#calamity-update-talk
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Have only artemis and appolo first
And then thanatos is on the bottom to prevent the player from landing
Then thanatos spawns and he has cores on the sides of the box you need to destroy
And then they spam projectiles 🔥
At 75 you make them throw a bullethell phase
And then have two ares who spawn in
One throws exo swords and the other throws punches
And one spins while slowly following you for the entire fight
Yes this too
And have draedon speak about his brothers and how there's no meaning in continuing
And then he shoots you too
More bullet hell more touhou
MORE
I dislike the scal fight if you couldn't tell
I mean at least if anything it's a consistent fight
Brimstone witch more like box arena witch
Same attack pattern every time, either slightly smaller or the same size arena
That's not even terraria bru
It has the same vibes as the dungeon defender stuff
Like yeah sure let's take away player control
The only variables are either player dependant (damage numbers and dodging) or out of your control (bullet hells when they random projectile placement)
yeah you have a point there
Pushing for the same fight every time is imo the opposite of what terraria is supposed to be
Low bar
hages turned into the whispering maelstrom, which drains ur hp rapidly instead and only one exists
fireblasts and gigablasts have even spread
visual touch ups ☺️
both blasts no longer blow up on tile hit
i dont think none of those qualifies as a drastic rework
Oh right that was a thing
it also eats adren through godmode
Maybe the monsters being changed into one BIG hole of death could be, it definitely alters the flight pattern a fair bit more than trying to get all four of them to overlap and chain
they inherently overlapped as you dodged everything scal threw at you 
without focusing on trying to get them overlapped
eventually turning into just 1 entity
They only ever trapped you when they first spawned in
no, thanatos IS the arena
He just turns around the player, throwing lasers sometimes and Kamehameha'ing your ass when he's bored
Would be more interesting than what we have rn
GENIUS
leviathan from ultrakill
True
Thanatos
Sabd undertule
always wondered why people don't use their strongest attack first.
what boss is this
Invoked stargod
Sans is that you???
Make it smaller actually
no
stargod is waaaay older than cal remix
because the source is just one gif that dev randomly posted
Like all i see is just deus
So, lore time
for a joke
VERY long ago
Invoked stargod was a joke boss that was inspired by deus
😯
And doze decided that he wanted to make it a real thing, as an addon or somethin'
How tf did i never see ot
Damn ok ok
Finally kno something that's in the deep of an iceberg now so i can say it out loud in parties
Does anyone have the list of tiers for spoilers
what tier
S tier - doze spoilers
F tier - everything else
I remembered Doze said Providence's visuals upgrade was an A tier spoiler
What does that even mean
i have no idea

I'll crash out
i just type letters and boom stuff happens
oops accidentally made mirror blade peak
type more letters
oops byleth in calamity
It's bleak
In Superman (2025), Lex Luthor is angry. This is because his students are all morons
this is because hes always angry
this is because that's his secret cap
Lex Luthor more like bad
calamity mod
Calamity Mod Monday
cahengaloges tomrorow
thought this was Dan Hentschel
Gonna tell my kids that this guy was dan hentschel
its calamity monday! sparkle on!
💔
ok
Tomorrow?
Yeah
SSO SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER
does he
know?
Send it for me
Send my anointment
no can do
Despair
I mostly remember the pit stops from Cars
McQueen, I remember you're pitstops…
Just thinking about the potential release of the update might be during my exams
I'd kill myself ngl
when are your exams
insane thing to say btw😭
Between december and january lol
Yeah i went too far saying this lol sorry, i just hate it when my hyperfixations get something huge during the times i should not be distracted lmao
But that's a me issue 💀
Principally i like to principal on the principal principally












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HOW DARE YOU
havent had a streak breaker that long in quite a long ass time
A break so legendary it should be documented
booooo!!!!!!!!!! buzzkiller!!!!
Does that look dead to u?
aliv chart
Mods, send gp to the evil bnuuy bungeon
is that like the gungeon but with bunnies
Mods, give him testicular torsion 🔥
wires




