🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[sacred burrow]

||Colts take Richardson|| this is the colts spoiler

[manic lance]

yeah I saw it accidentally on Twitter lol. F Twitter I should've learned

[smoky bough]

Oh ok

Wait

So texans get

Stroud AND anderson?

[alpine grove]

Yep

[sacred burrow]

Correct

[alpine grove]

big W

[smoky bough]

Good studd

Stuff

Im watxhing from a draft party rn

[alpine grove]

Damn, I may see some happy Texans fans here for once in H-Town

[smoky bough]

Technically volunteering

Here

But just watching the draft at rhe same time

[olive knot]

too many cowboys fans around you

run away

[smoky bough]

Haha yeah

Frisco is like that

[sacred burrow]

I feel like Seattle wanted Richardson

[smoky bough]

Right beside dallas

[manic lance]

Levis

It'll be Carter to Seattle

Levis to 6-7

[sacred burrow]

Yea that's what I think too

Carter Seattle

[manic lance]

Yah

[dim warren]

so, everytime a QB gets selected, thats good for the Pack

[manic lance]

That's what I expect

[sacred burrow]

Everyone expected 4 QBs in the top 10

[acoustic pilot]

Sounds about right

[stoic heath]

I thought it’d be Levi’s

[olive knot]

wow richardson

[dim warren]

cool
4 of 12 can be QBs

so, 9th best position player for Pack

[lone plover]

What pick are they on? My feeds kinda behind

[dim warren]

4 colts

[sacred burrow]

5 is about to start

[manic lance]

Pack could trade up to 10 yet

[dim warren]

3 spots that important ?

[olive knot]

feel if anything they would trade down

[sacred burrow]

For who though would you even do that

[manic lance]

Yes at the top it is

[obsidian stone]

i heard pack r gonna trade down

[sacred burrow]

Higher chance they move down them up

[manic lance]

JSN, Tyree Wilson, Skoronski

[obsidian stone]

thatd be such a packer move

[dim warren]

haha

[sacred burrow]

Could get JSN at 13

[dim warren]

yea, do that

[manic lance]

Gutekunst said they got the ammo to move up

[dim warren]

pack should trade out of the 1st

[manic lance]

No

[dim warren]

gimme more Packers Drama

[olive knot]

oh yea tyree is still there

i doubt hes available for long tho

[dim warren]

then, we wont have to talk about our team

[smoky bough]

Fuck bud btw

[obsidian stone]

if this was madden, im drafting the best offensive player idc

[smoky bough]

Even i could coach better than his ass

In game

[sacred burrow]

Tyree in Detroit 👀 the pass rushing would be nuts with Hutchinson

[obsidian stone]

this is a bud free zone

plz

[manic lance]

Detroit is picking qb

Or cb

[olive knot]

that'd be scary

[manic lance]

Or carter

[obsidian stone]

detroit has goff

how many good qbs are 1sts?

[dim warren]

Bud isnt safe anywhere.
i better not see him in a random spot

gonna have to start a GoFundMe

[sacred burrow]

4 + maybe Hooker

[dim warren]

to get me out of jail

[manic lance]

Hooker is probably a first

[obsidian stone]

careful w that comment

i know u jjoking

[dim warren]

aye, not for harms

[manic lance]

Bucks in 9

[sacred burrow]

Nah Bud probably actually needs to be careful for a few weeks lol

[obsidian stone]

but people take things seriously

[dim warren]

for asking about Timeouts

and

!xepno

[thorny yew]

Run more plays

[obsidian stone]

uhgh

anyways

football

seattle next

?

[olive knot]

hooker to the saints lol

[manic lance]

Yes

[obsidian stone]

what does seattle need

like..

everything

qb

no they hav egeno

[olive knot]

geno isnt their long term answer tbf

[obsidian stone]

seattle goes defense

yea

[olive knot]

but they need defense

[manic lance]

Either Levis or Carter

[sacred burrow]

They shud choose Carter

[chrome umbra]

Nah carter to lions

[obsidian stone]

why is god so good to all these kids

and not us

😭

[manic lance]

Hustle beats Talent when Talent doesn't Hustle

[olive knot]

god is about to abandon half these kids

[sacred burrow]

And they have boatloads of hustle and talent

[obsidian stone]

god is the worst deadbeat dad

owes trillions in child support

[alpine grove]

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard

as well

[manic lance]

Yup

[alpine grove]

Grew up on hearing that quote back in middle school

[olive knot]

tim robinson commercial

[muted valley]

Woah

[sacred burrow]

||Devon Witherspoon to Seattle|| Seattle leak

[alpine grove]

My man has the leaks 😹

[sacred burrow]

It's WILD

[olive knot]

damn

[sacred burrow]

Draft is already so fun

[lone plover]

Such a Seattle esque pick

[olive knot]

got the best cb

[muted valley]

Real?

[sacred burrow]

Yep

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-havoc-i-dont-even-want-to-gif-22543184

[olive knot]

lions get carter now

[lone plover]

That’s scary

[manic lance]

DEVON WITHERSPOON

[acoustic pilot]

Solid pick for them

[obsidian stone]

lions up?

[manic lance]

Wow

[sacred burrow]

Yea

Fun times

[obsidian stone]

who do u want @chrome umbra

[sacred burrow]

Lions timeeee

[chrome umbra]

Carter or wilson

[olive knot]

zach wilson?

