calamity-update-talk

[lapis oak]

Teslastaff lightning effect is kinda cool

At least it has that

[glacial current]

i uhhh

hello everyone

does anyone have experience with master death mode

[lapis oak]

#help-advice-read-pins #calamity-mod-talk

This channel is for upcoming contents

[raw pendant]

nah it was actually time signature

[glacial current]

ty

[raw pendant]

tempo slightly changed but it went faster because i did the wrong time signature

[spark kiln]

how does that even work

how does the time signature make it faster

[lapis oak]

Scourge of the Desert 2

[raw pendant]

well when i stretched the chords and toacw pattern but i accidentally did it like 175% instead of 200%

which made it go faster

but technically speaking it was in a different time signature as well

[fathom girder]

Because it's a screwdriver?

[naive ice]

@wispy blade

Thanks

[raw falcon]

its literally just the lightning effect from teslagrad lol

also gilded proboscis rework is peak

[raw falcon]

The ruler in question:

[brave star]

What was it

[naive ice]

Not

Not

BOT

[brave star]

Correct spelling fail

Laugh

[buoyant pulsar]

like new aerospec weapons ✨

at least the sword actually has a fun gameplay loop

[lapis oak]

those aren't even boss drops

what

[fringe quiver]

my nazme is cheese i made the mimic it was diafshyuasgag

[buoyant pulsar]

this summon weapon type needs to die immediately

[arctic cliff]

"sword skinned around desert scourge"
looks inside
best shortsword in the entire game

[buoyant pulsar]

what i meant is that the magic weapon is a panflute and the ranger weapon is a dart thing on a glove

[arctic cliff]

like genuinely

[buoyant pulsar]

they're unique

[arctic cliff]

its a shame you dont get anymore interesting shortswords other than vanilla's final shortsword

[buoyant pulsar]

exactly

[arctic cliff]

also i love brittle stars

[buoyant pulsar]

to be honest i fucking love deepsea staff

[arctic cliff]

ehh

[buoyant pulsar]

i love how they just absolutely tear apart anything they gets close to you into shreds

[arctic cliff]

it should have something similar to the brittle star secondary

[buoyant pulsar]

if they updated the vfx and added a little extra flair but kept that aspect i would like that i think

[arctic cliff]

actually... but what if we made said secondary different

[buoyant pulsar]

just make them buzzsaws

[summer shore]

MORE saw weapons

[buoyant pulsar]

yesssssss

yessssssssssss

[summer shore]

Unlimited saws

[uncut briar]

WRONG that thing sucks

sorry i saw someone below mention your message and i had to be evil

[fringe quiver]

its ok i never used it

[uncut briar]

that thing fuckin sucks i hate it and it was a mistake

like the slime puppet thing and the aureus drop were legitimately mistakes

they werent supposed to act like that

[fringe quiver]

ill trust you on that one i never used them

[uncut briar]

whips exist as the active option now

Click and hold to spam homing projectiles with autoswing summon weapon is fake interaction

[buoyant pulsar]

oh thank god

they're just so useless compared to terra

[uncut briar]

mild take

daedalus and perennial can disappear

[buoyant pulsar]

hellion flower spear and botanic piercer are just. the same thing.

[uncut briar]

arguably scoria too

[buoyant pulsar]

nah scoria's cool

daedalus and perennial definitely tho

[uncut briar]

post plant/golem there’s like 8 armor sets available (mild exaggeration

[buoyant pulsar]

mmm idk you could do smth cool with daedalus

crystals are cool

no idea why it's called daedalus though...?

[uncut briar]

old calamity character

never did anything

i wanted to rename it ❤️

[lyric trellis]

He's Draedon's secret identity.....

[buoyant pulsar]

photon lore video from 5 years ago goes hard

[uncut briar]

btw turning hallowed bars into an Ore you can Mine was possibly the most boring thing you could’ve done

[buoyant pulsar]

why does bro have the brewing stand...

[uncut briar]

also turning Auric into an Ore you can Mine is also possibly the most boring thing you could’ve done

[summer shore]

Just make yharon explode into dangerous auric pebbles that you have to collect

[lapis oak]

I'm the nuggets collector

[dull heart]

hi

[lapis oak]

hello

[terse dew]

Yharon explodes into mysterious deadly particles that once ingested cause a hallucinogenic experience where one must make a pact with a foreign god or else be vanquished into salt

😟

[dull heart]

L take

specifically because they do not force focus minions they provide a valuable difference to whips

[buoyant pulsar]

i dont like em much personally

[cobalt wharf]

W take

fake depth

[arctic cliff]

i genuinely prefer the slime puppet staff types over whips, but if im gonna be honest

i think they'd be better if they were like the Igneous Exaltation

[cobalt wharf]

exaltation is slightly better

[arctic cliff]

exaltation my beloved

[cobalt wharf]

but enough of the mage weapons that deal summon damage

[arctic cliff]

i wish they had more of them

[cobalt wharf]

give minions that i have to pilot instead, that still take slots

[arctic cliff]

at least we're getting something like it (Seashine Hilt) in SSO

[cobalt wharf]

yeah

hilt seems better

design wise atleast

[arctic cliff]

Both have their merits.

[kindred night]

you should take more damage from dog if youre wearing auric armour

cause youre using armour made of auric soul fragments and an auric soul makes you a god i think

👍

[arctic cliff]

anyways viral sprout on account of being genuinely unique should stay but lose its direct ties to the perennial set

maybe just make it a plant that grows

[buoyant pulsar]

i fuck with this

[lyric trellis]

That's been mentioned before yes, probably something like that happens

[buoyant pulsar]

abigail's flower type deal

[kindred night]

desert tiger staff

[dull heart]

yeah I definitely agree

viral sprout is great

[lapis oak]

Lotus Flower

[summer shore]

Devs give us old gamma heart

[cobalt wharf]

REVERT GAMMA HEART CHANGE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[dull heart]

What was old gamma heart

[lyric trellis]

Beams that converged on your cursor

[lapis oak]

death ray

[lapis oak]

gitgud was right

[lyric trellis]

We need SSO now what are people doing

[arctic cliff]

If the player possesses seven or more heads, a Gamma Canister has a chance to appear. If a head comes into contact with a Gamma Canister, all existing Gamma Heads fire a Gamma Deathray in the cursor's direction that deals 120% of the weapon's damage and inflicts Electrified on enemy hits.

