🏈 Football General Chat + Gamethread + Arthur

[modest quest]

Wake up babe BK SUPER BOWL AD

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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1623869166070513664?s=20&t=kM_rtQkqL97NFxGJIRqFRw

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Defensive Player of the Year voting:

• Nick Bosa: 46
• Haason Reddick: 2
• Quinnen Williams: 1
• Chris Jones: 1

Micah Parsons did not get a single first-place vote.

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Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 2:19 AM

bosa was winning the award anyways but dam

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1623890986140332032?s=46&t=dN5hnbcTAjglfq8nXGOYjA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Patrick Mahomes is the 2022 NFL MVP.

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Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 3:45 AM

[sacred burrow]

When was the last time a team had the DROY and OROY

[obsidian stone]

bosa and purdy both win?

[sacred burrow]

What

Garret Wilson and Sauce Gardener

[obsidian stone]

im sorry im 'tussin

[alpine grove]

Deserved 🔥

[olive knot]

thank god glorified jimmy g didnt win oroty

garrett is him

[stoic heath]

Saints

[unborn vale]

Sauce and Wilson are certified hims

[smoky bough]

this is actually insane

[obsidian stone]

wtf is epa

[woeful topaz]

expected points added
basically grades each play on how likely it makes you to score

[obsidian stone]

sounds like hes a jokic

[lean yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/epa-simpsons-epa-simpsons-nymrod-bar-gif-23823648

[barren moon]

It’s that beer that the hipsters drink

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1624726147757142016?s=46&t=cKZdWLBwzJMCF0sFQqezUg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Packers QB Aaron Rodgers will soon enter the darkness, going into isolation to makes a decision. If he wants a trade, GB will work with him to facilitate it, sources say. Teams have already inquired.

It’s all in Rodgers hands. Story with @TomPelissero: https://t.co/8UGk3FoaPD

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 11:04 AM

[unborn vale]

Will soon enter the darkness.

Sounds so ominous

[mint edge]

Imagine if the packers just traded him mid shroom sesh

[unborn vale]

I hope he does at the end of the day

Excited to see Packers with Stetson Bennett

[obsidian stone]

flight now delayed another hour

literally picking them up at kickoff

then i have to drive an hour an a half

so maybe ill see halftime?

[obsidian stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952999425167491202/1074439415071506452/image0.jpg

[mint edge]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1624878677568950272?s=46&t=SlS-WfIynr10HFJNibiaeA

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: #Raiders QB Derek Carr has informed the team he won’t accept a trade to the #Saints or any other team. The team is expected to release him and he’ll be a top free agent.

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Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 9:10 PM

https://tenor.com/view/burn-so-long-stink-town-simpsons-homer-simpson-burning-bridges-gif-5640116

[smoky bough]

lol

[smoky bough]

wait

so he just wants to screw them over?

[mint edge]

And he can negotiate for more money

Or sign with the saints for whatever and they’d keep players/picks so his new team would be better

Tho screwing over the raiders is just a nice bonus

[smoky bough]

i see

[unborn vale]

Derek GB?

[mint edge]

https://twitter.com/506sports/status/1624903597254225922?s=46&t=SlS-WfIynr10HFJNibiaeA

506 Sports (@506sports)

all Fox panelists pick the Eagles.

Congrats Chiefs.

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 10:49 PM

https://tenor.com/view/the-godfather-part-ii-the-godfather-part2-sequel-al-pacino-michael-corleone-gif-24972735

[mint edge]

Man are eagles fans such miserable assholes

Booing during the Walter Peyton Award ceremony just because of Dak

[alpine grove]

Go chiefs

[mint edge]

If Philly was hit by a nuke would anything of value be lost outside of the historical stuff and the Rocky statue?

[smoky bough]

i root fo rchiefs

fuck philly

[olive knot]

you know youve fucked up as a fanbase when you make philly seem like the better option

so go birds

[smoky bough]

my hate for philly transcends all sports

[olive knot]

thats entirely fair tbh

[silver arrow]

Let's go chiefs

[obsidian stone]

Here I am at the O'Hare airport cell phone lot missing the sb

[alpine grove]

It did not start yet at least

[obsidian stone]

They landed an hour ago wtf is taking so longggg

Yea but then I have 90 min drive home minimum

Boooo

[alpine grove]

[sturdy wagon]

tua catching strays before the sb 😭

not helmet to helmet?

got robbed of joe buck calling the game

this feels like a noon sunday game tbh

eagles winning 37-34 just like the script says

[next fulcrum]

Gotta say I have absolutely no preference for the outcome of this game

[mint edge]

It’s crazy that fast and the furious started off about street racing

[sturdy wagon]

commercials more fun than the actual game

[olive knot]

im liking the new fox graphics

the td one is kinda too much tho

[barren moon]

This is the second game I’m watching Kelce, reminds me of Giannis

Bigger, stronger, faster than everyone, nobody has an answer

[sturdy wagon]

wait i forgot mvs is playing

now i def want the eagles to win

[barren moon]

Mvs?

[sturdy wagon]

marquez valdez scantling

infamous former packer

[next fulcrum]

Wym “Infamous” lol

[sturdy wagon]

very divisive

[next fulcrum]

He had a dropping problem but it’s not like he was a massive asshole or something

Suh being dirty?? Absolutely shocking

[barren moon]

Oh so that’s why all the Bucks Twitter people are like “ugh mvs plays for them, I gotta root for the eagles now”

[next fulcrum]

Actually I’m pro-KC now, fuck Suh

[barren moon]

I thought Kelce was gonna keep going after being held by leg lol

[sturdy wagon]

TJ Edwards will always be a legend

How does Mahomes hero ball not catch up to him like fraudgers

Is he just luckier

DOINK

Sounded nice too

[mint edge]

SUPER DOINK

[barren moon]

Lmao

[olive knot]

mvs is like one the few good things abt the chiefs

dunno why so many people hate on him

[sturdy wagon]

Was kinda mediocre on the Packers, Chiefs overpayed him and prevented the Packers from keeping him

So I guess they take it out on him as the scapegoat

If he didn't drop half of his passes he would've been better than Tyreek Hill

[olive knot]

yeah he had massive brick hands but was also the best offensive player in the 2020 nfccg and 2022 afccg

every four or so games he absolutely balls out

[sturdy wagon]

I wish edp wasn't a criminal so I could actually root for the eagles

[mint edge]

The least pos eagles fan

[sturdy wagon]

I like the eagles players except suh but their fans are horrendous

[barren moon]

Holy shit the flash trailer with the Keaton Batman

[next fulcrum]

Who’s edp?

[sturdy wagon]

These commercials are awful

So uncreative

"wow look a celebrity buy our product"

It's so lazy and predictable

Nobody's gonna wanna buy your stuff lmao

[mint edge]

I want funny not celebrity

[sturdy wagon]

AJ Brown is him

I'd like him more if he wasn't on the eagles

[next fulcrum]

WOW

[chrome umbra]

Hopefully eagles win
Then maybe they'll make an iasip episode about it

[sturdy wagon]

He was a eagles super fan on YouTube that was generally liked and got caught doing an oopsie

[past gust]

Big YouTuber/ meme guy who is a pedophile

Tried meeting an underage girl and got caught

[chrome umbra]

[next fulcrum]

Oh gross

[sturdy wagon]

Kinda crazy that the people that caught him werent good people either lol

[past gust]

Fuck em both

[sturdy wagon]

Yeah

Juju doing tiktoks with his ring is too far

[chrome umbra]

One of the sample guys at the store I work at got taken by homeland security a couple months ago

Found out on the news he's a pedo

[sturdy wagon]

Only reason I want the eagles to win tbh

[chrome umbra]

Who won the super bowl last year

[next fulcrum]

Rams

[chrome umbra]

Oh yea

Stafford got him one

[olive knot]

suh is a massive piece of shit but he already has a ring so i dont feel as strongly abt him winning another

[past gust]

Steve Martin is still looking good

[sturdy wagon]

He's just ring chasing with them anyways too

Not like he contributes anything to the team

Hurts come up story is nice

I've been watching him since he was a freshman at bama so I guess that's something

[chrome umbra]

Wasn't a fan when he was on the lions

That stopm on Thanksgiving was dirty af

[sturdy wagon]

Pascals on the eagles?