[chrome umbra]

Not watchmaking tho

Who's available

[olive knot]

both of em

[sacred burrow]

Levis Tyree and Carter

[chrome umbra]

I'll have a carter pls

[manic lance]

Christian Gonzalez bro

[alpine grove]

So after JSN which name we looking to be happy for? I’ll be honest, I don’t keep up with this stuff much

Arizona trade to 6!

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1651751295408111622?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Arizona is trading up to No. 6, per sources.

Twitter · Apr 28, 2023, 12:52 AM

[sturdy wagon]

oooooohhhh

[obsidian stone]

hmmmmm

who do they want

[chrome umbra]

Oh shit

[olive knot]

lets goooo trade

[manic lance]

Oh wow

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1651751666666930177?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It's No. 6 for 12 and 34.

Twitter · Apr 28, 2023, 12:54 AM

[sacred burrow]

Fun draft so far

[alpine grove]

I’m so fast on the phones these guys gotta hire me

[sacred burrow]

Cardinals dub if you ask me

[alpine grove]

I just posted on 3 servers in like 10s

[chrome umbra]

Aight I'm going to sleep

[muted valley]

The last 28 picks of the first boring tbh

Paris johnson

[alpine grove]

Gtg dinner

[sacred burrow]

Bro Carter and Tyree just sitttting there

[obsidian stone]

you kids were born with a smartphone in your little baby hands

its not fair

u never had to have a sidekick

or a pda

[sacred burrow]

prediction: LV takes Levis

[onyx jewel]

fax

[sacred burrow]

Dang Paris Johnson graduated in 3yrs and is fluent in mandarin and Portuguese

Love him as a player already

[lone plover]

Impressive

[obsidian stone]

interesting

[olive knot]

will come in handy when hes playing in gaungdong in 4 years

[obsidian stone]

hes gonna play in paris

duh

[lone plover]

Brazil

[sacred burrow]

||Raiders take Tyree|| raiders

[obsidian stone]

hmm

[lone plover]

Oh wow

[muted valley]

I know a falcons fan who wanted him really bad

[sacred burrow]

Carter slipping

[acoustic pilot]

That suit is... interesting

[olive knot]

there goes tyree

good stuf f

[smoky bough]

Looks cool imo

[lone plover]

I really thought it was gonna be Levis

[sacred burrow]

Love the suit

Atlanta went fast

Could be Carter

[woeful topaz]

i thought levis would have been one of 5-7 but it looks like the titans can get him?

[lone plover]

With Texans done who really still needs a receiver ahead of the Packers? JSN should be safely theirs if they go that route

[woeful topaz]

unless the falcons actually go for a qb

[woeful topaz]

bears MAYBE?

[muted valley]

Bijan for falcons?

[lone plover]

God I would hate that

[sacred burrow]

Bears should take that OT Skoronski

[lone plover]

I could see Titans

[muted valley]

Bears or titans could

[olive knot]

i wouldnt be surprised if the packers pass up on jsn even if hes available when they pick

[smoky bough]

Watch em take bijan

[sacred burrow]

||Falcons take Bijan|| Falcons

[smoky bough]

Wtf

They have allegier

[lone plover]

Damnnn

[sacred burrow]

Allegier isn't really special

[muted valley]

All they do is run

[olive knot]

yea lol

[muted valley]

Bijan generational

[manic lance]

dude

[olive knot]

atlanta has holes everywhere tho

[manic lance]

Don't spoil

[obsidian stone]

huge spoilers in chat lol

[manic lance]

Bobby got the spoiler marks for a reason

[muted valley]

Ok

[acoustic pilot]

Welp, Atlanta once again ruining careers

[sacred burrow]

He's gonna be going prettttty high on fantasy boards

[smoky bough]

Well i know who im drafting

[sacred burrow]

I ain't taking him

[manic lance]

Worst spot for him fantasy

[smoky bough]

First or second round @sacred burrow

[sacred burrow]

But I'll let someone else enjoy

[olive knot]

dont trust that war criminal arthur smith

[smoky bough]

They run a shit ton

[manic lance]

That's his worst landing spot

they run a committee

[sacred burrow]

In dynasty 1st overall, in PPR no clue probably late 2nd cuz of Atlanta

[smoky bough]

Looked like allegier started to take ober atbthe end

[obsidian stone]

drafting bijan 1st overall

[smoky bough]

Yea

[olive knot]

no youre drafting lazard 1st overall

[sacred burrow]

While being drunk

[muted valley]

Draft john metchie

[manic lance]

Before the draft Bijan was projected late first in fantasy

[smoky bough]

DrunkLectro

[obsidian stone]

yall cant have it on friday or saturday nites

im the nacho of your fantasy league

[sacred burrow]

But nobody wants to do it on a Tuesday afternoon

[smoky bough]

Thats exacrky when were having it

[manic lance]

Tf we gonna do auto it?

