lmao, time to mine 💀
#calamity-update-talk
carmine pebble
opaque plume
wtf i cooked
lyric vortex
When da terraria build got bridges:
pulsar cobalt
you should learn how to program its so nice and wholesome 😊 💞
opaque plume
When da terraria build got bridges:
i like adding bridges to builds they look good
polar tide
you should learn how to program its so nice and wholesome 😊 💞
fuck no
opaque plume
i did it quite a lot lol
urban cloak
i like making little critters and lesser enemies that mesh well and interact with the environment
lyric vortex
i like adding bridges to builds they look good
Bridges and fences are so underrated
dusk bronze
i like making little critters and lesser enemies that mesh well and interact wit...
code my hogs
opaque plume
also i think the bellhome from silksong kinda gave me the idea to build a little home for my player also
urban cloak
code my hogs
done did that already
opaque plume
also i think the bellhome from silksong kinda gave me the idea to build a little...
more people should do this
urban cloak
not done the person i just realised that sentence can be interpreted that way
pulsar cobalt
done did that already
you should add me into calamity i think
mystic eagle
deft lily
not done the person i just realised that sentence can be interpreted that way
u mean doze
urban cloak
yeah im a doze alt account
dry whale
also i think the bellhome from silksong kinda gave me the idea to build a little...
we reached a point where houses for the terrarian are not common
deft lily
i knew it
dry whale
we are cooked
deft lily
anyways
rat
opaque plume
the silksong bellhome is something i just want to see from more games
calamity should add a music box that plays the conductor surgery psalm cylinder
dry whale
fatass
dry whale
calamity should add a music box that plays the conductor surgery psalm cylinder
now I shall ask you to stop talkimg abt silkson
atleast while I am here
opaque plume
no
dry whale
pwease
opaque plume
oh
dry whale
dude spoilers
opaque plume
😭
dry whale
umbara dies at the end of silksong
deft lily
yep
primal badge
anyways silksong ends by-
everyone dies
opaque plume
anyways silksong ends by-
hornet says "this has been a calamity" and the credits roll
grim pecan
@grave geyser fuck i can't tell you apart now
tropic jolt
dude spoilers
zote kills sherma
deft lily
<@515627927602200579> fuck i can't tell you apart now
hello not sunny
hard copper
qurriel helps you kill the silk song
grave geyser
<@515627927602200579> fuck i can't tell you apart now
one of us is litterally green
grim pecan
...right
tropic jolt
orang
pulsar cobalt
oh
deft lily
one of us is litterally green
what the fuck
tropic jolt
deft lily
ur a dev now
pulsar cobalt
oh crits orang now
urban cloak
we have to demote fluffy
pulsar cobalt
we have to demote fluffy
please do that
strip fluffy of their moderator powers
it would be Funny™
opaque plume
consume the auric soul of a moderator
deft lily
dont be yellow guys its not fun
fierce hearth
"What a Calamity!"
"That's right Daughter*†‡! Ha ha ha!"
"Roll those credits."
"I'm back!"
-# * no
-# † dont
-# ‡ fucking cunt
deft lily
anyways
congrats @grave geyser on dev
opaque plume
they have ascended beyond our control
lyric trellis
one of us is litterally green
Maybe she’s colorblind
urban cloak
now a knower
opaque plume
maybe i should return to wiki editing and somehow ascend through the ranks that way
deft lily
straight up testing it
lyric trellis
Crit forced to test Dynamic Pursuer
grave geyser
wait shit I have to balance rogue
grave geyser
Crit forced to test Dynamic Pursuer
it cant possibly be thaaat bad
opaque plume
when you get promoted to calamity dev and realize you actually have to develop now
grim pecan
time to rework dynamic pursuer (by removing it)
pulsar cobalt
🔥 ⁉️
deft lily
if i were a dev i would delete every boss besides ravager
deft lily
opaque plume
if i was a calamity boss i would delete everything except great sand shark
ok deadass why does great sand shark exist
like i genuinely dont think anyone would care if it got removed lol
deft lily
go my fabsol scapegoat
urban cloak
opaque plume
genuinely the most random thing to ever exist
opaque plume
so thats why you cant suggest new bosses lmao
urban cloak
ye olden days of 2018
lyric trellis
wait shit I have to balance rogue
Make it good
thorn pier
make it good by giving it ranged damage
dull heart
wait shit I have to balance rogue
:))
thorn pier
itll fix everything
grave geyser
Make it good
Sisyphean task
opaque plume
are there even any plans for great sand shark
dull heart
it's okay I'll make it good you just get to make it balanced
thorn pier
are there even any plans for great sand shark
postml shark
after polter
all you get
opaque plume
i assume it would get changes in sso
bc its related to sunken sea
but i dont think anyone would care if it got taken out back and shot
spice hound
Wasn’t there something about it being replaced with like an elder basilisk boss or something or am i insane
opaque plume
ive never heard of that but i wouldnt be surprised if those were the plans
urban cloak
those were indeed the plans (didn't realise they were public)
like many things though, stuck on the backburner
deft lily
iirc it was planned for sso part two but uhh
opaque plume
condemned to sso purgatory
deft lily
yeah
opaque plume
also if im reading the future content document right the next major update after hog wild has already been decided on right
dusk bronze
hello Owner
lyric trellis
Sisyphean task
Step 1: removal
dusk bronze
also if im reading the future content document right the next major update after...
