calamity-update-talk

[fringe quiver]

they're literally a pet

[frigid basalt]

what is that fucking name

[fringe quiver]

john vcmm

[dusty tinsel]

John Vacuum obviously

[ocean jetty]

id kill to have a yharon summon . ten yharillion damage .

[frigid basalt]

heard this tyrant? he's saying you suck

[ocean jetty]

i am john vcmm. install the vanilla calamity music mod

[frigid basalt]

i installed it before you ever did 😔

[dusty tinsel]

Yharim should drop a yharim summon item that lets you have mini yharim's fight for you

[ocean jetty]

feed us! we are the yharlings!

[floral pier]

but they must be capable of killing gods

[dusty tinsel]

I only have the best of ideas

[fringe quiver]

deploy the yharlets

[floral pier]

just like how they used to

[dull heart]

sigh... time to deal with merge conflicts...

[earnest jewel]

Yharim should go 'It's Calamitying time' and Calamity all over the place.

[floral pier]

what if its like yharims helmet with just legs

[ocean jetty]

like ok i know we have a summon staff for dog or whatever but that shit isnt POWERFUL enough to be COOL .

[dusty tinsel]

Yharim would go it's yhariming time and yharim all over the place

[floral pier]

like the cats from battle cats

[frigid basalt]

You have been a Yharim to my Godseeker

[lapis oak]

Calamity poiler talk

[frigid basalt]

Calamity *boiler talk

🔥

[dusty tinsel]

1.5 kirizillion electrons

[earnest jewel]

Spoiler: DoG is getting a rework.

[wooden blade]

Spoiler: am stealing your nuts

[lapis oak]

😭

[dusty tinsel]

You can have this 10 kilo bag of almonds

[frigid basalt]

Xeroc is getting retiered to pre boss

[earnest jewel]

Yharim is getting swapped with King Slime in progression.

[dusty tinsel]

King slime is a king

[earnest jewel]

Exactly.

[dusty tinsel]

Slime god in shambles after being one upped by a king

[late eagle]

I talked about this in calmusic and now I'll talk about it here

Calamity as a name sucks

[earnest jewel]

How calamitous.

[late eagle]

So they should call the mod Ozzy's Mod

I dare you say I'm wrong

[earnest jewel]

We should rename it to Yharim's cool mod for genocidal heroes.

[lapis oak]

U wrong

Ozz kill him

[azure oak]

yharim the reliable narrator's wacky antics mod

[earnest jewel]

Yharim's bizarre adventure.

[late eagle]

Tupid electron magnet

[lapis oak]

😨 ???

[late eagle]

Have my electrons bomb [insert Eminem throwing something]

[frigid basalt]

Draedon: "This has been a calamity to my modifications"
Yharim: "Calamity? Mod? I like that name"

[late eagle]

[earnest jewel]

Yharim's cringe compilation; the game; the movie; the game.

[frigid basalt]

Yharim is the kinda guy to vague post in his discord status

[dusty tinsel]

Instructions unclear sending orbital nukes to the wrong address

[earnest jewel]

'Don't message me, I'm going through a calamity right now.'

[dusty tinsel]

I am not ozz I know, but still

Calamitas should break the 4th wall and mention that the game is obviously named after her

[fallen olive]

heres a spoilerino of another thing ive been working on as of recent 🙏

[lapis oak]

FLOWER

[analog helm]

they're very yummy coloured

can i eat them

[lapis oak]

The flowers line glow ups will be peak???

[fallen olive]

i dont think they'd appreciate that

[lapis oak]

🥹 🙏

[analog helm]

what if i ask nicely

[fallen olive]

🤔 they might be willing to spare a petal or two

[analog helm]

very generous flowers for sure

[azure oak]

flowerg!!!!

[pulsar cobalt]

cinder, frost and tundra flame blossom staves?

[fallen olive]

so far, yes

[summer shore]

Flowers rework nowayy

[twin bloom]

Floer

[summer shore]

Isn't this like tundra flame's third rework

Funny

[ocean jetty]

you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower big e

[fallen olive]

TRUE

[ocean jetty]

🪷

[summer shore]

Big E please make exo flower

[lapis oak]

Mister E are u a coder? spriter?

[pulsar cobalt]

cod E r

[summer shore]

The sprites seem dia pilled

[lapis oak]

Not familiar with u stuff mister E

[summer shore]

Especially cinder blossom with the super saturated red

[fallen olive]

coder, iirc the sprites are a collab between dandy and dia

[lapis oak]

Can you give me examples of your coding stuff in the mod?

[fallen olive]

main things ive been working on are UI, with these kinda being the exception atm

[lapis oak]

Ahh

[ocean jetty]

big e what is your campaign slogan

[lapis oak]

I see I see

[summer shore]

The largest E

[pulsar cobalt]

no

its only been reworked once

[summer shore]

Crazy

[pulsar cobalt]

does this include changelog numbers or no?

[urban cloak]

weird jellyfish

[pulsar cobalt]

THEYRE REAL

SSO ENEMIES

ARE REAL

[azure oak]

THE SUNKEN SEA OVERHAUL

THE SUNKEN SEA OVERHAUL IS TOMORROW!!!

[pulsar cobalt]

fry do u know the answer to this,,,

[urban cloak]

i have no idea :D** **

[pulsar cobalt]

damn

[ocean jetty]

will they hurt :(

[urban cloak]

only if you bother them

[ocean jetty]

excellent

[summer shore]

So squashy

[earnest jewel]

They should add more glasses in the sunken see update.

[pulsar cobalt]

o ye fry can u also get rid of my warn thanks

[high scaffold]

hmmm, looks like vanila to me

not very SSO

[summer shore]

no that's sso

[azure oak]

very squish

[summer shore]

vanilla jellies are way smaller

[urban cloak]

its already gone it seems

[late eagle]

How that's not SSO what

[summer shore]

tiny fellas

[pulsar cobalt]

oh

[late eagle]

Hey fry how the state of fish going

[ocean jetty]

ate you saying its not…ultimate…calamity style..?

[high scaffold]

no, it realy looks like vanila 1.4.5 update

[analog helm]

goops.........