[next fulcrum]

I like Hurts, seems like a genuine dude

I like Mahomes too

[barren moon]

Hehe

Yo what a fumble

[next fulcrum]

YIKES

[barren moon]

That was like Jrue steal in game 5

[mint edge]

Hurts choking

[chrome umbra]

Damnnn

[mint edge]

Man saw pressure and pissed down his leg

[barren moon]

I bet that Hurts his heart

[olive knot]

just slipped out of his hands

[mint edge]

So many cringy celebrity endorsements

[chrome umbra]

Here's a celebrity, buy our shit

[past gust]

Giannis has been spotted

“What dunk?”

[mint edge]

GIANNIS COMMERCIAL

[chrome umbra]

Giannis would be the goat TE right?

[past gust]

They actually recorded that footage in 2019

[silver arrow]

Akumpo dude in the commercial

[past gust]

If you watch his post game conference he can see them ask that question

[mint edge]

For about 4 plays until his knees get snapped

I hate celebrity endorsements unless it’s Giannis

STOP TRYING TO MAKE OUT OF TOUCH MILLIONAIRES SEEM RELATABLE

[past gust]

Not that deep

[olive knot]

uh oh

[next fulcrum]

NOOOO

[mint edge]

Dirty birds

[past gust]

Elton John the legend himself

[next fulcrum]

Ok the Elton thing was kinda funny

[past gust]

So satisfying seeing him own Jacklow

[mint edge]

Hurts is the heir to Brady’s system QB throne

[next fulcrum]

So it’s the Jeep halftime, but the Apple halftime show

Got it

[past gust]

Coverage brought to you by Monopoly

[obsidian stone]

Did the halftime show start yet?

I'm like 3 minutes from my house

[chrome umbra]

Yes

[unborn vale]

Its pretty mid

[past gust]

That was pretty good

[obsidian stone]

hows the game been

[olive knot]

umbrella was cool but yeah it was kinda boring

maybe we just got spoiled by the past couple haltime shows

[obsidian stone]

she shoulda jumped

[past gust]

Not better than Timberlake’s

He’s the GOAT Super Bowl performer

[smoky bough]

eagles cooking

mahomes injured

kc offense anemic

[obsidian stone]

really

mahomes out?

[smoky bough]

reinjured i think

not sure

he was wincing pretty bad

[obsidian stone]

so hes hobbling on the ankle

[smoky bough]

yea

[olive knot]

theyre injecting mahomes with all the black market horse tranquilizers rn

[smoky bough]

💀

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https://tenor.com/view/aaron-rodgers-my-knee-meme-family-guy-gif-18608732

[obsidian stone]

i dont think ketamine will help him be more balanced

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/rustindodd/status/1624947172503597056?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Rustin Dodd (@rustindodd)

Time of possession:

Eagles: 21:54
Rihanna: 17:31
Chiefs: 8:06

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Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 1:42 AM

[obsidian stone]

hes running fine

jeez

def got some injection

did he look worse 1st half

[past gust]

Freaking Gronk man

How’d he miss the kick

[mint edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-prince-imitate-emulate-gif-9494247

[past gust]

Who dat

[olive knot]

miles sanders is the most fake good player ive seen in a long while

[mint edge]

Let’s see if the refs rig it for Philly again

[next fulcrum]

Thought Rihanna was kinda underwhelming

[obsidian stone]

she didnt have any guests, right?

i caught the last half of it

[unborn vale]

Yeah no guests

Just straight mid

[obsidian stone]

idk i think u have to be a superdooper star to do a whole show alone

otherwise, bring guests. and she has so many songs that she works with other artists on, right?

they just played daft punk

please come back and do a superbowl

[barren moon]

Bro what was that defense? Just wide open for the touchdown

[woeful topaz]

joe barry must be a consultant

[barren moon]

Metallica gotta do a Super Bowl halftime show before they retire

Wonder when they show that god of war commercial people have been talking about

[latent coral]

CMON JALEN

CLUTCH UP

[obsidian stone]

when millennials rule the world all of our "oldies" groups will get a shot

[sturdy wagon]

wait what happened

[barren moon]

Metallica have been in talks before but they just don’t do pre recorded stuff as a principle

[obsidian stone]

also, did amazon just joke about a family who wants to kill their bad dog? only to reveal jkjk the family is gettiing another dog

[sturdy wagon]

i just started watching again

[barren moon]

I was confused too, I thought maybe they were gonna take him away to train him or something?

[obsidian stone]

the insinuation was that they were getting rid of their horrible dog

everyone knows there arent bad dogs, just bad training

[barren moon]

Yeah

A bit tasteless imo

[next fulcrum]

That would be so hype

[obsidian stone]

gonna go hug my dog

[barren moon]

I don’t have dogs, but I do have some cats, for whom I’d die for

Especially one of them, he’s the biggest sweetheart

Likes to sleep in my drawer

That was a crazy run dude, holy shit

Looked like some Madden cheese

[next fulcrum]

I thought it was implying they would just crate him all day

[barren moon]

Longest punt return in Super Bowl history

[latent coral]

oh cmon eagles

[obsidian stone]

what was that presnap seance

where they were dancing in a circle

and worshipping the devil

[barren moon]

Eagles choking

Another wide open touchdown

[mint edge]

Eagles defense is being bamboozled

[sturdy wagon]

hurts walking on the field:

[mint edge]

I’m feeling a pick 6

Also odd not to go for 2 there

[silver arrow]

As a Giants fan why couldn't toney do this on the Giants

[sturdy wagon]

giants wouldve been here if toney cared about football

hurts is gonna be dead by the end of the game

[silver arrow]

Good

[obsidian stone]

no defense in this game

[barren moon]

Wow

[obsidian stone]

absolutely zero

[latent coral]

WTF

[obsidian stone]

we tiied

[latent coral]

OUT OF BOPUNDS

[barren moon]

I remember watching a Super Bowl game a while ago, patriots versus someone. There was insane defense there

[barren moon]

Low scoring game I remember

[olive knot]

pats v rams

[barren moon]

I think so yeah

[alpine grove]

This is one of the best SB in recent memory

[olive knot]

the past two eagles sbs have been offensive barnburners fs

[obsidian stone]

this has been a great 2nd half

[alpine grove]

from 24-14 to 35-35

[mint edge]

What a hit

[stoic heath]

Great hit

Bruh that ad. I thought someone was changing the game 😭

[olive knot]

that was certainly a welcome to the nfl moment for pacheco oof

[barren moon]

Lmao same

Especially@since I use roku

[stoic heath]

YouTube TV for me lol

[sleek sleet]

Wow what a gif

Hit

[obsidian stone]

oh shit

how much drugs iis he on

and can i have some

[mint edge]

KC got that good stuff

[sleek sleet]

It’s just Terrell Davis 2023

[obsidian stone]

my friend bet a "significant" amount of btc on eagles

i may need to put him on suicide watch

[sleek sleet]

Straight up or for them to cover?

[mint edge]

Did the game start earlier or something?

[barren moon]

Chiefs are using up a lot of time here too

[obsidian stone]

idk

i think straight up

he said he wins 5btc if eagles win

[mint edge]

Like it’s barely 10 on the east coast and the game almost over

[stoic heath]

He’s so darn good

[mint edge]

Oooh

On eagles?