[misty wren]

what did the old gamma hearts beams look like

was it like

[arctic cliff]

they looked like basic old terraria lasers

but green

[dull heart]

So dust beams?

oh ok

[arctic cliff]

no like that

[misty wren]

yeah i was gonna ask

[lapis oak]

last prism beam

[arctic cliff]

apparently this was too confusing for people so thats why its gone

[misty wren]

if it was an actual laser or if it was dust spam

[arctic cliff]

sad...

i hated this change so much too, why turn gamma heart into this absurdly simple summon weapon

[dull heart]

Not to mention

New gamma heart is a design that kinda sucks for DoG

[lapis oak]

gitgud was right

[misty wren]

theres a balance between too complex and too simple and neither version does it right based off the tooltip overdone posted

[arctic cliff]

again, it was kinda confusing

a bit too much

that said i really like the idea of making a summon that can be boosted into blasting laser beams

especially one you can kinda control

[misty wren]

if it was just like
you have 7+ heads? congratulations now they're even stronger but you also have to aim
yeah thats good
the issue comes into play with the fact that its only a chance to pop out the canister that a head then has to touch for you to get the bonus

[lyric trellis]

I like that the beams inflicted electrified, cause that makes sense

[summer shore]

Ok but the boost activating only if you grab the canisters makes it skill based which is cool

[arctic cliff]

maybe we should just turn gamma heart into a minion accessory then. make it have a bind to boost itself into shooting aimable lasers

[summer shore]

If the boost just happens automatically once you have 7 heads then there's no gameplay change, you just do damage

[misty wren]

not really

[summer shore]

Whereas the canister mechanic actually makes you change how you do things

[misty wren]

thinking about it like nebula boosters

that isnt a skill bonus

[dull heart]

I mean the change is you must aim

Realistically

[lapis oak]

Ataraxia will now inflict Static Discharge, Electrified, Vermilion Flux and Auric Rebuke for 1 second per rocket

[dull heart]

Gamma Heart could shoot lasers

[summer shore]

Shut up kiri

Smelly

[dull heart]

upon successfully whipping an enemy or something

With a cooldown

[arctic cliff]

honestly the fact that people here are arguing over the quality of this prior Gamma Heart should probably explain why it was probably changed

[lapis oak]

😢

[misty wren]

i dont think ive ever seen anyone having an issue with getting boosters

[arctic cliff]

Seriously, THAT'S HOW YOU INSULT KIRI? In THIS DAY AND AGE?

You have truly grown down. You've degenerated into a child.

1 neutron to each of your atoms Altraxia.

[misty wren]

stinky

[summer shore]

I have remained this way since I was born

What use is innovation in the face of perfection

[arctic cliff]

-Fabsol

[summer shore]

fabsol's view of perfection sucks

[arctic cliff]

exactly

[summer shore]

Also neutrons don't even do much they just make you fatter

[arctic cliff]

if there is an opportunity to make fun of that manchild i will

[lean relic]

Truth supernova

[misty wren]

but yeah more than anything it not being guaranteed to even get a canister and then only proccing when one of the heads hits the canister seems like it would be really inconsistent and unintuitive to activate

[arctic cliff]

altraxia, have you ever heard of radioactive isotopes?

[summer shore]

doncare

[dull heart]

As someone who has worked on making multiple of his boss ais better

[arctic cliff]

I think you should.

[dull heart]

yikes!

the boss AIs get even worse once you learn the details

[summer shore]

protons are way scarier to add to someone

Electrons just make you staticy

[dull heart]

I will add positrons

[arctic cliff]

I mean, just ask this guy.

[dull heart]

Antimatter explode

[misty wren]

cool concept but i dont know how it would function in practice

[rose laurel]

I remember talking to Cei about how I think the biggest reason Calamity's Bosses being ass has never really impacted its overall quality, until now, is that both our standards for other content wasn't really high, but also

[summer shore]

They call him shin godzilla because his shins big as hell

[rose laurel]

Games can 100% work when there are no good Bosses

See

Dead Cells

[arctic cliff]

GOOD ONE

[dull heart]

genshin

[rose laurel]

Dead Cells has ABSOLUTELY ZERO GOOD BOSSES

[misty wren]

counterpoint scaramouche

[summer shore]

touche

[rose laurel]

Except like, the new ones from the Castlevania crossover

Otherwise have fun with Time Keeper and her 35 falling projectiles which you cannot parry

[dull heart]

I literally do not know any genshin bosses except the whale that sucks that gets mentioned by reb all the time

[misty wren]

time keeper is piss easy

[rose laurel]

And she still sucks

[summer shore]

genshin boss be like

Leg

[rose laurel]

[summer shore]

And shin

[rose laurel]

My point isn't that the Bosses are easy, because minus the final ones

Yeah they are

You ain't dying to the Concierge

Ever

He's still a bad Boss

[misty wren]

well no there are times when the fuck you field just kills you without you being able to do anything

[rose laurel]

But like, essentially the point is

Calamity never had to worry about the Bosses being dogshit because the rest of the content was pretty enjoyable

[misty wren]

which is why i didnt say anything about concierge even if i do find it very fun

[rose laurel]

Until the standards for Mods in Terraria raised significantly, rendering said content also bad and dated

[arctic cliff]

yeah

[rose laurel]

And also because the Mod is a Boss Rush

[boreal edge]

fire writing_hand

[arctic cliff]

once again, fabsol's mindset

[rose laurel]

By which point, yeah Cal kinda just had

[lyric trellis]

Hi cit

[arctic cliff]

I genuinely am glad Fabsol is gone because like, I know for a fact he would've made giant DoG incredibly insufferable

[boreal edge]

Hi Karina

[rose laurel]

Nothing really going for it and just stayed afloat due to the unsurmountable fame it has garnered

And also the OST

[lyric trellis]

Glad you agree with the game you've never played, I'm sure sgab's messages taught you everything you know

[boreal edge]

All I ever need to know

[summer shore]

Car in a what

[lyric trellis]

Too much*

[rose laurel]

But yes

[boreal edge]

Cursed

[arctic cliff]

ever wonder why Infernum is still that popular? Yeah, on average those bosses were better than most of Fabsol's fights.
(again, on average. I'm excluding OD and DoG from this averaging for a very good reason)

[rose laurel]

I definitely agree that Cal can exist with its Bosses being bad

The problem is that'd require making everything else actually good

[boreal edge]

Can't just keep bad content

[rose laurel]

And that's hard as fuck given our basis is Terraria, a game which already suffers from any combat being neutered after a certain point

Which we make even worse!

