🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

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We tagged saquads too

[olive knot]

he’s not playing under that either

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I don't see why he wouldn't

He's likely gonna get paid next szn

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RBs need their bag stat

[alpine grove]

Plz do it today but have it be a fleece on our end

[olive knot]

their shelf life is brutal

[alpine grove]

shit if I was an RB with crazy money, I’m not upgrading my lifestyle

live below standards and save up

[olive knot]

yea

Get a multi year deal instead of playing on the tag

[woeful topaz]

PLEASE GOD

[alpine grove]

No tag backs!

[next fulcrum]

Trade or not we will probably know his future within the next few days

[modest quest]

yeah

[next fulcrum]

All signs looking towards trade tho lol

[modest quest]

it’s officially #RodgersWatch now

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

The more assets for 10 the better

[modest quest]

the rapaport tweet saying aaron rodgers is being traded for 2 seconds gonna hit like crack

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/eddington-breaking-bad-sneeze-gif-15105135

[next fulcrum]

If his contract didn’t suck massive balls we would have more leverage

[woeful topaz]

i think it's more likely we get 13 than 2 2nds honestly

[alpine grove]

The year is 2038, the Green Bay Packers are trading 4x NFL MVP and 3x SB Champion Jordan Love to the New York Jets (as Favre and Rodgers joined them before him) as they welcome in another young starting quarterback.

[stoic heath]

Getting hourly reports 😭

[olive knot]

Does this mean Arod is getting sued by Cali for welfare fraud too?

[woeful topaz]

bro if we dont get the menu for their dinner

https://tenor.com/view/hamilton-burr-roomwhereithappens-aaronburr-gif-6162603

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https://twitter.com/cameronwolfe/status/1633191576749867010?s=46&t=M5O0QJlCB4Ul3KlW0td_ig

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe)

As we await Aaron Rodgers decision, Jordan Love’s QB coach Steve Calhoun told me Love’s main focus is becoming Packers starting QB.

Love began offseason training yesterday w/ @ArmedDangerQBS in OC. 65 throws, refining footwork, mechanics & Matt LaFleur personal improvement notes

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:43 PM

[woeful topaz]

WWWWWWWWW

I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR JORDAN LOVE

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/andyhermannfl/status/1633181065266311174?s=46&t=M5O0QJlCB4Ul3KlW0td_ig

Andy Herman (@AndyHermanNFL)

So if I told you that Jordan Love became the next HOF Packers quarterback, won multiple MVPs, won one Super Bowl, suffered an insane amount of cruel heartbreaking playoff losses, had a weird separation with the Packers and got traded to the Jets, would you take it?

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:01 PM

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-salute-correct-you-gif-20627201

[woeful topaz]

yes

[olive knot]

same

winning one sb every 15 or so years would still be more than the entire nfcn would win in that span

[obsidian stone]

so happy to have seen 2 SB wins

shoulda been 2-3 more

[alpine grove]

I’d like to witness one where I’m not an elementary kid deciding to play Spider-Man 3 (PS2) with my buddy over watching the game that my dad and co were watching

[obsidian stone]

lol that was me in 1996

i remember just running around the house

while everyone just watched the game

and i remember the KO return td

[manic lance]

I agree. Prolly conditional 1st starts as a 4th. We could see that 4th round be a little more tho

[woeful topaz]

the first season i watched and cared was 2014

so...

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https://youtu.be/DJ6T8lBggWA

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/deuces-amy-poehler-peace-gif-10891138

[alpine grove]

we played this mission instead of watching the game outside

https://youtu.be/xvRz8HKi8SM

Also some of this game

We still (presently both as packers fans) talk abt how we missed witnessing a Packers SB live because of this 😔🤘🏽

[obsidian stone]

did you win the mission

[alpine grove]

I’m pretty sure we did

[obsidian stone]

optimus would be so proud

[alpine grove]

spider-man 3 one I remember more so

You had to drag morbius out into the sun

[alpine grove]

This the exact mission I recall playing through that day

Can’t believe Tobey and JK Simmons voiced those games

[woeful topaz]

jesus lmao

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…I’m scared to learn the context of these

[vestal lion]

There were a bunch of kids playing outside his house (middle school age) and shooting each other with nerf guns so Mixon randomly decided to shoot 11 real bullets at them and he hit one of them... I think he's fine though (the kid)

[smoky bough]

Wait what the fuck

[vestal lion]

yeah... that's gotta be brain damage from football or something

[smoky bough]

And then the incident earlier this week

This man is fucked up

[vestal lion]

the rape charges or the gun charges?

[smoky bough]

everything

why was there "a watch your language" bot

[vestal lion]

yeah there's something not right with him

[manic lance]

Tf u mean

Them boys were on his property with a gun in the dark. What's Mixon supposed to think? U can't tell it's a nerf gun

What are you supposed to do if someone is trespassing your property with a gun in hand?

[smoky bough]

is mixon deaf or something?, if they were shooting nerf gun bullets it wouldn't sound like a fucking gun

and his abuse of his girlfriend

and the incident that happened earlier this week

he's fucked up, no excuses

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[vestal lion]

If you can't tell it's a nerf gun then why are you shooting at it?

If you can see something that looks like a gun, then you can also see that it's much larger than any handgun and it's children.

Literally one of the first 4 rules you're told when owning a gun is to always know what you're shooting at. No excuse for what he did.

[manic lance]

They were trespassing

Should of fired warning shots tho not at the person

If fire at all which shouldn't have been done to begin with

[vestal lion]

You can't kill someone because they're trespassing

You can't even pull a gun on someone for trespassing

[manic lance]

Ohio laws allow use of self defense

use of lethal force* in self defense

[vestal lion]

That's not self defense though

Every state allows for lethal force in self defense

[manic lance]

tf u mean its not self defense

someone was trespassing his property with a gun. Albeit a nerf gun

[vestal lion]

Shooting someone trespassing on your land is not self defense

[manic lance]

don't skip over messages

[vestal lion]

That's still not self defense

[manic lance]

how isn't it?

[vestal lion]

Because he was not being unlawfully interfered with and the force was not necessary

[manic lance]

whatchu doing if someone has a gun illegally on your property?

[vestal lion]

Not shooting them, because I'd go to prison

Probably just calling the police

[manic lance]

you gonna ask him to leave?

[vestal lion]

A child with a nerf gun?

[obsidian stone]

look up the castle doctrine

[vestal lion]

Me?

[obsidian stone]

its different in every state

whether u can shoot someone trespassing

idk the deets of the case but that seems relevant

[vestal lion]

You can't shoot anyone who is trespassing. That's not what the castle doctrine allows.

[obsidian stone]

uhh

pretty sure thats what it is

[vestal lion]

The castle doctrine only allows the self defense instruction to the jury if you shoot someone on your land. It doesn't mean the jury has to exonerate you.

[obsidian stone]

but im workin and dont wanna get into a whole thing

have fun

[manic lance]

he also has a gun in his hand you seem to forget that part

[vestal lion]

All the castle doctrine does is give the self-defense instruction to the jury automatically, without you needing to provide evidence as to the four elements of self defense.

Will, I guarantee you that if you shoot someone holding a nerf gun, you will go to prison. The judge will laugh at your self-defense instruction request.

[manic lance]

lol

It's fucking middle of the night and someone has a gun in there hand lmfao

[vestal lion]

Then you may get an imperfect self-defense instruction.

But the jury will still laugh at you as they check the "guilty" box.

[manic lance]

it ain't worth arguing with you

[vestal lion]

I should throw in the towel I guess

Marquette law school has taught me nothing

[manic lance]

We will find out through the actual court case

[vestal lion]

You actually think shooting unarmed children will get him exonerated? The Rittenhouse jury barely acquitted him.

