#calamity-update-talk
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^
when is the upd?
they all despise it

throw on Wrath of the Machines and call it a day
tomorrow
exos rework in 22 fargo days
"Who wants an exos rework?"
"Who wants to MAKE an exos rework?"
2 days*
nuh uh
troll
Bro living in yesterday
My timezone is objectively better
rn its just "run in a straight line and pray to christ you dont get hit" simulator
Brainstorm 30.5 hours
We're sure it'll take them a while
lucille materializing whenever someone mentions her mods
but it's SO GOOD
Peak
what
infernum
I am omniscient
why did that message delete itself??
this letter will self destruct in 10 minutes type shit
vaporized
sentenced to 10 hours of fanmade exo mechs themes
valid reason to learn how to make mods
fight's ass but I don't think this is really true outside of the mayhem phase


draedon motif will be engraved into your brain(storm)
nah ares is
the entire time
so the fighting exos experience
I want to see someone get so spited by base Cal exos that they literally sit down for two years learning game design, programming, and art design so they can remake them on their own
the majority of the fight is
in a different engine
I will consider this
isnt somebody making them in minecraft
Hylamity Mod
Just wait for yharim fight to be 6 or maybe 7 hours straight
ahem ohhh CD!!!!!!
/j
is calamity compatible with 1.4.5?
no
they stopped making calamity. go home. you're free
the good ending
emerging from ozzatron's basement and shielding my eyes from the sun
That's gud because no one hates Calamity quite like Calamity players
truth nuke
sad but true
Reminiscent of the fallout fandom lol
Malice mode?
I am reborn as a carnivorous flower after every calamity playthrough
looking at calamity in the state it won’t be tomorrow i look at myself thinking i can do better given enough time
😨
😨
😨
dread
Me looking at all the players that get to play BrainStorm on release knowing damn well I'll get spoiled before I get to play it
Wait, you have autic tier
Does that mean you already played the update?
brainstorm for $50

so basically the secretly added yharim-
💥
Krilling you
me playing Vanilla instead because I'm busy
I don't have USD
I love calamity 🍭 😄
Brainstormation
are you full of whimsy and joy
false?
Imagine if someone buys Brainstorm early acces 1 min before the actual release 😭
sucks for them ig
bro that would be crazyyyy!
Nah Imagine if soemone Baught BrainStorm after it relesed 🤦♂️🤦♂️😭 😭☠️
Was really ready to argue about this but I'm starting to realize that I might have missed out on certain tactics during my own fight with the exo mechs
I see
No worries
Lemme link my one fight with them, maybe you can tell me if I was being a dumdum :p
feel free to
youre cool enough for embeds to work i think
anyways apologies for the shitty bitrate :p
This was from the only solo playthrough of this mod I've ever done
oh u were summoner
I fumbled hard on enraged Thanatos but that was like my second ever time reaching him
yeha no this is true
I know now I gotta stay closer to his head
yeah idt I can critique it cuz ive only ever fought exos as melee
Valid lol
pro tip: dont sort by "new" on the brainstorm trailer
its uhhh
I was moreso curious about whether I could've done better on certain phases if I just straightlined and didn't realize I was making things harder for myself :p
😨
cuz like
fair
brainstorm tomorrow in your nightmares
I did hella vertical evasive maneuvers for Twins
AAAAAAAAAA
get the shi out of here
didnt plan it it dont worry

