#The Real Football (Soccer)

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long ingot
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up 3-0

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draw 3-3

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PLEASE ALLEGATIONS STICK

toxic badger
crude juniperBOT
toxic badger
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LMFAO

dapper dirge
ember tangle
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Liverpool should have won like 5-0 bruh

distant girder
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Ancelotti sacked 🔜

rough galleon
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Europa league is real thanksgiving football

long ingot
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I'm at the Highbury, watching BVB v Bayern.

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And there's an Arsenal match on.
So it's a bunch of Gooners in here

toxic badger
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wait you're in London?

long ingot
toxic badger
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ope

rough galleon
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Congrats Liverpool on winning the prem

long ingot
earnest island
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we'll trip up in matchweeks ~30-38

rough galleon
rough galleon
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If this did happen I'd never watch footy again

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Yk it's bad when Levy is better

long ingot
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When Chelsea got the new American/Dodgers owners and started spending and rotating coaches, everyone was freaking out

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Well, they've slowly learned the system and game.

And finally have decent team and coach

long ingot
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Isaak fist goal for Newcastle vs Liverpool.

is a freaking GOLASSO

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i know, im way behind

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oh dang, and then vandyke cheap shots a guy.
ref does nothing

ember tangle
distant girder
long ingot
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Nottingham Forest end a 30-year wait to beat Man Utd at Old Trafford

toxic badger
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great celebration too

ember tangle
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Man City L and Barcelona W, what a day

twin harbor
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Barca W Life is good

long ingot
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BVB was doing well

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Way better than I expected

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Just, some simple mistakes. And needed a high level game from their GK. And got, just ok

long ingot
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Reyna got the start

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Milan got 2 injuries in their game.
With Pulisic already injured

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Musah got the start

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Weston and Weah,
Both got in for Juve at the 68th min.

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Vs manCity

dapper dirge
long ingot
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Giovani. son of Claudio.

toxic badger
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morning

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you love to see it

long ingot
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i missed it

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no red card or nothing

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and they were tied in points, before the match

toxic badger
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straight up ass whooping

ember tangle
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When did Atalanta become so good?

wraith pollen
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They have many good players, De Ketelaere, Lookman, Retegui, Zaniolo just to name a few

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They're cooking

toxic badger
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really thought it's gonna be only Napoli and Inter this season

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and Atalanta coming out of nowhere

long ingot
wraith pollen
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Man my team has been so shit the last month or so

ember tangle
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jesus bro

long ingot
ember tangle
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glad hes okay cause wtf

wraith pollen
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even though it was accidental i have no idea how that wasnt a red card

wraith pollen
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var is a joke lol

low lily
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Question for my soccer peeps

dapper dirge
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Go on

long ingot
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ManShitty

wraith pollen
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COME ON PLEASE WIN.

low lily
# low lily
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Better coaching tree

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Gregg Poppovich

long ingot
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ATLETICO MADRID IS IN FIRST PLACE

wraith pollen
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that game was such a shithouse

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lmao

distant girder
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Wish they drew but it’s ok

long ingot
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i want AtMa to win the league

dapper dirge
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Incredible

long ingot
dapper dirge
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Honestly the most Scouse thing I've ever heard

toxic badger
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Atlanta tied

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inter won

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Juve and Milan were also tied

long ingot
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watching ipswich v chelsea

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ips deserved the win.
but, they played such an annoying match

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they were pricks.
and chelsea did nothing to deal with it

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and then chelsea couldnt score, with plenty of good shots and chances

twin harbor
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Nottingham forest 3rd Boohoo Boohoo Boohoo

rough galleon
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Milan🔥

long ingot
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that was a fun match

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Pulisic with a goal and hockey assist

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Musah with the start and played well.

ember tangle
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Auraaaaaa x100

long ingot
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Arsenal FAIL.

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It's just the EFL cup.
But still.

wraith pollen
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Failed in the FA cup too

long ingot
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EL CLASSICO on right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

wraith pollen
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Escalated quickly💀

low lily
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Barca is putting belt to ass on Madrid. Flick is a sadist, only seeks total destruction of his opponent.

distant girder
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Ancelotti getting sacked 🔜

long ingot
ember tangle
twin harbor
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Could of been 8-1

ember tangle
crude juniperBOT
ember tangle
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Nkunku to Bayern interesting

long ingot
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And who going to Chelsea?

