🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[obsidian stone]

this up there with one of the stupidest things ive seen

i dont understand this generations humor

[woeful topaz]

how old are you

[muted valley]

37

[woeful topaz]

oh shit i'm only a wee 29 year old lad

[obsidian stone]

chewy is not 37

[muted valley]

Alright ima be 17 in 4 days

[zealous osprey]

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/knocked-up-paul-rudd-ah-to-be-young-youthful-getting-old-gif-23575822

wait you were born after revenge of the sith came out

[muted valley]

Ok

[carmine coral]

LOVE SZN

[sacred burrow]

get the packers role and join uss

[obsidian stone]

@carmine coral u want the cheese head role

[zealous osprey]

Average packers enjoyer

[carmine coral]

Yes

Holy that throw

Flag

[sturdy wagon]

gen x was lucky enough to witness joe montana
millennials were lucky enough to witness tom brady
we are lucky enough to witness sean clifford

[sacred burrow]

amen

[surreal hare]

John elway erasure

[woeful topaz]

amen

[muted valley]

Davis mills had a 91.4 pff grade last night

QB1

Henry to'oto'o had a 90.6 pff grade and tank dell had an 84.3 pff grade last night, both looking like steals rn

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey bears 2 long TDs

[zealous osprey]

Justin fields stats today: 3/3, 129 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INT

[sacred burrow]

Weren't both TDs like short shovel passes

[zealous osprey]

A touchdown is a touchdown

The justin Jefferson commercial 💀💀

[muted valley]

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1690423766768144384

Warren Sharp on Twitter

Justin Fields 3 passes:

-3 air yards, gained 11 yards

-2 air yards, gained 62 yards, TD

-2 air yards, gained 56 yards, TD

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 6:03 PM

[zealous osprey]

Don’t see a problem

[muted valley]

Fields didn't do anything today

[zealous osprey]

Made the right decisions

[muted valley]

💀

[obsidian stone]

the right decision to not pass it further than 3 yards

[zealous osprey]

158.3 passer rating

[muted valley]

Overrated, just like fields

[olive knot]

a td is a td, doesnt matter how you got it

[zealous osprey]

^^

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/winning-vin-fast-and-furious-winning-is-winning-gif-15880267

[mint edge]

Deuce Vaughn is electric

[muted valley]

I think context does matter when you're deciding how good a qb is

Yes he got 2 50+ yard TDs but consider the throws it makes it less impressive

[olive knot]

i mean yea he's most likely not gonna be able to replicate that performance but he managed to score 2 tds efficiently and had a good game overall, cant take that away from him

its preseason anyways, i'm not looking into things besides the pack that closely

[zealous osprey]

Mahomes had 3000 yac last season. That doesn’t take away his mvp

[muted valley]

He managed?

[muted valley]

And he still had more passing yards than fields w/o them

I'm just saying for this one game he didn't do anything impressive

[zealous osprey]

I mean he still played perfect regardless

[woeful topaz]

stroud commanding the texans tank?

[muted valley]

Tank dell

[muted valley]

Technically but it wasn't really a good perform

[muted valley]

@zealous osprey fields had a 64 passing grade with 0 BTTs and 0 TWPs

[zealous osprey]

Did you see the amount of big time plays he made last season?

He was ranked first in deep ball accuracy

On top of being the bears only source of offense

We know he can make explosive plays. He just needs to show he can handle pressure, make the right decisions, and establish a flow for the offense which he did yesterday even if it was a small sample size

[muted valley]

He wasn't good yesterday

He didn't do anything

[zealous osprey]

He used his weapons

Made the right calls

[muted valley]

Wasn't DJ Moores TD a screen?

[smoky bough]

And he almost missed moore on that pass

I like fields tho he carried me for some time in fantasy

[muted valley]

Because he's an elite runner

[surreal hare]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1690715073759924224?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[smoky bough]

Cook -> Jets

[obsidian stone]

i finally watched first hard knocks last nite

rodgers is actually out there coaching and seems super relaxed

hard to see him throw dimes to lazard

then be super personable on camera

[alpine grove]

Woah woah woah

[obsidian stone]

but i will love love

[smoky bough]

Yeah

Cook is on the jets

[alpine grove]

Good thing we didn’t draft yet haha

Picked good time

Bunch of moves

[smoky bough]

Fr

Zeke to pars

Pats

[obsidian stone]

thats a scary offense

[alpine grove]

Righttt

[obsidian stone]

cook, wilson, lazard, davis

and randall cobb of course

[pulsar ocean]

RIP Alex Collins

[muted valley]

Can't belive you forgot super bowl winning wr carey

[obsidian stone]

i cant believe you

in general

[olive knot]

RIP, damn

[muted valley]

Ok

But forgetting carey hardman should be a crime

[zealous osprey]

davis is still there wtf?

i thought he was gonna get cut fs

[obsidian stone]

stupid madden servers are overloaded

[smoky bough]

Thats kinda wild

[zealous osprey]

niners fans punching the air they passed on fields

[muted valley]

Maybe Fields would actually be good

[zealous osprey]

he is good!

[obsidian stone]

hmm

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[muted valley]

Not yet

But he should be this season

[pulsar ocean]

what

[zealous osprey]

Lol

50?

[pulsar ocean]

[woeful topaz]

if he's wearing 50 after the preseason we'll talk

[pulsar ocean]

I mean yea it's preseason

but still

50

[smoky bough]

Whats wrong with that

[muted valley]

It's weird for a qb

[muted valley]

It's weird for a qb

[next fulcrum]

Interesting choice lol

I had no idea he signed w detroit

[woeful topaz]

oh

@muted valley it's because 0-19 are either taken or retired at the moment

[next fulcrum]

Ah, fair enough

[muted valley]

Makes sense now

[pulsar ocean]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1691505957505761280?s=20

what is going on in ny

[surreal hare]

I read that as doctor oz at first and almost fell over

[woeful topaz]

lmao

someone on the jets: "why's [aaron] always picking up grass? he tryin to get the wind?"
lazard: "he does a lot of things"

[zealous osprey]

@obsidian stone is this server going to do a fantasy football league?

[pulsar ocean]

if we do I'd be intrigued

[obsidian stone]

There is one, currently full

If there's enough interest we can get another going

[pulsar ocean]

aight

[zealous osprey]

@carmine coral @muted valley @surreal hare @woeful topaz any of y'all interested in fantasy league here?