hhh
based
Me gonna do it right now:
rip
best to just ignore those ppl
a massive update is coming out tomorrow
the mod is dead because the mod is getting an update
yeah the cal reddit is a strange place
calamity removing redundant qol that I already get from mutant mod killed my grandma okay?
Get outta the reddit that place is a cess pit of negativity and morons
Gonna do this rn
its either whining abt some random ass thing in the mod, hating on the devs, or complaining that dm dokuro left the project 6 years ago
not using cosmolight killed my grandma okay?
Calamity is trying to make me think when playing rather than mindlessly holding M1? Literally 1984.
nah for soem reaosn the mentality is more like
😔
dev (singular): based
dev (collective): evil
why is calamity killing peoplpes grandmothers this is an epidemic we need to do something about this
And instafiz was never heard from again
The classic.
Yahrim
"Is that another DoG rework"
Indeed it is! Now consider the fact it's been 9 years and 7 months since it had its last
little timmy overheard his unemployed 30 year old brother screaming about no yharim
This is why I fully intend on spoiling myself first chance I get
Holy shit calamity is old i never thought about that😭
9 years? how old is calamity?
Did the same shit with 1.5 I will do it again
older than the commenters
9 years and 7 months!
Cal's a very old mod lol
yeah there was a comment on the BS trailer whining about DoG being respirted(x) amount of times
TRUTH NUKE
DoG literally had its only rework 10 days after the 1.0 release
Much older than you think
How does DoG's respiration work
typo
ok but it's not as funny as people complaining about lore rewrite when its been 3 years since that last happened
oh yes I forgot that calamity will be turning 10 this year
I hate auto correct
can we go back to nebula enemy devourer of gods
pls
I like how they blame a nebulous "Calamity fans" for making Dokuro quit
Brother the call is coming from inside the house
Cal fans did indeed bully dokuro
Solar*
Hypocrites am I right
^
ive seen people complain about this like it still actively happens
In the same fucking breath too.
No no I'm referencing the time when he was actually a nebula enemy, not the fact he uses centripede ai lol
Mourning Dokuro again and then immediately complain about devs.
people still complain about dog resprites like the last one wasn't 6 years ago
Average calamity reddit user
true!
something something retiers inevitably causing minor rewrites
oh right
I say this as a guy who's been playing the mod since like 2017 I don't understand this weird attachment to him.
Oh yeah its goated
I probably should.
mimic alone is better then the entire TOACW album
speaking of its so funny that people willa ct like he stopped making music
it's like
Change mh mind
The answer is always that people are dumb and can't move on from their mistakes
The average calamity user recycles the same 6 year old topics they never actually lived past 2020
the what album
Unironically better than anything hes done for Cal
"it's so sad dok died..."
dok releases a new album
"it's like i can still hear his voice......"
I listened to one song from him but I forgot it's name.
Tale of a cruel world album
oh
ye
I do not agree at all but ok
I don't exactly agree with that but I can't disagree with it either considering I've been hooked to Glass House (to the point where I have not listened to Mimic)
☠️
you should listen to mimic
trust
It's always dm dokuro, yharon resprite, dog resprite/reworks
genuinely how most of the fandom treats him in my experience

genuinely its like the average calamity fan is stuck in 2020
or at least
"average"?
the average ones i seen online
its very strange
-# QUIT TELLIN PEOPLE I'M DEAD
anyway the album is like
50% good
I did not fw the first half I cant lie
obviously the "average" like
genuine tragedy that dokuros newer songs dont have millions of views
important distinction
doesnt even interact with the community
Outside of the Cal Discords of course
critical thinking isn't a skill the "average calamity fan" has
though ig that isn't a calamity only thing
you'll see that across most gaming fandoms
Dont forget "anything but adding yharim"
it's sad
though i dont like complaining too much there's a lot of really cool people
yeah most cal players never even interact with the community but I have a feeling a lot of that is bc folks in youtube comment sections and on the reddit push this mantra that the cal community is the worst online Fandom to ever exist
there are still users in this discord who think nameless is xeroc
Just don’t go to cal reddit or youtube
i just had sort of become kinda more jaded towards the community in the past year
Self fulfilling prophecy
Calamity is by far the least bad fandom I’ve ever been in
And it’s not even close
It's namely what I would call "the periphery" of the community.
vocal minority, perhaps
i perosnally can't all the fnadom most of my best and closest friends come from as dogshit just
yeah
Still Here was a song that rly helped me during the pandemic
Looking at it back now its not the best but i still like it a lot
all the losers who have nothing better to do but whine about something out of their control
you need to get into some better fandoms I think
there is very much a loud and vocal minority
We have a pretty decent look into the development and lore of the mod but they don't.
Also hot take: if you cant handle the cal the community i dont think you should be on the internet cuz uhh
there are far worse places then calamity or even tmod
Does Yharon die after the boss fight or just fly away I can’t remember
die
he gets deaded
murder
As far as I’ve seen that’s probably bc ur in the discord, and the discord feels much more chill than the rest of the fandom
death
to be rebirthed a while later
KILL
The trove community is 100% comprised of chuds (derogatory)
😔
I used to be in the Roblox RP community.
Never again.
Oh that’s cool
oh god LMAO
honest to god I thought trove died
not soon enough to stop the rest of the plot though
reddit RP is disastrous
Condolences
So is the only canon boss refight scal?
yeah
Maybe exos?
hi alex
the only explicitly canon one, yes
homestuck.
idk if draedon has the funding to remake his mechs lmao
do NOT bring back memories of my roblox satan cult roleplay days
Makes sense
Did you know? Yharon takes 10 years to revive on purpose to make the player feel bad for killing yharims only friend
i remember when respawning was a canon thing and Calamitas spoke about it
King slime maybe