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Nkuku, is getting screwed a bit.
Jackson isn't that much better to b getting the majority of the mins

ember tangle
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Tel from bayern would be going to chelsea

long ingot
ember tangle
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hes a young player idk much about him either but i see him from time to time

earnest island
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two from Darwin in stoppage

wraith pollen
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Shambles of a club

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UTA 💙 🤍

long ingot
dapper dirge
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Everyone loves it

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Fuck united

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@long ingot

wraith pollen
wraith pollen
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Man ffs

dapper dirge
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Lol good day to be a forest fan aka my brother

toxic badger
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derby tonight

dapper dirge
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Some unreal chanting at Leeds Cardiff.

toxic badger
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man is cold and everyone is hating

long ingot
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Milan derby was nice.
Definitely worth a replay if u missed it

dapper dirge
wraith pollen
wraith pollen
charred kernel
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Harry Kane is gonna win a trophy

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wtf

wraith pollen
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Premier league European football race is gonna be interesting

long ingot
wraith pollen
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We’re playing Bournemouth at home tonight (Tuesday) aswell

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Need to win.

long ingot
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Tyler Adams, is there

wraith pollen
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Respectfully, I do not want them to win today hahaha

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But I don’t mind them at all

tidal arrow
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Ben mee the goat

ember tangle
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4-4

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wow

long ingot
# ember tangle 4-4

im just about to watch it.
i know this is a cup game,
but, i want AtMa to win everything in laliga.

ember tangle
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not gonna happen, they are too inconsistent. They will drop points when you least expect it

long ingot
wraith pollen
wraith pollen
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Wtf is that

long ingot
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Fucking Milwall

dapper dirge
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Free kick that

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Nowt too bad

wraith pollen
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Hahaha

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You should tell your brother that when his team beat Ipswich tomorrow they’re gonna lose to us in the fa cup quarter final

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(We are cooked)

wraith pollen
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Joao 🥵

long ingot
ember tangle
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RIP

stray forum
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Madrid Madrid penalties

distant girder
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Atleti hahaha

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Never a doubt 🔥

long ingot
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not good

ember tangle
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VISCA EL BARÇA

low lily
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This is depressing

long ingot
# low lily This is depressing

Maybe the gambling industry is bigger than i thought.

Maybe cause usa sports doesn't allow gambling as advertisers, we don't know how big gambling really is

long ingot
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Tomorrow.
All day soccer

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Clear your schedules

tidal arrow
long ingot
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plus, worldwide, soccer is 100x more popular and viewed than the big 4 American sports

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and, ill b watching soccer all day.

distant girder
long ingot
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brazil v colombia should b super good.
i like colo right now

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italy v germs, should also b nice

distant girder
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Fair

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Spain vs the Dutch will be fun

long ingot
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depay, malen, gakpo

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ok, thats a nice attacking group

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dumpfries, dejong, simons, reijnders

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aye, Dutch more formitable than i thought

long ingot
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oh fuck off vini

distant girder
ember tangle
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@long ingot What did I tell you about Atleti, they are never real contenders for anything.

long ingot
wraith pollen
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no worse feeling than losing to your rivals

ember tangle
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What a game

low lily
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Manchester United. Absolutely insane comeback

stray forum
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What a game

ember tangle
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KOUNDEEEEEE

long ingot
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That was a nice match

toxic badger
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damn Barca

earnest island
hot kiln
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This semi is FUN

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WHAT A SAVE

rough galleon
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This game is absolutely insane

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Inter PSG final will feed families

rough galleon
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WTF

hot kiln
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No. Arsenal.

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Dembele isn't going to be 100% fit

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Those hammies have history.

low lily
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This game is an all time classic

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LEWA NOOOO

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Couldn't reach above it in time

hot kiln
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Just not letting yamal in

low lily
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This was one of the greatest UCL games of all time

rough galleon
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Absolute cinema

low lily
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Yamal has more than a few Ballon D'ors in his future

distant girder
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Yann Sommer my hero

ember tangle
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Pain

toxic badger
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FORZAAAAA

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INTERRR

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AMALAA PAZZAAAAAAAAA

long ingot
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dam,
i missed actual live game chat in here

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what a fantastic match

toxic badger
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ngl i didnt even watch the game

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woke up late

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i'd have a heart attack at 3AM in the morning if i did tho

long ingot
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actually, watch both games

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such quality performance and play from both teams

hot kiln
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Dembele on the bench baby!

low lily
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That was the worst penalty I've ever fucking seen. What the hell lmao

low lily
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Inter PSG final. I deserve it

toxic badger
long ingot
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i cant believe, this version of psg, makes a CL final

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not with Zlatan

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not with messi, suarez, neymar

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but with freaking,
Dembele

toxic badger
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zlatan notoriously cannot carry a team on CL

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he's cursed

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messi, suarez, neymar were on PSG for money grab

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we been knew that

long ingot
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those teams were better than this psg team

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the zlatan years with psg, the team had good players

long ingot
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Pulisic goal and assist for ACM

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who, were looking like poo v Bologna

rough galleon
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Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid here we go🔥

rough galleon
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Every time I see villa I'm reminded of how much I hate Matty Cash

ember tangle
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The polish englishman?

rough galleon
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God is good

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I love Eze

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Seeing city go trophyless has made my whole week

wraith pollen
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Absolutely ruined mine (Brighton fan)

rough galleon
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Football wins today

dapper dirge
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Edit goes hard

distant girder
dapper dirge
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I remember it like it was yesterday. This will be fire

long ingot
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Who is watching

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Tottenham v manU

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EL Cship

distant girder
long ingot
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But, both played well and looked good in their EL matches