[next fulcrum]

BAILED

Wowwww

[stoic heath]

That is so stupid

[next fulcrum]

Not sure about that one

[mint edge]

Soft, but it hurts the eagles so good call

[stoic heath]

Literally Tom Brady’s luck, Aaron Rodgers talent

[olive knot]

that looked more like a hold in real time tbh

still chiefs refs are undefeated

[barren moon]

Can somebody explain to me why he didn’t take the touchdown there?

[mint edge]

They can waste more time

[barren moon]

Ah

[manic lance]

Cause 7 pt lead with 1:45 is worse than a 3 pt lead with 9 seconds

[barren moon]

I see

Thanks

[manic lance]

Wasn't a hold bro

[manic lance]

I mean

[mint edge]

Go for the throat Reid

[sleek sleet]

Oh no eagles

[obsidian stone]

callin it

[sleek sleet]

!refs

[thorny yew]

👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 REF YOU SUCK👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯 👨‍🦯

[next fulcrum]

Yeah ticky tacky as hell

[woeful topaz]

nice of the refs to end the season by handing the super bowl to the chiefs

[olive knot]

why are ppl upset we knew this was the outcome

now that brady retired mahomes has the top spot in the refs totem pole

[mint edge]

SHANK

[barren moon]

Watch them miss the field goal lol

[mint edge]

HOLY

[obsidian stone]

i called it

better call 911 for my friend

[woeful topaz]

god if there was ever a time for ball dont lie

fuck these refs god damn

[obsidian stone]

there is god fuck phiiladelphia

[sleek sleet]

Can’t believe that’s how this game was decided

[mint edge]

EAGLES CHOKED

[woeful topaz]

refs choked the eagles out

this was a great fucking game

until the last 1:40

[olive knot]

time to swipe as much of the non hawaiian pizza as i can

[barren moon]

Fuck Philadelphia

[latent coral]

wow

[obsidian stone]

wow they were able to mute "shit" in real time

[obsidian stone]

can i get the hawaiian?

[alpine grove]

Bro

That call

Ruined such a good game

[silver arrow]

FUCK DA EAGLES WOOOOO

[alpine grove]

Still happy chiefs won but at what cost

Wish they didn’t rig it like that

[mint edge]

Right call Eagles cope

[olive knot]

yea grab all the godless pineapple please

[sturdy wagon]

script went crazy today

just wanted to watch a good game smh

waste of time

[smoky bough]

Let’s goooo

[sturdy wagon]

ive decided im gonna start to like every team so i cant be upset when a result goes the way i dont want it to

[obsidian stone]

philly lost baseball, mls, and football

ahahhaa

[smoky bough]

That was a pretty good game

Imo

[olive knot]

put basketball in there too

[sturdy wagon]

they won the mls

[woeful topaz]

it was

[obsidian stone]

i thought they lost

[sturdy wagon]

biggest sport in the us obviously

[woeful topaz]

i cared about the game too, i was fully invested

[smoky bough]

Jalen hurts played his ass off

[sturdy wagon]

up until the end it was

[woeful topaz]

right up until the mickey mouse holding

[olive knot]

sb40 and 50 were more rigged than this tbh

[obsidian stone]

new york won

[smoky bough]

I mean that was still holding I thought he pulled on his back

[sturdy wagon]

zebra ring goes hard this year

[smoky bough]

Or did I miss something

[olive knot]

happy for mahomes kelce and mvs tho

[woeful topaz]

whatever happened didnt have any impact on juju's mobility or speed

[sturdy wagon]

wait LA won

they lost soccer too 😭

[woeful topaz]

either way 9/10 ref crews "let the boys play" on that

[sturdy wagon]

cant wait to see all the juju and jackson mahomes tiktoks now

[woeful topaz]

and not decide the super bowl winner

[obsidian stone]

yea la in 2022

ahaha

philly fucked

[sturdy wagon]

did the same thing with logan wilson last year too

they choke on their whistles the whole game and call something bad on the last drive lmao

[smoky bough]

they called like 4 false starts on the chiefs

and didn't count the fumble, either

i'd say it was average reffing

[coarse rivet]

They'll lose in basketball too

[next fulcrum]

At least Karlaftis, the football Greek Freak, gets his ring

[obsidian stone]

philly go riot

burn it down

[sturdy wagon]

im not watching the nfl anymore... its time for usfl and xfl football 😈

[sturdy wagon]

and leo chenal

[next fulcrum]

Time for full time basketball finally

[obsidian stone]

im watching rugby and australian rules

[sturdy wagon]

wanted tj edwards to get one tho

he did more for wisconsin than chenal tbh

[olive knot]

cant wait to watch jlo play next year

[sturdy wagon]

at least we were good when tj was here lol

[sturdy wagon]

ill be back as a packers fan when they start love and go 5-12

[sleek sleet]

Man Philly fans must be so mad right now

[woeful topaz]

god i can't wait

[olive knot]

we'd actually be moving in the right direction if that happened

[woeful topaz]

those telephone poles never stood a chance

[smoky bough]

seething

https://twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/1624973109114638336

Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed)

https://t.co/eDrISDiobi

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Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 3:25 AM

[obsidian stone]

andy reid how does it feel to be fat and old

[mint edge]

I miss the crying Jordan era of sports

How has Sirianni crying pregame not get memed

[next fulcrum]

It’s still early

[silver arrow]

He seen the script

[sleek sleet]

I sure hope the script is for Giannis to win another ring this year

[stoic heath]

Fake Greek Freak

[sturdy wagon]

Melvin Gordon got a ring

Congrats?

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/mikegiardi/status/1624982548479901696?s=46&t=PhG2afHgb2BxxBMNG1ht_Q

Mike Giardi (@MikeGiardi)

For those who didn't like the call on James Bradberry, here's the word from the man himself:

“It was a holding. I tugged his jersey. I was hoping they would let it slide."

#Eagles #Chiefs

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Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 4:03 AM

probs tryna avoid a fine tbf

[sacred burrow]

I think most people believed it was a holding just disliked the fact that it decided the game and wasn’t an obvious hold just a light one that half the time isn’t called

But the other half it is called and it is a hold

[smoky bough]

yea agreed

the chiefs kinda got some intersting calls with the goedert catch on 3rd and 14, and the fumble incompletion

[olive knot]

tbh i thought all the calls this game were correct

[obsidian stone]

i didnt see any rigging

[olive knot]

its just an anticlimactic way to end the season but whatever

[obsidian stone]

nah the 2nd half was super exciting

[smoky bough]

yeah, chiefs were on fire

loved watching hurts

[mint edge]

Trophies received today:
Dak 1
Eagles 0

[smoky bough]

W imo

[alpine grove]

Grrr you know what’s worse

https://twitter.com/rodgerswrld/status/1624971258428366854?s=46&t=VyQ45B4T7iH8XGiWkAf8CQ

𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐬 🧘🏼‍♂️ (@RodgersWRLD)

one was called holding the other wasnt…

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Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 3:18 AM

[smoky bough]

[alpine grove]

Robbed, I tell ya

Can’t believe Toney the Tiger swung the entire team’s fate @sacred burrow @olive knot

https://tenor.com/view/frosted-flakes-tony-the-tiger-they-are-great-cheering-cheer-gif-10910755

[olive knot]

yea lol

i still think toney can be an elite talent if he can stay healthy for five minutes

but he might be better off when hes not the focal point of the offense

[alpine grove]

Like tn

That return omg

[olive knot]

yea hes athletic af

anyways updated ref totem pole

• mahomes/chiefs
• arods new team
• lambeau
• steelers
• home team
• away team
• div 1 college team
• usfl team
• xfl team
• aaf team
• lions

[barren moon]

I mean it was a holding, it’s just soft

[alpine grove]

Never not funny

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/ojmayo00/status/1625193147419570176?s=46&t=EBVfOIee0MbKu19TNanlLA

All Star Slut 🏆 (@OJMayo00)

Jesus @SportsCenter this is the worst Photoshop I've ever seen

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548

Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 6:00 PM

[obsidian stone]

wtf is that helmet

aaron rodgers going into war on planet ultron

[mint edge]

https://twitter.com/chrisvannini/status/1625278776916451329?s=46&t=GWLzsy3tnj1MjKdn3GRO9g

Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini)

Fox Sports announces 113 million viewers for the Super Bowl across TV and digital, making it the third most-watched US TV show ever. (No. 1 was Pats-Seahawks)

Halftime show was up to 118.7m.

