calamity-update-talk

[ivory lark]

we hate veggies

i'll be forcing @pseudo vector to make the green theme

[dull heart]

i volunteer as tribute for the storm weaver theme

[fathom girder]

Exo theme delayed by another 4 years

[fathom girder]

Storm weaver isn't a color...

[dusk bronze]

yeah it is

it's blurple

[boreal edge]

doze colored

[snow moth]

i'm glad you asked

[fathom girder]

Calamity 2 theme

[boreal edge]

Always bet on something happening

[ivory lark]

yeah

[frigid pebble]

something ever happens

[dusk bronze]

YOO

[pseudo vector]

hi guys

so

we did a thing

[ivory lark]

hi

[dull heart]

finally

i've been dying not saynig nythingthrfsjdf

[lavish otter]

So I immediately have two guesses, either menu themes or like...maybe one of those biome artworks you see while the game is booting up? I'm not sure if I'd consider those themes, but it's a possibility

Probably menu themes

[pseudo vector]

WE CAN FINALLY FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS UPDATE

[fathom girder]

Oh damn

[polar tide]

steamhappy nuclear fusion

[lavish otter]

YOU'RE KILLING ME

[frigid pebble]

Im going to destroy france if no one speaks up

[fierce hearth]

I don't believe you you're here to announce everything in the past year has been a lie and you've been pranking us all

[boreal edge]

Something happened

[ivory lark]

#mod-announcements

[terse dew]

sunken sea overhaul was an imposter 😨

[fathom girder]

Well thanks to syrup for doing the heavy lifting

[lavish otter]

OOOHHHH- Syrup did say something about that website

[fathom girder]

Can't wait to read stuffs

[boreal edge]

The dripfeeder

[polar tide]

patrons already knew about this btw [winks with both my eyes]

[terse dew]

the suspicious

[lyric trellis]

Wow no way!

[arctic cliff]

i was going to do more arcane odyssey but given recent news regarding SSO and 2.1 Calamity, I must instead assign my time towards something more important.

[lavish otter]

Y'know...come to think of it, this sounds like a name for something in the timeless shores
I've got my eyes on you

[arctic cliff]

gimme a sec

[frigid pebble]

yknow I thought it was a little wierd how many devs were in the chat

[polar tide]

they arrive like vultures to a corpse

[pseudo vector]

yeah so this update already has an auric beta folks
we’re in the testing / polishing phase with this shit

[lavish otter]

A little what now?

[lapis oak]

WHAT

[polar tide]

the entire thing btw

[lapis oak]

HOLY SHIT

CALAMITY PAGE

[lavish otter]

HWUT

[lapis oak]

WHAT THE FUCK

[polar tide]

go pay cal patreon 50 bucks right now

[frigid pebble]

thats it im destroying france

[polar tide]

im literally doing an entire start to ending playthrough with the beta

[ivory lark]

you can in fact pay $50 to get the update beta now, yes

[pseudo vector]

:)

[fringe quiver]

Glad to see Brain Sea Overhaul is coming out 😊

[lapis oak]

FUCK WAHT TEH FUCK

[boreal edge]

Please only spend money if you can

[lapis oak]

CINEMA

[molten grove]

lol

[fierce hearth]

SSO found dead in a ditch, Brainstorm unrelated

[pseudo vector]

dude keeping this update a secret was so fucking hard i can’t even lie

[lapis oak]

CINEMA

WHAT THE FUCK

SSO

[dusk bronze]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[molten grove]

NO, spend money even if you cant >: )
peer pressure !!!‼️

[dusk bronze]

[frigid pebble]

Im gonna cry

[polar tide]

^^^^^

[pseudo vector]

this website was also really hard to keep a secret

[lapis oak]

I PAUSED MY TASK FOR THIS

LET'S FUCKING GO

[boreal edge]

It’s only been two weeks you must’ve been really desperate

[lapis oak]

IT'S REAL

AAAAAAAAA

[terse dew]

please take out a $10000 loan and give it to ozzatron

[pseudo vector]

[boreal edge]

I’m stealing your L key

[lapis oak]

OMG

[polar tide]

im dancing around outside of caldev hq wearing a shitty mascot costume and spinning around a sign that says DONATE TO CALAMITY MOD PATREON NOW

[lapis oak]

SPOILER VIDEO

500 SPOILER IN THE SPOIELR VIDEO

[fathom girder]

Yoooo brainstorm update

[lapis oak]

500

SPOILERS

[agile citrus]

We got brainstorm. Now to get blueprint

[lapis oak]

FUCK

[fathom girder]

That's gonna be sick

[rose laurel]

At long last.

[pseudo vector]

the biggest spoiler video of 2025 :D

[lapis oak]

WHY'S TEHRE NO SOUND?????

[boreal edge]

590k character changelog

[lavish otter]

Actually I'm curious, is the 2.1 update for the mod itself called Brainstorm?

[ivory lark]

that'll come later

[ivory lark]

yes

[lapis oak]

WHY THE VIDEO DOESN'T HAVE SOUND I HAVE MY SOUND TURNED ON

[frigid pebble]

next update will be called storyboarding phase

[lapis oak]

😭

[lavish otter]

Interesting!

[polar tide]

oh you're breaking out the :D emoticon you must be really happy

[fringe quiver]

ive actually already known about this update but i had to remain silent and quiet for theyd kill me otherwise theyd boil me

[pseudo vector]

hope you guys have fun dissecting things and reading shit

[arctic cliff]

i figured it out

[pseudo vector]

and also check out the different website themes while you’re at it

[fringe quiver]

it's a calamity really

a catastrophe

[boreal edge]

Yeah as usual this is your fault…

[lapis oak]

WHAT

[fathom girder]

This is a neat way to go about the insane scope creep of sso

[lapis oak]

TEH FUCK

[fringe quiver]

we're in cataclysm

[lapis oak]

DOG

DOG

DOG REWORK

[hasty hawk]

I wonder now that theres an itermediate update

[fringe quiver]

This is @fringe quiver 's fault

I did it for you tis ok

[hasty hawk]

will my enchants get in?