@silver arrow @upper pagoda @next fulcrum @acoustic pilot ^

🥺

[upper pagoda]

Uh maybe

Prolly won’t be active much in it bc junior year

Think we should do it tho

[acoustic pilot]

I am

I'm already in two leagues though..but it should be alright

[pulsar ocean]

bro pinged everyone lol

[woeful topaz]

indifferent so if you need a body i'm down

[surreal hare]

Yeah same

[pulsar ocean]

that's 6 if everyone interested played

[silver arrow]

Sure

[obsidian stone]

stop pingin people

ill make an announcement

react to the announcement if you want to be in the league

@zealous osprey do you want to be commish of this league?

[zealous osprey]

Sorry

[zealous osprey]

Sure if no one else wants to

[obsidian stone]

its fine, just if i make an announcement itll go easier/smoother for you

u tryin to do 10-12 teams?

[zealous osprey]

I think that size would be best

[obsidian stone]

so everyone go react to this announcement. @zealous osprey 's youll be able to see who reacted or messages you

[zealous osprey]

Cool

Will there be a chat here for fantasy football 2?

[obsidian stone]

then id just make a group DM

[zealous osprey]

I think that only goes to 10

But if we do 10 that could work

[obsidian stone]

you can make a forum post under #1021130326484979792 or just use the existing fantasy one i think we hav

if u get more than 10 interested, let me know

[smoky bough]

Im inn

@zealous osprey

[obsidian stone]

might be enough interest for an extra league

[zealous osprey]

Bet

Oh I thought there was a league already

[smoky bough]

We do but its full

[zealous osprey]

Ah ok

So you wanna be apart of two?

[smoky bough]

Yesisr

[zealous osprey]

Bet

[muted valley]

Yea

[muted valley]

Jalen pitre is him

[smoky bough]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1692191639630942384?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: #Bengals RB Joe Mixon has been found not guilty of aggravated menacing.

(via @@ChristianWKRC12, @AryePulli)

https://t.co/9abNZsLnMH

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 3:08 PM

[obsidian stone]

dang

[muted valley]

Stroud is starting again

[pulsar ocean]

kool

[muted valley]

aid

[pulsar ocean]

man

[muted valley]

Mckinstry*

[pulsar ocean]

what

[muted valley]

Lol

[silver arrow]

https://twitter.com/Giants/status/1692687705749287132?s=20

New York Giants (@Giants)

First of many for Hyatt 🤩

📺: NBC4/NFL Network

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Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 11:59 PM

We are so back

[zealous osprey]

This fantasy team going 15-0

[alpine grove]

I did draft Roschon Johnson, how we feel abt him

I read he was “getting work in with the 1s” so that is a good sign! I drafted him in the 14th round so hoping for some possible FLEX value there

[zealous osprey]

I expect him to be the bears starting rb by the end of the season so great pick

[alpine grove]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[zealous osprey]

We still need four spots for our league

[next fulcrum]

I’ll join if you need a guy

At the game rn but afterwards i can sign up, what app are you using?

[zealous osprey]

Sleeper

[next fulcrum]

Oh perfect

When’s your draft?

[olive knot]

i could play if youre still looking to fill some spots

[zealous osprey]

Probably next weekend

[zealous osprey]

Sure I’ll send invite in dms

[pulsar ocean]

did u want to wait till pre season over then no pre season injuries

[sturdy wagon]

I had a dream that we lost to the cardinals week 1 35-10

We don't even play them

[zealous osprey]

Kinda but like also we need to fill the league first

[pulsar ocean]

ptsd

[pulsar ocean]

yea

[sturdy wagon]

I hope deguara doesn't make the final roster

Wtf

[alpine grove]

Deguara: Madden legend for FB Dive in madden 23

[sturdy wagon]

Is that our starting center?

If he is he should not be

[carmine coral]

Can’t believe my eyes

[pulsar ocean]

what happened

[alpine grove]

if 10 million fireflies

[carmine coral]

This is gonna be a rough one

[pulsar ocean]

I swear if Josh Meyers is the reason we suck

[woeful topaz]

don't worry he won't be

it'll be a combination of him and royce newman

but really though

i thought we were geniuses for getting rid of linsley because of how good myers was

This is why we play preseason. Meyers can prove he isn't starting worthy while the games don't matter

[carmine coral]

Doubs

[next fulcrum]

Huuuuuge sack

[carmine coral]

Holy doubs

[woeful topaz]

DOUBS

HOLY SHIT

is he in bounds?

[carmine coral]

Worth the challenge

Marked as incomplete

[woeful topaz]

ah damn one foot out

[carmine coral]

W CHALLENGE

[woeful topaz]

oh shit successful?

hell yeah

[carmine coral]

LOVE

LFG

[woeful topaz]

and a free 15 yards too

[carmine coral]

Getting a little to wild

REED

[pulsar ocean]

luv love

[woeful topaz]

REED

[pulsar ocean]

anders

hits the xp

[carmine coral]

Who was the flag for

[olive knot]

zach tom

these teams do not like each other at all lmao

[woeful topaz]

god jordan love is so good

[pulsar ocean]

do we play them this season

[olive knot]

dont think so

[woeful topaz]

preseason opponents dont get played during the regular season i dont think

[olive knot]

we played them last season

[woeful topaz]

yeah we dont play the AFCE this year

imagine if we had to play rodgers

[olive knot]

i wish

he might be retired by the time the jets play the pack again

[woeful topaz]

we play an AFCE east team next year

just dont know who yet

be great if it is the jets though, game's in lambeau

[olive knot]

👀

[pulsar ocean]

DFENCE

[woeful topaz]

we'd have to be the same division placement i think?

[carmine coral]

We have potential

[pulsar ocean]

we played all of afce last year so yea to play NY next year we'd have to place same

[woeful topaz]

both getting second is the most likely

[olive knot]

were both winning the division so....

[pulsar ocean]

raa

lvn

[mint edge]

Jordan Love proving Fraudgers was a system QB

[pulsar ocean]

owens

[carmine coral]

A block

Holy shit

[pulsar ocean]

KINGSLEY

BOOM

[olive knot]

enagbare is himothy

[woeful topaz]

KINGsley

wilson rb3?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MALIK

[pulsar ocean]

ANDERS

DRILLED IT

[woeful topaz]

HELL YEAH

HELL YEAH

[olive knot]

were never losing again

[woeful topaz]

true

[sturdy wagon]

Winfree and Amari Rodgers are both on the colts

[woeful topaz]

jordan love is better than rodgers, i've seen enough

[sleek sleet]

So how do we look tonight?