Of the 32 most-watched broadcasts in US history, 31 are Super Bowls (plus MASH finale)

Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 11:40 PM

https://tenor.com/view/mash-flirt-smile-cute-gif-12426713

[alpine grove]

Oh wow, bigly

[olive knot]

lmfaooooo thats horrendous

[pulsar ocean]

MASH represent

[mint edge]

MASH putting up wilt numbers

[unborn vale]

118.7 million people got to see a mid halftime show

[alpine grove]

eh it was pretty good

[unborn vale]

Ayaan stop lying to yourself

[alpine grove]

not the best but solid

[unborn vale]

😂

[alpine grove]

what I thought it was solid

[unborn vale]

That shit was buns

[alpine grove]

opinion 👍🏽

[unborn vale]

There was barely anything to it

Just Rhinna singing walking around

Last year they went so crazy

[smoky bough]

it was average

[alpine grove]

True last year was better

But this wasn’t bad

[smoky bough]

yea not bad not great eitehr

just in the middle for me

[alpine grove]

Yeah I’d agree

like it was solid but not anywhere near last year ofc

[unborn vale]

I mean i love her. But they could of classed it up a bit.

[alpine grove]

maroon 5 one gotta be the worst 💀

[unborn vale]

You cant go hard one year and than give us something that looks mid

[alpine grove]

best halftime: Shakira and JLo 😏

Weeknd was W too

[smoky bough]

uhhhhh

[unborn vale]

Like if Slim Shady popped out and performed Love the way you lie

[alpine grove]

although it was unique cuz barely a crowd

[alpine grove]

I was hopinggg

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-stanley-stutter-serious-gif-13651284

🤪

[smoky bough]

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-hehehe-gif-23219644

[alpine grove]

Or Jay-Z

Like when Run This Town came on.. I’m like OMG

[unborn vale]

Red Hot Chili Pepper was amazing

[alpine grove]

that song from 2k introduced me to Rihanna/Jay-Z as a kid along with Interlude in 2k.. that 2k, they put all the Jay-Z/Rihanna/Kanye so that was my intro as a kid to those songs pretty sure it was 2k13

Where they let Jay-Z put his own tracks for the entire game’s soundtrack

[unborn vale]

Bruno killed that drum solo too

[olive knot]

prince #1 and beyonce #2 no question

idk who #3 would be, maybe jlo and shakira tbh

[alpine grove]

My man

[olive knot]

we got spoiled so hard the past 3 halftime shows

rihanna was ok but she couldnt compare to those

[alpine grove]

That I agree with 💯

Imagine if Weeknd show was non-Covid year too

he made it work really well tho

[olive knot]

yea that was my only knock on it

that and the live audio was kinda messed up

[alpine grove]

Plus they messed up his sound

[olive knot]

but it was a dope show

[alpine grove]

Yeah

[olive knot]

yep lol

but i think the version they put up fixed it

[alpine grove]

Yeah all worked out

JLo and Shakira one was also great because it was right before the world went to shit

one of the last memories along with all star weekend

[manic lance]

That was fucking terrible

[smoky bough]

did you like not get the joke

[manic lance]

I got the joke I just wanted to say it

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-down-you-adam-sandler-gif-14612875

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1625568708109209622?s=46&t=GikydPk7KgaMRXxdS-6e8A

Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman)

Aaron Rodgers closes his weekly hit with @PatMcAfeeShow with a line on Green Bay when Pat brings up the Colts, Jets and Raiders:

"Eighteen years, man. That's always gonna be home."

And now into the darkness...

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230

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 6:52 PM

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1625595146862469129

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Raiders officially informed QB Derek Carr that he has been released, per source. Team released him before $40.4 million in his contract became guaranteed today.

Carr is now a free agent and is expected to draw interest from the Saints and Panthers, amongst others.

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 8:37 PM

Yoooo

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/teamjuju/status/1625590293306445824?s=46&t=Ism9cGQut8NxIBktZgHPrg

JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu)

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody ❤️

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19517

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3814

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 8:18 PM

😭😂

[alpine grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/glennrubenstein/status/1625579272252588032?s=46&t=Ism9cGQut8NxIBktZgHPrg

A sign that Rodgers is coming ?!

https://twitter.com/1kalwaysopen_/status/1625604922388492290?s=46&t=Ism9cGQut8NxIBktZgHPrg

AJ Brown (@1kalwaysopen_)

First off congratulations. Y’all deserve it .This is lame. You was on the way out the league before mahomes resurrected your career on your 1 year deal Tik-Tok boy . He admitted that he grabbed you but don’t act like your like that or ever was. But congratulations again! 🎊👏🏾🍻

Likes

7121

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1710

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 9:16 PM

in response to Juju (scroll above)

[modest quest]

Isn’t 1 retired for Green Bay as well

Nvm

[smoky bough]

facts

juju is a bum

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/sportsgossip/status/1625255578456174592?s=46&t=uiCaNIBe0d0HRf0Oc5CASw

SportsGossip.com (@sportsgossip)

Mark Davis' new look

Likes

644

Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 10:08 PM

The Haircut has been defeated

[sturdy wagon]

Finally

[smoky bough]

what was his previous look 💀

oh hell nah what the fuck is thattt

[woeful topaz]

look man he's the least rich billionaire owner he can only afford the $10 cut from walmart

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/corysnearowski/status/1624945562779803652?s=46&t=vFAN3UsOjYOTKb1d5YTgag

cory snearowski (@corysnearowski)

Somehow lost $2,000 on DraftKings betting Rihanna would sing You’re A Grand Old Flag

Likes

11627

Retweets

804

Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 1:36 AM

[obsidian stone]

@mint edge come get your mans

[smoky bough]

[obsidian stone]

be more open minded bro

we dont kink shame

[smoky bough]

bruh 😂

why is this something people share publicly is beyond me

[obsidian stone]

ok yea we can make fun of ur kink

bu yea, tmi

[mint edge]

Electro slurping on dem toes?

[obsidian stone]

your mother wishes

also your defensive end

[mint edge]

He’s a psycho on and off the turf

[woeful topaz]

https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/02/16/grand-jury-indicts-new-orleans-saints-kamara-las-vegas-nightclub-assault/

[smoky bough]

Lol rip bozo

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1626552152037490689?s=46&t=Gm-X7Kas24uukeNHDf_hbg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A resolution: Instead of being released, Aaron Jones will be staying in Green Bay this season after the Packers and his agents, Drew Rosenaus and Ryan Matha, reached agreement on an $11 million salary for the 2023 season that includes an $8.52 million signing bonus.

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7238

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944

Twitter · Feb 17, 2023, 12:00 PM

[modest quest]

gosh this scared me for a hot minute

then i read it phew

[smoky bough]

now just trade aaron rodgers

[woeful topaz]

🙏

[sleek sleet]

Is Rodgers done with his darkness retreat yet?

[olive knot]

i love aaron jones sm

this man is the ultimate packer

[woeful topaz]

pretty sure he went in today

[obsidian stone]

let AJ play qb

[sleek sleet]

AJ Green, the wide receiver turned basketball player?