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It's just, epl v epl makes it ugly

distant girder
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Mainoo coming in this late is trash by Amorim

wraith pollen
rough galleon
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This is up there with the 2021 Bucks chip I'm not lying

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I'm so freaking happy

rough galleon
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Chippy for dinner to celebrate

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From culver's so not technically chippy but I'm still gonna call it anyways

dapper dirge
distant girder
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Luka 🥺

ember tangle
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Napoliiiiii

long ingot
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inter and atalanta scored so man goals.
wow

long ingot
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@sage merlin

sage merlin
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yoo

long ingot
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so, i dont have a specific team, really.
i follow where all the Americans play

sage merlin
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ahhhh

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ya wisconsion doesnt have a team it looks like sadly

long ingot
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milwaukee torrent
madison forward
but this is like, 5th and 6th division

sage merlin
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mls tickets so cheap besides the miami tickets for messi

long ingot
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oh yea, very affordable

sage merlin
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like g leauge?

long ingot
sage merlin
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mls is some what newer

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1993

long ingot
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yea.
somewhat.
and have almost failed and bankrupt a few times

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which is y now,
the league controls everyones moves.
everything has to get confirmed through the league

sage merlin
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ya thats a good thing about it at least

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no crazy shit

long ingot
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yea.
....except the messi and friends stuff

sage merlin
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well thats messi!

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and miami still isnt even in the top 5

long ingot
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so, ur gonna start supporting NYRBs now

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which is cool.
they used to b my fave team in mls.
started when they got Henry.
who was my fave player as a yout

sage merlin
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yes they are closer too because they play in jersey and not ny

long ingot
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and then, u can stay with the Red Bulls family of teams

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RB Leipzig, in the German Bundesliga

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...dont listen to the fans that hate on them cause of the RB sponsorship.

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theres 4 other teams in other places around the world

sage merlin
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so they are basically affiliated with the red bulls

long ingot
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yea

sage merlin
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might have to go to a game because why not

long ingot
sage merlin
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its so much

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soccer is a lot

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but cool they have them for different countires

long ingot
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lots of teams.
lots of conferences.

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big10, big12, sec, etc etc

sage merlin
# long ingot

now which one of these is technically consider the most popular team for them

long ingot
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RB Leipzig.
play in the German Bundesliga.
considerd the 3rd best soccer league in the world

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or 4th

sage merlin
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Now for on real I see this soccer stuff is this related in any way at all

long ingot
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all of those are from the English Premier League

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EPL or the Prem

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they have the most $ and most TV time for matches/aka games

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uve heard of Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea

sage merlin
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Ya so these are like the best of the best im assuming

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So many different leagues it’s confusing

long ingot
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like i said, think of it like college football

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epl, laliga, bundesliga, serieA, ligue1

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england, spain, germany, italy, france

sage merlin
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But so for World Cup that’s like just specific countries

long ingot
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yea.
the national teams

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just like for baseball and hockey

sage merlin
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Crazy they really got that in 2026 at met life

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Must have taken a lot of convincing to get Messi and friends on Miami

long ingot
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list of usa players.
and where they play

sage merlin
long ingot
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of our better 11 starters, 8 or 9 play in europe

sage merlin
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Usa finally competing

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Who’s favored tho for world cup

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Some random Europe team

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Ima guess Germany

long ingot
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usa is in the regional group, abbreviated, concacaf

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usa, mexico r usually the best 2 teams

long ingot
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but, it also includes, canada, honduras, and a bunch of island nations

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central american countries and up

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usa has been dominating the last 20 years or so.

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BUT,

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compared to uefa/europe and conmebol/south america,
concacaf is way levels below

sage merlin
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So we dominate our regional group but just haven’t been able to do much outside of that

long ingot
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so, the only way for usa to play other nations of quality are,
world cup, every 4 years.
gold cup, every 2, and only if they invite other countries of quality to participate.
copa american, the south american version of the gold cup. which we randomly get invited too. and then CRASHOUTd

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and the random friendly match.
where nobody is really trying that hard.
its just hard competition, that doens have much barring

sage merlin
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Or both

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Or the gold cup is to qualify for the World Cup

long ingot
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Gold Cup is just a region specific tournament

sage merlin
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Has any of this started yet

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Are we doing gooddd or nah

long ingot
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since wer the host, we dont have to qualify

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so, we dont get to play in the WCQ matches tournament

sage merlin
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So do we automatically make it

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To the tournament

long ingot
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yea

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to the World CUP

sage merlin
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Now are we underdogs in this

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Are we like the Atlanta hawks #8 seed vs 1 st seed Boston typa match up

long ingot
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world cup matches/tournament, is to see who from concacaf, makes it to the world cup.

but this next one,
usa, mexico, canada are the hosts.
so they all get into the world cup, automatically

sage merlin
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We get a free pass at least

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Ya because that would be messed up to host it and not even compete

sage merlin
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16th

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Not bad

long ingot
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so, beating them, doesnt give us much of a bump up.
but, losing to them, bumps us down

sage merlin
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So it’s must win

long ingot
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yea.
all 4 years between the world cup,
usa has to win every match

sage merlin
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That’s a lot of work for them wowsobbing_tomato

long ingot
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and, unfortunetly, this is what the fans have come to expect.
which is a bit ridiculous

sage merlin
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4 years for one

long ingot
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some more weird scenarios.
mostly for the usa, and not others.
we have guys playing in europe and of course here in mls.
used to have some in south america.

