🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[alpine grove]

Let Purdy cook

[olive knot]

loooool

[silver arrow]

Worst organization in football

[olive knot]

im so sorry

we're all going through it today

[woeful topaz]

holy SHIT the giants

[zealous osprey]

fields led a good touchdown drive though but also had an awful one from what i heard. shouldn't be seeing this inconsistency from a properly developed qb

kinda dont want to watch the game play by play but i will at some point this week

[muted valley]

Even though the texans lost I'm not even that upset, we have a franchise qb

[zealous osprey]

hopefully coaching doesn't ruin him

[silver arrow]

I literally have nothing to look forward to in terms of this pathetic franchise

[zealous osprey]

texans have bright future

[muted valley]

The way he's playing rn with the current o line

He's going to look so much better when the o line becomes healthy

[zealous osprey]

for a rookie stroud is looking nasty

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-23023439

[zealous osprey]

at least dj moore got targets 💀

[muted valley]

Nico collins having a breakout season

7/147/1

[zealous osprey]

Kirk cousins too

[muted valley]

Lol

Defense sucks

[zealous osprey]

oline too

and his receivers constantly dropped passes thursday night

[muted valley]

Besides jjetas?

[zealous osprey]

ye besides jjetas and hock

[silver arrow]

ITS A MIRACLE

WE ACTUALLY

PUT POINTS ON THE BOARD

I DIDNT THINK I WOULD SEE THE DAY

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https://tenor.com/view/saquon-barkley-gif-18593354

[silver arrow]

SAQUON MF BARKELEY

[acoustic pilot]

The Cardinals are absolute garbage. Lmao

[mint edge]

50 year old Duane Brown trying to stop Parsons

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-scared-hands-shaking-shivering-gif-18714091

[silver arrow]

DANIEL MF JONES

[muted valley]

Tie now

[silver arrow]

FUCK THEY TALKING BOUTTTT

[acoustic pilot]

Can't rely on the Cardinals for nothing

Making Daniel Jones look competent

CLEARLY can't rely on Denver either

Or the Jets

[woeful topaz]

the poverty cardinals aren't even the first result when i tried to google the game 😭

[woeful topaz]

commanders up 😤

the niners are only up by 7 rn which is arguably more surprising than the cardinals blowing a 20-0 lead

[mint edge]

With their abysmal football team and somehow worse state education ranking, is Arizona the worst state?

[acoustic pilot]

Mississippi still exists

[woeful topaz]

arizona is the worst state, tied with about 30 other states

[acoustic pilot]

The NFC East is clearly once again the best division in football

[woeful topaz]

it always is tbh

even when every team was like 6-10

[silver arrow]

THE NEW YORK GIANTS TAKE THE LEAD

[mint edge]

Fraudgers was always gonna die behind this jets o line

[silver arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gano-graham-giants-football-kicker-gif-23116179

https://tenor.com/view/giants-giants-football-new-york-giants-new-york-nyg-gif-23253130

[zealous osprey]

Jets oline is actually above average

Its just micah

[muted valley]

@silver arrow apologize

Denver hail mary

Omg

[mint edge]

HOLY

[muted valley]

Damn

DPI?

[mint edge]

Could have been

[muted valley]

Stroud best OSU QB

So happy

A way more polished passer than fields

[alpine grove]

YALL SEE THAT PLAY LOL

amazing

Hopefully a first down

[mint edge]

Def got it

[alpine grove]

Man I hope so

[mint edge]

Thicc boi got up too

[alpine grove]

I hope we get OT

They saying it can be short I hope not

Oh no ugh

Smh

What a great play wasted

[mint edge]

There’s need to a coolness rule

If a play is cool enough it stands

[alpine grove]

Factsss

[mint edge]

A fat boi did a leaping twisting catch and you’re gonna call it an inch short

[alpine grove]

smhhhh

[acoustic pilot]

Lmao

I love that the Pats dynasty is over

[zealous osprey]

Bears on pace for 8.5 sacks this season 🗣️

[alpine grove]

[sacred burrow]

Love is on track for 51 TDs right

[alpine grove]

Yup 👀

[sacred burrow]

But only like 2600 yds lol

[alpine grove]

and Puka gonna break the Waddle record 🙏🏽

[sacred burrow]

Even less I think then 2600

2500yd 50td 0int incoming

[zealous osprey]

Bears on pace for caleb williams 🗣️

[alpine grove]

Gonna miss out last second

[zealous osprey]

(His career is already ruined)

[sacred burrow]

That's a good prize

[alpine grove]

Cardinals gonna beat them

[zealous osprey]

For the packers yes

[sacred burrow]

We don't need caleb, if we do suck tho I wouldn't be mad

Especially if Love plays well

[alpine grove]

Yea I don’t think we gonna tank

[sacred burrow]

Tho I don't expect to suck If Love plays well

[alpine grove]

9-8 on the cards boys

[sacred burrow]

I think he's 4th in QBR rn lol

[zealous osprey]

Waiting for the day virginia sells the team. Fields isnt the problem and is far from it. The bears drafting another qb just continues the sequence

[sacred burrow]

I was looking at our schedule and it looks very favorable

[zealous osprey]

Ill be impressed if the packers make the playoffs but i can totally see it

If the vikings keep sucking

[sacred burrow]

It's still the Lions to lose imo

They should be first

But anything can happen

It's the Lions

[alpine grove]

If we won today tho woulda been nice

Bigger lead

[zealous osprey]

I think the last time they won the division the bucs were in our division

[alpine grove]

[olive knot]

lions defense is still incredibly bad

not expecting a playoff spot but if we got one that'd be cool

[alpine grove]

Packers are winning da division

[zealous osprey]

I disagree

[alpine grove]

We going to da supaaa bowllll yurrrr

[zealous osprey]

I wouldn’t say the lions defense is horrendous. There are far worse defenses. They have a super young defense so they gonna mess up, but they are showing a ton of potential and i think they’ll develop into a serviceable and possibly an above average defense

[olive knot]

their pass rush is inconsistent at best, and their secondary isnt equipped enough to handle that

[alpine grove]

Jordan Lova 50 TD

[olive knot]

if they can get that fixed then maybe, i really dont see them being better than average tho

but there are forsure worse defenses

[zealous osprey]

Miles better than whatever the vikings defense is

[olive knot]

true lol

vikings defense is held together by duct tape and flores

[alpine grove]

Nah bro, Miles Sanders isn’t better

[olive knot]

besides hunter they really got nobody on that squad

[zealous osprey]

Vikings cardinals raiders giants (this season) looking like some of the worst

[olive knot]

actually pace jr looks promising

[zealous osprey]

Chargers dont have the depth and are pretty top heavy defensively

[olive knot]

chargers are relying a lot on name brand guys who arent producing like they should

[zealous osprey]

With the way they are coached i think the defense can take small steps but they have no talent and have yet to prove they can stop anything lol

[olive knot]

yup

run defense 💀

[zealous osprey]