[obsidian stone]

More anti Rodgers chatter

https://www.yahoo.com/now/report-packers-disgusted-aaron-rodgers-212714134.html

!disgusting

[thorny yew]

BUD SAYS......

[olive knot]

doesnt mcginn have zero insider knowledge at this point

[sleek sleet]

That’s what Reddit told me. I don’t actually know who the packers beat reporters are by name

[olive knot]

i just follow demovsky schneidman and silverstein

[woeful topaz]

yes

McGinn's report derived from "his own instincts, his knowledge of the league" and, in McGinn's words, "discussions with someone who [has] first-hand knowledge" of the team.

he also said that rodgers isn't a first ballot HoF

[manic lance]

Mcginn might be one of them

[unique sail]

https://twitter.com/satexan55/status/1627404955681267712?s=46&t=a_AUYHgJIawZTHZqu5TxBA

Rick (@SATexan55)

Never change San Antonio. Never change. @XFLBrahmas

Twitter · Feb 19, 2023, 8:29 PM

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1627761621421461505?s=46&t=caI-aQ7OflZAHs3tciifIQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

The #Colts are expected to name Jim Bob Cooter their new Offensive Coordinator, according to @JFowlerESPN

Likes

999

Twitter · Feb 20, 2023, 8:06 PM

W or L move

[modest quest]

yee haw ahh name

[obsidian stone]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1628024489585037312?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

On Monday, 7 #Packers players: TE Robert Tonyan, Safety Adrian Amos, WR Randall Cobb, Kicker Mason Crosby, TE Marcedes Lewis, DE Dean Lowry, and DL Jarran Reed had their contracts voided, per @corryjoel

They will all become free agents at the start of the league's new year.

Likes

655

Twitter · Feb 21, 2023, 1:31 PM

[silver arrow]

Giants will take Amos thank u

[obsidian stone]

nooo

what about crowsby and lewis

and tonyan

thast all i care about

[woeful topaz]

normal, even if they get re-signed the voids will still hit

[manic lance]

Don't want any of them

Maybe lewis

[obsidian stone]

big dog is still good

whos gonna kick

[sacred burrow]

It’s not that hard to find an average kicker id imagine

[obsidian stone]

are you saying silver fox is below avg?

[sacred burrow]

And it’s not like we r trying to win next year anyways

[obsidian stone]

or just we can afford him

[sacred burrow]

Nah he’s pretty good but we aren’t looking to be more then avg next season

[obsidian stone]

sad

[sacred burrow]

This will be the first time I gotta cheer for a tanking team

Wisconsin sports has been great recently

[olive knot]

all things considered its been pretty nice to be a packers fan for quite some time

looking forward to all the bandwagoners/annoying arod fanboys exiting soon

[obsidian stone]

ray rhodes was bad

but yea i really havent ever seen a non-competing packer team

[manic lance]

We won't be tankinh

Divisions wide open next year

[obsidian stone]

forreal its the north

[modest quest]

devondre campbell is OFFICIALLY a wisconsinite

[obsidian stone]

🤝

[modest quest]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1628755324512440320?s=46&t=8dSA6B4-m1pSAz5FzOVG0w

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Aaron Rodgers has ended his 'darkness retreat' according to the owner of the facility, per @Xuan_Thai

Likes

885

Twitter · Feb 23, 2023, 1:55 PM

[smoky bough]

👀

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-the-dark-knight-rises-oh-you-think-darkness-is-your-ally-you-merely-adopted-the-dark-i-was-born-in-it-gif-21912908

[unborn vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-hello-darkness-still-gif-10541703

[obsidian stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sun-gif-11991990

[smoky bough]

lmaoo

[modest quest]

real

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1629276711048060928?s=61&t=6f1k8C6ytwg6nzHgPza1TQ'

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Breaking: #Rams have had trade talks about star CB Jalen Ramsey and it is now "very likely" he'll be dealt soon, according to @TomPelissero

Likes

6571

Retweets

409

Twitter · Feb 25, 2023, 12:26 AM

where is he going @alpine grove @sacred burrow

[sacred burrow]

Miami

[manic lance]

Carolina

[silver arrow]

He's a Giant

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1630649431501447168?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Bucs plan to release RB Leonard Fournette when the new league year begins March 15, per sources.

GM Jason Licht mentioned recently that he felt Fournette was still a three-down back in this league. “Lombardi Lenny” is still only 28 and has plenty in the tank.

Likes

2056

Retweets

475

Twitter · Feb 28, 2023, 7:21 PM

[silver arrow]

Giants release golladay and all Giants fans clap and admire his 1 TD

Then rush him out the door

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1630956046234660865?t=F9-v0J8ok7UjIaqig44zZw&s=19

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Projected top-five NFL draft pick Jalen Carter is the subject of an arrest warrant accusing him of racing before a car crash that killed teammate Devin Willock and recruiting analyst Chandler LeCroy

Likes

7126

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478

Twitter · Mar 1, 2023, 3:39 PM

Uh

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/tomsilverstein/status/1630985493922938882

Tom Silverstein (@TomSilverstein)

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers indicates he will have a decision soon on his future plans https://t.co/D9Is6LiWM6 via @journalsentinel

Twitter · Mar 1, 2023, 5:36 PM

please god let it end soon

[alpine grove]

Plz do it on Pat’s show 😂

[olive knot]

https://nflpa.com/nfl-player-team-report-cards

cool stuff here

green bays card

[coarse rivet]

https://twitter.com/BallsackSports/status/1631017556772372483?t=UoSTNSM_5ipXY3ZFBCXZog&s=19

Ballsack Sports (@BallsackSports)

Will Levis measures in at 11.25 inches at NFL combine 😮

“He’s Josh Allen with even more size,” says one AFC representative

Likes

2844

Twitter · Mar 1, 2023, 7:44 PM

[next fulcrum]

Still got nothing on Foles

[smoky bough]

Brhuh of what 💀💀

[manic lance]

You got ballsacked

[manic lance]

You too

[smoky bough]

yea ik lol

[coarse rivet]

No I didn't, I just thought it was funny

[manic lance]

ah

[obsidian stone]

Will you got phantom sacked

[stoic heath]

https://twitter.com/howaboutafresca/status/1631159067526967297?s=46&t=jupapCOVeRrsZzraI5uXGQ

Jason Smith (@howaboutafresca)

Bucks win 16 in a row. I look at them like I do the Chiefs: Every year they're a Super Bowl favorite b/c of their best player. And just as importantly, they turn over support personnel and there's no fall off. You don't win it all every year, but every couple of years? Sure.

Twitter · Mar 2, 2023, 5:06 AM

Definitely true

[alpine grove]

Gotta give him more MVPs then

😏

[stoic heath]

Mahomes: 2 MVPs and 2 Championships

Giannis: 2 MVPs and 1 Championship

Hoping Giannis will get even after this season

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1631398456165007360?s=20 end of an error

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

NFL referee Jerome Boger is retiring from officiating after 19 years.

Likes

165

Twitter · Mar 2, 2023, 8:57 PM

well actually multiple errors but whos counting

[obsidian stone]

bye bye BOOGER

[modest quest]

i used to pray for times like this

[coarse rivet]

https://twitter.com/Bdbam4_/status/1631299381411426304?t=_VC3WPeifQzwxytzUG86zg&s=19

Bam Bradley4⃣ (@Bdbam4_)

5 months post ACL. Unsuccessfully doing the same leg workouts as people with healthy knees never sits right with me.! Ruined me

Likes

1005

Retweets

161

Twitter · Mar 2, 2023, 2:24 PM

[silver arrow]

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1631682086288384002?s=20

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Daniel Jones is looking for MORE than $45M a year on his extension, per @PLeonardNYDN

Likes

156

Twitter · Mar 3, 2023, 3:44 PM

Lamar Jackson you are a Giant!