nah the hosmetuck fandom is SUBSTANTIALLY more chill nowadays
true
GOD.
dragonfollies too
no need for funding when you make everything yourself
if you killed yharon back when he first released he STILL wouldnt have revived by now
Yeah any that are just big animals are canon refightable
The Roblox RP community is an absolute clusterfuck of racism, homophobia, controversy and so much worse.
oh no yeah fr, i was just remembering the old times
Why would I feel bad
I didn't think about that
remember when if you tried to butcher DoG he'd say FUCK YOU and instakill you
valid
The vast majority of the trove community is comprised of miserable losers
I love seeing tiktoks of calamity lore and its all just the old lore before the rewrite
tbf a lot of the new lore is unknown and still a WIP
not like draedon is buying the exo prisms from a back alley dealer
i am never going near homestuck
YOU CANT BUTCHER A GOD!! or something
I would put Yharon in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 3636363626 years fuck that guy.
was tiktok even a thing when new lore happened
"you think you can butcher... me?!
what if he is though 🤔
OH MAN I REMEMBER THIS
[Dead yharon voice] no youre supposed to feel really really bad man cmom
which hilariously is way harder info to find nowadays because its not in the game anywhere
✅
"He's Yharim's only and best friend!" He also cheered for when he committed genocide.
like
Ah right that.
All i can say is that people need to be grateful that a mod like calamity even exists. It has lots of content of good quality, stable transitions to new terraria versions
They need to be grateful for people who take time of their life to keep the biggest terraria mod alive and thriving, unlike many other big mods that got abandoned or deleted
If Calamity never existed and updated, then terraria modding would go on a completely different route thats for sure
People are so spoiled now
you'd have to be actively going out of your way to find incorrect information
beating calamitas first try and she calls you a cheater
buddy thinks he's sisyphus
uh
I remember the Calamitas hit limit thing too.
so how does this stuff happen
I call this the dark souls effect
I couldn't defeat Calamitas until they removed it.
I feel like that's a fair mistake to make tho
Where people are used to actively having to hunt for weird "lore"
Because a lot of Cal fans do not interact with the mod itself
lihzahrd yharim tiktok when
The way alot of people got exposure to the lore for the first time was the uh, dokuro msuic videos, which had little bits of old lore text
so then they made lore videos about the old lore looking deeper into it
its a very easy mistake to make and it doesnt hurt anyone but it is pretty funny
and thus the domino effect
And then they try to be like “the old lore was better” like respectfully hard disagree
My first exposure to the lore were those stickman lore explanation videos
oh absolutely in large aprt due to that sort of that suppsoed to be getting in to updates and stuff for like
The old lore was absolute dogshit.
They were cool videos
Same
lmao
My first exposure was the old wiki.
I remember those!!!
there were even suppsoed to be two veyr large and major things in brainstorm but
one got pulled for revision last minute