internally yes
grave geyser
Step 1: removal
onto something
dusk bronze
we don't know what it is
opaque plume
yeah
i think the way updates are planned to be done is pretty smart tbh like have smaller updates like hog wild while more major updates are being worked on to keep people happy
opaque plume
yeah those were the people i was talking about earlier when i said some people genuinely expected yharon rework to be the next update
vocal kelp
kind of a crime he hasnt been killed yet tbh
opaque plume
i dont see yharon rework happening this year lol
dusk bronze
september 20th guys trust
opaque plume
if what im hearing about the spriter being on break is correct
dusk bronze
it shall be real
opaque plume
september 20th guys trust
yharon rework september 4th
deft lily
im pretty sure the yharon resprite was multiple people
opaque plume
yeah but isnt the main spriter dia
who is on break
i remember hearing smth like that
deft lily
idk
opaque plume
or at least thats whos going to animate yharon
dusk bronze
he's not on break just pretty busy with another game
he animated divine swine recently
deft lily
also like two of the other spriters that helped with yharon left a little while ago
opaque plume
maybe divine swine is the yharon resprite all along
dusk bronze
also like two of the other spriters that helped with yharon left a little while ...
are you talking about heart and enamoured
deft lily
idk who enamoured is
i was reffering to heart and tobias
tho idt tobias even helped with it
now that i think about it
dusk bronze
this is the version heart worked on
misty wren
ena was primarily an animator iirc, im pretty sure she did animations for hearts slime god resprites
dusk bronze
correct
deft lily
this is the version heart worked on
i see
still bluff
we have to demote fluffy
HUH
deft lily
fluffy execution tomorrow
dusk bronze
bast is no more more
ionic folio
i dont see yharon rework happening this year lol
I can confirm that, I've been unable to really do much Cal content lately since I've been extremely pre-occupied with my own modding project that I've been directing (YOMIH Beckerverse) and our roadmap is going to take us quite a ways into 2027 until we're complete
I've been trying to do as much Cal content as I can (Alcohols, next update content, Murasama stuff, etc.) but Yharon this year is VERY unlikely especially since, small spoiler, I've decided to do more iteration on the design/sprite posing since I feel like the current in-dev version still suffers from some issues the nearly 8 year old design has prevalent (general design will stay the same, just a different sprite)
barren nacelle
are you talking about heart and enamoured
Does anyone know what happened to Ena, she unfriended me and seemingly vanished everywhere and I’ve gotten like 0 info on what happened 
dusk bronze
i asked what happened and she didn't wanna talk about it
supposedly unrelated to cal
urban cloak
kind of a crime he hasnt been killed yet tbh
lotus flower or smth
tropic jolt
I've been trying to do as much Cal content as I can (Alcohols, next update conte...
we dont deserve you dia
opaque plume
I've been trying to do as much Cal content as I can (Alcohols, next update conte...
its only fitting that the character that started basically most of the significant lore events has a long build up to its rework imo i will gladly wait
i waited for silksong i can wait for this
that being said i do hope yharon gets a few touch ups to hold us until then
vocal kelp
this is the version heart worked on
im so waxed
vocal kelp
lotus flower or smth
I GUESS that SOME of the shit from the scales are SOMEWHAT important but its just this. remove gss and you will be rborn as a lotus flower
opaque plume
lotus flower boss when
vocal kelp
did you know? lotus flowers are aspirational because this si how they look before blooming
opaque plume
ozzatron health bar just appears
ionic folio
Btw here's a thing I made for my other project that I just finished yesterday:
(gotta plead my case somehow)
stone zephyr
opaque plume
maybe i should return to my spriting arc so i can sprite seal critters
every time i see cool animations like that im like i should return to spriting
tropic jolt
I will never understand how people can do this stuff animation just looks like the hardest thing ever 😭
opaque plume
im taking a general education class on disney and im like wtf they animated that shit on paper
me after i kill a 1930s animator by showing them the interstellar black hole
spark hearth
Nothing like a talented kid doodling in a flip book after class. Some animators really are incredibly gifted
grim pecan
Btw here's a thing I made for my other project that I just finished yesterday:
(...
you're the fucking goat dia
deft lily
Btw here's a thing I made for my other project that I just finished yesterday:
(...
holy fuck
peak
grave geyser
crazy
tropic jolt
now there are two of them...
mystic eagle
Okay I'm becoming Fluffy
grave geyser
Why are you a dev
dragged into rogue mines again
still bluff
you thought you were done with rogue testing?
grave geyser
as a matter of fact yes
orchid finch
What the hell is even going on in here anymore
tropic jolt
What the hell is even going on in here anymore
insanity
mystic eagle
dragged into rogue mines again
Your first task is to balance Slick Cane without removing it.
orchid finch
Your first task is to balance Slick Cane without removing it.
DIMINISHING DAMAGE INCREASE
💥
blazing field
i also have a pipeline of my own
by changing ym name into Owner im becoming ozzatron
when calamity is mine i'll finally unfurl my master plan and remove everything from the mod except the fishing content
earnest jewel
What percentage Ozzatron are you now?
dusk bronze
still bluff
cheese
mystic eagle
What percentage Ozzatron are you now?
200%
still bluff
kill rebecca calamity and you will be reborn as a lotus flower
earnest jewel
Good, good.
orchid finch
kill rebecca calamity and you will be reborn as a lotus flower
What
Fluffy you can't say that
earnest jewel
Make me head writer I will canonize Deerclops and nothing else.
mystic eagle
Kill Ozzatron Calamity and be reborn as Hornet
blazing field
sorry too late im killing rebecca calamity
orchid finch
Make me head writer I will canonize Deerclops and nothing else.
Not even DD2 content? 🥺
earnest jewel
Not even DD2 content? 🥺
No.
Only Deerclops. Everything else from Don't Starve is still not canon.
mystic eagle
Only Deerclops. Everything else from Don't Starve is still not canon.
What about Betsy?
earnest jewel
It will be Yharim's long lost sister.
Nobody cares about Betsy.
blazing field
i think he was pretty clear about it being only deerclops
spice hound
But what about chester and deerclops drops
dusk bronze
It will be Yharim's long lost sister.