[manic lance]

Except the child appeared to be armed

[vestal lion]

So let's just assume then that he somehow believed a nerf gun was a real one

Was he presented with imminent death or great bodily harm?

Because he can only use deadly force when presented with imminent death

I'll concede that he actually believed that he was being unlawfully interfered with, and I'll concede that he actually believed the force he used was necessary in stopping the threat.

But would a reasonable person believe that he was being unlawfully interfered with, and would a reasonable person believe that the force he used was necessary in stopping the threat?

Now remember, a reasonable person is the defendant as we find them. Same age, size, physical characteristics, life experiences, etc.

[manic lance]

not sure, never been in that situation. I'm sure it's a lot different when your actually in the situation

[vestal lion]

So that is 6'1" 220lb Joe Mixon vs a child

Would a bunch of 6'1" 220lb of pure muscle men reasonably believe that they were being unlawfully interfered with and used necessary force?

[manic lance]

They did leave without making an arrest

[vestal lion]

Because they never found him

[manic lance]

6'1 220lb or 5'6 150lb a bullet will still kill

They were in his house for 30 minutes

Although you also have to remember Mixon does have other history of pointing guns at people

[vestal lion]

No jury would ever find that he was unlawfully interfered with (considering he was inside his home and they were outside) nor would they find that the force he used was necessary

[manic lance]

I'm not defending Mixon I'm kind of just defending the situation

[vestal lion]

Considering that he was in absolutely no danger inside his home

Assuming he actually killed the kid I assume he'd get an imperfect self-defense instruction

Which would turn his 1st degree intentional homicide into 2nd degree

Life imprisonment to 60 years minimum

[manic lance]

The kid wasn't killed was he?

[vestal lion]

Since the bar for that instruction is incredibly low

No he wasn't

[manic lance]

I thought he was just injured

Okok

Who knows if Mixon was even at his house

Or was that confirmed

[vestal lion]

Wisconsin has a defense for a crime like this that the other 49 states don't have

But he's not in Wisconsin

[manic lance]

Ohio has something

[vestal lion]

Well every state has a mistake defense

AKA "I thought it was a gun"

Wisconsin only requires it to be an "honest mistake" from the actor to get the charges exonerated

"I thought his nerf gun was real"

The other 49 states require a mistake to be an "honest mistake that is also a reasonable mistake"

Hence why it's a lot easier to get away with crimes like that in Wisconsin

[manic lance]

I see

[vestal lion]

And could probably get him off a murder charge in Wisconsin

If he killed the kid

A lot easier than self defense

[next fulcrum]

Someone on your property “appearing to be armed” is not the same as being in imminent danger

And the latter is almost always needed to justify self defense with a deadly weapon

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rodgersisagoat/status/1633229057096818690?s=46&t=VnlDGgY5_4QrLFEwf71AiQ

🧀 head (@rodgersisagoat)

Underrated in all of this: Jordan Love has been very mature about this entire situation the last 3 years.

Lots of guys would’ve made it about themselves and pouted, Love just worked.

He’s mentally ready to be the guy if that’s the direction the organization goes.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:12 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-checking-time-waiting-gif-11570520

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https://www.si.com/nfl/bengals/news/listen-911-call-released-sheriff-investigation-joe-mixon-house-continues

The call came from inside the Mixon house. The party who called it in identified the area where the shooting occurred as being between “[his] athletes house” and the neighbor house.
The general context of the call seems to suggest the shooter was not a resident, but arrived at the scene in a car.

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/BoyGreen25/status/1633568030465589248

Paul Andrew Esden Jr (@BoyGreen25)

Juicy nugget from @MikeGarafolo who said the #Packers aren’t asking for ‘an offer they can’t refuse’ from the #Jets for QB Aaron Rodgers, ‘let’s get as fair of compensation as we can to just move on & turn this thing over to Jordan Love’ 👀 🎥 @nflnetwork

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Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 8:39 PM

[sacred burrow]

Give us pick 13 please

[woeful topaz]

espn jets reporter says his GUESS is 2023 2nd + 2024 conditional 3rd+

i dont think we walk out of it without 13 though

even if it's just 13 for rodgers 1:1

[modest quest]

i’m gonna be pissed if that’s the package

[olive knot]

fuck I’d take a 2nd + 3rd if they also offered to pay a majority of that bum contract

[modest quest]

this would mean the writing is pretty much on the wall right

i mean aaron jones wants him to stay so there’s still a chance ig

70/30 he’s gone imo

[sacred burrow]

Imo it’s almost 100% he’s gone

[modest quest]

i’m not really drawing conclusions until aaron makes a decision

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/1633264328248815616

Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler)

@dbrome1 Fun story, Rodgers was so pissed that McCarthy let Van Pelt walk he refused to speak to Cignetti, who for much of the year had to relay anything he wanted to say to Rodgers through Boyle. Good times.

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 12:32 AM

@modest quest i think this proves bobby right

this shit wouldn't start getting leaked until he's almost out the door lmao

[modest quest]

true haha

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1633808745737203712

Dianna Russini (@diannaESPN)

In the wake of an extensive in-person meeting between Aaron Rodgers & New York Jets brass, including owner Woody Johnson, there's optimism in the Jets’ organization that they are on the brink of landing the future Hall of Fame QB, sources close to the situation tell ESPN.

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 12:35 PM

[modest quest]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-here-we-go-the-joker-gif-15343519

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1633825145813909504?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

DC billionaire Mitchell Rales is partnering with Josh Harris in their attempt to buy the Washington Commanders, per league source. Rales is the co-founder of the Danaher Corporation, DC’s largest company.

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 1:40 PM

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1633862414054703104?s=46&t=aQ5R1SFay79AMCPDl346UQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets are releasing WR Braxton Berrios at the start of the league year next week, per source. The two sides discussed a restructuring of his contract but were unable to reach agreement. His release will save $5 million against Jets’ cap.

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 4:08 PM

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1633864119832006656?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

And the Jets just agreed to a trade….

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 4:15 PM

I hate this bum

[woeful topaz]

they also cut braxton berrios, saving 5m

clearing space for cobb and big dog?

[olive knot]

Touchdown Jesus as well hopefully

[smoky bough]

What

[woeful topaz]

7th rounder to the ravens for a defensive player

[smoky bough]

Ohh ok

I was excited for a second

[woeful topaz]

gotta remember, schefter is a hack

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1633906211698384896

uSTADIUM (@uSTADIUM)

Tom Pelissero: The #Jets have worked through the compensation and contract for Aaron Rodgers. It’s up to him to let them and the #Packers know what he wants to do.

Mike Garafolo said the #Jets won’t rush Rodgers.

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 7:02 PM

we are officially just waiting for rodgers to say yes

[obsidian stone]

jesus

go to ny and be miserable plz

[modest quest]

soak it all in people

these are likely rodgers last day as a packer

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1633947624981004289?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Vikings Pro Bowl pass-rusher Za'Darius Smith informed the team that he wants to be released, I’m told. The team has no plans to do that. The situation remains unresolved.

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 9:47 PM

[woeful topaz]

did they tell him he wasnt going to be a captain?

