#The Real Football (Soccer)
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Even if he is, some of these are obvious calls
It pains me to see him struggle this much though
He’s forcing it too much
for an old man, he still knows where to b and where to go
He's not washed yet but hes done at high level
Ronaldo 💔
lmaoooooo
wowww
no way he missed it
that was epic
OBLAK MY GOAT
I can’t believe it
that is a fantastic save
he read him so nice
Ronaldo is crying he gotta lock in theres still time left
I imagine a lot of his teammates look up to him, cool to see them come together like that
yes, agreed
never hear anything about CR being a bad teammate either
seems to b very encouraging and supportive of the youngers
damnn he just got tackled
shoulder block, deserved YC
I think Slovenia squeaks out in pens
Holy shit he just boxed that guy out and immediately hyped up the crowd
That was raw
you have to score that bro
I love it this is so tense
Great kick by Ronaldo
i want soccer to eliminate the dancing from the PK takers
1 motion forward, no stopping
oh dam, pressure is on now
Damn man Portugal just taking over
svn, not taking great kicks
Yea it almost feels too easy lol
good job by Slovenia, making it this far
i dont remember them ever, showing this well
Let’s go!!!
port v FR
my friend in France said, Rabiot is suspended
gonna have to start Camavinga
why is everyone going down in the US game?
Playing the ad with Pulisic saying "gotta prove the US doubters wrong" is so dirty
How did that not go in 😭
Need a Arda goal sometime this game 🙏
That sentence used to mean Arda Turan
He got fat as soon as he went to Barcelona unfortunately
The future is now 🤫
Another beautiful cross
Ref is swallowing his whistle today huh
No fouls either way
Where’s Çalhanoğlu btw
I don’t like Turkey parking the bus here
They’re not good at defending, Austria will find holes
The dark horses beat the dark horses
Holy shit that was one of the best saves I’ve ever seen
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anyone watched COPA tonight ?
brazil v colombia, ends in draw
now Brazil is 2nd.
has to play Uruguay
hottest team in the world
Futbol Americas show, is getting really serious about the usmnt
keller, gomez, and the host
I know it’s too much too ask but if Türkiye can somehow someway beat Netherlands, they’re definitely beating this pathetic English team in the semis
I don't think Ned is that strong
No way the actor acknowledged the memes lmao
Why wouldn't he. Toni is a legend.
Incredible
I've just seen that the pitches in the copa America are too small
That's hilariously shit
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Damn. Sick kicks. Shit team.
we been making fun of him, for him trying to b "cool" with shoes
and when he gets a ball that went out of bounds, he'll do a behind the back pass, or some other small, trick
Sick shoe line up
I'm more concerned about the fucking size of the pitches bro
What the fuck
they are using american football fields.
which are not wide enough.
also cause they hold more fans, so more ticket sales
also, lots of the choices have turf instead of grass.
so they have been laying grass on top of the turf.
which creates uneven surface and weird bounces
Tuning in now to Spain Germany
Clean goal
That one guy’s name is too close to Fernando Torres for my liking
That was the most obvious offside ever lol
I don’t like this Germany team
What was that tackle lmao
Germany had a golden opportunity there
Omgggg goal
Let’s go
That header ended up being perfect
Flagsmen don’t raise their flags for offside anymore huh?
Great header
That was sick
There was the last opportunity
Red card
How have we gone from +3 to 6 minutes
Nor long enough lmao it's so bad
They are required to change the stadiums for the World Cup
Ronaldo what was that
Every single toxic Ronaldo fan deserves this, I feel bad for the nice ones but it makes me happy knowing the toxic ones are crying now
It's coming home
Maybe it is coming home
Missed the game cause I was out
Yeah
If you can call this football
This game is what the Americans mean when they say soccer is boring and they’d rather watch paint dry
England and France this tournament
is someone gonna score?
theyve already played an extra 30+ minutes
with nothing going on
this is why we dont watch
pk time?
netherlands is always fun to watch
Sommer is washed💔
idk anything about anyone
but how do u miss a pk
how much time do u get to shoot
that was like a giannis ft
STOP DIVING LEFT
he almost got that one
It’s not like a ft, you have a goal keeper to worry about
Imagine if there was a guy putting a hand in your face while shooting ft
too bad for u
mental toughness
Worst game to do that
Stick around for the next game, it should be way more fun
120mins, is enough game play
well i just got home from... basically a work wedding
I don’t like extra time
and i dont intend on leaving this couch
Should go directly to penalties
copa does that
too much
Players are always too tired so they just slog through for 30 minutes
after group play in Copa, they go straight to PKs
dont act like ive never watched soccer before
i played it as a kid
i was in germany during the WC
ive tried
do u wanna go to a Chicago Fire game ?