[late eagle]

Nah ur tripping

[pulsar cobalt]

this isnt exactly how big our changelogs are (i did some stuff like remove the fabsolian "dones" and a few of the log numbers)

[urban cloak]

realistically there's like one fish that needs to be fully programmed, the rest of em have programming done for em
what ive been doing though is revisiting a lot of the already programmed ones and giving em any extra spice i can

[lapis oak]

THE SSO!!! THE SSO IS REALLLLL!!!

[high scaffold]

Nah, its definately 1.4.5

[late eagle]

That's cool

So what's missing now is the generation?

[pulsar cobalt]

are they going to have interesting ai changes in rev and death,,

[earnest jewel]

Will we have to watch them frame by frame?

[fringe quiver]

september-october

[late eagle]

OCTOBER

[urban cloak]

thats what i plan to do!!!
i really wanna give regular enemies more love in cal's difficulty modes

[pulsar cobalt]

yayy

[urban cloak]

will probably get to that once the base ai for em is done though

[azure oak]

sounds like progress is going well then

[high scaffold]

fak, not rel

[lapis oak]

Spriter hell

[high scaffold]

SSO does not exist

[fringe quiver]

is sso dealing with animation hell

because if so twinning

[lapis oak]

A few weeks ago it did

That's what Tobias said

[fringe quiver]

twinning!!!!

[lapis oak]

0 progress

[urban cloak]

yeah there's a lotta things that are still waiting on artwork and anims

[lapis oak]

Is the team looking for new artists? Sounds like it's rough

[urban cloak]

not right now
all of the team's current artists are great at what they do, it's just a matter of people being occupied with other things really

[lapis oak]

Hmm hmm I see

That's good then

[earnest jewel]

Hopefully there won't be too much water.

[urban cloak]

us programmers are just seeing what we can do without some of the art being finished

[summer shore]

me when the sea named sunken is sunk with sea

[earnest jewel]

Y-you're saying there's too much water!?

[pulsar cobalt]

i think this update will be a 7.8/10

[lean relic]

sea has sunken

[summer shore]

I think you're a 7/11

[lapis oak]

Vas?

[summer shore]

🍯

[lapis oak]

What does that even mean

[summer shore]

Vase

[ocean jetty]

moonlord…….mooooonlorrrrrddddd……..

[summer shore]

loon lord

[urban cloak]

funnily enough reb had some ideas for new moon lord attacks like a month ago and i offered to help with em once i was mostly free from sso stuff, so hey maybe that'll be my next endeavour

that or finishing the rev and death enemy ai refactor

[pulsar cobalt]

2 morbillion lines of code

[urban cloak]

🥹

[ocean jetty]

i know. which is why i being it up

its been …. so long ……..

[urban cloak]

at least now that fab is gone i can pretty much morph it into whatever i want now

will have to come up with ideas on how to do that though

[pulsar cobalt]

just checked the github its 11k lines of code

😭

[urban cloak]

that and more ideas for unique enemy ai in rev+

[summer shore]

Does moon lord steal the moon

[lean relic]

moon lord rework

[urban cloak]

most of it rn is "x enemy runs faster" and "y enemy fires projectiles a little quicker"

[ocean jetty]

FRYYYYYYYY

REWORK MOONLORD

AND MY LIFE

[late eagle]

Also what about the pathfinding? I think I heard a dev saying about this

[ocean jetty]

IS YOURS

[azure oak]

frieza please put skeletron & sprime rev+ ai into a garbage disposal

[urban cloak]

pathfinding has been done and working for a while now
memes was working on more updates to it to allow for stuff like grounded pathfinding ai, but they've been away for some time now

[vivid hemlock]

fryzahh we need you to code in more vaguely aquatic space creatures

[fringe quiver]

Find my paths

[late eagle]

I see

True I didn't see memes anymore

[dull heart]

the Rebecca whale

[lapis oak]

STOP WITH AQUATIC SPACE! Whale Deus will never be real!!!

[vivid hemlock]

you fool

[dull heart]

Deus should be a stickbug

[lapis oak]

🤬

[azure oak]

turn deus into the nefarious orb

[vivid hemlock]

thats not what i was suggesting 😊

[lapis oak]

No

[vivid hemlock]

@lapis oak guess what

[lapis oak]

Killing u

[fringe quiver]

the evil madeline dolphin deus

[urban cloak]

sunskater rework in 3

[ocean jetty]

i have given you a goblet with poison as i am your scheming jester. you will start coughing in 7 hours.

[vivid hemlock]

excellent

[ocean jetty]

good bye cheese .

[fringe quiver]

WHAT

[lapis oak]

3 generations of Vanillin

[azure oak]

sorry but you drank the scheming jester's goblet

[lapis oak]

U'll never see the end of it

[hushed hazel]

she have died godspeed

[azure oak]

we can't help you now

[pulsar cobalt]

real numbers (text only)

[ocean jetty]

perhaps another sip to soothe your cough my lordess .

[vivid hemlock]

im sending an antimatter lung into your neck

[lapis oak]

😭

[fringe quiver]

passes away painfully

[lapis oak]

Sounds good

[analog helm]

this is just like in hamlet

[ocean jetty]

LOOONG LIVE THE KING

[fathom girder]

Throws a bottle of pain reliever at your body

[summer shore]

What is pain reliever to the sweet release of death

[fathom girder]

Just in case

You never know, y'know

[summer shore]

well in that case.image

[stuck kite]

fun little slice

[pulsar cobalt]

the in dev logs are twelve times the size

😭

i hope theyre the more detailed changes that the wiki uses or else

yea no thatd be fucking ridiculous

[boreal edge]

🐱

[fringe quiver]

passes away not painfully

[prisma cipher]

Unpasses your away

[dense sundial]

An ocean-themed AD can be awesome if it’s not a whale

Or a squid or whatever

[lapis oak]

Not aquatic 😭

[urban cloak]

the dreaded genshin narwhal

[dense sundial]

There are a ton of weird and wonderful things in the ocean that have barely been represented in media at all

[lapis oak]

The Calamity Mod more like Aquatic Mod

[dull heart]

Astrum Deus blobfish

[dense sundial]

Shoutout to Maris, Fathom of Night, who is a jellyfish that spawns various other life stages of jellyfish as minions

[boreal edge]

Explodes into a million billion pieces

[azure oak]

astrum deus gulper eel

[twin bloom]

Astrum deus owl

[lapis oak]

Astrum Deus Narwhal

[dense sundial]

Astrum Deus siphonophore

[prisma cipher]

That’s like at least 2 pieces

[hushed hazel]

ok ok but consider this wild and crazy idea

lobster deus............