Nobody cares about Betsy.
finally
yharher
still bluff
none of the drops are canon it's just dderclops
blazing field
only deerclops
earnest jewel
See, you get it.
spice hound
Not even deerclops mask or trophy/
blazing field
only deerclops
earnest jewel
No. Just Deerclops.
mystic eagle
i think he was pretty clear about it being only deerclops
Okay then I will become a dev to decanonise Deerclops and instead canonise Betsy
blazing field
Owner dosen't allow it
earnest jewel
Ozzatron 2 you need to hire me twice.
spice hound
No I’ll become a dev and decannonise everything except make etherian lightning bugs and ogre trophy canon
mystic eagle
Ozzatron 3 hire my fourth alt account
mystic eagle
No I’ll become a dev and decannonise everything except make etherian lightning b...
Why are you removing the cannons?
dusk bronze
remove the last reason to buy anything from the pirate
blazing field
as Owner we're adding more pirates to calamity mod
You know the pirate npc? yeah there's just gonna be a 2nd one
a second, separate pirate npc
dusk bronze
as Owner we're adding more pirates to calamity mod
what a blunder
blazing field
We're also adding two other pirate events
mystic eagle
a second, separate pirate npc
Amidias' lost cousin
blazing field
so there's pirate invasion, pirate rebellion, and pirate invasion 2
there's also gonna be a pirate subworld
spice hound
Replace post-dog buffed moon events with buffed pirates
blazing field
yharim's also replaced with Supreme Pirate Captain btw
pulsar cobalt
a second, separate pirate npc
he should be called something to communicate hes like the original pirate but better. like king of the piates. and lets also make him lore important and have a unique name.
earnest jewel
Is Deerclops still canon?
earnest jewel
he should be called something to communicate hes like the original pirate but be...
He's a piece of the pirate crew, but he's number one...
mystic eagle
Xeroc = Ghost of the Flying Dutchman theory
dusk bronze
he should be called something to communicate hes like the original pirate but be...
he should have a long beard
spice hound
Deerclops is now turned into a cannon
opaque plume
deerclops should be turned into a lotus flower
i like calling replacing any boss that
blazing field
they should turn yo mama into a lotus flower
opaque plume
lotus flowering them
spice hound
Plantera should be turned into a lotus flower
polar tide
meow meow meow meow meow meow
spice hound
Miau
deft lily
meow meow meow meow meow meow
tropic jolt
😾
orchid finch
meow meow meow meow meow meow
Pets you with joy
dull heart
Hi
spice hound
Random question: since theres going to be a golden piggy (I’m pretty sure) how much will it be worth since base piggy already drops a lot of money, so will golden piggies be even more valuable, or are piggies going to be changed to drop less money?
earnest jewel
You would sell your hogs!?
dull heart
worth at least one golden piggy
spice hound
Also is horrible hog going to be like a mini-boss like giant clam and get a trophy and relic or not
dull heart
it will be horrible
spice hound
How horrible😨
boreal edge
meow meow meow meow meow meow
NOT the meower
dry whale
meow meow meow meow meow
deft lily
thorn pier
well youre the Owner you should know
blazing field
Tgats true.
spice hound
I’d assume it’d get a Horrible Hog Banner then if its just a special rare enemy
opaque plume
nobody ever asks why the hog is horrible
what did it do to deserve that
it just wants to be a hog
spice hound
Its horrible because of what it did
opaque plume
the hog incident
dusk bronze
the hog incident
tropic jolt
🐗
opaque plume
benevolent boar when
spice hound
Pretentious Porker
opaque plume
perilous pig
kindred night
meow meow meow meow
spice hound
blazing field
I’d assume it’d get a Horrible Hog Banner then if its just a special rare enemy
Prob one of those enemies you get a banner on 25 kills instead of 50 or smth
blazing field
benevolent boar when
Divine swine:
The divine swine and his benevolent boars
Enemies to the horrible hog and his warmongering warthogs
grave geyser
the oranganing
dusty tinsel
there are two fluffy devs they need to destroyed
spice hound
Uhhhh profaned guardians so they aren’t just smaller providences
arctic cliff
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
Lunarian Bow line
dusk bronze
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
hydrothermic gear
kindred night
pbg weapons
deft lily
five little ozzatrons jumping on the bed
steel pike
Hi
opaque plume
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
scal visuals
honestly a scal visual overhaul is something i can see happening decently soon because it would just be respriting and adding effects to a few of her projectiles basically
but idk
most of the fight is already visually good tho
brothers and maelstrom especially
and the new arena
spice hound
Scal is probably the most finished fight in the mod rn but it could still be tweaked
opaque plume
i mean mainly just some projectiles need new sprites
barren nacelle
hydrothermic gear
Melee weapons redone (Fault Line into a Thrown Flail style Misc. Melee and Vulcanite Lance into a rogue weapon because it would just be better off that way)
Ore Yoyos and Spears my beloathed
Also scoria would just be better off as a raw material without a bar / ore system
dusk bronze
Ore Yoyos and Spears my beloathed
barren nacelle
I also did Greatbow but I didn't like it
opaque plume
i mean mainly just some projectiles need new sprites
i think mainly for me even though the bullet hell projectiles were last resprited in 1.5 they feel too static
they kind of feel out of place when you look at them and the blast projectiles
spice hound
I will say I do wish that scal’s bullet hells actually weren’t just projectile spam but rather had actual patterns so dodging everything is something you can learn moreso rather than chaotically trying to dodge everything
opaque plume
yeah
barren nacelle
pbg weapons
Genuinely one of the most forgettable weapons in the mod
rare tinsel
hey diseased pike has a very solid place in my heart
as the weapon that made ravager not doodoo dogshit ass
because it was programmed incorrectly
rare tinsel
fuck
high scaffold
"Plague"
Look inside
Bees 2
opaque plume
Ore Yoyos and Spears my beloathed
i think all ore melee weapons in vanilla need stuff to make them actually useful
who the fuck has ever used any hardmode ore broadsword
rare tinsel
i used cobalt broadword in a post-cultist nohit
barren nacelle
Virulence with or without goo
high scaffold
i think all ore melee weapons in vanilla need stuff to make them actually useful
It may be fixed in 1.4.5.7
rare tinsel
wait no this is in context of vanilla
opaque plume
i used cobalt broadword in a post-cultist nohit
wait why lol
rare tinsel
✨ It was bugged ✨
opaque plume
oh lol
rare tinsel
at the time Cobalt Sword and Cobalt Naginata reduced a struck target's DEF by 25% for 8 seconds after the hit
But due to a developer oversight, defense is not raised again when the effect expires
So hitting just once was like, I think 10 defense purged for free
high scaffold
Did it stack?
