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like calamitas evaporating the oceans would leave tons of salt deposits and make the sunken sea like EXTREMELY salty
inland
but is it dead sea salty or Lake Superior freshwater
think for a moment
if it were dead sea salty
would there be a civilization living in it
i mean its a fantasy setting sure
theres shit living in the sulphur sea
but iether way illmeris is closer to being brackish iirc
the salt is concentrated in the sea prisms clearly
Do you think Sea Prisms were tasty prior to the electrocution?
theyre rocks
Bro tell me this doesn't look like candy.
that looks like rocks
Dude I would definitely consume Bluranium.
rock candy
I think that's what it's called.
Plutonium
Blutonium
Oh
who was the goddess who abandoned the lizhahrds?
We don't know for certain.
If it were Dead Sea salt levels, there wouldn't be normal fish living there, because they'd be dead.
depends on if ilmeris is directly connected to the ocean or if it flows out into the ocean
Also unless the Terrarian is immensely dense, you would float in the water. If you wish to roleplay as someone who is a Tungsten Cube, be my guest.
i'm talking about just freshwater or salty, dead sea levels of salt would 100% just kill any animal trying to live in it
Yeah that's why it's called the Dead Sea. Because it makes you dead.
Clearly, there is a sea with no salt that must be the Alive Sea.
lake baikal would be the closest thing i guess
or lake superior
lake superior has more surface area but lake baikal has more volume
Consider: heavy armor
No.
fun fact despite the caspian sea being called the caspian "sea", it's actually a lake (though some do consider it a small sea)
Despite being called the Black Sea, it's actually blue. Same with the Red Sea. I think the people naming these seas are colourblind.
despite the name, lake superior is a bit mediocre
Yeah and
of course youd say that
bruh
i headcanon my bones r tungsten
See a doctor.
@raven brook read my document
If the pillars (and therefore the pillar fragments) were made by the moon lord during his gauntlet with the auric dragons, why does Astrum Deus drop them as well
Because farming pillar fragments suck ass
Theres no in universe explanation afaik
@wheat walrus Kill melongun
why did you tag omni for that
im right here
killing melongun is my job
even if what they said is entirely and factually true
It’s because dai and Omni have both decided that doylist explanations are deserving of death
i didnt shlawg
sob
no i was arguing with daichin that doylist explanations can be cool since i like seeing the thought process behind things 😭
Oh
now, i do think that slapping a doylist answer on things like that is boring that's true
but sometimes looking at things from a dev perspective is just cool™
funny that this is a topic herenow bc calamity mod does,,,or did, have a dev statement problem
dunno if it does now i havent kept up ✌️
But the thing is there isn't a not doylist answer
atleast in this case
if you want to come up with a headcanon go ahead but this is entirely a gameplay thing which all things considered will probably be removed eventually
people gotta accept not everything will or should have a canon answer cuz thats honestly lame asf
"how does this random specific item work" "does (super specific question)"
just ocme up wtih headcanons u dont gotta ask for a canon answer nor will there probably ever be one
and thats a good thing
the nefarious paradox
byea true
this is like whatever
this is the way of saying "there isnt a canon answer"
melon even added that afterwards
How is this a paradox
ive seen some funny haha lore tooltips made for things like copper shortsword or iron hammer but thats unironically a good example of why giving every little thing ever lore or a explanation is a bad thing
and when everything has lore relevance.... nothing will
😢
Fucking
Copper shortsword and iron hamemr??????
Ah
idrm who posted it but i think it was ender
Ah yeah i remember
its joke shitpost haha but its genuinely a good exercise on why there si such a thing as too much info and too many explanations
twas ender
i hatewhen people dont acknowledge this
only weapons because im lazy 💔 maybe ill do accs some day,...,. it is mostly a parody of mods doing shift to lore (funnily enough my mind was mainly in awakened light, a now dead continuation of aa) because it adds its own lore items but also gives shift to lores to a bunch of random crap. then i found out brainstorm had the bunch of shift to lores 🥀
Here, I'll come up with a lore justification:
While in space (where the Moon Lord is), Astrum Deus accidentally ingested some trace amounts of the pillars' power (also in space with the Moon Lord) and that's why it drops them.
I expect Ozzatron to send me 5,000 Yharimbucks for this.
I like the legendary item lore bits, i think using them as a way to give a bit of insihgt in their associated characters is cute
I'm alot more mixed on the, others though, for reasons ive explained before
not a particularlt big fan ..
Stip said he'd like to change them around but don't quote me on that
hello loreheads
its also important i expanded remix lore
how are we this afternoon
hi three gs
the smith corporation will be KEY for the stock market mechanic its adding
it is 9 am
i wrote a bucnh of stuff for my personal project earlier it was fun
time zones
who
thats nice
are we gonna be able to inflate the economy and cause stock market collapse
Ok not a paradox
Will Calamity Community Remix explain why Terraria is named Terraria, despite this being BLATANT plagiarism of the video game Terraria?
More like false sense of choice
Doing alright, reading cheeses thingy was fun and im brainstorming smth
😭
Whaur
@leaden bridge confirm
Brainstorming?
I think I like that name.
