calamity-update-talk

[pulsar cobalt]

how will this affect the trout population

[agile latch]

its the new magma bacon

item

coming

[valid crypt]

Hog is bound

[agile latch]

grants you magmally satisfied

[blazing field]

ARMAGGEDON. ARMAGGEDON

HOG IS COMING

THE END DRAWS NEAR

[valid crypt]

Looks like a gun

[deft lily]

jesus

[valid crypt]

HOG IS BOUND

[earnest jewel]

You think you can hide in normalcy?

[lapis oak]

Tringle shut up

it's just fucking Helstorm I forgot it looks like that

[vivid hemlock]

the hog is upon us...

[valid crypt]

😭

[vivid hemlock]

🐗

[valid crypt]

HOG IS BOUND

[blazing field]

domain expansion 500 feral wild boars

[pulsar cobalt]

thats helstorm

dumbass

[valid crypt]

HogBound

[boreal pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459003706575421440/1479231049870475325/Terraria__Coming_soon_to_a_computer_near_you_2026-03-05_11-53-39_Trim.mp4
Just a little sneak peek at the Trusty Old Rod for you all

[vivid hemlock]

NO

OH GOD NO WHY DOES IT HAVE FOOTAGE 😭

[agile latch]

[blazing field]

Why is it

[valid crypt]

Insert 500 feral hog library if ruina mod image

[blazing field]

Why is there so much progress.

Dear lord.

[vivid hemlock]

HCEESE ITS OVER

[blazing field]

its so fucking over dude

[pulsar cobalt]

it like made from acidwood or driftwood or smthn

[earnest jewel]

I think you have a spider problem.

[blazing field]

we're all gonna die

[pulsar cobalt]

it looks like that

[brittle escarp]

Why is this gun so bad this update

[valid crypt]

500 spiders upon thee

[blazing field]

tsuki do you not know .

[fathom girder]

Good ol' reliable right there

[craggy wagon]

i feel so bad for arachnophobes

[brittle escarp]

It used to be the best item on tier and now it sucks

[sterile glen]

hog…

[agile citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[blazing field]

DemonSpider

[rose laurel]

I Call It The Hogbound

[brittle escarp]

Oh that’s awful

[vivid hemlock]

IT HAS A SPRITE AND EVERYTHING 😭

[earnest jewel]

Horrendous.

[lyric trellis]

The horror

[deft lily]

i hate fishing

[fathom girder]

Does it have a chance to reel in either of the fishrons

[deft lily]

grrrr

[earnest jewel]

Write that down.

[agile latch]

placeholder sprite by xykuser

need to make the final one..

[deft lily]

im a calamity player i hate playing terraria

[brittle escarp]

Fishron but it’s sprite is replaced by a spider

Nothing else changes

And it’s Duke fishron’s size

[boreal pewter]

With these new items fishing can hate you too!

[blazing field]

I didn't think.... it'd happen so soon

I'm scared.

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[agile latch]

adrenaline and stress bait coming soon

[vivid hemlock]

oh god...

[deft lily]

😠

[dusk bronze]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[valid crypt]

Thought it was happening april 1st

[fathom girder]

is trusty old rod a dev item or something

[agile latch]

stress bait gives you fishing power bonus when near female npcs, just like fabsol intended

(i still find so uncanny that would be a real thing)

[deft lily]

what

[earnest jewel]

What.

[deft lily]

[brittle escarp]

What

[agile latch]

the old mechanic called stress

[valid crypt]

What

[vivid hemlock]

fabsolian

[agile latch]

that is basically old rage and adrenaline

would lower if you were near female npcs

[fathom girder]

idk about you but I only get MORE stress when I'm around women CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

[blazing field]

is that true oh my god

[earnest jewel]

Of course it did.

[blazing field]

is that fr

[brittle escarp]

Was that back when it was “I want you to die” and “I want you to cry” mode

[deft lily]

this

[lapis oak]

the Calamity situation is crazy

[pulsar cobalt]

something something the best way to reduce stress is to kill yourself

[agile latch]

yea

[earnest jewel]

Don't be such a baby, women aren't real.

[deft lily]

this

[pulsar cobalt]

real tip that was written in the wiki btw

[valid crypt]

Lmao?

[blazing field]

fabsolian ...

[fathom girder]

I remember this

[pulsar cobalt]

because it was an actual tip that was actually just

[valid crypt]

Oh my hog

[pulsar cobalt]

the best way

😭

[brittle escarp]

How long ago was this

[earnest jewel]

What would men do? Make you stressed?

[lapis oak]

now

[brittle escarp]

Back when the celestial onion turned on “I want you to cry” mode

[pulsar cobalt]

8 or 7 years ago i think

[brittle escarp]

Bruh

[dusk bronze]

prepare to die and prepare to cry

[fathom girder]

Stress is really old yeah

[brittle escarp]

It feels like 4 years ago

[lapis oak]

7?

[fathom girder]

6 or 7 years ago

[pulsar cobalt]

i know 1.5 had adren and rage and that was in 2021

[brittle escarp]

That’s when I started playing lol

[lapis oak]

six seven

[pulsar cobalt]

no.

[brittle escarp]

It was before 2020 definitely

[strange cargo]

Six seven

[brittle escarp]

Either 2018 or 2019

[dusk bronze]

4 years ago was well after the draedon update

[valid crypt]

Wait those are
Huh
What
What

[deft lily]

jokes on you uhm uhh
i dont deserve women so therefore distance myself from them
checkmate liberals

[fathom girder]

yes

[brittle escarp]

Yeah but that feels wrong and now I feel old

[pulsar cobalt]

2021 was 5 years ago

[fathom girder]

rage and adrenaline was AFTER stress

[fathom girder]

stress was the initial brainchild

[lyric trellis]

Kiri is going in the gallows

[agile latch]

[valid crypt]

I know
Thougjt was older

[fathom girder]

hehehehehehehehehehe

[lapis oak]

now whwat I do

that's unethical

[vivid hemlock]

the hogdate...

[pulsar cobalt]

you caused this

[deft lily]

back when life didnt suck

[valid crypt]

Hog is bound

[vivid hemlock]

every day we get closer to it...