[late eagle]

We need to kill AI😠

[lyric trellis]

Well "bad" depends on how bad they are, if every boss was DoG it would be a lot worse than idk. Crabulon or Brimmy

[rose laurel]

Yeah I think Cal, for the most part, has

Mid as fuck Bosses

Cal has few bad Bosses

But also no good Bosses

[arctic cliff]

probably the coldest take Rebecca has made in a long time

hang on

a dev made a good comment regarding this

[boreal edge]

Would you like to change that

[lapis oak]

Seraph Tracers stepping on Blender Beam

[rose laurel]

Like, Crabulon for example is imo a decently fun fight because it's cool to weave through the projectiles

[late eagle]

I still really like the bosses since I haven't played any other mods yet.

[arctic cliff]

On the Calcast episode regarding the fall of fabsol

[rose laurel]

The problem is

[cobalt wharf]

cal having bad bosses would not be acceptable if it weren’t for dokuro music
similarly vanilla having bad bosses wouldn’t be acceptable if it weren’t for the rest of the game

[rose laurel]

CRABULON'S FIGHT IS JUST A BUNCH OF PROJECTILES

Is it fun? Yes

Is it well designed? Fuck no lmao

[boreal edge]

I mean the other issue is just being stuck with a mountain of quantity over quality leftover from 2017

[arctic cliff]

ironically, Fabsol said something about enjoying poorly designed bosses anyways, which is probably one of his few good opinions

[lyric trellis]

Boss rework when the boss is resprited in 5 years

[arctic cliff]

like you can enjoy flawed fights

[rose laurel]

This is also exactly how I felt

[late eagle]

🥹

[boreal edge]

insert your comment about Exo Mechs design

[rose laurel]

Mine?

[lyric trellis]

Everyone's favorite boss

[lapis oak]

Seraph Tracers walking on Blender Beam

[late eagle]

Where was this posted?

[rose laurel]

Read

[rose laurel]

Oh yeah that one

[arctic cliff]

like sure you might disagree with some of the choices Lucille does with her bosses, but its pretty obvious that the difference between, fuck it, even the original version of Noxus in WoTG and something made by Fabsol

is well

yknow

[dusty tinsel]

I find crabulon funny both in fables and cal. Fables crabulon emotes on you when you die 😂

[lyric trellis]

15/16 exo mech attacks having def damage or something

Very necessary

[rose laurel]

Even in fights that didn't get this it's still a prevalent issue

Like with SCal

Specific elements of that fight don't work properly because, if they did

They'd be nut kickers

Even Providence, aka Objectively The Best Boss In The Mod suffers from this

A bunch of her attacks are dodged by running the fuck away from them

Because if you stay anywhere close you'll get nuked

[arctic cliff]

rebecca try not to praise providence in any way challenge (99.9999999999999999999999999999995% failure rate)

[late eagle]

Nah providence is cool

[rose laurel]

It's not my fault she's the best Boss in the Mod right now and also my second favorite character from Cal

Well, the latter is my fault

I write her

[boreal edge]

Remember that if you catch Rebecca glazing you can always pull out the good ol dynamite

[rose laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/466943505663655937/1083946998614470748/1678391318329531.gif

[weary flint]

truth nuke

[late eagle]

💥

[weary flint]

name one other boss that heals you

[arctic cliff]

first part is true but second is

[weary flint]

i feel her love every time I get hit for 330 damage and burn to ash on my glass Cannon build

[arctic cliff]

well actually she's a good character but still subjective

[weary flint]

I ❤️ providence

[stone zephyr]

i <3 providence because thats the name of a city i go to regularly

[weary flint]

was her healing the terrarian ever explained

[lyric trellis]

You'll do this at any moment

[boreal edge]

Never gonna catch me missing an opportunity to explode Rebecca 🙏

[dull heart]

not really true

it's easier to run though

but like... I wouldn't say I did that much running away in the gilded proboscis video I posted

and dodging there wasn't too bad

I definitely did run more than I usually do because haha I have to keep up with providence to deal damage

[rose laurel]

Ok but you're Doze

Like, you told me you could stay inside the flame circles that spawn from the big fireballs

I didn't know that was even possible

[dull heart]

that's because running away is so much easier to do, yeah

[lapis oak]

you got hit like 500 times tho

in that one particular part

[dull heart]

I got hit from star bullet hell

[rose laurel]

Even if Providence's bullets are better than I give them credit for, their behavior is

Beyond poorly communicated

[dull heart]

that's probably fair

well

actually I think it's more of an issue of

[lapis oak]

1:27 onward

[dull heart]

Everything Fabsol gives you is "just run fast"

Why would I not run fast here too?

[rose laurel]

Yeah everything is painfully run-goddable

ONCE AGAIN

[rose laurel]

.

THE FABSOL CURSE

[boreal edge]

Bring back old Guardian phase this will fix her

[dull heart]

I really like CV honestly because it's like

[rose laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704694434964439071/1284577245796634675/cat_gets_splash_stupid_idot.gif

[dull heart]

The only Fabsol boss you can't just rungod

[rose laurel]

And also the only one with an actual structure to the fight besides like

SCal

[dull heart]

old Duke, aureus, weaver, provi

all come to mind of being structured

[boreal edge]

I would not call Aureus structured

[rose laurel]

They don't feel structured to me besides OD I guess

[boreal edge]

Its attack choice is completely random

[lapis oak]

kill vanilla projectiles

[dull heart]

hmm maybe I'm misremembering aureus then

[rose laurel]

Even Provi is structureless because she kinda just attacks

[boreal edge]

Oh yeah that's another thing

[lyric trellis]

Explode

[dull heart]

provi attacks are in a cycle though at least

[boreal edge]

A lot of bosses used to have set attack patterns, and then Fab just kinda phased a lot of them out for some reason?

[dull heart]

and has guardian phase

[dull heart]

I was looking at Ebonian paladin AI today and

[arctic cliff]

yeah for some reason he really liked randomized boss patterns

[dull heart]

Literally every move change was randomized

I get some randomness but goodness

[arctic cliff]

a stark contrast from, say Nameless Deity having a specific attack pattern

or like

Infernum Providence

[rose laurel]

I don't think randomized boss patterns is bad, infact I think that's usually better

[arctic cliff]

speaking of which

[rose laurel]

The problem is that none of Fab's Bosses have meaningful attacks

[dull heart]

Randomization is good in small quantities or when well telegraphed

[dull heart]

I'd argue that they do

[arctic cliff]

@rose laurel I actually wonder what you think of Infernum Providence (excluding that last part where she gets nommed by DoG)?