uh
i wanna set up a group and tailgate
ok if theres food and beer
BYOB
Idk, they’re the home team, huge crowd advantage
The guy who scored the 2 goals last game got banned cause of the nationalist gesture
ok i havent changed the channel yet
Issue is Netherlands are good offensively while Türkiye have terrible defense
Güler the false 9
Impressed by Türkiye so far
These announcers’ pronunciation of Turkish players is driving me crazy
whatd you expect lol
There’s no ı sound in English so they’re pronouncing it like i
you should write them a letter
they are professionals and should know
ı and i look similar enough lol
British announcers never pronounce names based on how they’re pronounced in their language, they pronounce them how they would be pronounced if they were English words
Like how Stephen A pronounces Doncic
GOAL
Let’s goooo
its about time something happened
That was beautiful from Guler
Arda is him
Special special talent
no its not
It's coming to Spain
I can't wait for France to beat Spain
Then we're going to bore the tits off anyone who watches for the next two games
That was close
And you will all hate it
Depay is a bum lol
I don't know who that is
Worse than Guler
No idea
When he starts games next year he'll show his worth
Ancelotti prefers old people to start
No way that isn't a pen
GAME ON
Rip
Should've been Van de Ven scoring that😫
He’ll get his chance next year
Hopefully with better injury luck
Micky is on😍
Well crap
Yup
It was fun while it lasted Türkiye
looks like an OG
How much does Koeman hate Zirkzee
Cenk Tosun will score one
wow, 2 great chances there
Come on bro
Koeman is a fraud for not starting Van de Ven and Zirkzee
Turks should have scored 1 of them
Yeah
Cenk will score though, he always does, i have faith
Oh my god
Can’t waste all these chances
I knew I wasnt the only one who heard that reference lol
Netherlands Spain final 🙏
FUCKIN WASTED CHANCE AFTER CHANCE
i wouldnt say wasted..... they did great in creating chances
I don't see Netherlands winning against England if Koeman keeps this starting team out
if we lose to this trash france team i'm gonna be sick
ENG has not been good or impressive
NED neither, but, scoring more goals
Gakpo has set them apart from the rest
Just not much offense in the tournament as a whole
Owen Goal being the leading scorer says everything you need to know
people really hate messi so much they said euros>wc and then its been a terrible euros
Me coming back to see turkey out
Sets up the semi nicely for me and my Dutch housemate
Neither of us care about football
My greek friends will be happy though
If Brazil Uruguay isn't a great game my summer is ruined
Yeah they wasted the chances that they created
You know what though, I’m not too mad. They’re pretty young, they’ll be back
Unlike 2008 where they were all too old and didn’t make another tournament for 16 years
Colombia hasnt lost in 34 games or something like that
theyr super quality right now
they have high level skills, and high level conmebol grit and dark arts
Endricks gonna show out tonight💚
No extra time is a huge joke
i want URU to win in PKs
Damn Brazil is done
Dinho was right
Ref wont matter when Southgates terrorism ball is in full effect
HES HIM
Alright I'll eat my words Yamal is him unfortunately
We were hearing names like Endrick lmao
FR not being able to score a 2nd goal is a bit weird
Should have put in Giroud earlier
Give us our POTT
Can't wait for England to bore the fuck out of everyone and win the whole thing
I will feast on it.
What a beautfiul day, Spain and Argentina both into the final
How can we arrange for those two to play
In something more competitive than a friendly
If Spain win the Euros and Argentina win the Copa then they will play in the finalissima
Which is the game between the 2 winners
we used to have something called the,
Confederations Cup.
it was before the WC.
and it included every regions winners,
playing in a tournament.
it was awesome.
and usa was in it and did well.
but, idk how serious the other teams were taking it.
i dont even remember if this was a 1 off, or happened multiple times.
gotta research
Arda >
Just give it time
What does Arda do better besides bench warm?
i dont want it to come home.
so i need NED to stop it from happening
uru v colo is going to b fantastic
maybe vicious
nice
good choice Xep
damn Euro is 2PM for you guys?
wish i were you
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i was in amsterdam during the WC when it was in germany and the whole city just shut down
viewing parties everywhere
the heineken museum was empty lol
Not sure how the rules work but the Netherlands player hit Kanes foot after he shot for sure
What a save
Wow what a shot from number 11
Who’s that
Bro Kane needs to get his ass in the box
He’s a traditional 9, needs to play like it
Foden is getting shotsss off
Both n11s r good goal scorers
Foden, eng
Gakpo, ned
Yeah I was talking about Foden’s bazooka that hit the post
Why is Kane playing like a midfielder lmao
I see him in the mid circle more than the box
He always does that
Defenders usually won't follow him, so he can receive passes and get touches
I feel like it would solve a lot of this England team’s issues if he would play more like a traditional 9
And, he's a decent passer
That he is
Toney, they also.