[lapis oak]

CINEMAA

[fathom girder]

The dog rework seems very cool

[pseudo vector]

yes

[arctic cliff]

i must turn amidias into brain of cthulhu and then type "BRAINSTORM JANUARY-FEBRUARY FOR $50" on top of it

[lavish otter]

A little funny though, because while it's a cool name, it's funny that the update largely focused on an overdo of the Sunken Sea is named (seemingly) after the BoC rework that seemed kind of secondary for a while

[dusk bronze]

WHY IS THE HOLE LIKE THAT

I'M SO MAD

[boreal edge]

They’re not merged no

[frigid pebble]

cdmusic should be called cdeverything lol

[arctic cliff]

unless the guy who did the amidias image does that for me

[polar tide]

bro is mad over the hole

[dusk bronze]

i'm not actually that mad

just annoyed

[dull heart]

ozz hasn't been merging new content for a little while now

[lapis oak]

OLD DUKE

[dull heart]

except stuff specficially 2.1 critical

[lapis oak]

OLD DUKE NEW VISUALS

HOLY

[polar tide]

you should be beucase it would be incredibly funny if someone was mad about The Hole

[lavish otter]

I believe in you!

[lapis oak]

PROVIDENCE

[fathom girder]

Old Duke actually having vfx is crazy

[mellow spade]

new update anticipated around in January/February 2026????

[fringe quiver]

tof mention

[hasty hawk]

oh well, I hope y'all dont delete em I guess

[polar tide]

who is tofu

[agile citrus]

[fathom girder]

That's tofu

[fierce hearth]

This is our Sunken Sealess Overhaul

[hasty hawk]

artist dev

[fringe quiver]

bug in terrarium

[hasty hawk]

Metatrex is not Tofu

[polar tide]

(its a joke we're good friends lol)

[fathom girder]

Oh

[fringe quiver]

tofu is oomfie

[still bluff]

Worm wednesday

[fringe quiver]

john royart

[mellow spade]

holy peak the website's trailer looks amazing

[boreal edge]

tofu will be fed to the birds in three days

[teal bone]

who is tofu

[fringe quiver]

you

[fathom girder]

Wait

[fringe quiver]

me

[still bluff]

Who is cit

[agile citrus]

Axolotl Tuesday

[fringe quiver]

we are tofu

[polar tide]

we can't all be tofu

[pseudo vector]

we are basically a month away from what is the biggest update in calamity history :D

[fathom girder]

The dog laser wall we see in the trailer is very... stargod inspired i think...

[frigid pebble]

wait there's a release date???

[pseudo vector]

hope you guys are ready

we have a release time frame

[agile citrus]

Estimate

[boreal edge]

No public release date

[dusk bronze]

i wonder if they're made by the same person

[still bluff]

No fixed date, but no new content is going in now

[frigid pebble]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mellow spade]

this stuff looks amazing

[fathom girder]

Makes you think doesn't it

[polar tide]

wait what there's a trailer

[still bluff]

So it'll come out as soon as it's all stable for a full update

[mellow spade]

thank you calamity devs for being based and awesome

[fathom girder]

Brainstoooooorm

[polar tide]

or are you talking about the montage on the website

There is not supposed to be a trailer yet lol

[mellow spade]

the montage on the website

[dusk bronze]

[mellow spade]

for Brainstorm

[woven bridge]

are there any videos of the brain rework?

[polar tide]

okay you scared me

[frigid pebble]

there is no reason for a fucking mod to have become this peak bro 😭

[mellow spade]

yes

[fathom girder]

THE NUMBA ONE MOD

[mellow spade]

it's brief

like a 2s clip

on the website

[lavish otter]

Dafuc-
I saw people acting like it might take several months to come out in the Patreon Discord!

[stuck kite]

Let's have a brainstorming session 🤔 💭

[fathom girder]

Brainstorming rn

[lavish otter]

The lies and deceit, we've been played for fools!

[polar tide]

not me 💯

[fathom girder]

That dog rework looks insane

[mellow spade]

honestly this is just like

[fathom girder]

Just by visuals alone

[mellow spade]

incredible content

[woven bridge]

i have seen brain being summoned, is that what you are talking about?

[mellow spade]

58 seconds of it

[fathom girder]

Can't wait to fight him

[frigid pebble]

my brain feels rather stormy from exitement

[mellow spade]

and i already know i'm gonna have so much fun on this update

[agile citrus]

[mellow spade]

thank you calamity dev team

[fathom girder]

Honestly good work on making things work yeah

[pseudo vector]

yeah so i was definitely not laughing my ass off in the background like “these mfs have no idea”

[fathom girder]

This is a really good outcome

[woven bridge]

where can i see it?

[fallen olive]

🧠

[dusk bronze]

#mod-announcements

[still bluff]

I'm really impressed with how tightlipped the auric patrons were tbh lol

[lavish otter]

And I didn't, you all are nuts!

[polar tide]

:]

[fathom girder]

A little bit of it is in the 58 second video

[still bluff]

For even the rest of patreon to not know

[snow moth]

for legal liability reasons I implore you to not make irresponsible financial decisions in my name, or in the name of Azafure LLC

[woven bridge]

oh thanks, i didnt see that

[dusk bronze]

yeah i had no fucking idea there was even anything happening

[still bluff]

In the name of ozzatron

[lapis oak]

Frost Bolt rework, Purge Guzzler rework, CV mini rework, Providence new visuals, DoG rework, Shadowbolt Staff rework, Cryogen shield changes, M1 Garand, Old Duke new visuals, some fucking shits in the Aquatic Scourge footage???, Guards new visuals

everything new in that video

[fringe quiver]

some fucking shits 🔥

[fathom girder]

Do you have to change your name now

[wise bolt]

[polar tide]

TOFU

[fathom girder]

Brainstorm January-February

[mellow spade]

what if I take out a -$1,000 loan and give it to ozzatron

[still bluff]

No this isn't sso

[lapis oak]

idk vro what the fuck are these shits

[fathom girder]

Oh

[lapis oak]

they follow player that's all I know 😭

[wise bolt]

hi bro :)

[mellow spade]

would ozzatron owe me $1,000

or would I owe Ozzatron $1,000

[lavish otter]