[dull heart]

The attacks are just not clearly meaningful because they have no flow

[rose laurel]

I never fought her

[dull heart]

Because they're random

[rose laurel]

Nor saw the fight

[arctic cliff]

you should

at least give it a whirl

[boreal edge]

I prefer the randomization of something like Lifelight from Fargo's Souls
Where it picks randomly from an attack pool, but it has to use every attack in the pool before repeating

[dull heart]

yeah that's a good way to do it

[rose laurel]

Yes I think that's usually how it's best done

Randomized with terms and conditions

[dull heart]

The killer to me with Fab was

The secondary attacks on separate timers entirely

[rose laurel]

Like not being able to use the same attack in a row

[lyric trellis]

Having a set pattern but there's rng to certain attacks (done well) is cool

[dull heart]

Laser Walls just randomly cutting in to the main DoG attacks with no warning

Skeletron teleporting sometimes happening MID DASH

Slime God teleports being entirely unrelated to other attacks

come to mind

he really liked adding attacks on a secondary timer that didn't match other things in the fight

Weaver's dashes not being synced with ice waves

[lyric trellis]

Scal’s own pattern being on the same timer the entire fight minus the 45% mobile

[dull heart]

the thing with randomized attacks is

Depending on the attack, stuff can naturally become chaotic even when fully structured

[vivid hemlock]

you sound crazy

[dull heart]

Such as Exo Mechs or Providence

[lapis oak]

who u

[arctic cliff]

honestly, im the crackpot ideas guy

[dull heart]

providence is a very ordered fight but due to her position being tied to the player, as well as the homing projectiles, it never feels the same

[arctic cliff]

i cant ever like, not make absurd ideas

[vivid hemlock]

who are you

[lapis oak]

who u

[stone zephyr]

hi vanillin

[vivid hemlock]

hey lawlsi

[arctic cliff]

i actually dont mind the randomized attacks, there's merits to both randomized attacks and patterned attacks

[dull heart]

randomized attacks are good done right

fabsol rarely did them right

[stiff light]

vanlij

[lapis oak]

@boreal edge why reacted only me!!! 🤬

[arctic cliff]

That's probably the best you can describe Fabsolian boss design.

[stone zephyr]

❌

[arctic cliff]

Never really doing them right

[stiff light]

can i get a cool emoji reaction please

[lyric trellis]

Randomized, patterned, just make a good boss,,,,

[dull heart]

The more I work on fabsol bosses the more I realize

He was not that far off from a good fight on a couple of them

he just made a few choices that destroyed the whole thing

[rose laurel]

The only thing I'm always like

[boreal edge]

Collapsing building GIF

[rose laurel]

100% dead set on "this is never good"

Is oneshots

[arctic cliff]

true

[stuck kite]

beating a dead horse alicorn

[boreal edge]

Niko

[rose laurel]

Oneshots have no place unless the game is specifically structured around it

[dull heart]

oneshots are fine specifically if it only happens to a glass cannon

[lyric trellis]

So funny that DoG used to have that

[dull heart]

but on an average build you should not be oneshot

[boreal edge]

Essence was consumed by the devourer

[stuck kite]

dog was the entire package

you got the one tap and the nti butcher

[arctic cliff]

oneshots would only work in an attack that is completely and utterly telegraphed and given a long wind-up

and even then

[stuck kite]

and edgy text on both of them

[dull heart]

Dog is going from peak of Fabsol design to sneak peek of future boss design

[rose laurel]

Even then I'd disagree

I do not think, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

[lyric trellis]

Oh my god the anti-butchers/% damage caps

[boreal edge]

EdgyText2

[arctic cliff]

ecliptic meteor momento

[rose laurel]

A player should be punished by death over a single mistake

[stiff light]

one shots are just bad boss design

[stone zephyr]

nohits be like

[stuck kite]

💥

[dull heart]

Avatar of Emptiness oneshotting me was annoying

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-one-shot-gif-14574844360591873989

[rose laurel]

It should always be a sequence of mistakes

[lapis oak]

1 health

[dull heart]

it was only one attack

[boreal edge]

Nohits are a separate challenge

[lyric trellis]

That was an Armageddeon,,,

[boreal edge]

Like the Slime

[dull heart]

But I genuinely didn't know what I needed to do until it was way too late

[arctic cliff]

at least, ecliptic meteor style attacks are generally done in a game* where you either have other teammates to resurrect you, or you have multiple lives during a fight

*Final Fantasy XIV and Monster Hunter

[dull heart]

and I was super tanky too and just evaporated

I was also like 10 minutes into the fight at that point

[stone zephyr]

long fight indeed

[lyric trellis]

Great feeling

[arctic cliff]

and notably, Terraria is not that sorta game

@dull heart which one was that

the AoE attack?

[boreal edge]

Good idea, bosses now gain insta-kills in multiplayer

[summer shore]

Horrible

[rose laurel]

Which means it's not 1 mistake = defeat

[stiff light]

elden wing

[rose laurel]

This is the crux of the problem, imo

[dull heart]

nameless I also died to a oneshot that I didn't know what to do to but it was less annoying bc it wasn't the only thing that killed me

[rose laurel]

Like, Radahn's grab in SotE

[dull heart]

The one where giant giant black hole

[summer shore]

Nameless has one shot?

[dull heart]

there was one where I ran and apparently I was supposed to stay close

and I just got nuked

[arctic cliff]

and that one

[rose laurel]

It kills you regardless of health, yes, but you need to be hit by the grab twice in any given fight and not use Miquella's Great Rune to be killed

That's not a single mistake

[dull heart]

nameless was a lot more fun to me though because it actually could damage me in general

Avatar I literally nearly facetanked

[rose laurel]

I actually want to make a similar system for DoG

[boreal edge]

How many Avatar attacks inflict defense damage

[dull heart]

Very few

[arctic cliff]

speaking of that great rune

specifically the boss that drops it

[dull heart]

Me chilling with my 10 brittle stars

[arctic cliff]

i just fought that dude

what a goofy fight

[boreal edge]

God the Brittle Stars

[lyric trellis]

Should be all, needs it to show off it's power obviously

[rose laurel]

Where his head kills you in like, 5 hits

[boreal edge]

omb

[rose laurel]