Cei i cant imagine how you feel and im so sorry
You know the one before Fandom bought Gamepedia.
and another is
What was old lore about?
complicated
It's a mess.
those can probably be put in post-release patches
eh i'll live
I can wait for lore updates and whatnot
yharim table slam earthquake everything else is meaningless
good question!
the stuff cei mentioned
Fandom wiki is really silly tho
yeah was gonna this
this is my goal right now
I think a minor update post-brainstorm for lore stuff would be nice
Youre a post release patch
🙏
Does he. Cause an earthquake
yes
i want the thing i'm working out out before june at minimum
that was a real thing in old lore
in old lore he slammed his fist on a table and it caused a massive earthquake across the world yeah
he slammed his arm on a table so hard it killed everyone in the room and caused an earthquake
old lore is yharim blows up galaxy's with his mind and every boss has 20,000,000 health for some reason
Of course Yharim lives through that
Aura
I think yharim should canonically be Trans trust (unless he already is)
🫧 🦈
Stronger than i am because if there was so much unseen information about my characters id be bitinb my fingers off in frustration
there was also a time where he was a really good magician who cursed calamitas into being eye creature
Yharim table slam needs to be a malice mode attack
the woke of a cruel world
I think we need a 5 hour Braelor and Statis make out session.
I think yharim is canonically classified as cooked (literally)
hot lava
I remember that.
Calamity mod has GONE WOKE and removed the awesome reddit chungus lore
yharims lava chicken
oh right
HELLO?
og lore was literally just hype moments and aura from fabsols imagination
Hi!
it's rlly funny
Is this the END of Calamity!?!!!!!?!???!!??
calamity mod gone WOKE??!?!?!!
makes sense
I should draw Big Chungus on the next Canvas so that it'll be added to the mod
#CalamityIsOverParty
it is pretty frusterating have so many things that were supposed to be out not out by now due to reasons partly out of my control yeah but eh it'll get out eventually. hopefully relatively soon.
I remember that too.
🔥✍️
Is there an update tomorrow? If so, what time?
the terraria calamity mod has been taken over by the WOKE radical LEFT! (ITS SO OVER)
It's weird.
calamity mod RUINED by WOKE PROPAGANDA!!?!?!! (there are people who unironically think this btw)
sob??????????????
🌊 ✍️
God fucking dammit im in class and now im hoing to be think8bg about house rat and trying not to losr my shit while the professor is lecturing go to hell cd
yeah
when do we get the house cane line
Yharon = Captain Falcon confirmed!?
I LOVEEEE YYHARIM TABLE
What.
well yeah it doesnt perfectly allign with their values so its woke
You know what sure.
It's weird.
I think Yharim can sort of do it with Auric Rejection.
yharim sits down on a toilet too hard and sends out a shockwave that kills everyone around him and causes an earthquake
Shakespeare wishes he could do this
Every post moonlord boss needs 900 billion health minimum
Auric tesla toilet 
Grrrrrrrrr how dare people have basic human empathy grrrrrrr
He accidentally activated Auric Rejection when taking a shit.
thats why the auric tesla toilet exists now
what the fuck is happening
yharim is "the guy"
Is there an update tomorrow? If so, what time?