Good point, good point, it's technically Brainstorm

[polar tide]

hi!!!!!!!!!!! who are you

[pseudo vector]

oh yeah tofu made some new doodles for the newsletter

[wise bolt]

idk i fogor

[pseudo vector]

he came in clutch and was very awesome

[fringe quiver]

dog eat brain

nom

[fathom girder]

W tofu

[polar tide]

you're a new doodle

[vivid hemlock]

so sso is gonna be 2.2 now huh

[still bluff]

Tofart is awesome

[polar tide]

TOFART

[pseudo vector]

tofu post them if you want

[wise bolt]

to fart

[fathom girder]

It should be 2.1.0.0.0.001

Reminiscent of fabsol update numbering

[still bluff]

Add 2 extra 0s

[hasty hawk]

SSO is now 2.2

WAIT FUCK

[agile citrus]

loud incorrect buzzer

[hasty hawk]

ITS 22

[wise bolt]

ough holdon

[still bluff]

EXACTLY

[fathom girder]

LMAO

Oh god

[lapis oak]

are you gonna inform about this website on other platforms?

[snow moth]

Problem: There's too much not Sunken Sea in the Sunk Cost Update

Solution: Release everything else. All at once.

[lapis oak]

@snow moth ?

[pseudo vector]

the monster changelog

[dull heart]

SAME

[still bluff]

We're doing bountiful harvest 2 except without fucking up all of master this time

[agile citrus]

The changetimber

[dull heart]

in fact

[fathom girder]

It's a great plan, i'm glad you ended up making that play

[snow moth]

I could post about it on twitter and bluesky I guess? I don't feel it's terribly necessary

[dull heart]

we're making master not suck this time

[snow moth]

the website is just

new

if you go to calamity mod dot com you see it

[dull heart]

i think posting the newsletter specifically on socials makes sense

[snow moth]

i could announce the newsletter tho

yeah

[frigid pebble]

omg yes

[snow moth]

let me do that

[hasty hawk]

probably a good idea so people dont complain when 2.1 is not SSO

[dusk bronze]

they still will

[pseudo vector]

i think it’d be wise to spread the newsletter as wide as we can

[frigid pebble]

Im holding my Yharon plush with pride rn

[wise bolt]

aforementioned doodles

[dusk bronze]

peak

[vivid hemlock]

tofu you will be analyzed

[still bluff]

Oh yea there'll be some complaints that this still isn't SSO

That is kinda valid too

[wise bolt]

naurr

[lapis oak]

do people even know that a Terraria mod now has an official website if you don't inform them 🥹

[fathom girder]

Kinda but like

[pseudo vector]

this update will legit change the whole game from start to finish lol

[fathom girder]

The hype behind sso was mainly because of all these other changes imo

I can wait on sunken sea's overhaul when the rest of the mod needs a lot more love in its current state

[snow moth]

there ya go

[mellow spade]

oh man, I am going to get skill issue'd so hard by this update

i haven't properly played calamity in like a year

[frigid pebble]

I was thinking earlier today, "man it would be so cool if Calamity got a modernization update"

[lapis oak]

OH MY GOD

[fathom girder]

I'm gonna get diff'd by malice dog

[lapis oak]

SUNKEN SEA

[mellow spade]

i can't wait to relearn every boss in the mod

i mean that sincerely too

[lapis oak]

IT'S THE SUNKEN SEA IN THE IMAGE

[snow moth]

we started with our website

[mellow spade]

like i'm actually so excited to see what's gonna be different

[slate folio]

Calamity state of the game is crazy 😭 🙏

[pseudo vector]

oh yeah the tiles will be in

[polar tide]

𝒢𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝑒...

[snow moth]

DRAEDON_CHONKER

[ivory lark]

fire?

[mellow spade]

this mod is its own game atp

[mellow spade]

i love the name

[high scaffold]

Chat is this true?

[slate folio]

reign of yharim:

[wise bolt]

fatass ..

[lapis oak]

NEW PRISM TILE LOOKS SO GOOD

[frigid pebble]

Im waiting patiently for my fat robot to arrive

[boreal edge]

tofu post the first draft of that one

[distant raft]

its all fucking on, panic buy everything right now

[polar tide]

WAIT THE LITTLE SHITTY DRAEDON?

[fathom girder]

Fabsol is spinning in his grave seeing the bosses get actually interesting

[polar tide]

PELASE

PLAESE POST IT TOFU

[wise bolt]

LOL HOLDON

[snow moth]

currently not merged; if it doesn't make it into 2.1 it'll definitely be in a patch shortly thereafter. depends on how much time it takes to test and polish everything we already have

[mellow spade]

i am going to buy five hundred of these plushies

no not really but i want to

[mellow spade]

crushed under the weight of 500 plushie draedons is a good way to go

[polar tide]

JIKGELJSOGLM;WJOTMLR;WEJTLOTGNWET

[boreal edge]

Fatass

[polar tide]

I FORGOT IT LOOKED LIKE THATT

IIFFHIEFBSJEFEFNSEKFSE

[frigid pebble]

lol

[polar tide]

HELPPPPPPojogm

[wise bolt]

DUMPY DRAEDON

[dusk bronze]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[fathom girder]

Dron acquired

[polar tide]

HE ISNT EVEN FUCKING SENTIENT

[frigid pebble]

like actually lol Im not just saying that

[ivory lark]

I think you should purchase a responsible amount. 1 draedon is affordable for most!

:)

[frigid pebble]

thats just dn

[fathom girder]

Ron

[mellow spade]

no one is falling for ts in 2025

[still bluff]

1 draedon for everyone so he can hear everything you say

[soft horizon]

I've literally never fought aureus why is the big crab like this

[mellow spade]

"five. hundred. draedons."