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so, when there are matches, in the middle of their seasons, sometimes players dont come to usa to play.

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so sometimes, we dont always get our first choice guys in all of our matches

sage merlin
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All these being played while all these leagues are going on too?

long ingot
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there are something called, FIFA windows.
where the leagues all take a week or two off, for the nations to play

sage merlin
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Must be hard constantly playing with those different teams tho

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Respect for soccer📈

long ingot
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this summer, we have the Gold Cup.
and we have like 5 starters, NOT coming to play.
theyr saying they need rest

sage merlin
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I feel soccer deserves more respect here

sage merlin
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Might be cooked

long ingot
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it will b difficult to win the whole thing, without them.

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but, hopefully our B guys can step in a do well

sage merlin
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Also where can I watch Red Bulls or any of these other games

long ingot
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so, we BETTER get out of this group

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if we dont,
u will see usmnt fans crash out

sage merlin
long ingot
sage merlin
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Lotta subscriptions these days

long ingot
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yea, sucks

sage merlin
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I’d probably start off watching mls to get use to watching soccer

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That’s where ima start

long ingot
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only, national TV game today

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FotMob is the site/app i use the most

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great way to set up alerts, of when games starts or players do well

sage merlin
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Also good way to see when they play

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Gotta play against dc

long ingot
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so.
each country also has an, every team, every league tournament. for a CUP.

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and that happens during their seasons

sage merlin
# long ingot

Are these all basically different leagues like the mls

long ingot
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yea.
each country, has its own league.

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and each of them have their own, CUP tournament

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like for this Germany dfb pokal final,
that Bielefeld team, is like division 2 or 3 or something

sage merlin
long ingot
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yup

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u dont have to get too wild with things.
mls, epl, laliga, bundesliga, serieA, ligue1
thats all u should pay attention too.

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and most people dont even do that.
they have their fave league, that they follow.
then maybe follow another or 1 or 2 teams in the other leagues

sage merlin
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Like I said I think ima start with mls because that might be the easiest to get into

long ingot
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yea.
u know the cities and the states.
and u have teams close to u

sage merlin
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I appreciate you introducing me to soccer I’ll let you know when I can get to a game

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Ima head off to sleep now tho it’s 3 am here and I got work tomorrow sobbing_tomato

long ingot
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aight.
we in here, sometimes.

sage merlin
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I’ll check on it to learn some more sometime

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Gotta find a favorite Red Bulls player

long ingot
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theres mls discords too

sage merlin
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Might go find some tomorrow

long ingot
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idk nyrb player that well, but Emil is a well known guy from euro play

sage merlin
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Soccer jerseys in general are 🔥

long ingot
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all MLS "kits" r sponsored through Adiddas

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but, all of the other leagues, each team gets their own agreement/deal with someone

long ingot
distant girder
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That day has sadly come. Thank you Luka 🫡

long ingot
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Napoli celebration scenes,
R wonderful

sage merlin
long ingot
dapper dirge
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0.2% and 0.3% very and dissatisfied for Liverpools season is fucking wild. 😂

long ingot
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Obviously, it all worked

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West Ham, big surprise fail of a season

distant girder
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shoutout Crystal Palace

long ingot
ember tangle
# long ingot

United almost 4% were very satisfied with 15th and losing a final to Spurs

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wtf

low lily
distant girder
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Hakimi too easy

low lily
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Mbappe watching psg win the Champions League a year after he leaves gotta hit like a 12 gauge to the chest

long ingot
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psg had, messi, suare, neymar NOPE

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psg had slatan, thiago silva, mautidi, motta, moura NOPE

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and now, with a lineup of under 30 players, let by marcuinos, dembele and a 19yro, r currently winning the CL final

distant girder
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Doue is real nice

long ingot
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that was a good team

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@eager rock

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what did u bet on ?

eager rock
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Fliff

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I’m in California so i mainly use that

long ingot
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i meant, what outcome ?

eager rock
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Milan to win lol

long ingot
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solo bet? or parlay

eager rock
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Parlay not needed since they’re down so much

long ingot
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just straight up W

eager rock
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Yeah barely any basketball on so i have to compensate

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Lol

long ingot
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😆

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they dont want us posting betting stuff.
so, maybe go delete that pic in general

eager rock
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It’s ok shanghi supports my addiction

long ingot
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😆

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psg should have scored there

low lily
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Just absolute destruction

long ingot
ember tangle
#

Damn 5-0?

dapper dirge
#

Degenerate gambling is the one

#

I made bank on Rory winning the masters

#

Solid acca

low lily
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Who wins the UCL?