Bro okay
it already does actually
the planet was named ferraria but then yharim got bored and used the terminus to rename it
Yes i wasnt against that
heres the extract where that happens
i think that's basically what happened
It's Xerocin' Time
this was written in 2023 fyi
is this fandom wiki lore in the big 26
it's expanded from the one that was in the fandom wiki. i don't know if anyone ever bothered to update the fandom wiki with it
oh my gog
you should implement all total calamity lore into ccr imo
what if we raided fandom wiki but instead of unfunny memes we added unfun dev statements
yeah
Yea
Not that one
I believe so.
goozma looked like a metroid boss
its wild how they managed to make calamitas's supposed real name edgier than calamitas itself
Will Calamity Community Remix acknowledge Xeroc's identical twin brother, Nameless Deity of Light?
But the thing ender brought isnt total calamity
just fandom wiki like the old one
dont worry my name isnt the killer
already does
fanny is their son
I mean how like, everytime Nameless Deity of Light goes out in public people go up to them and say "Yo, Xeroc, how's it going!" and I feel like they may develop like, a complex or something for being mistaken for the more famous one, like, unable to really make an impact of their own, even though they have their own successful career as a deity.
@cosmic zenithgot a moment?
Sure
is a reason why as to why draedon's war machines are so effective is because he doesn't have any morality limiting their design?
That's far from the main factor, but arguably, it opens up a few research possibilities
would draedon be good at hoi4
He is also just goated
Eatid the Moonlord legs where else would they go
Trust
So what kind of threat was Moon Lord in it's prime form?
Only second to Xeroc
If it was not dealt with then the world would likely end
So it was world wide threat?
Yeah seems so
because F*bs*l didn't want to grind pillars
Also is it known that we don't know who actually woke Brimstone Elemental
Cause tooltip in that item is most likely Yharim lying to Calamitas
We don't. Yharim tells Calamitas it was Otonilou to make her want to attack Ilmeris.
He admits to the player that nobody knows what actually happened.
'It was never clear why her slumber ended. At first it was a stir. The people were cautiously optimistic.'
Well my canon it was character from other mod
How could it be a character from another mod if they don't exist.
It's my canon
I am not familiar with your fanfiction.
It's Infernon from Spirits mod
I am not familiar.
Like it is my canon to mix other mods to each other, but most logical way
Examble. Grand Thunder Birds are vultures that have obtained some of power from charged Sea Prisms
That would be fanfiction, not canon.
I hear it's a big industry. Not one that makes money, I've got the boys back in the lab trying to figure that one out.
question for lore ppl
how long was permafrost sealed away for?
Around 12 years.
thanks
Any other questions? Our industry is drying up. We can't tell you Yharim's birthday, don't ask for that.
no
Damn it, now the lore people will starve.
tragic
Does everything you say have to be a one liner
No, I have two liners too.
?
ok genuinely i have another question
did permafrost want to escape from cryogen or
at any point?
or hoping that someone would free him
It is entirely possible Cryogen was a mutually agreed upon plan.
And as such Permafrost allowed himself to remain trapped.
We don't know if he would have been able to release himself, however.
Considering that freeing him means that Yharim knows he is alive, it makes sense why he wouldn't just entomb himself again if that was the case.
and i assume cryogen attacks the terrarian to stop them from freeing permafrost and putting him at risk
Probably. Or it could be to deter anyone from accidentally releasing Permafrost before presumably whenever Calamitas intended him to be freed.
Which, for the sake of argument, was probably after Yharim had died or she could ensure he would no longer be a threat to him.
i see
Obviously, Cryogen's defences would be no threat to herself.
nope lol
And prevent a random Yharim soldier from accidentally busting him out.
why are we doing this? why is the terrarian doing all of this? do we have at least something to know about the terrarians motivations?
Terrarian is you.
Someone get the image.
ok but still, why?
Because the Terrarian is you!
you know when someone has a pic like this means that this is not a new question and people hates it
is there any like
any what
Lore built up so far? I mean, something to read to understand it, and not just the bits of lore that each boss and progression in the game gives us?
Have I got the thing for you.
like, some google doc or something like that
we've compiled a document of all currently available lore
second pin
fact checked by writers also
?
Yharim has concept art.
and is on the title screen
does the cryo key spawn naturally anywhere in the ice biome? im pretty sure it doesnt
it's crafted
I believe it's only crafted.
Check under Calamitas' doormat though, it might be there.

nah dragon's breath is peak
atleast for ranger
wdym some guy gets some cool shit called dragon breath and I get some bs called chicken cannon
or he is not planned to be a boss?
I mean
bosses dont actually die either
I mean yeah but
will rebirth eventually but not in short enough of a time where you could refight it
it tkaes a while
he/she is a phoenix after all
damn
Yharon is a man.
yharon's a he
what if we put wwg in the hyperbolic time chamber
the god of war?
That guy is now a big chunk of the Perforators.
lmao sorry is just funny as fuck
Is it canon that if you rematch Calamitas and if you lose she just straight up kills you
you fighting all this deitys and cosmic beings and then you hear ZEUUUUS
Oopsie daisy.
Wrong God of War.
And currently, you fight his corpse well before those.