[rich ginkgo]

maybe 3 idk

[prisma cipher]

True

[mystic eagle]

Excuse me. We ordered room service an hour ago.

[azure oak]

oh dear

[fathom girder]

Oh 🦌

[azure oak]

feed us more changelogs

[urban cloak]

minor update

[pseudo vector]

only a spoonful

[fathom girder]

Half a million characters wtf

[hot isle]

calamity

That is a lot of characters

[azure oak]

surely you have enough changelogs to give us something, right?

[fathom girder]

Nope

They're waiting for the update to be finished now, clearly

[dull heart]

no changelog

never

maybe when we hit 1m

[azure oak]

they only posted it in #spoilers so we can't complain that it's been 3 weeks since last thing in #spoilers

[pseudo vector]

discord character limit gonna love SSO changelogs

[frigid basalt]

you guys are updating the mod?!?!

[stuck kite]

only at random

give a number between 1-100

[azure oak]

78

[pseudo vector]

i have a feeling the changelog page for SSO is gonna be the longest page the wiki will ever have

[astral aurora]

When will the major update finally arrive?

[azure oak]

who knows

there is no deadline

[desert garnet]

another year delayed

thanks

[astral aurora]

WHAT

[desert garnet]

ye

every time

someone asks about when the update arrives, it gets delayed

[dense prawn]

what if you ask when its not coming out

[stuck kite]

*[[Gem Tech armor]]'s set bonus tooltip now uses its gem projectiles instead of vanilla gem items.

[dull heart]

Always

[stuck kite]

at this rate, by far

[golden hamlet]

yo this update finna be fucking massive

[astral aurora]

true

[fathom girder]

The update? What update

[dull heart]

this is just the tip of the iceberg

[fathom girder]

There is no update

[stuck kite]

its sso but its also whoops the entire game is different in almost every aspect

[dull heart]

It's calamity overh

[dense prawn]

died mid-sentence

[frigid basalt]

cant wait for calamity SSO iceberg video

[lean relic]

big
#spoilers message

[fathom girder]

Sentire
Sgame
Owaschangedbeyondcomprehensionbecauseofscopecreepandalsofabsolleft

[dull heart]

SSO finally releases

has yharim and distortion and xeroc and infernum and Astrageldon and cheat sheet

[lapis oak]

HOLY THIS IS HUGE

love for Gem Tech 🙏

people often don't realize they lose their defense gem because the tooltip for it is diamond 🥀

[boreal edge]

Largest page with actual content yeah for sure

It’s already eclipsed Draedon Update by nearly 200k

[stuck kite]

shooting for double in size at this rate

[boreal edge]

It’s only 16k away from being twice as large as Bountiful Harvest

[lapis oak]

that'll reach in like 2 weeks

[azure oak]

the update of all time

[fringe quiver]

brimston premium

[stuck kite]

im just saying

+2 PRs just now

[lapis oak]

😇

[stuck kite]

both of them are reworks which adds a couple hundred characters

i dont actually know how much those tend to have

[flat folio]

The harvest is bountiful?

[dull heart]

yeah

Chaos Stone and forbidden armor reworks finally getting merged woo

[earnest jewel]

When is permitted armour?

And the order jelly?

[lyric trellis]

Finally chaos stone good

[dull heart]

Chaordic Non-Newtonian Fluid

[lapis oak]

finally Stone of Chaos

[dull heart]

finally forbidden armor being good without being boss rush viable (I think)

[lapis oak]

wat did u do to it again? I forgor if u ever talked about that here

[dull heart]

idk if I did either

ask crab it's his donor item

[stuck kite]

i wonder if you fixed my grievances with forbidden circlet

[dull heart]

I don't know

[stuck kite]

actually

[dull heart]

I don't remember what they were

[stuck kite]

i saw a video i dont think any of them were cleared up

[dull heart]

sad!

[lyric trellis]

Has DoG been merged yet

[dull heart]

no

[lyric trellis]

No “reworked DoG” changelog yet…

[sullen whale]

0w0

[rich ginkgo]

what in the fuck

[dull heart]

Reddit gonna go crazy

Hmm maybe I should do a reddit AMA later

in a couple weeks

[hot isle]

cheese

[valid crypt]

Gloomborf when

[prisma cipher]

Gloomborf is in two Fargo tomorrows

[earnest jewel]

I'm still waiting for Mucus Dragon update.

[prisma cipher]

Grand mammoth dragon do whatever

[earnest jewel]

Impractically large boss concepts need a comeback.

[fathom girder]

Invoked stargod:

(It's gonna be an addon)

[azure oak]

andromeda:

[prisma cipher]

Yharon and dog

I guess

The largest boss is wall of flesh by technicality but that makes me stinky thinking about it

[earnest jewel]

What on earth is invoked stargod.

[tropic jolt]

big worm

[dull heart]

This large enough?

[prisma cipher]

Smaller than your mom smh my head

[azure oak]

no, double it

[earnest jewel]

There we go, if it can fit on screen, it's too small.

[dull heart]

it can't

[valid crypt]

😭

[dull heart]

this is like that scene from Hercules

[earnest jewel]

Is that what the adult Astrum Aureus' look like?

[dull heart]

no

[fathom girder]

It's kind of a shitpost boss

[dull heart]

this is what invoked stargod looks like

[fathom girder]

Invoked stargod's sprite was initially a fan resprite of astrum deus though, right?

Tryna remember all the details for how it came to be

[dull heart]

I don't know about a fan resprite

I think it was a fan concept for what deus might have been before dog merked it in old lore

[stuck kite]

star

[pseudo vector]

guh

[shell sapphire]

Yo, those buff sprites look really nice

[fallen olive]

all the sprites for the reworks are super amazing, its gonna be peak once they're all in-game 🙏

[shell sapphire]

Oooooo

[stone zephyr]

super excited :)

[fallen olive]

i saw the sprites and pretty much immediately wanted to get coding lol

[lapis oak]

I can't with you anymore every time I open your bio I always get reminded of 🫸🔵🔴🫷 🫴🟣

[shell sapphire]

Hahahaha

[mystic eagle]

Changelogs when

[lapis oak]

never gonna escape this shit

[shell sapphire]

The unlimited bio

[mystic eagle]

Distortion changelogs tomorrow

[shell sapphire]

Also, I can’t help but notice that one of the buffs looks very similar to a weapon I remember seeing.