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long ingot
#

None of the conmebol matches r on a regular streaming service, provided in usa

ember tangle
#

USA 4-0 to Switzerland

#

wow

long ingot
#

used a C- lineup.
and were horrible, everywhere

#

0 shots on goal

#

phuckingembarrasing

hot kiln
#

And then players just skipping the gold cup, not looking good for Poch

long ingot
hot kiln
long ingot
#

And they know the WC is next summer

#

WTF is Poch supposed to say to convince them

hot kiln
#

If he can't do that, then he's not doing his job

long ingot
#

I put it fully on the players

long ingot
#

Santi Carzola

#

Look him up.
Great story

long ingot
rough galleon
#

Messi is really him

long ingot
#

Pat is not a good CF

#

his understanding and skills r barely ok for gold cup

lapis terrace
#

Yeah a prolific 9 was been a big thing for us for forever

long ingot
#

yea

lapis terrace
#

Options rn are all kinda duck duck goose

long ingot
#

we need another level from Pepi.
but, unless he goes 100% into fitness, idk if he can take another step up

#

psv, just let their CF and captain go

#

so the job is all Pepi's next season

lapis terrace
#

We also need to find a Ream replacement

long ingot
#

ive never liked Ream.
but, nobody else has stepped up

lapis terrace
#

He’s a great plug in for a game kind of guy

long ingot
#

37yro

lapis terrace
#

Not Walker Zimmerman though, god no

long ingot
#

i like him, but, he got an injury, and idk if hes recouped or if he will ever

lapis terrace
#

That’s all we need

long ingot
#

would b nice if someone else stepped up before the WC next year

lapis terrace
#

Yeah

long ingot
#

451 i think is our answer

#

possess and clog the middle

#

more midfielders.
and we have a bunch so we can rotate them

#

..........pepi
puli.....mck......weah
........DM....adams
arob ream rich dest

with mckennie more of a CM and puli + weah bombing up whenever they can

#

jonny, ldlt, musah, bergh, mcgly, luna, tillman and whoever else ive forgotten, can rotate in

wraith pollen
#

WTF; rest in peace 🙏

gloomy tangle
#

I don’t even watch and the Diogo thing ruined my morning

rough galleon
#

Wtf man

#

Rest in peace Diogo

lapis terrace
#

Great player, will be missed!

lapis terrace
#

Mbappe 26 now, I’m cooked

lapis terrace
#

USA vs Mexico today in Houston, who we got?

long ingot
#

Would be an upset if usa wins

#

We have dead legs tho, cause we didn't rotate guys

stray forum
#

So u guys said this was basically USAs C team?

#

Vs what caliber of Mexicos team

#

Mexico's kits are toooo clean

#

ofc my stream fucking died during the goal

stray forum
#

eek

lapis terrace
lapis terrace
#

wtf is up with the handball thing lol

#

Penalty

long ingot
#

C- team usa
B+ team mex

lapis terrace
#

Never in my life

#

Penalty

dapper dirge
#

V accidental but definitely a pen

lapis terrace
#

Yeah but a penalty for sure

long ingot
#

yall know that concacaf is now a verb

#

when usa doesnt get the calls from the refs, we get concacaf'ed

rough galleon
#

Kudus and Gibbs-white in 24 hours what is Levy cooking

#

Thomas the Frank engine better be as promised

lapis terrace
long ingot
#

Gio Reyna,
Supposedly going to Parma

#

Should have come to MLS

noble gate
#

if one wanted to dip into watching soccer what would y'all recommend doing

long ingot
#

I like the usa national team.
So I try and follow the players on their club teams.
Which is a lot of games every week.

Most people find 1 team to attach themselves too.

#

There's Discords for the main leagues and main teams too

long ingot
dapper dirge
hot kiln
#

They also do games on USA

dapper dirge
long ingot
#

Weird lineup to start the game by manU

lapis terrace
#

As a United fan personally I feel like the refs gave that game to Arsenal who were the far less mobile and creative team

rough galleon
#

Every day Daniel levy drains my will to live

long ingot
#

At least WH has the same number of shots

hot kiln
#

Gyokeres has arrived baby!

dapper dirge
#

Arsenal fan?

long ingot
#

he is

#

tott beating manC,
was a big and welcomed surprise

dapper dirge
lapis terrace
#

Manchester United fan here, we will get going

rough galleon
#

i cant see anyone stopping liverpool this year, especially if they get isak

rough galleon
#

wait hold on

#

losing a 2-0 lead to 10 players is crazy

dapper dirge
#

Liverpool are inevitable

rough galleon
#

16 year old scoring the winner what am i doing with my life

low lily
long ingot
#

Konate has been bad

#

But, LP attack is already, very good.

#

Probably will score the most goals in the league

#

Half the league can't keep up even if LP defense is mediocre.

