🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

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Chiefs by 30

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Lions 👀

Amon-Ra 11REC 100+ YDS 2TD

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Need Gibbs points tho

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Montgomery vultures 🔜

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Colts better sign Jrob now

Hunt might not get signed for a while

Actually they'll probably sign him now that I dropped him

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Lmao

If I see the Rapoport bomb before you I’ll get him 🥱

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Not fair I have class

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Me too

But if I get lucky

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Next ones at 11😳

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Same, 11:30

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Then I have 2 hours off after

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11:30-1 then 2:30-4

For me

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Turning on rap notis rn

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Then commute back w bus gets me home by like 6 smh

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Bro I can’t wait for the FAAB bids

I’m for sure gonna overbid on players I want 💀

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I have over 2 hours between classes today

Like 12:15 - 2:25

[alpine grove]

I got 1.5

Was up till 3am doing EM Waves shit

this class is black magic

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I'll take it for fantasy lol

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Conflicted

I have him in one league and against him in one league

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https://youtu.be/72Fbhyqol24?si=VxhS-QgnStF87eQY

Merry NFL kickoff day

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/278210122973577226/1149347889424891965/image0.jpg

[zealous osprey]

Proudly wearing Justin fields jersey around campus

[woeful topaz]

W

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Hoping the game tonight will be good

Trying to get some of my friends from church to get into football

Gonna go to my buddies apartment with a bunch of friends and do a watch party. Making wings and everything before

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I'll wear the burrow jersey if they win

[grave minnow]

If the Lions win tonight Dan Campbell is COTY by default btw

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true

[zealous osprey]

Kelce out

[muted valley]

Tank dell going to be on the all rookie team twice 🔥

[grave minnow]

🚨**- 30 MINUTES UNTIL FOOTBALL!!!**

🚨**- 5 MINUTES UNTIL FOOTBALL!!!**

[mint edge]

FOOBAL

[muted valley]

!lfg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232241590037381120/865023801033097216/1624558896679.gif

[grave minnow]

Deion Sanders is taking Colorado all the way to a Lombardi

I Don’t know how

But he will

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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wat is this rendition

Uh, interesting, I guess

Kelce’s first missed game since 2013, hot damn

I didn’t even know he’s been playing that long tbh

[grave minnow]

🚨**- THE 2023 NFL REGULAR SEASON IS UNDER WAY!!!**

[muted valley]

3&out for the lions

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1699942139960905781?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A record deal: Joe Burrow has reached agreement with the Bengals on an 5-year, $275 million extension that includes $219.01 million guaranteed and makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 12:26 AM

!!!

Just now

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Holy

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wheww

was wondering when that would happen

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WOAH

Gutsy call by Lions

😮‍💨

[grave minnow]

WIONS

[muted valley]

Big balls by campbell

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Gibbs trash amiright? #PutInMontgomery

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Love to see some ankles being bitten

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[olive knot]

damn he wont stop being ballsy

i respect it

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SUN GOD

😍😍😍😍

👨🏽‍🍳🙅🏽‍♂️👨🏽‍🍳

[obsidian stone]

is football happening

im working

[alpine grove]

Yes

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is it glorious yet

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George Karlaftis

[surreal hare]

idk chewy said there were big balls

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Mah boi

BITE THOSE DAMN ANKLES DETROIT

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SUNN GODDDD

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WOOT WOOT

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WIONSSS

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lets goooooo

[muted valley]

SRM

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Matt Nagy

[grave minnow]

I mean he’s a Top 10 Packers HC of all time to be fair

7-7

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Rashee rice TD

[grave minnow]

Lions didn’t look too hot

Looked like Swiss cheese in fact

[woeful topaz]

now we wait 10 days of "is the lions defense awful or is it the chiefs"

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Pretty much

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the lions good again

[grave minnow]

I’m cool with that

I just don’t want the Bears or Vikings to be happy

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Lions slicing up this liability Chiefs defense

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chris jones is gonna be paid immediately after this game

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Lions looking real decent

[grave minnow]

So about that

Whoops

[mint edge]

There's the lions we know and love

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LOL

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LMAOOOOO

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Bruh

Garbage play call fumble aside

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Eventually they'll learn "grit" and "they just have so much heart" don't mean shit

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That screen was dead before it even began

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Shoulda passed to Amon-Ra smh amiright boys

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oh no they detroited it

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I'm mad this is a primetime game

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live by the campbell, die by the campbell

[grave minnow]

Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup

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Hold up let it cook

https://tenor.com/view/amon-ra-st-brown-gif-24193507

Amon-Ra 3TD coming

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The Lions have 4 this year.

No matter how much they shove them down our throats, they still irrelevant 😭

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*30

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Yessirrr

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NFL record

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can’t stop the

🌞

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https://tenor.com/view/yes-no-gif-21780817

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FOOBAL

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U gotta be shittin me

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In my yahoo league I have him so I started Monty over him 💀

Hopefully gets a tuddy to make the start worth it

🫡

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I might have 3 players out

JT Kelce and Kenny

My luck is just wow

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Ya in that one I have JT, Kupp, KWIII

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oooooof

my condolences

at least you dont have kupp

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but I got Kupp @ 28, JT @ 88

So

I can hold down the fort til they back

Hopefully

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Good drive for Lions D

Aaaand Lions O is still borked

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MAhOMES

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Holy smokes

[muted valley]

Blake bell TD

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TOUCH DOWN

Yahhhh

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14 - 7 - 0

Yes I fired shots at the Cubs because reasons

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LaPorta TE1 SZN ?!