It looks similar to the new flower of morality sprite.

[fast vessel]

What’s this addon going to be called?

[stone zephyr]

wrath of the stars ,,,,,,,,,,,

[brave star]

Wrath of the Plague mod when

[late eagle]

Wrath of the bandit

[prisma cipher]

If there’s going to be one more goddamn wrath of the x I’m going to crash out

[hasty tangle]

wrath of the wrath of the [x] mods

[shell sapphire]

I just saw the change log size

Gotdamn

This update never coming out

[arctic cliff]

devs you should just write this as "Gave DoG a preliminary rework"

[lapis oak]

"Gave DoG a final rework"

[lyric trellis]

Genius

[fathom girder]

with an asterisk

leading to subscript that says "final rework of this iteration of DoG"

[hexed basalt]

update releasing when we get to 1 million characters with changelogs guys

get excited!

[hasty tangle]

just say its the last rework until he gets another one

[fathom girder]

Only 4 more years!

[hasty tangle]

problem solved

[trim kelp]

Gta6 before changelog

[lyric trellis]

Halfway there…

[sour steppe]

Not enough

[hexed basalt]

yes!

youll graduate before

[azure oak]

i've already graduated in the time it has taken for SSO to release

[hexed basalt]

time for masters

[valid crypt]

The mods done for

[lapis oak]

graduating the Done's Degree

[hexed basalt]

must answer all the really hard questions about done

[azure oak]

gonna have to get a degree in calamitology 😔

[lyric trellis]

I’ll study

[hexed basalt]

youll pass i know

[lapis oak]

the test hasn't even begun yet

[azure oak]

then what am i filling in

[hexed basalt]

she will still pass

[dull heart]

Gave DoG a final rework until we rework him again

[lapis oak]

statement of truth

[agile latch]

Well it wasnt going to go public (but mihai made it public themselves so )

They didnt left but got kicked.

Tobia did a good resume

[fathom girder]

A shame

but we got triangle and tobias

so not much of value was lost

[main estuary]

oh damn
mihai's gone

[late eagle]

Kinda weird to use this now

[arctic cliff]

c mihaii plagarized?

darn

i think people should learn to accept that plagarism is generally worthless

[prisma cipher]

I think we should eat all plagiarism and only so original stuff

Doesn’t matter if it’s not amazing

You improve in the process of making stuff

[calm ingot]

Kill Murasama

[prisma cipher]

I’d be up for it

[azure oak]

replace murasama with the completely unrelated melee weapon, the amasarum

[calm ingot]

Or at least rework things blatantly copied from other media into their own original ideas

Like how eidolon wyrm used to be nothing but a ghost leviathan ripoff but became its own thing

[valid crypt]

That way they can be canon

[azure oak]

make it a prototype weapon for yharim that he ended up not liking, which is why it's locked and just kinda lying around

[arctic cliff]

From Stip's AMA post in the red nation:

I actually got in an Ocram reference in a major place under everyone's notice - the Miracle Blight debuff!

what do we feel about this

[valid crypt]

Miracle blight no longer canon 💔

[calm ingot]

It’s taking stuff from terraria and putting it into terraria so I don’t care as much

[raw pendant]

wow such a cool spoiler lol

yeah we get it

actual changelog posts when

[azure oak]

never

[dull heart]

hey guys I invented a word

[azure oak]

ok

[lapis oak]

amogus

[iron dew]

changelog size post in spoilers??? 😭

actual nothing burger

[plush carbon]

the only thing it tells me is "we fucked up bad this update"

[fringe quiver]

I mean yeah who cares let developers post random bullshit sometimes

[prisma cipher]

Need nasa computer to have it all written down

[plush carbon]

I don't mind devs posting random things but the changelog size is like decidedly a bad thing

[fringe quiver]

yes we literally all know about the scope creep problem already

dont beat the dead horse its annoying

[lapis oak]

why is every time you speak it's all negativity

[brave star]

What is thy word u invented

[plush carbon]

Believe me it ain't

[lapis oak]

no

[dull heart]

I changed my mind

[dull heart]

I don't think it's a bad thing to show

Like yes 2.1 has had issues in development

but there is still a ton of content in it that people will get to enjoy

people can absolutely be excited about that

[plush carbon]

Yeah,

[brave star]

What if Kalamity had a King K Rool grammar mode?

[plush carbon]

peak

[dull heart]

what if calamity had fun

by fun I mean being able to play byleth from super smash brothers

[calm ingot]

Will calamity ever overhaul vanilla worldgen and the astral infection to be on par with the new sunken sea and abyss?

[latent portal]

[fathom girder]

You've gotta stop trying to shove your gf into calamity doze

[latent portal]

let's play smash doze

[dull heart]

sorry my greatest fighter is already in calamity it's too late

[plush carbon]

That's probably very low priority but the underground Astral does have plans I believe

[fathom girder]

NOOOOOOO

[dull heart]

ahhh I keep meaning to and then not remembering when I actually can

[calm ingot]

Vanilla worldgen is such garbage sometimes

Makes sense though that’s a lot to change

[plush carbon]

this is a mood

[calm ingot]

Not really part of the mod either

[plush carbon]

In general

Changing vanilla things is probably very low priority if at all planned

I don't think the world gen will see many changes

[calm ingot]

I think the bosses need it
Everything else yeah I understand

Even in classic and expert

[arctic cliff]

i think people should learn to accept that changelog sizes are generally worthless

[high scaffold]

new spoiler, looks inside, no actual spoiler

[dull heart]

we're actually working a lot on un changing vanilla things

There will be a lot of changes to items defense and damage values in that changelog

Along with enemy HP and damage

[arctic cliff]

please dont unchange the cool vanilla changes tho like chlorophyte armor set bonus

(unless you're making that a chlorophyte melee armor only thing)

[dull heart]

overall boss health and damage alongside player defense will all be much closer to vanilla's

[dull heart]