#

I need to watch more Arsenal, to see how the new pieces r working together

low lily
#

Liverpool's attack was always very good, but even though they've won a lot in recent years, they still come up short in many ways because they rely too much on it. Especially in KO tournaments

tidal arrow
#

What team is toffee

low lily
#

They locked up the league early last season bc Salah was just on a heater, but they put their foot off the gas in every other department. And they are a lot thinner of a squad this season too

#

When teams can slow the pace of the game down, Liverpool just force it and look bad. They run out of ideas when their motors are switched off.

dapper dirge
tidal arrow
#

Cool

low lily
#

Every post Fergie manager always made me feel sad to see get fired at United, but I am waiting with baited breath for Amorim to get tossed. This dude fucking sucks.

dapper dirge
#

Justice for Moyes and Ollie tbh

#

Shambolic ownership all around

dapper dirge
#

Lol at united

#

Lol at America not having cup competitions too.

#

The magic of any cup is peak

long ingot
rough galleon
#

I do thank United for making us not the laughing stock of the big 6 anymore

#

Bruno might be the only outfield player they've signed that's actually not been a flop

lapis terrace
#

As a United fan…

#

WHAT THE FUCK 💀😂

long ingot
#

U and Trey can cry together

lapis terrace
#

We are Manchester United fans, we don’t cry lol

#

We could be terrible another decade or 2 and still be the most historic club of the premier league

dapper dirge
#

That only applies to the prem lol

#

Total trophies you're behind

dapper dirge
lapis terrace
#

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!! 🎶

long ingot
#

Cant find a striker or goal scorer

#

Should just start buying 17 to 19 yro kids.
Stop wasting $ on 25yro or + CFs

#

This current roster, looks wat better with quality goal scorers

#

Instead, box2box mids r forced to take shots

lapis terrace
long ingot
lapis terrace
#

Sesko

long ingot
#

Ok, give him some time to adjust.
But, I doubt he's a 20G in a season guy

#

How about, Zirkzee?
What u think of him?

lapis terrace
long ingot
lapis terrace
#

Right

rough galleon
crude juniperBOT
low lily
#

Whew crisis averted and united gets a new goalkeeper

dapper dirge
#

Begging for Americans to be this creative

low lily
#

Ousmane Dembele won a Ballon D'or before Kylian Mbappe, and it is absolutely deserved too

long ingot
#

i still remember BVB sold him, cause he was playing xbox til 5am, then coming late to training and being too tired

long ingot
#

just watching ars v manC

#

nice goal at the end for ars

#

deserved the win tho.
they were much better.

low lily
#

I was very harsh on Dembele too. Why are we bringing up how he USED to act and behave? He has said multiple times that he got humbled by how bad his Barca tenure was from his unprofessionalism. He stopped doing all that and became a leader the way he should have been. The best player on the best team should be rewarded for that.

50+ fucking goal contributions in a season isn't just sensational, it's absolutely Ballon D'or worthy. PSG nearly had an invincible season and they carved open Europe like a Christmas ham. His work in scoring goals AND defensive contributions in his pressing was massive considering the team often played without a striker. He had to do everything on both ends and put his ego to the side to do exactly that. His work made EVERYONE better and there's no way PSG win any of what they did without him.

#

Also fuck all that "they deserved to win" stuff. Lol United had a far better game stat wise in Week 1 but still lost. I take it on the chin and move on. Either you win the game or you don't. Nobody deserves anything when it comes to results on the pitch.

ember fern
#

@long ingot

long ingot
#

Is their first CL win?
Ever?

ember fern
#

They beat Benfica last week

#

Or last fixture of the CL I guess

#

First game

#

This season is their second appearance in CL, first time they ended up in a death group (Roma, Chelsea, Atlético Madrid) and got a couple of ties

low lily
#

Man United win, Bayern win, and Liverpool lose. I'm having a great day so far

long ingot
#

did anyone watch usmnt vs equador and australia ?

rough galleon
#

Maybe marinakis sacking Nuno because his ego is insane was a bad move😱

long ingot
long ingot
low lily
#

Bucks 2-0 AND Man United are gonna win 3 in a row to go top 4. Solid ass week

#

How are Liverpool so bad at defending set pieces

low lily
#

Another Liverpool loss. Feels great up here rn

low lily
azure stagBOT
long ingot
hot kiln
#

What a moment for Eze!

long ingot
#

Liverpool manager gonna get fired.
u dont get wrecked by psv

hot kiln
long ingot
#

yea. great scoreline

hot kiln
#

Idk what the fuck Neuer was doing on the third goal, but would have been fucked regardless

long ingot
#

will watch when i get back or tomorrow

hot kiln
#

Dude was 20 yards out of box in a 2-1 game

long ingot
#

Dest started for psv and Pepi got in later

#

Neuer has to adjust to his age now. and that Bayern defense isnt super strong, possession wise

hot kiln
#

This arsenal team is so stacked we can withstand shit we havent been able to in the past