Not in the future, you'll have fought gods before getting to his body.
There goes the only hope to beat Yharim… 😬
Yharim does talk.
yharon*
dog either?
He can use telepathy with Yharim though.
DoG can speak.
How?
Don't really know.
His biology is probably unrecognizable to anything we would know.
imo dog can either produce soundwaves or use telepathy
cosmic serpent
I don't believe he's called that anymore.
Given that he has nothing to do with space.
still think tying the moon lord to the distortion makes the world feel so much smaller and I hate it
idrc much about it because we go from like
having, three space things
to two
there generally just isnt much of anything goin on in canon calamity spcae content
tbf there's only one space thing with any lore in game
idt moon lord being from space or not would change that much
its like looking at the evil slimes and thinking "damn they made the world so much smaller by tying them to the slime god" and then ignoring the non slime god slimes
well the slimes were around before the slime god
i think getting more space content would be cool, though
I still want the martians to get a pinch more content and/or an npc
i also think ml being from the distortion is pretty beneficial narratively when you look at it from the angle of noxus's threat and xeroc's characterization
I feel like making their event get an upgrade early post-ml akin to what the goblin army gets in early hardmode would be cool
thatd be neat
this would work if martian madness wasnt ass
also it'd help there be more non boss content post-ml
what do you dislike about it?
for me it's them being tied to towns
its just a projectile spam event and you get nuked every like minute if youre unprepared and the only interesting enemy are the saucers since they actually do something
tbf that can likely be changed
but i do agree martians should get some more content
funnily enough
I think a lot of weaker points in the lore could be solved by adding an npc
be it a visiting or permanent one
still think that a travelling priest for a god still alive in lore but not in game as a visiting npc is a good idea
since outside of gods directly tied to a location or boss we don't get much info about them
Also how Martian Saucers are the literal only thing worth fighting.
tbf calamity does try to rectify this by making the wingman and shock grenades
it's supposed to be a planetary invasion, why are they rushing the population centers protected by someone who regularly fights things they'd struggle to beat and not either trying to set up a ground base or simply attacking that person on their own?
for the goblin and pirate invasions it makes sense
they want to pillage
but for the martians it's just wasting resources
vanilla terraria
no no I meant in this
iirc the vanilla martians don't have any lore
tmk their lore in this is that they want a new home desperately
mhm, but martians are a vanilla event, so calamity hasnt altered any of the code like where the enemies spawn and well what the enemies do, so unless they change the whole event it could just be chalked to a gameplay instance
they do
iirc its just they've taken over a bunch of other planets and also that they like nikola tesla
I like the idea that Martians are unexplained.
Like, yeah theres little grey critters that show up from the sky sometimes just happens
I think it's fine to a point but uh
I could see 2 characters who would be directly interested in them
yharon because they came from a world that might have an unbroken world soul (he likely wouldn't know it never had one)
and draedon because they already have dramatically better space travel tech than he does
unironically I could see the martians becoming draedon's next "partner"
they give him space travel tech, he either tries to find a new place for them to settle or help them improve their planet
it seems like a fair deal on the surface at least
why are they grey
because they need to be repaired
I didn’t get the reference
wtf is that
jjared
wait maxie, where are those lyrics in your status from? I KNOW I've heard them before but I can't remember where, just that its some kind of deltarune cover
yeah but which cover
from moti
ah
I've never liked the singing in his stuff but I think I heard them in someone else's cover before
anyways
ralsei horse
sstop leaking pictures of me
moti is rly funny
i used to think it was tuff way back
now i listen to it and
hm.
I think they (like most people who make musicals) have zero concept of making lyrics match the music, and of being in tune
horse
How does Slime God have both a crimson and corruption paladin if most worlds only have one or the other?
So the infected sky island is also gameplay and non-canon?
Oh i guess there is the evil island
ig
it's gonna be changed eventually iirc
Also is there any reason why curently defeating the perforators/hive mind allows for the mining of aerialite ore
also gonna be changed
them and dragonfolly are gonna swap
Cool, it was really odd that they unlocked it
something something released god essence
byeah it's getting changed
On a similar note is the an in lore reason for the mech bosses creating the hardmode ores and hallowed ores on their defeat
no
Draedon who had mythril/orichalcum anyways: yup
horse
i dunno man
i think my (outdated) headcanon that him being the leader of an armada of aliens who each lost their worlds to the astral infection rounded out his place better
not that the idea of ml being a distortion being is unsalvageable no you can absolutely do something interesting with that
what place inspired yharon and yharims name again
i forgot but its dark souls i think
i mean
to be fair
theres a guy named yhorm in dark souls
but im pretty sure the actual inspiration is yharnam from bloodborne
thats it thanks
yhorm the castaway...
i know nothing of bloodborne but ive heard its at least somewhat good
at least 5/10, lilely more
What does the “left alone” of the brimstone boss means?
It doesn't really mean anything because the name is from before the lore was changed
Same with all the song names
Ooooo
in old lore the brimstone elemental was essentially a guardian angel for Azafure that Calamitas destroyed because in old lore she was evil and aura-farmed and that was kind of it
& the song is about how sad the Brimstone Elemental is her friends are all dead
thats the explanation for it but none of its relevant to the current continuity of Calamity
The only reason it hasn't been replaced by something that sounds and is more thematically appropriate is because the devs fear a community hissyfit from removing a Dokuro track from the OST
Virtually all song names have no lore meaning due to being outdated.