I'm so mixed on chloro set bonus

It's cool but also new chloro really doesn't need it

I'd rather make it an accessory

[arctic cliff]

i think it'd be fine if it was a specific to the melee set bonus

then the new vanilla chloro set bonus would be like ranger, and maybe mage gets its own new snazzy bonus

[latent portal]

lmao

no worries

[arctic cliff]

that said this is also a nice way to deal with that

purely because

[dull heart]

although honestly thinking about it more

[arctic cliff]

chlorophyte rings and blasts could usable together

and that

would be baller

[dull heart]

I'd be fine to just kill the chloro set bonus entirely

[arctic cliff]

i wouldnt

[dull heart]

leave it back to vanilla

[arctic cliff]

calamity fans when change gets removed:

[sterile moss]

Incredibly based move

[fringe quiver]

sorry if i was overtly mean here

Kind of do think that people need to stop complaining about the asme things that have already been adressed over and over again as it is not actually helping anyone and is just kind of frustrating though

If you will criticize things atleast don't do it for the things everyone is already well aware of and which developers are already4 planning to address

[plush carbon]

You’re okay I was a little negative there

It’s my bad

[fringe quiver]

all good 🤝

[plush carbon]

🤝

[late eagle]

Omg peace in CST impossible

[pulsar cobalt]

no

i cant stand for it

there must be war

[plush carbon]

War will come

[analog helm]

but what if peace

[pulsar cobalt]

@fringe quiver im sending you a mortal enemy request

[fringe quiver]

calsad

[pulsar cobalt]

do you wish to be my mortal enemy

[dull heart]

well

I finished two branches today

This means I must in turn start two more projects

[fringe quiver]

Ok! let's Kill Eachother

[dull heart]

fight fight fight

[pearl sentinel]

why did you plant gloomborf propaganda on the AMA

[lapis oak]

the alt account goes hard

[vivid hemlock]

kiriwhite alt account

[dusty tinsel]

Everyone is my alt

Except the bad users

[analog helm]

they could be any one of us

[fringe quiver]

I DIDN'T

THAT ACCOUNT WAS NOT ME

I'M BEING DEFAMED

[pearl sentinel]

you are the only gloomborf champion

besides me

[dusty tinsel]

It was cheese I saw cheese typing it

[pearl sentinel]

and it wasnt me

so it has to be you

[fringe quiver]

IT WASNT

NO

[dusty tinsel]

Prove it

[fringe quiver]

that alt account was NOT ME i do NOT have an alt account called jackie something

i'm being 100% honest i swear to god

[dusty tinsel]

That's what someone with an alt called Jackie something would say

[hushed hazel]

kinda weird behavior ngl

i don't know if i can support cheese after this

[dusty tinsel]

Just admit it was you and this can be over

[pearl sentinel]

omg its finally my time for mister breast money

MY MISTER BREAST MONEY

[fringe quiver]

IT WASN'T

[pulsar cobalt]

uhuh

sure it wasnt

[valid crypt]

Tsuki shut up it was your alt

[vivid hemlock]

im like 99% sure it was tsuki but i still think its cheese

[pulsar cobalt]

HOW IS IT ME

[valid crypt]

Its funnier to call out tsuki imo

[pearl sentinel]

all jokes aside it probably was tsuki

[flat folio]

Undertale

[pulsar cobalt]

yes !

[valid crypt]

Confirmation

[hazy pine]

Is your refrigerator running

[pulsar cobalt]

no i cut off its legs

[hazy pine]

Ok

[dusty tinsel]

Gloomborf? More like boomborf because I am exploding them with my mind

[hazy pine]

What if we killed this guy

[brave star]

lol the unused dialogue is strong with this

[brave star]

What if gloomBARF?

[dusty tinsel]

You can't kill me I am like the coconut image in tf2 or lava slimes dropping lava in expert. Kill me and everything collapses

[pearl sentinel]

the tf2 coconut is fake

thats not a real thing

[dusty tinsel]

Nuh uh

It's clearly a real thing

[pearl sentinel]

there is a coconut jpeg in the files

but deleting it does nothing

now the 2fort cows?

those are actually somewhat crucial for some reason

[dusty tinsel]

I am the coconut image I would know how I work

Smh Benny trying to tell me I don't know how I work

[pearl sentinel]

naz sdiybt

[dusty tinsel]

What

[pearl sentinel]

its a cool kid slang

for the youths

[dusty tinsel]

Gen alpha language 😔

[pearl sentinel]

like sybau and ilemachesalia

[latent portal]

what the hell is that

[pearl sentinel]

u dont know sybau?

[dusty tinsel]

Me whenever anyone from gen alpha speaks

I don't should I?

[latent portal]

not really lol

[pearl sentinel]

sybau is just "shut your bitch ass up"
in the future everything is acronyms now

I'm sure its like a 20 year old term that teenagers are just finding out about

like all the other things

[dusty tinsel]

All these acronyms making things even more confusing

English is the only language I know and I can't even keep up with it 90% of the time 😂

[pearl sentinel]

ilemachesalia 😔

[dusty tinsel]

What

I don't know what that means either

[pearl sentinel]

i love eating mac and cheese henceforth eating salt and lice is always 😔

[latent portal]

what

[dusty tinsel]

I don't even know

[latent portal]

english isn't even my mother language this is so hard

[dusty tinsel]

I am a native English speaker and I have no clue what's going on either so you aren't alone

I can barely keep up with Gen Z lingo lol

[pearl sentinel]

almost everyone I work with is teenagers so I've just picked it all up

[strong isle]

GIASFELFEBREHBER

[dusk bronze]

so true

[pearl sentinel]

I think that's Ice-e's catchphrase

tf was that 😭

[keen zodiac]

Exhumed dye when?

[brave star]

Hey you stole his quote

Freeze

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[lapis oak]

English isn't real this language is messed up

[golden hollow]

english is weirb :P

[mystic eagle]

As an avid speaker of the English lexicon, I have to disagree with your views on it.

[lapis oak]

☹️ 👎

[distant raft]

i hate english can we speak something that makes sense like welsh

[brave star]

I love English tho

It’s my natural language

[strong isle]

As a connoisseur of the English vernacular, I assert that it is largely devoid of poetic finesse

[golden hollow]

my brain brok

[frosty pond]

i think you mean native 🤓

[golden hollow]

I tink brain of cthulhu did too

[strong isle]

(Not really but Portuguese is better....)

