calamity-update-talk

[halcyon seal]

WHO has fancy text effects solely for him

[hushed hazel]

coolest rework so far*

[lyric trellis]

Biggest potential man boss in the mod

[blazing field]

who still rages like a angry 14 year old playing call of duty when you kill him

[tropic jolt]

storm weaver is a bum!

[turbid halo]

DoG?

[blazing field]

no that's signus unfortunately

storm weaver is like 2nd or 3rd

[halcyon seal]

In fairness murder is a pretty rude thing to do

[tropic jolt]

storm weaver probably rages when I kill them in 20 seconds

[turbid halo]

He Just Like That

[hushed hazel]

we don't even know if sw is like

sapient

[blazing field]

the coolest fucking characters in this damn mod all have the shittiest fights

its tragic

[blazing field]

I imagine storm weaver isn't really, person sapient

but theyre like

above average intellignece

think of ike

a dolphin

[turbid halo]

A crow

[manic rivet]

Storm weaver watching as the 9,000th player kills him with pre-providence gear

[blazing field]

or a monkey

[turbid halo]

Dolphin

[hushed hazel]

it could be about as intelligent as a dolphin maybe

[sinful dagger]

Still can't believe they put the "don't get cocky kid" in the dog dialogue

[turbid halo]

Dolphin monke

[minor pelican]

why do i have 500 dps on infernum golem?
rogue class
everything on silent reforege

[turbid halo]

Iconic at this point

[blazing field]

teleports behind you

[sinful dagger]

cornball

[blazing field]

...nothing personell kid .çç..

[turbid halo]

I can only imagine whether they'd replace those in the total rework

[blazing field]

devourer would unironically say that i wont lie

[turbid halo]

And fucking mean it

[hushed hazel]

honestly? no

he deadass might just pull out the "this is VERY personal, kid"

[turbid halo]

Right after

[halcyon seal]

It makes sense for him to say

[sinful dagger]

How about no "kid" in whatever he says

[tropic jolt]

character development 💜

[pulsar crow]

Oh yeah are you supposed to do the sentinels before provi?

[turbid halo]

Yes?

[blazing field]

Why not it's extremely fucking in character for him

[halcyon seal]

You think dog would talk about the very high IQ needed to understand Rick and Morty

[blazing field]

He IS a a edgy loser

[sinful dagger]

I guess bro

[sinful dagger]

I guess bro.

[turbid halo]

He'd do that just to bait Yharim

[deft lily]

L take

[manic rivet]

What are the chances that DoG spends his time doom scrolling on reddit and 4chan whenever he isn't fighting gods

[blazing field]

he's literally worm homelander

😭 😭

[deft lily]

true

yummers

[turbid halo]

I like ur pfp my person

[deft lily]

thank you

[hushed hazel]

pretty low

he's too busy ragebaiting people on twitter

[regal vessel]

DoG is maxxed out on testosterone

[turbid halo]

He learns new baits on 4chan reddit

[deft lily]

DoG is the embodiment of toxic masculinity

[regal vessel]

Cortisol levels are spiked 24/7

[turbid halo]

Hormonal imbalance

[blazing field]

toxic worminity

[manic rivet]

DoG the type of individual to say "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" unironically

[turbid halo]

Starred

[deft lily]

yeah that lol

[turbid halo]

He says that after eating you

(would*)

[sinful dagger]

He a malevolent divine entity not a hormonal teenager on 4chan

[blazing field]

divine deity

[deft lily]

what

[sinful dagger]

Entity

[dull heart]

hes not really even divine

[turbid halo]

We saw the edit

[dull heart]

hes just really strong and likes eating gods

[tropic jolt]

hes a monster with a massive ego

[blazing field]

He's an incredibly arrogant narcissist whos an asshole to everyone because he thinsk hes better than everyone

[sinful dagger]

Ok a lovecraftian eldritch horror

[blazing field]

no not really

[dull heart]

not really, that's more like fovos

[hushed hazel]

DoG goes on r/aita posts where someone says they locked their kid in house arrest and isolated them from their friends for a week because their grades were low in school and comments "NTA, your house your rules"

[turbid halo]

Not even that

[dull heart]

or noxus

[deft lily]

fovos? yeah
not DoG tho

[sinful dagger]

So he's just some douchebag who got really powerful?

[blazing field]

people be throwing eldritch lovecraftian unknowable like theyre buzzwords atp

[turbid halo]

Yes

This annoys me

[blazing field]

He's a alien from another dimension who's really powerful, however

he's a douchebag yes

[manic rivet]

He got that ego after eating all those divine crystals (e.g. Providence)

[dull heart]

yeah

[hushed hazel]

me studying the horrors beyond my comprehension (i can now comprehend them)

[halcyon seal]

Witnessing eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension (i dont comprehend them stupid how am I supposed to react)

[tropic jolt]

"you're just a purple destroyer I comprehend you just fine"

"what the fuck is a destroyer?"

[sinful dagger]

I guess, he's a giant metal plated worm with hundreds of eyes, idk

[dull heart]

he has like 6 eyes

[blazing field]

He has like four eyes

[halcyon seal]

God damn it we made the same joke 3 times

[blazing field]

or six

[dull heart]

maybe 4

[blazing field]

something like that yeah

[dull heart]

the gems on his armor aren't eyes

[sinful dagger]

That's lame, he should have 150

[halcyon seal]

I think dog should have 0 eyes tbh

[blazing field]

I can comprehend him pretty well man

hes a purple worm that flies

[halcyon seal]

Eyeless creatures are sick

[blazing field]

thats not a eldritch horror

[tropic jolt]

he should have all the eyes

[blazing field]

thatsx a purple giant worm thta flies

[deft lily]

i think DoG should have arms that fucking grab you

[blazing field]

true

[halcyon seal]

Post the ml gif

[deft lily]

i cant 😔

[turbid halo]

I like it when clueless people start saying stuff about things, eternaining to no end

[tropic jolt]

yeah that's it, you're going to the evil dimension

[deft lily]

dont threaten me with a good time

[tropic jolt]

[turbid halo]

Sepulcher

[hushed hazel]

distortion update DoG phase 2

[turbid halo]

W

Wha

[deft lily]

incredible

[tropic jolt]

what the devils

[turbid halo]

Mama Gerdy?!?