[soft horizon]

He pisses me off I can't outrun him

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044692425018441769/1418070730117222410/boppin.gif

run faster

[polar tide]

if i had the money to afford to be crushed to death by 500 draedon plushies i'd do it

[soft horizon]

I can't

Okay I'm switching to melee for now

[fathom girder]

What boots ya got

[soft horizon]

Frost

[fringe quiver]

If i had the money to afford to be crushed to death by 500 draedon plushies i'd not do it

[fathom girder]

Oh god

[frigid pebble]

omg I didn't mean to set up the deez nuts joke

[fathom girder]

That's why

Get those upgraded STAT

[fringe quiver]

and isntead just buy 500 signus plushies and dip them in milk and throw them

[polar tide]

loser

[wise bolt]

fuuck. aureua plushie

[high scaffold]

Brainstorm january-february

[polar tide]

[remembers you're a mod] uhh i mean winener

winnerner

winnr

[hasty hawk]

thank you, enchants dont need changes other than potential balancing and if someone wants an UI for Scathing’s bullet count or [REDACTED]’s dmg boost (its on tooltips rn)

[fringe quiver]

yep

[polar tide]

IWNNER

[fringe quiver]

thats me

im winner

[polar tide]

JESUS FUCK

WINNER

[fringe quiver]

thanks man

[polar tide]

GOD

[fringe quiver]

appreciate it

[wise bolt]

ff(:):$gnNb

[high scaffold]

Hopium administered

[polar tide]

yeah no problem

[wise bolt]

@fringe quiver weiner

[fringe quiver]

convulses

[lapis oak]

🥹 what even happened here

background portal looks brocken

[lavish otter]

OHHH- so you guys decided to do that after all? That makes sense!
I haven't gotten a chance to look through the website yet, so I thought this was just the whole thing

[fathom girder]

Flashbanged

[lapis oak]

who ate the bottom left

[frail owl]

he's trying to fart

[ivory lark]

thats a projectile

[wise bolt]

he broke it :(

[agile citrus]

Mountain is in front

[frigid pebble]

is dog good, like... like for real?

[pseudo vector]

fireball

[distant raft]

yeah

[grave geyser]

allegedly

[fringe quiver]

lmao even ozz calling it the Sunk Cost update

[misty wren]

oh right i have a question
is calamitys partnership with bisect still a thing

[lapis oak]

night time is so dark guh omg I couldn't even notice the mountain

[frail owl]

sunk cost fallacy, in my calamity?

idk it sounds bad

[arctic cliff]

hi

[wise bolt]

HELLO

[fringe quiver]

thanks i fucking hate it

[polar tide]

pinned

[still bluff]

Oh my god

[fringe quiver]

go to hell

[fathom girder]

There we go

[polar tide]

pin it

please

[distant raft]

we have been saying dog good in 2.1 for like [insert time since first dog behavior post was made]

[stuck kite]

nightmare fuel

[fringe quiver]

fuck you man

[polar tide]

LMFAOOOO

[dull heart]

oh my goodness

[cobalt wharf]

green needle update

[fallen olive]

Brian is approaching

[ivory lark]

that was fast

[lapis oak]

you yourself pinned it 😭

[high scaffold]

DoG rework...
DoG rework is real!

[stuck kite]

honestly it might be time to retract the update

[frigid pebble]

I just realized you literally told me about this a few days ago

[dull heart]

tofu is DYING in vc to that image btw

[fringe quiver]

thtas true

[frail owl]

this really is the r/batmanarkham of discord

[fringe quiver]

can you guys cancel it please

[grave geyser]

cancel the whole thing rn do it you wont

[fringe quiver]

no more braisntorm

[polar tide]

i can hear it. in my mind

[fringe quiver]

calamity cancelled

[distant raft]

i agree kill calamity

[fringe quiver]

BRAINSTORM FOR $50

[fathom girder]

Brainstorm had a stroke

[still bluff]

Overdone you've ended calamity

[polar tide]

I can hear you giggling, Tofu.

[frail owl]

i agree fargo is superior

[ivory lark]

it's a really good image

[frail owl]

calamity should be killed

[wise bolt]

imfucking dying over here

[dull heart]

new painting for 2.1 right there

[stuck kite]

i cannot hear brainstorm out of that fucking toy btw

[polar tide]

look at your dms btw

[stuck kite]

you cant tell me it says brainstorm

[pearl sentinel]

@fringe quiver what happened what did i miss

[fathom girder]

Put it on the newsletter

[still bluff]

we replace it every time a new update happens

[wise bolt]

eueie

[fringe quiver]

brainstorm for $50

[pearl sentinel]

i can do that for free usually

[fringe quiver]

this server has a cycle of rot and rebirth

[pearl sentinel]

oughhhh h hh my brain is storming

[arctic cliff]

so, what you're saying is, I've ended Calamity. If Calamity has ended right now, then SSO is never going to come out.
That would mean... insert amidas26 the beginning of a new age.png

[polar tide]

nature is so beautiful

[mellow spade]

oh god has the amidiasrot gotten worse since i was last in this server

[fringe quiver]

new shitpost comes out and the Horrors and then everyone posts it and then The Horrors and then a new one is made and it starts anew

[frigid pebble]

does it have a message to its master?

[mellow spade]

no. this is a fight you cannot win

[still bluff]

Amidiasrot is neverending

[ivory lark]

there's a new type of rot

the nature of decay has changed

[arctic cliff]

SSO delayed (seriously), different update containing everything else made for 2.1 will come out instead
it has never been the same since

[stuck kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcat-slug-cat-rainworld-rain-world-dll-gif-9409681497465427229

[fringe quiver]

amidias....

[stuck kite]

new rot just dropped

[fringe quiver]

has changed.

[mellow spade]

brainstormrot

brainrot

[fringe quiver]

i like how amidias has went past being a calamity mod character

he is a concept

a symbol

a abstract representation of madness

[fathom girder]

A legend to hold on to in dark times

[frail owl]

the slug

[pearl sentinel]

wow...