English is a really chill language

[golden hollow]

I want to speak wif like

scents

words are boring

chemicals

are coouler

[mystic eagle]

English is the best language I can speak

That's mostly caused by the other languages being Dutch and French.

[analog helm]

i want to speak with radioactivity (woah-oah-oh woah-oah-oh radioactive radioactive)

[torn kite]

Well i have nothing else to sprite so

[hard hearth]

can confirm

[analog helm]

hello jpg brothers

[hard hearth]

portuguese >>>>>>>>>>>>> 🗣️ 🔥

[flat folio]

As a wielder of a fine silver-tongue versed in the many multitudes of the English lexicon, I hereby declare that its usage of modernity is rife with repugnant, drab, prosaic forms, bereft of purpose, meaning, or sophistiqué, and altogether unbefitting and in active disgrace to the great literary paragons of aeons past...

[pulsar cobalt]

english fucking sucks

[analog helm]

what's the deal with the 1234 jpgs i dont get it

[pulsar cobalt]

scam that hacks accounts

and spreads it further

[lapis oak]

wow u speaking truth for once

[analog helm]

astral infection,..,.,.,.,

[pulsar cobalt]

true,,,

[analog helm]

the crimson the corruption the hallow the astral infection and the 1.jpg2.jpg3.jpg4.jpg

this will be in sso

[mystic eagle]

Je vais te tuer :>

[golden hollow]

[mystic eagle]

Mr Beast!??

[torn kite]

Jpegged all over the place

[iron dew]

@urban cloak

[dusk bronze]

kill

[hoary dove]

interesting, that one's been in here for a year

[dusk bronze]

hacked account

[flat folio]

Moderators getting to turn scam banning into a score game

[fathom girder]

finally, a rework we've been asking for

"random bullshit go"

[strong isle]

All shall heed thy words of truth!

[fathom girder]

Nameless if it had more dialogue:

You think nameless would get upset at the terrarian's naming schema like draedon does

[strong isle]

(But yeah, I've read Tolkien's poems and it's jaw-dropping how graceful and rich they are in comparison to modern uses of English)

[brave star]

Mods need some discord Minigames

[flat folio]

It feels like a general phenomenon tbh (but it's obviously more pronounced when you talk about the literary giants of the time)
I once read ordinary civilian love letters from the 40s intended to go to those serving in WW2 and it was bewildering how much more elegant the words were, especially with regards to the usage of literary devices

[analog helm]

wordle.,.,.,.,.,.,

[strong isle]

True!

This reminds me of a tweet I saw of Roman dog graves with messages of the owners to their late pets

It's really sweet

[fathom girder]

I betcha the internet made the spread of lingo and shortcuts and slang way way faster, to the point where it almost devolved super quickly

[mystic eagle]

Where's Bananatron, he who taught the entire server English.

[strong isle]

And then there's this absolute aura farming gigachad who wrote the coolest shit ever

[flat folio]

I dun necessarily blame the internet for it as much as I think falling educational standards are to blame
With internet culture and vernacular that prioritizes efficiency it just feels more like a dialect than anything inherently negative

But it's when people struggle to parse more abstract usage of language or lack the ability to critically analyze media (or god forbid struggle to actually read or write on a fundamental level) that I get concerned

[mystic eagle]

Dun!? Is that Dunban over there!?

[fathom girder]

Critical thinking died with this last generation

[strong isle]

Surely, even as you lie dead in this tomb, I deem the wild beasts yet fear your white bones, huntress Lycas; and your valor great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron.

[fathom girder]

well, I wouldn't say died

[strong isle]

"the wild beasts yet fear your white bones" 🔥

[fathom girder]

but it certainly feels like a lot of people simply lack the will to put in effort for such a thing

[mystic eagle]

I'm glad to be a part of the era you refer to as Generation Z

[fathom girder]

ugh

It's not even a generational thing imo

[strong isle]

The ones I managed to find

[fathom girder]

People just. prefer to read headlines

and that's it

[flat folio]

Gen Alpha is the one I'm (generally speaking) concerned about
Being in one's formative educational years during the pandemic sounds like it'd be a lot worse than when you're nearing the end of your required education

Because that's the point at which you're learning things that will genuinely matter for the rest of your life

[strong isle]

I feel like there's also been a shift towards more mundane and explicitly relatable topics in stuff like songwriting, leaving a more reflective and profound approach mostly untrod

[brave star]

Who’s saying this

Are u possessed again

Do I need to call an exorcist

[dull heart]

Basically

Brainrot is winning

Is what I'm hearing

[mystic eagle]

Precisely

[strong isle]

This was in a Roman grave of a dog, written by her owner

[fringe quiver]

I think it's due to, as time passed, society as a whole has started valuing being able to communicate things efficiently over communicating things ✨ beautifully ✨

Which is probably a byproduct of society as a whole requiring us to be efficient to live amidst Capitalism Money Job Hell or something

idk im cheese

[dusk bronze]

i was literally about to say "wow that's surprisingly insightful, cheese"
and then you hit me with that

[fringe quiver]

i can be insightful but i am also cheese (its true)

brain switches from being actually competent to being guhhhg uhhhhhhhhhhh depending on how it feels

[halcyon seal]

i think that is def part of it, people have always tried to communicate in the most effective way possible and today that most effective way also takes no time at all

[fringe quiver]

im a girlbossfailure

[summer shore]

Schrodinger's girlsuccess

[halcyon seal]

you obviously put more thought into a letter than a text because letters both take way longer to receive and take more effort to use as a format

you need to be able to condense more information in there because you wont be able to get a response for extended periods of time

[fringe quiver]

That makes sense yep

[tacit pumice]

#spoilers message dawg they adding Calamity 2

[summer shore]

Time to add a 5 hour slowmode so that everyone speaks in shakespeare language

[pulsar cobalt]

calamity 2 already happened

[tacit pumice]

not 2.0

[mystic eagle]

By my sense of writing, you probably wouldn't guess how clean my posh, British accent is.

[golden hollow]

[lyric trellis]

A few changes

[summer shore]

Proof? Evidence?

[mystic eagle]

I have made it clear enough that I do not wish to reveal my voice.