You'd have to look at titles from after the rewrite (around 2023), and I don't think any were made that have some critical narrative insight.
slime god dies with queen slime right?
i actually hate slime god's lore
i hope it gets rewritten
how is it a god tho? Goozma is a god
not that
this is a quick patch because they could not move slimegod post queenslime due to fabsol
slimegod is possibly gonna swap with calclone and so that lore will be changed
goozma is not canon
i meant addon goozma
i just compared
im a little surprised canon goozma got removed tho
even post queen slime its a little dumb
its labeled God
gods are people who ascended by eating an auric dragons soul, gods vary very wildly in strength with slimegod being among the weakest
i get its one of the first bosses but fabsol is gone now
wouldnt being a god having omnipotent powers
no??????
even after consuming an auric soul, it doesnt mean that he would become a God
just became stronger
*or just being powerful i went a little far
cal gods are more like greek gods where they just have control over a certain thing not like the biblical omnipotent god
hm
i see, one sec
although greek gods are more or less of the same level with a few exceptions, there isnt one thats extremely weak such as slime god
and slime god is the weakest known god, makes sense since it ate the dragon of being a fat fuck (gluttony) and actively starves itself going against its own nature so its especially weak
There are minor gods in Greek mythology.
like, if it was post plantera OK
There are even ones who just straight up can die normally.
ah
Ah!
wait is that canon
Fairly certain Nymphs are, technically, minor gods in Greek mythology too.
theres more gods then just the olympians in greek myth
slimegod eating the dragon of gluttony and starving itself? yeah
so basically he starved himself so much he lost most of his strength
ok yk THAT is interesting
i thought it was just some "god"
like
just the label
God as a term only applies to those who ascended using an Auric Soul.
nah gods in calamity have a strict definition and slimegod follows that
made me sound like an atheist dang
what have you made me say
grr
lwk makes more sense now
By god terms, Slime God is pitifully weak. By regular human terms, he's monstrously powerful.
hm that is true
just wish the lore item precised that he was the god of gluttony
thats a powerful lore information
i asssuuuume draedon is the one that quotes that?
He's not.
the bestiary implies it
He is the God of Slime.
o
oh yea lol
yharim probably just doesnt know what dragon the slime god killed
the bestiary capitalizes the word Gluttony
'Despite being a Gluttonous slime, the Slime God forbids itself from growing out of control to maintain the balance of the world. It was still pursued during the Crusade, but it managed to survive through countless strategic retreats. The duty it upholds and the methods it employs are the reason the Onyx Kinsmen worship such a puny deity.'
even john bestiary clowns on it
gods do not have the same domain as the dragon they ate since the imperfect ritual twists it to something adjacent
slimes are extremely gluttonous so slimegod got that domain and the instincts of a slime to endlessly eat iirc
*Except Silva and Xeroc.
guy
It was a guy.
it'd be hard for a slime to do a ritual considering
Slimes aren't intelligent enough to become gods.
well they don't have brains
those two had the perfect ritual
ok then some guy who got the auric soul of some hungry ass dragon and became the slime god
maybe it was a group of people who did the ritual for it idk
yeah slime god used to be some person and got liquidated, must have been fucking scary becoming sludge
Do slimes have souls?
theyn are alive
idk but they are alive
Do microorganisms have souls?
thats what i originally thought
why wouldnt they
they jump and they consume whatever they happen to touch
Do viruses have souls, as they're technically not alive?
i feel really stupid to say that, but idk
idk
dragons have souls, humans have souls
don't think we know enough of souls to tell the exacts of them
ya but does other things have souls in calamity
enemies drop souls
Civilian Grinder 3000.
oh souls of night and light
souls of night and light are especially weird
souls of light and night and flight
flight drops from wyverns which are dragons
flight being the souls of wyverns
so that makes sense
those are vanilla items
oh true
and vanilla does nooot care abt the lore
no reason for them to not be canon
true
calamity does try to fit vanilla things into its lore
unless its smth like the seasonal moons or crossover events
ye, idk abt souls of night and light, its weird
i dont see why it is weird, just god essence infected souls
i guess
yea
though any enemy that is there drops them
so does that mean all enemies have souls?
ok wait
probably not
going back to slimes having souls
yeah because its the super god essence biomes
if there was a slime in the underground crimson
it WOULD drop a soul
so it means slimes have souls
maybe the souls literally manifest inside the enemies from all the god essence
Wulfrum enemies brought to the Underground infections would also drop souls.
i see no reason to think living things lack souls
yeah but robots?
so mayyybe a slime was used to consume the auric soul of the glutonous dragon
or heres smth
No, it doesn't know how.