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I’m not sure the Lions practiced 2 minute drill

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#0 bruh

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This is really weird

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#0 keep messing up

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Kick

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Grrr almost got Sun God REC

🤬🤬🤬🤬

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80 yard fg or whatever the hell

KICK IT

UNLEASH YOUR INNER JUSTIN TUCKER

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Teased me

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Nope ok

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Hail Mary to sun god duh

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KICK IT

DO IT

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It’s Joever

Half

All I can say is #0 is bad bro

Is that Marvin Jones ?

What is blud doing

He’s turned 5 targets into 9yds and a fumble.

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14 - - 7 - 0 - - 0

[woeful topaz]

same old lions?

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this division is so wide open lmao

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Bro

Marvin Jones ASS

6 targets
9 yards
1 fumble

[mint edge]

PATTY PICK 6

[woeful topaz]

tom grossi is not gonna be happy

[smoky bough]

Toney is ass

Jesus

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football

is

boring

where are all the dunks

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Brian branch

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Toney going to the xfl, trashy receiver

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Fr

!Guangdong

What is the China one

!Taiwan

Idk

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fail

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toney vs jones kickoff game should be a crime

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nick bolton just killed a man

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and he tried to kill him back

richie james almost war criminal moment

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gray is a beast

feed him

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What is it?

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its an easteregg

i cant just tell u

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Toney is so fucking bad jesus

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!china

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did you start him or smth

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!shanghai

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Hes fuxning up my mahomes points

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I traded him for a fake dollar

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oh yea fair

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the command is misspelled so you get an extra challenge

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!guandong

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Bro

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!guongdong

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https://streamable.com/jembqx

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broken streamable 😭

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https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

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lmao all that work for a broken link

sad times

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REYNOLDS

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What is it

Get a new one

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too laszy

laszry

wayy tooo lazry

chewy u have a job

sponsor us a streamable acct

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Lions 21-20 win pls

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harri but might get a chance

scored too fast

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Montgomery

TD

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MONTGOMERY

Wrecking ball

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Foo

Bal

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YUHH

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It's over

Chiefs cooked

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https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-mord-bite-bitting-gif-13860829

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Chiefs offense looking real mid without Kelce

Or is this the result of Bienemy leaving

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Chiefs selling

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I guess 18 carries for 64 yards is better than 7 for 42

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They get stopped on 4th down

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that play had no chance lol

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Kadarius Toney need to learn Chinese

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toney 4 mvp

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Mahomes a receiver merchant

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Mahomes hail mary incoming

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That was stupid

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Incomplete

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NO WAY LMAO

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oh god reid has been infected by campbellitis

its spreading

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Damn near had that

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CMON

DO IT

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Its over

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gibbs run saved my parlay

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mahomes on fraud watch ⁉️

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Lions w

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KT getting cut

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Bieniemy laughing somewhere

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detroit will certainly not overreact

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It's over

Absolutely trash playcalling by the chiefs

Jet sweep on 3rd&1 💀

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LETS GO

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ITS MAHOVER

lions representing the nfc north well

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First Things First will be glorious tomorrow

EAT IT NICK WRONG

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how was first game ?

just saw score, super close game

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Toney ass

Mahomes kinda needs kelce

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who is Toney ?

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Kadarius toney

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idk nfl, not following

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Trades from nyg to kc

Uhh hes an injuey peoje book bust receiver

In bball terms

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Had 5 drops, dropped a pass that ended in a pick 6

Basically his play alone costed them the game

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yikes

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Garbage ahh should be sent to xfl

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China

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y they kept going to him ?

he was open ?

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Yes

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just couldnt catch

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21-20 like 3 minutes left, dropped a wide open catch that would have put the chiefs in fg range

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r we going to hear about the Lions winning the division now?

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They probably will

[woeful topaz]

were we not hearing about it already

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yea, but now theres, proof
sort of

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shit i've had them down as winning it since the season ended lmao

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https://twitter.com/DKSportsbook/status/1699970114823557205?t=ifaiXNxf8eHHjSN4r71W3w&s=33

DraftKings Sportsbook (@DKSportsbook)

This really ended in a Pick 6

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:17 AM

Also the chiefs RT was lining up illegally half the time and was false starting almost every time

[dim warren]

@obsidian stone can we do some NFL & Packers polls

W/L record
win division
stuff like that

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So happy the lions won

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Obviously Dak’s fault

[zealous osprey]

Toney was abysmal

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dan campbell might still be a war criminal but he avoided the allegations late in the game

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Hurts bears chances though

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Not really

Bears will be winning every game

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I thought he was crazy for going on it 4th and 2 deep in their own territory but that ended up winning them the game

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I told everyone he was ass they didn't wanna listen and just said I was a salty Giants fan

[zealous osprey]

Peaked in the Super Bowl

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That punt return gonna be the biggest moment in his career

[zealous osprey]

Bro going to xfl

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He needs to also quit them shitty raps he has

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didnt go for it on 4th and 3 on the chiefs 40 but went for it on the chiefs 45 when only up 1 with 2 mins left

and didnt use gibbs

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I felt like mahomes wasn’t making good reads tonight either but that doesn’t take away from the dropped passes

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fr chiefs wrs looked like xfl players

[zealous osprey]

Chiefs gonna be the 2022 bears

[muted valley]

Mills > mahomes agenda

One can convert a 4th&20+ with the game on the line with a BTT and the other can't

[zealous osprey]

I really liked the chiefs defense tho

They accomplished a lot without jones.