Kinda liking the way the vikings are retooling

[alpine grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1703616589508059159?s=46

[olive knot]

lmaooo

its literally in their franchise dna to do this

has he not heard about chargering things up

[zealous osprey]

Minnesota vs chargers 💀

[alpine grove]

The Super Bowl we deserve

[zealous osprey]

One team gonna choke and be 0-3 lmfao

Fire jersey combo tho

[olive knot]

the only super bowl to ever end in a tie

[zealous osprey]

Actually gonna watch that game lol

[alpine grove]

Kirk Cousins choke

[zealous osprey]

Nah kirk dont choke

[alpine grove]

Chargers win on Dicker the Kicker’s leg

[zealous osprey]

Chargers win what the

[alpine grove]

This is for the toilet bowl ofc

[olive knot]

kinda crazy vikings went 0-4 on sbs in the 70s and havent made it back since

the og bills

[alpine grove]

That franchise has the coolest list of names talent wise

[olive knot]

yeah it does

[alpine grove]

They always have generational guys lolll

[zealous osprey]

Vikings and bills 0-8 in super bowls 💀

[alpine grove]

[olive knot]

those 70s teams were STACKED

[next fulcrum]

Football God is good!

[olive knot]

thankfully they never won a sb

[alpine grove]

Poverty

Pack better

[zealous osprey]

Bears better

[olive knot]

bears and packers can at least make fun of the vikings for not winning anything

[alpine grove]

and then Lions just in the corner like H E L P

[zealous osprey]

Lions we sympathize

[alpine grove]

[zealous osprey]

Just a pity team lol

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hero6-its-okay-be-cool-fine-okay-gif-4000501

[olive knot]

yea it feels bad to shit on them

especially living in detroit

[zealous osprey]

The fans dont really talk smack either

Most of them are still hibernating

[alpine grove]

At least the Pistons have (had) that dawg in them

[olive knot]

theyre slowly starting to get their confidence back

but most of em know they could go back to the regular lions at any minute

[zealous osprey]

They seen this before many times

[next fulcrum]

Ivey is a dawg

[olive knot]

james wiseman future fmvp

[alpine grove]

Factsss

[zealous osprey]

Seems like pistons management thinks this

They want to use him alongside duren 💀

[olive knot]

yea idk either

duren so much better

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1703752713970778621

Daniel Greenberg (@ChiSportUpdates)

Matt Eberflus is 3-16 as the head coach of the Chicago Bears and currently has the worst winning percentage of any coach that has ever coached the Bears.

Twitter · Sep 18, 2023, 12:47 PM

[grave minnow]

But I thought they said they were supposed to be competitive this year?

[woeful topaz]

jordan love broke their spirit

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/PregameEmpire/status/1703788991017837031?s=20

Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire)

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Twitter · Sep 18, 2023, 3:12 PM

[muted valley]

Nico collins top 5 wr

[sacred burrow]

@next fulcrum I got tickets for Purdue Madison

first game

[next fulcrum]

Hell yeah!!

I was hoping to go to it, but I think I’m just going to Madison instead for a watch party

Friday night is so annoying lol

[zealous osprey]

on paper yes

[sturdy wagon]

Ur gonna lose

[sacred burrow]

I'll respond when it's basketball season

[stoic heath]

Not too shabby

[zealous osprey]

Falcons throwbacks 🤤

[obsidian stone]

nice

im going to homecoming

i think we play rutgers

[muted valley]

Nico collins top 5 wr agenda

[sacred burrow]

Our homecoming is Illinois

[alpine grove]

Deshaun Watson pick 6

[muted valley]

Fr

[alpine grove]

Deshaun Watson pass to Njoku challenge: Impossible

[alpine grove]

Oh my godddd y’all

Nick Chubb injury

Brutal ☹️

[muted valley]

Fr

[pulsar ocean]

Did u see the replay?

[alpine grove]

That’s a season ender

[muted valley]

Absolutely terrible

[alpine grove]

Sadly

[muted valley]

Yes

[pulsar ocean]

His leg does like a 90 sideways

His knee is gone

[obsidian stone]

ohno

[olive knot]

goddamn man not chubb

one of my fav guys in the league

might not ever be the same after that holy shit

[alpine grove]

☹️

[obsidian stone]

nasty

[smoky bough]

that was fucking gruesome

like giannis' but sideways

ughhh

[olive knot]

adam scheffraud with another terribly worded tweet

[pulsar ocean]

what he do

[olive knot]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1703943620976312500?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Nick Chubb dislocated his left knee and tore his MCL, PCL, and LCL with cartilage damage on October 10, 2015 vs. Tennessee. He injured the same knee tonight vs. Pittsburgh.

Twitter · Sep 19, 2023, 1:26 AM

[pulsar ocean]

i mean that doesnt seem bad to me really

[obsidian stone]

damn

[pulsar ocean]

just saying that he has history

[obsidian stone]

he tore up everything

[next fulcrum]

“So gruesome that ABC chose not to show the replay” wtf, man

[olive knot]

shouldve added that at the end of the tweet instead

[obsidian stone]

yea i just saw a tweet

[olive knot]

rn nobody knows the extent of his injury

[pulsar ocean]

oh ig

yea

eh

[obsidian stone]

it uhhh doesnt look good

[pulsar ocean]

its not like the haskins thing tho

[olive knot]

yeah im hoping for the best but goddamn

yeah true

[muted valley]

TJ all time sacks leader for steelers

[sacred burrow]

God damn that Chubb injury was gnarly

I see why they didn't replay it

[smoky bough]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1703964100433248429?s=46&t=w3V3HygJr5WvsFXyCbLs4A

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Panthers LB Shaq Thompson suffered an injury to his ankle that is likely to keep him out the rest of the season, sources say. He’ll have texts tomorrow to get more information. Coach Frank Reich called it “significant.” A brutal injury to one of Carolina’s leaders.

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Twitter · Sep 19, 2023, 2:47 AM

wtf this gotta be some kind of injury record

goddamn

[zealous osprey]

We dont even have homecoming

[alpine grove]

Still can’t believe they gave this guy $250M+ guaranteed lmao

[zealous osprey]

Washtson

[olive knot]

lmaooo are they chanting fire canada

[sacred burrow]

Looks like multiple torn ligaments for Chubb again

[alpine grove]

💔

[alpine grove]

What a patriotic fan base 🔥

[mint edge]

Chubb’s knee got mangled

[woeful topaz]

yeah im gonna go ahead and not watch that replay

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey

[zealous osprey]

Huh

Did you just make that in Microsoft paint 😂

[pulsar ocean]

na he stole it lol

[zealous osprey]

Oh thats what it’s referring to lol i didnt understand at first

[muted valley]

Mb

I thought you'd like it

[acoustic pilot]

THE BEARS HAVEN'T WON SINCE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR?!

[muted valley]

Ig not

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-damn-gif-22826139

Bro they might keep losing too.. you seen that schedule ?

If they lose to Chiefs, their next game is in October

So it’ll be full circle

Last time they won a game was 10/24/22…

[muted valley]

Against?

