#calamity-update-talk

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valid crypt
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Why are you the server

hasty tangle
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its just the way forwarded messages look

valid crypt
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Not for me

mystic eagle
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ah

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Not for me either

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The fog is coming

hasty tangle
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cuz im on an ancient aztec discord mobile client

lapis oak
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How about Maya Discord

mystic eagle
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Discord compression will always be the worst thing to ever exist

valid crypt
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Why does it
Do that

mystic eagle
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Sure I love how Discord tries to compress images while I'm fucking looking at it

lapis oak
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Always post your pixel graphics in 3x for zooming purpose chat

mystic eagle
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"Let there be light"

earnest jewel
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That's uh... quoting God.

urban cloak
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really gotta wonder what actually happens to these damn gifs

pulsar cobalt
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they meet mr discord

mystic eagle
lapis oak
mystic eagle
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I'm trying to find something worse than the Flak Kraken gif

willow hawk
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Why is everyone calling the next big update SSO?

mystic eagle
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Wait till the end

mystic eagle
earnest jewel
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That's what it's called.

willow hawk
earnest jewel
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Sunken Sea Overhaul.

willow hawk
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Ohhhh

earnest jewel
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Overhaul.

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Starts with an O.

valid crypt
earnest jewel
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There already was a Sunken Sea Update.

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Added... Sunken Sea.

willow hawk
earnest jewel
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Banned.

willow hawk
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Alr thx guys

willow hawk
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Nah

mystic eagle
stone fiber
mystic eagle
stone fiber
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Pretty sure it got turned into a shotgun

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Or something

uneven tendon
mystic eagle
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That's what the gif is like due to discord

mystic eagle
hasty hawk
mystic eagle
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Me when I'm using a weapon and I turn into a C

stone fiber
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Guys so if there are going to be new expert accessories (like the DS and AS ones) what will happen to the old ones?

gritty shoal
urban cloak
gritty shoal
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Oh

tribal isle
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Changelogs in less than three

fringe quiver
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Like why are so many of them class-specific (Notably for rogue)

tribal isle
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will they add more difficulty sliders

mystic eagle
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Jumpscare

stone fiber
gritty shoal
tribal isle
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Saddening

thorny glacier
hasty hawk
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three

dusk bronze
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four

stone fiber
mystic eagle
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Not a bugged gif but Staff of Blushie is so unappealing

tribal isle
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It looks like a relic from like 2016

mystic eagle
earnest jewel
tribal isle
dusk bronze
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around the same time as the yharon resprite

tribal isle
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Changelogs in ፕዘዪቿቿ ዕልሃነ

dusk bronze
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which is even worse somehow

tribal isle
dusk bronze
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we've been stuck with the exact same chicken wing since 7 months after the mod released

dusk bronze
mystic eagle
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Took a while but I found something

thorn pier
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why are ur gifs cursed

valid crypt
dusk bronze
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curse of discord

mystic eagle
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This one is rather interesting

thorn pier
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nothing happens

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☹️

tribal isle
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Except changelogs

sharp ravine
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i wonder how development is going

thorn pier
sharp ravine
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i dont thin kwe have alot of teasers and what ever

tribal isle
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Changelogs in ᖇᓰᘜᕼᖶ ᘉᓍᘺ

mystic eagle
hidden ridge
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a tad bit of dust spam on this weapon i'm afraid...

pulsar cobalt
hidden ridge
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yes

valid crypt
mystic eagle
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I'm done looking through all weapon gifs on the wiki

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I have no life

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The ""best"" gif I found is probably Atlantis

fringe quiver
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They don't look like that because they're old and whoever made them wasn't as good of a spriter explicitly, more so they were intentionally trying to emulate that aesthethic

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so retro!

earnest jewel
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I never said it was bad!
I said it looked like it was Castlevania!

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I like Castlevania!

fringe quiver
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I didn't say you said it was bad either smh

sharp ravine
valid crypt
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Like

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They got other shit to do

dusk bronze
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like making the mod not suck

fringe quiver
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adding the final boss while the rest mod is the horrors would not be ideal

hasty tangle
valid crypt
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You are horrors

fringe quiver
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like imagine the quality disparity going from Exos into Yharim or something

pseudo vector
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like the others said yharim is the last thing we're doing pretty much

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we have a long road ahead before we think about him

sharp ravine
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oh holy shit hi cdmusic

valid crypt
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IF noxus and xeroc are decided to be done yeah there will be stuff after yharim but thats not guaranteed

sharp ravine
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what are they focusing on currently though

pseudo vector
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SSO

valid crypt
dusk bronze
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sunken cost fallacy

earnest jewel
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The Sunken Sea.

sharp ravine
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qol? boss rearrangements?

fringe quiver
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amidias

sharp ravine
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oh the sunken sea

plush carbon
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The (basically everything but) Sunken Sea update

valid crypt
sharp ravine
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please add a shell that can teleport you to the sunken sea

earnest jewel
fringe quiver
earnest jewel
fringe quiver
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The sunken sea pylon exists also

pseudo vector
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the sunken sea is the main event of the next update but there will be so much more than the sunken sea in the update

sharp ravine
dusk bronze
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astral pylon

valid crypt
earnest jewel
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That doesn't prevent pylons.

