burrow]

From the 7

????

[alpine grove]

I passed into the endzone to a lineman

[sacred burrow]

No way

[alpine grove]

They said no play

[sacred burrow]

There's a flag

[alpine grove]

no way they doing that

😭

[sacred burrow]

It's intercepted but Parsons false started I think

So it should be moved back to the 2

What is going on bruh please Dan kick the kick

[alpine grove]

I love how you have live commented this game to me, it’s been nice 😂

[sacred burrow]

It's at the 4

Cuz it's halfway to the line

Going for it

[alpine grove]

pass to Amon-Ra

[sacred burrow]

DROPPED

COWBOYS WIN

[alpine grove]

ILL TAKE IT

GAME ENDS

🙏🏽

[sacred burrow]

It was going to James Mitchell who dropped it, tho I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have gotten in anyways

Bad throw

[alpine grove]

shoulda been in no one else’s hands besides 14 😤

[sacred burrow]

Man that's crazy to go for it on the 7

Gutsy ass call

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/amon-ra-st-brown-amon-ra-st-brown-gif-26745129

[alpine grove]

For real

never seen that wtf

[sacred burrow]

What a finish tho excellent game

[alpine grove]

and now we at 50-50

insaneeee

0.15 difference 😭

[sacred burrow]

Sleeper has the difference at 0.15

Yea

LaPorta got feddd on that drive

Cannot complain

[alpine grove]

I just know someone gonna sell me

yea that was big time

[woeful topaz]

holy hell

[alpine grove]

big benefit in yahoo league, up to 57%

[sacred burrow]

Onside kick caught by CD lamb

Rahh

[alpine grove]

at least it’s not extra pts 💀💀

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/Phil_Friend/status/1741312121659334715

[mint edge]

Never in doubt

We dem boys

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1741468765877936424?s=46&t=iM8nYxM2cxG4Txwyr32Txw

the waltons when they realize they screwed over a rich guy instead of someone making minimum wage

[woeful topaz]

lamar winning mvp today

[obsidian stone]

Why would the ravens honor Ray Rice

Just abolish the NFL tbh

[woeful topaz]

massive shittiness aside he does a lot for the community in baltimore

at least that's what i heard

"He was also consistently in the community, giving back. Importantly, after Ray's incident he owned it. On his own accord, Ray undertook critical work within himself and to bring awareness to and educate others on domestic violence," Ravens president Sashi Brown said. "Nothing will change his past or make it right, but Ray's work has allowed him to atone for his actions and rebuild relationships personally and professionally, including with the Ravens."

Since then, Rice has been involved in domestic violence awareness groups

that's what the ravens said at least

[surreal hare]

yeah i saw that he's learned and atoned or whatever

[obsidian stone]

He should be in jail

[surreal hare]

the thing i remember most about that is people were fucking dressing up as him and his wife for halloween

and anyone wonders why i'm the eternal shriek about this

[woeful topaz]

jesus christ

[woeful topaz]

yeah or at least should have been in jail

[obsidian stone]

He can learn and atone... In jail

[woeful topaz]

oh my god

1. yeah lamar winning mvp
2. holy shit the eagles are about to lose to the cards
3. bears keeping fields?

[smoky bough]

@acoustic pilot why is the eagles so dogshit lately

[acoustic pilot]

Defense is trash

[smoky bough]

Shits gotta be embarassing af

[acoustic pilot]

It's not

I'm waiting for some firings 😌

[woeful topaz]

you know shit's bad when matt patricia is being promoted midseason

[mint edge]

Eagles getting exposed hard

Their defense is Swiss cheese and they have a nonexistent run game

[next fulcrum]

Carolina’s powerhouse offense only put up 0 points today

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/kahuna_med/status/1741580123327869157/

[acoustic pilot]

They actually do have a run game. Swift has over 1k yards

And considering they never run the ball, I believe he'd have about 12-1300 if they did

[woeful topaz]

for some reason the playsheet just says qb draw 40 different times

top OL, great weapons? better run hurts up the middle 😔

[acoustic pilot]

Who cares if it's 1st and 20?! QB Draw ALWAYS works.

And if it doesn't just do it on 2nd and 20 too!!