[alpine grove]

They’d have to lose their next 5 to make it a year

[muted valley]

Ik they beat 49ers and texans last season

[alpine grove]

Patriots 😳

[muted valley]

They should feel embarrassed

[alpine grove]

The game Fields had 82 rushing yards

[zealous osprey]

49ers texans and patriots

went to two of those games

too bad bears beating the chiefs

kinda want to see flus and getsy gone

[muted valley]

Yea yalls coach got to go

[zealous osprey]

wanna see a new owner lol but im asking for too much

i kinda like poles but he's had some big misses

[muted valley]

Isn't this his 2nd season?

[zealous osprey]

ye

usually when coaches are fired so are the gms

[muted valley]

Really?

[zealous osprey]

ye a lot of the time

[muted valley]

Texans on their 3rd coach with caserio and he's still here

[zealous osprey]

that was the case with pace/nagy

[muted valley]

Although when BoB was fired so was BoB

[zealous osprey]

we really thought going from ryan pace to ryan poles and matt nagy to matt eberflus was really gonna make a difference

[muted valley]

It's the ryan/matt combo

[zealous osprey]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1704497837608734830?s=46

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL)

Cabot: Kareem Hunt "close" to signing with Browns; should be done today.

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 2:08 PM

[alpine grove]

Done

[pulsar ocean]

matt ryan when

[alpine grove]

Jameis Winston to Jets news when 🙏🏽

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/danwiederer/status/1704532867013865705?s=46

Dan Wiederer (@danwiederer)

Justin Fields acknowledged he has been playing too robotic, then bit the pin off the grenade and rolled it into the building with his explanation for why he believes it is that way: "Coaching."

Wow.

A LOT more on that in a bit.

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 4:27 PM

[sacred burrow]

I saw a clip where before that pick six screen play

The bears ran two screens right before

3 screens in a row

[next fulcrum]

Finally just said it LMAO

[woeful topaz]

LMFAOOOOOO

[alpine grove]

you see this one:

[woeful topaz]

fields watching eberflus say "well the playcalling is just fine and if justin doesn't like it he's allowed to audible"

[alpine grove]

Witnessing Bears downfall:

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1703770968433238174

Daniel Greenberg (@ChiSportUpdates)

Chicago Bears HC Matt Eberflus said on @ESPN1000 that the screen play in the 4th quarter that led to a pick 6 was a good play call but they just have to execute better.

Matt also said Justin Fields is allowed to audible if he looks at a play and doesn’t like what he sees.

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Twitter · Sep 18, 2023, 2:00 PM

for those who missed it

[woeful topaz]

think that's the one o'sullivan said was like
the worst sack he's ever seen lmao

[surreal hare]

lol the imploding and it’s only week 3

[woeful topaz]

they never had a chance after the packers won

[next fulcrum]

Yeah lol, week 1 was really gonna set the direction of their entire season

[woeful topaz]

the bears could have gone 15-2 but if those two losses were to the packers there would be calls for heads

[alpine grove]

😍

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-love-packers-gopackgo-cheeseheadtv-nfl-gif-598182547418314290

[woeful topaz]

wtf is going on with the bears

https://twitter.com/JonZSports/status/1704567498874499562

Jon Zaghloul (@JonZSports)

BREAKING: According to sources familiar with the situation, both Halas Hall and Alan Williams’s home have been raided in connection with an undisclosed incident.

Alan Williams’s home was raided Sunday night, after the team’s Week 1 loss.

Halas Hall was raided THIS MORNING.

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 6:45 PM

https://twitter.com/JonZSports/status/1704573925252870247

Jon Zaghloul (@JonZSports)

MORE NEWS: Bears legend Charles Tillman broke the news about Alan Williams to Matt Eberflus, Ryan Poles, and Kevin Warren per sources.

Eberflus cried, and could not believe what had happened.

Ryan Poles and Kevin Warren DO NOT blame Eberflus for having Williams on his staff.

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 7:11 PM

tillman works for the fbi

[next fulcrum]

Jfc… sounds REAL bad

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/cemma670/status/1704590954873663857?s=46

Chris Emma (@CEmma670)

Halas Hall was not raided by authorities and police were never present in connection with Alan Williams, a Bears spokesperson said.

Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 8:18 PM

??

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1704588973765501404

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Update on #Bears defensive coordinator Alan Williams: He resigned this morning.

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Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 8:10 PM

[sacred burrow]

I love the Bears

They make it so much fun to be a Packers fan

[zealous osprey]

Weve always been on the downfall

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1704602395945103644?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Clarity:
-- The FBI did not raid Halas Hall today.
-- The league is not involved.
-- Peanut Tillman is not involved whatsoever in this matter.

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Twitter · Sep 20, 2023, 9:04 PM

[zealous osprey]

Excited for bears vs chiefs this sunday!!

[humble drum]

man wtf is going on with the bears. Seems like all these rumors are coming from no name reporters

kinda feels like a load of BS to me. At least I hope it is

[zealous osprey]

im genuinely intrigued to see what really happened although knowing my franchise they will do their best to cover it up lol

if any of those cp rumors come out as true i hope we have a new owner lol

[humble drum]

as far as I can tell the original source is some random dude on twitter that just posted it on his self run fan site

his twitter bio is him bragging about 18k youtube subscribers

seems real wierd that's the kind of person who would have this info but I gues only time will tell

[zealous osprey]

Knowing our fan base we prolly made all that up to cope with losing lmao

[alpine grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1704678859063332888?s=46

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/PFF_Sam/status/1704926061178372479

Sam Monson (@PFF_Sam)

Tua has the fastest average time to throw in the NFL AND the highest average depth of target.

Those two things usually work in opposition.

Miami offense just a shooting gallery right now.

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Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 6:30 PM

not even fair

[sturdy wagon]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1704949881016656341?t=hS3wMAmNq4FHi2AortiaQg&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

While #Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs gets an MRI on his knee, the concern is his ACL based on initial tests, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. If the MRI confirm it's torn, would be a significant blow to maybe the NFL's best defense.

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Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 8:05 PM

Damn hope it's not as bad as they're saying

[alpine grove]

Wowwww

[woeful topaz]

hes out for the season

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1704950493687235002?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

An MRI already confirmed Trevon Diggs' injury, per source. He's done for the season.

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Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 8:07 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1704963982073741594?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cowboys’ Pro-Bowl center Tyler Biadasz hurt his hamstring during today’s practice and is undergoing an MRI to determine the extent of the injury, per source. Another source said, “Tyler will be OK.”