fringe quiver
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Devs basically are trying to rebuild calamity from the ground up if we're being honest

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The mod is extremely outdated in its design

valid crypt
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Fabsolian

fringe quiver
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And fabsol being fabsol didn't allow it to get updated very much

valid crypt
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Fabsolian to its core

pseudo vector
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fabsolian mod design

earnest jewel
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Some of the mechanics are technically using feudalism.

fringe quiver
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Which is why basically the only stuff that's actually well made in calamity is the gear, since that's what other devs actually had freedom to work on

sharp ravine
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yeah but its sure as hell gonna annoy the fuck out of me with the amount of astral sharks and drones fucking with me while i try to go down

valid crypt
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Slime mount down

plush carbon
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You could put a Pylon there

sharp ravine
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bro its not narrow

valid crypt
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Also yeah sunk sea pylon

sharp ravine
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amidias? and what else

valid crypt
plush carbon
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amidias......

valid crypt
fringe quiver
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i am the king of the sunken sea

plush carbon
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you probably only need Amidias

sharp ravine
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i need another npc to buy the pylon

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is amidias in love with somebody

valid crypt
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Idk the guide

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Idk

fringe quiver
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Angler

earnest jewel
native thistle
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please

sharp ravine
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who tf is amidios

arctic cliff
fringe quiver
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Except that amidias fucking hates the angler so that dosen't work out well

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maybe the pirate likes it

raw falcon
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he likes the pirate

earnest jewel
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Who doesn't like Pirates?

fringe quiver
valid crypt
fringe quiver
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and it'd have been ass yeah

raw falcon
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Ngl considering the code is as fabsolian as it is im afraid that the mod is like

fringe quiver
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At most fabsol would tweak dog around because he sure does love randomly tweaking bosses around

sharp ravine
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i put the pirate and amidias there and the fuckin pirate turns into a ghost

raw falcon
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actual spaghetti code atm

sharp ravine
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davy jones locker ass npc

valid crypt
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I think you shimmered the guy

raw falcon
fringe quiver
raw falcon
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but i have a feeling it is

fringe quiver
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Happened shortly after fabsol left

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And yeah from the looks of it

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it was

pulsar cobalt
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you can go look at it rn in the github

fringe quiver
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his code was complete ass he had like. a script with every single damn enemy in terraria's behavior on it???

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something like that

valid crypt
pulsar cobalt
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fryzahh did a bunch of refactoring on the vanilla npc changes (specifically the rev+ based ones)

raw falcon
# pulsar cobalt it is

Yeah i figured i just wanted to clarify that I wasn't saying it for certain, cause, frankly, I'm not a coder so I couldn't tell either way

sharp ravine
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so basically
-fabsol didnt let the devs recode the thing and just pushed them to do what he wants with his assholery
-his code sucks so its more outdated than wotg and infernum
-now the coders are taking their time recoding every nook and cranny so that it would be on par with wotg

earnest jewel
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After SSO releases the wiki editors also get to make their own overhaul! Amazing!

valid crypt
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Wotg being outdated?

earnest jewel
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Wrath of the Gods isn't even that old.

sharp ravine
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no no

fringe quiver
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wotg isn't even really outdated yeah

raw falcon
fringe quiver
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and it's not really

sharp ravine
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wotg is MORE higher quality than calamity

fringe quiver
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to be "on par with wotg"

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it's just to be Good

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this isn't a arms race

sharp ravine
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and thats whats making calamity "outdated"

fringe quiver
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nah

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It has nothing to do with wotg

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again

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this isn't a race

sharp ravine
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yeah i know im just bad at explaining

earnest jewel
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That's a completely different mod.

sharp ravine
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im not referring it as a race

fringe quiver
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Just generally the mod's poorly coded and designed

sharp ravine
fringe quiver
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If you compare it to several other mods in the workshop you realize it

distant raft
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something something dodges

sharp ravine
fringe quiver
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It's not wotg specifically is the point

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It's just in general

sharp ravine
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SO THE CODERS ARE GONNA MAKE IT HIGHER QUALITY AKIN TO OTHER MODS

fringe quiver
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👍

sharp ravine
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goddamn you guys take it too litterally

raw falcon
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Fables is better at being modern day calamity than modern day calamity tbh

earnest jewel
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That is also a different mod.

fringe quiver
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I think we all knwo

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anyways

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Yeah fables is way more polished than calamity is currently because they had no baggage of 20000 year old content on it

native thistle
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calamity's biggest advantage before fab left was its size, but it was quantity over quality for me

sharp ravine
fringe quiver
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And no fabsol

sharp ravine
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is fargo mutant another mod too?