[blazing field]

Calamity edits on tiktok made people think devourer was supposed to be some grim reaper who aurafarms everyone and mogs yharim or whatever it is people say these days when in reality he beats up anyone weaker than him to fuel his ego and then when the 1% of individuals that are actually stronger than him show up and beat him in a fight he becomes a crybaby

[regal vessel]

So how does he devour gods then

[halcyon seal]

I think dog should actually be a giant mechanical spider from the Oort Cloud that eats the Archetypes of planets before crash landing on Earth and going into hibernation

[blazing field]

By killing them

And eating them

[deft lily]

yummers

[hushed hazel]

more like 0.01%

[turbid halo]

Sounds like a niche reference

Give it up

[halcyon seal]

I had this one idea for a dog that starts out with HELLA armor, but it’s not actually useful armor, all it does is slow him down and the only reason he wears it is to look super intimidating

[turbid halo]

Hand it over

Your reference

[sinful dagger]

Usually when someone's an arrogant idiot like that they're a low-powered starter boss

Like Godrick in Elden Ring

[manic rivet]

DoG might be a fraud since he had to wait for providence to be on her deathbed just to eat her divine soul crystal

[turbid halo]

Ooooh

[blazing field]

That's not even canon

It's a infernum thing

[hushed hazel]

that's the thing

[sinful dagger]

I wasn't expecting one of the most powerful entities in the verse to just be an arrogant douchebag I guess

[turbid halo]

DoG really is just a first zone boss who got his stats switched up huh

[manic rivet]

Damn, Infernum gave me brainrot

[deft lily]

true!

[hushed hazel]

DoG actually has the power to back up his claims

...in the vast majority of cases

unfortunately for him, you are not the vast majority of cases

[turbid halo]

Its like Broly from DB

[deft lily]

infernum adding lore implications that dont make sense what so ever:

[regal vessel]

I think the new dog fight fits with his personality better

[turbid halo]

Arrogant and pr-what the fuck is that

[boreal quarry]

Am I the only one who keybinded jump to rightclick

[turbid halo]

What is that

[hushed hazel]

it made more sense in an old lore context

[regal vessel]

son

[halcyon seal]

a giant mechanical spider from the Oort Cloud that eats the Archetypes of planets before crash landing on Earth and going into hibernation

[hushed hazel]

which is where infernum started

[blazing field]

DoG is a hedonist that is basically treating reality like his own personal power fantasy and the moment someone breaks that power fantasy by reminding him there's people stronger than him he becomes very pathethic

[deft lily]

oh
yeah fair enough i guess

[fathom girder]

DoG becomes BirD

[hushed hazel]

lucille started working on infernum before 22 happened

[deft lily]

i see

[hushed hazel]

hence things like scal appearing in the crags to put down a flower or whatever

[boreal quarry]

Brimstone crag needs it’s own background

[blazing field]

if you want an actual unknowable being from an alien realm that is mysterious and cunning in its behavior and arrangements,

[hushed hazel]

cause in the context of old lore, yeah that does make sense. she went there and nuked the place without knowing its history, after all

[turbid halo]

Azafure too

[wild spindle]

has anyone used the vengful sun staff recently ?

[radiant sparrow]

Infernum has it so a lot of the post ml posses show up and do things in the world right

[blazing field]

signus

thats signus

[turbid halo]

Give me the subworld azafure

[misty wren]

yeah hes literally just homelander

[blazing field]

signus is literally the polar opposite of devourer

[regal vessel]

Why did the old calamity lore get scrapped in the first place

[tropic jolt]

actually seeing lore characters outside of their boss battles? impossible

[deft lily]

cuz it was bad lol

[blazing field]

im telling you hes worm homelander

[urban cloak]

just the sentinels iirc

[radiant sparrow]

That seems really cool

[regal vessel]

How

[deft lily]

a lot of was just shitposting that fab had come up with after his 22nd bottle of vodka

[misty wren]

sentinels and scal

[halcyon seal]

Also dog in the provi fight

[radiant sparrow]

Even still, that's a really cool flavour to the world

[halcyon seal]

Scal with brimmy

[hushed hazel]

aurafarmer vs aurasower

[misty wren]

(fab wasnt involved with old lore afaik)

[radiant sparrow]

I love when worlds feel lived in

[deft lily]

? i thought he was

[urban cloak]

dog and scal are more of cutscenes to me but yeah i suppose those would count

[deft lily]

maybe im mistaken

[blazing field]

The old writer team left after the 22 incident and the new devs rewrote the lore because old lore was kind of a unorganized mess and properly "fixing" it would basically just be a rewrite anyawys

[boreal quarry]

Storm weaver hunting harpies

[blazing field]

Mind you

[hushed hazel]

well maybe some of the earliest core elements

[blazing field]

Even the old writers for pre-22 lore which now mostly work on fables or othewrise just are doing their own thing

seem to agree old lore was kinda shit

[misty wren]

fab was involved with the very first iteration or 2 of cal lore

[blazing field]

😭

Because they were'nt really

doing it for passion anymore

[fathom girder]

old lore is universally agreed upon as dogshit

[blazing field]

the state of caldev kinda drained them of it back then

[fathom girder]

DoGshit

[hushed hazel]

like the existence of characters such as yharim and yharon and scal and such

[fathom girder]

perhaps

[blazing field]

They could do much better but they ddin't have the energy to

😭

[misty wren]

old lore was the third iteration iirc

[hushed hazel]

but yes their development after their very earliest iterations he was not particularly involved with to my knowledge

[blazing field]

It had some interesting concepts,

[still bluff]

Table punch

[blazing field]

Most of which in some way or another still exist in the new lore regardless

[fathom girder]

It had EPIC AURA YHARIM

[blazing field]

Just polished and made to fit with a proper cohesive narrative

[deft lily]

yeah
feels bad
but, it seems they have moved on and are overall doing better

[fathom girder]

PUNCHED A TABLE SO HARD HE SHATTERED THE EARTH

[blazing field]

Y harim table punch is not on the new lore however

[deft lily]

WHAT

[fathom girder]

a shame

[blazing field]

which is the current writer's greatest crime

[fathom girder]

that was the only good part of the lore

[deft lily]

worst character ever

[blazing field]

@rose laurel Add Yharim Table Punch. Now

[halcyon seal]

High Frequency Murasama is always gonna be funny to me

[deft lily]

delete him

[misty wren]

reb did end up rewriting it for new lore actually

it just

[blazing field]

Ok so, hear me out, right

[misty wren]

wasnt ever meant to be canon

[blazing field]

Yharim, punches a table

[fathom girder]

Tbf it is a direct MGRR reference, ofc it has to be Sam's sword 1:1

[blazing field]

ok you following me?

So, he punches a table right

[rose laurel]

Ok!