#

Madueke, Eze, Gyokeres, Zubimendi, have given us so many options it's insane

#

The midfield is so stabilized whereas the attacking midfield would be crippled if we lost one of those guys previously

long ingot
#

idk Zubimendi enough

hot kiln
hot kiln
#

Califiore and Madueke came in, goal within 5

#

with the two of them linking up

#

I dont think much of Martinelli because I think he's a 9, so the more wing options I have the better

long ingot
#

both seem to have high workrate, but, always starting too

hot kiln
#

timber cali white lewis skelley on the corners is pretty stupid

#

and Mosquera looked legit exceptional today with Gabriel out

#

almost had a goal too

low lily
#

Mbappe leaves PSG, and the wins a sextuple with a Ballon D'or winning player only a season later. He joins Real Madrid after they win La Liga/UCL twice in 3 years and they are now a malfunctioning mess. I'm just saying 🤷🏾‍♂️

low lily
#

Manchester United are such a dumpster fire and it's so embarrassing to watch.

long ingot
#

@lavish pebble

#

Sometimes we chat soccer here

lavish pebble
#

👍

long ingot
#

@north crown

north crown
#

Yo

long ingot
#

BENFICA 4

#

Wowee

#

RM started 6 guys 22 years old or younger.

lavish pebble
#

Madrid deserved that especially going into playoffs with 2 red cards

long ingot
#

So, they really under estimated Benfica.
Or, didn't really care about the outcome

lavish pebble
#

I guess they didn't expect dropping to 9th

#

Now they have a extra game missing another cb

#

If Mbappe gets injured they are fucked anyways

meager summit
#

Heyyy

low lily
#

Bodo Glimt really choked a 3 goal lead AT HOME smfh

meager summit
#

The Great Escape 2.0

north crown
#

🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

long ingot
north crown
#

🇧🇦🙏

#

I used to pray for times like these

long ingot
north crown
long ingot
#

@pallid plover

pallid plover
#

Happy for u mate

#

deserve it

pallid plover
long ingot
#

Stupid Turkey made it in.
And in usa group

long ingot
pallid plover
#

oh we didnt win a league title but I remember that Champions league final run, still in my heart, the last One not so much because of how It ended

long ingot
#

Can still be good years, without title

pallid plover
#

ofc, not if u lose in the final 5 0

#

2023 still my favorite recent Inter season

#

even more than the 2021 or 24 when we won the league

#

bye mate, here is almost 1 am, need to go

noble gate
#

whatd bro do

meager summit
meager summit
#

Left west ham to their rivals

#

Just to get relegated the same season

#

😂

north crown
#

Real madrid got destroyed

long ingot
#

looked like a fun game

north crown
#

Especially that 89th minute goal

meager summit
long ingot
#

Ouch

meager summit
#

OH MY GOD

#

CALLUM WILSON IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH A FOOTBALL

#

@long ingot

#

SPURS ARE IN THE SHITS

long ingot
#

1977

#

dam, this is an epic fail then

#

also, Leicester, is dropping to 3rd division

#

Vardy left them, and the team fell apart

meager summit
#

neither of these play for the club anymore

#

and this was the second game of the season

#

my wh kit arrives in 3 days

#

i waited so long for it

#

ordered it from england

meager summit
#

Wow

#

David Sullivan CEO and owner of west ham

#

Just got arrested on charges of child exploitation

#

Thank god

#

I wanted him gone anyway

#

Now I have 100 more reasons to want him to be gone

long ingot
#

Well hell.

meager summit
#

We hoop

long ingot
meager summit
#

All depends on west hams finish this year

#

West ham are top 8 in PL points collected since the start of the year

#

The team has been phenomenal

#

But if tottenham gap us he's out

#

Probably should've gotten a mavropanos jersey instead

long ingot
#

4 games and a 2p lead, to NOT get relegated

meager summit
#

The spurs or the hammas

long ingot
long ingot
#

I dont care who gets relegated.
Neither have American players

#

But since theres a Greek on WH, then I guess them

meager summit
#

He was on the team for five years

long ingot
#

And, isn't he from WI ?

#

IIRC

meager summit
#

Close

#

Illinois

#

So actually the opposite

#

F him

long ingot
#

Hahahaha

#

Bro.....

#

grandfather, Art Spector, was an NBA basketball player and the first player to be signed by the Boston Celtics in 1946, which led to him becoming known as the "Original Celtic

long ingot
#

Wow.
Thats wild

meager summit
#

That's sick

meager summit
#

Tottenham 2-0 aston villa

#

Spent 115 dollars on a jersey just for the player not to be in the club anymore 30 days time

pallid plover
#

Italian Champion
Forza Inter💙🖤

long ingot
#

Thats as much animosity I have for anyone in SerieA

#

I follow Milan and Juventus.
Both with good seasons

pallid plover
long ingot
#

every year, hes their best midfielder

pallid plover
#

hes Always almost out and he Always prove them wronf

long ingot
#

but, too many draws

pallid plover
#

honestly idk. i didmt care abiut Juve, too far behind all season. milan Lost the First and went no losses for like 4 months, but too many draws too

long ingot
#

Leao, over rated

#

wild that modric and rabiot, made them a higher caliber team

pallid plover
long ingot
#

the 2 seasons before, they couldnt keep possession past 6 passes

#

it would always be dumping and hope the forwards/wingers could do something

pallid plover
meager summit
#

That bayern game was so lame compared to the last one

meager summit
#

Coincidentally

#

10 years ago today

#

West Ham left Upton Park

#

And now they play the most important match since the 2023 conference league final