distant raft
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mutant mod is a qol mod and thus is not subject to the same scrutiny that cal or fables is

pulsar cobalt
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also refactoring the code wont even make it "look" better, its all for the ease of the coders and to make background processes more efficient. if you had a good pc u might not be able to tell that anything was changed

fringe quiver
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generally refactoring is done for the coders themselves yeah

fringe quiver
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it wont change anything ingame except like. maybe performance sometimes

sharp ravine
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are you guys autistic

earnest jewel
earnest jewel
valid crypt
naive ice
valid crypt
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Lesbian jesus answer azzy dms

fringe quiver
earnest jewel
distant raft
sharp ravine
plush carbon
sharp ravine
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so thats why you guys take my rhetorical comments as literal

fringe quiver
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All things considered if you're in a terraria mod discord you're probably more likely to not be normal than the opposite

raw falcon
earnest jewel
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Answer the calls.

valid crypt
sharp ravine
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does that count

fringe quiver
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Yeah it counts

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You're not normal

valid crypt
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Yes

pulsar cobalt
naive ice
sharp ravine
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lmfao

valid crypt
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Thats neurodivergence

distant raft
vivid hemlock
sharp ravine
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this shit is confusing me

vivid hemlock
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calamity spoiler talk

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never change

earnest jewel
native thistle
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skong

plush carbon
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man

naive ice
earnest jewel
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But they aren't the same.

fringe quiver
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this is very calamity spoiler talk guys keep it up

naive ice
valid crypt
native thistle
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nothing is better then the rot

fringe quiver
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ragebaiting in MY calamity spoiler talk? inconceivable

earnest jewel
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The rot will be your undoing.

naive ice
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Tf is the rot

tribal isle
earnest jewel
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Your mind will fester and decay.

valid crypt
earnest jewel
naive ice
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Oh wait, brainrot?

valid crypt
naive ice
fringe quiver
native thistle
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everything will eventually be consumed by the rot, dont run, embrace it

sharp ravine
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I Got A Twelve Pack Of That Miracle Matter, That Shit You Can Only Find Walking Along One Of Draedons Transport Carriers In Azafure,Im Smoking On Auric Shadow Garden - Grown Dark Crimson Pack, They Watered This With The Auric Souls Of 36 Dragons.

valid crypt
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That it?

vivid hemlock
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remember when this place wasnt insane like a year ago

valid crypt
fringe quiver
native thistle
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no 😄

fringe quiver
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melon gun the god of insanity

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absorbed the auric soul of madness

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or idk

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the auric soul of being normal

valid crypt
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Freedom

pulsar cobalt
sharp ravine
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I Absorbed The Auric Soul Of That Kush™

valid crypt
native thistle
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calamity

earnest jewel
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Medic.

valid crypt
earnest jewel
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Banned.

thorny glacier
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Changelogs

native thistle
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plinko'ed

fringe quiver
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Not now

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Maybe some other time

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It's been a while since i've seen a enemy in changelogs

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tragic really

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As Jane "Enemy Behavior" Cheese this is truly sad

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Well i guess Burrower counts actually

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Even if it's less of an addition and more of a rework and not a sunken sea thing

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It counts i think

valid crypt
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Is burrower sapient enough to be gay

vivid hemlock
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i might kill you

valid crypt
fringe quiver
valid crypt
earnest jewel
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Is that on anyone's card?

vivid hemlock
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2 common melongun words in one message

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Wow!

valid crypt
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I hope you all suffer

pulsar cobalt
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uhhhh

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fabsol

vivid hemlock
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💔

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like podoboos

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are they done yet

fringe quiver
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How fabsolian.

vivid hemlock
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i know they got sprite edits like a few months back way after the changelog that said they were done but are they tho

earnest jewel
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One day... Sunken Sea Overhaul Part 3 & 4.

vivid hemlock
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shut up gaster

earnest jewel
# vivid hemlock shut up gaster

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vivid hemlock
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you will NEVER touch my hair, buster

pearl sentinel
vivid hemlock
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horror

obtuse hawk
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odious

native thistle
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the rot

obtuse hawk
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the fungus

hot isle
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@valid crypt

valid crypt
hot isle
fringe quiver
earnest jewel
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They defenestrated them. Tragic.

dull heart
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guys I'm free

jaunty sequoia
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why; the whole point isn't for it to be cohesive without jank; that's part of what makes it appealing

dull heart
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I'm not saying that it should be cohesive

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but like, we make SO many GFB changes that just are there for the sake of them

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It gets way worse in 2.1 as well

hasty hawk
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and it will get worse :D

jaunty sequoia
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okay but the golden fishing rod really helps with getting reaver shark

dull heart
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okay but just go fish like normal

jaunty sequoia
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come on tho

dull heart
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just randomly adding a new obtainment to golden fishing rod is not an interesting change in the slightest for gfb

jaunty sequoia
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gfb already is grindy enough without having a trash fishing rod

dull heart
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that's literally the point

jaunty sequoia
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okay but we're gonna lose trasher stacking and trasher stacking is funny so it should stay

dull heart
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it's not really that funny

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killing the angler is funny

jaunty sequoia
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trasher eats angler --> angler dies --> golden fishing rod comes out --> I laugh

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it's shrimple

dull heart
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but stacking trashers to get it right away is much less funny

jaunty sequoia
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just let the meme be part of it, and relegate it to the seed where everyone and they mama is out to get you

