#lore-discussion
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moons haunted
byeah the idea is that the monsters would be tailored specifically to your fears

so peak
wb shimmer
does it have lore
im guessing its the poorly disposed remnant of some god although that would be unoriginal
You see, Yharon dropped a big ol’ shaker bottle of G-Fuel Lunar Pillar Punch flavor while he was trashing his desk after losing to Malenia again, and it all pooled together underground and that’s what it is

april 1st
is it still canon
i mean i think it is, thats interesting
Mayhapse
@cosmic zenith
i mean, they have weapons
plus realistically he is a tinkerer he'd do mor estuff than just, videogame mechanic reforge your weapon modifier
he could make gadgets and tools for others, in fact some of the items he sells are that
people often dont look at thing sfrom a in-universe perspective when it comes to topics like these
i think its safe to say that obviously the npcs would sell items and exchange services between themselves and not just you
yeah his dialogue tells you the kinda shit he makes
Tinkerer does not even only do reforges he also sells stuff
"I just finished my newest creation! This version doesn't explode violently if you breathe on it too hard."
"Now would be a great time to tinker a pinwheel accessory!"
"You know, that mining helmet-flipper combination was a much better idea on paper."
stuff like this
we never see anyone use rocket boots doe
and it safe to assume that the amount of money we give the tinkerer for reforging god-tier weapons is likely more then whatever money gets around the local npc economy
we also dont see anybody take a shit aside from the terrarian but that doesnt mean other people dont use the bathroom
we never see anyone use rocket boots doe
And we don’t see a lot of shit thats hinted at in terraria like princess trying to have peace meetings with the event moons iirc
fair
again
gotta look at things from a in-universe perspective
but it's safe to assume that the goblin probably has way more money then anyone else
terraria is a video game it obviously cant show the ins and outs of every little interaction
tax collector
especially from all that reforging
i think tax collector and princess
also princess yeah
you say that as if the bandit litterally only steals form the goblin
based on the travelling merchant's clothes he seems to be rather wealthy too, plus he sells alot of "fancy" items
then by that logic the bandit is the richest
i doubt bandit would be the rcihest since i think goes kinda against the entire point of their existence
I adress that myself in the orginal statement of the point
anyways yeah it isnt
most broke npc is probably like, idfk dryad or witch doctor
i dont know if theyd even regularly use currency for anything
Princess is also possibly the richest due to being actual royalty
yeah princess is literaly royalty so id say shes probably the richest
Angler mayhapse
maybe too
like, mechanically, every npc that isn't the angler has infinite money
yeah but this isnt talking about videogame mechanics
exactly
because if you get tax collector generally im making 10-20 plat from him over the course of the playthrough and he doesnt give ALL of the money he collects to you
This feels like theres two different interpretations of this convo going on at once
did u not consider calamitas who is a nomad at the time you meet her
could also be the case but i do like to headcanon calamitas actually has some money that she uses to occasionally buy some supplies for herself and stuff
while dryad and witch doctor feel like theyd intentionally not engage with it
she'd probably still be on the lower end tho
dryad and witch doctor are probably both barterers and have personal possessions or commodities they use to trade
the brimstone witch ( who gives you 30 plat, when you beat her) is paying way more rent then everyone else
because 30 plat is a shit ton of money
i dont think bosses dropping money when you kill them is diagetic in most cases because it kinda dosent make too much sense if you stop to think about it for even a bit
i don't think calamitas actually had a million dollars in her pocket when you defeat her
or enemies in general for that matter
tyhe economy would kinda be completely broken if you could just go around killing green slimes and become rich from it
Calamitas might also just be able to make money out of mana
It's clearly the life insurance payout form her brother's that she was saving for college, duh.
dude money creating spell sounds insane
why does killing eye of cthulhu give me 600 dollars? i dont know! but it does!
the eye of cthulhu's pocket change in case it wanted to buy a burger
happens to the best of us
And she is the brimstone witch
Could not digest the gold coins of other people it ate
she isn't able to do that. the best she might be able to do is exhume money but then it becomes evil and demon infested which isn't good for trade
yeah shes the brimstone witch not the shadow money witch
ok i get that the burger is worth 5 dolalrs but heres a deal
i only have 3, but they're evil dollars
surely that counts[
isnt she rather like, unskilled at casting most types of magic that isnt brimstone and necromancy
i have 3 dollars that kill you. these are worth a lot of money you know
isn't that a direct fact mentioned in the lore
That was the case when she just got her powers over a decade ago iirc
We do know her ice magic is p good iirc
she can def use other magic types but she is by far more proeficient in brimstone and necromancy yeah
no she still isnt very good at stuff that isnt brimstone and necromancy
really?
she did freeze permafrost
she made cryogen
in the, cube
she was trained by john ice magic
though it may have been a joint operation
the brimstone magic also seriously disrupts her ability to do normal magicks most of the time because it operates by ice crown adventure time rules
thats kind of hilarious to think about
she can cast regular magicks but it's with a difficulty buff and she is also plagued by visions constantly which makes it more difficult
like shes just intermediate at most magic
calamitas and permafrost are reverse simon and marceline
Calamitas vs ice king
siffrin gun
Why the o react???