[blazing field]

And, and you're not gonna believe this

[tropic jolt]

what if he flips a table instead

[blazing field]

He kills everyone in the room

[turbid halo]

Question: Who wielded Murasama in calamity lore

[blazing field]

because he punched the table

[fathom girder]

flips a table so hard he destroys the dungeon

[deft lily]

shh let cheese cook

[turbid halo]

Or is it just Draedin's sabersword toy

[blazing field]

It's not canon in-lore

[fathom girder]

I think draedon just kinda. made it

oh

[still bluff]

This is how yharjm killed the sunken sea gods

They met for peace talks
And he fucjing punched the table

[fathom girder]

yharim brings a table when he goes god hunting

[blazing field]

Writers have a personal chocie of not making any content that is explicitly a blatant reference or crossver with other media canon

[fathom girder]

he places the table in front of him

[halcyon seal]

The UHF (Ultra High Frequency) Murasama was a planned upgrade for the Murasama. It was planned to have several abilities and be a key part in defeating Yharim. The sword would have been able to emit gusts of energy, bypass 50% of enemy defenses, and allow the player to use a dash which acted as a better counter scarf dash with a certain key. The item has yet to be implemented due to one of the sprites being unfinished and the devs not wanting to code it. The sprites for the sword, dash cooldown, and attack have remained in the files.

[blazing field]

YES

[fathom girder]

punches it

god dies

[radiant sparrow]

What even is the old lore, dragonfolly was a failed clone...that's all I remember

[halcyon seal]

Imagine if this was in the game

[blazing field]

Tables are part of Yharim's regular god hunting supplies

[fathom girder]

oh I had no idea this was a thing

[turbid halo]

Wait, is it why it fkn SUNK?

[halcyon seal]

Forced melee for yharim would be so fucking funny

[blazing field]

No fluffy's shitposting

😭

[halcyon seal]

Fuck your rogue weapons man who gives a shit

[blazing field]

There is no Yharim Table in Ba Sing Se.

[barren nacelle]

I should get a donor item called “Donor Poison” and it kills you if you use a donor item

[still bluff]

I would never lie about cal lore

[misty wren]

the sprite is still in the files actually iirc

[barren nacelle]

It effectively instantly kills you as it is a donor item

[blazing field]

Wait holy shit dude

[fathom girder]

that isssss odd

[blazing field]

holy shit

unironically

insanely funny furniture item idea,

[urban cloak]

there's a universe out there where yharim and uhf murasama were actually implemented and the yharim fight is a 1:1 replica of senator armstrong's fight

[blazing field]

yharim table. crafted with auric bars and yharon soul fragments

[urban cloak]

scary to think about

[halcyon seal]

I always tell the truth about cal lore. Calamitas never worked for Yharim and nobody told her to destroy Azafure or Ilmeris she just did that herself

[still bluff]

YHARIM TABLE

[deft lily]

[tropic jolt]

it has to be this way

[blazing field]

it has a tooltip referencing the Yharim Table Punch incident

[barren nacelle]

It’s just his helmet

[blazing field]

PLEASE

ITD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

[still bluff]

Fryzahh please implement the table

[sinful dagger]

What's the point of this when Melee has so many long-range options

[fathom girder]

first instance of unique ai at least

[urban cloak]

what is The Table

[blazing field]

Fry

[urban cloak]

i havent been keeping up with this convo

[still bluff]

Yharim table

[blazing field]

Yharim Table

[still bluff]

The one he punched

[hushed hazel]

no fab would still probably find a way to recycle ais somehow

[blazing field]

Crafted with Auric Bars and Yharon Soul Shards

[halcyon seal]

You think it’s like a folktale the Yharmy guys tell in bars to hype him up

[fathom girder]

if you place it down and hit it with phospherescent gauntlet or whatever it triggers 50 auric mine explosions all at once

[blazing field]

It is a furniture item with nothing special about it

its just a normal ass table

[urban cloak]

mourning wood ai + golem jump

[hushed hazel]

maybe it would end up like prov where he accidentally makes something fun

[misty wren]

basically in old lore yharim punched a table so hard he killed literally everybody in the building he was in and iirc sent shockwaves across the entire planet

[blazing field]

Its tooltip references the Yharim Punching Table incident

[barren nacelle]

Last day of my warn, tomorrow I will be unstoppable

[fathom girder]

I stand corrected

[tropic jolt]

what would fabsol do for the cutting minigame

[hushed hazel]

and maybe it would end up like cryogen where you can't immediately tell what he mangled to get it to move like that

[urban cloak]

what the fuck were they doing for old lore

[still bluff]

LMAO

[hushed hazel]

but it would still be recycled vanilla ai

[blazing field]

Yharim Table needs to be the good-hearted kind and benevolent lotus flower rebirth to the Cirrus Couch

[sinful dagger]

But I'm not going to lie I don't really know the lore of this game

[barren nacelle]

Ogre AI

[sinful dagger]

I'm just guessing

[deft lily]

read up on it

[blazing field]

YHARIM THROWS SNOT AT YOU

[urban cloak]

true i forgot ogre is an enemy

[blazing field]

😭

[sinful dagger]

I know the lore on Elden Ring though

[deft lily]

theres an entire google document with all of the lore

[hushed hazel]

make it drop from permafrost because in old lore he felt the shockwave all the way in the snow biome

[boreal quarry]

Why did yharim not wanna eat the dragon egg

[misty wren]

SEVERED HEAD OF BRAELOR

[still bluff]

Auric snot

[hushed hazel]

the stars have aligned

the festival is nigh

[blazing field]

You guys need to add the Yharim Table dude itd be so fucking funny please im begging

[boreal quarry]

Basically marika done Messmer dirty

[misty wren]

i know braelor isnt dead but yharim would still throw his head and of course it would auric ban you

[blazing field]

😭 😭

[still bluff]

He wasn't dragon racist or smthing

[soft plover]

Allergy

[blazing field]

Counterargument:

Auric Snot

[hushed hazel]

he likes lizards

can't say i blame him

[manic rivet]

He doesn't like the taste of dragon eggs

[hushed hazel]

at any point in time my head is also full of images of snakes and various other reptiles

[urban cloak]

it wouldn't even be auric snot he'd just have the ability to shoot like lightning spirit bombs at you or smth

[boreal quarry]

Wait is yharim a lizard or human

[halcyon seal]

No but seriously I think having the Yharim table thing as like, random story about Yharim to hype him up that never actually happened for obvious reasons, would be very cute

[hushed hazel]

he's a human

[misty wren]

human, him being a lihzahrd is ancient ass forum lore

[hushed hazel]

i do like to headcanon him as having some very faint dragon-esque traits because of his attunement with yharon though

[tropic jolt]

back when the entire calamity lore revolved around the jungle

[sinful dagger]

Which is boring because base Terraria's lore already revolves around the jungle

[blazing field]

Folk tale told amongst soldiers of the crusade

[hushed hazel]

like a barely visible scaly texture to his skin and slightly sharpened nails and such

[misty wren]

auric teeth

[turbid halo]

Yharim's table
The sprite looks like auric tesla table garnished with a red velvet cover, crack lining up from the center.
When hit with Paladin hammer of might, shakes the screen for 10 seconds with powerful shockwave sfx.