Ye
And bread
Bc some bread is used as borgar and hot dog buns
u broke da chain

bread
-_-
We sure talk a lot about spoilers there
who is a perfect crush for noxus?
noxus is still a ball in the new lore🤔
Ball to ball love
oh
Pause
me
🔮 💜 🪩

not me im simply too good for him
my standards are low
valid







Wires...
im gonna kill you and….. im gonna do that twice more!!!
twice the kill
yes
transition goals
real
Cryogen
I will not elaborate
my mrbeast money 
sorry!
exactly calclone aint got shit on slime god just saying
Calclone is potential woman
wait is slime god going to be post mech 3
Yes
If the plan works
if gilded proboscis is getting reworked
wouldn't it still drop from dragonfolly despite the tier-shift?
not confirmed
that is unlikely
makes sense
but chance is pretty high
It could just get a resprite and stay at the same tier though
and cal clone is gonna be pre hm?
But the boss tier shifts are likely years away
yea
Cal clone will potentially be the final calamity boss in phm
Would that make defeating Slime God play Silence Before the Storms 
SG will play slime rain music



you have stopped him for sliming harder than intended. the world is in grave danger
Never say those words in that order ever again
Hello Khamul
I think there was also smth about you being able to spare her or smth
But i ain't sure
is there like a wiki page dedicated to tips/hidden things? Like for example, after saving the angler you can let him get ate by a thrasher (and has to be a thrasher) and he will drop golden fishing rod 100% of the time. Something I would have never known but makes fishing in the early game so much more tolerable.
Nothing on the wiki for that
Honestly for tips the best thing is to ask here
jackfruit
then you clearly didnt see the post that was like "would draedon survive being mauled by a grizzly bear"
or something
I saw that kind of stuff too
It’s just
A rare gem
Hidden under layers of questionable slop
bear naked?
Oh YeS pLeAsE
Then draedon and the bear would be besties
Then they ride into a Chuck E. Cheese’s
Hello CatDmusic
i hope the pulse hammer is like big and heavy and has a delay before it swings
i also hope it lunges you forward
and has silly knockback
He failed to calculate the power of an american grizzly
What plushie of a cal character (dead or alive) would you want to suggest if they were to brainstorm the third one
it appears that this specimen has tinkered with my machine most excellent
We’d need a Statis plush for that too
two for one deal I'll TAK EIT
astrum aureus
also astrageldon would be cute
and pretty easy
so true oomphie
i love my risk of rain 2 gup plushie
🔥
dog, specifically with modular segments so you could make him as long as you want
could be fun to have like a 50 segment dog as a ceiling decoration
Should not be on discord rn but honestly uh
Yeah dog, could be used as scarf ig
CV (it's just a ball pit)
Cv is a pair of glasses
Ball pit plushie 
the mhw kadachi scarf except with DoG
DoG or Dragonfolly
6’10 feet tall remade ravager one
I'm surprised no one says anything about the elementals.
Everyone here touches grass, yeii
Brimmy figurine so I can finally put her in a hydraulic press
Exo Hydraulic press
cryogen,.,.,.,.,.
and so that he has a little permafrost inside of him like in the ut/dr ones
xeroc
Jared
Best wormy boy
Factual
wulfrum digger or whatever it's name was
wulfrum excavator? idk it would make a great plushie
REFERENCE
None shall spill the CCR on this Christian Calamity server
how will i talk about my wonderful amazing wulf████ ██████ now
nine tee eitee fo oor.....
What plushies do we have now? If it’s not made already, silva
i'd love a silva plush it's probably the one i'd want the most but like
it ain't happening i think
shes a lore only character most people don't know about in the slightest and even less people know she has an official design
i think the most likely is like
devourer or draedon
Draedon plush would be cute as well
i see those two as the most likely because they're actually ingame and they're really iconic
Honestly I just learned of Silva’s existence this week and her design is just so cute
draedon and yharim plushes that youre forced at gunpoint to buy both
silva is a cutie patootie
gorthus plush
gorthus and gloomborf plushies tmr
ill buy both
yhorm plush
throm isnt real
hty
yhorm
he isnt real
hes not real. hes not real. hes not real. hes
Yhorm the castaway…
well he was certainly casted away one might say
Yhorm the Whorm
TRUTH DUKE