And you can do something to decrease the counter

[stiff light]

give dog a grab attack

[arctic cliff]

just blast this shadowy sunflower evil tree thing with fire, then it respawns and charges you down

[dull heart]

hold open the jaws of dog like a movie character

[arctic cliff]

and then you do the same thing to it

[rose laurel]

Scadutree is cool

[arctic cliff]

and then it fucking comes back again

[lyric trellis]

Will brittle stars survive the flat

[stiff light]

scadutree is so silly

3 lives is so unnecessary

[rose laurel]

Bro nothing is ever beating me getting the last one to low HP and going

"Ok"

[arctic cliff]

im going through SOTE now and despite how difficult it can be (i am unfortunately one of those guys who use summons)

[rose laurel]

"It's preparing the nuke"

Dodging it

[arctic cliff]

the fights are still great

[stiff light]

midra is the best boss oat

[rose laurel]

And then TRIPLE NUKE JUMPSCARE

[stiff light]

besides messmer

[arctic cliff]

messmer was so fucking cool man

i also just got to bayle and hes super fucking baller

[stiff light]

messmer is my favourite soulslike boss ever

hes so fun its unbelievable

getting the timings down is so fun

[arctic cliff]

like, placidusax was easily my favorite boss in elden ring base game

and then theres bayle

also fucking insane theme

the music in SOTE elevates these bosses so much

even that weird centipede girl has a wonderful theme

anyhow

this is very spoilerous

[stiff light]

midras theme 🤤

[rose laurel]

Messmer is my #2 From Soft Boss ever

[stiff light]

libras theme 🤤

[rose laurel]

The first is and will always be Gael

[stiff light]

whats up with madness bosses getting the best songs

[arctic cliff]

(please use Messmer's snake form attacks for DoG it would be great)

[rose laurel]

I don't think that's

[stiff light]

scrap dog add rykard

[rose laurel]

Doable in any way

[arctic cliff]

true

[rose laurel]

Messmer's snake attacks wouldn't work in 2D

[lucid torrent]

I like serpents

[stiff light]

yea

[arctic cliff]

thats probably what i should've said instead

[lucid torrent]

Lets give dog a piranha form

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/messmer-the-impaler-serpent-base-gif-14723588416237011135

[arctic cliff]

God-Devouring Serpent as a name is so funny when you know about DoG from Calamity

[stiff light]

holy shit true

[arctic cliff]

I mean, I can see it work out...

[rose laurel]

This attack tethers between incomprehensible and comprehensible

[stiff light]

yea

ive learned like all the timings for messmer

[rose laurel]

The snake moves so fucking weirdly

But you can very much tell when it's going to strike

[stiff light]

i like every single boss in sote

[arctic cliff]

i want DoG to just summon Cosmic Guardians for like an attack in his final form similar to that one Messmer attack where he summons multiple snake heads

[rose laurel]

I, admittedly

Do not like Gaius

[dull heart]

bad news

[stiff light]

gaius gets so much hate

[rose laurel]

It's not even because of the dash

[stiff light]

the only attack that i get hit by is the cahrge

oh

[arctic cliff]

interesting statement.

(cool. I understand why)

[rose laurel]

It's because Gaius is the only Boss where you HAVE TO DODGE to get a hit in

Or heal

[dull heart]

what if dog actually tried to eat you

[rose laurel]

He's the only Boss you'll be punished if you try to do anything after being hit

From, fundamentally, every attack

[stiff light]

fair enough

[lean relic]

Isn't he doing that in sso

[dull heart]

what if I nohit new dog dashless in a 50 x 50 block arena

I do not know if that's even possible

[arctic cliff]

also are we not gonna talk about how two remembrance bosses are also only accessible via the Shadow Keep, ALONGSIDE Messmer at the top

i find that so weird

like, THREE REMEMBRANCE BOSSES. IN EFFECTIVELY ONE AREA.

[stiff light]

i like how you have to focus on both gaius and the boar

[dull heart]

I could probably do new dog with a ram in a 50x50 but dashless is yikes

[stiff light]

and see whos attacking next

also some of their attack combos are awesome to dodge

[rose laurel]

The ONLY time he won't punish you is if he uses the rock sling. Any other attack, if he hits you at the end of any attack, you can't slip a hit or a heal in

[stiff light]

i agree they are probbaly the worst major boss in sote

[lucid torrent]

What if dog had a desperation phase where he summons 10 cosmic guardians that help him with devouring your frame rate

[stiff light]

still like them more then fire giant

[rose laurel]

Nah I think being like, as objective as possible

Metyr is the worst

[stiff light]

fairrr

ok but bias cause its so pretty

[arctic cliff]

im super surprised by seeing all these people getting infuriated by fire giant

probably because i use bleed builds...

[rose laurel]

Fleeting Microcosm being both the WORST ATTACK OF ALL TIME

But also the coolest fucking attack ever

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-elden-ring-bleed-rivers-of-blood-rob-gif-25661109

[arctic cliff]

LMAO

[stiff light]

guys what i use moonveil

and and

rivers of blood

[arctic cliff]

im laughing my balls off at that

[naive ice]

?

[rose laurel]

I kept switching weapons in SotE

[dull heart]

fun fact

[stiff light]

yepp

[dull heart]

Y'know how laser walls are laggy

[stiff light]

its so fucking cool

my first ever run for sote i use fists only

[dull heart]

the lag got eaten by the fireballs on accident

[lapis oak]

🤨 ?

[naive ice]

Balls?

[stiff light]

john balls

[rose laurel]

Byeah SotE goes hard

[arctic cliff]

weird, i thought it was going to be immensely mid

[naive ice]

B A L L S

[arctic cliff]

no its actually mostly fine for me, even though its quite hard

[rose laurel]

SotE is just more Elden Ring

[arctic cliff]

true, thats the main reason why i got it anyhow

[rose laurel]

But it usually doubles down on unique aspects of Elden Ring some people disliked instead of going back to the massively overrated design of DS3

You liked the base game? You'll almost definitely like SotE

[naive ice]

I’ve never played. Mainly cause my computer couldn’t handle it. And I can’t afford it

[rose laurel]

You didn't? Lmao you're gonna fucking hate it

And also Scadu fragments

[naive ice]

Now I want the balls sound effect from tboi in calamity

[naive ice]

Skadosh fragments

[rose laurel]

I think people massively overblow how bad they are because if you are thorough, you won't miss many and will always be on level

If you beeline to the Boss? Yeah of course you'll be weak dipshit

[arctic cliff]

hang on i remembered hearing fabsol say something goofy about them

[naive ice]

Also what’s SotE?