[next fulcrum]

jfc

I loved Z so much that first year, who knew he’d turn out to be such a drama queen

Maybe he wants to end up on the Jets with his good buddy Rodgers

[obsidian stone]

ZZZZ causiing trouble again

[olive knot]

might have told him that halfway through the season cause he straight up vanished those last 8-9 weeks

[modest quest]

he’s going to the lions to get revenge on the vikings

[olive knot]

lions could use him tbh lol

but he doesnt solve their piss poor run d

[woeful topaz]

z on run d is basically

https://tenor.com/view/security-dgaf-checking-inspect-gif-17089449

[olive knot]

watching z fail to set the edge on literally every play

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-nuts-kung-fu-training-pain-endurance-gif-7886249

[sturdy wagon]

Giants ended the era of Vikings football

My respect for Danny dimes has increased tremendously

[woeful topaz]

W

[smoky bough]

Vikings

Lmfao

They released thielen

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1634280266121334804

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

The #Packers have restructured LT David Bakhtiari’s contract, per sources, converting $9.5 million into a March roster bonus and $5.5 million of his 2023 base salary into a guaranteed signing bonus.

This will lessen his $28.8M cap hit for Green Bay to maneuver.

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 7:49 PM

the packers news we've all been waiting for

https://twitter.com/LilySZhao/status/1634279918279495681

Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao)

The #Packers have promoted Rich Bisaccia to assistant head coach/special teams coordinator. They retain a talented coach in Bisaccia.

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 7:47 PM

[olive knot]

lets goooooooooooo

i love bisaccia

[modest quest]

that like 50 mil in cap now?

[woeful topaz]

prepping for that 60mil hit

or is it 40

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/rothchris/status/1634299789809442816?s=20

Chris Roth (@rothchris)

#Packers President Mark Murphy on telecast of Girls State Basketball Tournament confirms team will honor trade request from @AaronRodgers12 if he wants it, confirms they gave permission to #Jets, and that everyone expects resolution by the start of free agency

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 9:06 PM

[woeful topaz]

is this purgatory

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1634321492732178447?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

NFL (@NFL)

BREAKING: Bears trading No. 1 overall pick in 2023 NFL Draft to Panthers. (via @RapSheet)

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 10:33 PM

YOO

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1634320435838894081?s=46&t=SANTCCKPZ-tWBiRUKof7ow

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Compensation update, per sources: Bears trading No. 1 overall pick to Carolina for:

🏈pick No. 9
🏈pick No. 61
🏈a first-round pick in 2024
🏈a second-round pick in 2025
🏈WR DJ Moore

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Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 10:28 PM

[sacred burrow]

bears get #9 #61 a 2024 FRP, a 2025 SRP and Moore

yea

bears walk out of that VICTORIOUS

[smoky bough]

Wow

Thats a great haul

[sacred burrow]

while the Panthers may be wanting their next Cam Newton

[olive knot]

thats a crazy good haul goddamn

[obsidian stone]

WOAH

[sacred burrow]

love that for the bears

[obsidian stone]

bears r scary now

jk they still suck

[modest quest]

ye

[acoustic pilot]

They're still gonna eff up somehow

[unborn vale]

Well played chicago

You finally did something worth not laughing at

CHICAGO SPORTS STILL SUCK THO AHHAHAHA BUCKS>BULLS=RATIO

[obsidian stone]

https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1634356035153727488?t=noQrCjXi1FsOkPuE0_LtAw&s=19

sarah emerson (@SarahNEmerson)

Famously large man and FTX promoter Shaq has evaded multiple attempts to serve him with an FTX lawsuit by hiding in his house.

That's what lawyers claimed in emails obtained by Forbes which said he's managed to dodge servers for the past four weeks.
https://t.co/AhAumnUj5C

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 12:50 AM

shaq works at least every tues thurs on tnt

shaq dodging servers sounds like a hilarious movie

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/nb-aon-tnt-shaq-charles-barkley-gif-21015207

[pulsar ocean]

someone in the comments said Chuck needs to become a server and serve shaq on live tv

[woeful topaz]

https://streamable.com/atmr6h

[pulsar ocean]

lol

[modest quest]

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers plans to join the Phoenix Suns, per @RapSheet

[smoky bough]

😭

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1634604808320557056?s=20

Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings)

We are absolutely devastated to announce legendary Minnesota Vikings head coach and Hall of Famer Bud Grant has passed away this morning at age 95.

We, like all Vikings and NFL fans, are shocked and saddened by this terrible news.

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 5:18 PM

RIP to one of the greats

[pulsar ocean]

I read breaking aaron rodgers and I was hyped till the end

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1635296803636518912

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Less than an hour to free agency and neither the Jets or Packers "know what Aaron Rodgers is going to do" per @RobDemovsky

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 3:08 PM

"i don't wanna hold anyone hostage"

[silver arrow]

Rodgers makes his own decisions

[silver arrow]

Tampering time

!tamper

[thorny yew]

https://streamable.com/o6y14o

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1635309746428456962?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The NFL's free agency window is now open.

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:00 PM

[silver arrow]

All I want my giants to do is JuJu and O line

Maybe some interior linebackers

[acoustic pilot]

Eagles resign CJ Gardner Johnson

Please and thank you

[smoky bough]

hahaha

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1635313698037432320?s=46&t=w3V3HygJr5WvsFXyCbLs4A

NFL (@NFL)

Patriots re-signing CB Jonathan Jones to a 2-year deal. (via @RapSheet)

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:15 PM

[brave bison]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635313496723427329?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chargers’ RB Austin Ekeler is requesting permission to speak with other teams about a potential trade after preliminary talks with the team aimed at a contract extension did not progress, his agent Cameron Weiss told ESPN.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:14 PM

[smoky bough]

fantasy value tanks or what

[brave bison]

Depends imo but he’s the best fantasy back last two years

[smoky bough]

yeah

not sure if he gets those checkdowns still

imagine a henry/ekeler pairing

[silver arrow]

Bears getting McGlinchey it seems too

With TJ Edward's

[brave bison]

Super Bowl bound

[silver arrow]

2 big signings

[silver arrow]

Not while they have a RB at QB

[smoky bough]

fields is insane

at running

i think he has a shot at being half decent at passing now

[brave bison]

Fair but they gotta before they have to pay him

That’s the window

[silver arrow]

And turning the ball over

[smoky bough]

dj moore probably can alleviate that

he can pass to someone other than darnell mooney now

[olive knot]

depends how much ekeler wants but i wouldnt want to pay a non top-10 back a bunch of money

[brave bison]

https://twitter.com/JeffSimonESPN/status/1635312959684751360?s=20

Jeff Simon (@JeffSimonESPN)

Source: The Cincinnati Bengals and RB Jamaal Williams are closing in on a 2-year deal. #Bengals #Lions #NFLFreeAgency

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:12 PM

[smoky bough]

YOOO

[brave bison]

Idk about the source but it’s a good fit

[olive knot]

i love jamaal

[smoky bough]

i want swift back

is it his time to shine

or will they take bijan

[brave bison]

Swift been injured too much

[smoky bough]

bro they barely played him last year

[brave bison]

He’s got to be a 1a/1b kinda guy

[smoky bough]

he was getting like 30% snap counts

[olive knot]

i think they double dip on defense and bring in a decent vet at rb

[smoky bough]

ye

[brave bison]

Exactly lol

[olive knot]

swift is great when hes not injured (which isnt much tbf lol) and jamaal did good for them as a backup

[smoky bough]

i'm sayin with jamaal gone, he'd have a bigger role to fill

[olive knot]

no use spending premium picks

[brave bison]

They’ll get someone else to split time

He clearly cannot carry a full workload

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1635311909934350336?s=20 good guy aaron letting everyone do a darkness retreat for free

Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman)

It was Pat McAfee who Aaron Rodgers had break the news of his contract extension this time last year.

McAfee opens his show today saying this on Rodgers: “I have no answers for you. I got no idea what the hell is going on.”