[muted valley]

Only 14 points allowed

[zealous osprey]

Young defense with a lot of depth

Showed up against one of the best offenses last year

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yea they clamped down on their run game after the 1st half

goff looked rusty and lions pass playcalling was pretty ass tho

[zealous osprey]

I expected the lions to run all over them

Nah Goff looked great imo, but the play calling was mid

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he was missing throws early, looked better towards the end

[zealous osprey]

Goff made much better decisions than mahomes. Goffs receivers actually got spacing but he made better reads nonetheless

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his pass blocking was much better

but he can make great decisions when he isnt hurried

[zealous osprey]

Also true

Mahomes had fair pass blocking as well but lions have been developing a pass rush

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yea hutch is a beast

shouldve been 1st overall

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Book it

[muted valley]

Only so much mahomes can do when toney drops the ball every time

[smoky bough]

Hes such a fraud bro should go to china

[pulsar ocean]

wait kc lost

https://x.com/benjaminsolak/status/1699988231717068832?s=46&t=_jdKTtAFWqMivVqH1ZiM2A

Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak)

Kadarius Toney at -2.19 expected points added per target.

Put another way: throw the ball at Kadarius Toney 3 times; the other team scores a touchdown

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 3:29 AM

[olive knot]

skyy moore joining toney in Canada

Dude was out there doing cardio to pay tribute to snell

[smoky bough]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1700157971802534307?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Lmfaoo

[zealous osprey]

💀

[surreal hare]

Lol I bet he is

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1700239984983179395?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Seahawks RB Kenneth Walker, who had been dealing with a groin injury, has no game designation. He'll play.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 8:09 PM

they bamboozled us

I started Monty tho so that was good enough, me thinks

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https://youtube.com/shorts/BP4InnAg9tA?si=nGgVdjLUwT7xRNX3

the ending

[zealous osprey]

Teams that I think will upset on Sunday: Steelers, browns, titans

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I can definitely see the Steelers winning

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^

niners always start slow

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Purdue-VT in weather delay right as our offense was humming

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Same ol’ Huskers lmaoooo

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/willbrinson/status/1700559965839044814?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[sacred burrow]

😭

[alpine grove]

Kupp IR

Rip

Expected 😔

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💔

[alpine grove]

My team gotta hold down the fort till then.. at least my WR room even with Kupp is STACKED

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Same

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10T So with him out, it’s Diggs, Sun God, and DHop till he’s back we cooking

And I also have JT lol

But while he’s out I got Mondre/KWalker/Monty/Akers/Swift

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Still got Cooper and Dhop

And chase

[alpine grove]

Ayy

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My team when it's healthy gonna be stacked

[alpine grove]

Yessirr we both got Kupp late huh

We will win if he comes back healthy 💯🤝🏽

And other players stay healthy

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💯🤝🏾

[alpine grove]

Diggs Amon-Ra Kupp trio is just wild

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Ya that's crazy

I get cooper with chase still with Mondre and Pierce popping off I should win the chip

[alpine grove]

Lol so we both got Mondre as RB1 too

I’m a big believer in him man

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Yeah I have him in a few leagues

[alpine grove]

I’ve had him rostered at least once every year since rookie year

Last year twice, this year twice

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Was my second option as my RB1 I really wanted Jacobs

[alpine grove]

Only question for my team is TE lol

I’m having to rely on waiver guys

I’m starting Musgrave 😂

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I have kelce thankfully

[alpine grove]

Who’s ur QB? I got Joe Brrr

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https://tenor.com/view/daniel-jones-gif-23557269

Vanilla vick

[alpine grove]

Oooo

10T
QB: Joe Burrow

WR: Diggs, Amon-Ra, KUPP (got him at pick 28!), Hopkins, Sutton

RB: Mondre, KWalker, Akers, Johnathan Taylor (at pick 88!), Montgomery, Swift

TE: Musgrave 💀

This the team basically

[alpine grove]

I have him in my 12T

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I'm really high on him (as a giants fan some bias obviously) I think him with his rushing and the fact he actually has people to throw to he can be a great QB for fantasy

[alpine grove]

I punted QB in that league cuz everyone took/got auto’d on QB early. Ended up with ARod and Daniel Jones

But did better for other positions as a result

[alpine grove]

Hopefully Waller stay healthy 😬

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Yeah I drafted Danny in like 3 diff leagues so I didn't have to worry about not having value at other positions

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I pray

Our backup TE Bellinger played good last yr tho so even if he misses week 1 I feel fine

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Oh yea I followed the giants so much last season cuz I had Saquon

I remember most of the players from last year 😂

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I'm just happy I don't have to see a Slayton Hodgins Cager package on 3rd down anymore

I really hope that Evan Neal is better this year too

[alpine grove]

😭

Richie James

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Mann

I'm happy I don't have to see Golladay anymore either

[alpine grove]

Held a franchise hostage

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Bro best moment of the year was a block that setup a TD

[alpine grove]

also W1 game was crazy

Before the SZN I was offered Saquon for Swift. I almost considered it, swift was ranked higher at the time

Then I watched Saquon tape one night and I’m like NO

Week 1 sealed my opinion 😂

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I was able to get saquon for Patterson and someone else everyone called me a dumbass until the season started 😭

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Nah that’s wilddd

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Bro I had some of the craziest trades last yr

I will forever hate Tae for selling my playoffs

[alpine grove]

Rippp

I almost lost in 2nd round cuz Broncos D gave me -5…

[silver arrow]

Dude Tae put up like 5 points and I lost by 2 😭

I thought he would get more bc the game was boutta go to OT

But

https://youtu.be/8L4xWutzPKw?si=BKEuTetRewiqGWT2

This just decided to happen 😭

[alpine grove]

Ohhh man I remember this week

[silver arrow]

Saquon almost saved me SNF

[alpine grove]

Mondre was cooking

Back from injury got 20+ pts

I was on bye week tho iirc

or was this the game before playoffs ?