[woeful topaz]

he saw us all laughing at the giants run a qb sneak on 3rd and 9 a year or two ago

thought "damn thats smart"

[frail harness]

Eagles yeah

Whats going on

[sturdy wagon]

Tyreek Hill and Ray Lewis should be too

NFL players get away with a lot it's gross

[surreal hare]

Yup

[woeful topaz]

steelers ravens a stupid game to put there

should have been seahawks cards

[alpine grove]

Still a divisional game and Steelers possible playoff hopes on the line right?

[woeful topaz]

i suppose, but the ravens clinched the 1 so steelers might be playing backups

[alpine grove]

Oh you’re right

I woulda preferred it be Packers 😂

[next fulcrum]

Badgers 👀

[obsidian stone]

INT

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-mordecai-shrug-well-gif-22753792

[woeful topaz]

almost time for michigan 🙏

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/its-fucking-embarrassing-coach-letterkenny-gif-23816783

[sturdy wagon]

Oline couldn't block for the last 3 straight plays

[sleek sleet]

Let’s go blue

Beat Bama

[woeful topaz]

LETS GOOO

W BAND

[sacred burrow]

Let's gooo Michigan

[chrome umbra]

Wtf

[sacred burrow]

Holy

[chrome umbra]

Bless the refs

[sacred burrow]

That Michigan sideline lost all hype

Review

[chrome umbra]

Lucky

[sleek sleet]

We are so unclutch

[woeful topaz]

thank god

[sacred burrow]

Michigan looked pretty sad there

[sleek sleet]

Okay defense

[chrome umbra]

[sleek sleet]

Let’s send offense back a decade

[sacred burrow]

Wow

That looked awesome

[sleek sleet]

We are so unclutch

[chrome umbra]

Bruh

[sacred burrow]

This is the game of all time

[woeful topaz]

the NCAA when the 18-22 year olds that haven't played football in a month are sloppy

https://tenor.com/view/oopsies-ohno-gif-25793283

[sleek sleet]

Nah this is just the annual Michigan collapse game

[woeful topaz]

get it out of the way january 1st, genius

[sleek sleet]

Being a Michigan football fan is like being a James Harden fan

[chrome umbra]

!lfg

[thorny yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232241590037381120/865023801033097216/1624558896679.gif

[sleek sleet]

Okay, we aren’t having a full on Georgia

[woeful topaz]

corum remembered there was a game today

[sleek sleet]

Just keep winning in the trenches

Yeah that’s textbook running into the kicker. Thanks refs

Michigan get out of your own way

[sacred burrow]

This defense is insane

[woeful topaz]

30 sack game for sure

[sleek sleet]

Just need JJ to stop sucking

[sacred burrow]

Pfft that was a throw

And that catch by JJ

Alabama looks completely stuck LETS GO MICHIGAN

[woeful topaz]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

!lfg

[thorny yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232241590037381120/865023801033097216/1624558896679.gif

[sleek sleet]

Holy fuck our special teams

That’s 3 special teams blunders in a single half

[sleek sleet]

Gotta keep the pressure up with a three and out

[sacred burrow]

Alabama is choking

[sleek sleet]

Come on refs that’s a catch

[frail harness]

What a boring game I’m not watching I could not stomach Kirb Hirbstreit fawning over Alabama but I did just see the score on ESPN app. What a boring game. Wonder what a Rodemaker led FSU offense would be doing with no defense opt outs to Michigan right now. But I guess we’ll never know because FSU Got Screwed.

[pulsar ocean]

I dont think you can rightfully call it a boring game if you aint been watching

[frail harness]

Score wise in my opinion

[pulsar ocean]

Welcome to the B1G

[sleek sleet]

Finally a not terrible punt

[frail harness]

Yeah hopefully. Well at least it’s a 12 team playoff. Hopefully they do top 12 or top 3/4 from each conference for this and get rid of these ridiculous standards like SOS, eye test, injury, etc! Abolish the committee get rid of these ridiculous standards! That’s what I want.