Hype moments and aura.
6 PM EST
ADD IT TO THE COUNTER
6pm EST
#mod-announcements reading is fun
man i can't believe the story about a dictator taking power due to the indifference and unwillingness to act from others and causing devstation towards everybody else is went POLITICAL by including a nonbinary character
Imagine having the update be tomorrow
wait
woiuld never happen
update is actually tomorrow isn't it
yharim tomorrow
✅✅✅
will get delayed I fear

THE PROPHECY
commence the ritual
jharim today
nope
still technically more than 24 hours

get your brainstorm tomorrow memes at the ready
Helppppppp
-# brain
STOOOOOOOOORM
brainstorm for $50
because as we all know war is famously an apolitical thing
we need more non-political games, why cant there be more games like silksong. silksong has no politics in it 🙂↕️
Whos nonbinary (I only know killing bosses in my way)


yeah non whatsoever
or seven
die
perhaps eight
War is just natural human nature its not political. This line of thinking isnt political either. Obviously
lol
just like my favorite apolitical game
brainstorm in three MOTHERFUCKING seconds
You literally play as a Princess
6 or 7
fallout: new vegas
🤣 🤣
they dont make games like they used to 🙏
didnt you hear? 7 is problematic media......
two thirds of a worm boss

wrong, another apolitical gem exists too
it's called disco elysium
I love games that don’t involve politics, like Skyrim!
All the best stories exist in a vacuum and have nothing to say about the societies or world we live in
Give me a moment.
here we go
what 7 did to 9 can never be forgiven
It's time
Brainstorm is stealing their attention during pride month 🎉 🎉 🤣

true
T⍑∷𝙹∴ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⚍ᓭᒷ↸ !¡ᔑ!¡ᒷ∷ ᓵ⚍!¡ ᔑリBRAELOR X STATIS↸ !¡ꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS. T𝙹 ᓭᒷリ↸ ╎ℸ ̣. リ𝙹∴ ╎リOGSCULE ꖎᔑ∷⊣ᒷ ᔑᒲ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣ ᓭ ╎ᓭ ʖᔑ↸
To me this feels like what would happen if you mixed Andrew's sense of humor with Andrew's style of lore
can you believe it guys?
brainstorm, just a day away!
Is there a doc for this
uhhhhh
Lol, i tried to make my own exo mech theme but its so trash, here's a snippet 😭
it got here so fast!
iirc thereis an old lore doc
🫧 🐈
lemme grab it
woohoo!
There was one that was on the wiki
Obviously gone by now
idk where it is though
something something good castle evil castle meme
This is incorrect disco elysium is a known political game which is why itd be better if it was avout a young witch in the alps solving the disappearance of her neighbors catthhhurcju65hng x sh n gyu
Dude I wanna read the old lore doc now
oh i was about to post that
rejoice
Yharim the type of guy to write a bad review then lament on it an hour later
yeah there it is
my favorite apolitical game is limbus company thats uhhhh uhhh ok i cant even make a good joke about this one limbus is like thhe most political game ever
Now I get to start my 7th running modded playthrough that’ll I’ll probably get distracted and forget to finish 
If you think about it

My favorite apolitical game is FF7
south korea if it was the size of a continent

There making disco elysium political 👎 🥀
All the lore bits are just yharim angst posting
blasted with the neuralizer mid sentence
its so funny watchigng rifters complain about the ff7 remake who have VERY CLEARLY never played the original ff7
My favorite apolitical anime is Mobile Suit Gundam.
I think we should delete every game that's political
goodbye video game industry
the whispers are all just yharim going bohoo i couldnt finish my genocide bohoo yeah
Only game left is peppa pig for the ds
I am actually not a very big fan of the remakes but not for those reasons at all
cutting it close...
I love the original
Command grab Yharim.
My favorite apolitical series is star wars
sitting down on my apolitical couch eating my apolitical popcorn and watching my apolitical blorbos
My favorite apolitical game is trove
Why is armored digger mining ore for us now
i used to play that all the time.
WDYM NO
peak
Star wars is very apolitical
Trove 2
My favorite apolitical show. Andor.
my favorite political game is battle cube play battle cube for only 1 dollar
you will surely not regret battle cube
Having apolitical sex with my centrist wife

DVNSNKVKNKJ
My favorite political game is New Super Mario Bros, after all it is about 2 factions of people fighting and one of the leaders trying to marry another leader
Sorry, can't do much about it
Eating my apolitical fried chicken.
the stampede of
's
Trying not to laugh at my phone rn
🤣 🎉 💯
THE SWARM
truth sweep
What cal character is the most woke?
brie lore
me
And which one is the most racist (and why is it Draedon)
its dog
Okay good point actually
its dog
DoG
yharim is a close second
🐕
Dog is both woke and racist
yharim is actively racist in-game yes
😭 incredible
Oh no
Yharim is racist!!!????!!!!????!!????!!!
Not really sure how he pulls it off but he does
calamity mod if it was WOKE:
- GAYharon
- calamiTRANS
- DEIvourer of Gods
- Draedon
man i cant believe the genocidial maniac with main character syndrome is also racist
Reddit gold
Draedon would not say slurs. That would be DoG.
thank you kind sir!
honestly impressive for someone to give off enough racist vibes they outdo the canon racist
Nah but Draedon is a gamer you see
draedon would not say slurs he would put a sonic weapon up to the mic
Dog would wear cat ears, what would you expect
Does draedon play trove
how much damage