rare tinsel
It doesn't stack with itself but it stacks with other sources of defense reduction
I was using a weapon which really suffers from defense so it really mattered
rare tinsel
No I was using a different weapon for that
spice hound
Virulence with or without goo
Now that I think about it what is the goo on some of the plague weapons if the plague itself is actually a bunch of nanomachines
barren nacelle
nanomachine goo
misty wren
But due to a developer oversight, defense is not raised again when the effect ex...
this was fully intended wasnt it
or was it a vanilla thing that they had that
rare tinsel
it was completely unintended
it was a calamity buff the calamity team messed up
i think it was changed since then
vagrant wind
violently explodes
spice hound
💥
deft lily
what? no, dude!
rare tinsel
omg hi
deft lily
teal bone
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
Great Sand Shark set stuff?
teal bone
Melee weapons redone (Fault Line into a Thrown Flail style Misc. Melee and Vulca...
cool stuff!
uncut girder
hello all, my friend and I are going to try out the new brainstorm update and I'd like to know if there's some interesting ranger weapons (both early and hardmode) that yall would rec trying to build towards? I saw there's like a melee spin gun
lapis oak
hello all, my friend and I are going to try out the new brainstorm update and I'...
Pre-boss: Spark Spreader, Wulfrum Blunderbuss
Post-DS: Reed Blowgun
Post-EoC: Crackshot Colt, Pumpler
Post-Evils 1: Magna Cannon, Opal Striker, Dragoon Drizzlefish, Firestorm Cannon, Slagfire Douser
Post-Evils 2: Bullet-Filled Shotgun, P-TSL: Short Circuit, Shadethrower
Post-Skeletron: M1 Garand
Post-SG: Overloaded Blaster
Post-WoF: Meowthrower, Nitro Express Rifle, P90, Polaris Parrotfish, Thermocline Blaster, Midas Prime, Flak Toxicannon
Post-Mech 1: Buzzkill, Speed Blaster, Hellborn, R-PMA: Holofibre Immolator
Post-Mech 2: Titanium Railgun, Adamantite Particle Accelerator, Mineral Mortar
Post-Clone: Animosity, Havoc's Breath
Post-Plantera: Wildfire Bloom, Hydra, Arc Nova Diffuser, Arietes 41
Post-Aureus: Aurora Blazer
Post-Leviathan: Leviatitan, Flak Kraken
Post-Golem: Nullification Pistol, Rubico Prime
Post-PBG: The Hive, Blight Spewer, B-GSS: Nidhogg
Post-Cultist: Dead Sun's Wind, Scorpio, Spectralstorm Cannon
thorny glacier
meow
hardy gulch
I lowkey thought the Sulphurous Sea had 3 crate variants for a second
vagrant wind
🐌
thorny glacier
🎷 🐌
solemn crest
quasi nimbus
distant raft
does cal add any rare clouds
urban cloak
nope
high scaffold
The post ml mage weapons reworks are so cool and powerful
Also some being retiered
slate folio
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
Aquatic scourge weapon drops or astral ore gear
vagrant wind
yesterday
frail owl
miaw
main estuary
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
anarchy blade
frail owl
someone give me something from cal that they'd want redesigned
meowthrower to wiresthrower
solemn crest
thorny glacier
urban cloak
(And what for)
tester
hardy gulch
i noticed that the block pallete of the entire Sunken Sea is a lot more vibrant
grim pecan
calamity modwould not exist without merkalto
hardy gulch
meowthrower to wiresthrower
meowthrower to havoc belcher and its just a wall of flesh themed flamethrower that belches flames with a similar pallete to essences of havoc
terse dew
calamity modwould not exist without merkalto
this might be true actually
butterfly effect
earnest jewel
I can't believe Merkalto made Calamity Mod.
high scaffold
Me when calamity update talk will have a calamity update to talk about
solemn crest
Hog tomorrow
lyric trellis
(And what for)
The doze checker (first thing they did was confirm another doze rework was broken)
dull heart
true
dense sundial
Has Cal just not had any testers for the past however many months
solemn crest
If anything doze reworks need to be buffed they’re underpowered /j
dull heart
Has Cal just not had any testers for the past however many months
It has not had enough
we just finally had enough proof to show we really did need more without a doubt
dense sundial
I guess that need was bound to come up after coder debt kept turning testers into coders
vagrant wind
dedicated tester role when
deft lily
dedicated umbara role when
vagrant wind
infinity years
solemn crest
dedicated when
barren nacelle
Dedicated Umbara execution when
deft lily
Dedicated Umbara execution when
😔
vagrant wind
0 seconds
deft lily
its opposite day
wicked halo
To the skull.
wicked halo
its opposite day
No it isn't.
solemn crest
That doesn’t prove it
deft lily
No it isn't.
yes it is*
polar tide
i woke up to my cat laying on my chest and purring in my face
solemn crest
Umbarathrower when
deft lily
i woke up to my cat laying on my chest and purring in my face
which cat
polar tide
castiel
solemn crest
Kitty?
deft lily
❤️
deft lily
kibby
solemn crest
deft lily
anyways on second thought can someone shoot me in my fucking head im tired asf
solemn crest
💥 🔫
deft lily
thank you
solemn crest
👍
deft lily
consequences of staying up all night
solemn crest
Tbf I think it’s been harder to sleep
wicked halo
anyways on second thought can someone shoot me in my fucking head im tired asf
I offered to do it and you didn't want to.