[pulsar ocean]

Colorado qb

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Bro it was crazy like from week 5-8 I lost on MNF 3 straight weeks in a row 😭

[alpine grove]

Pain

[pulsar ocean]

best worst pass

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The craziest sequence of trades I had tho was that I had horrible all around team so I traded Saquon and Tae for Keenan (a week before he came back) Brandin Cooks Dalvin and Pierce then I traded Pierce for Kenneth a week before he got hurt and Cooks and someone else for amon ra then traded Amon Ra and Cook for Saquon and Tae 😭

So my team quickly became
Kyler
Kenneth
Saquon
Keenan
Tae
Hockenson
And DJ Moore

[alpine grove]

Lollll

[alpine grove]

Rip Kyler

[silver arrow]

Had to pick up Purdy for my playoffs

[alpine grove]

I got lucky

Picked up Goff and Daniel Jones

Used DJ Week 16, Goff Week 17, would just bench the other

Both cooked both weeks

Goff had 28.70 W16, 25.70 W17
Jones had 21.76 W16, 38.18 W17

I flipped on which week was the better start but it all worked out

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Holy shit, Purdue game delayed until 6:15 ET

This was a noon kickoff lol

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What it get delayed for

[obsidian stone]

Storms

[smoky bough]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1700637322197311650?s=46&t=QpzBTzCZlzlBDchyUuDSLA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Amazing News: Former #Bucs, #Bills WR Mike Williams, who was erroneously reported to have passed away by multiple outlets, is now reportedly been recovering and has had his life support removed, per @nypost

https://t.co/EJJponrCyD

Williams even smiled when a friend played one…

Twitter · Sep 9, 2023, 10:28 PM

[obsidian stone]

yes hes been revived

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We suck again

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Ready for the 9 hour mid-off to be over

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UW getting pantsed

[surreal hare]

Ope

[pulsar ocean]

we are suckin

[olive knot]

go coooooooooogs

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Damn near a safety to tie it up

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Bama lost lollll

[surreal hare]

I don’t have it on but I can hear the guy downstairs yelling at the wisconsin game

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Very questionable fumble call

[stoic heath]

Another Saturday, another Notre Dame W

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Badgers absolutely hosed by the refs this quarter lol

!refs

[thorny yew]

👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 REF YOU SUCK👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯

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Yikes that's prolly game

How all the badgers fans feelin

[grave minnow]

Like the refs suck

I get we were terrible I in the first half

But we came all the way back just to get fucked up the ass by the refs

They legit didn’t look like they had any idea what they were doing by the end

(Moral of the story is that the Badgers didn’t deserve to win by any string of logic, but the refs were criminally bad)

[pulsar ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6hMqZSPiLRE?si=3YlWdj9uYKqQ9M69

[sturdy wagon]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38364808/colts-eyed-christian-watson-jonathan-taylor-trade-talks-sources-say

Ballard is so unserious

[woeful topaz]

irsay*

[muted valley]

I'm so excited yet not at the same time

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1700895703055151141

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Actives/inactives:
-- #Vikings edge Marcus Davenport is out.
-- #Saints RB Kendre Miller is out.
-- #Falcons RB Cordarrelle Patterson is out.
-- #AZCardinals Hollywood Brown and Zach Ertz are up.
-- #Ravens TE Mark Andrews is out.
-- #49ers TE George Kittle is in.

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 3:35 PM

ANDREWS NO

[muted valley]

Why?

[woeful topaz]

why am i sad or why is he out

[muted valley]

Why are you sad

Likely season

[woeful topaz]

fantasy lmao

[silver arrow]

WHY IS EVERY PLAYER I HAVE OUT

[acoustic pilot]

FOOTBALL IS BACK FORREAL, BABY

[muted valley]

Cool

[silver arrow]

8 MINS TIL FOOTBALL AHHHHHHH

[alpine grove]

It’s back !!!

[silver arrow]

7 hours of commercial free football 🔥🔥🔥

[acoustic pilot]

Cardinals defense is sloppy af

[acoustic pilot]

Pickett is ass

[muted valley]

I'm surprised texans in this

[olive knot]

zay jones with the catch of the day so far

[silver arrow]

https://fxtwitter.com/WayneJrTheGreat/status/1700929426744103099?s=20

[alpine grove]

What happened to Joe Burrow blud

[mint edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/fantasypts/status/1700934666964881451?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

[alpine grove]

😂

[woeful topaz]

burrow sucks against cleveland

well known

1-4

[alpine grove]

But not THIS bad bahaha

[mint edge]

AFC north QBs down bad

[muted valley]

Fr

Lamar hasn't been that good

[silver arrow]

MPJ

Cmc wtf dude

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-told-you-that-john-bruh-thats-what-i-said-i-told-you-about-it-gif-25238908

[muted valley]

I'm sad now

[woeful topaz]

lamar 🤝 mahomes
playing like dookie because their wr1 te is out

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1700953630294077684?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Ravens RB JK Dobbins is feared to have suffered a torn Achilles, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. A crushing injury. He’ll have an MRI to confirm.