Because, no brain.
maybe it was just some guy
an easier explanation would be that only things created by the evil biomes canonically have souls of night and light
oh true robots weird, though do we know if robots count as alive or not in calamity i forgor
We know the human Slime God was was balling.
like other people made it turn into a god
ok wait slime god has a brain
it knows how to flee
the hallowed mechs stand out because they have souls
theres been old concept art of human slime god
Also, we don't know if you can use the ritual on someone else.
dang
Or in this case, something.
ig
"brain"
like its smart
so actually yk what
no its not a slime
slimegod is sapient while slimes are barely sentient
Slime God does things with great intention.
it turned into a slime because slimes are like if the concept of gluttony manifested as a creature
they do nothing but eat
To be fair, I don't think they can do much else.
yeah
they exist to eat things
they are literally gluttonous by their very nature
they eat and grow in size endlessly
slime god is lwk more interesting than i thought
just wish he appeared in the queen slime fight or sum
He's the pink thing inside her.
so does he just die with her?
Yeah.
the crystal ball in the centre is prob sg after being eaten by her
R.I.P Slime God.
You were slimy till the end.
why dont we fight the crystal ball?
its stuck in there
dies when we kill qs
like is that mentioned in draedons dialogue
We have a pit we keep the writers in and they scream at us about the sins of Relogic.
dang
🔥
we're also massive fucking nerds
domains matter since they let you use powers relating to the domain without losing mana
so slime god can control slimes without losing energy or providence can spawn fire without using energy because fire turns things to ash and ash is her domain as a few examples
true
God of Dogma always can dogma all over the place.
With his iconic catchphrase 'It's dogmaing time!'
‼️ me 2
also true we have memorised a lot of it
OMG Isaac reference
i didnt even notice the word dogma
im close to dead god
on my 1st save file
im doing my second dead god
im lwk getting used to them
wait that reminds me i gotta do my daily run
other than daily runs im stuck with tainted laz
i died on the megasatan fight with it and now i gotta do an extra run just for it z
Ohhhhhhhhhh lazarus daily :(
even lost is better
IM FREEEE
nice
theres also another item iirc
did you do dedication yet?
i thought u meant literal dedication
wait 31 in a row?
no just total
not yet im far off
how can i check my total runs?
stats i think
sec
nvm
isaac discussion
yeah just 24 more runs to waste and then you’re truly free
I can’t believe golf is canonically popular on the continent in calamity smh
It was the epicentre of the Crusade. Clearly Yharim, as the wealthy elite, must have done a lot of golf with his cabinet.
Wait... does this mean... the Golfer... no...
The golfer is actually Yharim in disguise 🥸
Yharim had calamitas roast the sunken sea people in order to have a bottomless supply of sand for his Auric Country Club developments
It is due to his efforts that the Aerie now looks like a Sandals resort
this is completely true and factual
Of course, this is a stark contrast to his quarters, which is mostly comprised of his Exo-tech gaming rig and Yharon’s bus-sized bed
His PC could probably be used to invent time travel and he only uses it to play Old One’s Overwatch and Slay The Pillars
do you think they canonically made calamity mod in calamity mod
like someone made a based on a true story game about their world or something and they play it in the exo box
y would u make an Ultra-realism Mode Game about a world that sucks to live in
It would suck to live in calamity but i mean... cool flashing lights though 🙁
Man do i wish i could have the scissor variant of the ark so i can use it in mundane tasks like origami
People make games about having a job all the time.
Call of Duty but you get to enact Century Hitler's bidding and kill the few known remaining gods and also all the interesting indigenous wildlife because you feel like it
You think the ark can do this? @west plume
Sounds like a Paradox Game.
i think it would burn the paper
🙁
you'd need like... exo origami
exorigami...
i think if you were a close enough associate you could probably just order an exo metal sample sheet
maybe not a whole ton tho
Calamitas tried origami once but all she ended up folding was Amidias' hopes and dreams.
"Alright for this piece of sheets you'd need to fight 13 more of those mechs i just made" 🥀
I already rebuilt the city btw
Took like 3 stacks of dynamite
To clear the desert
For your next 1 square foot sheet I need to implant this bluetooth spine controller in your lower vertebrae and control your legs like you're a mech
You can get control back after 1 hour tho
Like that one game.
Type of shit he would tell you to do ngl... and i would definitely fall for it. Imagine all the origami you could do with those metal sheets!!!
Normal origami but it looks like metal
Now, if you hammered some miracle matter really flat, that could probably be something wacky
Happy Easter. What's the Lepus lore
I think miracle matter would cause a nuclear explosion if i accidentally dropped it 😭
I know it wouldn't make sense for Calamity but I wish Yharim's theme would be similar to (Shadows of the Erdtree spoilers) ||Promised Consort Radahn phase 1||.
Big boy, jump around, he got them eggs
Like for the phase 1.
Make it sound like a heroic and triumphant orchestra, but it would slowly but surely sound more sinister as the battle goes on.
fairy tale for babies
just like ocram
Cool
santa was the god of christmas cheer and then yharim killed him
Of course, Santa came back, as he is known to do
In recent years, Yharim attempted to fulfill a similar role to the grinch
He stole Christmas cheer from all the happy mortals, only to see he had been sent a present by a frost legion kid while he was out, a hand-knit sweater replica of his famous armor
That day, his heart only grew like half a size, he’s still evil, but he brought the Christmas stuff back
what does Yharon has to do with the jungle, or why is he called The Jungle Dragon??