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doing it with a trash rod or doing 200 fishing quests is bogus

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hell, trasher stacking could be part of the drunk seed, and by extension, gfb.

dull heart
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no

jaunty sequoia
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GFB is already difficult enough without having to fish with a garbage rod just for reaver shark

distant raft
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i wonder what heinous seed is gonna have in cal

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or if its just gonna crash on worldgen like inf gfb

valid crypt
jaunty sequoia
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yeah, but there's no need to make it more grindy for no reason

valid crypt
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Counterpoint
Why consider the meme seed when making changes

distant raft
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meme seeds deserve stupid shit like 3am polter

jaunty sequoia
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your ability to survive the beginning bosses almost solely relies on you getting the cobalt in the sky

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just to kill EoW

valid crypt
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Cool
I dont think the devs care much to actually balance gfb or make sure its fun to play

jaunty sequoia
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Taking away the one easier way to get the golden fishing rod

valid crypt
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Yeah i dont think the devs give a fuck if that makes gfb more unfun

jaunty sequoia
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nah, "let's make them do 200 fishing quests if they want it"

valid crypt
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Yeah that sounds on brand for what i hear from gfb

jaunty sequoia
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no that's regular terraria

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trasher stacking is something calamity adds to mke obtaining the golden fishing rod way easier (i.e. by having a trasher kill the angler)

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but it is something that is getting removed

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200 fishing quests is the only other way to get golden fishing rod

valid crypt
pulsar cobalt
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30

vivid hemlock
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itdefinitely is not 200

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yeah

jaunty sequoia
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400

valid crypt
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200 is for the vanilla achievement

vivid hemlock
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i dont even fish and i know for a fact its way less than 200

jaunty sequoia
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okay even if it's a fourth of that; it's still absolutely heinous

valid crypt
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Not a fourth
15%

lavish otter
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Not really

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I mean, 30 is actually really reasonable by comparison

valid crypt
jaunty sequoia
vivid hemlock
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30 isnt even that bad lmao

pulsar cobalt
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yes its 30

jaunty sequoia
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it's VANILLA

lavish otter
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Even more reasonable outside of GFB, honestly

dull heart
pulsar cobalt
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ur entire point hinged on "ooo but its gonna make gfb sooooo hard"

valid crypt
jaunty sequoia
vivid hemlock
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you can fish?

dull heart
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literally just any fishing pole

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I usually use an iron one

vivid hemlock
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reaver shark isnt golden rod exclusive

jaunty sequoia
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no i never said it was

pulsar cobalt
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then you dont need it

lavish otter
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Then what's your point?

jaunty sequoia
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but the fishing up for it rate is garbage

valid crypt
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Wait reaver shark
Yeah thats piss easy to get iron rod and star worms iirc

dull heart
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I get it usually in under a half hour with an iron pole and enchanted nightcrawler

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yea

lavish otter
dull heart
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Often like 5-10 minutes

jaunty sequoia
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dude it took me 3 hours to fish for with the fiberglass fishing pole

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that was BEFORE I knew trasher stacking existed

jaunty sequoia
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either I'm insanely unlucky, or the drop rate is ass

valid crypt
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P sure you are unlucky

jaunty sequoia
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🤷‍♀️

lavish otter
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Also, do you even need the reaver shark? Because I feel like you could, alternatively, just not spend hours fishing for it if you don't want to, and just progress the normal way

thorny fjord
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Or there are other ways to get hellstone early

dull heart
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he has been pixelated

vivid hemlock
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amazing

valid crypt
bright crane
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i am a bit confused, but are the weapons/other stuff that is getting reworked, renamed, resprited, etc. on charts the only things coming in sso or there's more and the charts are outdated?

dusk bronze
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there's 5 billion non weapon things not on the weapon charts

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because they're not weapon things

pulsar cobalt
bright crane
valid crypt
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1/6 of all weapons are being changed in sso iirc

dusk bronze
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there is some stuff that's not in the changelogs though

wide nova
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wrong chat

tropic jolt
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especially if it sounded like a dont starve track

rose laurel
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Oh, Deerclops

bright crane
hard estuary
dusk bronze
dusk bronze
pulsar cobalt
bright crane
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hold on a sec

dusk bronze
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those ones are very outdated

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i can grab the newest ones

bright crane
bright crane
dusk bronze
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wait

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@azure oak obliterator isn't being renamed

tropic jolt
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sob

bright crane
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alr i see

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however, wasnt fom and blossom staff line aslo supposed to get changed too in sso? i asked once and someone told that fom is getting resprited

dusk bronze
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might be in sso, might not be