[sacred burrow]

Friday night baby

[smoky bough]

Will are u gonna get revenge on senator

[olive knot]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-night-friday-itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-18581801

[sacred burrow]

What a fun selection though

Levis has now fallen out of 10

[smoky bough]

Dayum

[olive knot]

the league has learned its lesson

[sleek sleet]

Maybe the packers can do something exciting tonight

[sacred burrow]

Eagles just traded for pick 9

From 10

[smoky bough]

Whyyy

[sleek sleet]

They must really want a guy

[sacred burrow]

They want somebody here...Jalen Carter probably

[smoky bough]

Its one fukin pik

[smoky bough]

Hmm yeah

[olive knot]

yea its gotta be carter right

[sacred burrow]

Don't want the bears stealing their guy

[manic lance]

HAHAH

Ryan Poles disasterclass

[sacred burrow]

||Phillt takes Jalen Carter|| Philly spoiler...don't react to this with dumb spoiler

[manic lance]

No I don't hold grudges

[olive knot]

are we gonna do 10000 trades again

that was fun

[smoky bough]

I actually made playoffs im him

@sacred burrow no more scam trades

[manic lance]

Yes I'll trade

[muted valley]

Cool

[manic lance]

I'd rather dynasty

[obsidian stone]

why trade up one spot

bears big brain move

[manic lance]

Because Chicago wanted the same guy

[sacred burrow]

Because a certain someone was available that they both wanted

[obsidian stone]

no

if chicago wanted him

they woulda drafted him

not traded

[sacred burrow]

It's 9 for 10 and a 2024 4th

[obsidian stone]

they want skor

[olive knot]

what comp did they get

L poles

[sturdy wagon]

missing the hawks win for this

[manic lance]

2024 4th means they didn't want carter

[olive knot]

2024 4th? im dying

[smoky bough]

Wut

[obsidian stone]

this guy so little

[sacred burrow]

He's a RB

RBs are little

[obsidian stone]

yea but

derrick henry

is not little

[sacred burrow]

Aaron Jones

[obsidian stone]

not little

quadfather?

[sacred burrow]

Jones is little

[obsidian stone]

hes gonna be a jones type

i see it

[manic lance]

Who's little?

[obsidian stone]

bijan

[sacred burrow]

Bijan is 3in taller then Jones

He's a normal sized RB

[obsidian stone]

really

[manic lance]

Have you never heard of Bijan?

[olive knot]

hes ridiculous

[sacred burrow]

he's a generational RB prospect

[manic lance]

Bijan is better than saquon was

[sacred burrow]

He's THAT GUY

[obsidian stone]

i barely paid attention to UW football last year

[olive knot]

idk abt that

but hes up there

[manic lance]

Bijan is better than AP

[sacred burrow]

There's a reason he's going FIRST in dynasty drafts already

[obsidian stone]

so you can assume i know nothing

[smoky bough]

HUH

[sacred burrow]

In college ya

[manic lance]

Bijan is better than LT

[obsidian stone]

what

WHAT

[smoky bough]

Oh ok

I was like wtf

[olive knot]

lawrence taylor?

[obsidian stone]

ok

[olive knot]

🙂

[manic lance]

Yes

[obsidian stone]

way to show ur age

[olive knot]

ladanian was that dude too

smh

[obsidian stone]

in madden

unstoppable

[manic lance]

@obsidian stone I'm older than you

[obsidian stone]

madden 2002

no u arent

[manic lance]

Yes I am

[obsidian stone]

how old are u

[acoustic pilot]

JALEN CARTER, LET'S GO

[smoky bough]

Not as old as u

[sacred burrow]

I think Philly is an AWESOME spot for Carter

[obsidian stone]

bahahah no wonder u are so jaded

[smoky bough]

I dont like that guy

[olive knot]

yeah great pick for the eagles

[smoky bough]

Some weird stories

[obsidian stone]

will is a 13 year old

[smoky bough]

But goood pick yeah

[sacred burrow]

||Bears take Darnell Wright OL|| Bears spoiler

[obsidian stone]

jalen carter is a murderer

[smoky bough]

WHO

I have mever heard of this guy

[sacred burrow]

Stop responding with telling comments

[olive knot]

||i thought the packers would get him||

[smoky bough]

Wait where tf is Christian gonzalez

[dim warren]

who dis Bears pick ?

[manic lance]

Fuck you

[manic lance]

17

[obsidian stone]

ez killer

u started it

[manic lance]

Nvm

[sacred burrow]

Ok

[dim warren]

timeouts for all of you

go to ur rooms

[smoky bough]

Chill buddies

Chill

[olive knot]

fight fight fight fight fight

[smoky bough]

Will vs electro

Whos winning

[sacred burrow]

Will

[dim warren]

there was a fight at the GS v Kings watch party

[manic lance]

Me

[dim warren]

a pretty good one

[smoky bough]

I gotta go with oldie electro to get on his good side

[dim warren]

6 ot 7 dudes, full on punches to da face

[olive knot]

damn

[smoky bough]

Dam

[sacred burrow]

Get off ur kneeees

[manic lance]

Zip his pants when you're done

[olive knot]

dont mess with sac town

[smoky bough]

So he doesnt mute me again

[lone plover]

What’s going on 😂

[dim warren]

children PFFFFFFF

[smoky bough]

Will vs electro

[sturdy wagon]

bears forget how to pick yet again

[dim warren]

haha, they got the best player in the draft...