[misty wren]

and i have abstracted that to the face of Hatred

[fringe quiver]

calamity evil ⁉️

[mellow spade]

it's calamitymod.com

[misty wren]

yeah because thats not the right site

[frail owl]

what a calamity

[mellow spade]

oh god how many times is this going to happen

[stuck kite]

its gonna be 2030 and people would not have been done making horrors out of amidias

[agile citrus]

[pearl sentinel]

i wonder what calamity.com is

[pseudo vector]

[arctic cliff]

i dont think i can get any more insane at this rate, this one literally got fucking pinned

[mellow spade]

true

[misty wren]

alright pack it up jokes over

it got pinned that means its being taken too seriously

[arctic cliff]

nevermind im gonna have to make more to spite this poor sob

[mellow spade]

Firefox is giving me an option to continue without HTTPS
should I

idk I don't think it's worth it

[pearl sentinel]

yeah dont

[dull heart]

no

[misty wren]

dont do it

[frigid pebble]

do not open that shit on bing

[fathom girder]

Calamity.torrent installed on your hard drive

[fringe quiver]

Calamidadsuprema.exe

[misty wren]

you will fill your computer with more viruses than i could count

[teal bone]

[fathom girder]

At least 67 viruses

[frigid pebble]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

im sorry

[slate folio]

confused why we need brainstorm, i was okay waiting for sunken sea overhaul

[fathom girder]

LMAO

[misty wren]

cheese can you kill them

[fathom girder]

Too much of sso wasn't about sso

[vivid hemlock]

[fathom girder]

Is what the reasoning is

[still bluff]

🪷

[wicked temple]

bountiful harvest 2

[misty wren]

sunk cost update
solution: release the unsunken cost

[slate folio]

sso is no longer biggest update

💔

[frigid pebble]

maybe the harvest will be bountiful this time

[fringe quiver]

this one is instea dbtw

even without the sunken sea changes this is still the biggest update

its wild

[lapis oak]

wow sounds like, sounds like a good new

[misty wren]

yeah brainstorm takes the place rather than sso

[lapis oak]

😭

[pseudo vector]

sso was the biggest update because of all these changes

[dull heart]

sso is dead long live brainstorm

[wicked temple]

bountiful harvest 2 🙏

oh sso is dead

[fringe quiver]

literally bontiful harvest 2 actually

[dull heart]

not really

[ivory lark]

the changelog for this update is equivalent to 3.5 ares gauss nuke spritesheets

[dull heart]

sso lives just later

[high scaffold]

SSO got rid of its giant tumor of unrelated content

[wicked temple]

YAYYY BOUNTIFUL HARVEST 2

[high scaffold]

Better

[dull heart]

boutiful harvest but GOOD

[frigid pebble]

tumors aren't usually so peak

[fringe quiver]

harvests you bountifully

[fathom girder]

COUNT YOUR DAYS, CRATE ABUSERS...

[wicked temple]

my brain is shattered

[fringe quiver]

unshatters itt

[pearl sentinel]

so this update is basically "we have too many changes, send that shit to bikini bottom now !"

[wicked temple]

my mind collapses

[dull heart]

BH but it undoes a bunch of BH Boss changes

[misty wren]

bountiful harvest but the bosses get better rather than hopelessly worse

[arctic cliff]

btw if you want to fuck him over more, here is brain of amidias without the text

enjoy

[misty wren]

too many unrelated changes

[frigid pebble]

bountiful harvest but the harvest is bountiful

[pearl sentinel]

"see this is why I play thorium" "patrick shut the fuck up"

[lapis oak]

COUNT

[high scaffold]

Difficulty rework, finaly

[frigid pebble]

lmao

[lapis oak]

60 DAYS CHAT

COUNT

1/60 CHANCE WITH IT GOES UP EVERY DAY PASSING BY

[wicked temple]

half life 3 before sso

[misty wren]

if its a lot of changes but the majority of them are pertinant to the sunken sea yeah this wouldnt be happening but a lot of them arent exactly related to the sunken sea aside from happening in that update

[frigid pebble]

I should make a calamity advent calander

[pearl sentinel]

this rules btw

thank you ozzatron

[frigid pebble]

with a dreadon plush in each compartment

[wicked temple]

oh haii @wise bolt

[lapis oak]

60 DAYS

[arctic cliff]

right before sso releases im going to draw, as in actually draw and not use the nudge tool 5 million times, the various eldritch forms of amidas all celebrating the release

[misty wren]

no this calamity-update-talk

[high scaffold]

Impending joy approaches

[wise bolt]

planting 734859 million bajillion shitamajillion viruses and worms into your pc

[wicked temple]

plip

[pearl sentinel]

because we all know ozzatron is the only calamity dev

[wise bolt]

oye

[wicked temple]

meow

hruu

[stuck kite]

ur giving daily silksong news

[agile citrus]

Yet another worm boss

[still bluff]

Will this be the end of it

[misty wren]

the worm is in your brain this time

[still bluff]

Will we be free

[misty wren]

be realistic

[arctic cliff]

probably

[misty wren]

without mod action its not

[lapis oak]

DAY 0

TO DAY

[arctic cliff]

at least, probably from me

[frigid pebble]

what is astrum deus's opinion on worm bosses 🤔

[still bluff]

Daily SSO news

[wise bolt]

wor :)

[pseudo vector]

daily brainstorm news

[fathom girder]

Wor never changes

[misty wren]

THE WOR

need this but with astrum deus

[frigid pebble]

Fabsol truly did Wor Without Reason

[wicked temple]

Sunken sea overhaul february January

[misty wren]

i would do it but im lazy as shit and cant draw

[dull heart]

what if i told you i know that 2.1 will release before march

[wicked temple]

Sunken sea overhaul february January

[fathom girder]

Don't say that

Just in case :p

[wicked temple]

Sunken sea overhaul february January

[lapis oak]

BS JANUARY/FEBRUARY

[misty wren]

brainstorm january-february

[fathom girder]

We don't need a Rebecca png

[dull heart]

Calamity BS update

[lapis oak]

COUNT THE DAY

[dull heart]

random BrainStorm go

[still bluff]

TRUE

[lapis oak]

TRULY BS UPDATE 😭 🙏

[fathom girder]

"Yeah I think sso will release late 2024"

[fathom girder]

What in the bloody hell

[still bluff]

BH -> BS

[teal bone]

Xyk

[wise bolt]

ill draw it later im still holed up in bed

[wicked temple]

sso can’t not be 2026

[wicked temple]

could u imagine

[pearl sentinel]

@pseudo vector you should write more newsletters i liked that

[agile citrus]

[misty wren]

tofu isnt it like 6pm for you why are you still in bed

[wicked temple]

if it wasnt 2026

[wise bolt]

flipped schedule. i work better at night

[agile citrus]