[pulsar ocean]

it looked kinda jank off the foot tbh lol

[pulsar ocean]

I mean I'm gonna be honest

ive thought about this

and like

Idk how well a non committee playoffs would work

I dont love it

but just with how many teams theyre are in CFB

I dont know how you can make set standards to make the playoffs well still being fair

Like you cant just have records cause otherwise some MAC school that went 12 - 1 is gonna match Bama

I dont love the committee but I think just with the way CFB works it is the best option available that has the minimal amount of damages to most people

I do think FSU shouldve made it but I dont think its quite cause to abolish

And I mean they obviously werent entirely incorrect in keeping FSU out of the post as shown by Georgia

[frail harness]

Whether we were scrubbed or not the committee was going away. This just made me hate the era of it for good. Talk about a bad way for them to end their era

[sacred burrow]

This game is pretty entertaining it's a good matchup

[frail harness]

All the opt outs and transfers

[sleek sleet]

The Bama punter is destroying my our punter. This does not reflect well on the big 10’s reputation

[frail harness]

I hope Texas wins it all and beats Alabama again! I also like Texas. I may not necessarily be watching but that the team I want to win this year. Hook’Em Horns!

That is if Alabama advances if not I still hope Texas wins it all

[sleek sleet]

Another bad punt

[frail harness]

Tough

TD Alabama

[sleek sleet]

Need a response immediately

This drive

[frail harness]

And that did not happen

[sleek sleet]

Well… here we are yet again

What a play!

[sacred burrow]

Michigan balllllll

[sleek sleet]

Michigan special teams still a mess

[frail harness]

He missed it!

[sleek sleet]

Muffed punt, muffed extra point, losing a punt battle until they got the short field, missed field goal. That’s the game

[sacred burrow]

Man Michigan was playing well defensively and had some offense that first half

Now everything has fallen

[sleek sleet]

Saban Won the adjustments

[frail harness]

Now or never

[sacred burrow]

That purple sky is gorgeous

The rose bowl always looks so good

[frail harness]

Good drive

[sleek sleet]

After all this it’s tied

[sacred burrow]

Roman Wilson more then made up for that block in three back

Great drive

[frail harness]

Wow

[sleek sleet]

Holy fuck special teams

[frail harness]

That was so close

Overtime it is

[next fulcrum]

WTF

[sleek sleet]

WTF?

[frail harness]

Very lucky

[sleek sleet]

Well Michigan has done everything in its power to lose this football game

Corum!

Okay defense please please please

[next fulcrum]

Corum is pretty good at this football thing

[frail harness]

Anxiety all time high

[sleek sleet]

And it’s a low snap!

[frail harness]

Good game

[pulsar ocean]

B1G DUBBY

[sleek sleet]

An entire game decided by multiple bad snaps both ways

Appreciate your centers and long snappers

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/michigan-football-michigan-football-coach-michigan-football-coach-crying-coach-crying-this-is-for-you-gif-3640966915695453267

[sleek sleet]

Nah Blake is the offensive player of the game

[sacred burrow]

If Greenbay loses a running back let's go for Corum

I've seen enough he's a dog

[frail harness]

Well I guess I change my mind I guess now that the team that FSU got screwed for is out I’ll watch and root for my second team. Might as well. Hook’Em Horns!

(Actually before my Cousin went to FSU and I became Noles fan, Texas was my dream school of choice to attend). So I like them both). So I’d like them to go all the way.

Hook’Em Horns!

[pulsar ocean]

brotha how many sports fits u got

[frail harness]

Lol I like my teams

[sleek sleet]

Wow Texas just imploding

[frail harness]

Yeah looks like I’m going 2/2 in CFP. Team 1 screwed over. Team 2 imploding in the second half.

key word, LOOKS LIKE! HOOK’EM HORNS!!!!

After that no defense just nonexistent

What as dumb decision they should have gone for the 4th down conversion in my opinion. Dumb decision by Longhorns coach

[sacred burrow]

If they got the TD they'd have to onside anyways

But with less time

Washington had this one either way

[frail harness]

Touchdown, 2 point conversion…?

[sacred burrow]

Still have to onside

It would've been 37-36 Washington

[sleek sleet]

And now this is somehow not over

[sacred burrow]

I really hope Texas makes it interesting

[sleek sleet]

Omg Washington about to fuck everything up

[sacred burrow]

What is going on

[frail harness]

By ugly circumstances but yes. Condolences to the Washington player

That said come on Texas!!!!!

[sacred burrow]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[sleek sleet]

Holy fuck

Texas miracle

[sacred burrow]

Holy shit lmao he sent a moon shot to the end zone

Cmonnn Texas

[sleek sleet]

Cooking

[sacred burrow]

Wow

I think that's a catch

Ehhh

Maybe nvm

[sleek sleet]

This is becoming a football game of all time

[sacred burrow]

That's close

[sleek sleet]

I think that’s a catch

[sacred burrow]

I hope it stands

Standa

Let's goooo

[sleek sleet]

What was that play all???