[obsidian stone]

i dont fight

[dim warren]

who dis Eagles draft pick

[obsidian stone]

chilidren

[manic lance]

I don't fight either

[obsidian stone]

thats an extra felony

[dim warren]

he said, "they got the best player in the draft" referring to himself

[smoky bough]

Ur existence is a felony

[obsidian stone]

only break one law at a time

damn

[sacred burrow]

Jalen Carter, best DLineman but he got into some trouble I think earlier

[sturdy wagon]

if skoronski is available at 13 thats a steal

[smoky bough]

Stonks

[manic lance]

No his arms are too short

[dim warren]

who dat ?

[smoky bough]

Jahjah when did u become a mod

[smoky bough]

Peter

Skoronski

OT iirx

Iirc

[manic lance]

He server boosted and they gave him the role

[sturdy wagon]

i dont see jsn being taken before us but i just know the packers will pass on him

[sacred burrow]

Ur trusty OLman

[sturdy wagon]

yesterday

[manic lance]

Server boost for mod

[smoky bough]

Oh nice

[obsidian stone]

my jazz band teacher was named skoronski

[olive knot]

is skoronski lasting past the titans

[obsidian stone]

we called him skor

[olive knot]

or do they finally go levis

[obsidian stone]

cuz of the chocolate bar

[smoky bough]

Titans taking levis trust

[obsidian stone]

skor bars are p good

[dim warren]

aye, SKOR is a good nickname

[sacred burrow]

I forgot about Levis

[manic lance]

I hope they pick levis

[obsidian stone]

i wonder if they r related honestly

[sacred burrow]

Darnell Wright

[obsidian stone]

skor went to northwestern

wright is HUGE

330lbs?

[dim warren]

OT Wright

[olive knot]

darnell wright is very good

[smoky bough]

Massive

[obsidian stone]

5 second 40?

[sacred burrow]

That's a rank right there

[manic lance]

🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

[dim warren]

where is the draft ?
chicago ?

[obsidian stone]

he is HUGEEEE

yes

no

[manic lance]

Iykyk

[obsidian stone]

idk

[smoky bough]

🤡

[sacred burrow]

Chiefs Kingdom

[manic lance]

KC

[olive knot]

san marino

[dim warren]

6'5 333lbs

[sturdy wagon]

bears got an absolute dawg

[manic lance]

||Skoronski|| titans

That's good

[smoky bough]

Fuck

[manic lance]

He sucks bro

[smoky bough]

Come to us jaxon

Make it happen

[muted valley]

Imagine detroit steals

[sturdy wagon]

wheres keanu benton going

[smoky bough]

They have enoguh wrs

[obsidian stone]

KEANU

?!

THE ONE

[muted valley]

Joe tippmann will be taken by texans hopefully

[obsidian stone]

we are getting old

was he born after the matrix came out

[dim warren]

question
Has a player ever been drafted,
but then decided he doesnt want to play for that team?

and then, what happened ?

[olive knot]

eli manning

[obsidian stone]

uhh sorta

[muted valley]

Eli manning

John elway

[smoky bough]

I was drafted. I decided not to play. I quit.

[obsidian stone]

eli forced is way out of sd

[sturdy wagon]

chryst really ruined a great roster

[obsidian stone]

elway yep

[sturdy wagon]

and mertz

[dim warren]

that was before teh draft tho, right ?

[obsidian stone]

they all threatened to just play baseball or something

[muted valley]

Elway was drafted by colts 1st and then traded to denver

[olive knot]

no chargers selected him and then traded him for rives

[obsidian stone]

but eli still forced it

[olive knot]

yeah

[quiet vale]

who would you rather the packers take

1️⃣ jsn

2️⃣ skoronski

Poll by Avianator#7010 · Apr 28, 2023, 1:29 AM

[smoky bough]

Jsn

[muted valley]

Bro

[woeful topaz]

well

i love democracy

[smoky bough]

All day

[olive knot]

jsn ez but were not getting either

[manic lance]

Skoronski sucks

[obsidian stone]

skor would be nice tho

[smoky bough]

If rhe lions take jsn i will be pissed

[obsidian stone]

cuz we moving on

[manic lance]

His arms are too small

[obsidian stone]

from bahk

[olive knot]

lets get broderick

[muted valley]

Skoronski would play guard

[smoky bough]

What does he play ahain

[sacred burrow]

OT

[manic lance]

No reason to. They'll take Gonzalez or OL

[muted valley]

That's where he will accel in the league

[smoky bough]

Ah okay

[olive knot]

yea tackle

[smoky bough]

Ye

[manic lance]

Skoronski arms too small for tackle

[obsidian stone]

whos the best TE in the draft?

[sacred burrow]

Mayer probablyyy

It's a good TE draft

[manic lance]

Kincaid receiver. Washington upside. Mayer all around

[smoky bough]

Kincaid is cool roo

Too

[sacred burrow]

Washington and Kincaid are also good

[obsidian stone]

could we fall back and grab mayer

[dim warren]

just use Mercedes Lewis more 😆

[sturdy wagon]

jsn will most definitely be available at 13 but im 100% expecting gute to not pick him

[smoky bough]

Nooo marcedes random td once a year

[sacred burrow]

Probably...or we could move up and take Mayer since we have two 2nds

[manic lance]

Sadly

[olive knot]

jsn doesnt feel like a packers pick as much as i want him

[obsidian stone]

we dont need a jsn

[sturdy wagon]

i remember being all in for myles jack and we took kenny clark i was so sad

[dim warren]

now with Love, hes catching like 4 per game AND 1 TD

[sturdy wagon]

zay flowers or jsn would be nice

[sacred burrow]

He's such an alpha WR though we never take them and they always turn out solid

[smoky bough]

Yea

[olive knot]

if were not getting jsn were def not getting zay lol

[sacred burrow]

I'm not a fan of Zay

He's undersized asf

[obsidian stone]

jsn play slot?