I though he was born in hell and all that
he has nothing to do with the jungle and is not called the jungle dragon
i guess since the song names has nothing to do with the boss
Lore rewrite happened after the music video was made so yeah not anymore
Yharon is normally meant to be born in the aerie
mmmhm 
The egg was taken out and dropped in lava so how he was reborn this life is not the norm
I mean
he could like the jungle for all we know
we don't really know much about yharon as an individual
something that I hope changes some day
I like the idea of Yharim being a washed-up bum and Yharon is just trying to keep him from releasing his gamer rage again
Yharon and Yharim would be feeding into each other's gamer-rage
What's the lesson? “Don't take eggs from 7 feet tall rabbits?”
Nah, Yharon is the type to lock in and utilize the most advanced game tech and synergy in an honorable way
Yharim would turn on godmode and wall hacks and start hurling all manner of top-tier profanities at you
I mean... not entirely inaccurate I guess?
i feel like yharom would use the hacks more than yharim if anything i cant lie
yharom
Yharon demands that all Medic players heal him specifically.
yharon is all abt getting revenge
you have this backwards
Oh, my mistake
yharon is basically already using hax irl to his advantage and that's his entire character arc
The image of Yharon raging in an Exo-RGB headset is better anyway
he would also do that
“No, YOUR mom’s a pigron!”
"Mere humans, outperforming ME!? DRAEDON, GET ME MY HACK CLIENT!"
"Yharim, the dragon is screeching at me."
"He wants a hack client."
"How is he using a computer?"
yharon has thumbs and could just use a really big PC
he's like 10,000 years old so i don't think the concept appeals to him though
"Yharim, I am not going to teach the dragon how to send an E-Mail."
CANON AGE PUT THAT IN THE DOC /j
I mean considering how high-tech auric stuff is in the modern age I’d assume he has a decent understanding of computers
Maybe not great but enough to use them
yharon is less of a regular insult gamer and more the person you learn new racial slurs from on cs2 premiere
Oh god, not the long-extinct Draconic swears
Competitive racist, while DoG is merely a racist casual in comparison.
Man, I’ve had the meme image of Yharim and Yharon backwards this whole time
This is great info though, now we can create new bits
i think your view of yharon is how you should view yharim
Good to know
Yharim is smaller, somehow more insane Yharon.
DoG doesn't nearly have the same amount of hatred in his wyrm heart for gods as Yharon has for every god to ever exist. you have to understand this
Wyrm? Ain't he a worm?
misspelling sorry :p
He’s angry, we know that much
DoG can be any limbless creature you want
And purple
Can’t forget purple
Would you devour gods if I was a worm?
No way
DoG the deep-sea tube worm
I feel he's more like a vulture.
Waits until someone else does the heavy lifting.
I mean he can fly
What else can fly? Birds
Therefore the science checks out
I knew it. DoG is a bird.
Do jellyfish count as limbless
jellyfish have many appendages
I guess tentacles are technically limbs.
dog is a leech actually
So that's why he can speak!
We’re thinking too small
DoG is a slime
Therefore, Slime God solos.
What if DoG is just the friends we made along the way?
DoG would never be your friend
🙁
Many many friends piloting a mecha thing like a megazord
i would believe it
Probably for the better though
Could DoG have a friend?
Doubt it.
I mean he had the guardian guys
But they dipped so I guess not
DoG could have friends but you'd probably get tired of it by the end of the first month
Cosmic Guardians were some smart worms Yharim paid to keep DoG company or else he'd nibble on his manpower for a snack.
Yharim’s queen bee-themed Mastercard declined and that’s why they bounced
His card got hit with the plague
Draedon rug-pulled him with his ExoCoin scheme
Draedon would absolutely only use crypto
DoG is the type of guy to just use whatever slurs are most appropriate towards whoever he's going against just to piss them off, while with Yharon the moment he uses slurs against someone you can tell it's deeply personal and that he has deep hatred in his heart for the minority he's insulting
DoG may have slurs from another dimension, but Yharon invented the slurs.
Half of the brainstorming yharon and yharim do is about making new slurs for people
New April fools update idea
Yharioware
Beat Yharon’s epic microgames
half of the what
Die
Burn the village!
What.
When Yharon saved Yharim, he never talked about the stories of the other dragons. It was all just the slurs
epic embed failure mods kill this they
Whar
Brainstorm
Ah
I'm also a big fan of green needles
This you?
Yep
pinestorm
Who does Yharon main in Marvel Rivals
I would think Iron Fist because he has better air mobility than the flying characters
Is Magneto in the game?
Yes
He'd play Magneto.
He’s a tank though, does that fit?
He'd find the elitist victim of genocide relatable.
The theming of the character definitely helps but you also have to consider the type of gamer he is
That being very vocally toxic
From what I know about rivals which admittedly isn’t super extensive i don’t think magneto is seen negatively
Ok I’m seeing the vision
What with all the deafening roars and infuriated profanities, he’d fit right in with the finest online gaming has to offer
"[Redacted dragon slurs]."
"Dude, is someone letting a pidgeon use the mic?"
Not in the slightest.