[sacred burrow]

One. More. Play

[sleek sleet]

One more shot

[sacred burrow]

Uhhh

I feel like there should be time left

[sleek sleet]

One second

[sacred burrow]

The 1sec miracle is incoming

Game

[sleek sleet]

Washington.

Hangs on

[sacred burrow]

Gimme Michigan in the championship

[sleek sleet]

What a play by the CB

Safety

Whatever he is

[sacred burrow]

Surprised that even ended up in a fun way

Good stuff

[frail harness]

But Texas is back and hopefully in the 12 team non committee era (hopefully) see more of them! And FSU! Hook’Em Horns and Go Noles!!!! Til then Go Washington cause I’m sure as heck not cheering for sign stealers!

[next fulcrum]

GO HUSKIES

I fell asleep before the end lol

B1G playoff sweep

[mint edge]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1742266528605589969?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/tompelissero/status/1742266528605589969

[mint edge]

“Dynamic playmaker has fresh legs after minimal usage”

[alpine grove]

Lmaoooo

[woeful topaz]

it's like a pet shelter blurb lmao

[muted mirage]

Never thought I’d wake up to 2024 news abt Aaron Rogers arguing with Kimmel

[surreal hare]

Really?

Cause I did

[smoky bough]

Who woulda thought 😂

[surreal hare]

Or something similar

[smoky bough]

Its with jimmy kimmel that makes it surprisinf

[surreal hare]

I mean I don’t know why rodgers picked Kimmel but they are both in two very distinct camps of ppl

Antivaxx nuts and then liberal celebrities who speak out against antivaxx nuts

[next fulcrum]

Rodgers just bitter that the 2003-2004 Cal teams never got the chance to play in the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl

[torpid rose]

lions fan checking in good luck agasint the bears!

[olive knot]

boat pic part 2 incoming

[silver arrow]

Did bro forget what he put us through

[woeful topaz]

this has to be fake right

[mint edge]

https://x.com/lasvegaslocally/status/1742670392849060162?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/lasvegaslocally/status/1742670392849060162

[mint edge]

Jerry Jones gotta pull some strings and get this man a helmet

Prime Dawkins sitting in a cell

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1742716738851017138?s=20

[smoky bough]

Dalvin Cok is a Raven

[woeful topaz]

https://www.bostonherald.com/2024/01/04/inside-the-patriots-fall-to-rock-bottom-in-the-bill-belichick-era/

belichick wanted to keep patricia as OC lmfao

"A year ago, such disaster caused Kraft to push for coaching changes, which led to the re-hiring of ex-Patriots assistant Bill O’Brien last January. Belichick, according to sources, preferred to keep Patricia and grow together. Instead, Belichick relented, and O’Brien returned as offensive coordinator."

[woeful topaz]

watt down

[surreal hare]

https://fixupx.com/jjwatt/status/1743779886802600366?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[obsidian stone]

jj?

or tj

wut

is there a football game today wtf

[surreal hare]

I have no@idea I just opened bird app and saw that

[obsidian stone]

what happened

[smoky bough]

Tj grade 3 mcl speain

[obsidian stone]

damn

[woeful topaz]

lol

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1743807038101074019?s=46

[obsidian stone]

wow

somethin id do in madden

[sacred burrow]

whatr the implications of this game

[alpine grove]

Win and in

lose and out

[sacred burrow]

for both teams?

[alpine grove]

Yup

[sacred burrow]

bet, imma tune in

go texans

[alpine grove]

Such a close oneeee

Can’t believe Fairbairn missed XP bruh

[sacred burrow]

This is certainly a football game

JT is moving

[alpine grove]

nailbiterrr

cmon Texans

[smoky bough]

AHH 4th and 1????

[sacred burrow]

HAHAHA

THAT WAS CRAZY

[olive knot]

smhhhh

[sacred burrow]

Bad throw, and then just not a good catch

Just bad

Bad

Good play tho

Feels fucking good for the Texans

After they lost Watson I thought they'd be eternally shit for a few szns

[olive knot]

minshew mania was supposed to lead them to the sb

same but they nailed this draft

[sacred burrow]

And Nico went from up and coming maybe they have something there, to 1000yd guy

Good stuff from them

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/bleacherreport/status/1743848564370124989?s=46

[alpine grove]

nearly 1300yds, cookingggg

[sacred burrow]

hey

indy miracle 1s left

trust

[olive knot]

lol the harbaugh play

[sacred burrow]

not even close

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/texans-stroud-dell-gif-2136902875012546174

Stroud Love SB, talk soon

😹

[olive knot]

demeco coty?