[lapis oak]

🐟

[earnest jewel]

Nostalgic for post-2020?
Dear God are you ok?

[steel pike]

This is so fucking funny it makes me wanna merge without looking

[valid crypt]

Do not date the hogs vanillin

[deft lily]

i am not.

[dusk bronze]

feral hogs inbound

[steel pike]

Depends on the year

[brittle escarp]

Real

[steel pike]

But I semi agree

[lyric trellis]

Tomato

[deft lily]

-# jokes aside i am not

[earnest jewel]

What other horrible hogstacles will we be presented with?

[steel pike]

Same twan same

[lapis oak]

I like pizza you should buy me some

[brittle escarp]

It was peak for introverted individuals like myself (ignoring the obvious reasons for why it was generally bad, just personal experience wise)

[lapis oak]

🥺

[brittle escarp]

And now, as a perfectly well adjusted adult, I can’t talk to people

[steel pike]

I feel like 2020 is better or worse depending on where you lived

[brittle escarp]

Yippee

[brittle escarp]

Very true

[steel pike]

For me it was so like cozy cuz I was up in the Pacific Northwest

[blazing field]

it really was real

[steel pike]

And Seattle in particular is very like

[lyric trellis]

Who do you think I am

[steel pike]

Cloudy in a very relaxing way

And snowy a lot

So it was like just soooo so nice

[fathom girder]

Playing golf should spike your stress to 99 instantly

[steel pike]

Like a 14 month sleepover

[earnest jewel]

Difficulty: Impossible.

[lapis oak]

🥺

[deft lily]

unrealisitic...

[steel pike]

Wgat is the context

[fathom girder]

reducing stress

[earnest jewel]

Stress mechanic.

[fathom girder]

when stress was a thing

stree

[steel pike]

Cortisol spike

[brittle escarp]

I think I remember reading that tooltip in like 8th grade lol

[earnest jewel]

What?

[brittle escarp]

It seems familliar

[dusk bronze]

this would be a funny weapon name

[shell sapphire]

[deft lily]

i go now

goopbye

[earnest jewel]

It's a trusty old rod, my friend.

[blazing field]

Apparently this was a real feature

In the mod. at one point

thank you fabsol very cool

[dusk bronze]

it's EVIL

[shell sapphire]

All the spiders…… my greatest fear

[earnest jewel]

You can trust it with your banking details.

[brittle escarp]

Fabsol is so “silly” and “goofy”

[fathom girder]

We need people to keep tabs on Fab's new mod

that we don't know the name of

[brittle escarp]

He is making another one?

[shell sapphire]

????

[fathom girder]

yes he is already making a new mod

[strange cargo]

Im not forsaking my algorithm

[earnest jewel]

Fabsolian mechanics are like;
Charge the Misogyny bar to charge twice in a row.

[agile latch]

calamity fabful

yea there is a fabsol mod being worked on

[brittle escarp]

Dawg not the misogyny bar 😭

[fathom girder]

It's so dumb

[agile latch]

it apparently has a version of the vernal pass

[shell sapphire]

wtf????

[agile latch]

and the fabsol mage rework

(that is just adding nebula boosters to everything)

[fathom girder]

(1000 nebula buff types)

[hard copper]

[gloomy grove]

oh hi triangle

[fathom girder]

(every single stat has a nebula booster for it)

[obtuse hawk]

1 million nebula boosters

[brittle escarp]

Nebula needed to be better actually

[shell sapphire]

Really?? HA.

[brittle escarp]

Yeah

[fathom girder]

which are brown circles

[agile latch]

do you have the fabsol mod image..

lost it

[fathom girder]

I don't but I remember the image

[gloomy grove]

oh this is genuine? i hear about it here and there and thought this was a joke

[fathom girder]

Yes it's actually real

[agile latch]

no its real

[fathom girder]

because he didn't learn his lesson

[agile latch]

and fabsol has spriters too apparently..

or a spriter

[earnest jewel]

Calamity 2: More Duke Fishron.

[agile latch]

idk how..

[strange cargo]

I’ve heard enough, 10 billion to Israel.

[shell sapphire]

Bro is soo pissed things didn’t go his way so he decided to do it on his own.

[brittle escarp]

And so the cycle begins again

[lyric trellis]

Calamity is finished

[fathom girder]

prolly just some rando that doesn't know

wallahi calamity will be overrun by FABSOLITY NEW MOD FABSOLITY DOWNLOAD NOW

[brittle escarp]

I think it’s funny (?) that Fabsol was so bad that everyone talks about him like Voldemort

[strange cargo]

Fabsol will perish inshallah

[valid crypt]

Oh huh fabsol making a second mod?

[shell sapphire]

Yes

[fathom girder]

It's quite the weird situation really

[fathom girder]

unfortunately yes

[still bluff]

truly calamitous

[earnest jewel]

Wow, ok, you can't just call people British like that.

[shell sapphire]

This is the first time I’m hearing about it and it just sounds so weird

[agile latch]

found it

[fathom girder]

THERE IT IS

[lyric trellis]

A second fab mod has hit tmod

[earnest jewel]

This isn't a Vernal Pass, this is a Sword Shrine made bigger.

[fathom girder]

it's all green and brown

[agile latch]

jungle sword shrine

[lyric trellis]

😭

[pulsar cobalt]

i love the generation for this plantera arena

its literally just

[deft lily]

if fab learned his lesson he would get off the internet and get help

[pulsar cobalt]

fucking nothing

[brittle escarp]

Oh my god

[agile latch]

(its fabsol worldgen.. )

[earnest jewel]

WHAT THE HELL!?

[agile latch]

the abyss was a bunch of floating islands for a good ammount of time

[rose laurel]

Old Habits Die Hard

[agile latch]

yea the fabsol mage rework

[shell sapphire]

What the hell is this????

[deft lily]

that or just fuck off, idrc if he gets help or not

[valid crypt]

How many fucking boosters is thag wbag stats are they even boosting

[fathom girder]

did no one else notice that he buffed potions to last for 50 minutes

[still bluff]

fabsol is the average terraria player

[brittle escarp]

One billion nebula boosters

[brittle escarp]

I guess that’s not awful?