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Twitter · Sep 21, 2023, 9:01 PM

[zealous osprey]

Tua is a top 5 qb idc what people say

[mint edge]

https://youtu.be/1054DWkdnuI?feature=shared

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/TonyCMKE/status/1705033424933675251

Tony Clements (@TonyCMKE)

Daniel Jones looking at the 49ers defense has me cryin 😂😂
#NYGvsSF

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Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 1:37 AM

[silver arrow]

I would expect him to look like that he's tryna guess if he's gonna have 1 or 2 seconds before he has to make a decision

[woeful topaz]

okay but really though

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1705285564151259222?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Bears had over $100,000 worth in equipment stolen from Soldier Field overnight on Wednesday, per @ABC7Chicago. Staff said the thieves tore down a security fence to drive the equipment out of a garage.

https://t.co/gAjTNBdNwJ

Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 6:18 PM

WHAT IS GOING ON IN CHICAGO

[surreal hare]

Chicago things

[olive knot]

this has gotta be karma from the football gods for all the shittalking bears fans did this offseason

[woeful topaz]

the week 1 loss:

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1705289107692282116

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he texted Jordan Love after the Week 1 win over the #Bears:

"Congratulations on keeping the ownership in place."

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Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 6:33 PM

[sacred burrow]

Beautiful

[obsidian stone]

Have u ever been to Chicago?

Sounds like Chicago things

[surreal hare]

I didn’t realize Wisconsin plays tonight lol

I just got the athletic alert

[next fulcrum]

Ngl this is going exactly as expected lmao

[sacred burrow]

L first game to go to

Refs stopped our only good frive

Drivr

Drive

[stoic heath]

It’s game day ☘️

[mint edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/barstoolbigcat/status/1705630824467415105?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[pulsar ocean]

dang

[sleek sleet]

Never actually worried against Rutgers

[woeful topaz]

i turned it on when it was 7-0 and they were saying jj was struggling

so really the performance is thanks to me

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1705691007776330068?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Browns RB Nick Chubb’s prognosis is far more optimistic than it originally appeared. Sources say he suffered a torn MCL and while there is damage to the ACL, it’s not a given it’ll need to be fully repaired. He plans on a full recovery.

My story: https://t.co/tUh5XJrERP

Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 9:10 PM

AWESOME NEWS

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1705688733284982829

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball)

OREGON UP 28-0

“OVERRATED” CHANTS ARE BREAKING OUT AT THE STADIUM

Likes

784

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 9:00 PM

[surreal hare]

https://x.com/erik_skopil/status/1705690825836097760?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

Erik Skopil (@Erik_Skopil)

Oregon has more points (35) than Colorado has yards (23) right now...

Likes

152

Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 9:09 PM

[acoustic pilot]

I was hoping the game would be close

Because I KNOW the racists gonna be all in the CFB groups

[surreal hare]

Ugh yeah

[sturdy wagon]

oregon really made a statement

[olive knot]

https://x.com/ColtonBMc/status/1705744251693506600?s=20

Colton McWilliams (@ColtonBMc)

Got told there was a Texas State band member who was escorted from the stadium due to throwing a trident at the Nevada football players.

Likes

2285

Retweets

439

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 12:41 AM

[surreal hare]

Apparently marjon was at the Oregon game sitting on the sideline

[smoky bough]

BRO THINK HE POSEIDON

[smoky bough]

WTF bro is actually poseidon nevermind

[stoic heath]

https://fxtwitter.com/cfbrep/status/1705778484402966932?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

Who does he think he is? Holtz is a national champion and can say whatever he wants to your sorry ass who’s about to get whooped by Michigan for the 3rd straight year

Talk about a guy who underachieves so much with the talent he has

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1705955647055856113

so he's not the OC... but is also calling plays and is the qb coach?

steelers lack of firing coaches rivals only the packers

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1705966663760232799

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bears DC Alan Williams, who resigned this week, was involved in inappropriate behavior, but it was not criminal, per @AdamSchefter. Chicago Bears HR was involved in the situation.

Bears HC Matt Eberflus will be calling the defense today vs. Kansas City.

Likes

403

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 3:25 PM

[next fulcrum]

I mean I guess I’m glad if it wasn’t as bad as the rumor mill said? Still, fuck that guy

[woeful topaz]

alan "ime udoka" williams

presumably

[olive knot]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1705968129799504313?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Chargers CB J.C. Jackson is a healthy scratch vs. the #Vikings.

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 3:31 PM

belichick knows how to fuck over the afc like no other

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽

[pulsar ocean]

what he do

[woeful topaz]

two terrible facemasks that he blamed on the defense for grabbing him

which you know... blaming other people for his hands being somewhere bad but anyway

he also ran into a ref and wasn't ejected

[pulsar ocean]

did he run into the ref on purpose tho or just accidentally

[olive knot]

⬛ ⬛ 🕯️ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ 🕯️ ⬛
⬛ 🕯️ deshaun watson 🕯️
⬛ 🕯️ ⬛ downfall⬛ ⬛ 🕯️
⬛ ⬛ 🕯️ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ 🕯️ ⬛

[olive knot]

he pushed him out of the way i think

https://x.com/BadSportsRefs/status/1703966122242932851?s=20

Bad Sports Refs (@BadSportsRefs)

Deshaun Watson shoved a ref aside, and the refs did nothing about it #CLEvsPIT

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Twitter · Sep 19, 2023, 2:55 AM

shouldve been an ejection

[pulsar ocean]

looked it up surprised he got away with that with how refs are

[olive knot]

yea even the slightest contact whether incidental or intentional should be automatic removal by rule

seen ppl ejected for way less physical contact with a ref

[pulsar ocean]

yea

[woeful topaz]

when you're a star, they let you do it

[acoustic pilot]

Ew, Watson is still a star?!

[muted valley]

Bro

I have him starting in one league

[alpine grove]

Oh my godddd

So looks like the league I drafted Burrow in is gonna start Purdy next few weeks

[silver arrow]

Big cock Brock

[olive knot]

LMAO vikings fumbled again

[muted valley]

Let's go

Texans first lead of the season

[muted valley]

Yes, will anderson jr blocked the FG

[sacred burrow]

Is it finally Achane szn

I've been waiting

[acoustic pilot]

Tua is having a DAY

[woeful topaz]

10/10 141

or is it better now

[acoustic pilot]

12/12 155, 2 TDs

[muted valley]

Texans 14-0

Nice

[sacred burrow]

Oh my goodness I saw that 2nd TD by Achane

No look shovel pass

Phew

[pulsar ocean]

nico?

[sacred burrow]

No it's a random TE I think

[woeful topaz]

jesus

[pulsar ocean]

dang

[muted valley]

Brevin jordan

[muted valley]

Nico collins catch

[pulsar ocean]

1.6 pts 😭

[alpine grove]

Achane and Mostert Shaq and Kobe today

35-10 score

after Sutton fumble

[muted valley]

Dolphins really the best team

[alpine grove]

Tua MVP ?!

[muted valley]

29 yard catch

Texans up 17-0 at half

[woeful topaz]

bruh

jags dead?

[muted valley]

Washed

[woeful topaz]

wait holy shit

tua doesn't have an incompletion

[sacred burrow]

def in the lead rn

[woeful topaz]

wait no they didnt update that yet

65/91 (71% completion) for 921 yards 6 tds 2 ints in 2.5 games

i love early season paces

6250 yards 41 tds 14 ints

[muted valley]

Texans KR TD!