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Whar
Ovaries exploded…
whar
huh
thanks discord
Whuh
the old ice father is the one that's still fairly sane while the emo dark magic daughter is the one that has her mental health be fucked over by magic
shes passable at it but for anything that isnt brimstone or necromancy anybody that dedicated time to actually learning that magic would beat her
checks out yeah
now that we are mentioning it
how does magic work in calamity anyway?
John Terraria gets good at magic by buying equipement, crafting stuff and eating magic stuff. they don't permanently learn any spells
Seems to me like the Terrarian is actually a shit ass-mage who gets by via using the magic in other things like tomes and staffs and the like
its not like the proficiency mechanic still exists, so like??
do other characters have mana? do they have more then 400 mana?
Do they also have magic equipment?
they have mana they probably have magic equipment
mana is stored in the bones
All the magic schools are gone so you don't have a formal magic education so you just gotta make stuff up.
do other cahracters have mana
absolutely
like I get that
None in the war ravaged continent of 'Yourworldnamehere'.
do they also have magic equipment
but the question is about the mechanics of magic
mana is an inherent part of biology in calamity
At least none you every visit in game.
probably to varying degrees
water there's 3 more inhabitable continents
magic schools are gone
you can cast magic you read about in tomes what r u talking about
we only have limited data points, the most detailed one being John Terraria
Dungeon does not seem like a school
this is absolutely true
Yeah thats why it exists
if the terrarian can learn how to cast water bolt from da dungeon i'm pretty sure other learned mages are able to learn how to cast magicks from higher education whereever yharim hasn't destroyed the education system
theres a headcanon around that beginner to intermediate level mages use books and whatnot as foci for spells where it just helps with channeling the magic but as they improve and get better control they dont need the foci as much or at all
thats a neat headcanon
at first you gotta have the book in hand constantly to cast shit but as you get better at it you can just do it from memory basically
the thing is, you can only cast a spell from a tome if you have the tome open
all npcs that use magical attacks do so seemingly innately
we don't see the wizard use a flower of fire to cast his spells for exemple
invoking from an open book is different from memorizing it i feel
it's like asking someone who hasn't learned calculus to do calculus without a textbook vs with a textbook
?
we don't see the wizard use a flower of fire to cast his spells for exemple
i'm pretty sure the wizard and permafrost just Know and could probably break down to you how to cast various elemental magicks since it's their area of study
you have to use an attuned object because you are not an 80 year old wizard
is there a difference between magic and magicks or are the words interchangeable
interchangeable
👍
my apologies for the crudeness I displayed
it was rather unbecoming
mana also seems to have connections to the stars
stars have mana as a component but mana is an innate aspect of the universe that just kind of collects naturally
considering the amount of magic equipement and buffs tied to the astral infection, fallen stars and what not
stars are literally balls of mana yes
Stars are
Made of mana thats why
Fallen stars are well
Stars
so mana is somewhat analogous to light in the sense that it's thanks to the entropy difference between the visible light emitted by the sun and the IR that the earth emits that is resonable for the local violation of the second law that allows for life to exist
just had a thought
outside of the whole attunement thing, did auric have any disadvantages?
Hard to be subtle with it you just sorta kill whoever you use it on
you can't touch people with it without killing them instantly
given how it's the strongest metal on terraria by a landslide i don't think any possible disadvantage matters at all
like does it rust?
is it heavy?
in order to shake hands with someone, yharim has to take a glove off
like outside of requiring a cosmic anvil or more powerful crating station to use?
does it lose strength when cold or hot?
Just put a glove on top of the armor ez
probably not
the other person accidentally touches the cuff and their hand blows off instantly
Also probably takes ages to get in large quantities without either being best friends with a dragon or being REALLY careful.
Looks at auric exploding you through the armour
A glove aint stopping the racist metal
Or is it elitist
Idk
both
does it pollute the air around it?
considering you need god level crafting stations to use, we can infer that it is borderline impossible to shape
that being said, you can melt auric ore into auric bars with a mere titanium forge, so its likely not anymore heat resistant
Yharim losing his auric armour because i used a post plantera flamethrower on him
make a big titanium forge to fight yharim in
True
that being said, because the bars are used in the highest tier of cooling cell, it likely very resistant to thermal gradient stresses, cold brittleness, and maybe even more exotic phenomenon around fermi-dirac and bose-eisenstien condensates
why didn't dogma and war just fight yharim inside an active volcano? are they stupid?
Providence had it booked for her aura farming session.
is providence the piccolo of calamity
Yharim had obsidian skin potions
Yharim survived being burned alive once already
barely
finish the job
Must try again to see if it was a fluke or not
he got lucky
?
@light linden apon further reflection, the fact that auric bars can be made in an titanium forge is likely as a result of the fact that the recipe requires dragon soul, which likely serves as a processing aid
I say this in light of the fact that making auric plannels ( which is likely just auric ore mixed with stone to make paneling) requires a cosmic anvil, despite the fact that titanium bricks only require furnaces and even Uelibloom bricks only needing a titanium forge to make
I am aware this is likely for gameplay balancing purposes, but it does suggest that
- Auric ore is essentially impossible to process and purify with without actual dragon souls
- Auric bars are nigh-impossible to work with, without using the pressures and conditions found in dying stars ( e.i a cosmic anvil or dreadons forge)
- If your not attuned to it, it tries to kill you
theses are massive disadvantages that would make it's use essentially impossible for anyone who isn't either a God or buddy buddy with a dragon to use, acquire and do anything with auric materials.