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but they won't be on the chart until they're changelogged

valid crypt
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Wait i thought elemental shiv got a dif name

dusk bronze
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correct

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it's in the first chart

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under reworked and renamed

valid crypt
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Yeah

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Thought it was diferent to litsped

dusk bronze
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litsped

valid crypt
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Too lazy to type lightspeed

dusk bronze
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understandable

valid crypt
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Oh wait i think it was mihaii moment with the rename so that may have got scarped

dusk bronze
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yeah probably

hot isle
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when will calamity add the wulfrum pear

dusk bronze
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did

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did you mean to type spear

valid crypt
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No

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Roy rot is exactly what this place needs

dusk bronze
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oh
i noticed the server tag and thought it was the other rot

hot isle
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wulfrum pear will be real

valid crypt
valid crypt
dusty tinsel
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So many items being removed XD

valid crypt
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NOT THAT ROY FUCKSAKE

tropic jolt
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changelogs tomorrow

mystic eagle
frail tapir
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for fuck sake not again

native thistle
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the rot spreads

white aurora
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the rot consumes

hard copper
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lets have a watch

fiery wadi
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car lamity nod

ripe bone
lean relic
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How is Dr eggdon a real yharim

earnest jewel
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That's what he is.

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He's got the master plan.

hardy gulch
teal bone
celest bobcat
fringe quiver
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that's true

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also true

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actually no not true

tropic jolt
fringe quiver
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this chat isn't "losing it" it has already long since Lost

celest bobcat
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fair actually cat_Dead

fringe quiver
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the one who started it all

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the original

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I'm the original Amidias Joker

pearl sentinel
fringe quiver
#

initially i was going to add a light blue to the background that would also cover the hair to be like idk Sea Bg but i was too lazy

#

so amidias has green hair now

tropic jolt
#

mosshead

neat field
#

am i s tupid

fringe quiver
#

I made this stupid fucking image and then orios made actual art of it

#

catalyst of all things

#

i've doomed us all

#

im like calamity spoiler talk oppenheimer

#

actually thats gonna be my new nickname

#

its a good one

tropic jolt
#

tomorrow is another day

dusk bronze
lean relic
#

half life announcement tomorrow

lapis oak
#

Pixelating my Draco

remote bay
#

Nothing ever changes

thorny glacier
#

changelogs tomorrow

#

changelogs tomorrow

#

changelogs tomorrow

twin bloom
#

Its right now actually

thorny glacier
#

nuh uh!

#

tomorrow

#

tomorrow is the day

#

tomorrow is the day changelogs arrive

dusk bronze
#

can you tone down the changelogs tomorrow it's getting annoying

thorny glacier
#

no

graceful ivy
#

Pls do

lusty stirrup
dusk bronze
desert garnet
#

well, hes blue

frail tapir
#

openheimer getting mentioned
i hope theres no brainrot of that man

hard copper
#

calamitas before incinerating ilmeris, "i am become death, destroyer of worlds"

buoyant pulsar
#

@dusk bronze log this

molten grove
#

what did you even do to it

thorny glacier
fierce hearth
#

giant clam

valid crypt
thorny glacier
# buoyant pulsar

saving it
i think i should start harvesting these for some nefarious needs

arctic cliff
buoyant pulsar
buoyant pulsar
thorny glacier
shrewd copper
buoyant pulsar
buoyant pulsar
#

actually your pfp is goated, make it elite

shrewd copper
#

thanks

fierce hearth
#

can I get the original version

orchid finch
#

no

#

it is a forbidden knowledge

desert garnet
#

its not far

fierce hearth
#

Everyone posts it all the time I can just

#

yeah ok

hardy gulch
#

I swear to god ive seen TWO NEW amidias edits this day

thorny glacier
frail tapir
#

Yet again

fierce hearth
#

the formula

hot pebble
#

made a caption

pearl sentinel
#

😐

honest solstice
#

Also, got a bit confused
Boss retiers happen in 2.1.0 or later?

desert garnet
#

after SSO

#

cuz for now there are just plans

#

and the bosses would need a big rework

honest solstice
#

So, it might not even happen?

desert garnet
#

cuz why would you fight evil1 boss and then evil2 boss right away?

#

its better to move evil2 to use the biome more

cunning sequoia
desert garnet
#

and the dragonfolly

honest solstice
#

Though it would also make rework for weapons

desert garnet
#

weapons obviously will be reworked wires

honest solstice
#

Though as I mentioned before, I think we should get like aerialite flamethrower instead of shadethrower

split swift
#

Hmm in death mode rn, no armor and the only weapon i got is a terragrim, do i go for dungeon guardian?

fringe quiver
rare rain
#

ive had enough coronas to say every spoiler in general! first of all if you summon sir yharim the LXIX on april fools he shall ||[REDACTED]||

vivid hemlock
#

very awesome

rare rain
#

(this was very real. my source? i made it the fuck up!)

fringe quiver
#

If you summon him during april fools he kills you in real life

rare rain
#

omg must be a new update!