solemn crest
https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435
This is the mentality behind horrible hog btw
tropic jolt
he is coming he is coming he is coming there is no escape he is coming he is coming hog is coming
frail owl
hi there rock guy
tropic jolt
rock or stone
frail owl
uh stone in hindsight
distant raft
what about mineral
twin juniper
Aporkalypse tomorrow
dusty tinsel
I am the horrible hog
barren nacelle
Calamity needs testers you saaaay 👀
thorny glacier
he is coming he is coming he is coming there is no escape he is coming he is com...
we're safe for now
earnest jewel
Foolishness. You merely slew one head of the hydra of swine.
thorny glacier
well something had to be done!
barren nacelle
It will split into many more fool!
earnest jewel
Not enough. Not nearly enough.
twin juniper
barren nacelle
Why is it brown
thorny glacier
oh shoot
earnest jewel
Why is it brown
It's old.
barren nacelle
An old hog you say…
earnest jewel
I say, I say.
tropic jolt
the rot
thorny glacier
what is fargo's souls mod squirrel doing there
twin juniper
Couldn’t find amidias with text version in my gallery
earnest jewel
what is fargo's souls mod squirrel doing there
A hog at heart.
thorny glacier
😭
twin juniper
Banished baron will return in hog wild
viral veldt
Old duke rework
mystic eagle
Banished baron will return in hog wild
Outer Hogs
earnest jewel
The Terrible Tusked will return in Hog Wild.
dusty tinsel
Angry birds should add horrible hog
twin juniper
they should get their own game too
white aurora
horrible hog EX
tropic jolt
ultimate hog
twin juniper
Champion of swine
viral veldt
Wrath of the hogs
earnest jewel
Add Withering Blowhog to Calamity.
frail owl
great tusk
dusty tinsel
Wires hog
frail owl
tropic jolt
unleash the hogs of war
the borders have been lined with an impenetrable wall of swine
hardy gulch
THIS THING MUTATED FURTHER
mystic eagle
Same energy as
hardy gulch
i had to transfer that abomination to fargo's because why has it got to this extent
tropic jolt
this goes hard
hardy gulch
yeah no the permafrost one is more uhhhh palateable
earnest jewel
Will Fargo add a Soul of the Hog?
mystic eagle
twin juniper
neo
orchid jacinth
messed up
iron dew
what the FUCK is going on
hardy gulch
I swear those 2 green and orange eyes reminded me of eyes from the Ultrablivion boss fight from 1.1 era Avalon
iron dew
Will Fargo add a Soul of the Hog?
No
earnest jewel
Yes.
iron dew
im sorry but i cannot let that happen
twin juniper
They should make hog armor set so fargo dlc is forced to add hog enchantment
iron dew
I hope they don't..
grim pecan
i think javyz would be all for hog enchantment
twin juniper
thorny fjord
IV drip on the hogs
iron dew
i think javyz would be all for hog enchantment
i'd be surprised if he was
twin juniper
IV drip on the hogs
Notice how they both buff your damage
dusty tinsel
Injecting horrible hog directly into my blood stream
south lily
i think javyz would be all for hog enchantment
What are you talking about
iron dew
😭
vivid hemlock
insane
dusty tinsel
Hog enchantments
twin juniper
Attacking inflict mutant fang to both you and enemies
distant raft
what would mutant fang on enemies even do
dull heart
Turns them into a hog after 7 seconds
slate folio
Why the hell is cookie clicker there
versed heart
Old duke rework
Could be named Hunt of the old Hog
deft lily
six seven
tropic jolt
twenty two
opaque plume
hogtalyst
modern grove
sixty seven th
solemn crest
Calamity Overhog???
left sequoia
sixty seven th
🍅
mystic eagle
Why the hell is cookie clicker there
Draedon bought Cookie Clicker factories for production
He got so addicted he became addicted to the addiction of cookie clicker addiction
distant raft
mystic eagle
he'd https://youtu.be/k8Fsbevhsdw
Best not ask what is happening here
tropic jolt
what you dont like waiting 3 years to make progress?
solemn crest
Once you reach like your third ascension it’s basically impossible to get one of the achievements btw
mystic eagle
Once you reach like your third ascension it’s basically impossible to get one of...
Which
solemn crest
I think it’s you have to ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies baked
And by your third ascension you just cannot get it that precise
mystic eagle
Well you can always do a challenge ascension
distant raft
^
tropic jolt
I would probably finish cookie clicker if the 27,777 gold cookies achievement didnt exist
mystic eagle
Real ones have true neverclick
solemn crest
Dude, on god I despise Just Plain Lucky
I had my shit idling for like 3 days straight and never got it
And my gf got it in 10 minutes
solemn crest
Draedon Clicker
tropic jolt
thats what I would say if power cells werent already a really annoying idle game
solemn crest
Power cell clicker confirmed?
hasty tangle
I think it’s you have to ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies baked
nah
thats totally doable
you just need to be careful
mystic eagle
thats totally doable
Not really if you have like 5 trillion cookies per second upon rebirthing
solemn crest
I forgot to do it on my first couple ascensions and eventually I got to a point where I was like 5.2 quintillion for just clicking
hasty tangle
Not really if you have like 5 trillion cookies per second upon rebirthing
they have the fresh start setting
mystic eagle
Yes buut I already mentioned that
solemn crest
Yeah but then I have to do all of that over again to get other achievements
-# omfg I just realized I could just export the save file
hasty tangle
no
fresh start doesnt erase your save
its specifically for getting those achievements that are hard/impossible on subsequent runs
solemn crest
Ohhh I see
hasty tangle
like the speed baking ones, since those become unfairly easy
solemn crest
-# speed baking is easy anyway so once I got that I just reset lol
distant raft
doesnt 3 either need a cf on golden cookie 2 or an autoclicker and frenzy on golden 1
solemn crest
Not sure. Pretty sure I got a frenzy on my second cookie so checks out
Frenzy’s the x777 clicks right?