#

Or the 2024 europa semifinal

#

Whatever it is

long ingot
#

Arsenal need the W for the league title

north crown
#

what a finish

#

i thought arsenal were gonna fumble it ngl

long ingot
#

Clear foul on the GK

#

But, West Ham played great, considering theyr a relegation team

meager summit
#

Arsenal does this every game

#

Literally

#

That’s why they’ve been so good

long ingot
#

Yea.
But their GK had their hand on the ball while being held.
There is a slight difference

meager summit
meager summit
#

Leeds you let me down

long ingot
#

it was a good match

#

super intense

meager summit
#

Sadly

#

I would’ve liked it if Millwall went up if West Ham was actually a premier league team

long ingot
#

Millwall has never played in the Premier League since it was established in 1992. Their last appearance in the top flight of English football was in the 1989–90 season

meager summit
long ingot
#

Arsenal should have gotten a Red Card, onthat Kai cleats challenge

#

and at least, 3 more YCs

meager summit
#

Burnley have lost like their last 7 games

#

Obviously Arsenal isn’t dropping points

#

I hope they enjoy their PGMOL title

long ingot
meager summit
#

They are literally the OKC Thunder of the EPL

#

Don’t even know why I bother but COYC

meager summit
#

Wow

#

Neymar and Endrick over Joao Pedro

#

Paqueta too!!

#

Casemiro!?

hot kiln
#

NORTH LONDON FOREVER

meager summit
#

Enjoy it scumbag

long ingot
meager summit
#

Fuck declan rice

#

Fuck PGMOL

long ingot
#

cheating + oil $ + just buying the best players

#

all 3 things wrong with the sport

meager summit
#

Fuck both clubs

#

But fuck arsenal harder

#

And fuck declan rice the hardest

hot kiln
#

Won't be able to hear your dumbass chirp from the Championship.

hot kiln
#

I'd rather Tottenham relegated, I've been sitting on a homemade gif for 2 months for it, but West Ham hate for Declan Rice is just weird.

meager summit
#

Inspirational

#

🥺

meager summit
#

Random fact I learned today

#

Aston Villa was the last club to score a goal out of all 92 teams in the top 4 leagues of English football this 25-26 season

#

And they just won a Europa League & were top 3 in the PL for a majority of the season

meager summit
azure stagBOT
dapper dirge
#

This might be one of the most based things of all time

#

Absolutely get fucked with the halftime show bullshit

meager summit
#

@long ingot

#

Do you know anything about the Championship

long ingot
#

2nd division in England ?

#

a little, yea

meager summit
#

Only team I know about in depth is Bristol City and Millwall

#

And West Ham

#

Of course

long ingot
#

so, Coventry won the league.
they have American Haji Wright

meager summit
#

That league is scary

long ingot
#

Millwall, i only know cause when i was young, their fans/ultras, would always fight and be horrible

meager summit
#

46 games on random days

meager summit
#

I saw a video today I couldn’t tell if it was satire or not

#

Leme grab it

long ingot
#

Middlesbrough, have American Aidan Morris.
lost in playoffs to Hull, who r going up

#

Wrexham,
from their TV show

#

Swansea,
years back, played an exibition at Miller Park

long ingot
#

Norwich, had Americans in the past

meager summit
#

That’s random

long ingot
#

Watford, was in prem up/down

meager summit
long ingot
#

Sargent

meager summit
#

Yeaaaah

#

He almost joined West Ham in January

#

Signed Taty Castellanos instead thankfully

long ingot
#

Blackburn and West Bromwich Albion,
had both been in prem, in the past

meager summit
#

Lincoln City

#

Most random club ever

#

Idk what purpose they serve

#

Or what they do

long ingot
#

24 teams.
league is known to b very physical

meager summit
#

Don’t even have a gif

meager summit
#

London Stadium is too corporate

#

No more Mark Noble

long ingot
#

Leicester, got relegated.
dam.
relegated from prem to champ down to.....idk what the next level down is called

meager summit
#

Most legendary run ever

#

Xepno

#

Did you know

long ingot
#

Ligue 1, the French league, ha, same

meager summit
#

Their training facility costs more than any other League One’s stadium does

#

Idk what they plan to do from here

long ingot
#

so, Licoln and Cardiff got promoted

#

Cardiff, way back, was in the prem on and off

meager summit
#

Ya

long ingot
#

Bolton Wanderers have history too

#

Reading, Blackpool, Barnsley, Wigan
all have prem history too

meager summit
#

Every time I see it

#

It looks like some evil stuff

long ingot
#

this is a new logo ?

meager summit
#

No

long ingot
meager summit
#

It catches me off guard

long ingot
#

i dont remember this at all

meager summit
#

It looms like a Swastika

#

Idk if u would get mad at me for saying that

#

I do not like it

#

Also

#

Stoke got a new badge

long ingot
#

it was around since 1975