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 7:25 PM

:/

[smoky bough]

Its over for him if true

[silver arrow]

Tannehill is so ass

[woeful topaz]

that's so sad god damn

[zealous osprey]

Man feel so bad for him with all his injuries

[next fulcrum]

NOOOO

Fuck, man

[zealous osprey]

Richardson impressing

Tannehill is so bad

LETS GO BUCS

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/PFF_College/status/1700958338572247341?s=20

PFF College (@PFF_College)

BREAKING: Michigan State has fired HC Mel Tucker due to the ongoing sexual harassment investigation, per @Brett_McMurphy

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 7:44 PM

[next fulcrum]

That was quick

[woeful topaz]

rip bozo

[zealous osprey]

excited for the browns

[next fulcrum]

Nvm, apparently this has been going on since March

Rip bozo indeed

I love Baker

Let him bake

Vikings last in the division

[zealous osprey]

lfg

[next fulcrum]

https://x.com/nicoleauerbach/status/1700963284621410738?s=46&t=vuBmrlbELpLe2vmHhqkCGw

Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach)

MSU coach Mel Tucker has not been fired, a source told @TheAthletic.

Here’s this from the Detroit Free Press:

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 8:03 PM

uhhh

What is going on lol

[woeful topaz]

tf

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/chrissolari/status/1700961092904649051

Chris Solari (@chrissolari)

Hearing MSU football coach Mel Tucker is suspended with pay pending the outcome of the Title IX investigation, per a source.

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 7:55 PM

another person

[muted valley]

Richardson down

[woeful topaz]

ok he's moving again

[mint edge]

6.56 Lamar

[muted valley]

Lol

Texans did pretty good against him

[zealous osprey]

time for america's game of the week

[mint edge]

Remember when Lamar won MVP

[zealous osprey]

i need him for fantasy

SO EXCITED FOR BEARS FOOTBALL

[stoic heath]

It’s time 🔥

[muted valley]

Start with a penalty

🔥

Will amderson Jr droy

[acoustic pilot]

Fly, Eagles, Fly!!!

Jordan Love looking good

Oh they fighting

[sturdy wagon]

jordan love already owns the bears

[alpine grove]

Musgrave papa

[alpine grove]

Do we drop Swift for Gainwell 💀😂

[acoustic pilot]

Yes. Lmao

[alpine grove]

BRO TYREEK

FUCKIN COOKING

[muted valley]

Good

[smoky bough]

Where tf waddle at

[zealous osprey]

Bears play calling atrocious

[sturdy wagon]

LFGGG GENO

[zealous osprey]

Fields to moore lfg

[muted valley]

Lol

[sturdy wagon]

ANDERS GOAT

wheres all the packers messages smh

[olive knot]

in a special channel 😎

#🧀│green-bay-packers

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey why so quiet?

[alpine grove]

I LOVE YOU TYREEK HILL

Carrying me 🥹

[next fulcrum]

at least he still has the bills

[muted valley]

Lol

He's got to wait until tomorrow

[stoic heath]

This is great

I’m not surprised with how Fields is playing, he stinks

[smoky bough]

@zealous osprey what happened 😭😭

[alpine grove]

what happeneduuuuh

[zealous osprey]

He’s been solid

[alpine grove]

[smoky bough]

Jordan love owns him

[zealous osprey]

Our play calling has been horrendous lmao

[alpine grove]

JLo owns

[zealous osprey]

But ye love is playing great nice to see that from him

[smoky bough]

Yessir

[zealous osprey]

Fields isn’t our problem it’s the coaching lmao

[stoic heath]

He’s been garbage

[zealous osprey]

Three passes that didn’t hit the intended receiver’s hands?

His ball placement hasn’t been bad, has been reading the field better

Can’t do much tho when getsy is calling screens at least twice a drive tho lol

[stoic heath]

All short. They’re conservative with him because they know he can’t read progressions to save his life

He’s holding onto the ball forever and when he doesn’t throw it he scrambles

[zealous osprey]

He’s proven to be successful down the field even with just slants lol

[muted valley]

He threw the ball right to quay

twp

100%

[zealous osprey]

Ye that was bad lol

[mint edge]

Fields is a problem, but the bears have plenty of other problems

[zealous osprey]

He stared down the receiver fs

[muted valley]

But bears OL has been trash

[stoic heath]

His accuracy hasn’t been terrible but they’ve largely been short easy passes

He’s taking every check down he can

[zealous osprey]

But I’m impressed with his ability to read the field

[zealous osprey]

That’s something he couldn’t do last year

[stoic heath]

Well if he couldn’t do that last year then that’s a even bigger issue… especially for a NFL QB

[zealous osprey]

He was one of the most accurate qbs last season deep. We know he can throw deep efficiently it’s just a matter if getsy actually wants to call those plays lol

[muted valley]

A lot of check downs fs

[zealous osprey]

The amount of screen passes is horrendous. Getsy needs to get his shit together

[stoic heath]

Except he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn..

[stoic heath]

Where’s that from?