Likes

158

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:08 PM

[brave bison]

I’m looking forward to moving on from Rodge

[next fulcrum]

Hell yeah, can root for him way more easily now lol

Bengals def my favorite AFC team now

[woeful topaz]

god damnit jamaal no

[brave bison]

And honestly looking forward to sucking as a team for a bit. As fun as it is to do well in the regular season, tired of losing every other year in the NFCGC

[woeful topaz]

if the packers suck for a few years maybe i'll move up more than like 800 spots a year in the 130,000 queue for season tickets

[brave bison]

It’s entirely possible

Having been so good for so long

[olive knot]

lmao

[brave bison]

Unless we trip and fall into ANOTHER hofer

[woeful topaz]

which we did

[olive knot]

you could get tickets at 60 instead of 80

[woeful topaz]

jordan love will be a HoFer

but unfortunately if rodgers keeps dicking around

we're gonna have to trade love

[brave bison]

Life as a packers fan

[woeful topaz]

real

[olive knot]

fkn bench arod even if he decides to stay lol

this roster is in no way a contender

[woeful topaz]

if the packers fumbled the bag to the point that aaron rodgers is a 60 million dollar backup, both murphy and gute should be fired out of a cannon into the sun

[brave bison]

Agreed. Who tf cares what he wants what leverage does he have now

[olive knot]

yea i still wish that didnt happen but the deck was stacked against them

you had to pay a back to back mvp whatever he wanted even if that second mvp wasnt really deserved

[brave bison]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635318924559650816?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens announced they have released DE Calais Campbell.

Likes

242

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:36 PM

[olive knot]

kelce back to the eagles too

he deserves a ring

[brave bison]

Kinda the same situation as Flacco ten years ago. Dude won the SB what are you gonna do not pay him??

Man bet on himself and won

[olive knot]

yeah, 2012 flacco might be the best qb ever

[brave bison]

Definitely an opinion of all time 💀

He went on an absolute tear that postseason though that’s facts

[olive knot]

him and big dick nick did unimaginable things

[silver arrow]

Powers to the Broncos

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635323729856303104

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The news #Packers fans have been waiting for: They've agreed to terms with All-Pro returner Keisean Nixon on a 1-year deal worth a max value of $6M, source said.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 4:55 PM

[brave bison]

LETS GOOOOOOO

HE BACK

Bit cheeky by Rap Lmaoo

[next fulcrum]

About time

[woeful topaz]

frankly i'm so annoyed with rodgers this is the news i was intently waiting for

[brave bison]

100% I’m F5ing but definitely not for that bum

Nixon a player I’m actually excited about returning

[olive knot]

fuck yeah

that was one of the big things i hoped they'd do

[next fulcrum]

Nixon returning is always fun to watch 😎

[brave bison]

Glad that Baker seems like he’ll find a landing spot after the unceremonious release by the Browns. FTB

[smoky bough]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35851419/sources-49ers-bolster-d-line-dt-javon-hargrave

bro

49ers

[woeful topaz]

now all they need is a qb

[smoky bough]

they're actually insane

lance/purdy will be interesting

[modest quest]

guys look at his bio

[brave bison]

No blue check mark and an avid gambler? Lmaoo

[next fulcrum]

Oh rip

Foiled again

[brave bison]

GODDAMNIT

I was had y’all

[next fulcrum]

Is Jamaal even on a contract year?

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/JeffSimonESPN/status/1623147148605882371

Jeff Simon (@JeffSimonESPN)

Kamala is a lizard #StateOfTheUnionAddress #Kamala

Twitter · Feb 8, 2023, 2:30 AM

beginning to think man isn't a good source

[woeful topaz]

yeah he had a 2 year contract for 21 and 22

[next fulcrum]

Ah

Well, he still about to get paid so good for him

[brave bison]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1635336567157059585?s=20

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Raiders are closing in on a deal with QB Jimmy Garoppolo, sources say. After six seasons and a Super Bowl appearance with the #49ers, Jimmy G is on his way to Vegas, the site of this season’s Super Bowl, to reunite with Josh McDaniels.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 5:46 PM

[acoustic pilot]

Wooowwww

[brave bison]

Raiders w a very lateral move

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1635339147165728768?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Miami is giving former Jets’ QB Mike White a two-year deal worth up to $16 million, per source.

Likes

336

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 5:56 PM

[next fulcrum]

Hmmmm

[woeful topaz]

taking qbs off the board lets go

the jets' only other option is lamar

and the league is colluding to not give him his watson contract so... that won't happen

[olive knot]

mike mfing white

also there is no qb battle in sf

[smoky bough]

league breaking

[silver arrow]

It is Brock Purdy

[olive knot]

nah

it would be hilarious if sf traded all those picks just to roll with jimmy g 2.0 all over again tho lol

[woeful topaz]

thank god someone exists to take the packers out of "worst trade for a qb of the 2020s" contention

(if we dont trade rodgers)

[olive knot]

can we just loop the bears trading up for trubisky into the 2020s too, i think thats fair

[woeful topaz]

lmao

https://twitter.com/wingoz/status/1635353210310504448

trey wingo (@wingoz)

Hearing Rodgers to the Jets is done. History about to repeat itself between New York and Green Bay. Time is indeed a flat circle

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 6:52 PM

ITS HAPPENING

TREY WINGO IS NEVER WRONG

@brave bison it's happening???

tfw cant ping cheesehead

[brave bison]

👀 HERE WE GO????

[woeful topaz]

wingo is never wrong

[smoky bough]

AHHHH

YO IT FINALLY HAPPENED https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1635353812465512452?t=BKHkg8scid0XGJNXmNFZZA&s=19

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is being traded to the #Jets, per @wingoz

"It's done."

Likes

8003

Retweets

1856

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 6:55 PM

IT'S OVER

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/GarrettWilson_V/status/1635354855769505792

Garrett Wilson (@GarrettWilson_V)

I can finally enjoy my vacay now.

Likes

769

Retweets

168

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 6:59 PM

ITS HAPPENING

[brave bison]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

FINALLY

[stoic heath]

https://twitter.com/zachkruse2/status/1635355925245759489?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

Zach Kruse (@zachkruse2)

Ian Rapoport on NFL Network just now says "nothing has happened." Talks are "exactly where they've been."

"The deal is not done."

Likes

246

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 7:03 PM

Nope.

Not yet

[brave bison]

……..

Everyone getting got today lool

[woeful topaz]

trey wingo is never wrong

i trust him more than i trust rap

not even kidding

[modest quest]

this guy said rodgers to broncos was a done deal last year im taking it with a grain of salt

[manic lance]

Source off

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1635361890246479872?s=46&t=qYpPflrY71I5b1KlsaOtdQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Vonn Bell is going to the #Panthers, per me and @TomPelissero

Likes

751

Retweets

179

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 7:27 PM

[woeful topaz]

when was that

i can't see anything about that tbh

At the time of the 2021 NFL Draft, Trey Wingo reported that there was an agreement between the Packers and Rodgers not long after the team traded up to get Jordan Love that the Packers would trade Rodgers following the 2020 season.

After he played MVP football, that was a promise the Packers were willing to endure the PR nightmare to go back on.

this is all i could find

[modest quest]

hmm im probably thinking of someone else then

either way arod is getting traded within the next 48 hours

ah

here we go

https://twitter.com/wingoz/status/1387863211861446656?s=20

trey wingo (@wingoz)

Sources: The Packers reportedly told Aaron Rodgers they were going to trade him in the off season, then backed off. It’s been a bleep show between them ever since. And within the last week Rodgers told the team.. trade or no trade I’m not coming back. Buckle up folks

Likes

30019

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5136

Twitter · Apr 29, 2021, 8:15 PM

old news lmfaoo

[stoic heath]

God I love this

[modest quest]

conflicting reports szn

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/TylerDBrooke/status/1635365071663824896

Tyler Brooke (@TylerDBrooke)

Adam Schefter on ESPN just now said that there are "mounting indications" that Aaron Rodgers is heading to the Jets.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 7:39 PM

trey was right

schefter and rap just arent in the inner circle

aren't privy to the info

[next fulcrum]

Just ask the Make-a-Wish kid, he probably knows

[modest quest]

is rasul in the inner circle

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/BoyGreen25/status/1635374080001200128?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Paul Andrew Esden Jr (@BoyGreen25)

.@AdamSchefter once again ran off the TV set of @espn's NFL Live for a phone call.