die
I'm imagining the hot yaoi template but with DoG and Noxus oh my god.
it took me a few seconds to get it
I'm almost free
Wheres all other stats tho
i envy you
i don't think that would do anything except destroy the mic
what
I’m sickened but curious
While I believe this insignificant construct barely deserves mention, the Lihzahrds revere it unflinchingly.
I see no need to intervene in affairs beneath me and my people.
(about the lihzahrds
🫧 🐠
Noxus isnt even out yet
Ok so he’s definitely a trove player
I bet dog plays rust
noxus is still in the closet
will changelog on wiki gets updated once the update drop?
NOXUS IS CLOSETED?!!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!???!
Draedon def played Armored Core and thought that shit was lit
and he was right?
ty
He was
draedon wouldnt play armored core ihed have make an armored core irl
Even tho I don't like armored core mech designs much
Which characters would play Minecraft PvP? 🤔
i should kill you
Draedon
Look the mech designs are too complicated ok...
its a giant death machine
Draedon is in top 10 bed wars players
Andromeda when /j
dog
now
I can't wait for Calclone to pull up in the RX-78-2 gundam
check your calamity mod.....
Murasama rework when 😡
also i ahve this saved
oh
i have no idea why its captioned this
incomprehensible
Fym they're complicated.
but it is
Alpha and omega when /j
signus is a pathetic wet cat confirmed
killed 👍
They're complicated!!! I like sleek and streamlined robot designs
Like optimus prime

you are a fake robot fan
...Armored Core has that too.
bayverse 
You take that back!
That cat is way more pure than Signus.
Eated
how do you know
Ceaseless Void
signus never talks
Fiiissshhh
Brainstorm tomorrow
Ceaseless void is getting a resprite?
if he could for all you know he could bump into you accidently and would jsut go "oops! soggry,,,,, :3"
one day
Trove 2 tomorrow
We go way back
somebody put this on fandom wiki
every boss except leviathan, anahita, providence, scal and exos will be resprited Eventually™
people want to, yeah
Imo, Providence sprite was way ahead of its time
I love the football fish that is leviathan
I can't wait for Hive Mind and Perforators.
whether or not that's realistic is a different story
remember gelatum's providence? pepperidge farm remembers
i alos remember
I remember that.
it's amazing

Fat fuck.
Remember white blue providence
someone post it idk what that is
Brainstorm when?
tomorrow

30 hours
February 6-7
It's 6/02 already
3 years ago.....
zamn
Guhh.. Alright Brainstorm tomorrow
Dang
youre as beautiful as the day i lost you
WOAH, what is this????
Providence
fanmade provi resprite that never got finished
They starved her
can someone show modpack with new calamity
I like my providence with a little… rock… on her… rocks?
i wanna play after release with friends
i need to edit this for the release of brainstorm, by having brain of amidas undergo ascension pog

at what time tomorrow is the update releasing?
When will the next update be released brainstorm?
@pine swan @winged kelp 
went and gave the album another listen
honestly I dont see it
only song I felt was even particularly good was limit-II
like the rest of the album isnt bad by any means but it just felt... idk
oops my bad
I've come to make an announcement.
Brain of Cthulhu has a bitch ass boss design!
He ichored on my hecking life!
That's right! He pulled his dumbass stupid attacks out and ichored on my hecking life! And he said; 'they were this good, and I said that's a lie!
So I'm making a callout rework in my next Calamity update:
Brain of Cthulhu, your attacks suck! They're the quality of this murky paste except way smaller!
And guess what, here's what your rework looks like!
That's right baby! Awesome attacks, no trolls, no ugly visuals, look at that, it looks like a boss with good quality!
He ichored my life so guess what I'm going to rework this boss!
That's right, this is what you get, My SUPER EoW REWORK!
Except I'm not reworking EoW,
I'm gonna go higher,
I'M REWORKING THE BRAIN!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YHARIM? I REWORKED BRAIN OF CTHULHU YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the reworks residue reworks the hecking earth, now get out of my sight, before I rework you too!
Red Nation gets nightmares of this every day.
What
hey thats totally fine. It definitely isnt for everybody
⛈️⛈️⛈️
⛈️🧠⛈️
⛈️⛈️⛈️
We call Reddit "Red Nation" sometimes.
It’s brainstorming in here…..
thunder
⚡
My head hurts
cant wait for the next update
wormstorm
reworks Rev+ EoW and Storm Weaver trust
Adds worm rain as well