Several devs have done all-nighters today

[wise bolt]

been sleeping for the better half of the day

[cobalt wharf]

i would believe you

i don’t know why you would split the update to take another 6 months

[pseudo vector]

glad you liked it :)
ozzatron and jasper were big helps in making it better but thank you

[cobalt wharf]

anyways W split

[dull heart]

true

[frigid pebble]

bro is truly a night time boss

[polar tide]

this made me laugh way too loud considering its almost 1 in the morning

[high scaffold]

Cant believe they are making DoG not DoGshit

[still bluff]

Thank you doze

[wise bolt]

doze goated..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800330416426713158/1447350055143997621/IMG_0461.gif

[fathom girder]

Dog will finally fit his theme

Can't wait

[frigid pebble]

I thought this was clever 🙁

[pseudo vector]

oh yeah you guys get to see the laser walls for the first time

they’re not projectiles anymore

[vivid hemlock]

laser walls are finally public

[fathom girder]

The lasers look way better

[agile citrus]

[dull heart]

is that video the death phase 3 ones

[pseudo vector]

no

[fathom girder]

Uhhh maybe

Oh

[dull heart]

oka cool

[pseudo vector]

its the death phase 1 lasers

[fathom girder]

The one where he circles around you and lasers you

That's phase 1???

[pseudo vector]

death phase 3 is way funnier

[lyric trellis]

Funny

[fathom girder]

Christ I don't wanna know how much hell malice dog will be

[polar tide]

i want to steamhappy but no nitro

[wise bolt]

shoots my evil lasers at you

[wicked temple]

mirror:

[wise bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[dull heart]

:)

[fathom girder]

Oh no

[lapis oak]

THAT'S THE STAFF REWORK

[polar tide]

works. thank you

[fathom girder]

Ohhhh no

I'm fucked aren't i

[dull heart]

malice dog is

yes

[fathom girder]

My first 2.1 playthrough is gonna be malice

[wise bolt]

evil worm

[dull heart]

terrible idea

[misty wren]

bad idea

[fathom girder]

Fully aware

[dull heart]

do death first

so you can appreciate dog

then malice

[fathom girder]

Oh

[wise bolt]

okok but itd be really funny

[fathom girder]

Oh he's that bad in malice

[dull heart]

i have yet to beat him

[teal bone]

Wheres the garand?

[fathom girder]

Alright dmode first then lmao

[misty wren]

thats like saying "oh yeah my first vanilla 1.4 playthrough is going to be ftw legendary"

[lapis oak]

SLIME GOD FOOTAGE

[teal bone]

i havent seen it yet i wanna take a look

[wise bolt]

sog

[lapis oak]

PING!!!

[pseudo vector]

https://youtu.be/NUzsVy9HdL4?si=pwcpmuHY-pzF7pkG

me when i beat death dog most attempts now because of the amount of time i’ve sunk in and people have no idea whats coming

[dull heart]

malice dog has been beaten by auric patrons though

[fathom girder]

Oh good

So it IS possible

Just um. I'm gonna need to pull a monster hunter

[dull heart]

and that was before cinnamon roll was avliable

cinnamon roll helps a lot

[lapis oak]

@ivory lark still no sound when we getting sound 🥺

[fathom girder]

Fear it, hunt it, respect it type shi

[pseudo vector]

that’s a my bad

[ivory lark]

wait a few weeks

[pseudo vector]

i edited the montage

[lapis oak]

😭 wtf

[fierce hearth]

Wait what's the new difficulty settings? Malice is GFB Death right

[lapis oak]

so there's actually no sounds at all guh

[wise bolt]

deaf

[fathom girder]

Legendary death

[fierce hearth]

Ya

[agile citrus]

Me when trying to fish and leviathan interrupts me:

[fierce hearth]

Ok

[wicked temple]

how is chat doing rn

[dull heart]

gfb malice dog is way easier than ftw malice dog

[obtuse hawk]

Im ok

[fierce hearth]

Shockingly okay it appears

[arctic cliff]

check the pins

[fathom girder]

Subtle nod to the fishing abusers getting ruined by crate changes

[wicked temple]

blocked

[fierce hearth]

"fishing abusers" bro anyone who's fishing is abusing themself above all else

[arctic cliff]

[pseudo vector]

shockingly calm in the wake of the new announcement

[wise bolt]

its good

[agile citrus]

Early in the morning and new world heading to bed

[pearl sentinel]

belly laughed to this one! woke up my pregnant wife !

[arctic cliff]

in all honesty its not a bad announcement, if anything that's what i was hoping for the devs to do, which was to hold off on SSO stuff

[twin juniper]

Just opened the chat
Where this came from

[fathom girder]

Brainstorm will be peak i'm so ready

[fierce hearth]

Again as I said before

[misty wren]

the newsletter

[vivid hemlock]

most americans are probably asleep

[fierce hearth]

Brainstorm is just Sunken Sealess Overhaul

[misty wren]

either that or just from doze seeing as hes a dev

[pseudo vector]

the newsletter yes

[twin juniper]

imma check it ou

[arctic cliff]

because clearly the Sunken Sea work was proving too much for the devs to chew off right now, considering the sheer amount of tumult this year

and also because the news gave me the best inspiration imaginable for the next tier of amidias.exe madness

[boreal pewter]

Soon enough I'll be able to share my epic gaming

[pseudo vector]

i need to try to no hit death dog

i’ve come really close

but i still haven’t done it

[dull heart]

i can't wait to share the malice dog bloopers

[arctic cliff]

anyhow. that is all. cya

[fierce hearth]

Shrunken Sealess Overhaul

[wise bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036498900326023208/1036500276741406760/IMG_3634.gif

[agile citrus]

8am. Should sleep

[wise bolt]

6 pm. should get out of bed..

[polar tide]

1 am. hi

[vivid hemlock]

fun purple website theme image

[lapis oak]

FUUUUUCK

IT LOOOKS SO GOOOD

[soft horizon]

Genuinely what do I do after Plantera in gfb

I can't beat any of these guys

[lapis oak]

@ fryzahhh 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[vivid hemlock]

@urban cloak youre 🐐ed btw

[wicked temple]

plplplpl

haii fryzahh

[arctic cliff]

pay the calamity patreon for $50 dollars (to access Auric Tier) so you can play Brainstorm this very second and fight better bosses

[high scaffold]

Is arsenal armor t1 coming in brainstorm?