[pulsar ocean]

Keenan threw a 50 yd td?

[obsidian stone]

Lol

[alpine grove]

LMAOOOOO

[pulsar ocean]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1706023780051493206?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

[alpine grove]

Doing his best CMC impression

[muted valley]

https://fxtwitter.com/HoustonTexans/status/1706023887438254488/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1706023887438254488&currentTweetUser=HoustonTexans&mode=profile

[acoustic pilot]

The Broncos are really practice for the Dolphins

[pulsar ocean]

bruh

thats a madden play

[woeful topaz]

please dolphins

don't take your foot off the gas

i want to see 60

[muted valley]

Tlaw picked!

[silver arrow]

The Jags suck

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1706003148110701038?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Mike McDaniel is just cooking up filthy play designs for Tua Tagovailoa.

The crowd gasp after the no-look was awesome.

Likes

3876

Retweets

418

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Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 5:50 PM

[pulsar ocean]

what the heck

bro they just playing with them

the disrespect is crazy

[muted valley]

If texans go up 31-10

[obsidian stone]

Dolphins are good now. Weird

[muted valley]

Texans defense isn't helping bro

27-17

Tank dell TD!

68 yards!

[woeful topaz]

minshew pulled an orlovsky

[olive knot]

nooooooo

not wazzu legend minshew 😢

[stoic heath]

Jordan Love is so good

The flashes of greatness are there

[muted valley]

Texans win

[acoustic pilot]

JT missed a fieldgoal?!?!

[muted valley]

70 points for the dolphins

[mint edge]

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1706027899092930731?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

THIS IS GETTING REALLY BAD:

On the #Jets sideline running back Michael Carter was screaming at his position coach and all in HIS FACE with multiple players involved trying to hold him back.

Star receiver Garrett Wilson was also screaming and yelling at QB Zach Wilson

😳😳😳…

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518

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Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 7:28 PM

All it took was one achilles to go from contenders to the dumpster fire jets we all know and love

[stoic heath]

We’re so back

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1706038739074535780?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Justin Jefferson is receiving medical attention on the field. UGH.

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 8:11 PM

[olive knot]

cobb almost had another hail mary lmaooo

[smoky bough]

oh no

[pulsar ocean]

jjettas hurt

[olive knot]

no fucking way

[muted valley]

Damn

[olive knot]

non contact oh no

[muted valley]

CJ stroud 3rd most passing yards In a players first 3 games

[pulsar ocean]

hockensen hurt

[smoky bough]

broncos are getting fucking abused jesus

[olive knot]

hes up and limping at least

hopefully nothing serious

[sacred burrow]

I don't think I've ever seen 70

[pulsar ocean]

i think hock just got rocked and lost his wind

didnt seem injury moreso just pain

jjettas back in

4th

they got it

PICK

[woeful topaz]

holy shit

[olive knot]

LMAO

the 0-11 one score game dream is real

[sturdy wagon]

Vikings lose in a funny way and Packers win

Great day

[next fulcrum]

KIRK LMAOOOOOO

[muted valley]

And Andrew beck breaks history

[sturdy wagon]

Had to change the pfp

[sturdy wagon]

Didn't go for the record

[olive knot]

https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1706041774160888260?s=20

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

Likes

955

Retweets

322

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 8:23 PM

[sturdy wagon]

70 burger scorigami

[muted valley]

This is the texans 5th straight season where their first win was against the jags and all 5 times they had a different HC

Colts win

[olive knot]

this is the craziest week of football in a while i think

[sturdy wagon]

Minshew magic

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/BookOfEli_NFL/status/1706010791009263740?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Eli Berkovits (@BookOfEli_NFL)

One of the worst single half performances by the #Packers in a long time.

Gonna be wild when Jordan Love leads a historic comeback.

Likes

1691

Retweets

131

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 6:20 PM

this man knew it

tf

[sturdy wagon]

https://twitter.com/itzzSKL/status/1706038315441332712?t=SsHebZ0eQXT7plU5A3rtjQ&s=19

RELA 𝕏 (@itzzSKL)

Jordan Love just went out there without his:

•all pro left tackle
•pro bowl left guard
•pro bowl running back
•number 1 wideout

and led a 4th quarterback comeback and won.

Likes

1829

Retweets

394

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 8:10 PM

He's a dawg

[alpine grove]

DAWG IN HIM

[pulsar ocean]

himmy

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1706015449324855530?s=20

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Nothing worse than getting blown out by your own ball boy

Likes

9495

Retweets

1264

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 6:39 PM

[sturdy wagon]

Packers legend Krys Barnes

[dim warren]

Dolphins really scored 70p

[zealous osprey]

Broncos are so bad lol

[muted valley]

Better than the bears

[zealous osprey]

Tbh id rather us keep losing so we can see everyone gone lol. Im not mad at it

[muted valley]

Including fields?

[pulsar ocean]

mahomes ankle injury

[zealous osprey]

Tbh i have faith fields will succeed in the nfl but not with the bears lol

[pulsar ocean]

got rolled real nasty

[zealous osprey]

Im not even watching the game just checking the box score

[pulsar ocean]

wouldn't be surprised if he doesnt come back with the lead

[muted valley]

Chabge your name to depressed bears fan

Idk bills fans are depressed anymore

[acoustic pilot]

I remember when Bears fans said they were winning that division

[zealous osprey]

Until we beat the chiefs/bengals in the playoffs im a depressed bills fan lol

[pulsar ocean]

since when u a bills fan

[zealous osprey]

Always lol

[pulsar ocean]

oh lol

u make less and less sense everyday

[zealous osprey]

Bears vs broncos will be a showdown

[pulsar ocean]

mid bowl

[pulsar ocean]

bro they been talking about taylor swift for 5 minutes

[smoky bough]

fields confirmed not good

[muted valley]

Never has been

[woeful topaz]

poor saleh

[muted valley]

Cowboys suck

[surreal hare]

I for one welcome the Taylor/kelce insanity that’s coming

[acoustic pilot]

Commanders lose
Giants lose
Cowboys lose

It's great!

[muted valley]

Texans win

[olive knot]

cowboys.....lose

ok then

[alpine grove]

Bro we get the midoff championship next week so that’ll be smthg

Bears Broncos

[olive knot]

https://x.com/JasonLieser/status/1706089558402605413?s=20

Jason Lieser (@JasonLieser)

FanDuel has the Bears as a 3-point underdog next week… at home against a Broncos team that just lost by 50.