[gloomy grove]

i like how theres a booster for hp twice

[brittle escarp]

Less potion grinding

[earnest jewel]

Such restraint.

[fathom girder]

it's lazy

[obtuse hawk]

my question exactly

[shell sapphire]

[earnest jewel]

At least one is for the Misogyny bar.

[lyric trellis]

Booster for minion knockback

[deft lily]

dawg dont even try to sugar coat it
its hot ass and anything he makes will be hot ass until he fucks off from the face of the earth

[valid crypt]

No like genuinely what stats are those boosters giving

[obtuse hawk]

boosts the speed it fills up by 2000%

[steel pike]

LOL TRUE

[brittle escarp]

I just prefer having to make potions less personally

[vivid hemlock]

fabsol wanted these nebula boosters for cal btw

[shell sapphire]

I don’t even know what I’m looking at in the picture. This shit is hot ass. Sword shrine part two.

[valid crypt]

Yeah thats why it was said here

[hasty tangle]

i wonder what he thinks is genuinely gonna happen with this

[shell sapphire]

Ohhhh hhheeeelll nah

[lyric trellis]

Cal was robbed.,.,

[hasty tangle]

like, does he think people will just take him back?

[earnest jewel]

He's going to make red eyeballs until morale improves, I assume.

[deft lily]

idfk man i just want him to fuck off from tmod

obv that wont happen though

[blazing field]

calamity fables got so popular they made calamity fabyes

[fathom girder]

Mura is gonna make a vid on it and make it popular and it's gonna be disastrous

[brittle escarp]

He might be attempting to prove he was always right and can make peak by himself or whatever

[blazing field]

💔

[valid crypt]

LMAO

[vivid hemlock]

calamity 3 is real but not like this...

[still bluff]

there's a subset of the community who heard "transphobia came out and he got kicked from the mod" and decide this is their new paraiah

ignoring the grooming and stuff yk

[distant raft]

43 minutes of mana regen

[blazing field]

roy already is calamity 3 its ok

we got calamity 1 , calamity 2 (fables), calamity 3 (roy) and then this is like

[still bluff]

this is the best one i've seen yet

[lyric trellis]

Right wing grift version of Calamity is crazy

[blazing field]

calamity fetus explosion or something

[fathom girder]

do you think fovenator is gonna be in the fabsolity mod

[shell sapphire]

Cal 3?

[deft lily]

calamity bigotful

[still bluff]

calamity 2 is original calamity

[blazing field]

calamity make america great again

[still bluff]

fables is calamity 3

[blazing field]

what is calamity 1 then

[still bluff]

calamity

[valid crypt]

Vanillamity is calamity 4

[brittle escarp]

Wild lol

[agile latch]

i do wonder if fabsol mod will be like fables, as in related to cal

or a full on new project

[twin juniper]

bud got boost for every single custom classes in tmodloader

[earnest jewel]

Calamity 4 Episode 1 and Calamity 4 Episode 2.

[lyric trellis]

Healer class booster

[fathom girder]

he's gonna pull a tremor I think

[distant raft]

yall got the throwing class item consumption chance reduction booster

[deft lily]

?

[hard copper]

ofc he doesnt make anything original, just copies stuff from other parts of the game 🤦‍♂️

[brittle escarp]

If any woman or a member of the LGBTQ+ community downloads the mod, he put in a kill switch to make their computer explode like a claymore

[fathom girder]

wasn't tremor just lazy and dogshit

[lyric trellis]

Pull a tremor and add coglord

[vivid hemlock]

fabsol will make avalon 3

[blazing field]

I like how you can immediately see the fabsolian game design radiate beyond your computer screen when fabsol has a mod entirely by himself with nobody else to give him any restraint

[distant raft]

alchemaster 🤤

[dusk bronze]

[lyric trellis]

Calamity was already the fabled avalon 3

[distant raft]

alchemaster was PEAK game design and you cannot convince me otherwise sorry

[blazing field]

absolutely abysmall dogshit worldgen (the jungle worldgen) and fascinating game design choices (EVERY mage gets nebula boosters)

[lyric trellis]

Evil corn

[blazing field]

really makes u wonder what calamiry would be like without the other devs bruh

😭 😭 [

[rose laurel]

Not Necessarily

[blazing field]

this dude WOULD have given yharim duke fisrhon ai

[distant raft]

hell probably

[dusk bronze]

hell

[still bluff]

🔥

duke yharim

[twin juniper]

Lunatic cultist Yharim

[lyric trellis]

Old yharim duke superboss

[fathom girder]

Yharon rework that uses betsy AI

[deft lily]

cant wait for the day fab gets chased out of tmod completely

[distant raft]

future yharim

[blazing field]

duke rides a fishron into fight

[rose laurel]

Fabsol Was Never Held Back In That Regard As We Were All Ultimately Powerless To Stop Him If He Wished To Do Anything

[blazing field]

after all he is the dragon guy

[lyric trellis]

That’s just current

[dusk bronze]

everyone look at this again

[valid crypt]

Ah yes true form and then soul

[hard copper]

his essence/soul is a worm boss

[fathom girder]

doesn't yharon use duke AI rn

[distant raft]

ok tbf that was early 2017

[twin juniper]

it’s like he’s some kind of soul of calamity

[brittle escarp]

Wait I thought this was someone making fun of him

[still bluff]

yea without a coordinated effort to kill him properly he could just override everything forever

[rose laurel]

The Only Thing Stopping Him From Doing Anything Was His Own Apathy And Unwilingness To Do Anything

[distant raft]

so like there were zero standards for modding atp iirc

[rose laurel]

I Believe This Is Very Important To Note

[blazing field]

Yeah but he evidently didn't do literally everything, as other devs still worked on things like weapons and worldgen and such

In here it's All Fabsol Baby it's like 1.0 calamity all over again

[distant raft]

its really insane just how far terraria modding's come

[rose laurel]

Fabsol Was Only Held Back By Himself And Nobody Else

[misty wren]

ok to be completely fair this was also almost a decade ago so its probably changed
now its the same thing but it skips the phase 2

[lapis oak]

too good for this community

[dusk bronze]

yharim essence

[lyric trellis]

Favorite yharim thing is “he will be a mix of armstrong and V1” or something

[still bluff]

fabsol's going to make yharim

[fathom girder]

Armstrong and sundowner or something

[valid crypt]

The yhessence will be used for shadowspec bars

[rose laurel]

When Given A Reason To Do Something Else

This Is The Result

[hard copper]

yhessence

[distant raft]

yharim soul fragments.......