[acoustic pilot]

It'll be Campbell

[alpine grove]

hmmm looks like odds have it as Stefanski being heavy favorite?

DeMeco 2nd, followed by Steichen (RIP that after today)
And then Campbell at 4th, but I imagine 3rd best odds after today

[olive knot]

Stefanski makes sense actually

I love Campbell but he’s buff brandon staley when it comes to game management

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/austinplanet/status/1743852451277443416?s=46

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1743852406910165250?s=46

[sacred burrow]

any important noon games rn

[woeful topaz]

if the jags lose the texans win the AFCS
packers fans want the saints and/or bucs to lose i believe?

bout it

[sacred burrow]

so nothing like texans colts

imma tune in later to some of em

[pulsar ocean]

Vikings, Seahawks, and Bucs/Saints loses are what we want

other then that nothing matters

[sacred burrow]

seems like the vikqueens have already lost

[woeful topaz]

yeah the kneecap biters aren't gonna let up just because they're up 14-0

lmao redzone literally just said "dan campbell says "we're keeping the gas pedal down""

[sacred burrow]

itd be slightly sad if we got into the playoffs after loosing

like woohoo but, im tryna beat the bears

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/just-win-baby-al-davis-just-win-win-baby-gif-15011558

[pulsar ocean]

tbh it would be kinda funny

bears get to think they do something but we still make the post with a losing record

[sacred burrow]

We need the momentum anyways for any chance in the playoffs

I think we are dangerous, can upset anybody we play, but also lose by 20

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/statmuse/status/1744081037129384398?s=46

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1744082961547350318?s=20

goddamn it

[olive knot]

ofc the one year i pick him in fantasy

[woeful topaz]

hope he's okay for next week

unless they play the packers and then i want him okay for like two days later

[mint edge]

Kevin Harlan the goat

[alpine grove]

So hype

[woeful topaz]

i'm so sad the jags just got that pick

[mint edge]

And gives the color commentator room to speak in between plays

[alpine grove]

why are refs helping Jags 💀

Ok they made up for it

[mint edge]

Trying to make T Law look good

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/stroudroty/status/1744088326510907488

texans fans cooking today

https://fxtwitter.com/UberHansen/status/1744077035364823502?s=20

trevor slander actually hilarious

because it's... not really slander

[mint edge]

He thought he was in Space Jam

[woeful topaz]

lmfao

baker wins the division

falcons need 18 points unanswered in the next 9 minutes to win the game

correction

25

[mint edge]

https://x.com/flowsandolini/status/1744095731672068247?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[modest quail]

https://fxtwitter.com/flowsandolini/status/1744095731672068247

[mint edge]

They really thought this would work

He jumped 3 yards out

Season on the line and the play is a beat up T Law jumping 9 feet over the linemen

Somehow Jags are still alive

Wooooah

Missed a wide open Ridley

[woeful topaz]

mid throw, mid catch attempt

[alpine grove]

That was game

Ridley play was all the marbles

Describes the Jags season haha

[olive knot]

3 straight godawful tlaw passes to end their season

[obsidian stone]

Like the badger game

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/statmuse/status/1744101770547101871?s=46

[woeful topaz]

demeco COTY?

[alpine grove]

This might put him over the hump

The odds after last night had shortened in his favor

[woeful topaz]

2nd overall to the division winner

[alpine grove]

so I think he should win tbh

[woeful topaz]

build lovie smith a statue

if the texans had picked bryce this would be a MUCH different and worse season

[alpine grove]

https://fixupx.com/statmuse/status/1744104196494737471?s=46

[obsidian stone]

Last year he was savior of my team

This year he was whatever the opposite of savior is

[smoky bough]

breece had 37 carries jesus

they tryna end him or sum?

[alpine grove]

he’s himothy

[woeful topaz]

that's so funny lmfao

"that's not who we are" man this is the NFL if you want a mercy rule go coach high school

[olive knot]

that bum arthur smith shoulve been pissed at his defense for letting them be at the 1 yd line to begin with lol

[obsidian stone]

If u don't want em to score you stop em

[woeful topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1744106531027665327?s=20