[carmine coral]

Ouch

U kiddin

[sturdy wagon]

Valentine is actually good

Wait

Spoke too soon

He's showed potential at least

[carmine coral]

Defense gave up?

[carmine coral]

No face mask is wild

[next fulcrum]

Got a Wayne Larivee hot mic moment in the stadium lmao

Oh shit game over

[carmine coral]

Ggs it’s a preseason

It doesn’t affect I hope he gets better

[zealous osprey]

Yikes I hope that dude okay

Saw game is suspended

[smoky bough]

Wait what happened

[carmine coral]

Game was forfeited by injury but it wasn’t our fault

Friendly fire

[surreal hare]

A guy on the pats took a weird hit

They’re saying he has feeling in his extremities now tho

Football is just getting harder for me to watch

[zealous osprey]

Yeah same

Even though the bills and bears are so good I’ve been steering towards watching more basketball

[smoky bough]

Not sure about the second team there but agreed

[muted valley]

Bears are coming off a 3-14 season . . .

[zealous osprey]

Justin fields gonna come off an mvp season

[muted valley]

Your other qb is more likely

[zealous osprey]

Justin fields placed top 5 in mvp voting last year

[muted valley]

No he didn't

Allen finished 3rd though

[zealous osprey]

Fields got fifth place

[muted valley]

Send screenshot of this

[muted valley]

1 fifth place vote 😭

[olive knot]

that means he got a 5th place vote not that he finished 5th

[surreal hare]

I think that means he got one vote for fifth

[olive knot]

fields better do good now that I have him

[zealous osprey]

More than any Texan last year

[olive knot]

but either way I win

[muted valley]

Josh allen still more likely

[zealous osprey]

Justin Herbert what the.

Justin fields the better justin

[olive knot]

They need to release who voted for what like they did with the nba awards last season

[muted valley]

Justin herbert is the #6 qb at worse rn

[zealous osprey]

Jf is 1

https://tenor.com/view/justin-fields-chicago-bears-bear-down-justin-fields-rain-gif-26693471

[muted valley]

Coleridge*

[olive knot]

that fields to Moore connection better be goated

[zealous osprey]

Already is

[smoky bough]

hell no

not yet, anyways

[woeful topaz]

tl;dr he's out of the hospital and traveling to NE with the team, pats cancelled joint practices with the titans

[mint edge]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1693268166334361768?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Eagles LB Myles Jack is retiring from the NFL, per @RapSheet. A former second-round pick of the Jaguars, Jack said he considered a career-change before signing with Philadelphia.

Now sounds like he's officially moving on.

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2023, 2:26 PM

What being in Philly for a few days does to a mf

[pulsar ocean]

HUH

[zealous osprey]

literal plumbers playing in the modern nfl

[pulsar ocean]

Lol

After looking into it more I can see and respect it a lot tbh

hes taken home somewhere around 20M from just contract money so if hes wise with it and has the plumbing thing going hes set

Gets his bag and gets out before he gets some nagging life long injury

[zealous osprey]

Bears

[muted valley]

Bears at 4 is crazy

[zealous osprey]

America knows ball

[muted valley]

Broncos top 10 💀

Lions 5 💀

[zealous osprey]

When have lions ever been in Super Bowl

Bears in Super Bowl actually makes sense

[muted valley]

Chiefs should be higher than the bears

[zealous osprey]

Chiefs defense

[muted valley]

Still can't count out a mahomes led team

[zealous osprey]

They will be hungover this season

Maybe 2025

[muted valley]

Cowboys should be top 10

[zealous osprey]

[muted valley]

They're a top 3 team in the nfc

[zealous osprey]

In all seriousness cowboys have one of the best rosters in the league

[muted valley]

Texans should be #1

Stroud will look like a future mvp, dameon pierce is a top 10 rb, dell will win oroy and metchie will be elite, schultz will have a career year, the line is good enough, will anderson will win droy, the LBs will be good, the secondary will be top 10 with studs like pitre and stingley and the special teams will be good

^ Super bowl winning team right there

[zealous osprey]

Should be but lovie smith led Texans to extra win

[muted valley]

Demeco clears

[zealous osprey]

Okay but ur still missing someone

U don’t have a justin fields

[muted valley]

We have a better osu qb

Bro stroud looked so much better with the starting o line

The starting o line was actually good too

For pass blocking

0 pressures allowed for the starting 5

[muted valley]

Elite edge

[zealous osprey]

2 more spots left for fantasy football if anyone wants to join

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1694420004827988058?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#49ers QB Sam Darnold was named the team’s No. 2 QB, per me and @TomPelissero. He’ll be the backup to Brock Purdy to begin the season.

This further puts the future of former No. 3 overall pick Trey Lance in some doubt.

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Twitter · Aug 23, 2023, 6:43 PM

@olive knot he returns

[zealous osprey]

Yikes

Still remember this niners fan saying a couple months ago that lance was a better mvp candidate than fields

[muted valley]

Lance trade one of the worst in histories

[zealous osprey]

Gonna be interesting to see if he gets any more shots to play

Niners regretting lance fr now

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1694421798786392266?s=46

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL)

Recapping the 49ers’ initial trade up to acquire QB Trey Lance:

2021 1st-round pick
2022 1st-round pick
2023 1st-round pick
2022 3rd-round pick

Twitter · Aug 23, 2023, 6:50 PM

[muted valley]

Set up the current dolphins

[obsidian stone]

wait

they traded 3 1sts

to move up to get lance

tf

[muted valley]

Texans traded up to 3!!!

[zealous osprey]

Over fields and mac too lol

[olive knot]

all hail the geqbus

niners need to win now so they can’t wait on lance’s development anymore

[zealous osprey]

Apparently he isn’t developing lol

[olive knot]

yea that sucks, thought he’d be good but the dude is too injury prone

it’s funny how the niners traded up all that capital to move off of jimmy g only to get stuck with younger jimmy g

[muted valley]

He's a viking

[woeful topaz]

this kills the trey truthers

[woeful topaz]

thank god they traded 3 1sts to get him

would have been a nightmare of a team if they had drafted well lmao

[olive knot]

fax I can’t stand to see the niners succeed lol

I’d rather the bears or vikings do good personally

[woeful topaz]

i would sooner see the green bay packers organization disbanded than the vikings succeed

bears? eh sure if they win anything then the rivalry can be good again

[olive knot]

well that too

but at least bears and vikings fans are loyal

sf is the most fairweather sportsbase of all time

[muted valley]

Lance will succeed in Minnesota

[olive knot]

no thx

[woeful topaz]

lance is going to the NFCS

[muted valley]

What team?