[still bluff]

old duke was also a result

[brittle escarp]

Fire

[still bluff]

as was bountiful harvest boss ais

[dusk bronze]

peak

[still cobalt]

Old duke is goated wdym (me when i lie)

[vivid hemlock]

fabsolium bars

[fathom girder]

if someone finds the page for that fabsol mod

lemme know

[deft lily]

meh
fab has no influence in tmod anymore so who gives a fuck

[twin juniper]

Me when I truth duke

[fathom girder]

because I wanna send a comment in there asking if it's another calamity

[lyric trellis]

Harvest era 🙂‍↕️

[deft lily]

there are better things to care abt

[blazing field]

Ok yeah don't link the post

Mod

Whatever

Don't do that

[fathom girder]

er

DM it to me if you find it instead

don't

post it here

[dusk bronze]

just look up his profile on steam if you need to

[still bluff]

fabsol's great finale

[fathom girder]

if anyone wants to waste their time

[blazing field]

I feel as if that can lead to horrors

[fathom girder]

Oh can I just.

yeah okay I'll go search for it myself

[blazing field]

i don't like horrors. do you guys like horrors? i don't like horrors.

[distant raft]

just looked and its not on the workshop under his main

[blazing field]

horrors are bad.

who likes horrors? nobody. nobody likes horrorrs

[distant raft]

its just the classic cal versions

[dusk bronze]

well yeah it's not released

[blazing field]

you know what i do like though?

[still cobalt]

The good days of cal (me when i lie)

[blazing field]

hogs.

i love hogs.

[hasty tangle]

cant wait to have a second shitty cal related addon/mod that new players download having no idea its bad just because it has the word calamity on it

the joys

[earnest jewel]

This is what he thinks he is it seems.

[dusk bronze]

[misty wren]

ok but i dont think this is true i think he does still have influence in some way
he's fabsol the person known for making calamity the biggest terraria mod i think he can easily leverage that

[deft lily]

true

[still cobalt]

Peak cal overhaul mention

[vivid hemlock]

the horrible day will arrive...

[deft lily]

okay
he has no influence in calamity anymore

[lyric trellis]

He was charging up for a year after 22 to manifest the true ultimate abyssal dogshit

[deft lily]

best case scenario for everyone is that he fucks off from the internet and gets help (unlikely)

[still bluff]

and help with the mold

[dusk bronze]

he told me he would do that

apparently he lied (shocking)

[deft lily]

whaaaaat????
what do you MEAN He lied to you!?!!

[shell sapphire]

“Yeah I’ll quit”

[twin juniper]

Why did he do that is he stupid

[still cobalt]

Fork found in kitchen

[still bluff]

he only got 2 layers of abysmal dogshit in, never released the foveanator

[dusk bronze]

"no more big discord servers"

[distant raft]

he prolly got bored like a week in

[deft lily]

kindof sad that hes insecure about fucking modded terraria of all things

[grave geyser]

peak?

[deft lily]

not in a "i feel sorry for him" kind of way cuz yknow, hes a child groomer

[blazing field]

@hot isle Your horrible creation

[still cobalt]

But the horrible hog is kinda cute

[hot isle]

horrible

[shell sapphire]

Didn’t they say themselves they would eventually stop modding in general. I think getting kicked out should’ve been the obvious sign to stop.
(could be very wrong about that)

[valid crypt]

The Hog is Bound.

[vivid hemlock]

no its horrible what do you mean

[still cobalt]

No but like its kind of cute

[hard copper]

i call it, the hogbound

[deft lily]

idk if he ever said that

[misty wren]

i think he just said that i dont think he knows what to do if he stops

[shell sapphire]

Ohh kk kk

[hasty tangle]

i mean, he'll have to stop modding eventually. everyone dies some day

[obtuse hawk]

horrible hog bears its horrible smirk

[deft lily]

bro has no life outside of the internet

[hasty tangle]

so its technically true

[deft lily]

chronically online mother fucker

[misty wren]

like genuinely i dont think fabsol knows how to do life outside of terraria modding

[shell sapphire]

Yea

[grave rock]

what is this

[misty wren]

foveanator

the third twin

[lyric trellis]

Regardless of if he said it, fab is great at not keeping his word

[dusk bronze]

fabsol preserving his head in a jar so he can make calamity 37 in 2289

[still cobalt]

This just put into my brain fabsol MIGHT be working at mcdonalds and thats really funny

[hasty tangle]

futurama reference

[deft lily]

[misty wren]

its been his life for so long that i dont know if hes capable of moving on

[deft lily]

probably unless hes living in his parents basement

[vivid hemlock]

where is overdone WHERE IS OVERDONE i need a horrible amidias right this instant

[misty wren]

@arctic cliff post amidias

[fathom girder]

I don't think fabsol is mentally stable enough for a job

[deft lily]

^

[pulsar cobalt]

#calamity-update-talk message

[earnest jewel]

What if he pulls this off?

[misty wren]

no i mean ive seen people that are also arguably not mentally stable enough for a job have one

[distant raft]

FUCK YOU I WAS GETTING THE EXACT SAME THING

[earnest jewel]

We've all seen Twitter.

[earnest jewel]

Hehe.

[misty wren]

and as much shit as we talk about fab i do think hes mentally stable enough for a job

[arctic cliff]

you ask, and ya shall receive

[deft lily]

i wouldn't want him to have a job anywhere personally
esp if its around many children

[misty wren]

i think he just doesnt know how to remove himself from terraria modding

[arctic cliff]

also i never thought id see the day doobie would request me to post amidias

[halcyon seal]

Fab would have been good at his job if he ever added Antenizer

[hot isle]

fabsolian boss design

[still cobalt]

Youd be surprised about who gets hired when workers are needed

[dusk bronze]

[earnest jewel]

👍

[grave rock]

what does the secret third twin do

[dusk bronze]

fovenates you

[deft lily]

he doesnt. i do agree

[white aurora]

pink spazmatism

[gleaming hatch]

summon hypnos

[obtuse hawk]

btw hi everyone

[earnest jewel]

Hello.