Is your shimmer thingy real or was it another elaborate hijinks from you
nerd
i could auric with my bare hands
@cosmic zenith what do you think?
I could see it being very heavy personally
It also seemingly constantly emits energy
Which means if you had an auric glove and you touched an electronic device, it would likely short circuit it
auric is like shitty vibranium
still think making auric and vibranium touch would look pretty
purpl
ourple 🟣
also might create enough heat to melt the planet
Not really I think
the downside is mostly just that it's inconvenient and unsafe
This is why lead is better. It's only unsafe.
heavy and kills you
Me when I dangle a big boulder with a tiny string to finally defeat the dastardly roadrunner
buddy is not expecting the boulder to catch his foot and drag them down the cliff
that is genuinely surprising
I'd expect it to be heavy
No don’t worry because I’ll be really far away with a big pair of scissors
It's probably average in weight
*Depends
Weight is a disadvantage, but it often is tied to more durable materials, which serve as a balancing advantage
how heavy is cosmilite
figured
The way I see it, none of the endgame metals can be that heavy if you can still zip around like a madman while fully encased in it
Either that or the world of calamity naturally ends up with the player being built like Super Macho Man, which is absolutely a possibility
Have you considered that by the endgame you must be really strong because you're after getting the workout of a lifetime fighting literally everything that looks at you funny?
if moon lord and the pillars are no longer related to space does that mean astrum deus won't drop pillar fragments in the future
astrum deus likely wouldve lost it anyways
very likely
when its eventually remade with the rest of the astral
Astral Infection... will be good!?
does eol's appearance hint at what gods she's the daughter of or is it just from the hallow
we have no clue tbh
she just showed up and started siphoning power from the sun
thats kinda it
shrug
No way to tell. Divinity isn't genetic.
Literally girlbossed too close to the sun
the pillar drops never had anything to do with lore to begin with
its just there to make farming em less annoying
it can be depending on what it is made into
Yharim is at it! watch out! they're reconstructing V2 from Ultrakill!, strike back and demolish your home country's capital building in Lego city.
I doubt every person bonded to an auric dragon preferred to use a giant greatsword while wearing platemail armor
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e.g. they might like a shield but if auric is heavier than average
could make it hard to put on a shield
From what i was saying in calamity update talk
I think some people within the lore circle are far too pedantic and strict on the term "god" within calamity's context to the point they fail to realize there is actually nothing really wrong with calling beings that haven't ascended using the ritual "gods" in the right context
Astrum Deus was worshipped as God and thus likely was reffered to as one, and the same could be said about other beings
the usage of the term God as to refer to ritual-ascended beings would likely be popularized and become prevalent due to their influence and impact worldwide, yes
but it dosen't mean that would be the only and exclusive definition of it
As long as you make it clear to separate between ritual ascended and "god" asj ust a general term with a similar definition to what it is in Real Life there's literally nothing wrong with it and even in-universe people would refer to other beings as gods too
i think it sorta parallels how the naming convention for dragons is confusing because auric dragons at times are just referred to as "dragons" while their descendents are called "offshoots" despite both being genetically dragons, and the only distinction being that the auric dragons have auric souls, hence the name
and then also some older offshoots are genetically very close to the auric dragons either by being descended from them or being from the same generation, like where do they fit in, calling them offshoots of real dragons is kinda funny
I give them a break because that rigidity is unfortunately precedented
yharim himself even calls the ascended gods "falsely divine" and refers to deus as "god without sin" or whatnot
which, yes
very much implies that
a. he acnowledges astrum deus as a sort of god
b. he acnowledges the ascended gods as "falsely" divine, which obviously makes sense given its yharim but naturally implies the idea there are other forms of divinity
We need to make flexible uses more identifiable ingame if we are to nurture the habit of not taking such terms at such face value
signus, astrum dei, anahita, and other icons of worship could be seen as "gods" in the right context
I will say i think specially within these circles it's in part due to the community surrounding it
brimstone elemental...
Many people incuding myself in the past have been pedantic about it
And it generated a self-sustainable cycle of telling anyone who calls anything that isnt a ascendee a god how they're actually wrong and thats not a god
I mainly attempt this by being rigid in the god definition
Calling deus a thing worshipped like conveys exactly what it is and gives a clear distinction it is not an ascended entity that has a domain
It is late so sorry if it seems i did not read your messages but
Is the issue with being rigid in definition or when others give people shit for not also being rigid in definition
Having reliable demominations is useful
i think all of us atleast once have done it
But I'm also a sucker for the development of culture, and rigid terms are fairly unrealistic
also yeah garion brought up something that i think makes alot of sense
who is to say xeroc even called himself a god to begin with
i mean, why would he
from what we know about his character, he does not seem like the type of guy to say "yeap im god look atm e im god wahahah"
it was all dogmas fault
why would he loudly proclaim his godhood after ascending, megalomaniac style
when Xeroc ascended he probably went "ok time to turn off the fucking preheat"
im calling it
ifa nything i think
YEAH
as i said
i think its MUCH more likely
for dogma to have ACTUALLY been the first to call himself god
that fits him like a glove
everything about dogma screams that he would do smth like that
I feel like Yharim would create a term to refer to things worshipped but not gods to differentiate them (and prevent his men from hunting down non-actual gods like the Brimstone Elemental).
dogma being like "noooooo i wasnt the one who coined the term it was our ex buddy xeorc"
he literally calls astrum deus a god with no sin
"im not being egotistical i swear!!!"