@LauraRutledge asked him when he got back if there was any update? Schefter just smiled.

ARE WE CLOSE? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Aaron Rodgers watch #Jets, #Packers

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 8:15 PM

[brave bison]

It was probably just his grandma calling him

[smoky bough]

haha

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635378361978716160?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: Jessie Bates to the #Falcons

Likes

290

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 8:32 PM

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/aaronnagler/status/1635377522652364801?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler)

"It hit our radar screen because Rodgers is involved in trying to persuade one or more free agents to join the Jets"

Likes

421

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 8:29 PM

🤔

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635388366547197952?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers reached agreement on a one-year deal with former Panthers’ QB Sam Darnold, per source.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 9:12 PM

LEAGUE SHATTERING NEWS

@alpine grove

[modest quest]

can schefty only tweet about REAL teams like the packers?!

[next fulcrum]

The GEQBUS is on the move

[brave bison]

He doesn’t have the sources 😂 Rodgers would retire before letting Schefter break his news

[alpine grove]

GEQBUS SB CHAMP 2024!

[smoky bough]

rodgers go away

make the bad man go away

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635618625695432705

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets are actively working to reach an agreement with Packers’ free-agent WR Allen Lazard, per league sources. There is another team involved, and no final decision, but the Jets are trying to reunite Lazard and OC Nathaniel Hackett.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 12:27 PM

babe wake up, it's groundhog day again

[modest quest]

eh idrc

[woeful topaz]

i just love "the jets want to reunite lazard and hackett"

yeah i'm sure hackett's the selling point to him

[modest quest]

lmaoo

[unborn vale]

Jets getting Rodgers too? Please trade

Tbh jordy leaving was way more depressing

[woeful topaz]

i miss jordy so much man

[modest quest]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-james-talk-espn-gif-17479140

aaron on the pat mcafee show today

[woeful topaz]

pat still has no fuckin clue if aaron is even going to be on lmao

[woeful topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/Meq1JYd.jpg

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635689129026498560

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Packers’ veteran free-agent TE Marcedes Lewis, who spent the past five seasons in Green Bay, has drawn interest from, amongst others, the New York Jets and Las Vegas Raiders, per league sources

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 5:07 PM

lazard and lewis both looking at the jets? a coincidence, i'm sure

there's no deal for rodgers

trey wingo is never wrong

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/diannaespn/status/1635696092791681052?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Dianna Russini (@diannaESPN)

Aaron Rodgers has provided the NY Jets with a wish-list of free agents he would like them to target and acquire, per sources.
It includes Randall Cobb, Allen Lazard, Marcedes Lewis and….Odell Beckham Jr.

Likes

1437

Retweets

399

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 5:35 PM

LMAO

I repeat: LMAO

[smoky bough]

lmfao

[woeful topaz]

they're gonna do it too

lazard and big dog already talkin

obj gonna be the hard sell

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635708908915359744?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants are trading for Raiders TE Darren Waller, per sources.

Likes

882

Retweets

206

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 6:26 PM

[woeful topaz]

a third

effectively traded toney for waller

[olive knot]

Giants are so weirdly run now lol

Every time I feel they’ve messed up irreparably they go out and do something like this and vice versa

[smoky bough]

is this a good thing

[woeful topaz]

kinda old, maybe injury prone, but he's damn good

[smoky bough]

yea true

[olive knot]

He still has a couple great years barring injury, they needed to boost that receiving room stat anyways

[silver arrow]

LMAO YESSSSS

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1635708591372922880

Josh Jacobs (@iAM_JoshJacobs)

Shits sad fr

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 6:24 PM

[modest quest]

lazard went to the jets

4 years 44M

[obsidian stone]

is this ass hole rodgers off the team yet?

or is he still playing madden GM mode

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1635737259424055315?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: #Jets are signing FA WR Allen Lazard to a 4-year, $44M deal with $22M guaranteed, sources tell @thescore.

Lazard comes off his best season, totaling 60/788/6 in 15 games with #Packers. This deal should also get things to the finish line with Aaron Rodgers and the Jets.

Likes

587

Retweets

240

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 8:18 PM

[modest quest]

https://twitter.com/PackersHistory1/status/1635709359928770581?t=-8syi689XYeNmwvF5xkV8w&s=19

PackersHistory.com (@PackersHistory1)

Aaron Rodgers is currently, officially:

QB of the Packers
GM of the Jets
Owner of the Bears

Nothing if not impressive.

Likes

3347

Retweets

580

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 6:27 PM

[next fulcrum]

Lmao

[modest quest]

imagine he stays and still makes moves for the jets

[obsidian stone]

lol

[next fulcrum]

Honestly maybe he’s just getting his friends set with contracts before fucking off into retirement

[modest quest]

maybe we wants them off the packers

and he’s coming back

[unborn vale]

For real. 🥺

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1635756782638211073

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Aaron Rodgers join the legend @PatMcAfeeShow tomorrow at 1 PM ET.

Will a decision be revealed then?

Likes

641

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:36 PM

DECISION 2023

[smoky bough]

Stephon gilmore to the cowboys

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/kelseyplum10/status/1635816491588407297?s=46&t=w3V3HygJr5WvsFXyCbLs4A

Kelsey Plum (@Kelseyplum10)

Prolly cause he wasn’t invited to the wedding lol

Likes

12426

Retweets

1716

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:33 AM

[obsidian stone]

does rodgers want pat mcafee at punter too

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1635815557428592640

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Lions are signing former #Bears RB David Montgomery, per sources.

Likes

5981

Retweets

1080

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:29 AM

you have got to be fuckin kidding me man

swift is donezo

3 year deal for monty

khalil herbert tho

[obsidian stone]

loool

[woeful topaz]

jamaal come home

[silver arrow]

Zeke getting released

[woeful topaz]

man's last play is at center

[silver arrow]

As a giants fan I am on the top of the world rn

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1636007466742759426

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

This is the likely choice, sources confirm. Not official. But very real chance Zeke Elliott has played his last down in Dallas (and would be a post-June 1 release).

Likes

1370

Retweets

255

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:12 PM

[acoustic pilot]

HAHA

Yes!

[woeful topaz]

if mike mccarthy signs jamaal williams i will be so conflicted

[acoustic pilot]

I wish this off season would stop cooking 😭

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636017232365907968?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Eagles plan to release CB Darius Slay, per sources.

Likes

523

Retweets

138

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:51 PM

hes about to get a massive bag

[smoky bough]

wutt

why

wasn't he good

[acoustic pilot]

The cap

They don't have money to keep him and Bradberry, and Reddick, and Graham, and CJGJ, and Hurts, and Sanders and....etc

[smoky bough]

ah ok

[woeful topaz]

because they're getting matt patricia on staff

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1636032197122572292?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $8.5 million with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per sources. Mayfield is now in line to be Tom Brady’s successor.