[manic lance]

Packers will take JSN

[manic lance]

Yes

[muted valley]

Jsn plays slot

[sacred burrow]

Correct

[obsidian stone]

ok that makes sense

[manic lance]

Packers wanted Jefferson

[obsidian stone]

6'1"

[dim warren]

is the draft 3 or 4 days ?

[manic lance]

JSN is Jefferson 2.0

[smoky bough]

To the moon

[manic lance]

Ends Saturday

[obsidian stone]

whats his 40

[olive knot]

3 daays

[sacred burrow]

He's just an alpha WR who is next in line to be the JJettas or Chase

[stoic heath]

Please give us JSN

[obsidian stone]

i cant find jsn's 40

[muted valley]

Titans take skoronski

[olive knot]

he didnt do one

but still tested really well everywhere else

[manic lance]

4.5

[smoky bough]

Titans get sko

[obsidian stone]

4.48-4.52

[sacred burrow]

4.48

[manic lance]

He ran a 4.5

[sacred burrow]

His only attempt

[obsidian stone]

thats not fast enough

for slot

[smoky bough]

Interesting

[manic lance]

Well yeah

[sacred burrow]

He's a route runner

[manic lance]

4.5 is plenty fast lol

[olive knot]

not official tho

[obsidian stone]

no

FASTER

[olive knot]

4.5 is fine

[sacred burrow]

Great hands

He just always seemed open

It was wild

[sturdy wagon]

bob skoronski

[obsidian stone]

skor's grandpa played for packers

under vince

i love it

[sturdy wagon]

his grandpa was a packer he wouldve been a perfect fit smh

[dim warren]

in HS, i ran a 4.7

[sacred burrow]

Dude the Lions

[obsidian stone]

slow

[smoky bough]

Damn

[sacred burrow]

||Lions take Gibbs|| Lions spoiler

[muted valley]

Bro

[smoky bough]

Beo

[dim warren]

now, i probably run a 7.3

[manic lance]

WTF

[olive knot]

||youve gotta be fucking kidding me lmaoooooo||

[smoky bough]

Whats da point

||swift is dead||

[sacred burrow]

@wide crypt Wake up Lions pick dropped

[muted valley]

Lions have to be the dumbest franchise

[dim warren]

how Lions have to many picks ?

[obsidian stone]

@chrome umbra

[olive knot]

stafford trade

[obsidian stone]

y u pinging randos @sacred burrow

[smoky bough]

WUT

[sacred burrow]

My bad

[silver arrow]

What wha

[coarse rivet]

Huh?

[dim warren]

aye, good for them.
hopefully some decent guys

[obsidian stone]

GIBBS

[sacred burrow]

Ahhhhh it's us now

[muted valley]

Gibbs

[silver arrow]

Ohhg nvm

[muted valley]

Stupid pixk

[sturdy wagon]

i think its the pick from the stafford trade

[sacred burrow]

Gibbs is a heater of a pick

[obsidian stone]

GIBBS ME GIBBS

[olive knot]

no i mean they got picks from the stafford trade

[manic lance]

PACKERS PICK CHRISTIAN GONZALEZ?

[obsidian stone]

lions dont have jamal anymore

[olive knot]

not that stafford is being traded lol

[sacred burrow]

2 RBs in 12 picks MY LORD

[smoky bough]

No go jsn

[obsidian stone]

swift is cooked?

[olive knot]

thats such a bad pick lol

[smoky bough]

Lions cook swift

[obsidian stone]

this guy is basically swift

[olive knot]

lions almost had it but fucked up

[obsidian stone]

but better

[sacred burrow]

I like Gibbs but at 12???

[smoky bough]

Yeahhhh no

[sacred burrow]

We r so closeee

[muted valley]

It's a terrible pick

[olive knot]

you couldve gotten him early 2nd round

[obsidian stone]

he played for bama

[smoky bough]

Why is gonzalez fallinf

[sacred burrow]

Lots of great choices here

[obsidian stone]

thats gonna elevate ur stock

[smoky bough]

Just wondering

[dim warren]

RBs, early
thought that was a decided NO

[olive knot]

anyways im out to avoid spoilers

[smoky bough]

I thought he was the top CB

[muted valley]

Lions with the worst pick so far

[dim warren]

DONT SPOIL peeps

[obsidian stone]

PACKERS

[dim warren]

wait a minute

[obsidian stone]

LETS GOOOOO

[sacred burrow]

Yea spoilers will b on

[dim warren]

back it out, or dont type it

[sacred burrow]

Ok yea nobody type it till it happens

[dim warren]

hahaha, Lions suits r celebrating

WTH

[manic lance]

NO SPOILERS

[obsidian stone]

COMONNN

[dim warren]

commercial break

[obsidian stone]

LETS GO PACK

[smoky bough]

Cmon

[obsidian stone]

dont fuck up

[sacred burrow]

It's hard to fuck up with all the choices

Pick is in

[obsidian stone]

we can have whoever we want

the NEXT HOF PACKER IS

[blazing turret]

Here wee goooo

[silver arrow]

JSN is a Giant

[smoky bough]

Cmonnj

[obsidian stone]

dont look at twitter

[blazing turret]

Pump pump pump it up

[dim warren]

who is best available ?