[cobalt wharf]

does it actually have everything now or is it just specific changes from one branch

[arctic cliff]

i actually dont know but it would make my shitpost funnier if it did have everything

[pseudo vector]

basically everything minus bug fixes that have been worked on since the beta’s release

oh yeah the new mod icon in the newsletter

dia my goat

[cobalt wharf]

[frigid pebble]

chat should I impulsively spend $125.03 CAD on the plushies

[arctic cliff]

wait thats even funnier
BoC is just becoming the mascot of this update lmao

[dull heart]

add the auric tier to that

then ues

[high scaffold]

Im storming my brain till it 2.1

[pseudo vector]

rev+ brain is a straight up ground up rework

he was gonna be pretty significant regardless of what update he released in

[high scaffold]

Wouldnt rev+ now just mean rev/death?

[pseudo vector]

yeah

[frigid pebble]

in the further future when more vanilla stuff is reworked to calamity quality like the BoC it will actually feel like a seperate game

[pseudo vector]

no rev master or death master

just rev and death

[dull heart]

i can't believe we didn't use a reworked bobber for that levi shot grahh

missed opportunity

[lapis oak]

TRAILER SOON

[twin juniper]

What’s with the arrow in first DoG screenshot

[lapis oak]

TRAILER SOON 🗣️ 🔥 OMG

[dull heart]

warped/extreme grsavity

[lapis oak]

#mod-announcements WAITING ROOM

[frigid pebble]

omg its like the infernum scal hexes

[dull heart]

what is

[frigid pebble]

not scal the shadow one

the dog gravity indicators

[lapis oak]

FUCK

MY CHARTS

[twin juniper]

Cool

[lapis oak]

I NEED TO REDO IT BECAUSE OF NON-SSO CONTENTS

😭

[twin juniper]

are those bloodflare wing

[high scaffold]

I hope development of SSO will go much smoother after brainstorm releases

[vivid hemlock]

get to work

[obtuse hawk]

Hyped

[high scaffold]

You need 2 now

[pseudo vector]

have fun kiri

[lapis oak]

I hate editing my charts...

it's so glorpshit...

[obtuse hawk]

BoC looks awesome in the newsletter

[high scaffold]

You need one pack of charts for brainstorm and other for SSO

[frigid pebble]

oh I missed that makeship calculates sales tax for u its only 111.83 cad

[gleaming creek]

Brain of Cthulhu my beloved

[high scaffold]

Is SSO related weapons rework still a part of SSO?

[pseudo vector]

yes

[wicked temple]

@gleaming creek

[arctic cliff]

FUCK

[obtuse hawk]

Its in my top 5 fav bosses at least for vanilla

[arctic cliff]

i cant have my seashine hilt 😭

[pseudo vector]

sunken sea weapons have reworks but will not be part of this update

[arctic cliff]

day ruined

[high scaffold]

But do we get arsenal armor t1 in brainstorm pls tell me

[gleaming creek]

whar

[pseudo vector]

uhhhhh i don’t know

[wicked temple]

hii amy

[gleaming creek]

hewwwo

[wicked temple]

hihi!!!

[pseudo vector]

i’m too tired rn its like 7am and i have hardly slept

[obtuse hawk]

Get sum sleep!!!

[frigid pebble]

I should really fucking go to sleep damn

[high scaffold]

I did see a few whips tho

[pseudo vector]

they’re vanilla whips i think, unfortunately

[frigid pebble]

I need to make irresponsible financial decisions first

[lapis oak]

NOOOO 😭

it's fine...

I can wait...

[pseudo vector]

oh yeah i should shoutout metarex, sagittariod and xyk for helping me record the clips for that montage

[arctic cliff]

the solution is to turn Kiri's electrons into a post-mech whip

[dull heart]

i should shout out myself for being busy and doing nothing except proofreading at the end

[pseudo vector]

i could not have done all of that myself so they’re the goats frfr

[high scaffold]

Cant wait for mura to make a video going over all brainstorm spoilers ever

[ivory lark]

shoutout me for being emotional support to all of the developers

[dusk bronze]

electron gun
uses kiri as ammo

[still bluff]

And possibly for making a website

[silk pebble]

👀

[dull heart]

emotional support syrup, it's like cough syrup for emotional damage

[woeful pagoda]

holy shitt, DoG actually looks peak

[summer shore]

Ohhh

Update split

Epic win

[vivid hemlock]

freedom

at last

[snow moth]

what if I told you I thought about this and it was intentional

making SSO 2.2 so it's the 22 update and we've come full circle

[lapis oak]

😭

this fucking number dude I can't anymore

[gleaming creek]

sso being 2.2 is giving me flashbacks to geometry dash

[high scaffold]

Cant wait for all the calamity slop videos after update drops

[woeful pagoda]

It's been a while since I've actually enjoyed Calamity, and this upcoming update will definitively do the mod serious justice.

[pearl sentinel]

gitgudwo stocks are about to go up

[high scaffold]

Beating calamity with only [weapon type/line here]

[vivid hemlock]

new mura video showcasing the 22 million weapon reworks trust

[pearl sentinel]

hp;y shit ozzatron 2: 2

[fringe quiver]

beating calamity but im only allowed to use items that havent gotten reworked in update 2.1

[fierce hearth]

Wait I'm out of the loop what's important about "22" in Calamity

[lavish otter]

Does Getgudwo still make videos like that?