He also hunted elementals after brimmy woke up
his domain is literally dogma, he presented himself as a godly figure most likely, he wass in control of the "god society" faction, he killed the dragon of faith after believing the dragons were no longer able to protect them, hes one of the oldest gods and probably treated the dragons like gods and would adopt the same position once he took over, and he literally tried to make a "god king" whatever that is from whoever they chose to take yharon's soul
like this guy
perfectly fits the bill
pomb
hi azzy
Cheese can you please answer my question asked in the later half.
the latter
the definition itself isn't even rigid in the game
at the very least,
Ah ok
there are things pointing to how it isn't intended to be
ofc, it could be communicated better
but again
yharim himself Literally calls Deus a Sinless God
and calls the gods Falsely Divine
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this explicitly makes it clear it is not a single definition and all other ones are automatically wrong
is this what they mean by love wins
So does yharim see deus as actually divine then is smth i wonder
Or I suppose 'god' was a common term for worshipped beings but gods like Dogma had propaganda campaigns to shift the definition to being ascended people.
definitions of "divine" vary
it is a being of great power that is worshipped as a religious icon
so by all means yeah it can be seen as a form of deity
the dragons, also could be
so how powerful is yharim?
he is powerful
He is top 3/4 of the verse
strongest mortal
he likely doesnt view it as a literal divine god but i wouldnt be surprised if yharim respected the creatures as a higher being given
"god without sin"
y eah it does seem like yharim respect's deus
mister satan from dragon ball ahhhh character
not really
yeh
theres like, 4 characters in the entire setting we know of that are stronger than him
hes the final boss for a reason
Not really i dont see mr satan being top 4 in the verse
anyways
hmmmm xeroc?
yes he's one of them
god?
read hte other thingies too ,,,
wdym by god
- Xeroc
- Prime Moonlord
- Noxus
- Yharim/Zeratros
God from the Bible isn't a Calamity character.
God is not a character because even if it existed it would not be relevant
As in is Xeroc a god? yes
there is none
That does not exist
He's still not here.
if there is one it wont be written about
and if there hypothetically was some sort of creator, it is not part of the story
you can write one for fanfics but for the story as it is in calamity it holds no bearing and wont be discussed
alr, there definintely must be but there isn't a place for it since we've never known about it or probably isn't relevant
there definitely must be
No
hypotehtically it Could exsit but theres literally no reason for why it also couldn't
Calamity's world was actually made by the ACME.
can we kill you
No. :/
thank you for the input wwg
Imo
Themes n such is a good reason to say why an infinitely all powerful being can’t exist
What?
this vexes me
dies of death
yeah
Yharim is not ceaseless void
Were the legs 90% of moonlord’s power
Thats a different thing
like 99.9999999998% brother
Yharim also isn't the fourth layer of the abyss
yharim is comfirmed to be yharim then
People tend to lose a lot of power when their legs get cut off, tends to be enough they die.
yeah thats me
Yeah, he is.
i did
i love when this chat goes from actual productive conversation to whatever this is ❤️
yay I did it, I know calamity lore now :DDDD
i dont rlly have anything to say rn aboiut it
moon lord has ribs exposed and is still the strongest vanilla boss u gotta give him some respect
other than i agree
yay!
Yeah genuinely what the fuck happened
a new user joined and started being a internet funnyperson
Theology got brought up in Lore chat again.
this channel for some reason always devolves like this
likemost of the time whenever smth happens it gets interrupted it feels
Yeah seems so
moon lord ribs
what is moon lord made of
Ribs
Distortion flesh
could u eat him or would u die of toxic chemicals n stuff
Idk
I wouldn't eat anything from the distortion
Everything is a cycle
epic lore moment : SCAL IS BALD:D
Coward
why r we eating things again
Though Braelor probably had to so, i figure its edible, to som extent
i think it is inadvisable to eat ridiculously old rotting distortion meat
The distortion is rotting?