[zealous osprey]

Not sure but theirs loads of them on patreon. It’s not like it’s just some random chart I made in excel

[stoic heath]

Pro Football Reference’s completion percentage+ adjusted stat had him at a 81. 100 is average on their scale

Rodgers last year was exactly at league average and most Packers fans agree he was way below his standards (and what you’d expect from a MVP caliber player)

[muted valley]

Bro tyreek

[smoky bough]

Mannn

[muted valley]

OPOY

Tua MVP

[alpine grove]

😍

[muted valley]

I had him in a league with Aaron Jones and Brandon aiyuk

[alpine grove]

Wowwwww

You made all the right decisions

[muted valley]

I had aiyuk on the bench sadly

Going to bench pierce tbh

[next fulcrum]

Yeah think I’m safe to switch to LAC-MIA, holy

[alpine grove]

Yo and Patriots can win too

Inside the 20

1:02 left

[robust cloak]

Packers 👍

[muted valley]

Pats L

[zealous osprey]

Bears 😞

[muted valley]

Packers still own yall

[zealous osprey]

They have the last 40 years 💀

[olive knot]

eagles have a player named GOB?

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-magic-devemopment-gif-5366345

[coarse rivet]

https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1701016081283141725?t=ncuHDhSLxoI5BJ0hRi1_UA&s=19

ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports)

The Last Day of Pompeii, by Karl Brullov, 1830-33, 📸 via @PFTCommenter

Likes

807

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169

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 11:33 PM

[zealous osprey]

[sturdy wagon]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT

[acoustic pilot]

Eagles W secured

A W is a W even if it's ugly 😌

[zealous osprey]

Cam Akers 22 carries for 29 yards holy

[acoustic pilot]

Me: remembering someone roasting me for drafting Aaron Jones and he got me 27 points today 😌

[zealous osprey]

My kicker was my third highest scorer

[olive knot]

im sorry what

[muted valley]

And a TD

[sturdy wagon]

rams should send 3 firsts for JT

[muted valley]

Like they were going to trade 3 firsts for burns

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1700972299787051130?s=20 @muted valley my thanks to ur team

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

HOU 9 - 25 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1076th unique final score in NFL history.

Likes

59347

Retweets

10694

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 8:39 PM

[muted valley]

Lol

1 positive

[olive knot]

when its scorigami we are always happyigami

[next fulcrum]

let’s go G-Men

HOLY

[sturdy wagon]

wow

[next fulcrum]

WOW

[sturdy wagon]

WOWWWWW

[acoustic pilot]

LMFAOOOOO

[mint edge]

JDNSJADJIDSJS D

[woeful topaz]

OH MY GOD

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[acoustic pilot]

Giants so ass

[woeful topaz]

true, but the cowboys missing the XP is peak

[acoustic pilot]

That rb impersonating as a QB and that special teams

[mint edge]

I HATE EXTRA POINTS

Micah Parsons make my pp hard

[acoustic pilot]

I thought dis was gonna be da Giants year?

[alpine grove]

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fitbymartise-cowboy-dance-gif-23941878

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1700994954242437309?s=20

alex (@highlightheaven)

poor guy can't get past the line of scrimmage💔

Likes

10982

Retweets

576

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 10:09 PM

[mint edge]

This Dallas defense is doing some disgusting things to Daniel Jones

[next fulcrum]

oof

Rip Giants

[mint edge]

It’s the cowboys’ year

[silver arrow]

This is just not a day for football for me

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1701043896707428396?s=46

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

The #Cowboys take a 26-0 lead over the #Giants with 8 minutes left in the second quarter.

QB Daniel Jones so far today:

• 1 of 6 Passing
• 0 Yards
• 0 TDs
• 2 INTs
• One $160M contract

https://t.co/yki7iJiAL1

Likes

618

Retweets

152

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 1:24 AM

💀

He had such a cool turnaround last year, got the contract and not off to a good start lol, hopefully he bounces back

[muted valley]

Lol

You like this game

[silver arrow]

First MSU head coach wants to be a HOF weirdo now DJ can't get 2 seconds without pressure in the pocket

[mint edge]

Have the giants considered protecting Daniel Jones?

LMAO

[next fulcrum]

And another miss, damn

[olive knot]

gano good

[woeful topaz]

jesus christ

[silver arrow]

Fuck Evan Neal and everyone on the O line

But especially Evan Neal

[muted valley]

Join the teams with a trash OL

[mint edge]

Football is a beautiful game

[olive knot]

if dem boys can maintain a shutout then it will be

[mint edge]

Please let the fumble stand

Oh yeah

[olive knot]

yeah thats clear

[mint edge]

I wish Trey Lance was active

Deuce Vaughn is comically short

[olive knot]

are they saying deuce

it sounds like theyre booing him lmao

[mint edge]

Giants have been booing since the first half

[muted valley]

Deuce got yards

W

If he can, I can

[mint edge]

Daniel Jones is going to die

[silver arrow]

Evan Neal should not be allowed on back into the training facility tomorrow

[mint edge]

How is someone that big so bad at holding someone back

[muted valley]

Lol

His pff score going to be crazy

[zealous osprey]

i feel ya

[muted valley]

No you don't

[zealous osprey]

bear fans 🤝 giants fans

[muted valley]

Losing 0-40 is brutal

Idk if I could be a fan anymore

[zealous osprey]

i mean we almost had that to the bucs with fields

38-3

it wasn't just the score tho

[muted valley]

Not as bad tho

[zealous osprey]

we've been owned by favre and rodgers for 40 years nearly

[silver arrow]

I'm a lions fan now

I get to use the hometown claim

[muted valley]

Getting blown out by your division rival when you think you can beat them

What's considered a blow out?

[zealous osprey]

and then we have a game at home when we think we actually have a chance after 40 years and it gets ripped a way

[zealous osprey]

you're from detroit?