[distant raft]

barely anything until its both ret and spaz at the same time

[pulsar cobalt]

i sent you a link...

[distant raft]

its so horrible

[grave rock]

i saw

[blazing field]

I sure do like my future content doc.

[grave rock]

i didnt see it do anything

except throw like

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[hasty tangle]

duke fishron ai

[lyric trellis]

Iirc he said Lucille could get to work on Exos back when they were being made but that obviously didn’t happen

[grave rock]

ignorable projectiles and

[pulsar cobalt]

it shoots stuff in p1 and dashes in p2

[halcyon seal]

What the fuck am I looking at

[rose laurel]

Ok it's time for me to get on the train

[pulsar cobalt]

and the p2 dashes shit out mines that explode into a fuckton of projectiles

[grave rock]

flames for some reason?

[halcyon seal]

Horrible Hog, that is completely normal

[distant raft]

it also dashes in p1 but its like 2 insanely long dashes

[hot isle]

add the horrible hog image to it now

[halcyon seal]

WAIT is rage bait forced blood moon fishing

[rose laurel]

No, that's not why

[misty wren]

it was on behalf of another

[pulsar cobalt]

and yea it also has spaz flamethrower in phase 2

[hot isle]

this hog is so horrible I could die

[deft lily]

and now lucille left and is making peak

[blazing field]

no a video was posted on it earlier

[arctic cliff]

regardless...

[distant raft]

like if i had to guess the p1 dashes were like 3 screens long

[deft lily]

which, good for her

[fathom girder]

luci left and made extremely good mechs

[blazing field]

It has 100% fishing power and gives you sonar for free

[rose laurel]

Fa8 is a little shit who runs on spite as his only fuel and he's incapa8le of doing anything if it's not to prove that he's 8etter than someone else

[blazing field]

but ti also has a 1/3 chance into turning any item you fish into trash

[dusk bronze]

this is true

[earnest jewel]

Wasn't it 60%?

[blazing field]

idrm where the video

[rose laurel]

So when someone does a 8etter jo8 than him, that's when he gets all pissy and starts throwing a tantrum. And 8y that I mean he goes and makes a Mod to prove that he can do 8etter than the other person

[dusk bronze]

i thought he thanked doze for reworking dog 😭

[blazing field]

.

[grave rock]

fablamity vs cal overhaul....

[obtuse hawk]

and then falls flat

[hasty tangle]

trash vs garbage

[vivid hemlock]

grindstorm

[rose laurel]

That was the 1 second of lucidity he had after everything went down

[fathom girder]

and then it's the worst thing ever

[deft lily]

he did
which was really funny

[earnest jewel]

Sometimes you gotta know that you're beat I guess.

[still cobalt]

Battle of peak

[pulsar cobalt]

one second of lucidity

[rose laurel]

And then he went right 8ack to 8eing the pitiful manchild that he is

[pulsar cobalt]

😭

[dusk bronze]

how much you wanna bet he has spies in here

[still cobalt]

Is your b key broken

[deft lily]

he def does

[hasty tangle]

he totally does

[rose laurel]

No that's just how I type

[deft lily]

an alt or two

[hasty tangle]

no way he doesnt

[still cobalt]

Oh ok

[deft lily]

or six

or seven

[hasty tangle]

which means... he is among us

[white aurora]

😨

[misty wren]

we have direct confirmation that he has spies here dont we

[fathom girder]

heh

[gloomy grove]

unironically the overhaul team does a better job

[still cobalt]

Mods kill em

[rose laurel]

If he does I don't give a shit, infact I would rather he does 8ecause I want him to see every single time someone says this kind of stuff to him

[earnest jewel]

He could be in this very room!
He could be you, he could be me!
He could even be...

[vocal kelp]

He doesn't have "spies" we mean He has friends. he has friends that send him shit. who the fuck cares

[pulsar cobalt]

💥

[grave rock]

calling em 'spies' is rly funny

[strange cargo]

No, you’re not that bad

[hasty tangle]

at least cal overhaul isnt super immoral (anymore). now its just a really low quality addon

[blazing field]

this convo still going

[dusk bronze]

and he can't do anything about it

[blazing field]

guys can we talk about something else this is lame and boring

[vivid hemlock]

hogstorm...

[earnest jewel]

THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?

[arctic cliff]

yknow whats funny

[deft lily]

yeah this convo sucks

[arctic cliff]

for some reason

[deft lily]

im going to bed

[pulsar cobalt]

water wraiths totally the spy! look! hes gonna have a cirrus pfp any second now!

any second now!

[deft lily]

goodbye

[blazing field]

this convo sucks i agree

[grave rock]

meow

[urban cloak]

were any of you regulars around when the future content doc doubled as a theory doc im curious

[hasty tangle]

cats are cute

[blazing field]

this is funny though

[rose laurel]

Anyways yeah talk a8out something else I just wanted to let some of my vitriol for that pathetic little shit out

[misty wren]

i read cirrus as cirno for a split second

[arctic cliff]

master+ rev/death wof has the eyeballs fly off JUST like infernum

[dusk bronze]

i wasn't

[arctic cliff]

i have no idea what this means

[obtuse hawk]

can water wraith ride a stone cylinder bike

[vocal kelp]

at least one of the people here was

[grave rock]

top 5 pigs boars and/or hog-like creatures

[wind rover]

do we happen know if we'll be able to build in the distortion when that comes around

[earnest jewel]

Who is Cirno?

[urban cloak]

i wonder who that is

[vocal kelp]

it's me, of course, the person is me

[earnest jewel]

Of course.

[still cobalt]

I did too and i got confused bc my friend reslly likes cirno and has a cirno pfp

[earnest jewel]

Why wouldn't you?