Likes

112

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 11:33 PM

[next fulcrum]

Well, for as bog standard as CFB was this weekend, at least the NFL has kept things interesting so far

[upper pagoda]

Shit I would too

[pulsar ocean]

at least the broncos got 20

[muted valley]

If your team didn't get over 35 points don't talk to me

[pulsar ocean]

dang it

[next fulcrum]

Miss u Tae

[olive knot]

https://x.com/OmahaMileHigh/status/1706117247000007071?s=20

𝔒𝔪𝔞𝔥𝔞 (fuck this team) (@OmahaMileHigh)

Had to blow some steam off 🙏

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 1:23 AM

[mint edge]

Jimmy G throwing Adams those hospital balls

What a hit

[next fulcrum]

Put in AOC

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/noradominick/status/1706052195903258657?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[alpine grove]

lolll mojo dojo casa house

[surreal hare]

Oh yeah you had to have seen Barbie for that to land

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ken-barbie-movie-barbie-film-kenergy-gif-13983396497093625922

[surreal hare]

Excellent joke

[muted valley]

https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1706037468070379866?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

NFL Rookie Watch (@NFLRookieWatxh)

CJ Stroud went absolutely CRAZY in today’s game against the Jaguars:

• 20/30 (67%)
• 280 passing yards
• 2 passing TD’s
• 118.8 passer rating
• 37-17 upset win

Stroud now has 906 passing yards through his first three games, third most in HISTORY for a QB through first…

Likes

8456

Retweets

985

Twitter · Sep 24, 2023, 8:06 PM

HIM

[alpine grove]

Cooking

[muted valley]

https://twitter.com/FrontOfficeNFL/status/1706138457452560433?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Tony Holzman-Escareno (@FrontOfficeNFL)

Only one team has two players with 250+ receiving yards this season (entering MNF).

The @HoustonTexans. #WeAreTexans

Nico Collins and Tank Dell are the only teammate duo to do so.

@lbg_nico7 @Tankdell4

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 2:48 AM

More kool aid

[olive knot]

what the fuck is mcdaniels doing

down 8 and you kick a fg

[smoky bough]

GAROPPOLO COMOE ON

[next fulcrum]

WE WANT AIDEN

[sleek sleet]

I’m listening to locked on broncos because this should be hilarious

[alpine grove]

Reminds me of listening to Locked on Celtics after they had those series of losses to shitty teams

That truly was a glorious time

[alpine grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1703552589575381468?s=46

LMAOOOO

This but Week 4* 😭😂

[woeful topaz]

davante adams is the only player in NFL history to watch their coach kick a field goal while inside the 10 down 8 points with 2 minutes left

poor guy

[zealous osprey]

Tua mvp season

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/fieldyates/status/1706272787894001867

https://vxtwitter.com/azhu7/status/1706273831524925869

[next fulcrum]

Boiler legend Raheem Mostert

What a dawg

https://x.com/cobrastats/status/1706296745427116168?s=20

cobra. (@cobrastats)

In his first 3 games this season, Dolphins’ RB Raheem Mostert has scored more offensive touchdowns (7) than he did during his entire career at Purdue (6).

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 1:17 PM

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/ab84/status/1706324419579126191

AB (@AB84)

👌🏾

Likes

708

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 3:06 PM

lmfao

[zealous osprey]

💀

[olive knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/hejtweeter/status/1706060391699329515?s=20

How did I not see McKinnon hitting the Bobby dance until now

I don’t remember how to embed twitter links now, fuck you Elon

[surreal hare]

fxtwitter

[olive knot]

ty very much

[mint edge]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1706340353182163080?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

NFL (@NFL)

Chargers WR Mike Williams suffers torn ACL, out for the season. (via @RapSheet)

Likes

134

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 4:10 PM

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1706344632089538783

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Joe Burrow is trending toward playing tonight on MNF despite the calf injury, per @KelseyLConway

Likes

117

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 4:27 PM

genuinely i do not think this is a good idea

[pulsar ocean]

dang

sucks

[muted valley]

@pulsar ocean stroud > love

[pulsar ocean]

cap

[muted valley]

Stroud was higher graded

[alpine grove]

☝🏽

[muted valley]

Exactly

[alpine grove]

Imagine if you guys had Bryce Young

W Texans

[muted valley]

Would we be better or worse?

[alpine grove]

Worse worse imo

[muted valley]

Stroud had a 80.5 passing grade

[alpine grove]

back to down bad Texans

This version has hope 🥹

👀

[muted valley]

Winning week 18

Mills was the savior

[alpine grove]

Everything happens for a reason 😮‍💨

[muted valley]

Also tank dell is here

[alpine grove]

I may be a Packers fan but rooting for Texans rebuild cuz Houston/local city team

Yeah and Dell is from UH, gotta support him too

💯

[muted valley]

Same thing too

[alpine grove]

🤝🏽

[woeful topaz]

cope

[muted valley]

It's true

[woeful topaz]

eye test all that matters 😤

[muted valley]

Stroud has 121 completions w/o an int

Most in nfl history by a player in their first 3 starts

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1706345570766385623

Zac Stevens (@ZacStevensDNVR)

According to Sean Payton, no coach or player’s job, including Vance Joseph, is in jeopardy following yesterday’s 70-20 loss.

Payton added he would not share that information in a conference call with the media anyway, but did say no jobs were in jeopardy.

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 4:31 PM

please chicago

PLEASE

i want you to win a football game

i need you to win a football game

[zealous osprey]

@silver arrow

[silver arrow]

I'm not surprised

To be fair we did play 2 top 5 o lines so far tho

[sacred burrow]

thats a fun correlation

[pulsar ocean]

https://fxtwitter.com/henrycmckenna/status/1706051306840838609?s=20

[zealous osprey]

As a bears fan, i will say this. Jordan love is impressing me. Especially after leading a comeback against the saints who are one of the best secondaries. He reads the field well and just simply has a better understanding of the game than fields lol

[alpine grove]

Ain’t no way he had said this BAHAHHAAH

[zealous osprey]

Nah ill give love credit lol

[alpine grove]

Respect

No I meant the Fields quote

“I will” (throw for 4K yards)

[zealous osprey]

I mean it may have been possible if our coaching schemed for fields strengths

[pulsar ocean]

if yall had a wr maybe

[zealous osprey]

Getsy did that last season i dont know what changed lol

[alpine grove]

They doooo

Fields not as good as a passer tho as he is a rusher

[zealous osprey]

I disagree

[alpine grove]

He misses easy reads

wide open guys 😭

[zealous osprey]

He isnt meant to be a pocket passer which is what our coaches want him to be (was the same with mitch)

[alpine grove]

Yeah I was gonna say that as well, like

They need to be closer to a BAL type offense

[zealous osprey]

Or philly

[alpine grove]

Play around the QB

And his strengths

[zealous osprey]

Get fields out of the pocket

[alpine grove]

Yeah that’s what makes those teams dangerous

DJM is a good WR we know

[zealous osprey]

Fields is making mistakes ofc but coaching isnt doing any favors lol

[alpine grove]

Yeah

Definitely agree on that front

[zealous osprey]

I think wed have more success with bagent starting

If we had kirk our offense would suffice

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/masondoddffn/status/1706368275670614112?s=46

Mason Dodd (@MasonDoddFFN)

NFL target leaders

1 - Keenan Allen (39)
2 - Justin Jefferson (38)
3 - Davante Adams (37)
4 - Puka Nacua (35) (2 games played)
4 - Tyreek Hill (35)
6 - Michael Pittman Jr (34)

Likes

108

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 6:01 PM

https://tenor.com/view/puka-nacua-common-w-puka-puka-nacua-nacua-los-angeles-rams-gif-10180006067636745844

https://tenor.com/view/puka-nacua-rams-gif-13298508662010401228

[silver arrow]

Puka da goat

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1706361676893712425?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Raiders coach Josh McDaniels tells reporters that QB Jimmy Garoppolo is in the NFL’s concussion protocol.