[silver arrow]

Lance should go to the Bucs

[woeful topaz]

bucs or falcons

[woeful topaz]

man is finally on a team that has a chance to win and is retiring

[olive knot]

He realized Allen Lazard was about to steal all his targets

[woeful topaz]

cobb, apparently

[zealous osprey]

At least jimmy g played a little bit

[zealous osprey]

He was def upset with how his time went on the jets. Surprised he hasn’t been cut he’s just been there lol

[olive knot]

they’re starting purdy aren’t they? He’s basically diet jimmy g

[zealous osprey]

Purdy starting ye

[woeful topaz]

trade 3 1sts for a guy that isnt even qb2 to start mr irrelevant

[olive knot]

rare John lynch L unfortunately

and even then he found a decent starter with the last pick in the draft lol

[woeful topaz]

any other front office would have been fired into the sun for the pick

shanahan boost is real

[acoustic pilot]

Trey Lance not even the 2nd string?!

Please just trade that man somewhere

[muted valley]

Minnesota

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, he would be a decent 2nd there

[muted valley]

And take over after cousins leaves

[woeful topaz]

lance is going to be starting for the bucs or falcons by week 8

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1694427775954764015?s=20 @alpine grove geqbus lowkey putting together a hof resume

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz)

Top Sam Darnold NFL moments:

1. "Out indefinitely with mono" graphic

2. Actually dope long TD run against the Broncos in a random Thursday night game back in 2020

3. Seeing ghosts

4. Beating out Trey Lance to backup Brock Purdy

5. Pick-six on first career pass attempt

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Twitter · Aug 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

[alpine grove]

My goat 🐐

[pulsar ocean]

https://x.com/statmusenfl/status/1694775327912857711?s=46

StatMuse NFL (@statmusenfl)

Career playoff passing yards leaders:

13,400 — Tom Brady
[huge gap]
7,339 — Peyton Manning
5,972 — Ben Roethlisberger
5,894 — Aaron Rodgers

Forget Brady, will anyone pass Manning?

Twitter · Aug 24, 2023, 6:15 PM

Brady

jeez

[alpine grove]

Wilt Chamberlain

[pulsar ocean]

that's like 3 seasons worth of yards

[obsidian stone]

i hear this brady guy is good

pack should trade for him

[pulsar ocean]

wait bruh what is that A-Rod pic

[obsidian stone]

thats his q anon haircut i think

peyton looks more fucked up

wait

they all look fucked up

[olive knot]

roethilsberger looks pretty much the same

[muted valley]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1694785880500621371?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Just in: The #Cardinals are trading former starting OT Josh Jones to the Houston Texans, per @AdamSchefter.

Arizona has now dealt Isaiah Simmons (NYG) and Josh Jones (HOU), both of whom were in the final year of their contracts.

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Twitter · Aug 24, 2023, 6:56 PM

[olive knot]

oh cards are TANKING tanking

budda please

[muted valley]

I didnt even realize who he was

I wonder what the compensation is

[olive knot]

solid tackle, probably not gonna be much comp to get him if simmons went for a 7th

[muted valley]

Texans traded a 5th for him& a 7th

[olive knot]

not bad

[muted valley]

He's good depth and it'll help since Howard is hurt to start the season

[silver arrow]

Giants getting Simmons really makes me happy on what we are planning defensively really sures up that inside can also play hybrid db

[muted valley]

Colts really want a first

[olive knot]

what is my guy doing out there

[smoky bough]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

1.9 rushing avg booty

[muted valley]

Where is tyrion davis price?

[olive knot]

stuck at the bottom of the niners depth chart

sermon is on the eagles now tho

[muted valley]

Oh

Forgot that

[zealous osprey]

Chewy out here hating on fields and takes him third round 😭

[pulsar ocean]

Over burrow and herbo too

[zealous osprey]

a first lmfao

well the dolphins def don't care about their firsts could see it

[muted valley]

They saw the cmc deal

[zealous osprey]

jt is far from cmc level

[muted valley]

Riley moss is the best cb in the league

[woeful topaz]

for no reason at all, my playoff predictions

AFC:

1. Chiefs (14-3)
2. Jets (13-4)
3. Bengals (13-4)
4. Jags (11-6)
5. Steelers (11-6)
6. Bills (11-6)
7. Dolphins (11-6)

NFC:

1. 49ers (14-3)
2. Eagles (14-3)
3. Lions (11-6)
4. Falcons (7-10)
5. Cowboys (12-5)
6. Seahawks (11-6)
7. Packers (10-7)

wild card:
jags > steelers
bengals > bills
jets > dolphins
cowboys > falcons
lions > seahawks
eagles > packers
divisional:
jets > bengals
chiefs > jags
eagles > lions
cowboys > 49ers
conference championships:
jets > chiefs
cowboys > eagles
da bowl:
jets > cowboys

[zealous osprey]

I love the Steelers take

Though I think the ravens with Lamar healthy will win the division

[woeful topaz]

i give myself one "absolutely zero reason for it" take per year and this year it's that kenny pickett will have more total touchdowns than lamar

[zealous osprey]

Last year I remember everyone shitting on the Steelers before the season and I predicted them to make the playoffs (one game off)

Last year my underdog teams were the saints Steelers and jags

This year I think it’s bears dolphins Steelers

[woeful topaz]

this was my full prediction

so i guess my underdogs would be the steelers, colts, packers

in terms of overperforming

[zealous osprey]

Nfc south 💀

[woeful topaz]

4 teams, 1.5 quarterbacks between them

[zealous osprey]

AFCN:
12-5
10-7
10-7
9-8
AFCW:
12-5
11-6
8-9
4-13
AFCE:
13-4
11-6
10-7
7-10
AFCS:
10-7
8-9
7-10
3-14

[muted valley]

3-14 😦

[woeful topaz]

outside of me insisting stroud as a bust i just went through every game on the site and was like "i think the other team takes it"

competitive but not gettin the Ws

[muted valley]

L

Take

[zealous osprey]

NFCN:
11-6
10-7
7-10
6-11
NFCW:
11-6
10-7
7-10
3-14
NFCE:
12-5
10-7
9-8
7-10
NFCS:
8-9
7-10
5-12
4-13

[woeful topaz]

https://next.playoffpredictors.com/football/nfl/37033920-C0E1-4EF4-8F0D-DA53DA41E3A0/official?L=Aw18ZXTt-DFOS1b0cyoA

take a whack at it

[woeful topaz]

vikings in 4th

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-i-find-your-proposal-acceptable-cartoon-network-gif-17660985