So if it wasn’t rotting it’d be good to go
Maybe Braelor just ate his armour.
no, ml is
That stuff is probably edible.
hes fucking cut in half
i'm unsure
and has been sealed in the moon for, a long while
would moon lord be full of parasites and stuff
We are already suffering from one randomiser please do not add to it
anyways funny idea but what if the way things from the distortion are perceived in the overworld is vastly different when they're actually within their home realm
They'd probably suffocate.
wahr
Been on the moon for ages so not any new ones i imagine
what
It doesn’t matter
Replying to my message above
wrong reply
confusion
I ate your lore
wym
Someone here already derailing stuff a lot by being random can you not add to what going on
What if you were to fight moon lord, devourer or signus within their home realm they'd be far more abstract and esoteric in their appearance
oo
Cheese was replying to my message above
User respectfully i can't speak for everyone but i dont find hte random shitposting funny its just kinda disruptive
tryna have actual conversations here
We've looped back to Cthulhu.
tadc abstractions imo
i see
i wish cthulhu was a name for moon lord still tbh
Azzy this applies to you too
yk now that its simmered in my head more, the implications of the shimmer once being very common all across the underground implies the world was alot more magical back then if the unexplained substance was everywhere
Azzy did you just say that because my message ahd the word "abstract" on it
all of the tadc abstractions look the exact same and their design isnt even particularly esoteric or abstract funnily enough
not really comparable at all i dont think
Me seeing horrors beyond my comprehension (I don’t get it)
Oh true
Mana tends to go to conglomerate into one place i wonder if it seeped deeper into the planet
no im saying that bc i think an appearance inspired by tadc abstractions would be rlly cool for them
they're called abstractions because of what happens to the characters mind, not because of their appearance
there are two types of fantasy genres
some day the dragons may return and the world will come back to a more magical state
HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET RID OF THESE FUCKING DRAGONS
Calamity is both.
this chat is so peculiar everytime i look at it it's either inactive or the activity is so creatureous
Can this chat please lock in
dragons didnt go nowhere
I think multimedia designs would be really interesting
The super magic ones did
Calamity is the latter, except they already accomplished all but one of it
They went straight to Hell.
chat is half conversation half people complaining about shitposting and then theres like 1 guy shitposting
Going out of the box of the usual terraria spritework and having stuff that involves 3d models, photoshop collages, etc
love to see it
mhm
Tsuki also did it
you guys see draconids in modern day kind of like how people saw birds as not really dinosaurs for ages because they werent cool enough
Mainly saying this becasue
the few distortion designs we HAVE seen
aren't really particularly esoteric or abstract
i mean heck
I do not think the dragons could break the laws of thermodynamics and rebirth
Yeah, but the modern ones are lame and don't wield nigh unlimited control over anything.
ml is kind of a extremely basic design lets be real
and thats not something calamity can change
So i was wondering if maybe, when they're actually within the distortion
they'd look different
hes basically like teal cthulhu but with eyes on his hands i think
and their appearance as we see it as a result of them "adapting" to ourr reality's laws
maybe ml is like a mech suit being piloted by some abstract thing
azzypost
No real basis on that and would feel unnecessarily convoluted imo
if that were the case then cal could change that
maybe youre just a bone mech using flesh armour
for example
I really like my explanation because it allows for the designs of the distortion creatures we do have to remain as they are while allowing for the actual distortion to be far more funky while still being narratively consistent
also something that everyone gets wrong about like "creatures beyond your comprehension" is not just 'you cant tell what it is' the whole thing is like. you can see it. you can see all of it. the fact that you can understand what this thing is and the fact that it is so beyond what you've ever seen is what drives you insane
u dont just look at cthulhu and go insane
im bad at explaining but like
I'm ngl i don't even care much about the eldritch horror beyond my comprehension whatever thing
In fact i think it has become kind of a buzzword
true
I don't really care about the distortion fitting that description
cthulhu is like the opposite of horrors beyong my comprehension
its just a guy with squid features
I just think it would be really cool if it was a very alien place in the sense it's surrealist and esoteric unlike anything in the overworld
A inspiration i had was madoka magica labyrinths
stuff like this
specially the 2nd image
that is sooo distortion to me
usage of multimedia art in distortion would be awesome imo
Fun fact i do not really know whag sureealist or esoteric lile mean
Googled esoteric and like 70% of the uses of the word do not seem like they fit
quick question...
Looks like Giygas.
oh that's a dead god
there is a dead god at the bottom of the distortion
surrealist = surreal, not conventional, intentionally bizzare
Ah ok
I get why scal is powerful but yharim might just be like us, the player... right?
The thing with lovecraftian horrors is that they're so greater than life that what makes you go insane is the realization you and everything that surrounds you is so little, right?
you could call felix colgrave's animations surrealist and esoteric4
Yeah, he'll be a really strong human.
yeah
gotcha
so is he humna or a terrarian?
there is no "terrarian" species
Terrarians are humans.
human or terrarian means the same thing
Iwas gonna say that
not necessarily imo
Yharim is attuned to yharon and so unlike us can use auric without mock attunement and has lengthened vitality
But other then that he worked for it hard so yeah theres much more similarities then scal ig
yeah
I mean theroetically if there were humans from outside of terraria
oh
agree
It can be both really
Hello everyone
I do not use it in this context
Hello.
whats crackaloring
Terrarian
the same way that "martian" refers to the little green guys
Horrors beyond comprehension.
wii sporst
Also what
but technically you could say scutlixes are also martians but they're not little green guys
they're martians in the sense they come from mars
hmmm maybe draedon and/or scal (maybe dog) might have done a little silly thing with yharim... you know... the usual "I'll give you this just in case" powerup.
draedon did
Draedon did.
none of the others did
whalefall type dimension would go crazy
draedon did
scal is a child, no one toucheh the chilh
Not anyone, she's 28.
idk what if dog messed up and one of the gods somehow survived in the distortion and is biding their time to strike back
shed kill yharim herself if hse could
scal hasnt been a child in like a decade
and dog has no real allegiance towards Yharim and is only working with him out of mutual benefit
respectfully nobody thinks you are funny
Have to be one hell of a god.