Cheese do you still miss yhorm
i've moved past it..... i have embraced acceptance
I'm going to email the Calamity mod team
What u gonna email them about?
How do I contact the dev CongratsIsTrash
rotate him
say atlantis three times in your bathroom mirror
At which degree? 90? 180?
Alright I’ve done the instructions
Rip Mangorb his house is sinking into the sea
Nah
Banning the dev immediately
Not knowing who Garbo is is a federal crime and worthy of being rotated
Hi
Congrats now really going in the trash
Also I just remembered I have your email
Sending bingus to your inbox
send zip bomb
true
Congarts needs to be rotated 24/7
And then flop like a fish
Shark
Rotating a shark actually disables them
So if they don't get flipped back they will die
congrats found dead in calamity spoiler talk
So true
well i think i hit a new PB today
in terms of amount of items added to calamity in one day
Did you add 6?
15
more still
16+
i mean technically yes
47
still more
53
i added 61 items
no
how many place down tiles
0
What were you cooking
galaxia is one item
So it's reworks
the buff icons need to be items so u can add them in tooltips
Wait the buff embed is awesome
But I don't see any new items in the image
correct
In the tooltip
woah potion sickness reduction sounds op
it gets better
i know this because i had to do that a couple days ago
the tooltips for those items specify what the debuff does
and are shown by pressing CTRL
that's the whole bloodstone set's new mechanic
blood orbs that reduce potion cooldown
Blood Orbs are the Calamity Mod version of drugs
both Bloodstone and Stratus sets that i've reworked are getting their own set mechanics
what does stratus do
This weapons will die when calamity rework ravager right?
😢
Throws a lunar flail that releases homing moons at the apex of its path
Holding Left Click spins the flail around you, generating Starbursts
With 20 Starbursts, hold Left Click again after throwing the flail to cause it to explode
Instead of releasing moons, this explosion summons Scorpius to do immense damage
this is all y'all know about stratus reworks - crescent moon tooltip
Starburst is the set gimmick
Not currently
Hey it's my Zodiac Sign
Every Stratus item can both generate and consume Starbursts
And starbursts are shared between items
its already perfect
wow awesome possum sauce
Here I thought the honest calamity mod dev team wouldn’t stoop so low as to accept sponsors on their items
Yet here they are incorporating starbursts into their game like that one GameCube rpg with skittles in it
The largest glowup in the set is definitely Galileo Gladius
Calamity Starbucks™
shortsword appreciation
I really want to see what you did with this
Shortsword's being creative??? On this economy???
OMG
It seems like byleth up B but omnidirectional, no screenshots tho
Apologies though to the
Doze you aren't turning Byleth's entire smash moveset into weapons, right?
people who like to hold left click to let the flail sit on the ground
Finally minus one solar eruption type
That doesn't happen with this one
I hate this type of weapon urgh
solar eruption weapons are cool
sometimes
but only in moderation
Solar Eruption + Mourningstar + Crescent Moon + Cosmic Discharge
Is not moderation
dont forget nebulash
the 2 people in the entire world
Spine of Thanatos exist
I was not listing all of them
I was listing all the ones in the post pillar to dog area
bc those are all very close together
Mfw post ml Solar Eruption only is not only possible but genuinely viable
Nebulash and thanaspine is fine
Doze pls turn spine of Thanatos an actual flail and my life is yours
you can do this with rems revenge for uncapped explosions