solemn crest
Yea I got clicking frenzy and just obliterated my index and middle finger lol
But eventually that game just got to the point where I set up my pantheon for wrinkler idling and would forget about it for like a week at a time
hasty tangle
there will be so many cookies that they will collapse under the weight into a black hole, promptly destroying the earth (and all hogs) along with it
solemn crest
Reject Cookie Clicker, embrace Universal Paperclips
grave geyser
What’s wrong with cookies
solemn crest
Paperclips better
tropic jolt
there will be so many cookies that they will collapse under the weight into a bl...
we will simply purchase an antimatter condenser
solemn crest
Woe, You be upon ye
tropic jolt
the baker cannot be stopped
hasty hawk
Reject Cookie Clicker, embrace Universal Paperclips
reject both, praise Virtual Fisher
vivid hemlock
blows you up
kindred night
gets saved by dodge accessory
tropic jolt
we need to get you to 6+7 tomato reactions
solemn crest
kill all mages
Warm pillow for you tonight
vagrant wind
those who know
deft lily
crows who mow
thorn pier
🦶 🦉 👃
kindred night
foot owl nose
solemn crest
🏹 2️⃣ 🙅♂️
kindred night
bow two no
white aurora
🌹🫵 🌨️
polar tide
you guys are conducting psychological studies on haileyy
tropic jolt
deft lily
tropic jolt
wires anakin stone
deft lily
correct!
dusk bronze
dull heart
doze zoze
dusk bronze
zoze doze
solemn crest
zeze dodo
vagrant wind
calamity
deft lily
doze who knows
mystic eagle
Doze who doesn't know
dusty tinsel
Doze who
mystic eagle
Doze Mama
tropic jolt
doze is ai
solemn crest
doze doze doze your boat
barren nacelle
DozeGPT! Generate me a weapon rework that everyone in r/CalamityMod_ is sure to love!
tropic jolt
mysterious underscore of despair
barren nacelle
Beep boop! Generating you the best weapon rework that everyone will love to pair with their QoL mods!
dull heart
excuse me that's my line
barren nacelle
Yes sir sorry sir
dull heart
beep boop! Reworking all weapons to do self damage when Alchemist NPC is installed
lyric vortex
Wait alchemist NPC is disliked?
hasty tangle
yeah
cuts out a LOT of the game if you use everything in it
and provides normally unobtainable buffs
lyric vortex
Oh I forgot it does more than just potions
Doesn't it also have like a lumberjack and a guy who sells all types of treasure bags and ores and shit?
hasty tangle
lumberjack is fargo's mutant
but operator (the one that sells the bags), is alchnpc, yes
tropic jolt
patreonGPT, generate me a donor weapon that all the calamity developers will love!
generating... generating...
generation complete! your new donor weapon is...
amber egret
toilet gun
agile latch
4k
opaque plume
spirit mod reference
spice hound
Woah big eleumphant
opaque plume
if i had a nickel for every funny elephant added to popular terraria mods in 2026...
vivid hemlock
mega mammoth dragon in the flesh
dull heart
me
amber egret
you fool
earnest jewel
Now we need it in 8k... like some kind of mega mammoth.
grave geyser
no no no no this cant be real
why cant it be
dull heart
can i shoot it
dull heart
Now we need it in 8k... like some kind of mega mammoth.
256k elephant when
opaque plume
its crazy how the idea of every mod having a sort of iconic animal enemy like horrible hog turned into there should be a mod with seal/sea lion critters which turned into a fucking full ass mod idea in my head(which is never happening unless i somehow become insanely goated at terraria modding)
grave geyser
can i shoot it
I dunno do you have a liscence to own firearms lets start there
amber egret
2048k elephant
opaque plume
32 bit integer limit elephant
dull heart
I dunno do you have a liscence to own firearms lets start there
what if i was thinking with a camera
dull heart
32 bit integer limit elephant
2147483k elephant
grave geyser
what if i was thinking with a camera
idk add split mod support
vivid hemlock
elumammoth
grim pecan
he will be shot with a gun
amber egret
Galleumphant
urban cloak
the archnemesis of horrible hog
its true
teal bone
inshallah he will be ground into a fine dust
dull heart
Matthew 6:24: "Thou shalt not serve Hog and Mammoth"
repent for this and return to hog
south lily
we all adding big schnozzy creatures
south lily
bro
grim pecan
ok sorry
south lily
i'm busy making cool minibosses that reward exploration and shit
we're so exploration pilled
in my big 2.0 mod you will be able to epxlore
opaque plume
explore my mod.
grave geyser
exploration in the boss rush game? its more likely than you might think
opaque plume
horrible my hog
dull heart
i'm busy making cool minibosses that reward exploration and shit
they should reward exploration through bacon
grim pecan
when 2.0 releases i'm taking like a 4 monh break to play it
dull heart
bacon is a great reward
south lily
i saw the hog commits earlier and thought that was hog
rough ruin
bacon is a great reward
Bacon 🥓
vivid hemlock
inshallah he will be ground into a fine dust
only acceptable fate
it must be punished
vivid hemlock
fargos upscale
iron dew
2.0 will be huge
south lily
2.0 will be huge
it's hard to really grasp how much it is since such a small percentage of it has been shown
amber egret
could you give an estimate of how many items changed or are added in 2.0
south lily
there will be a lot of surprises
south lily
could you give an estimate of how many items changed or are added in 2.0
it would be easier to name the items that haven't changed than the ones that have
and i can't think of any off the top of my head
amber egret
okay how many items are remaining the same
south lily
can't think of any, but there's probably a few examples
for additions
the amount of weapons in the mod will definitely more than double, for one
but this is #calamity-update-talk
hasty tangle
ehh, not like this channel is on topic most of the time
we were talking about cookie clicker earlier
south lily
it's hard to really grasp how much it is since such a small percentage of it has...