Likes

839

Retweets

152

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 5:35 PM

[silver arrow]

Who they backup

[woeful topaz]

hoyer the destroyer

[obsidian stone]

Hoyer is still in the league wit

[next fulcrum]

Should be AOC smh

Clears Hoyer

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/richcimini/status/1706415337280000395

Rich Cimini (@RichCimini)

Joe Namath, speaking on @TMKSESPN, says he would trade Zach Wilson: "I've seen enough of Zach Wilson." Namath says Wilson's performance was "disgusting," adding there were no positives. Wow. #Jets

Likes

1234

Retweets

216

Twitter · Sep 25, 2023, 9:08 PM

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1706332052222521569?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[muted valley]

Texans have the best draft class from the 23 draft tbh

[woeful topaz]

what happens when you pick 2 and 3

[muted valley]

It def helps a lot having 2 top tier talents but it's not just those 2

[pulsar ocean]

I'm not gonna follow this story but I'm following this story

[muted valley]

Stalker vibes

[pulsar ocean]

I mean everyone is stalking celebrities to an extent

if u think about it that is

[muted valley]

True but

[surreal hare]

I love it, it’s so fun, I love seeing the swifties figure out football, I love it all

Getaway Car (Kelce’s Version)

[olive knot]

travis seems like the best person she's been with so far

or at least he's a major step up from certified greasy rat matty healy

[surreal hare]

Yeah I don’t like to speculate on that kind of stuff too much but he definitely seems to get that she’s Taylor swift, Joe alwyn was hiding or something

[muted valley]

Texans 6th round rookie center was the bets o lineman for the texans yesterday

[surreal hare]

Quiet chewy we’re talking about tay tay and kelce

I don’t care for his state trooper look tho

[muted valley]

I have to push my texans agenda

[surreal hare]

JJ Watt is as far as my Texans interest goes

[muted valley]

What about Ron dayne?

[surreal hare]

I didn’t even realize he played for them after the giants

[muted valley]

Owen daniels

Dare ogunbawle

That's all I can think of

[muted valley]

Looks different now

[surreal hare]

Looks better there

[pulsar ocean]

that sucks

[pulsar ocean]

hes not gonna get back to this

but like

if hed at least get the beard back

[muted valley]

This would be a bigger upgrade

[pulsar ocean]

like at least get back to this

beard at least makes him look kinda sane

[pulsar ocean]

okay this is just me but like why do people do that little baby stache thing

like

i get if your tryna get a beard

[surreal hare]

I don’t know

[pulsar ocean]

but

when they obviously arent

it just

doesnt

[surreal hare]

Very few people can pull off a stache and even fewer the trooper stache

[pulsar ocean]

yea

[muted valley]

https://fxtwitter.com/bridgesdpoy/status/1706421310199619657?s=46&t=IhcFsVxYkw4XwmjExDWroA

[pulsar ocean]

mustaches basically never work

[surreal hare]

Oh they can work

But you’ve got to look like a member of the late 70s Oakland As

Or like don’t make it so thick

[pulsar ocean]

that reference does nothing for this feebile young brain

[surreal hare]

Idk I’m not an expert on mens facial hair but I can tell you what skeeves women out

[pulsar ocean]

i have friends and know people my age who have that like weird mini stache and i want to shave their faces

it just bothers me

[surreal hare]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mustache_Gang

[muted valley]

My high school team's DC makes a mustache work

[surreal hare]

I remember when I was in high school and the guys were just dying to have facial hair even if it didn’t come in evenly

[pulsar ocean]

facial hair does like nothing to really improve you until your like 20 at least for most people id say

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/popbase/status/1706425764676333989?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[pulsar ocean]

bro the next new heights episode is gonna be wild

idk if that's real

[surreal hare]

Oh god

They don’t deserve her makeover

Also they break up and the swifties will do some damage lol

[pulsar ocean]

oh yea there is like no way this ends well

someone is getting hurt

[humble drum]

omg did this really happen? 😳 😳 😳

[sturdy wagon]

Oh yeah I remember that

[woeful topaz]

henry with the ca-BY GOD IT'S SENATOR SANDERS WITH AN ALUMINUM CHAIR

[muted valley]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings/

Texans 19

[woeful topaz]

packers 7 😤

[muted valley]

Texans have #1 for oroy and #2 for droy rn

[alpine grove]

They cookinggg

I gotta go to a game sometime man, never been to a football game either

Oh you know what would be interesting

December 24, Browns @ Texans

[muted valley]

Like the one last season

[alpine grove]

They gonna trash Deshaun lolll

[muted valley]

You guys know the infinity war scene where Dr strange tells Tony stark there's only 1 possibility for them to win?

[muted valley]

They did last time

[alpine grove]

I might be able to get free tickets too

I’ll have to ask 🫡

[muted valley]

Well I saw someone post a gif from there and captioned it, "lovie Smith to davis mills week 18 on 4th&20"

[alpine grove]

Lolllll

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-war-no-other-way-doctor-strange-benedict-cumberbatch-gif-14074888

[muted valley]

Mills was the texans savior

By winning we lost and by losing we won

Most paradoxical sentence lol

[alpine grove]

Haha

Poetic

[surreal hare]

good

[muted valley]

They should just give him a shot tbh

[surreal hare]

yep

[muted valley]

It's a low risk situation like he said and if it doesn't pan out it would make him go quiet

[pulsar ocean]

doubt anything happens

but yea worth a shot

[surreal hare]

whatever happened with his lawsuit

[pulsar ocean]

Idk

did it ever happen

[surreal hare]

oh they settled

[alpine grove]

Very respectful msg

Anything is better than dogshit Zach Wilson 😹👌🏽

So they should absolutely

[obsidian stone]

There's gotta be a way I can just ignore any chewy post about the texans

Maybe make it a banned word

[surreal hare]

now you see why we had a taylor/kelce discussion last night lol

[muted valley]

👎

[surreal hare]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift22-gif-26033864

[muted valley]

If the texans didn't win I probably wouldn't be talking this much tbh

[obsidian stone]

i heard swifties hate travis already

[surreal hare]

yeah he tackled someone in practice lol

[obsidian stone]

cuz he got into some fight and their mercury is in retrograde

[surreal hare]

but he has the same birthday as taylors grandma

[olive knot]

we need to take advantage of swifties getting into football and tell them joe barry hates her music

[alpine grove]

Peak for peak Katy Perry clears amiright

[alpine grove]