It’s okay 0 people use Rems
Rems on Providence when
anywho
my favorite part of Stratus is the set mechanic inherently rewards using multiple items together
why don't you guys buff flairon and let me use it for scal
what if I told you crescent moon in current public is literally just flairon but stronger
basically
Flail that spawns homing projectile in the swing
how about super buffing the copper short sword
It is probably gonna be difficult to balance though
Especially Sirius
So just to double check, when cal updates to 1.4.5, that won’t make updates formatted like 3.x.x right?
probably not
i agree
sphere?
Oh is sphere getting added back?
ye classless
I thought I heard doze say it was still ass even after the rework and it might stay removed
Nice
Stratus Sphere is now a whip. It shouldn’t do magic damage please ignore that tooltip it’s a bug
The issue it had with the rework originally was it either did nothing or generated like a billion starbursts
meaning it was either useless or made every other Stratus item way too strong
newest stratus sphere is a much better version of what I was trying to do with the original rework, which is to encourage the player to play around a space limitation
is the fry's shader there?
no
😔
Fry might cook up a shader for Stratus Sphere
for now it doesn't have one
well, it doesn't have one for the main projectile itself
Stratus Sphere is actually a world vanity item like the World/Tree/Moon Globes
Except it changes the color of the stars
it changes the size of the stars
Every time you use it they get 2% larger
There is no way to go backwards
they will grow forever
I can make exoblade short
Galileo Gladius makes me happy bc it's an actual interesting cool shortsword now
Instead of projectile sword but stab
time to do shortsword only run after this update drops
We have the following styles:
- Diamond White
- Neutron Blue
- Betelgeuse's Blood
- Sidereal Opal
- Firmament Teal (RW reference, my request)
- Entropic Gaze (purple, Noxus-themed)
- Primordial Light (light yellow, Xeroc-themed)
- Oftalmologist Appointment (random flashbangs)
What names are those
My favorites are Firmament Teal (duh), Sidereal Opal and Primordial Light
Stratus Sphere rework smh....
Read above
That would be kinda funny
have these been actually talked about or did you just make them up on the spot
I don't think they've been shown anywhere before
Do these count for background stars and anything related to stars?
Background
wait, every time Stratus Sphere is used?

stip istg
we need an Antlion being skewed
can we remove polter from the game
No
nope
never
Calamity if it was written by vivziepop...
vivulatevenus
zei
popecca

wawa
omg i cant wait for halley's inferno starburst
i love consuming starbursts
nom
wait can halley's inferno starburst just be like a huge fuckoff laser
or like it shoots the lasers like this or something idk
oh damn you already have one
cant wait
yeah all of the items except Clamor Noctus are finished
I know what I'm doing for clamor Noctus I'm just procrastinating it
is the while sky glaze line gonna be reworked
so is clamor noctus gonna use a different recipe or just randomly be different than the previous two
or will it be similar in theme just
not garbage
it'll be similar in theme but not garbage
Is old duke really leaving us
cool
meteor shower type beat
ahhh sick
whatever ends up feeling right when I make it
🔥
I have to collect star bits with the cursor don’t I
nah he is being reincarnated into a lotus flower
Re[in]carnation reference
Recarnation
what if