and many more months of development left
amber egret
this channel is kinda just general but cal mod stuff is teased here soemtimes
iron dew
it would be easier to name the items that haven't changed than the ones that hav...
are there even any that havent changed? i feel like we've done something to atleast every item in the mod
south lily
yeah can't think of any
agile latch
elephant killed
buoyant pulsar
Virulence with or without goo
woah is it like a scalpel
south lily
generally all of the weapons have a lot more effort put into them for starters
midnight did a lot of that 
iron dew
:D
buoyant pulsar
Melee weapons redone (Fault Line into a Thrown Flail style Misc. Melee and Vulca...
have you considered becoming a developer
south lily
midnight is a developer
buoyant pulsar
genius
iron dew
you too lol
oh im a developer alright, just not a calamity one!
earnest jewel
Oh yeah? What's the difference?
strong isle
4k
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869635151469117490/1323398315743645837/ezgif-4-bee9cc57db.gif
polar tide
if you dont like my fat kitten then just die
pale nova
How do I beat the new devourer of gods I'm legit only on expert revengance and hes hard af
buoyant pulsar
if you dont like my fat kitten then just die
i will die with a smile on my face
tropic jolt
dawg what the hell are you playing
polar tide
How do I beat the new devourer of gods I'm legit only on expert revengance and h...
dodge his attacks and hit him until his health is 0
vivid hemlock
use a horoscope
polar tide
wrong channel 🫶
pale nova
wrong channel 🫶
What channel?
polar tide
pale nova
You could of just said...
exotic axle
i'm busy making cool minibosses that reward exploration and shit
My beautiful son
south lily
Our beautiful chud son,..,,.
exotic axle
OURS!!!
solemn crest
Wait alchemist NPC is disliked?
Prisma’s juicebox better
barren nacelle
have you considered becoming a developer
If it only it were that easy 
I did an app 2 months ago but didn’t make the cut, I’ve been working to improve ever since
vivid hemlock
never back down never what
solemn crest
Wait there’s applications?
iron dew
Our beautiful chud son,..,,.
what if our beautiful chud son had a gun?
tropic jolt
beautiful hog
exotic axle
what if our beautiful chud son had a gun?
It’s like a messy parental situation but we all love him
barren nacelle
never back down never what
Never give up
earnest jewel
Wait there’s applications?
In the dead of night the chosen are visited by three ghosts who put them through the Trials.
solemn crest
Ok google how to get chosen
earnest jewel
None quite know how to achieve the divine blessing of the Ozzatron monks.
solemn crest
MR EASTTT???
opaque plume
Ok google how to get chosen
consume the auric soul of a developer
ozzatron is zeratros
solemn crest
Kitty!
opaque plume
consume ozzatrons auric soul
polar tide
i love kittys
low elm
kitty!
barren nacelle
Alex you are kitty
polar tide
holy shit
final pine
split ginkgo
Im an ozzatron because a prophecy told me ozzatrons are the reckoning
vagrant wind
solemn crest
tropic jolt
severe coral
fathom girder
Hey guys crashin' the party what's uppp how're you guys DOING oh my god I brought donuts WHERE'S THE PUNCH haha right guys
...guys
Is this thing on
tropic jolt
silence
dull heart
🦗
spark hearth
?
tropic jolt
!
hasty tangle
<:ozzatron:1455887229045178388> !
metal gear alert sound effect
vagrant wind
evil will always triumph over good
tropic jolt
avatar of emptiness
main estuary
i can't take this image seriously
tropic jolt
i can't take this image seriously
i-.. what...?
cinder mural
"Kill 7 billion people."
barren nacelle
He just does that
tropic jolt
weird wish but ok
main estuary
"Kill 7 billion people."
wanting to fight the strongest warrior is apparently a death wish
cinder mural
He just does that
nah
that's the twist of every wish
twin juniper
This is my oc original character vile pig it can teleport and evil
cinder mural
"i want to be a super hero!"
"Kill 7 billion people."
cinder mural
wanting to fight the strongest warrior is apparently a death wish
i mean
yeah
main estuary
"i want to be a super hero!"
"Kill 7 billion people."
*i want to rule a kingdom!"
"Kill 7 billion people."
cinder mural
trying to fight a pink bubble gum with a apparent black hole inside him is a death wish
main estuary
true
he has an appetite crazier than goku does
hasty tangle
"Kill 7 billion people."
dude plague inc is like 99 cents on the app store
just get that and then you could kill as many people as you want
lazy ass
main estuary
^ but do it in secret because people will create crazy cures for your stuff
dull heart
hi
hasty tangle
barren nacelle
Here is official micorrhiza concept art trust me I'm Crispy
spice hound
That looks pretty horribly hogtastic
main estuary
how does somebody fumble that badly 😭
rare tinsel
It wasn't a fumble
amber egret
see they knew ikea was a really big freeroam so they decided to spice it up and add some landmines
source: me
cosmic pelican
i dont know if this is a new update or something but i cant charge attack on weapons anymore
is that normal or is my game somehow broken
twin juniper
i dont know if this is a new update or something but i cant charge attack on wea...
what kind of charge
dusk bronze
on melee weapons
which ones
cosmic pelican
most of them
dusk bronze
most of them
example?
cosmic pelican
you saying thats never been a thing in calamity?
dusk bronze
i'm trying to get any context
cosmic pelican
like the wind blade having its strong attack pulling enemies in and shooting multiple wind charges out
dusk bronze
yeah that's not a thing
cosmic pelican
wut
polar tide
like the wind blade having its strong attack pulling enemies in and shooting mul...
youre thinking of the mage weapon lol
cosmic pelican
nono
polar tide
i think
twin juniper
when something weird happen blame it on overhaul
dusk bronze
✅
polar tide
a melee weapon that actually has a "charge" secondary function is hellkite. see if that works. im pretty sure wind blade has never had a function like that
polar tide
?