Likes

5461

Retweets

825

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:50 PM

Bakaneers

[smoky bough]

lmaooooo

[woeful topaz]

LET TAMPA BAKE

[woeful topaz]

gettin aj in early today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcZ2sUhjz8

15 minutes till rodgers

[next fulcrum]

217k viewers rn

[woeful topaz]

235 now lmao

[next fulcrum]

300k

[woeful topaz]

320k watching the ad right now lmao

[next fulcrum]

I wonder if he got a haircut 👀

[woeful topaz]

he's going to look like a bum, be covered in scars, and say "the hat man got me, pat" before hanging up

[next fulcrum]

Bum ass fraudgers couldn’t even show up in person

[woeful topaz]

here we go

[obsidian stone]

bro cant even afford a decent mic and headphones

friggin moron

[woeful topaz]

lmfao

[acoustic pilot]

Lmao

The darkness

[stoic heath]

400k watching, sheesh

[brave bison]

say the thing Aaron

SAY THE THING

[woeful topaz]

this is like 5-10x pats normal viewers lmfao

[brave bison]

Omfg Aaron no one cares about your cave time

[stoic heath]

Really? It definitely is a lot especially for a Wednesday afternoon

[acoustic pilot]

Why can't this guy just say what he's gonna do

[woeful topaz]

why would you not milk it at this point honestly

[acoustic pilot]

You're 40. Pick a team and go

You're gonna get bounced out round 2 regardless

[woeful topaz]

the mental image of schefter and rapoport just like

shaking

[olive knot]

its just the decision part 2

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelles-show-dave-chappelle-chappelles-tyrone-tyrone-biggums-gif-4958017

schefter when he doesnt have the scoop

[olive knot]

they probably have like 3-4 laptops open with a prefilled tweet ready

[next fulcrum]

Yeppp

[olive knot]

oh so he already decided nice

[woeful topaz]

"we're days past the decision"

[olive knot]

and isnt gonna reveal it

[woeful topaz]

"tell you exactly the state of affairs"

[brave bison]

Welp time to turn this off lol

[alpine grove]

Wait what someone clue me in

[stoic heath]

This is getting good

[woeful topaz]

he started talkin about love

get on

@brave bison no

dont

[alpine grove]

Ok lemme.. just trade him already, we know it’s done

[olive knot]

hes confirming he played like an mvp cause jlo was drafted lol

[alpine grove]

Lol my uncle was joking yesterday, imagine if the Jets make all these moves for him just for him to retire @stoic heath 😂

[acoustic pilot]

They had to draft a replacement eventually

He was what? 36 at the time

[acoustic pilot]

He was drafted in 2005 when Favre was 36 too

[olive knot]

donald driver oc and tramon williams dc

plus craig jennings as waterboy

[obsidian stone]

craig

lol

[woeful topaz]

"when i came out of the darkness, something changed"

[brave bison]

👀

[woeful topaz]

"i realized that there had been a little bit of a shift, i heard that there was some shopping of me going on"

"i went into the darkness 90% retirement"

[next fulcrum]

Hmmm

[woeful topaz]

is he gonna play this year out of spite

"it was clear to me at that point that the packers were ready to move on"

[obsidian stone]

he gone

[woeful topaz]

it really is retirement or jets isn't it

[next fulcrum]

Yep

[brave bison]

fine w that

[olive knot]

hes playing

so jets it is

[next fulcrum]

Wishes they decided to move on before the darkness lol

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1636054558022443008?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Aaron Rodgers say on @PatMcAfeeShow he went into the darkness "90% retiring. ...But it was clear to me at that point, while the #Packers were saying the right thing public, they were going to move on. Says he wishes he had heard they wanted to move on earlier.

Likes

496

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:19 PM

[brave bison]

Wait so is he salty or not

[alpine grove]

this right

[obsidian stone]

well maybe if he didnt go into the darkness

[olive knot]

he is incredibly salty

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-knight-rises-batman-bane-you-merely-adopted-the-dark-i-was-born-in-it-gif-3456094

[brave bison]

No malice no bitterness lmaooo

[next fulcrum]

Yeah he is lol

[woeful topaz]

i just think it's funny

[obsidian stone]

wow - dunking on them now

[alpine grove]

Bring on #10! Ben Simmons !

QB1

[woeful topaz]

terrible link

smh

https://tenor.com/view/im-taking-my-talents-to-green-bay-green-bay-packers-nfl-le-packers-le-packer-gif-23701116

[next fulcrum]

“My intention was to play for the New York Jets”

[woeful topaz]

MY INTENTION IS TO PLAY FOR THE NEW YORK JETS

[obsidian stone]

official

[olive knot]

holy shit

there it is

[brave bison]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[obsidian stone]

hes not holding things back

[alpine grove]

Wait what !

[obsidian stone]

😢

[woeful topaz]

packers holding up the deal

packers want more

"the packers would like to move on, they have let me know that"

[obsidian stone]

peace dude

[olive knot]

sauce, breece, wilson and 3 1sts for arod

[woeful topaz]

as much as i clown the guy and am ready for love i'm sad rn

[acoustic pilot]

That would be the worst trade of all time

[olive knot]

hes still my 2nd fav player ever but it was long time to move on

bittersweet fs

[silver arrow]

Fraudgers is a Jet

[woeful topaz]

packers should be asking a 1st and then a 3rd that can move up if they make the playoffs / win the sb / he plays next year

[obsidian stone]

thanks for the superbowl

[silver arrow]

All Green Bay fans rejoice

[woeful topaz]

rodgers is a jet or a retiree

[obsidian stone]

🫡

[olive knot]

hes a jet 100%, not retiring

[woeful topaz]

"at this point it is my intention to play for the jets"

[obsidian stone]

packers "have no leverage"

[brave bison]

I mean they really don’t lol

[smoky bough]

Yo whats going in

On

[woeful topaz]

the extent of the leverage is "you want rodgers"

[woeful topaz]

rodgers wants to be a jet

[smoky bough]

He does?

[woeful topaz]

yes

[smoky bough]

He admitted it?

[woeful topaz]

yes

[smoky bough]

Holy W

[obsidian stone]

IM THE BEST PLAYER IN FRANCHISE HISTORY

lol

[smoky bough]

Get it over with packers

[acoustic pilot]

He said his intention is to play for the Jets

[olive knot]

hes the best qb

reggie white was the best player tho

[woeful topaz]

respect hutson

[obsidian stone]

now hes hating on our weather

[acoustic pilot]

In my mind Reggie only ever played for Philadelphia

[brave bison]

No one has “bled green and gold like him”

[olive knot]

im ngl ive never sat down and watched hutson lol

but respect to him

[brave bison]

“This weather” okay Cali boi

Pick up all these names you’re dropping Rodgers

The salt is immense my god lool

[olive knot]

arod is gonna be praying to the stars and gaia to put a curse on gute and murphy

if he hasnt already

[stoic heath]

He’s playing victim once again

[obsidian stone]

just hatin on packers

😭 i guess we do suck

rodgers why u hurting me

[brave bison]

Ouchie

[woeful topaz]

"i fuckin love that city, love that organization"

[brave bison]

He’s tryna have it both ways

[alpine grove]

Damn “not really”

🗿

[olive knot]

https://tenor.com/view/im-playing-both-sides-both-sides-its-always-sunny-frank-retires-s10e09-gif-17913970

[acoustic pilot]

When was the last time the Packers had a rebuild?

[woeful topaz]

1990?

[alpine grove]

well.. thanks for the memories 12. I grew up with this man basically BEING the Packers. Never knew anything else. Crazy! On to #10.

[olive knot]

yea prob when they traded for favre

[acoustic pilot]

Whew.....