[obsidian stone]

ur mum

[sacred burrow]

It's been leaked

[lone plover]

God I’m scared

[obsidian stone]

dont leak here

[muted valley]

I know who they took but won't say

[obsidian stone]

ty

i gotta watch allstate

[smoky bough]

Dm me

[obsidian stone]

lol

comon

patience

[silver arrow]

NFL draft sucks

[obsidian stone]

they call it "the your mom" of tv

[silver arrow]

Picks be in for like 8 hours but they either just talk talk talk or commercial

[smoky bough]

Oh

[dim warren]

anyone watch XFL ?

[blazing turret]

Maybe jaylin Hyatt

[obsidian stone]

u just gotta turn off twitter

[obsidian stone]

not on purpose

[dim warren]

do they have a, He Hate Me, guy ?

[sacred burrow]

I'll just say no, that would be dumb

[obsidian stone]

WHO IS IT

[muted valley]

Van ness

[obsidian stone]

LUCAS

VANNESS

[dim warren]

Packers fans, look dumbz

[obsidian stone]

wut

why

[dim warren]

pick is in

[manic lance]

Lmao

[dim warren]

the 13th pick

[obsidian stone]

whyyyy

[sacred burrow]

Lukas Van Ness DE Iowa

[manic lance]

Poverty franchise

[smoky bough]

Bruh

[manic lance]

Nah that's a good pick

[coarse rivet]

Lmao

[sacred burrow]

We didn't reach for him...but not what we imagined

[manic lance]

Packers have ammo to trade up

[silver arrow]

Who? 😭😭

[lone plover]

I mean

[sacred burrow]

We didn't reach tho he's a great player

[obsidian stone]

we drafted the jonas brothers?

[dim warren]

how do u spell Dbag ?

[lone plover]

I mean damn it’s a position of need

[olive knot]

lets goooooo lukas van ness

[dim warren]

Lukas Van Ness

[sacred burrow]

Yea it's a solid pick he fills a hole right away

[smoky bough]

Jsn was rifht fucking there

[next fulcrum]

Oh okay

[obsidian stone]

no

[dim warren]

he looks like a complete prick

[obsidian stone]

we dont need that

[stoic heath]

Crap

[obsidian stone]

they arent even talking about him

[stoic heath]

JSN was right there

[obsidian stone]

fucking weak

[next fulcrum]

Welp

[manic lance]

It's ok

[sturdy wagon]

man

[sacred burrow]

They would've talked about JSN

[manic lance]

We have ammo to trade up

[olive knot]

this was such a packers pick

[obsidian stone]

this is a total packer pick

[manic lance]

Quentin Johnston

[sturdy wagon]

i knew we werent going jsn but im still kinda disappointed

[obsidian stone]

white boi from iowa

[sacred burrow]

I doubt we trade into the first

[obsidian stone]

safe pick

[sacred burrow]

Yea he's a solid player

Pittsburg got 14

[lone plover]

Yea very Packers-y pick

[smoky bough]

Sadge but not too sadge

[obsidian stone]

how fast is he

[dim warren]

TRADE

[sleek sleet]

Oh we got the guy who made Iowa less sad

[olive knot]

we need to beef up our dline anyways

[smoky bough]

Wut

[lone plover]

OMG Patriots

[dim warren]

steelers to 14th

[manic lance]

I just don't want jets to pick jsn

[obsidian stone]

CHAD

[next fulcrum]

Safe but boring as hell pick lol

Typical packers

[sacred burrow]

Itd be so funny tho

[blazing turret]

Gronk 2.0

[sleek sleet]

To be fair we desparately needed a defensive lineman

[woeful topaz]

well i cant be mad about it

[olive knot]

damn we shoulda traded with the steelers tho

[woeful topaz]

i can be mad that we didnt take JSN

[obsidian stone]

he was number 91

[woeful topaz]

and i can be mad that its another player for joe barry to waste

[lone plover]

I’m very whelmed with the pick

[obsidian stone]

love it

[woeful topaz]

i am quite whelmed

[olive knot]

we were never taking jsn

[obsidian stone]

he is probabky a huge ass hhole

[woeful topaz]

we dont even have a slot receiver on the roster

[dim warren]

what Steelers gave, to get 14th ?

[smoky bough]

Who

[blazing turret]

6'5 he a big boy

[obsidian stone]

vanness

[alpine grove]

NOOOOO JSN 😭

[smoky bough]

Why u think that

[alpine grove]

I cri

[woeful topaz]

17 and a 4th i think?