dusk bronze
nobody said that
dusty tinsel
Rogue weapons do
dusk bronze
it's just not universal
dull heart
very few melee weapons ever had that before this February
polar tide
you're almost definitely thinking of rogue weapons i think
cosmic pelican
ok so for me i had to hold down right click on almost all the melee weapons, then a bar would appear above my head going to full charge. then releasing would do a higher amount of dmg and kb, usually with an added effect in relation to that weapon
polar tide
thats rogue
dull heart
yeah that's just not a calamity thing
polar tide
well. the bar appears below you and you dont hold a button. but
cosmic pelican
some mystery mod??
tf
like ive had that the entire time
even on the copper broadsword
dull heart
sounds like some melee visual effects mod
polar tide
okay yeah thats not calamity lol
dull heart
or terraria overhaul
polar tide
if u like weapons that function like that though i recommend reworked oathsword line and hellkite
dusk bronze
and holy collider
cosmic pelican
no not really it was only good for the actual swords themselves
and the bonus it gave them
polar tide
well. you should use oathsword line anyway cuz it rocks
cosmic pelican
ill give it a try haha
thorn pier
well. you should use oathsword line anyway cuz it rocks
only devil devastation rock
the others 👎
thorn pier
chud statement
once u use devil devastation the downgrades look so boring and lame
lean relic
some mystery mod??
I am thinking
Are you using MEAC mod
polar tide
dusk bronze
once u use devil devastation the downgrades look so boring and lame
that is why they are called downgrades
thorny glacier
https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-agu-cute-seal-seal-clap-gif-7994364550...
kitty!🥰
polar tide
big fat kitty 🫶
arctic cliff
spice hound
Such a sillly kitter
fierce hearth
Me when I smell
arctic cliff
modern grove
Sixty Seven million dead people
spice hound
Twenty Two billion dead people
lucid lantern
https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-agu-cute-seal-seal-clap-gif-7994364550...
what a weird looking dog
lucid lantern
Twenty Two billion dead people
native thistle
Billions must eat cement
spice hound
Billions must be slain by the horrible hog’s horrific hooves
high mason
so apparently even defeating one of the exo mechs still gives me 10fps
win or lose draedon gives me 10fps after the battle
cosmic pelican
I am thinking
Are you using MEAC mod
I was using a mod called melee effects
It’s recently been removed for some reason
And I think that might have added it
plush carbon
WHITELAMITAS WILL BE NO MORE
coarse hornet
WHITELAMITAS WILL BE NO MORE
Who turned the ash skinned baddie into a white woman
Like ok, she can't cook for shit, but atleast she seasons the damn food 🙏😭
plush carbon
The devs
solemn crest
Huh?
high scaffold
I wonder calamity achievements when
south lily
i know a mod that will get Achievements
high scaffold
Fargoog soles
earnest jewel
Calamity will have the Hog Achievement for embracing the Hog.
No further achievements are necessary.
south lily
free mr breast
pulsar cobalt
mr beast
hard hearth
mmm mony
high scaffold
I wonder if the fargos will get horrible together with calamity
south lily
wdym
high scaffold
The horrible hog
south lily
i wonder if 2.0 or the cal update will release first
i predict deltarune ch5 -> cal -> 2.0
earnest jewel
Horrible Hogs are imminent, they wish to cleanse this world of the unhogful.
halcyon seal
I predict cal -> 2.0 -> (deltarune is never coming out. as a matter of fact were still waiting for chapter 2)
high scaffold
i wonder if 2.0 or the cal update will release first
Calamity may get 1 or 2 more updates before 2.0 in my predictions
high scaffold
Me when the developers are actualy working instead of playing games with the friends on discord
south lily
which will probably be a bit of a headache
since any big (especially balance) changes to cal before 2.0 releases we have to adapt for two standards; both pre-2.0 for a patch, and post-2.0
high scaffold
I wonder if the eleumphant will be viable in souls
high scaffold
I thought about this, if Ill be fast enough with my current playthrough I may be able to do another full one
Before the update
south lily
which update
earnest jewel
Hog Wild NOW!
high scaffold
Its good knowing that the update will come out soon after the announcement
Because SSO already happened once
And still kinda happening
earnest jewel
Is Brainstorm the Kyurem of SSO?
solemn crest
vivid hemlock
Is Brainstorm the Kyurem of SSO?
what the hell does this mean
dry whale
kyurem is a dragon pokemon who is an empty shell of another more powerful dragon that isn't around anymore
basically, brainstorm is the empty shell of SSO according to wwg (therefore wrong)
vivid hemlock
lmao?
earnest jewel
No, Kyurem is one third of an ancient dragon.
Reshiram and Zekrom are the other two thirds.
vivid hemlock
so called "empty shell of sso"
dry whale
No, Kyurem is one third of an ancient dragon.
no I'm pretty sure it's Just the shell
vivid hemlock
No, Kyurem is one third of an ancient dragon.
brainstorm is like 90% of sso
earnest jewel
You guys just hate literary references.
vivid hemlock
no youre just lame and a chud
earnest jewel
coarse hornet
What's sso
earnest jewel
Sunken Sea Overhaul.
coarse hornet
Oh
The update planned before...
He was banished
Which from what I heard fucked up everything when it comes to development seeing y'all essentially need to remake the mod?
modern grove
The ghost of the past still haunts me
main estuary
Which from what I heard fucked up everything when it comes to development seeing...
basically the devs have new ideas for many things
coarse hornet
basically the devs have new ideas for many things
Brain of Cthulhu was a good idea
main estuary
the brains a fun fight
major upgrade from the shitshow that was BH boc
earnest jewel
Which from what I heard fucked up everything when it comes to development seeing...
No, other way around, the loss of him allowed them to remake the mod, but good.
hot knot
basically the devs have new ideas for many things
the devs have ideas that they can actually put into the game really