He's more of the, stretch the defense and make both CBs worried all the time
That wasn't even a pen
English or Spanish
@long ingot I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
I wish there was a plan B already
Scared about the next bad decision
If England beats us football is dead
Can't wait to be boring as fuck for 95 mins and score in the 96th to have the least thrilling 1-0 final of all time.

why dont we just hire landon donovan
england himself
Guler needs to catch up
He will next year
this pregame ceremony is so random lol
I dont like how there arent fans behind the goal like other games
i used to like u
my dad is British bruh
I have no choice but to support
I like Spain
Vamos nicoooo
Just a reminder to you all. I exist purely to wind people up about football. I don't care. 
Legend.
Holy shit Yamal
Wow big save there
It was like 4-5 passes down the pitch and all of a sudden a score
It looks very close to an offside
Announcers couldn’t have been any less excited tho lol
Jesus lol
God simply does not want England to win a cup lol
No more terrorism football
@dapper dirge
Did you not see my earlier message?
I simply do not care lmao
I haven't watched a second of football the entire Euros

Wheres the other english guy
No I just wanna say congratulations
It was a good game
Spain the favorite for WC 2026 now?
Rodri Ballon d'or?
hahahahha
Big talk for a yank 
im pulling for Colombia
but seems like conmebol is "fixing" things for messi to win
James Rodriguez, please save me 🙏
lmao this shit isn't starting ahytime soon
Congrats Spain
@long ingot @sleek surge
Damn it
Scripted ass game
man i really wanted colombia to take it
same
dude was ugly crying
happy for him
is this how old heads feel when they're watching Jordan retiring for good?
this might be Messi's last international tournament
(inb4 dude lead Argentina to WC 2026)
Bring me those Real Madrid fan tears
What tears
Lmao Messi not getting on that bus saved him from years of PR nightmare (though I doubt he would have joined in, he might have even stopped them)
Hes coming
picking up another Romance language gonna be easy if you're french
Wow Yoro to Manchester United
The similarities between that and Ronaldo presentation were beautiful
He definitely watched it the night before lol
wow looks exciting
did we lose
lol thats a blowout in soccer bud
Losing 4-0 to Morocco is wild
Over half their players are ahead of US u23s
Some things never change
s'pain
Thursday.
First game in the big5 euro leagues
serie a is starting this weekend
some fresh kit with 2 stars
also Lauti stays until 2029
really making his case as one of Inter 🐐
TAKE THE 1 BILLION
😆
I wouldn’t even blame him if he did lol
Oh heck no.
1 BILLION is crazy
U can live in a different country, that's closeish and have your private jet fly u in for practice and games
1 billion is enough to buy a small country
Mbappe has arrived 🔥
i watched the last 15 mins or so.
but, gonna rewatch the 2nd half
other than Vini,
this RM team is very likeable
...other than, RM being the perfect example of what is wrong in soccer.
Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the new USMNT head coach
were they basically not afraid of Fulham at all
Ten hag ball is just unserious I think
they werent horrible, but, when u dont have a striker or forward out there, things r weird
Garnacho and Zirkzee both in the 61st min
Amad and Mount
55% possession for manU.
using 6 midfielders
Once they get Zirkzee it's a debate between him and Hojlund for who starts and then they start Bruno lol
i mean, id probably put Rashford up top with the lineup they used
Fulham, 13th last season.
a bit better than their usual 16 to 20
14 to 10th for this season, is reasonable
not getting the draw today, sucks. they need as many draws vs the top 10 teams as they can
You could do like dalot de ligt martinez shaw/mazraoui back line, mount Mainoo mid, rashford garnacho/diallo wing and Zirkzee Hojlimd up front
4-2-2-2 formation
would b only team in epl doing this formation
i dont think they have guys versitile enough for that
Yeah midfield would get torn apart
looking at all of the attackers, idk if any of them r starter quality.
is Sancho on manU permanently ?
if yea, then hes ur only for sure starter.
but even he should have a short leash.
Zirkzee, still needs to prove hes a high level guy
mids. Mainoo, McTominay, Mount, Bruno, Casemiro, Eriksen.
do any of them start on a top 6 team?
city, arse, lp, av, tott, chel, newC
that’s actually pretty cool
4-1 Al Hilal
Their Goalkeeper is so bad
No way you guys are actually talking about the sauid league.