"They say this table was the only survivor of Yharim's rage during Sunken Sea negotiations."

[hushed hazel]

i see the vision

[halcyon seal]

Yeah like that would be really fun

[hushed hazel]

random in-world stories and rumors that simply aren't true or exaggerate the actual truth (that don't solely come from yharim) is a neat idea

[halcyon seal]

If donor items ever pop back up for whatever reason I’m making mine Yharim table

[hushed hazel]

cause like yeah people do that

[misty wren]

"i heard hes so strong all it takes for him to kill a god is him punching a table in the same room as the god"

[halcyon seal]

Hold me accountable for this

[boreal quarry]

What is the dragon aerie is it gonna be a new biome or structure

[halcyon seal]

Subworld maybe

That’s really all we know

[hushed hazel]

people tell stories and sometimes they just get things wrong or sometimes they make things seem bigger than they actually were

[urban cloak]

subworld where you go to the fight yharim

[turbid halo]

Hm

Guys

What if Aerie is like the Fractured World from Dragon Hunters

Specifically before World Gobbler got kil

[manic rivet]

Yharim has the power of resonance where his hits are empowered and reflected onto the enemy if yharim punches specifically tables

[boreal quarry]

Is it just gonna be a place where you fight yharim or will it have good exploration

[urban cloak]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[radiant sparrow]

I'm not aware of you guys have but do the other dragons look similar to yharon?

[hushed hazel]

i believe the elder scrolls does this too sometimes and i think it'd help make the world's history feel more real, ironically enough

[halcyon seal]

Yharim is so far away literally all that can be said is “he’ll be a boss in a subworld”

[radiant sparrow]

Or are they completely different in physiology?

[misty wren]

maybe at one point he slammed a gods head on a table while fighting them but then the story evolved to he killed the god by slamming their head into the table super hard but then it evolved further to him slamming the table and the god (who was in the same room) just so happened to explode because of that, and then evolved further to everybody else in the room exploded because of that, and then evolved further to the shockwave could be felt all the way in the tundra

[turbid halo]

Ruined fragments of previously splendir land of dragons, aimlessly swirling around Yharim, its last reminder

[hushed hazel]

cook

[fathom girder]

but how would you implement rumors like that

is the main question

[halcyon seal]

Lore guys get on this

[halcyon seal]

Random item descriptions or NPC dialogue

[fathom girder]

or

[halcyon seal]

Maybe the Tavernkeep has something to say on it idk

[fathom girder]

OR

dungeon books could get some descriptions

[raw falcon]

oh yeah i remembered that someome said yharim killed a room full of people by slamming a table

[fathom girder]

So you can like. go to the dungeon and find random ass books that say some small readable exerpts

[turbid halo]

We deadass need better NPC dialogues for dis

[urban cloak]

who is putting the yharim table slam incident in the archives 😭

[radiant sparrow]

NPC chatter?

[boreal quarry]

I literally can’t get over this sprite it’s too good

[halcyon seal]

People archive random useless bullshit in real life all the time

[fathom girder]

idk but there's so many books to NOT write it down y'know

[urban cloak]

fair

[radiant sparrow]

Yeah it's fucking baller

[turbid halo]

Soldiers would not shut up if they didn't

[urban cloak]

if it were to be in a book tho id imagine it in another one-off structure

not the dungeon

[fathom girder]

why not the dungeon

or a forbidden archives thing even

[misty wren]

dungeon is more draconic

[raw falcon]

Cuz the dragon cult kinda lives there?

[misty wren]

seeing as. dragon cult lives there

[raw falcon]

Doubt they'd care about that

[hard copper]

add it to a draedon log

[turbid halo]

Nah

[urban cloak]

dungeon would be for more important things like the dragon cult and we shouldn't throw every story/lore thing imaginable in some fuck off book in the dungeon

[hushed hazel]

doesn't sound like the kind of thing he'd document

[raw falcon]

The table slam was old lore though wasnt it?

[turbid halo]

Draedon would DEFINITELY not bother with such fables

[fathom girder]

ogey

[halcyon seal]

The idea is have it as new lore thats just a WILDLY exaggerated story

[boreal quarry]

Reminded me of ancient dragons from Elden ring

[misty wren]

the dungeon books are most likely just all stuff that has to pertain to dragons or draconic folklore or history that involves dragons and whatnot

[hushed hazel]

i think it'd work as a throwaway npc line

like

[raw falcon]

Actually would azafure be a suitable place for such lore tidbits?

cuz regular people did live there and yharim is kind of infamous

[turbid halo]

Considering it made weapons for Yharim

[urban cloak]

azafure would have their own folklore/rumors/stories im not sure why they would have a story on yharim punching a table

[raw falcon]

so it'd make sense for someone there to have written it down

[boreal quarry]

So tehre 3 Subworlds planned . The distortion, Azafure and dragon aerie

[urban cloak]

azafure is not a subworld

its just the name of the city in the crags

[fathom girder]

Maybe draedon would tell us about the rumor of yharim punching a table

[turbid halo]

Chuck Norris

[halcyon seal]

Demolitionist using it as a segue like “yeah he killed so many people with that table, but you know what kills more? Dynamite”

[misty wren]

arms dealer has a line that says something like "word on the streets is that Yharim can kill an entire room of people just by punching a table"

he seems like the kinda guy that would hear that kind of story

[halcyon seal]

Arms dealer yharmy member confirmed?

[hushed hazel]

i can imagine the demolitionist saying something like "rumor has it the Godseeker once killed a god by slamming a table so hard they exploded... don't know why he'd bother when a bomb would do the trick just as well."

[raw falcon]

The fucking table is sending me so hard

[boreal quarry]

So is azafure here or is it planned to be added

[turbid halo]

TRAVELING MERCHANT

[raw falcon]

its the brimstone crag

[turbid halo]

Literally

Him.

[fathom girder]

Dude the table is legendary alright

[halcyon seal]

Right that guy exists

[raw falcon]

thats azafure

[halcyon seal]

Demolitionist or Traveling Merchant one of those two

Probably Demolitionist because it’d be natural

[raw falcon]

or the guide tbh

[turbid halo]

He can be our M'aiq the liar

[halcyon seal]

Honestly having Traveling Merchant give random lore tidbits would be very fun

[boreal quarry]

Damn it there’s barely anything there

[turbid halo]

The receptacle of old lore

[urban cloak]

crags will hopefully get an overhaul in the future that will make azafure a more apparent physical location in the world than it is right now

[misty wren]

demolitionist, traveling merchant, regular merchant trying to sell you a regular ass table, arms dealer, it could be fucking anybody

[raw falcon]

it would be really funny if the guide occasionally dropped absolutely UNHINGED lore tidbits or rumors

[urban cloak]

there aren't any specifics of how that'll be rn tho so thats all i can really give you

[hushed hazel]

nah arms dealer gives guy who fled to the heartlands because he's running from law enforcement and no prisoner is worth chasing into the second most hell torture continent on the planet

[slate folio]

hey so like

[raw falcon]

whats the first most?