[smoky bough]

what does this dude think he is

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1631663467722842112?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Story: The Guardians of the #XFL cut QB Quinten Dormady after he allegedly gave an opposing team plays from the Guardians playbook

The team heard about it, investigated, and released Dormady.

They also removed his stats from the XFL website.

Likes

7312

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809

Twitter · Mar 3, 2023, 2:31 PM

[smoky bough]

💀

[woeful topaz]

wonder if he got paid more for that than he would have gotten playing lmfao

[olive knot]

the jets really have flacco out here sabotaging the xfl huh

[sturdy wagon]

Kirk cousins sabotaging the xfl

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1631735762247991301?s=46&t=NrUThapmATxwzdQpEXlm-g

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Sounds like Daniel Jones could become the 9th QB ever to earn an annual salary of at least $40M…

Likes

452

Twitter · Mar 3, 2023, 7:18 PM

[smoky bough]

Hes not even good

Cmon man

[alpine grove]

I wouldn’t say that

He not worth $40M but he has talent for sure

[woeful topaz]

jones is around the dalton line

but the qb market is so fucked

that the dalton line is gonna be 40-45mil

[alpine grove]

For me what I love abt Jones is his rushing ability

dude was a baller last season in that regard

[smoky bough]

Yea but like

[alpine grove]

Plus, he had some randoms as his receiver group and still made it work

[smoky bough]

Pat mahomes level money

Like what

[alpine grove]

yeah def an overpay

30-35 range make more sense I would think ?

[woeful topaz]

jones probably getting like

[obsidian stone]

he has not earned 40mil

[woeful topaz]

3/125 or some shit

[alpine grove]

He definitely did play himself into a big contract, I’ll give him that 🔥 but yeah $40M would be crazy

That Lamar price would go up too then

[woeful topaz]

realistically he carr and geno should all be in the 35 ish range

[alpine grove]

ravens shoulda settled

Yeah 35 is where I was at with it as well

[woeful topaz]

lamar absolutely going for that 5 year 250 mil fully guaranteed

[olive knot]

would be the ultimate giants move to overpay dj a ton and just let saquon walk in FA

[woeful topaz]

but the longer the ravens wait... boy

[alpine grove]

5Y/$300M

[woeful topaz]

burrow, hurts, herbert, love

[alpine grove]

love 🔜

[woeful topaz]

they're gonna get a fuckton of money

and if the ravens wind up tagging him or something they're gonna wind up doing 5/300 yeah

[obsidian stone]

dj is gonna be playing long after saquon

[olive knot]

ravens have bigger issues anyways, all of their players are publicly fighting em lol

[alpine grove]

Might as well pay Lamar now lol

[woeful topaz]

bruh

[olive knot]

dj is also not really good

[alpine grove]

I think you give him a better receiver group

And he will be decent

[obsidian stone]

but qb is the most important position

[woeful topaz]

F MINUS FOR STRENGTH COACH

[alpine grove]

Yeah I think Jones is the guy for there but you also need Quon

Try to get both

[obsidian stone]

comanders are a bunch of weaklings

[alpine grove]

and then trade for DHop

[woeful topaz]

dhop is ring chasing

[alpine grove]

[olive knot]

qb is the most important position but the giants wr room is like bottom 3, its gonna take a while for them to develop it

[woeful topaz]

and good for him i suppose

[alpine grove]

Jones Saquon Hopkins imagine

Bro that giants WR room was so bad

Idk how he carried them to the offs and past the first round

Hodgins looked legit tho

[olive knot]

i think hodgins could be a decent guy but the rest of em are wr3 material at best

yea lol

[alpine grove]

Yeah Hodgins is a good one to have as a not the first or second guy but in the offense

[olive knot]

at least they have golloda-wait nvm

[alpine grove]

💀

Now Toney a champ

Toney the Tiger

[next fulcrum]

Surprised Chiefs are so low

[olive knot]

yea toney is legit, only issue is if he can stay healthy enough

[woeful topaz]

worried about retaliation for reporting injuries

[next fulcrum]

Yikes…

[obsidian stone]

guess who is about to be fired

[woeful topaz]

please god can aaron rodgers make a decision

deumoix (anonymous submission thing, 50/50 shot but i've seen a chunk of very real shit before)

https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1631730475071938572

Peter Bukowski (@Peter_Bukowski)

"My sense is ultimately it will come down to whether he wants to play elsewhere, which would be really the New York Jets, or whether he wants to retire. To me, those are the two most logical options and the two most likely scenarios here."

-- @AdamSchefter

Likes

430

Twitter · Mar 3, 2023, 6:57 PM

bukowski quoting schefter 🤢

[obsidian stone]

would you want to play on the jets

[woeful topaz]

lmao

[next fulcrum]

🤡^2

[olive knot]

lmao bukowski

[smoky bough]

wut

[woeful topaz]

it's basically an anonymous tip website that mostly gets used for celeb gossip

so on one hand people could just be making shit up
and on the other hand it might be a leak

[smoky bough]

ohh

[woeful topaz]

this "leak" sounds like he's retiring

since amicable, everyone's upset

[smoky bough]

yea

[manic lance]

Jones is worth 40 million but not right now

Like he's the QB for at least 40m it just hasn't showed

[stoic heath]

If he doesn’t want to accept 20-25 mil, I’d trade him or let him walk

I’m still waiting for that team that decides to say hey you ain’t worth all that money to a mid QB and let’s the QB walk

[manic lance]

Danny Dimes isn't mid I'm afraid

[olive knot]

hes done nothing to deserve a big contract tho lol

one passable season after 3 years of the most uninspiring qb play and they should handcuff their future to him? nah

[smoky bough]

Hes like

The very definition of mid

Not bad enoughto be bad, not good enough to be good

[manic lance]

Daniel Jones is a top 10 qb

Mahomes
Burrow
Hurts
Allen
Lamar
Herbert
Lawrence
Rodgers
Tua
Jones
Fields
Cousins

My top 12

[obsidian stone]

tua?!

Fields!?

iid just make a top 10 and remove them both

[smoky bough]

Firlds has improved signifcantu

Significantly

[olive knot]

id take russ, kyler, stafford, goff and maybe geno/jimmy g over dj tbh

might be forgetting someone

[obsidian stone]

love

❤️

[olive knot]

dam i really forgot the GOAT

[manic lance]

Stafford is overrated

Kyler is injured

Goff and Geno is pretty close same with Russ can argue any way

Russ is tough

[olive knot]

i still think russ could be a top 10 qb but like in the 8-10 range mostly

kyler and stafford are both overrated but i'd take them over dj

[stoic heath]

He very much is

[stoic heath]

Even if that was true, that’s more about how bad QB play is in the NFL than how good he is

NFL QB play is as bad as its been in a while IMO

With Rodgers, Brady aging out and Wilson forgetting how to play football it's horrible

And Stafford is probably too hurt/old to ever be real good again

[alpine grove]

Mahomes is the saving grace

Joe Brrr and Allen I like as well

[stoic heath]

Those 3 are clearly above everyone else. Everyone else is mehhh. Some guys obviously better than others but

[manic lance]

Hurts is above Allen

Danny Dimes has been mid I agree. But I don't think he is mid. Get that man a WR and let him work

That being said, tag him and he'll get a 45-50m contract next year

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

[smoky bough]

allen turns it over SO much

so i think it's an argument

i'd still put josh above tbh

[sacred burrow]

nah im taking Hurts

[smoky bough]

yea his rushing is so crazy

[alpine grove]