Draedon gave yharim the exo tech augmentations on his armour
Calamitas left over a decade ago and left, plus yharim aint a mage
What can dog even do, he is technically still aligned though ig
in what way?
oh boy
i mean
braelor survived for quite a while
could be like one of dogs early victims where he was kinda cocky
Calamitas left over a decade ago and left
Even if they did survive they would prob die to noxus
There is nothing mere about that mortal.
hello what are we lore discussing
i think youd di a typo
Its near 2am sorry
Something.
its ok happens
maybe even straight after he got his armour he got an ego boost and didnt properly finish one of them off before distortion banishing them
nervous gulp
theres nothing mere about gods either
cries
dont get TOO cocky star fox...
Still would have to be on the high end to be where Braelor reasonably is.
byeah anyways i hope the distortion is funky and surreal
i know that alex wnats to do smth like thta for the distortion
whos alex
dunno abt the others but distortion is so far away we'll see it when we see it
looks at leegrid
carnymassacre
oh
qgiasf

i think most people do tbh
leaked distortion concept art
i think ive seen half of the active devs here say they want to see that happen, if not more
this is literally the worst timeline
Where's the DoG arena, the only thing in the dimension?
I really should work on my ideas for a fan take on the distortion
-# hope fan take is the correct term
Would help serve as some practice on fucked up weirdness i plan on writing even later in the future
I know everyone wnats to do Not purple rock land
that is the dog arena
but idk abt specific visions
crispy art
:true
Ah thats where i recognised that
this is what the majority of the fanbase thinks the place looks like
this is that one place from madness combat 😭✌️
DoG is sort of just a mascot for yharim's military
sorry i forgor
its ok
wouldn't yharon be the mascot
Stole Yharon's job, the scoundrel.
A Mascot
not really yharon is like
not The Mascot
yharon is like second in command if not equal to yharim i thik
I wouldn't call Yharon a mascot the entire crusade is centered around him and he'd probably be much more akin a figure of worship or praies if anything i feel
He'd be held in way oto high a pedestal to be called a mascot imo
i more meant icon
icon i can see yeah
this randomly put into my mind a calamity mascot horror au idea
Withered Draedon
Five Nights at Yharon's.
the scale of mascot horror designs
regular yharon plushie
whatever
whatever
full scale realistic scary as hell dog that was somehow meant to be for children
calamitas is the nightguard
Focus C
(context)
getting chased by the thing on the very right would fuck me up if the game atmosphere was good
i could take ir
you are horse
i can not escape the accusations anywhere i go
Yo ask me questions
are you horse
No I'm a fish
fuck
Would a horse + a fish be a hish or a forse?
question
What is darksun fragments
Come on ask me more questions I'm tipsy
what does tungsten taste like
ruh roh
Bullshit we don't know how to explain
i wish i was tipsy
Forse
Tungsten duh
Does the distortion celebrate pride month
No they're homophobic
Gay
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
how heavy is cosmilite
Heavier than your mom

Could i chew cosmilite like indium
Yeah shore
Aerialite or auric whats more used for beds
Distortion spoiler (the final version will probably be a bit different anyways):
Aerialite
Is it an African or European Swallow?
unladen
what is ts
Distortion Shrine
Seems like its the distortion???
why not purple and purple
i dont think its literally the distortion cuz that
probably ahstn been developed yet 😭
wrong. distortion update tomorrow
it being distortion related does make my original guess seem even more likely though
Here's what it looks like with higher exposure btw
Malevolent shri
i dont think the higher exposure really helps much but yeah
Crazy
Isn't that the build in the uhh what was it
like you can tell what blocks its made of already
The newsleter
We can see the sun now 🧠
Do you really think I'd have hid something through exposure....
no
of course, scott cawthon
Also yeah we haven't figured out the sun yet
something sigma adjaent
sigma
👹
hmmmmmm
I see the similarities.
loll
yeah those aint the same
Took you guys long enough lol
it's literally the same except the decorations
But the real question is which came first
chicken
eg
It is?
stip i know what you are you just reused a build and replaced the tiles for a newsletter
Remember, there are no accidents
neither this is one of stips pranks
The sun?