[silver arrow]

Yessir

[zealous osprey]

oh ye that's fair then

still don't think giants season is over they could make the playoffs fs

same with the bears its just one game

[silver arrow]

Losing 40-0 week 1 gives me 0 hope of anything

We are supposed to improve not get worse

[zealous osprey]

yeah that's brutal

bears looked the same today

one step forward two steps back

[silver arrow]

We need to just trade everyone with value and tank for the best o line

[zealous osprey]

oline still a big issue with us

and it will be until teven jenkins comes back

[alpine grove]

https://youtu.be/eTaaU-Kqs18?si=QFFdL2G4LzSZ5e-c @olive knot @mint edge 😂😂

[sturdy wagon]

cowboys fans this is definitely the year

[surreal hare]

Anyone drop the bears still suck in here yet

[muted valley]

https://youtu.be/avRHH9uAL4Q?si=ZOfX3NrAzSPq22Z4

Bro, I had one fantasy league where I would have had 190 points if I started brandon aiyuk

The guy i played had the 2nd highest point total and I still beat him by 56 so om chillin

[zealous osprey]

All bears fit

[alpine grove]

I joke I joke 😭 nice fit bro 😂

[olive knot]

theres a joke here somewhere

[zealous osprey]

Fields > burrow today

[olive knot]

true

yall should make him the highest paid player in that case

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sly-smile-got-em-smirk-evil-smile-gif-16501976

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/ChrisRaybon/status/1701059134324625500

Chris Raybon (@ChrisRaybon)

Took the entire Giants WR corps 38 minutes of game time to surpass Kadarius Toney's 1 yard.

Likes

1621

Retweets

140

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 2:24 AM

[woeful topaz]

oh NO

[woeful topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1700996662548918416

lmfao

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/samkuffelwx/status/1701065938840289476?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

Ahahahha savage

Lol saw in the replies the only reason they have nicer turf is because the Fire demanded it

[next fulcrum]

Crackpot tinfoil hat prediction is that MSU lands Jim Leonhard as their next HC

Source: it was revealed to me in a dream

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hawkeye-no-please-no-no-sad-gif-16886381

[next fulcrum]

Honestly worse than him staying at UIUC

[silver arrow]

MSU should just make Izzo the coach for the football team too atp

[next fulcrum]

hahahaha

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1701242280508584406?s=20

Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman)

Tyreek Hill has the two fastest top speeds in Week 1 so far, per Next Gen Stats, hitting 21.66 MPH and 21.52 MPH on separate TDs.

The next fastest top speed in the NFL?

Old man Aaron Jones, who hit 21.48 MPH on his choice route TD on fourth and 3 yesterday.

Likes

626

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 2:32 PM

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1701265800441598358

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney got back on Instagram to take his shots at the #Giants….

Giants fans got him on Thursday; he fires back on Sunday. Rivalry continues.

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 4:05 PM

bro logs back in specifically to talk shit and then deletes it again lmfao

[mint edge]

They ain’t even good enough to have a mid off

[woeful topaz]

"old man aaron jones"
bro is 9 months younger than tyreek

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/On3sports/status/1700934262734672214?s=20 wazzu mentioned

On3 (@On3sports)

🚨NEW: Week 3 College Football AP Poll

https://t.co/DOAF81bxOQ

Likes

4574

Retweets

658

Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 6:08 PM

8/12 pac12 schools ranked is hilarious

[muted valley]

Will anderson jr DROY agenda

Will Anderson
83.1 defense grade
69.7 pass rush grade
5 pressures
21.7% win rate

[zealous osprey]

Send Brian daboll to chicago

Nah New York Jets playing on 9/11 is crazy

[sturdy wagon]

How come we can't beat you guys

[obsidian stone]

ded

literally killed him

[muted valley]

Texans having the DROY is so nice tbh

[acoustic pilot]

The Texans have Jalen Carter? 🤔

[muted valley]

Lol

Both were great

[woeful topaz]

The Texans have Lukas Van Ness? 🤔

[muted valley]

Will anderson jr propaganda

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/im-just-here-to-participate-sasha-buzzfeed-india-i-just-want-to-be-involved-i-just-want-to-contribute-gif-22920433

[muted valley]

Van ness was alright

But not carter/anderson jr level

Clearly the top 2 players on the defensive side for the 23 class

[woeful topaz]

oh i know just blind homerism

since it worked for week 1 may as well shoot my shot

[muted valley]

Carter needs to go crazy tho

Because if him and will anderson jr stay close it'll probably go to WAJ because of him being an edge

[obsidian stone]

i just remember the one good play from van ness

and i think he was unblocked

but he chased down fields

made a solid tackle

[olive knot]

i have no idea either tbh

might be cause dickert is from wisco

[muted valley]

He had a sack

So

But wasn't blocked

[obsidian stone]

yea i said that

[muted valley]

I was being more specific

You said tackle I said sack

Besides will anderson jr sack > Lukas van ness sack because WAJ was held on the play

[obsidian stone]

but whos team won

[muted valley]

Team one with a healthy OL

[smoky bough]

^^^^

Who has the better qb?

Who has the better rbs?

[muted valley]

Who has the better LT

[smoky bough]

Who has the better receivers?

[muted valley]

Who has the better rookie edge

Who has the better safties

[smoky bough]

Who has the better better

Who has the better returner?