#

@ everyone new update!

halcyon seal
#

Hey guys I’m gonna be inventing changelogs to hopefully keep this chat sane and quell the amidiasposting a bit

#

761 - Reworked The Sponge.

fringe quiver
#

762 - Added the Grungler.

rare rain
#

new person making changelogs?! you must be the owner of calamity, right this way lord.

pulsar cobalt
#

763 - Added Excavator.

fringe quiver
#

:ozzatron:

rare rain
#

draedons remote must be being readded?!

fringe quiver
#

can we get a enemy teaser it'd be cool and hiip

#

give me Creatures

#

im begging

#

so many weapons

#

yet we get naught but a small glance at the many creatures and enemies of the sunken cost fallacy i mean the market stock crash i mean the sunken sea

rare rain
#

i was just dmed a new creature 0.5 nanoseconds ago! the devs are adding another exo mech! X3-04 Sigma - Skibidi of Grimaces!

fringe quiver
#

We did get that one video with the burrower recently i think that counts for something

lusty stirrup
#

can we get a singular pixel of cnidron

fringe quiver
#

man i wanna see the new cnidrion design

#

weve gotten no looks into that one

#

desert scourge has gotten more and weve barely seen that one

rare rain
fringe quiver
#

king clam too

#

even fucking amidias bro 😭

#

tommorow image

rare rain
#

!!!

lapis oak
#

So called 2 SSO creature spoiler vids in #spoilers on the Halloween day

rare rain
#

there are no such thing as spoilers! only more hp to add to the DoG!

fringe quiver
#

we got pumpkaboom instead

lapis oak
#

That wasn't even it

#

Tringle said that after Pumpkaboom even

fringe quiver
#

we have this atleast

#

go my buge

rare rain
#

erm excuse me mods? these people are cheating!!!111!11

hoary edge
rare rain
#

@mods please spawn exo mechs when players try to spawn all three hardmode mechs, i feel it would be very balanced

halcyon seal
main falcon
#

Mechdusa spawnable in non legendary by putting a mech boss summon on the codebreaker

#

You are jailbreaking the summon

dull heart
#

jailbreaking implies the summons run on iOS and not Android

main falcon
#

Also i think it would be funny to see someone use mechdusa as a replacement for the mech bosses in a low boss run

thorny fjord
#

You don't kill mechs in a low boss run

#

And mechdusa still counts as 3

hardy gulch
#

Were the hive mind and perforator tier rogue armors axed

dull heart
#

Not necessarily

hardy gulch
#

XD very nice

lapis oak
#

Just won't be themed after Evils 2

vivid hemlock
tulip torrent
#

oh yeah since the boss re-tier

#

will happen at some point

dusty tinsel
#

Kiri why are you deleting the rogue class

hardy gulch
#

because its shit :gigachad:

dusty tinsel
#

I am revoking your spinal cord privileges

mystic eagle
hardy gulch
#

I was right, how could you tell?

dusty tinsel
#

Rogue is the best class

hardy gulch
#

minor spelling mistake lmao

dusty tinsel
#

To say otherwise means you don't like calamity

#

-# I was typing with one hand smh

I don't know what you are talking about

hardy gulch
#

that alienates 90% of the playerbase XD

dusty tinsel
#

Good

#

I mean what

rich ginkgo
#

the concept of the most powerful endgame class being called dogshit for years because haha funny xd

#

dragging it fr

cunning sequoia
#

do i hear rogue slander

hardy gulch
#

Yes

dusty tinsel
#

Yes

hardy gulch
#

and its fucking hilarious

cunning sequoia
hasty tangle
dusty tinsel
#

Garbo we can't let this slide

cunning sequoia
#

murder

hardy gulch
hasty tangle
#

and theres no relevant content

#

all classes blow up all boss rush bosses instantly

dusty tinsel
#

Endgame when it ends the game

mystic eagle
cunning sequoia
#

end game when i end the game

hasty tangle
dusty tinsel
#

End game when it's the end of the game for you

hasty tangle
#

and everything still dies pretty damn fast

mystic eagle
#

Yes but not to the same extent as other classes

rich ginkgo
lyric trellis
#

Guy who really loves Boss Rush and Primordial Wyrm

mystic eagle
dusty tinsel
#

Never fought either of them tbh

rich ginkgo
#

no it’s not because i said so

lyric trellis
#

It’s summoner

cunning sequoia
#

boss rush is boring and jared is annoying

hardy gulch
#

primordial wyrm isnt truly postgame if you can beat it before you beat both cal and draedon

lyric trellis
#

Because of course it is

dusty tinsel
#

Jared is peak

lyric trellis
cunning sequoia
#

i love him but he's annoying to fight

dusty tinsel
#

True abyss boss

mystic eagle
hasty tangle
hardy gulch
#

primordial wyrm just reuses lunatic cultist attacks
otherwise its pretty kickass

lyric trellis
#

Genius

hasty tangle
#

its pretty good if you ignore all the things that make it bad

hardy gulch
#

oh yeah thats true

lyric trellis
#

Yharon used to drop Terminus which was funny

hardy gulch
#

True

#

is it the most logical decision or would Primordial Wyrm have been a far better choice