[zealous osprey]

Fully healthy that’s my predictions

[zealous osprey]

Vikings are gonna fall off lol

[woeful topaz]

WWW

[zealous osprey]

Im confident asf they don’t finish above .500

[olive knot]

they couldve easily been 6-11 last year so i see it

nfcn should be very fun this year

[alpine grove]

AYYOOOO

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1695214383729717550?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: 49ers are sending their former No. 3 overall pick Trey Lance to the Dallas Cowboys for a mid-round, per sources. Lance now gets a fresh start in Dallas.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2023, 11:19 PM

[zealous osprey]

Lmao

[alpine grove]

LOL

[zealous osprey]

Someone just talked about this in our fantasy chat

@woeful topaz

Draft bust

[olive knot]

already better than dak

[zealous osprey]

Cooper rush >

Bro was like 5-1 or something

[woeful topaz]

FUCK I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A BUC

[alpine grove]

We should @mint edge

[zealous osprey]

A 4th rounder lol

[alpine grove]

Bro if he went to Bucs I woulda been so happy

Cuz fantasy purposes maybe I could grab him haha

I’m starting Rodgers 💀

[zealous osprey]

Lamar

Back up

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-bears-slow-clap-mitch-gif-12887929

[acoustic pilot]

LMAO

Damn, I was supporting his success

Now I can't

[zealous osprey]

Lance gonna beat the niners in the 2024 wild card round

[olive knot]

good

niners lose, america wins

[zealous osprey]

Exactly, a national W!

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-purdy-49ers-brock-purdy49ers-niners-bang-bang-gif-27401798

[acoustic pilot]

Just to lose to the Eagles in the divisional

Asè

[mint edge]

Jerry you mad man

Hot takes are gonna go nuclear the first stinker Dak puts up

[mint edge]

Tho I guess the clown needs his media circus

[mint edge]

I just don’t get it

[stoic heath]

Well the Niners are idiots

That’s a great job by Dallas

[alpine grove]

Frfr

[next fulcrum]

College football returns today

[stoic heath]

Notre Dame plays today 🥲

[alpine grove]

BROOOO

Y’all see that

Rodgers ➡️ Wilson, TD ABSOLUTE DIME

That’s our boi 🥹

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1695564646403772791?s=46

[woeful topaz]

it looked so good

[alpine grove]

My Rodgers Wilson drafted stack 💀

[woeful topaz]

rodgers throwing to #17 🥺

[alpine grove]

Pick 6, Jets D

[olive knot]

was thinking abt drafting arod too since i got garrett

but hes playing behind an oline consisting of 5 royce newmans

[woeful topaz]

god damn

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-lasso-tedlassogifs-tough-but-fair-tough-love-dani-rojas-gif-21203912

[alpine grove]

Nah bro idrk how to feel abt drafting him

I’d rather have had Tua

[woeful topaz]

wait are they calling the jets player down?

oh good nvm

oh my stream is the giants broadcast okay

that makes sense lmao

[olive knot]

yeaaa his deep ball kinda looks cooked, had some really bad misses earlier

but he'll have a vintage arod throw every now and then and is gonna target garrett a ton

[woeful topaz]

the good thing about him playing behind 5 royce newmans is that he won't have enough time to hero ball

[olive knot]

there is always time for hero ball

[woeful topaz]

he'll have to settle with quick throws to wilson where he gets 20 YAC

[alpine grove]

😎

[olive knot]

arod on 3rd and 2 trying to find cobb

[mint edge]

Stidham just got destroyed

https://tenor.com/view/goldberg-ziggler-spear-wwe-wrestling-gif-14828302

[mint edge]

Stidham > Russ

He got that dawg in him

Dolphins Jags game got suspended after a bad injury

[surreal hare]

Oh no

[obsidian stone]

is this the new normal

how many games will be suspended in the regular season

[mint edge]

Probably just because it was preseason

Doubt it happens in regular season unless it’s a Demar Hamlin level situation

https://x.com/nfl/status/1695618492874252366?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

NFL (@NFL)

A 4-TD game for Will Grier. 😮

Offensive coordinator Dak is pushing all the right buttons.

📱: Stream #LVvsDAL on #NFLPlus https://t.co/624TrfDUF6

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Twitter · Aug 27, 2023, 2:05 AM

Trey Lance QB4

[obsidian stone]

until dak gets hurt

[alpine grove]

Woahhhh

Talk about legacy game

They said they would cut him most likely but give him “one last shot” to prove himself

That’s awesome !

[olive knot]

classy cowboys move

[mint edge]

Now watch Jerruh flip Cooper “5-1 as a starter” Rush for a pick and keep Grier

[grave minnow]

One of these things is not like the others

[muted valley]

What happened?

[grave minnow]

Don’t ask me

Apparently Drew Brees, Fitz-magic, and Tom Brady are far more valuable fantasy players than Baker this year

[smoky bough]

💀

[muted valley]

Game time baby

!lfg

[thorny yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232241590037381120/865023801033097216/1624558896679.gif

[muted valley]

Stroud first TD to nico!!!

[muted valley]

Texans win!!!

[obsidian stone]

they won the super bowl already?!

[muted valley]

Sure

[alpine grove]

This is their Super Bowl 😮‍💨

[smoky bough]

damn 💀

[muted valley]

Beat an undefeated team

Jake Haener had like 3 TWPs on the final drive

[alpine grove]

I’m sorry @muted valley all in jokes 🙃

But ayy it must feel good to win 😎

[smoky bough]

💀

[alpine grove]

😂

[smoky bough]

ayaan killin him

[alpine grove]

I’m not even trying to do that intentionally !

😭

😂

[smoky bough]

out for murder

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-laugh-funny-gif-12204102

[obsidian stone]

dont feel bad ayaan

99% of the things chewy says are basically jokes

[alpine grove]

I will be seated in December to witness a Texans dub (or curse them )

I’ll never forget when I went to the fuckin Rockets Bucks game with my fam @obsidian stone thinking it’s a stress free ez dub

And rockets won

My fam is like “wait I thought the bucks were good, you said”

Giannis avg 32 ppg at the time and the one time we go he puts up like 15-19 I think

[muted valley]

It's ok, I live preseason wins since the team doesn't win much in the regular season

Especially happy stroud got a TD

[alpine grove]

And to Nico 😃

[muted valley]

Who sold a stroud BTT smh

[smoky bough]

No shit

[muted valley]

Why the harsh response

This was announced not even 10 minutes ago

[smoky bough]

Im j joking bro

Not like yall were gonna have davis mills at qb or smthg

[muted valley]

Stroud kept getting better as the games went by

[smoky bough]

Sorry if that came off as harsh

[zealous osprey]

@muted valley if it makes you feel any better the bears won all of their preseason games last year

[muted valley]

So did the texans

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1696613432101830857?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

No deal: Indianapolis did not find what it felt was a fair-value offer for Jonathan Taylor and it is not trading its All-Pro running back today, league sources tell ESPN.