Allen dawg in him

https://tenor.com/view/joshallen-gif-18355970

[smoky bough]

honestly idk which side to lean

hurts is insanely efficient

[olive knot]

i think hurts too honestly

[alpine grove]

I only one going Joshy? 😦

[sacred burrow]

Yes

[smoky bough]

possibly

[olive knot]

jallen still has some favre moments where he chucks up the worst ball youve ever seen in your life

[alpine grove]

I stand by it

[olive knot]

its insanely close tho, i dont think theres any wrong answer

[smoky bough]

yeah no i love hurts, so fun to watch

he's like

[alpine grove]

True both are great

[smoky bough]

insane

[alpine grove]

Hurts solo walking into touchdowns is crazy

remember the play v Vikings where Goedert blocked for him and he took it home

[olive knot]

i didnt think hurts would be that great tbh but his postseason run made me a believer

hopefully he builds even more from it

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-josh-allen-fired-up-buffalo-bills-come-on-gif-24818616

[smoky bough]

drafting him in fantasy if i get the chance

[sacred burrow]

Rachaad white

[alpine grove]

Bro fantasy gonna have so many solid options

For QB

[smoky bough]

watch the bucs draft bijan 💀

[olive knot]

im drafting russ again

[smoky bough]

sean payton might just turn him around

jeudy looks like a beast too

pretty great run to end the seeason

[alpine grove]

Go mahomes if not then go Allen if not then go hurts if not then go Lamar if not then go Joe Brr if not go Herbert if not go Russ ?! if not go Dak ?! I’m forgetting some ppl for sure

[smoky bough]

no fuck lamar

don't draft him

[alpine grove]

😂

[smoky bough]

i ain't darfting him

[alpine grove]

You and I both were robbed of a championship because of Lamar

My first year I had to start Huntley championship game

[smoky bough]

yea

he made me miss playoffs in my other leauge

[alpine grove]

Lost by 6 btw

[smoky bough]

dam

[alpine grove]

Knox also had 0…

Zeke 4

Chubb 6 or 7

[smoky bough]

that's toughhhhh

[alpine grove]

Generational choke.. it’s ok we made up for it by winning the next year

MIKE EVANS 48.7 CMC 31.3 MFFFFFF

[olive knot]

league is moving into a more dual threat direction, so theres gonna be tons of fantasy qb options i feel

[smoky bough]

if i can't get kelce, i'm drafting n o tight end

[alpine grove]

That Mike Evans day was insane

He just kept going

So many ppl benched him but I knew he was just supercharging 😏

Also the due diligence on Mason Crosby was

[smoky bough]

that was crazy

and jonathan taylor man, come on

[alpine grove]

Because Vikings had allowed every kicker to get to 10+

And Mason Crosby had been bad for fantasy all year

But I went with my gut

[smoky bough]

what round y'al think jt's adp is

[alpine grove]

He hit a 50yder lol

[alpine grove]

I gotta look into all that

[smoky bough]

imma say he's still 1st round value

[olive knot]

all i know is im not passing up on ekeler again lol

[smoky bough]

but maybe falls into 2nd

[olive knot]

hes not a good rb but hes an elite fantasy rb

[smoky bough]

yea

them receptions

just stacking up points

[olive knot]

yea

tbh kinda inflated cause keenan/mike will missed so much time but hes still due for a good amount of targets

[smoky bough]

must draft cmc too

ik eli mitchell is there, but very good

oh yeah, and draft stefon diggs, trade him when 3/4 of the season is done

[olive knot]

lmao

[alpine grove]

Ofc the year I draft CMC he was healthy

[olive knot]

yeaaa lol

and saquon

u picked good

[stoic heath]

Hurts is so overrated

Spicy, but I would draft another QB with Saints pick instead of paying Hirts anything

Hurts

[manic lance]

Lol

Dumbest thing I've heard today

[modest quest]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1632081097369460737?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Veteran kicker Robbie Gould said today that, as much as he enjoyed his last six seasons in San Francisco, he will test free agency later this month and be kicking elsewhere in 2023.

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Twitter · Mar 4, 2023, 6:10 PM

hmmm

if mason retires yes

[stoic heath]

When they don’t win because they’re overpaying for him you’ll see

[manic lance]

No such thing as overpaying a franchise qb

[olive knot]

yea i have no idea why they would do that

they have another year to evaluate whether hurts really is their longterm option and even if he somehow inst as good, they have the capital to draft another gamewrecker to make up for it

[stoic heath]

But it’s not every year you get this high of a draft pick

Will they do it? No but it’d be smart

Instead of paying him all that money

[olive knot]

i still dont think so, you already know you have a player you could be contenders with, whats the point in drafting another unknown in the most important position when youre already a pretty complete team?

even if it would allow them to shop hurts for better picks at the end of this season, i dont think it sets a good precedent for the rest of the team

[stoic heath]

That’s fair, and you do got to have a specific guy since Hurts isn’t a typical QB as running is a big part of his game

And I guess the chemistry of the team would be off

But I just think if you replace Hurts with say Richardson in that offense, that they would be fine

[olive knot]

yea in a vacuum i'd definitely agree it makes sense

but players/coaches have already rallied behind hurts so i dont think you could take him out of there at this point

philly with richardson would be terrifying tho

[stoic heath]

I don’t know what to think of him. If he lands in the right situation he could be great, but he’s not a guy who can come in and just carry regardless of who’s on your team

Next years class imo is going to be better. Both Maye and Williams are so good

[olive knot]

i dont think hes like a super-project sort of qb, theres a lot of stuff he already looks to do well

but yeah still feel he needs at least a year to acclimate

[next fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/complexsports/status/1632122490741768197?s=46&t=HVXeQ-XdiUIvsoTJ6jUujw

Complex Sports (@ComplexSports)

Jackson Mahomes is being accused of assault by a restaurant owner and a waiter. https://t.co/O43D8TBOQH

Twitter · Mar 4, 2023, 8:54 PM

[manic lance]

Lock his ass up

Fuck him

[smoky bough]

trash

[smoky bough]

Cam Newton (who has a 10.0 perfect RAS score)

Height: 6’5

Weight: 248

40 Time: 4.59

Vertical: 35

Broad: 10”6’

Anthony Richardson

Height: 6’4

Weight: 244

40 Time: 4.44

Vertical: 40.5

Broad: 10”9’

[woeful topaz]

an RAS score like that, the packers are gonna trade rodgers to the jets, love to the colts, and package those picks, 15, and a 2024 1st for richardson

[woeful topaz]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/04/raiders-players-give-josh-mcdaniels-low-grades-on-nflpa-report-card/

no one could have seen this coming

[mint edge]

https://twitter.com/profiler_nfl/status/1632167163191590913?s=46&t=u0JnXSyisKtXJ8YfdgdgAw

PlayerProfiler NFL (@Profiler_NFL)

Zack Kuntz:

• 6’7, 255lbs
• 10’8 Broad Jump (1st)
• 40” Vertical (1st)
• 4.55u

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 4, 2023, 11:52 PM

[alpine grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/buttcracksports/status/1632183329444200449?s=46&t=3aADMFHtf85TS1i5yYUX1g

https://fxtwitter.com/tech2000_/status/1632247945482444801?s=46&t=s1MV20qi0cWjkIsCg3bawA

[smoky bough]

bru lmao

[woeful topaz]

im dying

[obsidian stone]

what is this lmao

[woeful topaz]

https://packerswire.usatoday.com/2023/03/04/packers-president-wants-eagles-qb-sneak-play-banned-this-offseason/

murphy you coward

"we need to ban this play" you're the president of the team THAT INVENTED THE PACKERS SWEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FWPVPLhebw

[stoic heath]

Why are they banning it? Don’t be mad that you can’t stop it

[woeful topaz]

it's literally "waahh it isn't fun"

[silver arrow]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1632743065814220800?s=46&t=IQ56r8G7ZDBZ9_2rqlWUOw

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Vikings are releasing veteran linebacker Eric Kendricks, per sources.