Dang, McDonalds ain't canon? 😢
It can be
Just build one
Only McYharims.
Then what would McNuggets be?
McAuricNuggets.
You die if you eat them?
All proceeds go to the eradication of the divine.
It's just a brand name.
No, you just get a monumentally small power increase per nugget
Legend says, if you eat one million, you become a dragon
Are there pheonixes other than Yharon?
Certainly not in the form of an Auric Dragon.
If you name your world Arizona there could be a second
Now, if Yharon had children, it's not out of the question they could resemble those traits.
And an actual phoenix species as a bird, sure, but not something that's shown in-game, so who can say.
I think Akato would be a close design to what it might look like (Yes, I know he's Donor)
unknown
eh
there might've been others
There couldn't be because they'd be dead.
Akato refuses to follow his father’s gamer rage footsteps and becomes a vtuber icon
And also Phoenix's are associated with Rebirth.
Yeah there were thousands of Auric dragons, however they are dead.
You know, Yharon's whole thing.
phoenixes are associated with other things too
Wouldn't make sense for the whole Rebirth motif to be on every second dragon.
I doubt it.
Phoenixes having fire powers was also a later addition, the original stories if I recall had them be killed by high temperatures.
namely fire, the sun, and wisdom/intelligence
Mind Dragon?
Yeah, but when people think of Phoenixes, they think of the whole coming back from the dead thing.
Not specifically that it was due to the sun burning them to death.
I can't remember where it came from but I remember something about the intelligence of Phoenixes growing exponentially
It would be very strange to have the 'creature that comes back from the dead' to be on both the literal one guy who can actually raise the dead and then on some other guy.
you're uh
you're thinking that phoenix themed dragons have to come back from the dead
I think you're putting too much emphasis on the revival part, it's definitely an important part of phenoixes but not the entire thing.
there can be multiple auric dragon phoenixes that embody different aspects of mythological phoenixes
It's their entire thing.
also calamity has defied the mold for dragons before
when people think of stereotypical phoenixes they think fire and rebirth because in a lot of media thats essentially all they are
Note Fire
tmk chinese style dragons don't typically have lightning wings
Eidolon Wyrms are an example of this. They're a type of wyrm but they not just a large scaley snake.
pop culture representations of phoenixes strip away a lot of traits because, well, theres a whole lot of history and mythology to go through to figure out what a phoenix is and a lot of accounts end up being contradictory
The version of the story I read did not give the Pheonix fire powers, it actually was killed by extreme heat, then rose from the ashes.
Of course, this leads to it being associated with fire, because, well, ash.
You're using 1 story?
meaning its hard to pin down solid characteristics aside from they have some relation to fire and they rebirth
The story of the Phoenix.
yeah there isnt just one
phoenixes arent like
hey theres this One Thing called the phoenix and it Only Shows Up Here
thats like saying the story of the dragon
Pretty much
if it was this it would be nowhere near as complicated to figure out aspects of a phoenix
and even if it was just one story there are still a ton of different adaptations and translations and interpretations so it would still be a complicated mess
I meant as in it was a story about what a Phoenix was. I'm not sure if it had a title even.
Like, it wasn't a side character, the entire story was 'there was a Phoenix, it got old and the sun got hot, everything fled but it went outside, got cooked, got better.'
Of course this isn't the only version.
Regardless, it makes no sense from a character design perspective to give aspects that are heavily associated with a specific concept to a character with no relation to it, especially in a case where said concept is quite important.
also freindly reminder that theres a good chance that the phoenix was inspired by this guy
who potentially might have been based off an extinct species of heron
emphasis on POTENTIALLY
chud ass bird
but regardless i think making a phoenix based off a heron would be incredible
“whats over there….”
Is that like, Thoth or just
Heron with funny hat
I am not as knowledgeable on Ancient Egyptian mythology and iconography
"Phoenix" in Yharon's context isn't even a like
classification or species
it's just a cool sounding title that fits him as a cahracter
asking if there are other phoenixes is like asking,
"Are there other minds?" (in the context of hive mind)

Yharon suffered a particularly bad loss in a very heated match of BO3 and that’s why there are no other phoenixes around anymore
Bennu
In Egyptian mythology one of the very first beings, a self-created one
specifically Ra's ba (personality component of the soul)
he's particularly assumed to renew himself periodically, like the sun
Interesting
oh right
which is to say, he might have partly inspired the phoenix
the connection was understood all the way back in the 5th century BC thanks to infamously incorrect historian Herodotus
bennu isnt said to die, only to renew himself like the sun
hey stip do you have time for a question?
Okay this is going to be insane but is christianity canon to calamity? Like since theres the cross necklace and cross graves that kind of suggests it would be but like do they count as references and thus are not canon
I would very much doubt it, it’s probably just a general anti-evil symbol or magic thing since that’s a big thing they’re associated with
Oh also theres Christmas stuff but again its canonicity is questionable
santa is noncanon
Like hell he is
Yharim wants you to think that because he knows Santa would kick his auric ASS
uuurh holiday content isnt canon in general
(wait does that include the Solar Eclipse)
Solar eclipse enemies are not canon but the event itself is
Now I do
Christianity is not canon
It's just the kind of thing that's fundamentally hard to dissociate from western media
Coming 2027: The Passion of the Yhar
Christ is canon don't listen to deniers who would deny you the passion of our holy king
One of the developers told me Santa is canon as the god of jollyness
They were likely joking, but take it as you will
They are since chrimas is why frost moon is not canon and well
Santa is tied to chrimas as well
Where do they say frost moon isn’t canon?