With no trade materializing today, Taylor now is expected to remain on the Physically Unable to Perform…

Twitter · Aug 29, 2023, 7:58 PM

[silver arrow]

Rhomandre Stevenson is now my RB1 in this league

[zealous osprey]

Cant wait for poles to go crazy with that number 1 waiver spot

[muted valley]

Damn, kenyon green out for the season

Bust.

[pulsar ocean]

dawg what

[surreal hare]

Yikes

[obsidian stone]

banned from buckscord

[zealous osprey]

Wtf

[pulsar ocean]

bro if anyone gets hurt

[muted valley]

Lol

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1697277881414463805?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Compensation update: TJ Hockenson is signing a four-year, $68.5 million contract extension that resets the tight end market, source tells ESPN. The $17.125 million annual average and $42 .5 million guarantee are the highest for a tight end in NFL history.

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2023, 3:59 PM

!!!

[stoic heath]

@alpine grove https://fxtwitter.com/cameronwolfe/status/1697293335260479830?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

These are great

[alpine grove]

That’s cleannnn

[muted valley]

I thought this was the texans at first lol

[obsidian stone]

who is witherspoon

cuz id take anyone over van ness

[muted valley]

Has he looked bad?

[muted valley]

Originally taken 5th by the seahawks

CB from Illinois

[obsidian stone]

good enough for me

[muted valley]

Well you're stuck with van Ness

Who I actually developed into a beast in my packers rebuild

[smoky bough]

Why?

[obsidian stone]

idk man i dont think hes it

everyone wants him to be the new clay

and hes not

hes just a weightroom hero

[muted valley]

Roughing the passer?

I feel very happy with the edge my team took

[zealous osprey]

Redraft already 💀

Also for bills I think Kincaid was a good pick

[next fulcrum]

Same ol’ Huskers

[next fulcrum]

Anyone going to the Badgers game this weekend?

[surreal hare]

nah but i'll be listening to it from my house lol

[next fulcrum]

Yeah I don’t have tickets, but I’ll be in town and will be participating in pregame activities lol

[silver arrow]

My Spartans play today

Even against CMU I do not expect a win

[woeful topaz]

noooo not msu

UM bettah!

in all seriousness my only problem with the MSU football team is those HIDEOUS neon on forest greens

https://www.freep.com/gcdn/presto/2019/09/07/PDTF/4b642074-87c9-43a5-b262-d1e3260eccb0-09072019_msuwarmup-14.jpg?crop=2399,1349,x0,y0&width=660&height=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp

[pulsar ocean]

I mean

they're kinda nice

it's just the STATE ruins it

[surreal hare]

Ok I kind of like those uniforms

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[surreal hare]

What

Why so angsty

[silver arrow]

L

[next fulcrum]

Booooo

[woeful topaz]

gonna be honest i just picked UM because i almost went there

i live in NY so i have no personal stake

[next fulcrum]

Hey, at least you have correct taste in professional teams

[woeful topaz]

thank god for red forman

[next fulcrum]

Lmao

Is that the reason you’re a packers/bucks fan?

[woeful topaz]

packers for red forman, bucks/brewers for regional consistency

was binging that 70s show when i decided to watch football

[zealous osprey]

Lobos better

[next fulcrum]

Game day

https://tenor.com/view/boiler-football-boiler-up-purdue-boilers-boiler-makers-gif-17277718

[stoic heath]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwsJJe2rmoG/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

notredamegld

When we say 4 for forever, we mean it! ☘️

Pictured here is the GLD Center’s Asst. AD - Alumni Engagement, Hunter Bivin with Monogram winners: Pat Connaughton, Brady Quinn, Anthony Fasano and Ray Zellers.

#4forforever

Instagram

[surreal hare]

Got off at the wrong bus stop on the way back from brunch

[obsidian stone]

haha

that gives me nostalgia shivers

[next fulcrum]

Tried going to union south but traffic on John Nolen was backed up for miles

So chilling at a beach on monona rn

[surreal hare]

I biked up to Hilldale to meet a friend

Who is passing through on her way to the cities

She was like oh, we can pick you up drop you off

I was like no you’ll just be driving very slowly through the city watching underage kids do beerbongs

[obsidian stone]

and over age adults

do beer bongs

[surreal hare]

They had a huge game of flppy cup

That was my game

[obsidian stone]

hellyea

flip cup champ

[obsidian stone]

standard

[robust cloak]

Saw some people in Wisconsin shirts the other day

[obsidian stone]

cali has a lot of sconnies

the ones who can handle the winters

[muted valley]

Colorado tcu

Insane

[obsidian stone]

kickoff already

1st and 10 wisconsin

[next fulcrum]

F for purdue

[obsidian stone]

TD WISCONSIN

[surreal hare]

👐🏼

I can’t hear it over the AC so that’s nice

I heard the lineups and the opening Barry worship

[zealous osprey]

I’ve never seen university of wisconsin Madison campus

But I feel like that would have been a great college for me to go to. I considered it and got accepted but never took a tour

Could also go to bucks games

[obsidian stone]

its beautiful

i been going there all my life (parents alums, then school, then lived there for awhile)

its so nice is summer

TD WISCONSIN

[obsidian stone]

@next fulcrum what happened bro

[zealous osprey]

oh that's what his name means

good day to be an oklahoma fan

[next fulcrum]

Fresno St is a legit good G5 and our o-line was awful

[obsidian stone]

G5 tho

vs

big 10

[next fulcrum]

Also growing pains for a first time coach

Bruh we lost to fucking EMU my freshman year lol

This is nothing new

[obsidian stone]

lol

[next fulcrum]

Fresno St was at least ranked to end last season

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-daytripper-texas-daytripper-emu-emu-attack-gif-13850525

[next fulcrum]

Their coach is good

[woeful topaz]

was it 73-0

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1698059631430427067?s=46

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball)

#Colorado WR/DB Travis Hunter today:

• Over 110 snaps played
• 11 receptions
• 119 receiving yards
• 1 interception
• 3 tackles

“He is him” was a very accurate representation by Deion.