[rose laurel]

Shadow of the Erdtree

Elden Ring's DLC

[naive ice]

Oh Erdtree

[rose laurel]

Eh I think he kinda has a point but it also just screams "this game is not for you"

[buoyant pulsar]

what if you reworked it into something like that huge nuclear terror beam

[arctic cliff]

no not his opinion for once

[rose laurel]

Lmao?

[arctic cliff]

im pretty sure it was something along the lines of "I got scared and ended up using up like 27 of them" or something

[buoyant pulsar]

does anyone have a gif of the bigass nuclear terror beam

[arctic cliff]

im definitely misremembering here

still one of the funniest things i remember hearing about

[rose laurel]

Probably something else

Scadu Fragments aren't consumable like that

[arctic cliff]

there

[rose laurel]

Me when I hyperoptimize the fun out of the game

[arctic cliff]

i actually wonder what he meant by "first boss"

did he refer to that random guy in the nameless mausoleum in the first area?

probably

since any reasonable elden ring explorer would learn to just explore literally every single area in the game possible

[rose laurel]

Tbf, upon further inspection, it really does make sense DS3 is his favorite From Soft game

Because it's the one you interact with anything that isn't the Bosses the least

[arctic cliff]

now to be honest i have never touched any of FromSoft games other than Elden Ring

[rose laurel]

DS3 is still good mind you

[naive ice]

I haven’t even played a from soft game

[arctic cliff]

so i'll just concede on matters regarding those

[rose laurel]

I just think people hold it as the apex of what they ever accomplished when I disagree vehemently

Every time I think about DS3, I dislike it more

It's still my favorite of the trilogy because of the narrative though

[arctic cliff]

the only thing i know is that Dark Souls 2 is divisive, probably because of its troubled development resulting in weird stuff, and DS1 and DS3 are cool
and that Bloodborne apparently is absurdly awesome

[rose laurel]

DS2 is quirky

That's the best way to describe it

[naive ice]

I am so lost

[rose laurel]

DS1 follows in the footsteps of its grandfather, Monster Hunter

By being both the best and worst game to have ever been made

[arctic cliff]

monster hunter? grandfather to... DS1?

[rose laurel]

Yeah, Miyazaki's games are inspired by Monster Hunter's gameplay core

[arctic cliff]

well

that explains things.

[rose laurel]

The dodge roll is a mechanic he lifted from MH

[arctic cliff]

(back before World, people would constantly compare Monster Hunter and Dark Souls quite a lot, actually)

[naive ice]

The one where you turn endangered species into limited edition boots?

[rose laurel]

On one hand, Dark Soul's world even at its lowest is just white noise

On the other

Bed of Chaos

[lapis oak]

best boss

[naive ice]

Who

[rose laurel]

The worst Boss ever made

[lapis oak]

Reb how could u say that

[rose laurel]

Byeah and then DS3 is like

From a narrative perspective?

My favorite of the trilogy by a landslide because it's fucking phenomenal

[naive ice]

Is he a bed like the kind you sleep in or a flower bed

[rose laurel]

DS3 is a statement about how Miyazaki feels being chained to this franchise

The best way to describe it to me is

A love letter to all the people who stuck around with him

And a gigantic middle finger to everyone who made him do it

[naive ice]

Nice

[dusty tinsel]

Bed of Chaos from what I have seen is such an oddly designed boss

[naive ice]

Is he a sleeping bed or flower bed

[dusty tinsel]

It doesn't even have a health bar iirc because you just have to get to that one portion and do something and you win 😂

[rose laurel]

Yeah

[dusty tinsel]

It's a giant plant thing

[rose laurel]

The reason why I say Bed of Chaos is the worst Boss ever made (that isn't explicitly designed to be awful)

Is because its core design runs against the very game it is in

[ocean jetty]

Chaos

[dusty tinsel]

I honestly wouldn't even call it a boss

But alas it is

[rose laurel]

It's like if A Hat In Time added a Dark Souls Boss

And then made it as unfair and shitty as possible

Bed of Chaos is a Boss that does not work in Dark Souls, and is also the worst execution of it possible

Well ok it could've been worse if it didn't have checkpoints, that's it

[stiff light]

speaking of elden ring

im about to play convergence

heard its good

[halcyon seal]

Bed of Chaos is maybe the funniest fight in any game ever

Multiple people looked at it and went “yes, this is a good boss we will include in our game”

Idk I love ds1 because of how dogshit it can be sometimes

It is so unapologetically bad in certain areas it’s just charming

[lapis oak]

Love hate relationship

[lean relic]

pacman mouth
horse hoof

millions beloved enemy

[lapis oak]

I don't like

[boreal edge]

Getting hit with the shrink ray

[boreal edge]

I've never played a Dark Souls game but I once saw a video with Bed of Chaos in it and it definitely looked really bad

Me putting platformer elements in a Dark Souls boss

[lapis oak]

😭 CIT bully me

[boreal edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850959144532836403/1327435884676776077/twitter_1877781877920260319.gif

[boreal edge]

You're not Rebecca

[lapis oak]

that's right my gif is 2x bigger

[lyric trellis]

So friendly

[brave star]

Kiri when torture

[arctic cliff]

the worst thing? im pretty sure they didn't, the area that dude is in was apparently super rushed,
the fact that checkpoints exist on that boss... instead of, yknow, actually making Bed of Chaos a reasonable fight (there is straight up unused material of the vine thing protecting the Bed as an independent walking entity that almost certainly was an attempt to redo Bed as a good fight), suggests that even the team behind the game really didn't want Bed of Chaos to be the way it is now

[dusty tinsel]

Sending kiri to the quantum realm for daring to steal Rebecca's gif

[arctic cliff]

sending Khamul into the Bed of Chaos dimension

[dusty tinsel]

That would be better than being here in my life

So thank you

[arctic cliff]

i

dont think it would be better than here

if im gonna be honest

[cinder hearth]

Demon firesage, a literal demon on fire

Still weak to fire

Peak

[dusk bronze]

ever heard of "fight fire with fire"

[cinder hearth]

[vague cosmos]

Do you think Yharim (and Potential Xeroc) will before or after WotG Avatar and Nameless.

[cinder hearth]

Well that depends on the WOTG devs

[vague cosmos]

We fighting god of creation then go to the final boss. The Godslayer.