Mallorca giving RM everything theyv got
No way this was a real edit
Chelsea buys Felix
an improvement over some starters, IMO
but, idk if the 4231 is still the best way forward for them
4132 maybe better
Give him the youtube d'or
AC Milan was poop today
Lost to Parma, newly promoted side
Pulisic got a goal, but, the team was bad
Atletico Madrid, im gonna follow this season.
theyr starting Sorloth and Alvarez up top today
awaiting them to start their A lineup. with some of these guys also starting.
Griezman, Gallagher, Lenglet, Gimenez, Llorente, Correa,
It's a new position and style if play
He will b fine
Chiesa to Liverpool was surprising
Would have thought, double that
he kinda fell off but not worth anywhere near that little
I agree.
And the fact that Juve doesn't have a replacement for him, makes it even more weird and unusual
him.
Great week for my fantasy team, Haaland hatrick + captain = week carried. Isak finally scored this season same with Eze and Joao Pedro. Finally not bottom of the league anymore
I thought I could succeed without Haaland
I just know if I ever pick him up he's either gonna start being mid or get injured
I barely try hard 😭 but that’s probably why I’m near the bottom of my league rn
This is a deep pull that I doubt any of you will remember
But I just saw a tiktok of this video
Classic clips of Morten Gamst Pedersen during his nine years at Blackburn Rovers.
Blackburn is my sisters team. And fuck me I absolutely loved mgp
Brazil missing someone
Real Madrid in the first half😴
Real Madrid in the second half💀
14 Yellow Cards
Bournemouth vs Chelsea
epl record
and i thought most of them were deserved
I'm sure Chelsea will struggle with choosing their squad once the yellow card suspensions kick in
they finally went with the all offense lineup, late in todays match
nkuku
sancho palmer felix
all together
Where would we be without Harvey Barnes
I had to look up who he was
You hear the screams? We get those cheers even away
That’s Newcastle fan dedication
if ur scoring 9 goals in my rec league,
ur getting ur knee wrecked
Lamine is on another planet
yea, he was working them
and, getting some hard fouls
has to learn and know when hes being hunted.
gotta avoid those fouls
The culture in Spain isn't great tbh, the players get offended and frustrated easily especially when its someone half their age doing it to them
nah, thats just normal futball to me
not going to let u cook and do moves and run free
I know but like it gets to a point where you gotta think about his saftey over the game
Be smart not reckless
yea, thats what im saying.
he has to see this.
not b afraid but,
when ur team is in control, no need to take fouls and risk things
Those villareal players looked like they were trying to injure him though
how can you avoid that
I just hope that he learns it before its too late
Dont need anymore Ansu Fati situations
pulisic scored
Atletico is shameful
Y r the fans mad ?
something else was happening or brewing ?
i thought that they actually went out and got some quality players before this season started
Because they're racist
maybe, they expected more wins
thats so dumb.
they have players on their own team, that are affected by their words/actions
and, like theyr saying on the broadcast.
they can call the game and give the win to RM
Game ended at 11pm local time
Nothing is better then a champions league day
I remember this match like it was yesterday
Wenger is right. There's nothing like anfield on a European night
I also remember the 2005 champions league final vividly
thank god Juve tied
just watched chelsea v n.forest match.
both GKs were fantastic.
4 or 5 saves each.
chelsea really should have scored a 2nd and won this.
really good match, if yall looking to fill some time during International Break
He sleep cuz soccer is boring 🪴🪴🪴
nice bait electro
🎣
First time Greece ever beat England I think
Yes
Hellas is having a good year.
Actually look like a competent team
Starters r all playing at known club teams. Mid-level even
Oh dam
I was just chatting with my friend in France.
He said the sports/soccer media was crushing him for skipping a Nations League matches, for rest
And then they found out he went clubbing
Now this.
It’s like almost every soccer globally known superstar is a PoS
I mean,
Kids in their 20s.
Millionaires.
Best shape of their lives.
Been told ur the golden kid all ur life.
Every sport, really
This is awful
But 1000%
Feels like most guys with money and power feel as if they’re untouchable
he's playing in the US league
bffr
it's like Giannis playing against Division 3
he'd average 100
mls dont dserve this hate

I meeeeeean
right??
It's kinda traaaash
its so much better, than all the haters think
Whilst I do agree btw that Messi is indeed the greatest footballer of all time....
The dodging the Premier League is foul
He's never done it on a rainy Monday night, stoke away.
the hacking league.