This dude is a STAR.

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Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 7:45 PM

[zealous osprey]

Ye lol

[surreal hare]

Transfer!

[sturdy wagon]

Florida State fans fuming rn

[surreal hare]

Omg am I just now hearing jump around??

This game has been going on for three hours and it’s only just hitting the fourth quarter?!

[zealous osprey]

I prefer the sun

[surreal hare]

We have some sun

Though I’v never been to NM

[zealous osprey]

So basically

[zealous osprey]

Uv rays aren’t as good tho

[surreal hare]

Oh heck yes 70 in the forecast

Nah probably not

But it’s a great college city

Dude I am dying in this weather I hate it

[zealous osprey]

Yeah Madison seems like a perfect college city

I know it’s safe, somewhat affordable

In an actual city

[next fulcrum]

@surreal hare you going to the Taste of Madison thing?

The Tibetan place is 👌

[surreal hare]

Nah I’m good but I’ve had it before and you’re correct

[next fulcrum]

I had no idea this existed lol

[surreal hare]

The Tibetan food or Taste?

[next fulcrum]

Both

Boutta get really busy as soon as the game ends

[surreal hare]

I think you’re talking about himal chuli which is on state

I don’t like taste because it’s too crowded and hot and loud

[surreal hare]

Half the cars parked behind my house have been gone since 5

[next fulcrum]

It’s nice right now in the shade but yeah lol, quite busy and going to get worse

Ah you live in Madison?

[surreal hare]

Yeah I’m close enough to the stadium

[next fulcrum]

That’s awesome

[surreal hare]

I can see the top of the scoreboard after the leaves fall

From my bedroom

[next fulcrum]

I had a buddy who lived on Chadbourne and we would park in his yard for games

[surreal hare]

Creepy at night with all that red

Nice

I got a red shirt that just says GAME DAY on it

And today just walking around the block three people were like “it’s game day!” I did not mean to introduce a reason for these people to talk to me lol

[obsidian stone]

BADGERS WIN

LETS GOO

we looked like shit

and are still a running team

but ohwell

[sturdy wagon]

Caleb Williams needs more yards so I hit my parlay

[surreal hare]

Lao laan xang is there, super recommend

I just opened fb for the first time today and am seeing all the restaurant post

[sturdy wagon]

Hit my first parlay ever

[obsidian stone]

poooof

[stoic heath]

@alpine grove Garbage way to end that game

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1698163150963818935?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

no context college football (@nocontextcfb)

Twitter · Sep 3, 2023, 2:37 AM

[muted valley]

Tcu vs Colorado game of the week

@badgers how did the RBs play?

I see the box score

[surreal hare]

Idk but it was the longest game ever

[obsidian stone]

Rbs played tuff

Both looked good

[muted valley]

Can't wait until next sunday

[muted valley]

Great to see

[alpine grove]

Wow that’s so unfair

[surreal hare]

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1698176729209323841?s=46&t=unLZzySZvCsk339mvOrlDA

[olive knot]

lmaoooo

[alpine grove]

LOOOOOL

[alpine grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1698113208597274738?s=46

Bro is in madden

[pulsar ocean]

bro that defense had to get chewed out so much for that

[woeful topaz]

doing updowns until next week

[stoic heath]

Eh, I doubt it

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1698410865991782676?s=20

no context college football (@nocontextcfb)

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Twitter · Sep 3, 2023, 7:01 PM

WAZZU REIGNS SUPREME OVER THE PAC 2

[pulsar ocean]

whats even the point of a pac12

[muted valley]

To exist

Maybe some smaller schools go up

[pulsar ocean]

lsu bruh

[muted valley]

Oh they scored a TD

[alpine grove]

@muted valley good news, I had a great 10T draft

The bad news.. I have Schultz as my TE1

With your Texans knowledge, do you think he will cook

[muted valley]

He could

He's probably the best receiver on the team rn but that doesn't mean he'll end up being Strouds top target

I'd have him as a backup

I think tank dell will end up being the best receiver by the end of the year

https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1697774001156690209?s=20

NFL Rookie Watch (@NFLRookieWatxh)

Tank Dell is reportedly “out to prove” all the teams that passed on him that they made a mistake.

Dell said recently that he has “written down” the names of all eight WR’s taken ahead of him and remembers them all.

Dell also said he believes he’s going to be the “hardest…

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Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 12:50 AM

[alpine grove]

He’s my TE1

Good news tho is the rest of my roster is INSANE if all goes right

[muted valley]

Who's your backup?

[alpine grove]

10T
QB: Joe Burrow

WR: Diggs, Amon-Ra, KUPP (got him at pick 28!), Hopkins, Sutton, QJohnston

RB: Mondre, KWalker, Akers, Johnathan Taylor (at pick 88!), Montgomery, Swift

TE: Schultz 💀

[muted valley]

Kupp at 28 is crazy

[alpine grove]

IKRRRR

LIKE DAMN

[muted valley]

He dropped to 9 in the 2nd fantasy league here

[muted valley]

What site is that

[alpine grove]

Now with the news of hamstring and him having to go to doctor, everyone avoided him today

Yahoo

[muted valley]

Wtf

[alpine grove]

And JT at 88 bro, idc if he missing 4 games possibly, 88 is CRAZY 😭😭

[muted valley]

Who wakes up and decides to use yahoo

[alpine grove]

My uncle’s league haha

I use sleeper primarily

I kept seeing JT staring at me “avg pick 25.2” and that was all the way at 88

[muted valley]

That's crazy

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/1698778964381114860?s=20

Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay)

Get ready for Show Nite Sept 8th…on this nite, all the clocks will run backwards..all the sheep will have 2 heads..and Thursday nite and Friday - will be on Tuesday nite instead…. James Irsay😎📷

Twitter · Sep 4, 2023, 7:24 PM

he is on unhinged levels of crack

[pulsar ocean]

what

[surreal hare]

@obsidian stone especially https://badgerextra.com/sports/football/wisconsin-football-camp-randall-speaker-volume/article_eb5c4c88-4acb-11ee-a8ff-d380196588d0.html

[obsidian stone]

Dang I heard reports of loud dj

Better work this shit out before I go

[surreal hare]

Did you see also where they got rid of the old opening montage of Barry worship with the streets have no name

[obsidian stone]

No more u2 😦

[surreal hare]

No more!