the year is 2077, yharim has yet to be added but we have exo calamitas instead
Well no the thing is
Draedon cloned cal
And that motif at the end of the song is meant to be for calamitas herself but when the song was made calclone was just calamitas before she became super fucking strong
Draedon motif users are going too far
Draeddicts
So real question; is brimmy keeping her um… anatomy?
She’s getting “nerfed” iirc
???
Are women not allowed to have boobs or something?
Fuck my hand is asleep and I can’t type
She’s still probably gonna have boobs she just won’t be a Fabsol design
I mean fair
I was gonna do like a half of it only thing
It's one thing when they have breasts
It's another when they are, yeah, breasting 
This is temporary for my ruc remake
Actually
Might be two versions tbh
Recreation and remake
Heaven forbid breasts be breasting boobily
This message sucks
this conversation sucks...🥀
Yeah
I mean it’s weird that this kind of conversation is even relevant to future updates
Don’t get me wrong I much prefer the new designs
You mean you haven’t seen the old ones
Concept art
When cloudy and siren had their tits hanging out
Yeah I don’t miss those
i don't think discord server emotes becoming inconsistent should be a reason to keep certain elements of a character design
I wasn’t being serious about the emote thing but I do like the cyclops design
was already becoming outdated before fabsol exploded
never speak again
i don't even care if she remains a woman without clothes as long as they do Literally Anything with her design
she is so boring currently
That’s the biggest problem I have
anahita isn't wearing anything either but at least she's like a weird mermaid creature Thing
I mean I guess there’s nothing inherently bad about the design, but yeah maybe not a design that should be used in a mainstream mod for a game that kids play
Why’d the brimstone rose dress looking design get scrapped
The thing that’s bad about it is it’s literally just a red naked woman with nothing else to make it unique
It’s so outdated
they wanted to do something different i think
I will agree the lack of clothes doesn’t exactly make the design all that interesting
no the lack of clothes doesn't even necessarily have to be a problem
malenia from elden ring is also a naked woman in p2 but she's fucking awesome because she's not Just a naked woman
Um dude
she's got fucked up rot markings and prosthetic limbs and butterfly wings and all that
She has armor
In phase 1
in p1 she does yes
Everyone knows souls characters are most powerful with no armor 
That’s why malenia is the hardest boss
like an arm and a leg (from what it looks like . those could also just be prosthetics)
no they are prosthetics
But she has wings in phase 2
It’s prosthetic
They are
she literally puts on her right arm as her intro cutscene
But those make the design arguably way more interesting
so basically just the climax of interlude 3
Should we give brimmy a robot arm?
i looked up an image of her for this information i dont play elden
the prosthetics are especially cool because they lean into her story
her limbs have quite literally rotted away, that's why she has the replacements
Okay but how does being naked lean into brimstone elementals story?
it doesn't
SCal
Scal isn’t made of fire
the reason i keep bringing up midra head brimmy is because imo it'd be a really good visual to show how inhuman and beastly and fucked up and evil brimmy seemingly is
Wasn’t brimmy trying to defend the city and accidentally destroyed it
Body horror plus naked is a formula that can definitely work if done right
Idk if anyone here has played furi but the second boss is that
we'll work out brimstone elemental's new design when we get there
true
well she's not really naked
chances are her redesign will happen when we probably get around to reworking her
Fair
but she is Woman
Please make brimstone crag actually remotely interesting 🙏
let them cook
we have more important fights to rework before her first though
they're getting there eventually
I know they will
there are some bosses in dire need of reworks before brimstone ele gets worked on
I thought sunken sea then brimstone was next or is the old plan no longer in place?
Oh I thought the cyborg parts on her legs were exposed tissue
Nvm then
she's one of the less egregiously bad bosses lmao
Or is the difficulty rework happening first?
calclone is perfectly fine wdym 
nah
shoutout to furi btw
banger game
clone is tolerable but she'll get hers at some point too
Banger ost
she's not original in terms of how she behaves but she isn't as bare bones as someone like dragonfolly
who i literally call mothron with projectiles
god i love mothron fight
is dragonfolly still a Slightly Different mothron
Calclone has a gender??
yeah
I thought it was just a cyborg
i mean yeah
You know that meme with the skeleton at the bottom of the pool
Or some fuckin android intimidation
for the most part she's a fairly standard clone
That’s dragonfolly
legit
Then why she a EoC clone still?
there's gotta be some underground ones if folly is bottom of the pool
its in a dire state but its not something we're covering just yet
no rework yet silly
because they haven't changed her sprite yet
we gotta get SSO out first before adding more reworks lol
I mean in the sense that at least other bad bosses like ravager are getting attention
After all these years?
correct
Wasn’t Calclone the original SCal?
scope creep becomes so bad that its like fucking
sso part 1 + distortion + entire phm overhaul
Yes lol
Not by lore but by calamity versions
i don't remember
Spritework only though
could be
The old fight was just retinazer
Right
old scal looked more similar to how clone currently looks
Now she’s like Scal lite but still as an ugly eye thing
would definitely explain why SCal is Supreme and not just Calamitas
i remember her being calamitas
i don't remember her being supreme
before she became little witch lady
I like SCal’s new sprite
She has bullet hells where she goes invincible and doesn’t do the stupid fakeout thing where she copies retinazer ai
i would imagine at first it was supposed to be like a oh you think calclone is the original and then you reach scal and you're like oh
nah from a meta perspective i'd wager a guess fab added clone (just called calamitas at the time) and then later wanted to add a harder version so he called it Supreme™ Calamitas to differentiate
so are we still on the same plan with the major rework updates, you know SS, BC, Distortion, Aerie, etc.?
if SCal was first she probably would've just been called Calamitas
changes to calclone when scal came out lmao
there’s also content related to providence and astral infection rework planned and mayhaps a separate from aerie update that adds yharim
and calamity is truly and finally complete
i have zero faith that noxus and xeroc are ever gonna be added
i doubt the aerie will have much other than The Guy™
Definitely most excited for distortion and Aerie
things might change now that we have a lot more on our hands to do, mainly regarding bosses
but i can safely say that we won't be doing an update as big as SSO again
png of yharon's egg
would be odd if he was added afterwards
hopefully 🙏
i'd hope so
Give ‘em a few Fargonian business years after aerie
would be the funniest thing ever
cause i feel like i remember this exact same thing being said about 1.5 before
we'll be focussing on smaller, more concentrated updates after SSO is complete
Agreed
nah, that is unlikely to help
we mean it this time btw cuz we don't have a certain someone restricting us from doing certain things
"yeah here's the aerie. there's nothing to do here. its here to look pretty yeah yharim's not done yet. go look at the pretty background though ooooh ooooh"
better to microdose updates than let people starve for over a year and then drop a bunch of shit all at once
They’ll decide whether or not they want to do Xeroc and Noxus when they get to that point
we can actually devote ourselves to a concentrated update concerning specific bosses and such
Who knows until then
can we kill gamma slime
or package updates where we do a certain area of associated content
but we'll see once we get there
we gotta get this big ass update out first
maybe all of the sky-related stuff can get shoved into a single updated
sky related stuff?
Please add a way to get sky island blocks in the don’t dig up and gfb seeds
sky island changes, clouded acropalis, aerialite, dragonfolly & evil2 swap, the works
👍
Because there’s no way to get sunplate blocks in gfb before beating a mechanical boss
we'll see what happens when we get there
aight
i'm excited for the future though
we can actually concentrate on making calamity a more immersive and enjoyable experience
wait so in old lore, did calamitas like, also get stronger as you progressed?
Basically
she didn’t?
im just saying, rematching the same boss a few times and you both like grow and have like a nemesis thing going on is kinda hype
Hence the various motifs between the songs
gabriel ultrakill type beat
We need that back for a boss in cal fr
what would be a good boss for that, even
Slime God could be good for that
i thought the same thing actually
the closest we have now is probably exos and scal
Paladins in Prehardmode and Core in hardmode but more fucked up somehow I have no idea
That seems wierd to me
Speaking of slime god I’m REALLY gonna miss the old sprites
The new ones just don’t really do it for me
the new sprites will make more sense in context
She was ditched in general for vanilla gameplay
No I mean the lore
cause the queen being stronger than the god makes no sense and to be totally honest, slime god is wayyyyy cooler
Of slimegod rematch
Relogic can’t decide what kind of boss queen slime should be
Or what purpose she should have
Queen Slime was Slime god
i realize
But a rematch
But the loot table for QS is actually pretty damn good
Hook of Dissonance is my favorite hook
He runs away and you never get to finish him off
queen slime has literally nothing to do with slime god if you don't read lore
and it makes total sense considering how that lore came about: relogic added a random boss in hardmode and calamity had to scramble to make up a good reason for it
I prefer not to use RoD, but instead use HoD; I feel like it presents a more interesting alternative for dodging attacks
there is literally no cohesion or relation whatsoever. i'm all for a slime god rematch, but queen slime is definitely not the way to do it
I’m not gonna go into my whole spiel about how I think RoD is cheap, but uh… HoD supremacy!
they're both slimes imo
ok but if they move sg to be after qs then you just... kill them normally
they both have balls
clearly the method is to be evil as fuck and have rev completely overhaul the bossfight
then why isn't green slime the boss
yeah your opinion is wrong!!!!!!!!
because being a slime doesn't make you a boss what type of question is that bruh
change the sprite and everything lmao
okay but ..... there are post qs slimes.... thats evil and wrong...
what im saying is that queen slime and slime god have literally nothing to do with each other. queen slime being stronger makes literally no sense either
slimes
Actually no QS is a bath bomb
pull a nightreign everdark fights and have death mode add a whole new phase to every fight
slime god will likely be retiered anyway
you will surely not regret adding a whole new phase to every fight
slime god will be a postgame superboss
idrc about the lore because it's an afterthought bandaid slapped onto QS to make her existence fit into cal lore
R- retiered??
calamity mod
B- but why???
qs is made of hallow which is stronger than phm corruption crimson
boom
It’s my favorite PreHM boss 😞
There should be a way to finish off Slime god tbh
you clearly don't actually know what youre talking about 👍
now it can be your favorite hardmode boss
i think people would agree that slime god being later in the game makes more sense than you fighting slime god and then fighting queen slime lol
There's no way we can just let him get away right?
😁
is this the universe where we get sg with 4 paladins (crimson corruption hallow astral)
no
aw
no that'd be hell
look i like HoD but grapple flinging has got to be one of my favorite techs in the game since it's useful in pretty much every stage where you have a hook
goozma........
like actual hell lmao
Bruh that's just goozma
the auric soul in question
is it ive never seen goozma
Yup
that universe is in the universe where goku was trapped in the time chamber for 200 years
Grapple flinging is cool too but we have different methods of dodging so I respect that
was he betrayed as well
qs also has the soul because its slime god
5head
Sometimes I use grapple flinging for Fargo bosses
awesome
Even find it better
so I heard
dear god it is just goozma
wait the rematch hear me out, you fight SG again and the crimson and corruption paladins swap for hallow and astral >:3
you must be able to hear well
or so I heard
side note holy shit skipping through showed me some DOGSHIT attacks im glad i havent fought goozma
^
its not gonna be a refight he just will get retiered
i fought the original goozma
🤝 🔥
this ^
old times......
ok grandpa
saves us a lot of time as well so we don't have to make 2 fights for the same boss lmao
as if calamity doesn't have enough boss fights already