A first-team All-Pro in 2019 and one of the NFL’s most consistently productive LBs, Kendricks now heads to free agency.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 2:00 PM

He is a Giant

[olive knot]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1632761979373862915?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Saints have emerged as the front runners to sign former Raiders’ QB Derek Carr and an agreement could be reached as early as today, per league sources.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 3:16 PM

[woeful topaz]

wild

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1632766787539423238?s=46&t=-6p8aDie0QBVqtbulcoAeg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Saints are giving their new QB Derek Carr a 4-year deal, source said. With a big QB number coming, they'll make it work with their cap situation.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 3:35 PM

[silver arrow]

How does this effect lebrons legacy

[woeful topaz]

pollard is tagged

10 mil

https://www.ballysports.com/national/news/packers-stance-on-aaron-rodgers-and-the-nfl-stars-being-shopped

As one high-level Packers source put it to me recently, the days of begging Rodgers to return on his terms — which was essentially the organization’s approach during each of the previous two offseasons — are over. If the 39-year-old quarterback tells his bosses that he wants to return and commit to a single-minded quest for a second championship, they’d be receptive. Anything short of that, however, would leave them less than enthused.
That explains general manager Brian Gutekunst’s much-dissected comment during his combine press conference last Tuesday about “making sure that it’s the right fit” before determining Rodgers’ future with the franchise.
The Packers believe that Rodgers somewhat checked out on them after signing a three-year, $150.8 million contract extension last March

[manic lance]

Those two deals cement Danny Dimes as a 38-40m a year

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1632897732426833921

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings’ WR @KJ_Osborn helped pull a man from a burning car Sunday night before carrying him to safety and helping to save his life. His story here.

🎧 https://t.co/Fpf8kj3qZe

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 12:15 AM

[olive knot]

damn

respect to kj, hes a hero

[obsidian stone]

dang

i can only imagine what id do in that scenario

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-tobey-maguire-savior-careful-hes-a-hero-gif-26415920

[obsidian stone]

id like to think id help

id likely just cry

[alpine grove]

I can’t believe this chat has had the + Arthur since like November 😂😂

So, here’s some Arthur content

[olive knot]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-dw-shark-gif-7485805

[alpine grove]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-library-card-dance-gif-13645946

That song made me want a library card as a kid

https://tenor.com/view/peanutbuttergamer-pbg-austin-hargrave-arthur-pbs-gif-13244926

[olive knot]

holy shit i forgot that song existed

memory unlocked goddamn

[alpine grove]

Grew up on all of this 😂 Arthur eps and songs were always on YT so I would watch lol

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1632692517950078979?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Ravens QB Lamar Jackson and GM Eric DeCosta met recently in Jackson’s hometown of Miami in hopes of working towards a deal, per sources.

But after more than a year of negotiations, the sides remain apart and the situation appears headed towards a franchise tag Tuesday.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 10:40 AM

[woeful topaz]

oh shit we havent posted about it yet

https://twitter.com/wingoz/status/1632971989370667009

trey wingo (@wingoz)

Per sources. Aaron Rodgers and the Jets had conversations today. While nothing is imminent Rodgers is open to the idea of going to NY

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 5:10 AM

today an f5 day???

[woeful topaz]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35804636/jets-talks-packers-aaron-rodgers-sources-say

[alpine grove]

Plz Gute, get smthg for him 🤞🏽

I’ll miss 12 a lot.. but if he wants to continue elsewhere, I’ll take all we can get !

Plus, ready to start the Love era already

[woeful topaz]

i can't believe it might happen

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1633148006928195584

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Aaron Rodgers has received permission to speak with the #Jets, source confirms. Some due diligence.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 4:50 PM

@alpine grove rodgers' face when we trade him and use both 13 and 15 on WRs for love

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-thinking-gif-15365675

[modest quest]

gosh damn i’m expecting it but it’s gonna hurt

[stoic heath]

Please 🙏

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/MattLombardoNFL/status/1633172873295675392

Matt Lombardo (@MattLombardoNFL)

As others have suggested, #Falcons’ interest in Lamar Jackson is very real

“The #Ravens’ Lamar Jackson deal talks with Atlanta progressed tremendously in Indy,” I’m told

More, plus scout’s take on how Jackson would elevate ATL’s offense | @HeavyOnSports
https://t.co/JkKjstUm44

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 6:28 PM

[woeful topaz]

https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/1633181913614811137

Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky)

Update: Sources tell @DanGrazianoESPN and me that a contingent of Jets team officials are scheduled to fly out today to meet in person with Aaron Rodgers.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:04 PM

[obsidian stone]

are they flying in their...... jets

[woeful topaz]

the owner's jet, yes

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/iamsaucegardner/status/1633187167395561472?s=46&t=f-hBFJhkDuIdg4NKaCqvHA

D’ROY GARDNER (@iamSauceGardner)

Aye @AaronRodgers12 I promise if you become a Jet, I won’t pick you off in practice & I’ll burn the cheesehead😶

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:25 PM

[obsidian stone]

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1633113855202082818?t=-uUTF4M6dr_RZ87D--lEiw&s=19

Rich Cimini (@RichCimini)

This would mean the Jets have received permission to speak with Rodgers (otherwise, it would be tampering). Routinely, permission isn't granted unless teams have agreed to trade compensation. So stay tuned. #Jets

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 2:34 PM

compensation already discussed

[woeful topaz]

1st, 4th, conditional pick next year depending on if he plays and/or how far they get?

https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1633189427391389698

Dan Graziano (@DanGrazianoESPN)

I’m told the Jets contingent on the way to California includes team owner Woody Johnson, GM Joe Douglas, head coach Robert Saleh, offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett, possibly others.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:34 PM

@obsidian stone @alpine grove @modest quest

they're flying the whole goddamn org out there

he gone

[alpine grove]

Not having Hackett there woulda been a crime

[next fulcrum]

Damn

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1633197023762497536?s=46&t=dIFNK-aPBzotJoEvXG_7pQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens sent notice to the NFLPA that they placed the $32.41 million non-exclusive franchise tag on QB Lamar Jackson. He now is allowed to negotiate with other teams, but Ravens have right to match any offer sheet he signs or take two first-round picks in return for him.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:04 PM

[olive knot]

Bye Lamar

[silver arrow]

Giants better be on that fuckin phone

[stoic heath]

Wow

[smoky bough]

https://twitter.com/BreeceH/status/1633190331867967490?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Breece Hall (@BreeceH)

Don’t mind me…Just Manifesting @AaronRodgers12 😅

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:38 PM

Breece hall wants rodgers

I love breece hall

Make it happen

[alpine grove]

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/1633209727810191360?s=46&t=dIFNK-aPBzotJoEvXG_7pQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Giants and QB Daniel Jones beat the clock on the franchise tag, agreeing to terms on a long-term deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Jones’ agents and the team worked hard to get this deal done in time. Jones has six fourth-quarter comebacks in his career. Make it seven.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:55 PM

!!!!!

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1633210066969980928?s=46&t=dIFNK-aPBzotJoEvXG_7pQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It's going to be a 4-year deal worth $160M, sources say, with $35M more in upside. They are finalizing.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:56 PM

[silver arrow]

Not too bad I guess

[alpine grove]

[olive knot]

LOOOOOOOOOL

the ghost of gettleman still remains

[modest quest]

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1633208705192972288?s=46&t=KmxBtxCiaoQhxCVIfn_0Sw

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

🚨The New York #Jets recently touched down in California for their meeting with Aaron Rodgers, per @jjones9.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:51 PM

y’all think rodgers is traded in the next few days