honest solstice
mystic eagle
#

That's the peak of postgame ranger

lyric trellis
#

It and reworked Svantechnical are about the same it seems

honest solstice
#

Guns too I think

lapis oak
#

Svantech too laggy

dull heart
#

most of the post game guns are kinda mid

lyric trellis
#

Voidragon rework coming at least

summer shore
#

Didn't svantechnical get reworked recently

#

Is it still bad

stone fiber
vivid hemlock
#

it was reworked in a patch after bountiful harvest i think

stone fiber
#

Well yeah in terms of versions it was recent

#

Not sure about real world time though XD

lyric trellis
lapis oak
#

it still lags

lyric trellis
#

It’s good in terms of damage

lapis oak
#

especially on worms

pulsar cobalt
#

go my five billion projectiles

#

i love how shredder is made from frostbite blaster

#

for like

#

no reason

stone fiber
stuck kite
#

theres a vision

#

frostbite blaster is a clockwork shotgun

#

shredder is a clockwork shotgun

stone fiber
lyric trellis
#

Clockwork weapons…

pulsar cobalt
#

clockwork as in mechanically how it works

stuck kite
#

clockwork functionally describes clockwork assault rifle type shot

pulsar cobalt
#

rather its aesthetic

stuck kite
#

also apparently they're the only clockwork shotguns in the game that i can find

stuck kite
#

unless you count sevens striker jackpot shot

steel topaz
#

Burst weapons

stuck kite
#

which i guess exist but is funny

#

and coin

stone fiber
#

By the way, why is the "sprite seen on the right" of Despoiler is a Shredder resprite?

lapis oak
#

what you think

stone fiber
#

Idk
That's why I'm asking XD

lapis oak
#

it's an edited version of that Shredder

soft sonnet
#

spoiler

thorny glacier
#

amidias

mystic eagle
thorny glacier
#

✅ true

tribal isle
#

Will they add hardmode 2

stone fiber
dusty tinsel
#

Amidascule

dusk bronze
dusty tinsel
#

Hardemode 3

tribal isle
stone fiber
modern grove
#

Hardmode: rebirth

lean relic
#

New Game+

thorny glacier
#

boss progression posting(primordial wyrm placement is not official)

steep path
#

I feel like there's a message being encoded here

thorny glacier
#

very powerful one

#

what could it be? 🤔

rich ginkgo
#

octo ares

thorny glacier
#

ask infernum devs clueless oh wait they discontinued its development

stone fiber
distant raft
#

wrong order award

#

(line before prov)

#

btu yeah ravager is going to be post prov

thorny glacier
#

oh well

stone fiber
distant raft
#

line like in text

honest solstice
distant raft
#

somewhat

thorny glacier
#

yes

stone fiber
#

Btw what do you guys think? thonk

dense needle
vivid hemlock
dusk bronze
tribal isle
thorny glacier
dusk bronze
thorny glacier
tribal isle
dull heart
#

like, Guardians should be immediately pre providence because almost all they give is the ability to spawn her

#

ravager is also not pre providence

lavish otter
dull heart
#

there are people who aren't all for it

tribal isle
dull heart
thorny glacier
lavish otter
#

I guess it makes sense, because it was a bit controversial in the community side

dull heart
#

ravager would be closer to a polter alt than anything

dusk bronze
#

zamn

dull heart
#

anyway like 60% of the order changes there are far from being even well discussed as a team

#

much less set in stone

thorny glacier
#

will cloud elemental remain as a regular enemy or will she become a miniboss in the future?
And what about armored digger?

dull heart
#

armored digger is dead, long live burrower

thorny glacier
#

oh right

dull heart
#

actually I forgot to actually remove armored digger

#

from the code

thorny glacier
dull heart
#

oops

indigo rock
#

are the only planned bosses to be added noxus, zeroc and yharim? I havent heard of any others

thorny glacier
indigo rock
#

k'

dull heart
#

Xeroc and Noxus aren't even confirmed

distant raft
#

^

dull heart
#

yharim is the only one we're for sure planning on doing

#

the other two we'll see when we get there

thorny glacier
#

idk why i just believe it

indigo rock
#

only biomes that lack a boss in vanilla+ calamity are marble+granite, shimmer, graveyard, spider caves and meteorite biome

thorny glacier
thorny glacier
vivid hemlock
#

if you included king clam might as well include the other minibosses

thorny glacier
#

forgor deerclops

halcyon seal
honest solstice
#

Though I would like if Primordial Wyrm becomes an actual boss

halcyon seal
#

oops wrong chat lmao

thorny glacier
#

sounds about right

#

forgor deerclops again

#

whatever

#

he has no business to be here

glad ferry
mystic eagle
#

What the fuck is an Elder Basilisk

thorny glacier
mystic eagle
#

oh

thorny glacier
mystic eagle
#

Also I assume Dumpster is a placeholder name for the Acid Rain T1 mini boss

thorny glacier
#

correct

#

actually it is its name

glad ferry
mystic eagle
glad ferry
#

After all, it's not very important.

mystic eagle
#

wait

vivid hemlock
#

dumpster was originally an idea for a post ml trasher variant/miniboss but then the name got recycled for the tier 1 trasher miniboss

mystic eagle
#

I'm

#

drunk

#

(not really but you get what I mean)