[muted valley]

I got a picture of cj stroud in my room

[pulsar ocean]

teams a wreck

dont blame them either

[surreal hare]

ooooh

[pulsar ocean]

cant just like cope with mid like that

[surreal hare]

may as well bring in kap

[pulsar ocean]

not even mid

just flat out trash

i dont think anybody had jets implosion over qb play on their bingo cards

[surreal hare]

i mean i had drama with the jets QB on mine but i just figured it'd be rodgers being a heckin weirdo

[sacred burrow]

I agree with the defense ngl

By now Zach Wilson obviously isnt the guy

nobody would say Saleh is a bad coach if they admitted that and moved to a new QB soon

every week they say Zach Wilson is the guy, every week he sucks and fans cringe

[olive knot]

saleh is just doing us a solid

we get a higher 2nd rd pick with every game zach starts

[mint edge]

Fraudgers' achilles was holding that dumpster fire of a franchise together

[alpine grove]

Rodgers true Packer by convincing them Zach is good so they keep playing him

[woeful topaz]

"what's the difference between 32 and 34, really"

[muted valley]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/2023-week-4-nfl-qb-power-rankings-texans-c-j-stroud-surges-into-top-10-packers-jordan-love-also-rises/amp/

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1707411247782576327?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

It's happening: The XFL and USFL have officially announced their intent to merge leagues.

More details will be coming, but a major move for spring football.

Likes

241

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 3:05 PM

[sturdy wagon]

They're probably gonna merge then make a deal with the NFL to be an official minor league

[woeful topaz]

allegedly the trademarked NSFL

s being spring

[pulsar ocean]

jeez

[obsidian stone]

ahhah

[alpine grove]

LMAOOO

no way

[obsidian stone]

when the freshman makes varsity

[alpine grove]

Edited?

[obsidian stone]

camera angle

[alpine grove]

Makes sense ahaha

[obsidian stone]

shorty is standing further away

[alpine grove]

That’s funny 😆

[chrome umbra]

Pffft

Cant stop the sun god

[chrome umbra]

Killem em

Where's all the cheesgeads

[muted valley]

#🧀│green-bay-packers

[chrome umbra]

No access my ass

What being a mod good for

[obsidian stone]

lol

u not a packers fan

u banned

[stoic heath]

So uh, how are we down this much?

Had a fb game to go to so haven’t been watching

[obsidian stone]

oline sucks

offense sucks

defense sucks

[stoic heath]

Welp

[muted valley]

Time for you to become a texans fan

[woeful topaz]

being down 2 offensive lineman hurts, runyan is playing injured, so we have 2.5 line starters and are getting absolutely overwhelmed by their pass rush

love has no time at all

[obsidian stone]

never gonna be a fan of an expansion texas team

[woeful topaz]

rasul douglas got cooked a couple times

we're really missing jaire tonight, amon-ra needs like a real cb1 on him

i'd settle for stokes tbh

love is playing scared and like i get it

the half ended with a "hail mary attempt" that wound up with him getting sacked in like 2 seconds

line is just FOLDING

[obsidian stone]

cant even block on a hail mary atttemp

[stoic heath]

Ok. As long as he doesn’t play awful I’m ok with that

[woeful topaz]

he has some bad throws as usual, he has a pick but it was tipped

[stoic heath]

This year is a vibes and development type year. Obviously you’d hope to go far, but I’m most interested about Love and how he does. Whether he’s that guy or not

[woeful topaz]

it's one of those games where i dont think you can get any evaluation from it

love looks the part

he's not walking around looking scared or dejected

[stoic heath]

Ok. That’s fine

[woeful topaz]

his face when they showed it was the "i gotta get shit done" expression

no darnold seeing ghosts or anything

[stoic heath]

Good. That’s what I liked about him the past few weeks. ESP the 4th quarter of the saints, he showed major flashes

[muted valley]

I wish my team only had that many o linemen hurt

Bro

[woeful topaz]

i know lmao

4 3rd stringers right?

[muted valley]

Yea

Wait

I think it's:
3rd string LT
3rd string LG
3rd string C
Starting RG
2nd string RT

But like backup LT and LG the same person

[obsidian stone]

talkin about nut grabbin on amazon prime

[surreal hare]

lol wat

[obsidian stone]

marshawn lynch's celebration

https://tenor.com/view/lynch-touchdown-seahawks-football-catch-gif-4943809

[silver arrow]

And somehow still better than my Giants

[muted valley]

Is it really?

Stroud was sacked the most in the first 2 games

[silver arrow]

I think Danny might have like 5 total unpressured throws this whole year

[muted valley]

Well stroud is a good qb

[stoic heath]

This is what I 10VE

[next fulcrum]

PAC-2 putting the hammer down

Love to see it

[alpine grove]

What !

https://vxtwitter.com/ab84/status/1708158152435179839?s=46 @sturdy wagon @olive knot

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[smoky bough]

oh damn

[smoky bough]

not even first place, trash

/s

[muted valley]

Lol

The fact neither of the texans picks have looked bad so far is a great sign

[next fulcrum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768631990605447248/1157876342520565830/image0.jpg?ex=651a33e0&is=6518e260&hm=11754bcfae3b096f9950517f538a69680b956cfb876fea0f56da186f9df770ec&

[muted valley]

This game lol

Jags up 17-0 at half

Toy story game goes crazy

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1708508603047415884

Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar)

and kids this is Kyle Pitts

Likes

19473

Retweets

1624

Twitter · Oct 1, 2023, 3:46 PM

[acoustic pilot]

CJ Stroud oroy

Jalen Carter droy

[woeful topaz]

i've seen enough

stroud is a good quarterback

the texans are set up for success

[pulsar ocean]

@muted valley

[next fulcrum]

Wow

[alpine grove]

Fields suddenly cooking? Denver defense sucks ass

[next fulcrum]

Bears might not actually be the worst team in the league

Congrats Denver

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/byesline/status/1708542960835412047?s=46&t=-XQuX4FBpMZ6iwdCzZY-MA

Zach Bye (@byesline)

The Broncos defense is one of seven $100 million defenses in the NFL. It’s the 6th highest paid. And they’re getting toyed with by the Justin Fields & the winless Bears. Remarkable.

Twitter · Oct 1, 2023, 6:02 PM

[mint edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1708545423504531965?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[woeful topaz]

god damn

[zealous osprey]

Justin fields in the first half

[pulsar ocean]

what

[olive knot]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1708547406848209201?s=20

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna)

16 straight completions for Justin Fields...breaking the Bears franchise record .

God, please make Broncos football stop

Likes

609

Twitter · Oct 1, 2023, 6:20 PM

[next fulcrum]

As funny as it was for the Bears to maybe be the worst in the league, Denver selling its future for Russ and Sean Peyton only to be this fucking bad is pretty incredible

[smoky bough]

Against broncos dont count

[zealous osprey]

@silver arrow check fantasy

[silver arrow]

Wtf 😭

Why am I getting fucked