[vivid hemlock]

wouldnt you like to know

[dusk bronze]

why wouldn't you be able to

[obtuse hawk]

awesomesauce

[earnest jewel]

I mean.., yeah, that's why I asked?

[obtuse hawk]

distortion vs old one's army

[strange cargo]

Do you guys think Draedon has the sense of touch and thereby pleasure?

[vocal kelp]

they werent really theories frankly they were more like educated guesses that were kind of fucking ovvious

[earnest jewel]

Ok, that is fourteen pixels.

[strange cargo]

who said that

[dusk bronze]

🤨

[rose laurel]

Ok that was everything I came out to do 8ye

[calm ingot]

[earnest jewel]

That is horrifying.

[vocal kelp]

"THEORY" and it was just like, accurately interpreting the nautilus teasers iban was making, like, lol, lmfao

[grave rock]

genuine question what happens when u build in a subworld does it get saved or do subworld terrain not get saved or smth

[misty wren]

no that is cirno

[urban cloak]

true

[vocal kelp]

it literally depends

[hasty tangle]

depends on the mod

[vocal kelp]

like its just completely up to the mod and the subworld

[urban cloak]

it was still fun trying to piece together the little scraps of nautilus sprites and blurry scsreenshots we got from iban tho

[hot isle]

@deep osprey

[hasty tangle]

although the most famous mods that have subworlds both have indestructible subworlds (inf and wotg)

[hot isle]

cheese

[gloomy grove]

^

[vivid hemlock]

@blazing field check the hog npc area again...

[pulsar cobalt]

thats not cheese

sob

[hasty tangle]

but for the distortion, it very well may be destructable

or at least partially

[vocal kelp]

YEah that was really fun calamity devs should DO THAT but they ARE NOT and thats LAME

[molten grove]

[grim pecan]

the distortion will only be able to be destroyed through skynamite. nothing else will work

[hot isle]

did I stutter

[blazing field]

cheese

[hot isle]

you are the wrong cheese

[obtuse hawk]

james may

[blazing field]

of course

[earnest jewel]

James may what?

[grave rock]

awesome

[urban cloak]

id do it myself if i had shit to tease in the first place

[vivid hemlock]

we were wrong all this time... it wasnt the distortion, it was the hogstorm

[misty wren]

awesome moments in cut

[urban cloak]

maybe once this next update starts progressing properly

[vocal kelp]

well fryzahh you see, god is dead

but also you like make the doc man itd be kinda

[earnest jewel]

And Hog killed him.

[vocal kelp]

#its not the same

[molten grove]

:auricabsorber:

[vocal kelp]

auricabsorber i love you

[hasty tangle]

devourer of hogs

[vocal kelp]

they should add an auric absorber

i need auric absorber rlly bad

[rose laurel]

Do Triangles Dream Of Electric Hogs?

[urban cloak]

ender i haven't written a word on the doc in months i could def try it lol

[vocal kelp]

i guess

[grim pecan]

i mean we're kind of taking a break right now. stuff hasn't started in full yet so don't feel bad about not having anything to tease

[dusk bronze]

meanwhile stip:

[grim pecan]

we threw stip to the woods they'll be back when they find a way out

[misty wren]

stip is an outlier

[hot isle]

calamity mod found alive

[grim pecan]

i left them a can of tomato soup they'll be fine

[vocal kelp]

stips isf ine that guy can take it

[grim pecan]

yea

[white aurora]

stip training arc...

gohan style...

[fathom girder]

stip just out here doin' shit

[dusk bronze]

[grim pecan]

hyperbolic time woods

they're fighting bears and shit

[hasty tangle]

i prefer the parabolic time woods

[grim pecan]

that might be a spoiler. or it might not. ooooooo 👻

[dusk bronze]

it's woods time for him

[hasty tangle]

definitely my favorite conic section woods

[earnest jewel]

I just go to the normal woods.

[hot isle]

wokezatron

[earnest jewel]

Very normal.

There are no eyes peering at me from beyond the trees.

[white aurora]

ozzawoke

[dusk bronze]

ozzsurance

[white aurora]

ozzscule

[molten grove]

i got no potential spoilers besides this file with a weird name..

[urban cloak]

ik dw
just reminiscing about the past

[earnest jewel]

Ozztropotosis.

[vocal kelp]

great sound yuh

[fathom girder]

SSO bubble sfx

[grim pecan]

can i make this DoG's death sound

pretty please

cherry on top

[white aurora]

i cant believe.... vortexpopper rewoker....

[fathom girder]

SSO is REAL

[molten grove]

i mean you can in gfb

once the branch is done and merged

[dull heart]

in gfb if we revive monkey darts

[grim pecan]

nvm

[fathom girder]

put monkey darts in a painting to make it technically brought back

[dull heart]

great news

[vocal kelp]

You know what we mean doze

[dull heart]

i love auric absorber

[fathom girder]

auric absorber is used to stand on auric ore for 8 seconds

akin to lava waders

kinda

[vivid hemlock]

auric absorber absorbs auric

[fathom girder]

if you ram dash yharon with auric absorber active, it kills him instantly

[dull heart]

puts yharon into the pokeball

[gloomy grove]

yharon gets hit with hollow purple or whatever

[fathom girder]

if you die in lava in hardcore with the yharon pokeball in your inventory, it revives you and starts a quest to create a 500 year long war

[tropic jolt]

blizzard whenever

[halcyon seal]

d... divine swine is... l... lost... media...?

[fathom girder]

divine swine was taken out back and shot

[molten grove]

[vivid hemlock]

[earnest jewel]

I put the prison in the prison.

[vivid hemlock]

this is what big hog doesnt want you to know

[earnest jewel]

Hyperbolic, it was only like, 105.

[flat folio]

I am NOT going to ignore the fact that you stopped doing that right before attempt 22...