[arctic cliff]

okay

[dusk bronze]

isn't wotg separating from calamity

[cinder hearth]

It is? I don't know shit about that tbh

[arctic cliff]

im going to guess that the endgame dev weapons will be moved to post-yharim

[cinder hearth]

Yeah

We gonna be using draedon and/or scal weapons and armor against yharim most likely

[vague cosmos]

Oh. What are the End Game Dev Weapons?

[arctic cliff]

ignoring the part where WoTG separates from calamity, Yharim could likely be treated as pre-AoE

[arctic cliff]

shadowspec stuff

[vague cosmos]

Oh.

duh

[dusk bronze]

note that demonshade is being moved to post scal

and entirely divorced from shadowspec

[vague cosmos]

Are the calamitas enchantments good?

[dusk bronze]

some are

most suck tho

depends on the weapon

also this channel is for discussing future plans for the mod

[cinder hearth]

Oblatory is absolutely insane
Tainted has some use cases (iridescent Excalibur for example)
Aflame is alright
Treacherous and whatever is the other counterpart are situational

The rest aren't that great

[vague cosmos]

I love the Supernova weapon, like a better wave pownder. What Enchantment would be best for that one?

[mossy sapphire]

@vague cosmos

[hazy pine]

SDIYBT ❤️

[viral merlin]

The plans suck because no one will see them happen

[hushed hazel]

okay

[viral merlin]

We all not surviving to 2030

[summer shore]

You're not surviving to july 18 2025

[spark kiln]

kill calamity

[viral merlin]

A whole lot of orange

[frigid mulch]

:(

[hard hearth]

i am.

[slate folio]

This sticker is horrifying

both existentially and just being uncomfortable to look at

[dull heart]

The sticker isn't loading for me which makes this message a lot funnier

[wide nova]

its a drink baby drinking itself

[dense sundial]

the "separating" is us making an entirely new instance of wotg

we won't be changing the original anymore

[neon shadow]

wotg mentioned graaaaaagh

[wide nova]

can fables just be called calamity 2

and wotg be called calamity 3

and calamity is calamity 4

[neon shadow]

Where is calamity 5

[dense sundial]

before i assemble the list, does souls dlc count as a calamity

[wide nova]

eahc mod strung together by a tight knit lore circle

[neon shadow]

💔

[cinder hearth]

Infernum

[wide nova]

yeah… that’s the calamity number 5

we dont rlly talk aboit that one

its taboo subject

[dense sundial]

what's taboo about it

[thorny glacier]

heavenly arsenal

[thorny glacier]

autocannibalism 🫵

[neon shadow]

No heavenly arsenal

[wide nova]

the scary part is thinking what could be taboo about it

[thorny glacier]

Soon

[dense sundial]

:huh

[wide nova]

alr i needa stop yapping i just woke up

morning!!!!

[neon shadow]

Keep yapping

[thorny glacier]

morning

[wide nova]

ok sorry where calamity 6

[thorny glacier]

community remix

[wide nova]

no thats 7 bro…

[thorny glacier]

:(

idk hotog I guess :/

[cinder hearth]

Catalyst

[dense sundial]

infernum is calamity 2, remix is calamity 3, souls dlc is calamity 3.5, fables is calamity 4, ozzatronian calamity is calamity 5

[valid crypt]

Calamity overhaul

[cinder hearth]

That does not exist

[thorny glacier]

calamity -1

[dense sundial]

yea

[wide nova]

cal all over the lamity

[dense sundial]

please eat breakfast or something

[wide nova]

😂😂😂😂😂

i been putting off editing acid rain vudeo for a week now

am i gonna put it off more? yeah

[pseudo vector]

bro i gotta get my video edited as well

i gotta figure out whats even gonna go in the video anyways

[neon shadow]

4 jpg

[wide nova]

who r u gonna ask to art it

[neon shadow]

Thats the scam again isnt it

[thorny glacier]

not one but FOUR devourers of IPs!!!

[neon shadow]

Oh yeah

[thorny glacier]

:/ they’re gone

[pseudo vector]

no clue

the guy doesn't even have a tangible design

[wide nova]

yeah

maybe something can be done with that in mind

some cool sorta shadow effect hiding a silhouette or some shit

[pseudo vector]

maybe?

[wide nova]

either that or we’d need a concept design for it

[pseudo vector]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

who

[pseudo vector]

the guy

you know who

[pulsar cobalt]

xeroc

[dusk bronze]

are you bullshiting

[pulsar cobalt]

no its a guess

but like

[pseudo vector]

xzier you should know who it is since i posted that teaser in the patreon server lol

[pulsar cobalt]

who else would need concept art for a music video

[thorny glacier]

dron

[dusk bronze]

xeroc already has concept art tho

[pulsar cobalt]

unless we are like

[dusk bronze]

i would've guessed noxus

[pulsar cobalt]

getting vetrasyl music

noxus is NOT getting music now

[dusk bronze]

looking into this

[pulsar cobalt]

and if he does im KILLING cd

[pseudo vector]

don't say who it is btw

[dusk bronze]

obv

[pseudo vector]

i want it to be a surprise for people when it drops

[dusk bronze]

oh right that guy i forgor that was happening

[pseudo vector]

yeah

[thick coyote]

im still mad at you for baiting me

[wide nova]

yall mfs are gonna have like 4 new music tracks by the end of summer

[thick coyote]

oh my role is gone becuase my payment failed

lmao rip

[neon shadow]

Calamity mod music (no music)

[thorny glacier]

[pseudo vector]

calamity music being posted consistently in the big 25

[pulsar cobalt]

25 is the year of calamity

[split ginkgo]

Calmusic is truly a calamity moment in this calamatious world

[silk pebble]

i love calamitous music

[dusty tinsel]

Calamity is canceled

[wide nova]

all my homies hate calmity

[dusty tinsel]

I canceled it

[dusty tinsel]

True

[split ginkgo]

cancel culture in calamity real?????

[dusk bronze]

didn't draedon canonically get cancelled

over the sulphur sea

[thick coyote]

pmuch

[split ginkgo]

Yes

Kek

[cinder hearth]

For the bees too kinda

[split ginkgo]

That too

[dusty tinsel]

Draedon invented the game calamity, but it's biased towards yharim so he is getting canceled again

[dusk bronze]

does the public even know about the plague

it's trapped in the underground jungle where nobody lives

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[cinder hearth]

Well the lizhards live in the jungle at least

[dusty tinsel]

Yharim cancelled draedon over the bees

[cinder hearth]

Also the surface jungle is contaminated too

[split ginkgo]

Plague biome is coming.....