Aquatic scourge and DoG

also exo mechs but only thanatos
do they know
DoG rework 3
Or the 8th according to a lot of "fans"
Umbrara
yes?
You alway here
And dont forget about desert scourge 
You are like Kiri
like who?
🪬🪬
Kiri
🐟
oh
Fih
i'm way more chronically online than umbara why are they catching strays
Always hanging around looking for update news
oughh my nuts. my signuts
So ur gona tell me skealtron is fair?????? Bascially he has 4 hand that moviang to fast and basically (summary) hard to hit. But not only. That his shoot big skul with aimassist (basically meaning like Xbox fortnite aim assist etc.) and ur goana tell me skeleton: hahaha I’m skeletraon and I grow back 4 hand hahaha never kill Me!!!! Me: does epic sword moment and kill him in one shot. So basically this boss inposabile
last thing I see before my adrenaline and rage bars suddenly vanish
hey look its John worm
is this a real message that somebody once typed with their hands and or feet
I am yeah
I see you on here a lot
Yes
I miss doze tho
L
bro what
He used to show lots of spoilers

sometimes I can still hear his voice
Who misses charged dart rifle?
yknow im not gonna say it
update in 30 seconds there's nothing to poil
They’re still with us in spirit
smh
wormstorm should be called "Can of Worms"
since we're jokingly calling it wormstorm
I can spoil my new favorite piece of equipment in chaos zero nightmare
I don't have anything Calamity related though
So void, like ceaseless
not true I just don't want to
can you post one pixel of the scal arena
no
Hi
post stargod
ok

I jump up n down
you must see it in its glory
(imo its peak)
goat
feed him to the stargod
terraria boss theme in the background is frying me
I haven't played Calamity for about a year. Has it gotten good updates? What about the addons?
YESSS
Update literally tomorrow
Jteoh 🙏
What is this
stargod
invoked star god
I know but from where
stargod
stargod
JTEOH 🙏
stargod
Nice. Are there any patch notes yet?
Whats genuienly happening right now???
Jonh god
the stargod must be fed
It’s in 29 hours cro
We can wait
Just stuff in #changelogs , so not the full notes
can you post 2 pixels of the scal arena
There's way more that isn't in there
I WANT IT NOW!!! 😭
cease
I cant handle this im paying 50 dollars
I can post a screenshot of Spore Harvester from chaos zero nightmare
i blast you with my big evil death laser
lmao

$80
tofu can you post the creature
Worm
most recent worm wednesday
Buff paladium lance and make it one shot every boss
No you can't, go pay $50 to get it now
YAAY

is there any idea of when the murasama rework update is gonna drop? im guessing when calamity updates to 1.4.5?

at some point in the future
definitely not brainstorm
they should buff some random weapon that nobody has ever used before to an absurd degree
Nobody knows
no plans currently
i eated it
Stratus Sphere ss tier
use a good weapon instead
Is it gonna be 1.4.5 compatible? Or is it too soon? Last I played, addons seemed a bit new, how are they now?
Paladium lance
😁
pins
Read the pins here it explains
yo mama
yall should remove murasama for a major update just to see how many people complain
:(
bullies u bullies u bullies u
Please
Reworked Murasama into True Tin Shortsword
Remove it