[lone plover]

Going the Bosa route

[obsidian stone]

number 91

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1651764608812609536

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

14 from #Patriots for 17 and 120

Twitter · Apr 28, 2023, 1:45 AM

[alpine grove]

So how do you guys feel abt the guy we got I don’t know much

[obsidian stone]

looks like a brawler

idk

im judging a book by his cover

[woeful topaz]

the luke (van) ness monster

[alpine grove]

I wanted JSN

[olive knot]

i mean yea but they still werent taking him

[onyx jewel]

packers got a daddy

[obsidian stone]

i dont know him

[blazing turret]

Idk

[sleek sleet]

we got three picks tomorrow tho

[onyx jewel]

L BOZOS

[alpine grove]

So the guy I was giving the nickname went to us haha

[olive knot]

hes good

[woeful topaz]

yup

[next fulcrum]

Honestly that was the most packers pick of all time lol

[obsidian stone]

we dont draft WRs in the first

[next fulcrum]

(Probably) safe but kinda boring

[blazing turret]

Ughhh

[sage quest]

Which is fine

[obsidian stone]

thats what im sayin

[sage quest]

Watson was a good pick

[alpine grove]

Bro looked so good tho.. ppl were saying he’s like a JJ?

[olive knot]

jj watt?

[sacred burrow]

Jefferson

[olive knot]

i mean hes white i guess

[sage quest]

justin jefferson

[olive knot]

oh

[obsidian stone]

hes not a jj watt

[onyx jewel]

who did the steelers pick?

[obsidian stone]

idk

i hope so

but

[sacred burrow]

Time to watch his highlights

[sage quest]

whats our next pick?

[alpine grove]

I really wanted the WR haha but I don’t know what I’m talking abt at all

[obsidian stone]

pats wanted vanness

HAHAHA

suck it

[onyx jewel]

yes

[sacred burrow]

Pats always make good picks so that bodes well for us

[obsidian stone]

yep

[olive knot]

lukas van ness was one of the guys that seemed what the pack would like

[smoky bough]

Oh shit

Its not gonzalez

Btw

[obsidian stone]

ive just been hurt before by packers drafting edge rushers high

like

[smoky bough]

Just saying

[obsidian stone]

all the time

started with jamal reynolds

[sacred burrow]

Jets on the clock, I hope they take JSN to spite us

[onyx jewel]

imagine pick a OT

[olive knot]

broderick was my pick damn

[next fulcrum]

Lmaooo I’m expecting it

[obsidian stone]

this guy has snakes

[smoky bough]

Rodgers to rhe moon

[sleek sleet]

That means we also got a guy at 13, we couldn't have had at 15

[obsidian stone]

who likes "the snake guy:

the snake guy is the creepiest dude at ur party

[sleek sleet]

[silver arrow]

Jets def getting JSN

[onyx jewel]

if vikings pick a bad player roast me

[smoky bough]

Ok simplord

[onyx jewel]

yay

[olive knot]

youre getting will levis and youll like it

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/steph-choisir-gif-25288835

u the one on the right

[smoky bough]

Auo

Ayo

Electro?????!!!

[olive knot]

poverty franchise

[obsidian stone]

JETS LAST PLACE 2023!

[onyx jewel]

FAX

[sacred burrow]

First overall pick inconing

[obsidian stone]

jets draft qb

trade rodgers to minnesota

[sacred burrow]

Next year is a stud draft hopefully Jets underperform

[obsidian stone]

rinse repeat

[olive knot]

jlo winning a chip as the 6th seed

[sacred burrow]

Levis slipping

[smoky bough]

To the bucs?

[dim warren]

r the Jets going to have a better season than the Packers ?

[sacred burrow]

Yes

[smoky bough]

Probably

[olive knot]

most likely

[onyx jewel]

no

vikings better

[olive knot]

at getting eliminated to the giants

[onyx jewel]

ik

[silver arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-jones-gif-18863612

[onyx jewel]

atleast we made the playoffs

[olive knot]

true

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-in-wonderland-punch-mad-gif-12054431

[onyx jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/justfin-jefferson-j-jettas-jettas-jetta-nfl-gif-25986060

[silver arrow]

I hope we trade up for the Oregon corner

[olive knot]

hes good

[sacred burrow]

We don't really need him though

[dim warren]

i like Nolan Smith fam, all dressed in white

[obsidian stone]

i eat too much tomato products for that to work

[olive knot]

konanji is a giants fan, not a pack fan

[onyx jewel]

fax

[sacred burrow]

Jets room looooks realllyyy happy

[silver arrow]

Big blue in dis bih

[dim warren]

i think the suits, celebrating, high fiving and bro hugging, is just STUPID as hell

just make the pick, like ur professsionals

[olive knot]

they always look happy

[dim warren]

this is a new thing

[sacred burrow]

This has happened for a few years now

[dim warren]

its so dumb

[onyx jewel]

they are

[sacred burrow]

Or at least as long as I've been watching

[dim warren]

haha, u youngs tho

[silver arrow]

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1651735077598928897?s=46&t=N12l3J2KqrJI3dWJJ8rEaA

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

NFL Network reporter slips and says Georgia DT Jalen Carter has a big d*ck

Likes

3532

Retweets

561

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 27, 2023, 11:48 PM

[obsidian stone]

J E T S DUMB DUMB DUMB

[silver arrow]

😭😭😭

[obsidian stone]

why so unpredictable

[smoky bough]

Beuh

[obsidian stone]

of a draft

every draft no one knows

[sacred burrow]

||Jets Will McDonald IV|| Jets

[silver arrow]

"Big guy big dick"

[dim warren]

who r the middle 3 guys on ESPN ?