My Packers friend once asked a few years back "why be a fan of a team that tanks to rebuild" I told him "you'll see in a year or two"

As an Eagles fan, I'm used to this 😭

[brave bison]

Yeah I’m hatin a little bit but such good memories w Rodgers. Happy to have been able to watch him play.

[olive knot]

arod was the guy that got me into football and sports in general, I'll always be grateful for that

[woeful topaz]

"when i left green bay after the season i felt like it was my last time in green bay as the starting quarterback"

[woeful topaz]

even though it came crashing down against the falcons 2016 is the most fun i've ever had watching a sport
honestly even more than the bucks finals i think

[alpine grove]

A bittersweet ending to a great era 😔

[woeful topaz]

run the table was just pure magic

[brave bison]

It really was…the Cowboys game was insane

That was 2016 right?

[alpine grove]

yeah

The catch by Cobb right?

[brave bison]

That Jared Cook catch

🫠🫠🫠

[olive knot]

cobb was 2013

i think

[brave bison]

Oooo his list of demands

This’ll be interesting

[alpine grove]

Ah it was Cobb @olive knot

[olive knot]

yea 4th and 8

[alpine grove]

The insane toe one

[brave bison]

Against da Bears

[sturdy wagon]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[olive knot]

list of demands lol

[next fulcrum]

Lmao he told schefter to fuck off

[olive knot]

lose my number schefty looooool

[unborn vale]

So rodgers to jets

[brave bison]

That was Cook no?

[woeful topaz]

weak chin, no ass

[alpine grove]

Oh lmao

[olive knot]

yea that was cook

[brave bison]

LOSE THE NUMBER SCHEFTER LMAOOO

[olive knot]

hes cooking schefter good lord

[woeful topaz]

the cobb catch was against the bears in 2013 or the hail mary against the giants (the boat game)

[olive knot]

own that fraud

[unborn vale]

With Garret Wilson, Elijah Moore, Lazard and Cory Davis?

[olive knot]

lol i forgot about the boat game hail mary

wasnt it like 7-6 going into the half before that play

[brave bison]

The other greatest Rodgers on the Packers Richard

[olive knot]

and then the giants gave up

[woeful topaz]

yeah basically

he broke their spirit

[brave bison]

Oh wait

No

That was that lions game

[woeful topaz]

and the entire organization for like 5 years

[woeful topaz]

does he have a vintage moment in him?

[olive knot]

richard rodgers 🔥

[alpine grove]

Maybe pack shoulda signed Odell

in the 49er year

😩

[olive knot]

he didnt wanna play for us sadly

[alpine grove]

Oh ya

[olive knot]

or he wanted to be in LA more

[alpine grove]

I remember now

Smh

[olive knot]

cant blame him, he got a ring out of it

[woeful topaz]

it did embed eventually

right as you deleted lmao

[alpine grove]

As soon as he signed, Woods got hurt too

[olive knot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-joel-embiid-joel-embed-fail-gif-21597191

[brave bison]

There it is lol

[alpine grove]

Lmaoooo Ty

[brave bison]

How many defenders behind him? Jesus h

[woeful topaz]

"et tu, aaron" lmfaooo ty

[brave bison]

18 years, so crazy man

[woeful topaz]

me getting what i wanted

[obsidian stone]

yea im not happy

[mint edge]

It’s beautiful to watch everyone come to hate Fraudgers like I have for years

[obsidian stone]

nahhh

no hate

just glad to know whats goin on

[olive knot]

yea im just relieved and sad now

[alpine grove]

“I love you Green Bay” 💚💛

[obsidian stone]

packers front office is pretty stubborn in general

but its hard to give players so much power

[olive knot]

makes sense

no single player can carry you to a chip

[brave bison]

Excited for reset expectations

No idea what’ll happen next year but I like that

[obsidian stone]

qb is the most important position but

i think they should be more humble

no expectations next year

we could win under 4 games

[woeful topaz]

the homer in me says that jordan love is a future hall of famer and we will get 11+ wins and win the division

[obsidian stone]

who knows

who cares

[brave bison]

If it takes 3/4 years I’m good w that

[woeful topaz]

realistically even if he is good we're probably getting a few season of 6 or fewer wins

yeah

[olive knot]

it was time to move on and im glad they didnt pull the steelers and keep their aging hof QB with no succession plan in place

[woeful topaz]

so

will rodgers be #12 on the jets?

namath said he'd unretire the number lmao

[obsidian stone]

he gonna take joes 12

[olive knot]

yea i was gonna say namath already gave his blessing so mayb

[obsidian stone]

thatd be crazy

[woeful topaz]

HOLY FUCK

RODGERS

JESUS CHRIST HAHAHA

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636060361471270913

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:42 PM

[olive knot]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[woeful topaz]

IM DYING

[obsidian stone]

WHAT

cant be real

[brave bison]

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA

[woeful topaz]

SCHEFTER POSTER IT DUDE

[olive knot]

own that BUM

[obsidian stone]

why would he self own so hard

[woeful topaz]

@obsidian stone SCHEFTER LITERALLY POSTED IT

[obsidian stone]

why commit twittercide

[smoky bough]

Lmaooooo

[brave bison]

Clicks

Obv

[woeful topaz]

he fucking boomed himself

[brave bison]

Man fell on the sword

[obsidian stone]

i forget why he hates schefter

is it cuz hes just a mainstream idiot

[olive knot]

he wanted to go to the raiders too ig

[next fulcrum]

Shifty Schefty

[brave bison]

Ayahuasca enthusiast lool

[obsidian stone]

ok well whatever. packers get the deal done

focus is bucks rn

[brave bison]

LETS GO BUCKS

[obsidian stone]

bucks playoffs

"is that schefty callin again?"

[brave bison]

playoffs clinched, let’s lock up this one seed

[olive knot]

cant believe we're gonna see the bucks win a chip this year and the packers win a chip in 3 years 🥹

[acoustic pilot]

1/2 ain't bad 🥹

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/wingoz/status/1636059681348280325

trey wingo (@wingoz)

Hope everyone has a great day!

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686

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:39 PM

TREY WINGO
IS
NEVER
WRONG

[brave bison]

Lol except the deal isn’t done yet

And he said it was done

[woeful topaz]

"aj knew last tuesday" lmfaooooo

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1026462141094789120?s=20

New York Jets (@nyjets)

Mondays, right? 😂

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2114

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457

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 6, 2018, 1:36 PM

zach wilson once OTAs start

[woeful topaz]

"hearing rodgers to the jets is done. history about to repeat itself between new york and green bay"
this was purely factual
rodgers playing for the jets is a done deal, the packers are just trying to haggle rn

[brave bison]

Fair enough. I’m sure he’ll take it lol

[next fulcrum]

Apparently PMS peaked at 490k viewers, damn

[woeful topaz]

i thought i saw 500

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/TaylorBisciotti/status/1636079004141883393?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Taylor Bisciotti (@TaylorBisciotti)

Sources tell me and @RapSheet JuJu Smith-Schuster is signing a deal with the #Patriots.

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252

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:56 PM

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1636084889694146560?s=46 @mint edge

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

End of an era: The #Cowboys have informed former NFL rushing champ Ezekiel Elliott that they are releasing him, per me and @TomPelissero. He’ll be designated as a post-June 1 release to create cap space.