[amber egret]

well if they did that it'd be like trying to mention the man behind the tree

[grim pecan]

are we all just going to ignore the shoe mount or

[amber egret]

yes

[molten grove]

please do, it's been pointed out several dozen times already

[fathom girder]

yeah

[obtuse hawk]

big shoe lmfao

[fathom girder]

everyone knows it's there

[grim pecan]

understood ignoring it

[halcyon seal]

seems perfectly normal

[still bluff]

noone cares about the shoes tbh

[urban cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[steel pike]

I thought you said a pair of shoes

yall see the shoes

yall see the money

I have a hole in my shoes

[obtuse hawk]

I see the shoes

I see the money

[urban cloak]

who gave him new shoes...

[steel pike]

dad can I get new shoes

[vivid hemlock]

we need to kill him

[dull heart]

me

i gave new shoes

[steel pike]

“Before I go broke like joc”

Joc:

[halcyon seal]

Cosmilite ore is planned to be replaced as a liquid that can be found in the Distortion
doesnt vanilla terraria make new liquids absolute torture

[molten grove]

1.4.5 port fixes it, trust

[fathom girder]

cosmolite becoming a liquid is some starbound mod nonsense

where you gotta get a purifier and shit

[vivid hemlock]

one can cope

[pulsar cobalt]

i mean u can just like

[earnest jewel]

You will have to drink it and then sweat it out to make Godslayer Armour.

[pulsar cobalt]

make it special water

and make it so u cant use buckets in the distortion

[fathom girder]

Sparkling water

[final yew]

Me when i stand 30 minutes in front of the centrifuge to get my 2 ore

[fathom girder]

ugh

UGH

[stuck kite]

why does this guy have the tenna drip

[fathom girder]

cringe knows cringe

[flat folio]

I love TV!

[raven aurora]

It's TV time b****es

... My asterisk was italicized

[amber furnace]

I have a hole in my shoes

[dense sundial]

cosmilite should be dog's blood and there's a minigame where you have to type and agglutinate it correctly to produce the metal

[shell sapphire]

Hmmm. I wonder if we get to see any armor changes in the next update. Like the ones in the future content doc.

[floral pier]

new triactis hammer rework but damage is complete dogshit

[tawny spear]

yo i regret deleting my umbrella i need it back should i just make a new world to get another one? does it consider cheating

[rough ruin]

You can craft umbrellas in calamity

[tawny spear]

NO WAYYY

WWWWWW

wait why can't i find it in the wiki then

hold on

[floral pier]

yo triactis hammer is fucking GARBAGE now

[grim pecan]

You can also buy them from the Skeleton Merchant

[floral pier]

love the visuals but the damage is ass

💔

[rough ruin]

5 silk 2 copper bars at a loom

[floral pier]

"just be a good endgame weapon (dps wise obviously the weapon is very cool)" brutal

[fathom girder]

use it with calamity

it's peak trust

[polar tide]

i want cookies i want ice cream

[dull heart]

pretty sure it's still quite strong

mostly from the explosion

[polar tide]

this whats been confusing me bro ive seen so many people complaining about triactis being shit now but i did not at all notice it feeling weaker

like am i crazy

[fathom girder]

Maybe it was always weak

[polar tide]

genuinely it felt weaker before

[dull heart]

nah it was probably stronger before

It was very good especially on multi target

[polar tide]

maybe my tiny little monkey brain was like "omg it works like the other hammers now" and started hooting and hollering with delight

[tropic jolt]

I love my beautiful big hammer

[dull heart]

It definitely also kinda feels weak like

visually/impact

[tropic jolt]

any hammer buff is a good buff so buff it now!

[polar tide]

like currently?

[dull heart]

Only every 3rd hit feels like it has any impact

the other two feel like a little dink

before each individual hit made a massive dust box and explosion noises and it rapid fired them

(it also feels like a downgrade in impact compared to its precursor, Galaxy Smasher feels way, way more impactful from visuals and such)

[fathom girder]

It almost feels like a prototype of pwnagehammer

[polar tide]

okay i feel insane i swear triactis rework feels a lot more impactful than the previous one maybe im not thinking of the right weapon??

[polar tide]

legit i might be thinking of galaxy smasher

[polar tide]

can you tell i havent actually opened terraria for weeks

[tropic jolt]

the hammer

[dull heart]

Old triactis was Paladin Hammer but big

And it made dust explosions

And very fast

[polar tide]

yeah i remember old one

[fathom girder]

New triactis is pwnagehammer but with more damage

[dull heart]

The new one just feels like pwnage with a larger sprite

yeah

[polar tide]

i never liked old one becuase it doesnt feel as good as the other hammers in the line where you're throwing it at people and it makes the really big heavy explosion

[fathom girder]

I want to render the cosmos asunder after hitting a target 20 times

[tawny spear]

tysm!

[polar tide]

holdon im gonna open tmodloader i need to make sure i know what the fuck im talking about

[dull heart]

I liked the old one because it was an easy debug weapon

New one isn't as good at that

[rough ruin]

Np

[tawny spear]

its still gonna be a pain cuz i don't have copper bar in my world it's time to mine some ancient ore

[floral pier]

i feel like i’m using one of those squeaky rubber hammers

[tropic jolt]

clearly we need more shadowspec melees

[fathom girder]

We need another shadowspec yoyo

[floral pier]

my judgement comes from running the 1s with avatar of emptiness and nameless deity + boss rush

long story short it’s just

eh

[rough ruin]

Tin is the same tier as copper

So that works as your copper replacement

[dull heart]

Fun fact

Virid Vanguard lies to you

[floral pier]

“dad what was the elemental excalibur like?”

[rough ruin]

Oh?

[dull heart]

During the active attack some swords and axes switch between sword and axe

[frail owl]

ok so you devs lied to us

[dull heart]

Like if you try and use the active with only one minion slot

[tropic jolt]

orderbringer was worth it though

[dull heart]

It'll alternate between sword and axe still

[floral pier]

it infact was

[tropic jolt]

can we get a shadowspec devils devastation

[floral pier]

but at what cost.

[tropic jolt]

twice the size please!