[dusk bronze]

true

[wide nova]

weed is my best friend

i love weed

i love weed

[dusk bronze]

[wide nova]

look at my child

[dusty tinsel]

Yharim would be very happy in that one seed where there are bee gives everywhere

[lean relic]

ohhh

[neon shadow]

Omg cute

[fathom girder]

flashbanged him

[white aurora]

wawa

[halcyon seal]

what could this mean for sso?

[dusk bronze]

kbity

[halcyon seal]

kibty :)

[cinder hearth]

Remember, the calamity dev team supports drugs

[wide nova]

no just me

and only mary jane

[naive ice]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[wide nova]

Monkey will be featured in the sso update

i dont have any dev related items in mind yet so monkey is now my dev related thing

[naive ice]

Monke

[lyric trellis]

They always did, just look at Odd Mushroom

[stone zephyr]

for a second i thoguht you named your child weed

[wide nova]

that would be inaccurate to his personality

[dull heart]

what if I made a fishing rod a weapon

[vivid hemlock]

minecraft

[dull heart]

that's not a weapon that's just momentum

[lean relic]

fishing rod class mod

[boreal edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-fat-cat-cute-gif-17737749

[lean relic]

can i post a spoilerous video about this

[analog helm]

you know what that means/ref

[fathom girder]

already exists

via that one summon weapon that's a jellyfish on a pole

[dull heart]

that can't fish

therefore

not a fishing rod

orange name = i make the rules

[fathom girder]

tch

[dense sundial]

make heron rod a weapon based mechanically on an actual heron and my life is yours

[dull heart]

heron rod is likely gonna die

ngl

[dense sundial]

that's fine too

[lyric trellis]

No dragonfolly rod….

[dense sundial]

one of the follies in the swarm is a heron

triangle if you can hear me

[dull heart]

heron rod lives another day

[cunning sequoia]

beach boy jojos

heat seeking fishing rod

[naive ice]

Pull someone’s brain out with the hook

Use the truffle worm to make a Duke fishron upgrade, and a bloodworm to upgrade the fishron pole to a boomer Duke pole

[pulsar cobalt]

erm fargos did that first ackshuallie

[dull heart]

i don't think they did it first ngl

there was def another mod before that

[pulsar cobalt]

probably

[stone fiber]

Yeah, the literal fishing class mod

[stone fiber]

Who?

[dusk bronze]

the cat

[stone fiber]

Didn't he try to fix it later?

[dusk bronze]

no

[dusk bronze]

he can but he won't

[valid crypt]

no draedonjust says it would be trivial to do so

[stone fiber]

Oh okay

[stone fiber]

Why did I think it was a Dead Cells lighthouse sisters reference

[dusk bronze]

fuck kleio

all my homies hate kleio

[waxen beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kinda-wack-honestly-cody-ko-wade-the-real-bros-of-simi-valley-bad-gif-16476214

[dense sundial]

don't remind me of old infernum provi...

[stone fiber]

Tf is souls dlc?

[late eagle]

Fargo's souls

[valid crypt]

Fargos souls mod has an official addon made to integrate calamity into it
Not finished yet tho

[still heart]

Is night providence a different fight in infernum??

[dusk bronze]

it's the same as day except way beefier and more damage

[still heart]

You sure man?

I’ve never seen those attacks in my life

[dusk bronze]

that vid is an old version

[still heart]

Oh okay

Ty

[dusk bronze]

@icy kiln The next major update is the Sunken Sea Overhaul (SSO) part 1. it's been in development for over a year and is easily the largest update in the mod's history. It'll add structures to and completely redo the worldgen of the Sunken Sea and Underworld, add new worldgen to the Desert and a couple dozen new enemies and critters to the Sunken Sea.

It'll also resprite and rework the Desert Scourge, Slime God and Cnidrion. Cnidrion will be an actual miniboss that you need to fight to gain access to the Sunken Sea. Additionally, there's a temporary Devourer of Gods rework to make it playable until the actual big rework/resprite comes out.
(there's more but this message is way too long)

[icy kiln]

Interesting. Is there an estimate to when this update will be released?

[dusk bronze]

probably this year

no release date ever but there will be a trailer closeish to release

[dusk bronze]

anyway they're also reworking most of the melee weapons in the mod as seen below

list courtesy of theorios

[icy kiln]

Is that triactis true Palladian hammer of might or smth?

I always liked the comically large name lol

[dusk bronze]

and they're gonna be adding tons of lore as well as overhauling amidias dialogue and giving him quests

[dusk bronze]

yeah

[dull heart]

can't wait to see 6 fishing poles on here

[icy kiln]

Fantastic

[dusk bronze]

insert six human souls joke

[lean cave]

its 7......................... erm...

[dull heart]

Hmm also does orio count #spoilers or only changelogs

[lean cave]

added oreos to the calamity mod

[dull heart]

bc proboscis is in spoiler channel

[dusk bronze]

strictly changelogs

[celest bobcat]

official calamity fishing class will be real

[lapis oak]

Only #changelogs

Also he has no internet right now I think

Got lost in the eternal beach

[dull heart]

L

[fathom girder]

WE'RE GOIN' FISHIN BOYS

[buoyant pulsar]

is gilded proboscis on this

[lapis oak]

not in the changelogs yet

[buoyant pulsar]

mmmm makes sense

sorry for ping reply then

[late eagle]

Wulfrum

[lapis oak]

Wulflum

[lyric trellis]

Sleep in the pod

[lapis oak]

wtf is that middle left thing

I like it a lot

candelabra?

[late eagle]

The lore of wulfrum is that it is a technology made by rebels using scrap am I right?

[cobalt wharf]

wulfrum jukebox

[late eagle]

This look pretty premium to me so I'm a little confused

[dull heart]

you're making the scrap pretty

[lapis oak]

my Screwdriver looks pretty to me idk

[buoyant pulsar]

im tired of lasers converging on the cursor

do this instead (transformer rework style, or dance of light)

this is a PSA

[shell sapphire]

I don’t know why I thought of this, but it would be cool if a boss had Marluxia’s “doom counter” from kingdom heart.

[buoyant pulsar]

the dance of light is one of my favorite tomes

[brave star]

Wulfrum jukebox my beloved

There should be music disc items to allow songs to be played on it

[dusty tinsel]

wulrum just starts beatboxing when you activate it