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245

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:20 PM

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/1636071640881561600?s=20 valid point tbh

Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt)

Aaron Rodgers, on his way out of Green Bay, just helped out the Packers franchise immensely.
The Jets fan base is now at a fevered pitch, just waiting for management to do this deal.
Packers have no timetable, no need to hurry, can just wait for the Jets to cave to their price.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:27 PM

packers offseason is basically done once arod confirmed he wanted to go to the jets

[smoky bough]

bye zeke

[smoky bough]

aw bye zeke

[modest quest]

real

[silver arrow]

Giants run the NFC East

This confirms it

[smoky bough]

releasing zeke is a good thing

bro was averaging like 2 ypc

[silver arrow]

Yah he sucks

[woeful topaz]

zeke a future buc

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1636078550116704256

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball)

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: #Buccaneers will likely be interested in free agent RB Ezekiel Elliott, per @NFLSTROUD

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:54 PM

[smoky bough]

lol

[olive knot]

in another 20 years the buccs will build a superteam, land the one person that can guarantee them a chip and completely collapse after that

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/TomSilverstein/status/1636105082310623232?s=20

Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein)

NFL confirms that restricted free agent tackle Yosh Nijman received a second-round tender worth $4.3 million. The tender means the #Packers can match any offer he receives or get a second-round pick in compensation.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 8:40 PM

woooooow damn

[alpine grove]

Bro got a chicken tender

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-apu-apustaja-frog-nuggies-gif-23391237

Lol that’s a nugget

[olive knot]

close enough lol

but getting a 2nd off an udfa is insane

[alpine grove]

[olive knot]

(assuming the pack dont match but they got good talent already)

[smoky bough]

whoa does that mean we get a second round pick

[woeful topaz]

we get a 2nd if another team offers him more than the 4.3m and we don't match

[smoky bough]

huh

?

[alpine grove]

😂😂

I remember this

[modest quest]

screenshot from february

funny cause he was wrong and has no sources

[smoky bough]

ohh ok

lol

[woeful topaz]

he might have been if josh mcdaniels was uh

competent

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/zeke-ezekiel-elliott-cowboys-elliott-dallas-gif-8937071

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1636145782406389761?s=46&t=PxkdKFxYGDdYIH3-WSlAHw

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: Miles Sanders is headed to the #Panthers.

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1765

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311

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 11:22 PM

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1636140168615698433?s=46&t=PxkdKFxYGDdYIH3-WSlAHw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Saints and former Lions’ RB Jamaal Williams have agreed on a 3-year deal, per source.

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11351

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 10:59 PM

kamara is so done

[olive knot]

saints got themselves a great one

[smoky bough]

yessir

i for one, will be drafting miles sanders if given the opportunity

no hurts, possible rookie qb, he might just cook

[olive knot]

hes so mid tho

but fantasy doesnt really care about that ig since ekeler is a top tier back there

[smoky bough]

i mean for fantasy he was nice

unless hurts kept robbing touchdowns

[olive knot]

he had an incredibly elite oline too and eagles sos was pretty favorable

wont be getting the same in carolina

[smoky bough]

that is true

[obsidian stone]

HUGE NEWS

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/1636147193089327106?s=46&t=_jdKTtAFWqMivVqH1ZiM2A

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

#Packers have agreed to terms with long snapper Matt Orzech, formerly of the #Rams. Orzech wins a ring in L.A. and heads to Green Bay on a three-year deal.

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335

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 11:27 PM

LETS GOOOO

[olive knot]

what happened to jack coco

i dont keep up with ls

[carmine nacelle]

bye rodgers ;-;

[olive knot]

slay back with the eagles 👀

damb

[unique sail]

Who is the greatest packer of all time?

To all my packers peeps

[obsidian stone]

hmm

era wise

starr

favre

rodgers

reggie white was good but we only had him his later years

same with like woodson

donald driver is one of the best packers of all time for sure

im tryin to think of non qbs

ahman green was good for awhile

james lofton

don hutson for the old age

Ray Nitschke too

[olive knot]

ahman green was a beast

[obsidian stone]

jim taylor

[olive knot]

sharpe

[obsidian stone]

i have a signed ahman green photo mounted in my bathroom

[olive knot]

massive W

[obsidian stone]

sharpe was good too, career cut short due to injury

[olive knot]

yea unfortunately

[obsidian stone]

frank winters

[olive knot]

still put up insane numbers during his career

[obsidian stone]

sure did

umm nick collins

he woulda been borderline hof

[olive knot]

fuck i always get sad when i remember collins

he was so damn good

but yea driver has a great case, 7th rd guy who played his entire career here

bj raji too, love him

[obsidian stone]

ohyea

nick barnett was solid for years

clay matthews

[olive knot]

yea clay too

that backfield of woodson/tramon/shields/collins was so damn op

[obsidian stone]

hell yea

leroy butler is up there for all time packer too

[stoic heath]

That's tough

I guess it depends on how you define "greatest"

If you mean best player then it's probably Rodgers

If you mean the most important to the franchise than Curly in a landslide

Biggest contributions to the sport as whole would be Hutson basically inventing the WR position

[alpine grove]

In terms of best quads, it would probably be AJ Dillon

[obsidian stone]

eddie lacy a close 2nd

[sturdy wagon]

aj dillon inspired me to do leg workouts

not even joking

[alpine grove]

Lmao I finally got some free time over spring break so I decided to hop on Madden 23 and I got 5 straight dubs with the Packers

I was telling myself last night “this is the last time you’re able to use 12 in Madden as a member of GB”

How did he know ?!

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636060361471270913

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:42 PM

start your morning off right, by laughing at adam schefter

i know it was posted yesterday but it's still providing me joy

[next fulcrum]

Nice, I have a signed Ahman Green football in my bedroom. Wish I took better care of it bc it’s super sun-faded now

He had a signing once at the Jaguar dealership in Appleton. My uncle took my cousins and me, and we were the only ones there lol

[sturdy wagon]

i met leroy butler at a pick n save

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1636408963758538764?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

New #Saints RB Jamaal Williams' three-year, $12 million deal pays out $5M in Year 1, including a $3.9M signing bonus. His $3.15M base salary in 2024 is guaranteed, with a $700K roster bonus also due next March. So, $8.85M over two years, and then a $3.15M base salary in 2025.

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2023, 4:47 PM

[unborn vale]

12 for 3 seems like a steal for JWill

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1636501704530092034?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bears are signing former Packers’ TE Robert Tonyan to a one-year deal, per source.

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167

Twitter · Mar 16, 2023, 10:56 PM

BROOOO

I WAS SINGING HIS NAME AS I MADE A PASS TO HIM ON MADDEN

Tonyan the Onionnnn

And saw the notification

[next fulcrum]

NOOOOOO

[smoky bough]

Damn

[alpine grove]

Smhhhh

[next fulcrum]

That is actually upsetting

[smoky bough]

We need a te right?

[next fulcrum]

Is kmet on the move then?

[next fulcrum]

Only one left is Deguara lol

Unless we somehow get Marcedes back

[smoky bough]

Welcome to green bay Michael mayer

[modest quest]

i cringe a little

[woeful topaz]

bobby no 😭

[unborn vale]

Im cool with kmet if chicago for some reason gives up on him if not give me mayer first round easy

Mayer = stud

[unborn vale]

Also, Packers draft Stetson hella late(complete steal of a pick, slept on) he wins qb position over love, becomes the next goat quick cause hes the man. Packers win 2 more superbowls over the next 10 years.

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/ZachGelb/status/1636531967536640008

Zach Gelb (@ZachGelb)

Trey Wingo heard Aaron Rodgers will be in New York by next week.

As for the trade compensation?

"I would be surprised if it's a one or more than a one."

Full Zach Gelb Show on @CBSSportsRadio chat with @Wingoz here: https://t.co/9MG9a7AhKe

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 12:56 AM

me after spending the last week saying that trey wingo never lies

https://tenor.com/view/why-crying-emotional-tears-sobbing-gif-17306861

[manic lance]

I wouldn't expect a one if we expect the Jets to take on the contract