Agnus Immolatus means The Sacrifced Lamb???
Why did they give a god a latin name? I think the lore writers are making ravager's worshippers have a catholic aesthetic
Calamity Jesus has Christian themes? What a suprise.
Real
By the fact that it's a reference to Christmas.
So it’s canonically impossible to get the chain gun and razor pine?
Yeah, they're not like, canon weapons.
Doesn't really matter all that much.
You need the chain gun for a lot of late game ranger weapons
That just seems really silly
You also need Endothermic Energy which isn't canon either.
It's for gameplay purposes.
Not everything has to have a lore justification.
At this point I want to do a “canon” only run
Anything else I should look out for?
Depends on how 'canon' you want your canon only run.
If you really split hairs you can't even do most bosses since they're meant to be ambushes.
Oh really?
Most boss summons aren't the canonical way the fight starts.
What’s the source of that claim?
- low percent runs exist
Well, why on Earth would Yharon attack you for holding up an egg?
Or the Devourer of Gods for holding up a fake worm?
Why do you have to make an offering at an altar to summon Calamitas?
And so on.
So like, you can fight bosses that spawn naturally, Exo Mechs, and probably a couple others.
Probably because it’s part of the whole “witch aesthetic”
That's why it was done for the gameplay, but she's actually ambushing you narratively.
But it would be awful game design to make the final boss spawn in randomly.
Ignoring boss summoning then because that’s boring
What else?
I could always just edit the video to make it seem like it’s an ambush
I guess I would have to do it in hardcore?
Oh man
So, beyond that, you;
- Must play in Hardcore.
- Cannot use donator, developer or reference weapons.
- Cannot get items from other worlds.
- Cannot talk to the Guide after reaching Hardmode.
Can’t partake in any reference events
Can’t fight most bosses more then once
- Yeah, bosses that are not a member of a species or are otherwise available for a rematch can only be fought once.
- If you kill Queen Slime you can't fight Slime God.
Kill Queen slime before slime god
i'd say santa being tied to the nonexistent in lore coca cola company is the bigger dealbreaker than the bible not being canon
Off the top of my head the only bosses I can think that sastifity that are queen bee and dragonfolly
Maybe slime god before queen slime
You could maybe justify profaned guardians ( providence already brings them back to life in the fight)
Coca Cola didn’t invent Santa
the summons in the prov fight aren't the guardians
Oh my bad
they may look similar but due to international copyright law they aren't
still, you should fight like they are
though they aren't
I'd argue;
King Slime is just a big slime, no reason there aren't more.
Eye of Cthulhu is a big Demon Eye, surely there are more.
Aquatic Scourge you could MAYBE argue that it might be a species and thus you just kill another, you monster.
The main issue is the ninja in King Slime.
How’d he get the crown
But sure, maybe a bunch of ninjas tried to hug the slimes.
lucky
Everytime you kill a King Slime another big slime takes the crown.
king slime has the skill golden rule B, increasing the ability to attract wealth during one's life
even though slimes are only dubiously alive
And maybe Slime God could be refought before fighting Queen Slime if you argue that there's no reason he might not just try again.
And also Calamitas can have a rematch, so you can fight her more than once.
Ya but at that point you have beaten the game
Unless you count boss rush
Yeah, free reign to beat up a recently housed woman.
Xeroc's challenge reasonably can be fought more than once.
So long as you don't die, obviously.
punishment for not tipping her landlord
I mean, her treasure box has 30 plat
Do you know how long it would take the tax collector to amass that?
If anything, she’s the only one who paid for housing
It only drops 30.
(Her life savings, and the life insurance payout from her brothers.)
That’s still a lot of money
That’s more money that any single npc could reasonably expect to earn, save the goblin and maybe the bandit over the course of an entire play through
Hey, did you think they were only selling to you?
The goblin?
I presume so
Why would npcs need reforges
Welp, see you in a few months when I finish my canon respecting playthrough
Im probably not gonna do it in hardcore doe
I think another rule that might make it borderline impossible is that, if an Npc dies, you can’t talk to them for the rest of the game
I don't think any are needed for progression.
Or do you reckon that some npcs, like the ones who show up, and aren’t say, found via in untying npcs or what not, exist in multitudes and could reasonably move back in
Like, there is one goblin tinkerer in the world, but its reasonable to imagine multiple merchants
I'd argue that they are intended to be individuals, although they aren't the only people with their particular jobs.
^
This all we know afaik
Oh man I can’t believe all these darksun fragments just appeared out of nowhere, how crazy is that am I right or am I right
The post dog items wont come from the buffed events in the future
Yeah I know it’s just kinda funny
the event and the fact that monsters spawn is canon, but the specific monsters you see in-game are not canon
it's a solar eclipse and monsters spawn 👍
the monsters that spawn are manifestations of subconscious fears