[fathom girder]

But the archives

the archives crave your voice

[dusty tinsel]

SSO is so large that it's become larger than calamity itself /j

Calamity is being renamed the sunken sea overhaul mod

[fathom girder]

Calamity is becoming a near completely different experience with this

I wouldn't be surprised if people consider SSO to be calamity 2

[halcyon seal]

do we know what daawnlight's rework is gonna look like?

[lapis oak]

no

[halcyon seal]

alr hopefully the One Fgo Rep gets better

[olive kernel]

changelogs be yapping

[dusty tinsel]

So does that emote

[north island]

changelogs in 5 fargo seconds

[dusty tinsel]

10 Fargo years

[grim knoll]

Why is the sunken sea the main aspect of the update

This is just a straight up massive overhaul

[lapis oak]

it's literally the name of the update

Sunken Sea Overhaul

[fringe quiver]

Because it's the thing that's at most focus

There is alot of other stuff but Sunken Sea is the primary theme

[dull heart]

not necessarily

the actual update name is tbd

[lapis oak]

I'm putting u on the grill

[dull heart]

SS is just the main focus and it's being overhauled so

sso

[late eagle]

poiler

[dull heart]

spoiler: I'm cooking

[late eagle]

Scrambled eggs

[dull heart]

ew no

[late eagle]

[dusk bronze]

i mean
atp you can't not call it sunken sea overhaul

[dull heart]

yes we can

[dusk bronze]

it'd be like if mysteryman wasn't actually gaster

[grave geyser]

I think it would be realy funny if it isnt though

[dusk bronze]

true

[dull heart]

true

[stuck kite]

fish mines

sso is not a real name

[lapis oak]

if the name is calamitous I'm going to crash out

[dusk bronze]

name the update "sso today"

[late eagle]

Calamity Overhaul

Get the users confused

[summer shore]

Sso renamed to everything overhaul

[buoyant pulsar]

ETO SEPTEMBER OCTOBER

[dusty tinsel]

There is no ETO I am cancelling the mod

[dusk bronze]

[lapis oak]

so sad Khamul got cancelled

[dusty tinsel]

I blame kiri

Kiri made me do this

Held me at gun point what a shame

[dusk bronze]

kiri why would you make khamul cancel calamity

[lapis oak]

ඞ???

[dusk bronze]

im exploding you now

[dusty tinsel]

Amogus irl

Didn't even give kiri time to explain themselves damn

[granite smelt]

💥

[dusty tinsel]

Just went straight to exploding

[lapis oak]

I am

wait, am I?

[dusty tinsel]

Kiri is amogus

Fun fact if you look at Teletubbies you can see amogus

Therefore tellitubbies are baby amogus

They just shrink and lose their faces and top half

[dull heart]

are you sure

[dusty tinsel]

Yes

[dull heart]

Or are amongus baby Teletubbies

[dusty tinsel]

I asked one

[dull heart]

it probably lied

imposter

[dusty tinsel]

It was an imposter

Only found that out after it killed green in medbay

[summer shore]

A g irl

[dusty tinsel]

Kiri is not the letter G irl

According to my sources at least

[summer shore]

giriwhite

[stuck kite]

gee

[lapis oak]

𒅌!???

[summer shore]

awesome flaming skeleton keyboard with the letter g

[dusty tinsel]

Is that a shark

[lapis oak]

do not tell CIT

[dusty tinsel]

CIT

Get here now

Kiri has something to show you

[lapis oak]

😨

[dusty tinsel]

Kiri stop holding me at gun point I already cancelled the mod

[lapis oak]

this is false accusation

[dusty tinsel]

I would never lie

[arctic cliff]

I think people should learn to accept that mod cancellations are generally worthless

[dusty tinsel]

Tell that to kiri

[arctic cliff]

I think people should learn to accept that Khamul's deflections are generally worthless

[dusty tinsel]

Nuh uh

I always tell the truth about matters such as this

[arctic cliff]

I think people should learn to accept that Khamul's words are generally worthless

[dusty tinsel]

I do say truthful things though

[arctic cliff]

I think people should learn to accept that Khamul's so-called "truthful things" are generally worthless

[dusty tinsel]

Overdone's volcano facts are cool

[arctic cliff]

I think people should learn to accept that Khamul's above statement is generally an example of my nigh infinite power and how it trumps all else

[dusty tinsel]

I saw stuff that's worth things all the time. I am just on occasion say silly things

Like the before conversation

I do not have the power to cancel the mod, so kiri can't make me do it XD

[arctic cliff]

i dunno man you kinda did this to yourself

[dusty tinsel]

Intrusive thoughts won

[inland shoal]

i have a small question about master-death skeletron prime

what... the actual fucking shit?

[stuck kite]

catastrophic

[summer shore]

Fabsolic

[lyric trellis]

Calamitous

[hexed basalt]

primetastic

[dusk bronze]

cataclysmic

[summer shore]

Does anyone have the volterion animation showcase thigy

[white aurora]

slugtastic

[inland shoal]

ok

[dull heart]

spoiler

I love debuffs

-# this could be referring to like 5 different things

[queen umbra]

update gonna be so big cod devs would need to take notes

[summer shore]

Thank

[trim kelp]

Will bosses have less debuff resistances in lategame?
They have a huge range of immunitys

[quick sedge]

im a little out of the loop, do we know anything about what the next mod update will be? i remember hearing stuff about the sunken sea and the Murasama i think, but im not sure if that was a soon™ or actual statements about whats next

[plush carbon]

Subken Sea Overhaul

[quick sedge]

sweet, ty

[native thistle]

You can look in the spoilers channel to see some sneak peeks into the update.

[azure oak]

next update will be focused on completely redoing the sunken sea and giving it more content

there's gonna be a lot of variety in both the critters / enemies and sub-biomes in the sunken sea

here's a list if enemies / critters and where they appear

[prisma cipher]

I can’t wait for scavenger and hermititan

[thorny glacier]

so clamitous

[azure oak]

aside from enemies & critters in the sunken sea, some new stuff will be added in the underground desert

with stormlions being split up into variants like regular antlions

[calm ingot]

how is all of this gonna fit in the sunken sea?
Surely they'd have to make it nearly as deep as the abyss, no?