[boreal quarry]

My favorite part of calamity aside from bosses is the world design

[hushed hazel]

i don't think we've been told

[slate folio]

how do you kill the armored digger without it running away

[turbid halo]

Probably wherever Calamitas vibes

[raw falcon]

my favourite is yharim killing a guy with a table

[misty wren]

the one thats literally just volcanoes i believe is what we have to work off of but thats not inherently canon

[misty wren]

she lives in a cave in the heartlands

[hushed hazel]

only that, until hardmode starts, the Heartlands is merely the second worst place to live on the planet

[turbid halo]

Ah

[blazing field]

Electricity stuns it

[misty wren]

electric debuff stuns it

[raw falcon]

yeah she was chilling in some random cave the entire game

[slate folio]

OH

alright then...

i was trying to look through the wiki, but alas, they havent finished updating it

[raw falcon]

it would be really funny if you could find her cave as a structure somewhere underground and encounter her randomly in there

[turbid halo]

Imagine if we can find it in game at some point: just absolutely random cave decored and housed by the final fucking boss

[fathom girder]

she would kill you instantly

like immediately

[slate folio]

and its been pissing me off how i cant reach it

[fathom girder]

no question

[halcyon seal]

She was in that one surface cave you never bothered to look in because “why should I go looking for that it’s obviously a dead end”

[fathom girder]

you're gone

[hushed hazel]

no i think at first she'd be like "what the hell are you doing in my house"

[raw falcon]

i mean, I dont think she would early into progression

[boreal quarry]

After the sunken update the brimstone crag is the next biome to be planed to be overhauled

[turbid halo]

"If you are slover than my running speed, you are gone"

[raw falcon]

cuz you're austensibly just some dude

[fathom girder]

She is a traumatized wizard of doom that doesn't trust literally anyone

[misty wren]

if you stay in the cave for 10 minutes real time she goes into boss mode

[fathom girder]

what makes you think she would let you wander in

[misty wren]

no

[raw falcon]

she'd prolly tell you to scram, then kill you

[urban cloak]

sunken sea isn't the next update

[misty wren]

we dont know when crag is gonna be overhauled

[fathom girder]

like blink and you're ash

[misty wren]

it could be next update for all we know

[hushed hazel]

nothing

but i don't think she'd kill you on sight unless you like. tried to force your way in or didn't leave when she told you to

[raw falcon]

you open one chest and she just curses you irl

[raw falcon]

seconded

[boreal quarry]

I read thsi wrong

[boreal quarry]

But it is?

[fathom girder]

I just don't think Scal is very like

reasonable

[halcyon seal]

It could be right? Just not guaranteed anymore

[fathom girder]

or logical after the things she's done

[urban cloak]

:)

[fathom girder]

she only listens to you after you beat her into the pavement

[hushed hazel]

she feels bad about the whole Killing People thing already she wouldn't still be resorting to violence as her first resort

[halcyon seal]

Right, dev role

[hushed hazel]

as, like, a third or fourth resort though? yeah i can see that

[tropic jolt]

next update is WORMSTORM
source: it was revealed to me in a dream

[urban cloak]

its true!

[raw falcon]

you stole my dream :[ I want it back please

[turbid halo]

BrainDog

[tropic jolt]

yoink

[turbid halo]

Luffy:Naaah

[radiant sparrow]

I really do think that scal is a pretty good fight

[raw falcon]

:[[

[hushed hazel]

consider: she's panicking because she thinks another version of the guy who pointed her at all the people she ended up killing and pulled the ripcord has appeared

[turbid halo]

Who cooked BoC btw?

[misty wren]

nah jevil/carny confirmed yesterday that its not coming soon

#calamity-update-talk message

[urban cloak]

@fallen olive

[misty wren]

big e

[turbid halo]

And calamitas clone

Epic job

[misty wren]

calclone i think was doze

[urban cloak]

clone was @dull heart

[hushed hazel]

she wouldn't reach that conclusion when some random jackass wearing plain iron armor walks into her cave

[dull heart]

hi

i did clone visuals and box

[fathom girder]

y'know

fair lmao

[raw falcon]

I think her fight is okay tbh. Its not the best, considering most of her attacks just consist of flying up and down for dodging, but its servicable

[radiant sparrow]

It's a decent bullet hell

[turbid halo]

I am very inclined to worship you

[misty wren]

i mean yeah her fight didnt get a rework and her fight hasnt ever been particularly good

[turbid halo]

Fucking stellar

[fallen olive]

👋

[fathom girder]

Doze is great yea

we love doze

[radiant sparrow]

You, fucking fantastic job on brain of Cthulhu

Actually a good boss now

[raw falcon]

Stand proud, you can cook

[turbid halo]

Do you plan doing other bosses Big E?

[halcyon seal]

If Big E is this good how good are the other 25 letters

[raw falcon]

they fucking SUCK

[turbid halo]

They make the rest of Calamity

[manic rivet]

Who is the Big E?

[raw falcon]

all my homies hate A to Z

[radiant sparrow]

I like C

[turbid halo]

T

[raw falcon]

I think C is spying on me through my window

[turbid halo]

Look above

[raw falcon]

talk some sense into him

[turbid halo]

S E N S E

[raw falcon]

Big E is watching

[vivid hemlock]

right i forgot to change this

[boreal quarry]

E

[manic rivet]

Am the only one who thinks polterghast deserves a resprite?

[vivid hemlock]

curse of 10 billion year old doc

[halcyon seal]

Every boss is getting a rework eventually

The order of said reworks is unknown

[boreal quarry]

I think it’s getting one

[arctic cliff]

No, a lot of people want him to get one

[halcyon seal]

Polter is getting this fuckin Alcides baller ass new design

[hushed hazel]

considering the devs are planning on entirely redesigning it no

you are not

[raw falcon]

high likelyhood that mechs are next iirc

[fathom girder]

Considering polter is currently in the process of getting a new sprite

[halcyon seal]

Regular right

[manic rivet]

Hoping they make polterghast less similar to plantera

[fathom girder]

you are not alone in this no

[raw falcon]

yeah

[fathom girder]

You would be correct

[halcyon seal]

That’s good to hear

[fathom girder]

Polter's gonna be like. A mass of armor or something

[hushed hazel]

that's the plan

[halcyon seal]

Name one person who likes Destroyer

[fathom girder]

me I like destroyer

[regal vessel]

Lowtech

[fathom girder]

Brainstorm destroyer is actually pretty cool

[hollow onyx]

is the brainstorm update in just the regular calamity mod or do i need to download something else?