[frail owl]

you gotta see how absurd tainted orderbringer was

[floral pier]

is or was

[fathom girder]

Triactis hammer should be shadowspec devil's devastation

[dull heart]

they'll just spontaneously Become A Sword when a sword slash is what's supposed to be next

[floral pier]

because i was whooping exo mechs with it

[fathom girder]

Throw hammers and then BLAMMO

[dull heart]

And suddenly Become An Axe if an axe is what's supposed to be next

But it does it so fast you don't notice

[floral pier]

you pull off a fargos and make a comically big hammer

[dull heart]

Triactis should be shadowspec evil smasher

[polar tide]

ok i was in fact thinking of the wrong thing i was thinking of the galaxy smasher

lmfao

[dull heart]

yeah

Galaxy Smasher is great

Triactis feels so sad

[fathom girder]

But unlike fargos, it's actually well animated and not "rotate" == 0, 90

[floral pier]

i’ve always wondered why you cant just bonk enemies with the hammer line

[polar tide]

triactis rework is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dull heart]

It just feels like pwnhammer again

[polar tide]

i still like that it wiorks like the prevbious ones in the line

[floral pier]

is it supposed to be a thorium reference? based on design

[summer shore]

soft tapping

[tropic jolt]

they killed my boy 😭

[polar tide]

but it should be cazier

[dull heart]

Also it going back down to 3 feels odd to me

Each upgrade goes up

[floral pier]

the classes feel so watered down in general

[dull heart]

3 -> 5 -> 7 -> back to 3

[fathom girder]

Make it 10

Tbh

[dull heart]

9

[floral pier]

i like 7

[fathom girder]

Tch

[polar tide]

the virgin triactis hammer and the chad earth

[floral pier]

its a better count imo

[dull heart]

Wait actually

[fathom girder]

It's kinda hard to look cooler than galaxy smasher though tbh

[floral pier]

sub 5 hammer trying to meleemaxx

[polar tide]

galaxy smasher but Rainbow

[tropic jolt]

sounds like we need jupiter to show earth whos boss

[floral pier]

i like how you think

[polar tide]

get on it xyk....orwhoever is responsible for triactis rework

[floral pier]

you should be a dev

[dull heart]

It's 4->3->5->7

[polar tide]

damn i should

[floral pier]

you have great ideas

[fathom girder]

Who owns triactis actually

[tropic jolt]

promoted from developer to ideas guy

[polar tide]

like some kinda ideasguy

[grave geyser]

should be 1 smh

[tropic jolt]

are you really saying this

[floral pier]

Say that again?

[dull heart]

Wait 8 not 7

[fathom girder]

YES

[dull heart]

I was wrong again

[fathom girder]

YES I AM.

[polar tide]

HEHEHHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE

[fathom girder]

Oh

[polar tide]

something something kuzco's poison

[frail owl]

hi there cat guy

[fathom girder]

Coulda guessed

[floral pier]

isnt that the undertale guy

[polar tide]

hi

[floral pier]

you see him in the core

[deft lily]

who the fuck is triactis

[frail owl]

can i see more cat?

[tropic jolt]

I honestly have no idea who triactis is

[floral pier]

knightknight

[grave geyser]

former dev

[floral pier]

mb

[fathom girder]

Triactis might just be in the dev server or something

Oh former dev

[dull heart]

no

I have no idea who they are either

[frail owl]

someone on tcf, i guess

[deft lily]

prob a dev that left during 22

[fathom girder]

Welp

[dull heart]

Very few current devs have a shadowspec item

[fathom girder]

Guess it's up for grabs then huh

[grave geyser]

triactis left way before 22 iirc

[floral pier]

THEN PURGE HIS MIGHTY HAMMER FOR HE HAS FALLEN FROM GRACE

[frail owl]

car 🚙

[deft lily]

moomoooooooooo

[floral pier]

bark

[deft lily]

Irurugh I need to sleeeep.

[dull heart]

I need a dev item

I need to make EE real

[floral pier]

do you have a cat?

[dull heart]

No

[floral pier]

a dog?

[deft lily]

what the fuck doze

get a cat

[polar tide]

looks at the camera and smiles evilly

[dull heart]

yes

[floral pier]

make an evil dog weapon

that shoots out dogs

[dull heart]

My current wip dev item is going to be anti shadowspec (pre boss)

But it'll be usable the entire game

[floral pier]

PERFECT

[floral pier]

as in it scales?

[dull heart]

As in it's an accessory

[floral pier]

is it similar to old legendary weapon scaling

[dull heart]

no

[grave geyser]

cant wait for this to be broken at random points in progression

[dull heart]

it's gonna be broken at literally every point in progression

Probably

But only with niche mappy type strats

[floral pier]

“man this boss is really hard” the dog worth $720 that was meant for an eater of world plushy”

[frail owl]

hi there crit

[grave geyser]

by pre boss do you mean "technically obtainable preboss"
or like, very easilly obtainable preboss

[floral pier]

what would it do

[dull heart]

undecided

[grave geyser]

exchange eternally

[dull heart]

proof it'll be broken always: burning.

[floral pier]

if i had a donor item

[grave geyser]

true?

[floral pier]

i would make it a big cat

[tropic jolt]

on a new moon at exactly 8:39 PM shimmer a moss hornet banner while on fire

[floral pier]

and like

[dull heart]

The anti terraspark boots accessory

[floral pier]

it would be a rogue weapon

[obtuse hawk]

augh

[floral pier]

roller skates mentioned

[dull heart]

The idea that terraspark boots would become a downgrade is

[obtuse hawk]

ONE MILLION DONATOR WEAPONS....

[dull heart]

Very funny

same with obsidian shield

[obtuse hawk]

backflips and flies in a circle

[floral pier]

but my cat is worth a million donator weapons

[lyric trellis]

Probably left 9 years ago at this point lmao

[dull heart]

It would really get strong like

Post golem with shiny stone

I think

[obtuse hawk]

hello cat

[floral pier]

his name is kevin

[grave geyser]

post evils

armor de crimson

[floral pier]

i think kevin would be a great rogue weapon

[obtuse hawk]

kevin (disambiguation)

sea cucumber and cat

[dull heart]

not as absurd but yes

[floral pier]

regenerator

[dull heart]

Actually radiant ooze would work really really well too

[lyric trellis]

Is Exchange still real

[dull heart]

Regenator would be weird

[grave geyser]

would have to be careful not to explode yourself

[dull heart]

Mostly done