@dull heart I should've read those first lmao. Thanks
Remove it for April fools and see how much Reddit explodes
exoblade can be the true iron shortsword and earth can be true lead shortsword
people have no reason to complain, there's an easier to use more powerful tmelee weapon on the same tier (cosmic discharge)
a lot 
waiting for true submarine shocker
Reworked photoviscreator into a gem flamethrower (emerald)
was there a timeslot for the update to go out released guys?
true
hmmm. we shohld remove the entire astral for a patch
reworked heavenly gale into evil ass bow
pins
submarine shocker op
@dull heart change the internal name of murasama slightly each patch to force overhaul to update
no, dude... 😔
true
fun fact! I may have accidentally made Galileo Gladius do like 42k damage
true muramasa
accidentally
W developer fumble
it wasn't my fault smh
Pls make paladium lance one shot all bosses
wait true?
One of the testers was getting 10+ minutes with it but somehow they had its base damage 1/3rd of what it was supposed to be
make boringbow oneshot all bosses
❗️fryza
Make septic skewer do 500% more damage agains DoG
make the camper crash your game and corrupt your player upon crafting it
tofu ‼️
He moves at incredible speeds
Make the zenith kill.u when u get it
Did You Know! Eye of Magnus gets 20% of rogue stealth dmg bonuses
what calhaul effectively does:
Bc is useless
so eye of magnus with the stratus rogue weapon will be peak
would be really funny if for april fools trying to boot up calamity would boot up community remix instead
and meta
Septic skewer is viable against exo mechs.
So does anything that does average damage
what hour tomorrow is the update coming?
pins
for april fools make every boss summon spawn the lorde
W so it's not tomorrow for me, it's actually the day after
And every word is gfb
World
Mygoddd

Pyrogen
pyrogen
estrogen
Bouhlord
clamity
crack

Clammy
searslug
Green
p
fanny shot dead in azafure!
i will shoot him again
aww its not tmr for me 🙁
Estimated arrival at Port of Atlanta February 14th
terraria the board game so close too
2026 the year of the terraria
It's not that serious lol
Dude we eating good with terraria this year
Year of terraslop 🌹
it just seemed like it
Make lacerator do 1% more damage agins DoG 😭
Yep
ur terraslop
It does like 20x to dog
On GFB
The best terra slop
Brainstorm is the biggest update calamity will ever get
PEAKKK
doesn't that effectively shred him?
in terms of like weapons
SSO is smaller and more focused on one area, the Sunken Sea
Just forget SSO exists entirely
similarly to how the dao of pow is so damage bloated that it dissolves the destroyer
because as far as you're concerned right now it doesn't
like the biome doesnt exist orr
I didn't say sunken sea didn't exist
/j it really is better not to get hung up on it
I said that SSO effectively doesn't exist for you currently
oh nono ofc
it is not actively being worked on at all and is not even necessarily the next update
Someone might do that once the update's out
what else is doze HIDING from us...
Ohh, more people need to hear that
All work rn has been going into brainstorm
We'll decide what we're doing next after brainstorm
very excited
would you reccomend playing mage or melee for someone who never played both even in base
but chances are that y'all won't actually know what it is until we announce it officially shortly before release
melee
I would recommend not sticking to one class and using whatever looks cool
sso was only as huge as it was because of the content that is now in brainstorm
Brainstorm is SSO without sunken sea content
sunken sea was big but the non-sunken sea stuff (aka brainstorm) made it by far the biggest update in the mod's history
and brainstorm by itself is STILL the biggest update
but if you had to
whats your fav ig
Literal peak coming out tomorrow
Hey cdmusic I love the boss rush music
At least compared to any other class
thank you
i personally think mage got the biggest improvements of any class in BS
it doesn't constantly feel like its behind the curve now
That surprises me
Im so excited for brainstorm
I figured there'd be some hard buffs or nerfs to some weapons
im interested in the fact you said it has alot of mechanically cool weapons
C:
not generic beam
ngl it was only behind the curve in prehardmode anyway
I’m playing melee when bs comes out on june 2nd 2026
apoctosis array 💚
and prehardmode it got bangles + Mana Polarizer
Mana Polarizer is so so strong now lol
frost bolt and flare bolt help it a lot as well
yeah