Im j playin

[muted valley]

Tank dell > jayden Reed at PR

Hopefully i go to the texans packers game next season

[obsidian stone]

packers safeties are ok

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[obsidian stone]

bahk is p good

[woeful topaz]

true but nixon was an all pro returner

[obsidian stone]

and we got an awesome young d line

[olive knot]

arod playing on 9/11 is kinda hilarious

[muted valley]

Texans are better

[muted valley]

Tunsil is better

[olive knot]

healthy dbakh clears

[obsidian stone]

fr

[muted valley]

Nah

[obsidian stone]

and he doesnt have a bongface

[muted valley]

Healthy tunsil is the 2nd best LT in the league

[olive knot]

tunsil gets points for bongface tbf

[obsidian stone]

lol

[olive knot]

arod hurt fuck

[woeful topaz]

oline gonna kill him

[olive knot]

there goes the 65%

[mint edge]

Well that didn't last long

[woeful topaz]

no fucking way

[obsidian stone]

lmao

that is just terrible

rodgers already out

[woeful topaz]

wilson > allen confirmed

[obsidian stone]

rodgers

[mint edge]

What a weird play to get hurt on

[obsidian stone]

he looked ok? then just sat down?

[woeful topaz]

people online saying it looks like an achilles

there's no fucking way

[obsidian stone]

kinda twisted his calf

[muted valley]

Crazy he's already hurt

[olive knot]

hes gonna pull a vontae davis and announce his retirement at halftime

[muted valley]

Bringing a cart

[next fulcrum]

Are you fucking kidding me lol

[muted valley]

Allen first

Nice

[woeful topaz]

im going to bed

fuck this holy shit

[muted valley]

Cooki first down

[smoky bough]

Wait why tf is zach in

[muted valley]

Rodgers hurt

[pulsar ocean]

My dad said it looked like his foot / toes hyperextended

[muted valley]

Ankle

Injury

Diggs first down

Allen sacked

[mint edge]

Going all in on an elite QB just for him to blow his achilles the first drive is incredibly on brand for the Jets

[next fulcrum]

My plane TV has the game thank god 🫡

[muted valley]

Nooo, damien Harris just short

Bills kicking the FG

[olive knot]

jets, like the bears, are legally not allowed to have good qbs

[muted valley]

3-0

[stoic heath]

If that 400 lb shaped Hershey kiss Mekhi Beckton could not need his own elevator then he would’ve been LT like planned these past few years not 900 year old Duane brown

Blame him for this

[sturdy wagon]

Zach Wilson legacy game now

[obsidian stone]

packers not getting that pick

[olive knot]

we'll settle for 33rd overall

[muted valley]

Zach wilson is trash 💀

[muted valley]

Now the Hershey kiss is downfield

False start

Lazard first

22 yards

[obsidian stone]

lazard stonks ⤵️

[olive knot]

almost dropped it 💀

[muted valley]

Milano is elite

What a nice TFL

Wilson sacked

Ens of Q1

[obsidian stone]

are u doin the pbp

[muted valley]

I need xp

Allen twckled for loss

Ball loose

But forward progress called

What a waste of a challenge 💀

Can't be challenged

3rd&8

Allen inted

TWP

Basically an arm punt

[olive knot]

this game is ass

[sacred burrow]

I'm late

What happened to Rodgers

What typa injury

[muted valley]

Breece in

TD

[woeful topaz]

anywhere from an ankle sprain to an achilles

[muted valley]

Wait

Nvm

83 yards

What a run

To the 13

Wilson throw away

Breece carrying rn

69th fg under 30 yards for Greg the leg, nice

[smoky bough]

Breece is so him

[obsidian stone]

3rd play if his game

got sacked

[muted valley]

Ankle

[obsidian stone]

stood up, walked a bit

then just sat down

[muted valley]

They just showed it

[sacred burrow]

Yea I saw the clip of him being carted

Hope he's good, Jets fans in shambles

[muted valley]

Quinnen Williams tfl

Sauce just got cooked

[pulsar ocean]

he didnt get cooked

just didnt tackle well

[muted valley]

Allowed a catch and missed the taxkle

TWP by allen

[pulsar ocean]

allowing a catch on a comebacker isnt getting cooked lol

[muted valley]

Yay, kincaid!!!

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1701401162937782736?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets now have ruled out Aaron Rodgers.

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501

Retweets

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Twitter · Sep 12, 2023, 1:03 AM

[muted valley]

Rodgers out

Allen running first down

Cook first

[woeful topaz]

https://x.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1701399958463897747?s=20

Kimberley A. Martin (@ByKimberleyA)

This was Aaron Rodgers, spotted a short time ago, wearing a heavy black walking boot on his left ankle/foot … The #Jets QB was visibly despondent as he was carted thru the stadium…

Photo courtesy of Sal Paolantonio

Twitter · Sep 12, 2023, 12:58 AM

[muted valley]

But flag

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/artbutsports/status/1701396228490121253?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[woeful topaz]

x rays negative

so that's a ligament then

[muted valley]

Nvm

No flag ig

Jets TFL

Oh they're mentioning singletary

The best texans pass blocker

Gabe davis to the 10

Nice throw by allen

Diggs to the 8 off a screen

Damien Harris to the 5

[obsidian stone]

already reported xrays negative

this motherfucker gets the fastest healthcare ive ever seen

[muted valley]

Flag???

TD diggs ig

I thought allen crossed the line

[woeful topaz]

yeah which means bad news

[pulsar ocean]

no way thats a td

[muted valley]

It's right on the line

Confirmwd

[obsidian stone]

id rather watch the brewers

[muted valley]

Lolllllllllllll

[muted valley]

POV you're wrong

[pulsar ocean]

POV idc

[surreal hare]

Brewers are more fun

[muted valley]

POV you should

[obsidian stone]

pov watching a 1st place team

vs watching the jets

vs buffalo

who fuckin cares

[muted valley]

I'm watching the bills