[azure oak]

it's gonna eat part of the underground desert and it's gonna stretch almost all the way to hell

[twilit forge]

this looks awesome

theyll keep the music right

[azure oak]

one of the sub-biomes is gonna keep the current sanctuary music

but every sub-biome will have some kind of variant of sanctuary

[analog helm]

insert gianni voiceover

[prisma cipher]

G

bad to the bone

G
bad to the bone

[buoyant pulsar]

magic guns solos

[dense sundial]

SSO heralds the age of calamity 5

[fathom girder]

Damn

[dense sundial]

2 is infernum, 3 is fargo's souls DLC, 4 is fables

[summer shore]

wrong

Calamity 2 born after 22 calamity 5 born after 25

[dense sundial]

calamity 0.9 was born after 22

[earnest jewel]

What?

[fathom girder]

Wdym what

It's pretty self explanatory

[dense sundial]

is it?

[fathom girder]

Yeah it's quite obvious now that you pointed it out to me

[dense sundial]

when did i even point anything out

[fathom girder]

You gave a timeline

[dense sundial]

okay my brain was on the "calamity 0.9" line nvm

[fathom girder]

[summer shore]

What the fuckle is calamity 0.9

[fathom girder]

It's calamity before it was 1

[earnest jewel]

Calamity Neo.

[thorny glacier]

avalon?

[fathom girder]

Final calamity 14

Calamity mod is now an mmorpg

[earnest jewel]

Calamity 3 & Knuckles.

[halcyon seal]

overhaul is the knuckles chaotix of calamity are there any further questions

[earnest jewel]

Knuckles' Chaotix couldn't possible have been that bad.

[hoary edge]

holy that's a lot of numbers for a changelog alone

[dense sundial]

i called it a little downgrade because 22 caused calamity to lose a lot of strong devs. and now the current concept artists kinda have to specifically make things not like the scrapped concepts (plagiarism allegations or such), which i would imagine is limiting

[summer shore]

True

Kind of an insult though don't ya think

[dense sundial]

not to say "oh an idea couldn't possibly be any better than that one scrapped idea," but like, if i saw iban's crags i would definitely want to make a concept like iban's crags

or add the autosmith or whatever

[dense sundial]

sorry, i'm a bit prone to doing that

[summer shore]

[fathom girder]

Lore accurate to real lynels

[summer shore]

you're a smilenel

[dense sundial]

i am NOT lore accurate to real lynels

[prisma cipher]

Lynels would be pretty sweaty from making balls of fire and running around that much

[prisma cipher]

Sad

[fathom girder]

Damn

[dense sundial]

lynels are completely solitary, extremely territorial, exist at the whims of John Evil, and only willing to interact with you if it means a square fight

well i Hope i'm none of those things

[fathom girder]

John Evil wills it that you speak here

I'm calling demise/ganondorf John Evil from now on thanks

[dense sundial]

do you want me to go tell satan i overstepped a line or something

this would make a good "do you want me to make like, gay products" panel

[inner thunder]

is community being reworked

[fathom girder]

Don't think so?

[dry whale]

I havent heard of a community rework

[dull heart]

I have heard of a community remix

calamity community remix, even

but no the accessory The Community has no rework plans

[earnest jewel]

When are they revealing Yharim is just Ganondorf under that helmet.

[dull heart]

you've got it wrong and backwards

Gannondorf is just yharim but wearing a disguise

[earnest jewel]

Ganondorf is really Yharim!?

I knew it.

[fathom girder]

Now that would be a cool fight

[earnest jewel]

Not impractically large enough.

[hot pebble]

I decided to see what was going on in this chat and the first thing I saw was this gif

Now I have a lot of questions

[late eagle]

Andromeda

[dry whale]

andromeda update when

post exos superboss

[hot pebble]

rly?

[dry whale]

no

its a scrapped boss

[hot pebble]

bo-womp

[dry whale]

was going to be in catalyst mod iirc

but

devolopment hell

[hot pebble]

Sometimes it is useful to put ideas aside until better times, so that when you return to them you can improve them to unimaginable heights.

[fringe quiver]

i dont think it was even post exos

it was literally just going to be what now turned into the Exos

[dry whale]

I know

it was something I made up

[dense sundial]

What is Catalyst even about

[fathom girder]

Addon mod

[dry whale]

apparently it was going to be scrapped content the mod

but now its just geldon

[fathom girder]

It also adds flamethrowers and whips ig

[uneven gate]

w-w-whips!?!?

[fathom girder]

Pretty sure it does? Been awhile since i used the addon

[dry whale]

yes. whips.

[uneven gate]

Cue calamity whip drama

[dry whale]

most of em outclassed by kaleido

[uneven gate]

If kaleidoscope is this cuhrazey, then i cant wait for the 1.4.5 moonlord whip

or the stardust whip for that matter

[fringe quiver]

catalyst got hit with the scope creep blast i think
dunno the status of it currently

no official statements abt it being dead or whatevr have been made i dont think but it seems like theyre taking a hiatus at the very least

[fathom girder]

I thought catalyst was finished

[fringe quiver]

no they had plans to add more stuff

besides just astralgel

[fathom girder]

Oh huh, neat

[hot pebble]

I'm starting a chain reaction

[thorny glacier]

[hushed hazel]

disagree

[thorny glacier]

buzzkiller >:(

[hushed hazel]

thank you it was on purpose

[thorny glacier]

[hot pebble]

oh god dammit!

[fathom girder]

Repost until mods get involved lookin' headass meme

[misty wren]

hiatus in the sense of most of the devs also work on cal

[dull heart]

yeah

[dull heart]

to be fair cal buffs kalei considerably at the moment

[lean relic]

well look at them, trying to ruin the doc...

[thorny glacier]

roguze

ganother

[dusty tinsel]

Maybe they think those words are spelt wrong I guess

But smh

Why would just name drop them 💀

[lapis oak]

this just looks like a mobile accidentally typing moment

[fathom girder]

Ganother

Clearly implies that ganon will be added to calamity

[prisma cipher]

True

[brave star]

Ganon boss getting calamitous

[dusty tinsel]

Mangorb boss

[uneven gate]

oouuhg I thought it just did that

[analog helm]

roguzma

[brave star]

Me when I summon the plumgs and mangos as my first attack

And orb attacks