#

I thought you were talking about SG for the latter

lyric trellis
#

I feel like people forget that lore isn’t set in stone and things can just change

glad ferry
#

Yup right

mystic eagle
#

Also yeah both are probably getting lore changes

stone fiber
pulsar cobalt
#

i mean rn evil 2s are quite literally evil 1 but again

#

nothing in their lore sets them apart rn

#

and for the dragon thing

#

theres already weak dragons

#

pigrons

#

wyverns

#

basilisks

#

whats another?

thorny glacier
#

follies

lyric trellis
#

Old duke could be post-eoc because it’s an “older, weaker duke fishron” or something

glad ferry
#

That's right

#

But Old Duke is a special case, I think.

mystic eagle
#

Yeah

#

It has learned to fend off against threats for centuries, making it much stronger in the process iirc

lyric trellis
#

I mean it can apply to anything but old duke is the simplest example

#

A god or dragon can be as strong or as weak as the lore/progression wants it to be

glad ferry
#

It would be more in terms of gameplay; if the bosses are reversed, will their fight change, or just the stats?

distant raft
glad ferry
#

Fact

glad ferry
#

Don't give the dev any ideas

lapis oak
#

What

vivid hemlock
#

curious

stiff light
#

dont give them any ideas

thorny glacier
#

give dog phase 2 3d attacks

stiff light
#

make dog jump out of the screen and attack you

glad ferry
#

Double dog hp

thorny glacier
vestal osprey
#

Yall, theres only one change DoG needs

#

Another redesign

tropic jolt
#

changelogs tomorrow

arctic cliff
#

changelogs on your deathday

hot pebble
#

I don't know where to send this, so I'll send it here.

I have to go to work tomorrow, but I can't sleep.

arctic cliff
hot pebble
#

Like, on the left in the picture is a scrap boss.

native thistle
#

Boo

main falcon
#

Will sso bring more buff fish

#

Like the bloodfin

hard copper
#

sso will bring back scarred angelfish and revivify potion

main falcon
#

I don't remember those

#

Will sso bring the omega bloodfin

molten grove
#

sso revives the other removed sunken sea potion fish

frail tapir
#

Like how many being revive?

dusk bronze
#

enough to fill the mines

inner timber
thorny glacier
#

sacred manuscript that record mod’s development progress on the day following present one

high scaffold
#

Calamity spoiler talk

#

SSO tomorrow

#

In a way calamity fans and half life fans are very similar

#

Both have a giant document that collects every tiniest piece of information about upcoming releases

#

Also we might steal some hopium from them

cunning sequoia
#

the difference is calamity fans know they're getting something

high scaffold
#

Are you sure?

arctic cliff
#

sso in your nightmares

stiff light
cunning sequoia
#

hopefully but yknow

#

valve

#

they've scrapped half life 3 like 20 times by now i imagine

#

thats just how they work

arctic cliff
#

there's also the general belief that because valve just announced the steam machine, which is console-like, valve would probably like to have a killer app type thingy

#

and well, let's just say that half life 3 would be a hell of a way to bring attention to the steam machine

high scaffold
arctic cliff
stiff light
#

half life

#

like the

#

uranium i keep in my room

valid crypt
#

Is it tasty

stiff light
#

encased unfortunately

high scaffold
#

Open it

#

Release it

valid crypt
#

How does the encasement taste

high scaffold
#

Let it half your life

stiff light
#

prized possession

cunning sequoia
#

me returning to my 15 pound chunk of uranium-235 after 700 million years to see it has now been reduced to 7.5 lbs

stiff light
high scaffold
cunning sequoia
#

they'll never find your body

arctic cliff
high scaffold
#

Waiter waiter, more half life jokes in my calamity spoiler talk

stiff light
#

waiter

#

hardly know er

buoyant pulsar
high scaffold
#

Do we have calamity hopium pictures yet?

stiff light
#

thats what they want you to think

tribal isle
#

Didn’t the hl writer leave valve

buoyant pulsar
#

i am expecting a calamity summoner rework that allows you to shoot your summons in different directions and jump between them a la risk of rain 2 alloyed collective operator

stiff light
#

didnt the lead dev of calamity leave

#

life moves on

arctic cliff
#

im not confirming it i'll reserve the hype for the confirmation

#

and besides...

distant raft
#

ther will be no hl3

arctic cliff
#

i got something better

stiff light
fathom girder
#

Tbh

arctic cliff
stiff light
distant raft
#

hl1+2 will be sold
30 usd
made in the new source 3

fathom girder
#

Lmao

stiff light
#

ceo and bin are synonyms

#

i dont get it

lean relic
tribal isle
stiff light
arctic cliff
#

changelogs tomorrow yesterday never within

tribal isle
arctic cliff
tribal isle
stiff light
#

reddit humour

tribal isle
lean relic
# tribal isle I don’t

-# #Valve #Halflife #GMan #2025
Another year already.
Good to see and hear from so many of you.
May the next quarter century deliver as many unexpected surprises, hmm? As did the millenniums first.
And again time is fluid like music.
See you in the new years!

arctic cliff
#

just like the gman

stiff light
#

who even cares about half life

#

i only play fort and clash royale

lean relic
#

also this
one is hidden currently

tribal isle
stiff light
#

mustve been the wind

#

half life 2.5

#

full life