the flattening
But… I’m gonna miss prehm slime god
yeah but we were talking about how it would be cool to rematch a boss at different points in progression and both of you have gotten stronger since
phm has enough damn bosses
old yharon technically
like how calclone was originally just scal but a similar power level to your own at that time
I use the slime god gear for WoF
try adding fifteen more slime bosses
like really really technically
you will surely not regret adding fifteen more slime bosses
not in the slightest
you can play elden ring and fight margit and then morgott or something
Why add any more?
Give cal clone the slime god ai
okay .. for my next trick... there will be 17 golem refights...
Brothers as the paladins
i love having generic filler bosses at home
On the topic of giving other things old ai
give slime god cal clone ai :3
Give hive mind ai to retiered dragonfolly
give moon lord ravager ai
with all the circle dashes and atuff
i should remake this meme but with adding more bosses
there's a universe where the retiered bosses dont get behavior changes and just have stat changes . it aint this one but there is one
thats fucked up
fabsolian boss retiers (probably)
maybe that's the timeline where fab didn't explode
good to see we're in agreement here
thankfully we're actually allowed to touch the bosses and make them cooler now
post like . idk post ml slime god except it just has the standard slime god ai and is piss easy because its slime god with starboard
But… if we don’t have pre-hm slime god I can’t use overloaded blaster anymore