[fringe quiver]

:22:

22 developers left the team during the 22nd of a month forgot which during 2022

[woeful pagoda]

I think it is when all the dev team magically dissapeared due to fabsol's behavior

[pearl sentinel]

the 22nd month obviously

[fringe quiver]

Also the changelog count for removal of Drunk Princess was 22

[summer shore]

Frost bolt looks cute

[true oriole]

This place seems lively

[high scaffold]

And then calamity fables was born

[fringe quiver]

22 haunts this mod

[summer shore]

Purge guzzler looks crazy

[woeful pagoda]

[fringe quiver]

:22:

[pearl sentinel]

22nd of Vigesimus Secundus

[misty wren]

12th month

[vivid hemlock]

[summer shore]

And the weird dog staff that one looks awesome

[true oriole]

@summer shore damn, you blue

[fierce hearth]

Ah so 22 is like an anti-holiday

[woeful pagoda]

The annihilation of fabsol has brought extreme peak to both mods

[summer shore]

I'm blue

[pseudo vector]

i deliberately used purge guzzler because its cool imo

[misty wren]

no its circled around to being a full holiday

[fringe quiver]

then theres 25

[pseudo vector]

shadowbolt staff

[summer shore]

huhh

oh ok

[fringe quiver]

the 22 bullet, a single bullet that shot 22 different people

[vivid hemlock]

dandy profaned sprites ❤️

[fringe quiver]

the 25 bullets, a single guy jsut got shot 25 times

[misty wren]

22 is a holiday celebrated in rememberance
25 is a holiday celebrated in triumph for the horse has been killed

[snow moth]

Yes, I confirmed that a month ago by reaching out to a staff member. Why?

[true oriole]

25 bullet is a national calamity liberation day

[fathom girder]

25 is the only horse that is allowed to be beaten

[misty wren]

i was just curious

[summer shore]

25 may is calmas day

[lapis oak]

@vivid hemlock check the differences between my post comments and doze's post comments

[snow moth]

I also confirmed they still do modded terraria servers so yea should still be able to host with bisect if you want

[lapis oak]

😭

[snow moth]

And afaik they're still quite good at the business

[vivid hemlock]

where

[true oriole]

Nice newsteller btw

[lapis oak]

Red

[vivid hemlock]

ugh, yuck

[summer shore]

Provi looks gorgeous

[true oriole]

Is it a new thing or sth that existed but was never under the public's eye?

[lapis oak]

it's insane the differences when a dev posts something

[misty wren]

every time mpg used them they were good minus the one time tmod had a memory leak so they just gave out a free 2gb of ram to every server

[azure oak]

oooh website's up

[summer shore]

That orange pops so hard

[lapis oak]

vs. normal people

[dull heart]

Website isn't new but was entirely redone. Newsletter is new

[true oriole]

Ic, good to know

Domain repurposed, gotcha

[summer shore]

Will newsletter be monthly or just whenever they're done

[woeful pagoda]

is the ravager rework going to be a surprise?

[pseudo vector]

as frequent as we think they should be, we’re gonna work that out as we go

[lapis oak]

there're 2 Ravager reworks choose carefully

[true oriole]

Now, why would you react with a lotus flower, I wonder

[snow moth]

TML having a memory leak obviously isn't their fault at bisect

[summer shore]

Sorgy it's the stupid double tap

[pseudo vector]

i’m hoping that people like it tho

[azure oak]

website images are really cool

[true oriole]

Honestly it fits

[summer shore]

But I think it's funny so I'm keeping it

[true oriole]

Like, perfectly

[dull heart]

no it's already known

The rock walls now are solid and other stuff has been adjusted to match

[fathom girder]

Ravager walls but they're actually walls

[summer shore]

Ravager wall bitch slaps you

[woeful pagoda]

Interesting

[summer shore]

Watch yo tone

[lavish otter]

By the way, if you know at least, how does that work?

[vivid hemlock]

oh yeah so the slime god changes are gonna be in brainstorm right

[dull heart]

what do you mean by how does that work?

[woeful pagoda]

I was thinking auric ore tiles

[dull heart]

also I coded it so if anyone knows it's me

[dull heart]

No

[vivid hemlock]

ic

[woeful pagoda]

please tell us 🙏

[misty wren]

i assume in reference to hooks

[fathom girder]

Slime god will still be a free kill lets goooo

[dull heart]

Slime God despawn bug is fixed I think

Though

[fathom girder]

Aw

[lavish otter]

As in, how can you make it so whatever the rock walls are become impassable, without making them act like tiles?

[lapis oak]

DS rework is part of SSO right??? so no DS

[summer shore]

Does brainstorm include vanilla bestiary rewrite

[woeful pagoda]

I remember in infernum, if you had enough speed you could cheese the boss entirely to just its core part

[frigid pebble]

As much as I'd like to play the update early I don't think I can go higher that cosmolite 😓

[dull heart]

No

Wait

Yws

I misread

[lapis oak]

vro

[fathom girder]

Damn

[dull heart]

DS is SSO

[fathom girder]

No lizard scoog

[lapis oak]

😭 my heart jumped when u said no

don't scare me like that

[dull heart]

Scourge is not bendy enough yet

[true oriole]

Don't say it

Don't think it

[teal bone]

reminds me of this

this

[lavish otter]

Well now I am 😔

[summer shore]

?

[azure oak]

cool that the non-sunken sea stuff is getting added seperately

[fathom girder]

Technically scoog is a desert boss and not a sunken seag bogss...

[vivid hemlock]

why did you crunch it

[fathom girder]

What is that pink thing

[vivid hemlock]

princess

[azure oak]

also damn DoG already looks nuts

[dull heart]

that's just phase 1 :)

[lapis oak]

@teal bone goat can u check my my charts accuraccy after I'm done editing 🥺

[teal bone]

Yus!

[azure oak]

the laser phase looks fun now, and the boss actually seems like it takes advantage of being a worm

[dull heart]

yeah

[fathom girder]

Is it gonna do the infernum portal thing

[golden shell]

you think the update will be out before valantines?

[dull heart]

what is the infernum portal thing

[dull heart]

Yes

It will be

[golden shell]

yooo thats dope

[fathom girder]

It's like his phase 2.5 or whatever

[dull heart]

wait

Why did I think valentine's was march

[azure oak]

byeah the website itself looks really nice

[dull heart]

It probably will be but I don't actually know

[true oriole]

Repeatedly dashes out of the portal, creating a spread of projectiles

[fathom girder]

Where he goes into his portal, another one opens and he flies at you at Mach 20028 like 4 times

[dull heart]

I see

[fathom girder]

Yea

[azure oak]

also the new labs and sunken sea tiles look great!

[dull heart]

well I can't tell you either way so

[fathom girder]

Oh

Welp

[golden shell]

yeah valid, its hard to like get a good estimate even if you are a developer. i get the struggle mab