[woeful topaz]

less than 72 hours until nfl football is back baby

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[muted valley]

As a panther

[zealous osprey]

exactly, now he's gotta qb

[muted valley]

The goat Nathan peterman

[zealous osprey]

??

u are mistaking our backup qb the goat tyson bagent for nathan peterman?

[muted valley]

Nathan Peterman isn't on the team?

[zealous osprey]

he didn't make the roster, no

[olive knot]

bears really released their best qb, damn

[muted valley]

Yes he is

[olive knot]

is he on the ps at least

[muted valley]

He's on the active roster

They re-signed him

[olive knot]

lets gooooo

Petergoat the starter by week 5

[alpine grove]

Oh noooo !!!

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1699121833298014705?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chiefs’ HC Andy Reid told reporters that Travis Kelce hyper-extended his knee at practice today and his status for Thursday night’s opener vs the Lions is uncertain.

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Twitter · Sep 5, 2023, 6:06 PM

[smoky bough]

Rip kelce owenrs

[woeful topaz]

wait are the lions actually going to win

[zealous osprey]

swore we cut him

[muted valley]

I think you guys did but re-signed him

[alpine grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1699098768149287042?s=46

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[chrome umbra]

[silver arrow]

1 day until NFL football

[zealous osprey]

Hot take: bengals finish last in division

[woeful topaz]

that is a hot take

unfortunately it will be the ravens

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1699090009884660018?s=20

PFF (@PFF)

Who will lead the NFL in sacks this year?

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Twitter · Sep 5, 2023, 4:00 PM

https://tenor.com/view/wh-gif-4365587

[zealous osprey]

If they stay healthy no

[sacred burrow]

This is a horrid graphic lol

The choices r fine

[olive knot]

the ravens are the AD of the nfl

Elite when healthy but they almost never are

[zealous osprey]

Lamar most importantly needs to be healthy ofc

I forgot what it was but he has an insane winning percentage

[alpine grove]

He just has that aura

I’ll never forget that one Colts Ravens game Lamar v JT showdown @unborn vale

[next fulcrum]

Consider: same ol’ brownies

[woeful topaz]

fine, they can tie for 6-11 and missing the playoffs

[silver arrow]

No lol

I'd say they are the only team that I take serious in their division

[zealous osprey]

Browns have a top 10 roster, ravens are always a contender with Lamar, I’m really high on Steelers

[next fulcrum]

Never count out the Steelers

[silver arrow]

Steelers might be sneaky due to they always are

[next fulcrum]

Tomlin is a top 3 coach

[silver arrow]

But I think Bengals are a lock for superbowl contenders

[next fulcrum]

I’m not convinced by Pickett yet though

Or Troobs

[olive knot]

football gods would not allow a team led by a serial predator and jimmy haslam to succeed

although Big Ben had a hof career ig

[zealous osprey]

You’d be surprised

Mike Vick

[olive knot]

either way I think the Steelers are gonna be a sleeper team

bengals > Steelers > ravens > browns

[silver arrow]

Ehh I have Ravens over Steelers but I think it will be closer than most think

But no matter I still have Bengals #1 unless Burrow is out for the season

[next fulcrum]

I think that’s fair

[olive knot]

I wouldn’t be surprised if any team wins that division tbh

Both AFC and NFC north are completely up for grabs

[woeful topaz]

vikings have no shot

[olive knot]

nah I think they do

all the nfc north teams are extremely mid lol

[next fulcrum]

Lions will win it with 9 wins

[zealous osprey]

I think any can really

Packers if love is solid, bears if fields develops as a passer, Vikings if defense is serviceable under flores despite losses, lions if young players play well sooner than expected and Goff continues success as a passer against man coverage

[olive knot]

Goff will do fine, he’s always been pretty reliable when he’s not pressured and he’s behind one of the best offensive lines

Only question for me is Campbell, he’s been pretty ballsy which worked fine when the lions sucked and had nothing to lose but now that they have actual expectations, idk if he’ll be able to get away with that on top of his already questionable decision making/playcalling skills

[zealous osprey]

Statistically there’s a pretty big difference in when he faces man and zone coverage. He really tends to struggle with the ball when facing zone defenses. I’m sure he’ll do fine with weapons and protections but it’s definitely something I’m keeping an eye on

Will also be interesting to see if Campbell takes that next step as a coach. Seeing some people rank him top 10 but he needs a playoff appearance/win first

[next fulcrum]

He’s a great culture coach but has been a subpar X’s and O’s coach

[woeful topaz]

BOSA GOD DAMN

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1699508619316805898

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2023, 7:43 PM

Jeeeez

[surreal hare]

I mean

If they’re gonna rent their bodies out, get that bag

[woeful topaz]

bosa literally has a more lucrative contract than dak

[sturdy wagon]

because hes better

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1699518924826488952

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Rams HC Sean McVay says there's a possibility Cooper Kupp will go on IR. That would sideline him at least four games.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2023, 8:24 PM

@zealous osprey

[zealous osprey]

Saw that

Chewy wanted me to trade jjetas for kupp

[woeful topaz]

i wouldn't do that even if jefferson had a lingering injury and kupp was healthy

[zealous osprey]

Jjetas op

[silver arrow]

Another player I have in a league

[zealous osprey]

https://x.com/chisportupdates/status/1699532729551900925?s=46

Daniel Greenberg (@ChiSportUpdates)

The Chicago Bears have released wide receiver Dante Pettis.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2023, 9:19 PM

Bears wr1 from last year gone

[alpine grove]

NOOOOOO

CHILL

I got him in Round 3 in my 10T, really hoping he gets back in action as soon as possible

If not, DHop is my WR4 tho

So Diggs, Amon-Ra, Kupp, DHop

This WR room goes crazyyy once Kupp healthy

Gonna be 0-4 by the time he comes back, huh

[zealous osprey]

kupp falling that far is criminal

[alpine grove]

It might be justified now 😔🤘🏽

If he goes on IR, that is

But ya getting him at 28 was crazy

[mint edge]

You ever think about former NFL Wide Receiver Miles Austin?

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1699575608374608246?s=20

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Matthew Stafford on Cooper Kupp: "Everybody sits there and says, 'Oh, he's not going to be on our fantasy team.' Like, this is a human being too who works his entire life and works more than anyone I know in the offseason. That’s tough as a human being."

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2023, 12:09 AM

[grave minnow]

🎆 HAPPY NFL KICKOFF DAY!!!

[alpine grove]

https://youtu.be/yL-4vY9BWL0?si=RmlSkCLMPl2jGpvm

In honor of NFL kickoff day 😮‍💨