Sorry guys I spilled paint on Stip's latest building :(
I've been possessed by the Ogsculians
if that's the sun then why's there such a stony area on the surface
it's a building that has stone
except when DTD kills Yharon in 2:37
that one's definitely an accident
No it's a very important part of God's plan
by drake
Name one time where one of my grand sharings was accidental and ultimately inconsequential
Stip, what are the lore implications of every DoG drop being better on Exos than Yharon
Worm tastes better than dragon
Ok I'll stop apologies
yhorm
yhorm was intentional trolling
😢
#justiceforyhorm
Dog has been planning draedon's downfall ever since he called him a fatass chud
Yhorm definitely wasn't accidental, that's for sure
Draedon is more proficient with the familiar, which is why his pursuit of knowledge is also a pursuit of control
That's my mother respecting writer
Says the person who kindly provided a fantastic bit of lore for the loreheads this upcoming update
hehe
lore on the fucking hog update
Hoggers
shit's fucked, ain't it?
hogdate
That's right. Hoglore
I haven't done much for this update lore-wise
complete and utter hogwash
there isn't a ton of lore in this update, tbf
But Archon System did! They're peak
Yeah, most of it has gone on backend stuff
i would hope not 💀
Origin of Hogs
Wait no Stip we didn't make stuff for this update........
This happened millions of years before the Dragons rose to power...
It's all preparation for the next
the lore writers are washed theyre not making new brand new lore for the next update
the little bit i submitted to you isn't about the hog anyway, it's something else
Well ok there's Text going in this update but not Lore
tag yourself
Meanwhile I'm plotting and scheming in the background
nefarious
Which we (Archonlings) are writing
DAMN IT TRIANGLE
personally i'm feeling very red river hog rn
btw do not forget the peccaries
not a suid
the pig's weird cousins from america
Don't call them weird
Me showing up to dev lore chat with 17 pages worth of lore for devs to read
They're trying their best
holy shit i can post images now
The imager
do you want to continue posting images
We're still tipsy btw
this chat is so orange
yeah image posting is only blocked in cut
Yes, I love orange
me showing up to provide excellent feedback (i have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the conversation is even about)
i have a bottle of vodky cocktail on the fridge, i'd join you but unfortuantely my face is kinda dry right now so drinking alcohol is not a good idea
😔
Roxy, you should punch someone
Tipsy gives melee bonuses....
True
fuck
ROXY POST THE HAIR EXPLODE GIF
How is Alcoholism explained in Calamity Mod Lore?
Uuuuuh
THAT IS MY MOOD RN
chat, is there a lore reason the bottle calls to me
the buffs are too good
you need buffs
roxy how does hermes file his taxes
Alcohol gives debuffs, fake fan.
Really fast
In real life, bottles of alcohol speak sweet nothings to me and tell me to drink them. In game, they don't speak at all. Is there a reason for this?
Yes
eyo
yeah its because evil nefarious esrb rating of doom and despair
12 hours of gaming a day keep the voices away
bountiful harvest when half the things it added are removed now
sucks to be you man
Will the Hog Wild update address Yharim's crippling gambling addiction?
it carried my ass
no we're adding more gambling actually
We should make a mage weapon line smh....
no, that's extremely lore important
Do not speak lies about the golden hero Yharim
He has no such thing as a gambling addiction
Lord Yharim has no vices.
I do wonder which is coming sooner - my dev weapon with a Sky Update, or my dev vanity with an Underworld Update
this is true because if the casino tried to scam him he'd probably just obliterate them
Give me 500 Dollars.
Currently, Calamity Mod does not give me 500 dollars. I think it'd be beneficial for my enjoyability of the mod if i was given 500 dollars.
As the priority of the mod's development should be making a enjoyable and unique experience, i think this would be a good chance, as it would both be a unique (Only i get 500 dollars) and enjoyable (i enjoy money) feature.
she said golden instead of auric. yharim has been rewritten to no longer use auric, quick everyone update your notes
I really hope I eventually get both irl ngl
write that down write that down
I uh
It would be cool as fuck
is this a bad time?
"the house always wins" mfs when i have an auric dragon as my best friend:
Put this in the lorewriter approved lore doc
I think the chat is just going insane right now yeah
Do you have any actual lore-related questions
Updating lore document as we speak.
@spare pier approve my lore doc
Approved
"the house always wins" my ass i punched the house and it lost -Yharim, probably
How many pages does the lore doc have
yes
Like 90.
One day
ok guys slow down
Mark my words
ok everyone get serious. we're serious developers
we have actual lore questions on the way
Go on, Thunder
just curious about a small detail about draedon
There will be an update with so much background lore and worldbuilding that its doc will surpass the lore doc in length.
can you forward my suggestion:
please kill the new polterghast lore where it turns out yharim doesnt have the whole blame and its partly statis's fault; this ruins polterghast's whole point and makes me want to consume the souls of an entire country to become an undead spirit abomination
did he use the dubious plating before working with yharim?
Probably
Forward to where im just a girl
tufffff
I wonder what the actual like. name of dubious plating is
Like it's clearly an alloy
I feel like draedon probably wouldn't all the alloy he made the Dubious Plating
Not Wulfrum
true!
will do
Trusty Plating
my guess is that it's partially brass
i can see that yeah
dubious is more in the sense of "it's scrap metal. you're not really sure what it came from, and you'd rather not ask"
i assume dubious plating is just rusted to shit
yeah this makes sense, is about what i figured
its just little scrap pieces of whatever draedon used to make his shit
also since we were talking about the distortion for a bit
hi
hai azzy :D
fuck you azzy explodes you
My actual lore questions is, as always, what the HELL is going on with the moon.