[sacred burrow]

When was the last time no WR in the top 15

And twoooo RBs

Wild

[obsidian stone]

bro what

lol

[silver arrow]

Watch the vid lol

[obsidian stone]

wow imagine u get one wish

and u choose to announce the jets pick

u could have literally ANYTHIING

[sacred burrow]

Alright I'm done with the draft please ping me if the packers trade up

[silver arrow]

Wasted pick just like this jets pick

[onyx jewel]

he is hyped to be a jets fan

[olive knot]

reaaaaaach

[obsidian stone]

this dude pumped

[sacred burrow]

I like him

[onyx jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-jackson-gif-22973353

[dim warren]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky bough]

Wit

[obsidian stone]

this lil bro is future jets discord moderator

[olive knot]

joe douglas genius GM

[onyx jewel]

yay!

[silver arrow]

[onyx jewel]

LOL

[sturdy wagon]

ooh guy from waukesha

[onyx jewel]

HE IS SUPER HAPPY

LETS GO J-E-T-S

[obsidian stone]

dude gonna jump over a car and tear his acl

[silver arrow]

No way they don't take Levis here

[sacred burrow]

Ok last one cuz this is wild, Commanders ||Emmanuel Forbes CB||

[olive knot]

||back to back reaches holy||

[smoky bough]

Omg

[obsidian stone]

van ness didnt even start much?

[onyx jewel]

me waiting for my team to draft

https://tenor.com/view/fine-then-well-bye-cute-sad-cat-gif-16163566

[muted valley]

Imagine

Texans had 2 selections before 30 teams had 1

[onyx jewel]

ok

they drafted good people too

[obsidian stone]

dude weighs 166lbs

in the NFL

hes gonna die

[onyx jewel]

oh

[smoky bough]

How is c gonz dropping

This far

[muted valley]

I like the texans picks but the trade is alright

Just crazy to think about still

[silver arrow]

One stiff arm from Henry kids career gonna be over

[obsidian stone]

gonzooo

[dim warren]

Packers have another 1st ?

what pick is their 2nd ?

[sturdy wagon]

no more firsts

[obsidian stone]

pack could move up

[sturdy wagon]

2 seconds

[dim warren]

2 SRPs, NICE

[obsidian stone]

that could be traded for a first

👀

[silver arrow]

NOOOOO

Damn I wanted Gonzo

[sturdy wagon]

pats really got a steal

bucs going for levis im sure

[alpine grove]

Lol the talks between me and my dad were so funny

I was telling him all draft that I wanted a guy named NJIGBA I pronounced it like Jig-baa idk if that’s right

He’s like ok let’s see, I told him naaah we most likely gonna pass on him just cuz everyone said we gonna pick him

Now every single pick, he is jokingly cheering Njigba’s name as the next pick 😂😂

we are both invested in when this man finally gets picked lmaooo

[onyx jewel]

not a steal a hidden gem

[alpine grove]

Otherwise I woulda turned it off

[olive knot]

i feel like most ppl had him going between 10-15 tho

[sturdy wagon]

he was projected top 10

[alpine grove]

He’s just like NJIGBA NJIGBA NJIGBA

[sacred burrow]

It's N-Jig-baa you pronounce the n

[alpine grove]

ah ok

I kept going Jig-baa

We were both so invested in when he gets picked

I told him the backstory abt pack not picking WR first round, he’s like watch Jets will fulfill Rodgers needs of WR in first round

[sturdy wagon]

i hope we trade up for wr

or te

[alpine grove]

He was happy tho that the Jets pick he was waiting on to be possibly Njigba ended up being a guy from Iowa State, that’s where he went as well

Will McDonald IV, was it

[smoky bough]

Did jsn get drafted

[silver arrow]

Nope he's gonna be a Giant

[alpine grove]

When giants picking

[sturdy wagon]

sean clifford catching strays

[silver arrow]

25

[woeful topaz]

no receivers yet

[smoky bough]

Jeez

[alpine grove]

Oooo y’all may get him then

[onyx jewel]

who is bucs getting?

[silver arrow]

Levis I'd assume

[onyx jewel]

ya

[sacred burrow]

||bucs don't take Levis||

[smoky bough]

Bro

So dumbbb

[onyx jewel]

no wayyyyy

THEY DONT

[olive knot]

bucs going back into hibernation for another 20 years before they somehow build another superteam to win the sb

[onyx jewel]

HOW DO U NOT

[olive knot]

will levis to the vikings agenda is thriving rn

[woeful topaz]

please no

the vikings need hooker

[onyx jewel]

with the 23 pick in the nfl draft mini picks will levis

[olive knot]

id be fine with either

[onyx jewel]

true

[smoky bough]

Chargers take jsn??

Pick would make sense

[olive knot]

hooker could actually be good at least but old as hell and coming off an injury

if jsn could be their coach, I would do it

[onyx jewel]

bro what?

our coach is good

[olive knot]

im talking abt the chargers

[onyx jewel]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[olive knot]

koc is fine

[smoky bough]

HUH

[onyx jewel]

what if we really do get will

what would we do with kirk?

[silver arrow]

Let him mentor will prolly until his contract up

[olive knot]

kevin o connell

[onyx jewel]

yes

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP AROUND

[next fulcrum]

Kevin O’Connell should take his distant relative Aiden O’Connell in the first round