[raw falcon]

mass of souls possessing an armor i think

[fathom girder]

I like him

[boreal quarry]

This is what it’s planned right now

[manic rivet]

Wyvern's call victim btw

[manic rivet]

that's sick

[hushed hazel]

this guy is not one of us

melt them

[fathom girder]

WHAT

NO

DON'T-

NO

[vivid hemlock]

goodbye

[fathom girder]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pseudo vector]

its a base calamity update

[hollow onyx]

alrightt

[raw falcon]

chat can we kill the destroyer

[boreal quarry]

What do y’all like betterreworked Devourer of gods or infernum dog . I like reworked because I like death rays

[fathom girder]

generally speaking that is what you do to bosses

they both have their ups and downs

[dusk bronze]

brainstorm
easily

[fathom girder]

I think BS dog could be a little faster

[raw falcon]

reworked tbh

infernum is too aggressive

[fathom girder]

and I think infernum DoG is a little too single minded

[raw falcon]

only for phase 1 tbh, phase 2 is fine in terms of speed imo

[fathom girder]

if BS dog was just a bit faster across all modes it'd be banger

[boreal quarry]

I feel like infernum dog ram dash go on for too long

[raw falcon]

its literally just ram dash: the fight

[fathom girder]

The way Doze incorporated the two modes that DoG has was flawless I'm ngl

[raw falcon]

wich is satisfying to pull off, but kind of boring tbh

[fathom girder]

like it feels right

feels intuitive

[astral vapor]

oh yeah i love it

[boreal quarry]

The dialogue and the sound audio of rework is also peak

[fathom girder]

the general vibe is much better y eah

[raw falcon]

I fucking LOVE the teleport visuals

they go so hard

[fathom girder]

the teleport visuals are wonderful yeah

[raw falcon]

i love the visual design of the fight in general

Also

lowkey obsessed with the telegraph stacking

it just feels so menacing

[boreal quarry]

Shatter a hole than rip a hole

The phase 3 telegraphs are the best part

[fathom girder]

like when he starts circling you?

[raw falcon]

yeah

[fathom girder]

yeah that shit goes hard

The timing itches a spot in my brain

it is very good

[manic rivet]

Thoughts on the mana polarizer rework?

[fathom girder]

Incredibly powerful

It's a mainstay for non-flower mage builds

[boreal quarry]

Rework dog attacks don’t go on for so long it’s feel polished

[deft lily]

a christian cross?? in MY woke calamity mod???
gross!

[radiant sparrow]

Reminds me of funger a little

[fathom girder]

I can see it

the extra limbs and like

bloody face definitely gives the vibe

[deft lily]

who even did that polter sprite it looks pretty cool

[vivid hemlock]

triangle and tobias

[fathom girder]

Triangle I think?????

[deft lily]

i see

speaking of
are tobias' resprites even happening now that hes left the team

[radiant sparrow]

It's pretty good, the current Poltergeist is not amazing

[vivid hemlock]

he didnt pull any sprites

[deft lily]

cool

[fathom girder]

The end product may be a bit different ofc

[deft lily]

yeah obv

[vivid hemlock]

and triangle could just finish them himself since he worked on alot of stuff with tobias, namely boss sprites

[fathom girder]

but that's no big deal really

[deft lily]

as long as polter becomes something better and not just post moon lord plantera

[blazing field]

🥰

[vivid hemlock]

cheese appearance

[fathom girder]

post ML circle strafe boss

[vivid hemlock]

😨

[blazing field]

god bless tobias art direction

[manic rivet]

Tbf, what was the dev team thinking back then?

[fathom girder]

Remember

[deft lily]

they werent because they had no say in bosses up until like 8 months ago

[blazing field]

the "dev team"

[fathom girder]

Fabsol was the sole boss designer

Partially why getting rid of him was so transformative for the mod and team in general

[vivid hemlock]

the artists had to sprite bosses that were constricted by fabsol's boss design

[deft lily]

fabsol was afraid of anyone outdoing him when it came to designing bosses so he gatekept them for years

[boreal quarry]

Responsible for the double headed skeletron prime which was so baked

[fathom girder]

yeah...

[halcyon seal]

I’m saying man this shit is literally Alcides

The first one at least

[deft lily]

kind of sad that he was insecure abt a fucking terraria mod of all things but i digress LMAO

[blazing field]

I'm sure the current artists could cook something up cool incase tobias pulled his sprite, i mean hell

specially triangle i trust triangle when it comes to creature designw ith my life

However,

[fathom girder]

Oh they would

[blazing field]

godamn i really fucking love tobias's takes on things

[fathom girder]

Realistically, I would too

It's THE BIGGEST MOD

[blazing field]

hes amazing when it comes to art direction and creature desing and shi

[fathom girder]

like if that was my brainchild I'd have trouble too

[blazing field]

lizard scourge 😍

[fathom girder]

Temporary walls 🔥

[blazing field]

my son balahara

[fathom girder]

idk if that's even still happening lmao

[deft lily]

sure, but that ofc doesnt mean you gatekeep an entire aspect of the mod because you're worried abt someone "doing better" then you

[fathom girder]

yeah...

[blazing field]

depends on the fight rework itself

cuz thats more of a gameplay thing

but i mean

Whether that specifically happens or not,

if theyre still using the tobias design i assume the fight wont change that much from whatever previous plans they had

[radiant sparrow]

Balahara goated designed beast

[fathom girder]

It's at that point I'd just ask the devs tbh

[blazing field]

my horrible lizard climbing walls and eating people

[deft lily]

of course none of this is relevant now and the mod's boss fights will now ascend beyond our-

[blazing field]

Ill b honest i doubt they know at pgiven

[deft lily]

💥

[blazing field]

sso moment

but like i think its fair to assume that if the design dosent change atleast the core of the fight wont change much

[blazing field]

Cuz a well-made boss should be designed around its fight and vice versa

[blazing field]

I hadn't seen this one before

When did it get posted

[deft lily]

are we talking abt polter or DS

[vivid hemlock]

awhile agor

[blazing field]

DS rn but i mean

oges for both tbf

[deft lily]

fair

[radiant sparrow]

Feemsh

[blazing field]

wtf where ..

[deft lily]

i do enjoy tobias' desert scourge

[hushed hazel]

who gors there ,

[vivid hemlock]

calart i tink..

[tropic jolt]

aquatic beast

[blazing field]

We haven't seen the full sprite of course but

[hot wadi]

Is the head-only Oarfish a foreshadowing to this-

[blazing field]

It's already cool as hell from what we've seen

And the inspirations just furhter reinforce that

Armadillo Lizards, Salamanders, Balahra? This guy is Awesome

And again i just think Tobias and Triangle are great when it comes to creature design so

I trust that its gonna be awesome when the full sprite is shown

Btw vanillin

[deft lily]

it was teased in cal patreon awhile ago

[blazing field]

I couldn't find the animations for la creatura but i did find this

[blazing field]

Yeah i'm aware

[vivid hemlock]

yeah triangle posted that like i think january?