Like, that thing is totally alive and evil, I just can't prove it.
I still REALLY want glowing plants or trees from the distortion that we can take to the real world
moons haunted
I also intend to make some sort of doc artbook of all my research and designing surrounding environmental storytelling, narrative intention, inspirations and all that jazz because I just find those that I do read (like Silksong old stuff, RW Watcher concepts) fascinating and I also want people to appreciate the research complexity along with me
moons evil
moons evil
Statis is only at fault because he quickened the process, he wasn't the one who shoved thousands of prisoners inside a dungeon where half of them died of starvation
He just lit the match on the pool of oil
That's what I've been saying!
this will be fun
please give me this
okay phrasing it like that works better
I will 100% be reading
I love glowing plants so much
Like Polterghast would've happened whether Statis raided the Dungeon or not
He just made it happen sooner
fly me to the moon
so i can kick its fucking ass
let me show you what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
in other words
fuck the moon
because rn im still smouldering from the horror of cheese's "Except he fucking lied about that too and was also just guilt tripping you lmaooo"
The Moon is hungry. The moon is also thirsty.
This is already a sort of thing that I had in my head for SSO because there's always extensive research in my development style, but I didn't get to record it, and I haven't really gotten a similar opportunity since
also roxy I'm curious about something regarding the polterghast if you don't mind
@raven brook another amidias abomination will arise in retaliation for this horrid comment.
what is this polterghast thing brainstorm lore
One day.
I'm borderline drunk I ain't answering ya now
gotcha
tá
Xorrecot
@cosmic zenithyou.
Corrector
?
LMAO
Brainstorm revealed a mysterious, unseen ninja killed a lot of people in the Dungeon.
Obviously, this is Statis.
yea that sounds about right
given enough time could polterghast even slightly stabilize?
Polterghast is stable
Stabilize in what sense?
presumably Yharim's crusade killed a lot of therapists. given the state of the world, its likely that no therapist even exists in the heartlands
that said, if one existed, they might have a shot at stabilizing polterghast
become less mindless ghost monster
No
I don't think it can not be mindless or a ghost.
The Greatest Psychiatrist in History vs Polterghast
and just become ghost monster
i think the problems is not that it's mindless, but it has way too many of them
That's like asking if a bear can spontaneously develop sapience
It would probably dissolve/diminish over time, but not "stabilize" emotionally
strongest amalgamation of angry phantasms versus the weakest therapist
i think itd be more accurate to call polterghast a mindfull ghost creature
I do wonder if the dungeon would become a place like the crags eventually
get it
👻 <- full of mind
cuz its made a lot of soula
nah
just supercharged with a specific type of magic
do u get it guys
being completely and totally incoherent is sorta the same thing as being mindless tho
Yes, we get it, into the vat of acid.
You know what?
@rain osprey KILLS YOU
You her a Brazil react Tsuki
okay polterghast could be cool but i have a more pertinent request of calamity mod
They have one thought, and that thought is revenge.
you can't kill me in any way that matters
can you get the draconic cult to create more half-dragon monstrosities
i'm far too annoyting for that
I WILL MAW YOU TO DEATH
crags became like that because it had a huge blast of a single type of magic over a fairly prolonged period of time relative to how long magic usually lasts
*Mall.
Coconut.

shut up ur drunk
Embed Fail:
Nope
there isnt this kind of magic blast present in the dungeon
yet. be the change you wanna see in the world
Did a god kill Permafrost's family?
I ain't even drunk
roxy are ya sure
Just a tad tipsy
you outright said you were drunk earlier
No I said I was almost drunk
like 2 minutes ago earlier
HELLO ALL OF ARCHON SYSTEM
CAN YOU put more stuff into the lore repository
sorry this is what happens when alcohol does not tempt me in the slightest
NO OUR LAPTOP FUCKING SUCKS
everything that contains alcohol i assume will turn me drunk
We'll see what if we can do somethin about it tomorrow tho
Our roomate is majoring in programming he can prolly help
Vinegar?
sour.
rubbing alcohol does not get you drunk
speaking from experience
sounds like a skill issue to me
If that works out we can finish the Yharon document this week
to be fair "alcohol" can refer to a lot of things
that's wood alcohol and they have to purposefully make it bitter to stop people from drinking it
I probably am not going to be available tomorrow but let me know when you are available for repository stuff
LMAO?
Will Yharon finally do literally anything?
I need to port that one doc to the repository
Bro he's doing fucking everything now
I might also have more stuff ready somewhat soon
no
Yharon stocks are on the rise
peak
I'm getting mixed messages. Yharon either does nothing or everything.
I will stick him in a box to be sure.
I spread the Draconic Era brainrot to Archon System
i'm not really even sure why i'm in this coversation
It's ok so am I
i'm not a writer lol
me neither
you do more writing than me
Fun fact
Over the last few weeks, I've downloaded four movies, bought 2 videogames and learned the basics of several architectural movements throughout history for the same of lore writing/worldbuilding/environmental storytelling
You're telling me Goths are coming to Calamity!?
I'm not telling you anything :p
The place with the hot sauce?
yeah
have you ever played the binding of isaac and taken a horse pill in game
get that announcer to say this