Now he's banging in hatricks in Miami
Nah it's soft these days 😂
was vs Bolivia
Compared to 20 years ago
haha.
the brutes are gone. but still, the tackles allowed r worse than most other leagues
yea. Bund and LaLiga, u dont see the same kind of tackles and take downs
Lol.
SerieA, depends on the match.
if its a rivalry game or for a top seed, it can get very physical
what about OG ronaldo
or Rene Higuita
hes kinda a big "what if" type guy
too bad he got mixed up with cartels
OG Ronaldo had done enough
there were kids looking up to him, wanted to be like him when he was that guy
TV broadcast, was seriously lacking.
Lots of 3 day delays.
Or someone had a VHS of a match
is this US only problem?
can't remember having that issue growing up
Yea, usa.
They didn't care about soccer.
Rarely had any matches in TV, or cable even.
Before all these streaming options.
Messi hatrick again
Real Madrid, has gone 42 games unbeaten in LaLiga
Barcelona has the record at 43 games unbeaten in LaLiga
the next match,
Real Madrid vs Barcelona
Miami has the MLS record now with that win, with most points in a season
...even tho they kinda broke all the rules and cheated, to get all of the messi N friends on the squad
Doesn't matter they still did it, Messi has another trophy and took the worst team to being the best team
i mean, it does matter.
might as well let every team in MLS do the same
and idk y others havent
messi, suarez, busquets, alba.
Christian Benteke being MLS top scorer is hilarious by the way. 😂😂
took him a few seasons to get acclimated.
too bad his team is poop.
and management is unserious right now
He was an absolute joke in the prem for palace
old school forward.
no workrate.
just wait as high as possible for service
I forgot he played for Liverpool too lmao
And villa
Just surprises me that such a sub standard striker top scored mls
I suppose messi and Suarez have eachother taking their goals though
But it's still hilarious
that was crazy
from 0-2 to 5-2 in 1 half
i was really proud of BVB in the first half too
cant even b mad at them.
RM, was just epic.
remembered that theyr a super team
In typical Madrid fashion lol
we are feasting on Saturday
Raphinia is cooking Vazquez and Lamine is cooking Mendy
Barca cooking
COME OUTSIDE VINI
Its his second hattrick, he's the best Brazlian in the world rn
Hang it in the louvre
Damn it Mendy
This is embarrassing 🤮
Aura beyond words
im just about to watch EL Classico
You're in for a good game my friend
First half was shaky, second half was where everything went down
Villa winning the ucl
what a game this was
Weah goal.
Weston 2 assists.
Finally
Apparently Vini getting ballndor and he ain’t even there
just the beginning
Good move by Madrid for not showing up
Shoutout man city too for the warning in advance
Ballon d'oro🇪🇦
They did show up
Vini was there
where is this ?
Bucks owner, Wes Edens, is part owner of Villa
yessir! that's the next stadium i want to catch a game at in england
heard birmingham is a nice city too
biggest in england besides london
Brum is a shite hole.
Surrounding areas are nice though.

i cant stand vinicious
im way behind for todays matches, and just saw the PK given to him
dont think id give that PK
Arda over whom ?
Ceballos
different types of player, yea?
True true but Arda is way better. He can play a lot of places he just needs to play
And Mbappe scammed us. He can go back to burger league lol
im in 50th min right now of RM v Milan
and watching lille v juve
doesnt seem like Pulisic or Musah are doing much in this one.
but, Musah is out there to run and chase Vini as the help/2nd defender

Tottenham playing like a bunch of high schoolers
Can't pass more than two times in a row without it getting taken away ffs
Stanford hit a shot from midfield to walk off Notre Dame and it may have caused a heart attack in the booth
walkoff
Right mate
I'm sorry but this is ridiculous
7 game suspension with something that should normally be handled internally and was already resolved for months
It's so obvious the fa wants us to lose
racist apologist?
He apologized and Son acknowledged it so I assume it was handled internally already
It just makes it worse that Antony and Greenwood never got anything from the fa for committing literal crimes
I think he should get some punishment but it should be handed by the team not the fa, and it shouldn't be 7 games ffs
Plus Enzo probably isn't gonna get any suspension for saying very similar things
I agree but it's just annoying how many inconsistencies there are with how suspensions are handled
Like there was a guy a couple years ago who had an animal abuse case and didn't get any punishment
this sucks
shit like this happens in all sports
fined and suspended if they say "no homo" (which they should)
no fine or suspension for SA or DV shit
Zoumaaaa
USA USA USA USA - JAM JAM
Soon 👀
Hahahahaha we own city
Imagine they're losing on purpose to prove rodri deserved the ballon d'or
Rodri did deserve the Ballon d'or
yall seen Mcity