maybe one day i can show my crude as fuck sketches for boss attacks that i've doodled up from time to time since my return
give slime god king slime ai
dear god we're gonna have to use shadethrower and dragoon drizzlefish for flamethrowers only wof now
return to ancient days of cal
unfortunate
not enough bosses? bored, but need new bosses? try copying vanilla ai. you certainly will not regret copying vanilla ai
true
but have you considered evil2 retier
this is my fear about gilded proboscis with the new rework (its still in the air afaik whether it will be retiered to dragonfolly's new progression spot or have the rework given to a different pre-providence spear)
So are we just not gonna have a directly pre-WoF boss that helps us gear up for WoF anymore?
and in the middle its like every boss that blatabtly uses vanilla ai
the proposed sg change was a swap with clone wasn't it
yes
perfs are already genuinely sorry as is it'd be beating a dead horse to mention them
Nah just recolour it to red and give it to calclone
easy
Same thing with the Ravager rework; this will force me to fight golem instead
skeletron:
no it'd mean that shadethrower won't be an option either
skipping to deus:
true...
again if slime god gets retiered it'd be replaced by cal clone
bumblethrower
And I’d literally rather do anything than fight golem without life-alloy tier
hey guys you dont have to worry if a boss gets retiered things will align to still work its not gonna be sloppy work
if new evil2 progression spot got the gilded proboscis rework that would go hard
HAVOC'S BREATH FOR WOF 




i think the update will drop at cristmas 2026
stupid hard



wouldn’t make sense