[blazing field]

From triangle's latest twitter post in calart 😭

Yeah

[hushed hazel]

"we" does not include the rich upper class

[blazing field]

The Horrible Stormlion uhhh

Thing?

[tropic jolt]

don't think that had the full sprite either (unless it was auric and im clueless)

[deft lily]

oh
yeah it wasnt mb

[blazing field]

Some sort of music instrument? SSome sort of Arrow-firing weapon?

[deft lily]

???

what does this even mean

[vivid hemlock]

wait what animation...

[hushed hazel]

the joke is that patreons are the rich upper class and thus get to see things normal users don't

[blazing field]

the one for the chud

[hushed hazel]

[blazing field]

the chum i mean

haunted chud ...

[deft lily]

-# true?

[vivid hemlock]

tobias posted it...

[deft lily]

i have donated 50 dollars to a passion project

this means im a ultra wealthy out of touch rich business man

[blazing field]

Is tobias even in calart

I thought he had left it

[vivid hemlock]

uhh maybe?

idk

[hushed hazel]

chudfish,,,,

[deft lily]

idk i like rarely look in cal art

[vivid hemlock]

#404775224106811412 message

yeah he left

but here

[deft lily]

bro has dipped from calamity and its entirety

[blazing field]

vanillin saying this was posted jsut a little ago

look inside

5 months

[vivid hemlock]

uhmmm

i meant the geetar...

[deft lily]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok sure

[earnest jewel]

Of course the aristocrats doubt the common folk.

[deft lily]

damn

i see how it is

😔

[sinful dagger]

So have the devs ever considered adding an underground desert boss

or structure

[deft lily]

there already is a structure i think

idk if they've considered adding a boss though

[earnest jewel]

Underground Desert will get stuff in SSO because it's attached to the Sunken Sea.

But no boss.

[vivid hemlock]

unlikely considering theres already a desert boss and someday-to-be underground desert miniboss

[earnest jewel]

Unless Xeroc loves sand, I guess.

[sinful dagger]

Yeah just the vanilla Pyramid

Could upgrade it and add a boss room

[deft lily]

just play fargos atp lol

i think it adds a desert pyramid boss

[vivid hemlock]

a nest for the desert scourge and maybe ruins, which would come with the sso update

[sinful dagger]

Who? asked

[deft lily]

[earnest jewel]

You?

[hushed hazel]

i asked

[deft lily]

insert "i asked gif" here

anyways

[manic rivet]

When was the last time I last heard that comeback being unironically used?

[sinful dagger]

A while ago since mine wasn't unironic

[earnest jewel]

Decades, centuries, a millennia perhaps?

[deft lily]

i havent heard that comeback since like

high school lmao

[earnest jewel]

What?

[manic rivet]

2020

[blazing field]

literally asks
get answer for question
"who asked"

[deft lily]

gd players discovering that there are people out there who dont play gd:

[blazing field]

calamitycorders are truly fascinating people

[earnest jewel]

I have played Geometry Dash, if that's what you mean.

[deft lily]

oh...

statement withdrawn

[dense tulip]

Calamity players don't read. But then again, no one ever does in any fandom.

[earnest jewel]

Hey, at least twelve of us read!

[manic rivet]

We don't read because we are more focused on boss rushing

[deft lily]

not surprising given that said user has

[vivid hemlock]

wow okay i see how it is, traitor

[buoyant pulsar]

why did they remove wing stats

[deft lily]

nvm not going to bring it up again

[earnest jewel]

Ok, fine, thirteen.

[dense tulip]

Thus I come with a question. Is there even a way of seeing defense or stat- Wait yeah in bestiary. I am silly.

[sinful dagger]

I was referring to the "play Fargo's" suggestion

[vivid hemlock]

it... is forgiven

[sinful dagger]

But I was also joking

[halcyon seal]

It does

SotS does as well

Both are pretty fun

[deft lily]

i havent played either mod cuz im lazy

[halcyon seal]

Always good to play non-calamity content mods

[dusk bronze]

jokes are supposed to be funny i think

[deft lily]

which is funny considering i advocate for ppl to play other large content mods 😭

i am the biggest hypocrite ever

[buoyant pulsar]

i thought you said jokers for some reason i think my brain is crashing

[sinful dagger]

That's not true, there's nothing funny about you

[boreal quarry]

Mod of redemption was the only non calamity mod I played

[dense tulip]

I member spirit mod

[halcyon seal]

The fundamental rule of comedy is that the joke needs to be funny for both sides

[earnest jewel]

So you're the one saying 'let them eat cake'!

[halcyon seal]

A joke does not function if only the person telling it finds it funny

[dusk bronze]

wow nice one ya really got me

[deft lily]

yeah pretty much

[halcyon seal]

Similarly, a joke also does not function if only the audience finds it funny

[earnest jewel]

Uh, they're blue, that's hilarious.

[deft lily]

i suck 😭

[dense tulip]

Its okay, juat stealth

[dusk bronze]

i'm green >:(

[halcyon seal]

This is an inherent part of humor, everyone needs to be in agreement that “yeah I like this joke, lets hear it”

[manic rivet]

Idk why you specifically decided to use an ancient comeback as the joke instead of something more caught up with the times

[earnest jewel]

I think you're colourblind.

[deft lily]

i love queer people

[dusk bronze]

shhh

[dusk bronze]

[deft lily]

(platonically)

[halcyon seal]

Saying you love them but calling them weirdos ?

Mods make him fight 2x speed malice ftw dog

[deft lily]

what

NO

[earnest jewel]

Typical noble.

[sinful dagger]

Because it's so low-grade that it successfully annoys people, case in point

[fast wren]

chat i have found unfortunate news after launching the game today

[earnest jewel]

So... It's not a joke?

[deft lily]

its over

[earnest jewel]

Lies.

[dusk bronze]

that's called ragebait

[halcyon seal]

See this is an unsuccessful bit

I understand what I said, but you didn’t

The joke failed

[earnest jewel]

Online we call that trolling.

[deft lily]

rip...

tragic day

[sinful dagger]

ragebait can include jokes

[halcyon seal]

That is a fundamental aspect of comedy you need to understand (you as in Ryan)

[sinful dagger]

Nah I like making fun of people

[halcyon seal]

Otherwise you’re just typing words and people are reading them and that’s it

[arctic cliff]

who asked for the “who asked?” response

[dusk bronze]

weird coincidence that only includes minorities what who said that

[deft lily]

ok thats fine, just dont expect to be treated any differently

[sinful dagger]

They might be disproportionately affected but it's not exclusive to them

[manic rivet]

Imagine the calamity devs add a miracle matter fishing rod with the sunken sea update

[earnest jewel]

Crazy thing to admit.

[deft lily]

that reminds me!

[blazing field]

They're lying

The cow layer is real

you have to find it

[dense tulip]

Not gonna lie, 1.4.5 calamity when it happens gonna be the best of times, with how nice terraria feels now.

[blazing field]

YOU WANT MY COW LAYER?

[halcyon seal]

XA-00 Poseidon

[blazing field]

YOU CAN HAVE IT

[radiant sparrow]

You sound like a fucking loser dude

[west ermine]

do you not need to charge draedon weapons anymore?? Or is it just the mounted scanner

[manic rivet]

Summoner is gonna be so peak since they now have early game whips that don't require you to go into the real underworld (Underground jungle)

[sinful dagger]

Don't take things so seriously bud

[blazing field]

Do you watch aurafarming jjk edits

[vivid hemlock]

cheese do you want to see an exclusive animation from the calamity files of the sheet of pape- i mean sea floaty

[deft lily]

that... doesnt make it any better lol but sure you do you

[blazing field]

YES!

Caps lock

Yes!

[radiant sparrow]

PEAK

[boreal quarry]

When 1.4.5 is ported I wonder how calamity skyblock will work

[earnest jewel]

How can you read this? They haven't labelled every element!

[earnest jewel]

Slime.

[boreal quarry]

The most boring option

[dense tulip]

I wonder if skyblock calamity compatibillity will be on the specs.

[misty wren]

its planned

[craggy wagon]

Dragons Aerie secret seed /j

[dense tulip]

Skyblock, DoG ate the world.

[earnest jewel]

Xeroc's Tunnel of Doom seed.

[deft lily]

secret seed that secretly adds yharim

[dense tulip]

Lorde

[deft lily]

lorde does NOT count

fuck the lorde

[misty wren]

iirc raesh and doze will push for compatibility and i believe raesh has stated before that if they need to they'll build cal skyblock compat on their own

[earnest jewel]

Start with Calamitas seed.

[halcyon seal]

Yharim is added and you can bug net him

[boreal quarry]

The seeds on the menu should be called special seeds and the hidden ones should be secret seeds

[deft lily]

wonderful

[misty wren]

dont remember WHO said that but i know someone did

[earnest jewel]

That's already a thing.

[dense tulip]

Who th is Xeroc tho and why we got his wings

[hoary edge]

peak

[earnest jewel]

Wings?

[halcyon seal]

The guy who first tasted an auric soul and went “yo wait this is kinda gas”

[earnest jewel]

No.

[halcyon seal]

Nope, nameless is a different guy

[craggy wagon]

xeroc and nameless are NOT the same oh my god

[halcyon seal]

Xeroc is like living in the sun I think

[manic rivet]

Oh great, The infernumrot is killing me

[boreal quarry]

Nameless is non canon dawg

[dense tulip]

Thats the only thing I got in my memory bank with Xeroc attachdd to it. Xeroc wings. Not sure if I just dreamt of that or if it is real

[earnest jewel]

Nameless Deity isn't in Infernum.

[manic rivet]

WoTGRot

[earnest jewel]

There was Xeroc armour years ago.

[craggy wagon]

Xeroc Wings were a thing but they're LONG gone and renamed

[earnest jewel]

But renamed because it didn't have anything to do with Xeroc.

[dense tulip]

I am old

[earnest jewel]

Welcome to my world.

[manic rivet]

Basically, The Xeroc stuff was rebranded into Empyrean stuff

[blazing field]

la creautra

[dense tulip]

My knowledge is updated

[earnest jewel]

Now Xeroc is the God of Primordial Light, they control the sun.

[dense tulip]

I still member red scourge

Though blue was the one I fought the most.

[north plinth]

This new dog is so cool

[manic rivet]

It's so great considering that DoG was a reskinned destroyer when it first came out

[sacred garden]

are there any updated calamity class guides for the new update?

[blazing field]

Oh goodness you're ancient

You're like, unprecedented levels of ancient

[north plinth]

fr idk what other changes there are but the laser attack update is peak

[blazing field]

goodness me oh dear

[regal temple]

just realized my world genned with 0 living trees

[boreal quarry]

The sound design especially

[blazing field]

I've seen a few people remember blue scourge

but those who remember the red one? lord almighty

[craggy wagon]

i miss when scourge went from red to blue to fat

[dusk bronze]

bro's a pile of dust

[dense tulip]

I liked the chonky boy

Blue cacti

[dense tulip]

Well I do have skeledog pfp

[craggy wagon]

i miss when ds was really fat for some reason it looked really funny

[dense tulip]

One thing I appreciate, no more 1% weapons

[blazing field]

Well that just seems wrong dosent it

[rare tinsel]

SHIMP

[vivid hemlock]

they forgot to change it...

[rare tinsel]

PLASMA SHIMP

[dusk bronze]

shrimps is bugs

[blazing field]

Also did

did the 2.1.1 changelog page get deleted

[dense tulip]

You don't fall Schrimp a bug

Else you gotta call Horseshoe crabs a bug

[hoary edge]

plasma shrimp is peak sidekick for auger

[craggy wagon]

who is this auger i keep hearing about?

[hoary edge]

the sword

[vivid hemlock]

tier one arsenal melee weapon

[dense tulip]

Where is this fabled tier list

[craggy wagon]

ohhh i think i got it confused with a previous conversation (im tired leave me alone)

[vivid hemlock]

lightspeed being bigger than some swords despite being a shortsword 🔥

god bless the ultimate calamity style

[dense tulip]

Hellkite sword is awesome

[faint pine]

6 VOLT SHIMP SPECIAL

[blazing field]

Shortsword btw

🥹

[vivid hemlock]

see?

[blazing field]

shortsword
only weapon bigger than it is a literal claymore

[barren nacelle]

I’m doing my best

[vivid hemlock]

smh you arent working fast enough

[barren nacelle]

They whip me

[blazing field]

sorry crispy

thtas the plasma shrimp now

it looks like that

[manic rivet]

Watch as the cosmic shiv becomes bigger than the claymore when it eventually gets the elemental shiv treatment

[dull heart]

who says it will

[jagged copper]

ironic how we go from a shortsword that stabs at immense speeds, to one that stabs the slowest

[barren nacelle]

the file is also called plasma shrimp

https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/File:Plasma_Shrimp.png

I cannot find the sprites in the files for the life of me

[stuck kite]

uhm

projectiles -> draedon's arsenal?

[barren nacelle]

I will mention Star Swallower Containment unit's sprites still exist internally