lore-discussion

[wheat walrus]

me too roxy

[mighty zenith]

he doesnt need a grapple because he can just minos prime his way right next to you

[wheat walrus]

me too

[agile matrix]

i have a joke but it involves a person not here and its rude to talk of people while they're not here

[split mortar]

Yharims void gloves

[dusk laurel]

roland is WOKE

[eager bluff]

its one thing for you to constantly get pulled back its another thing entirely for you to start running and yharim is just THERE

[mighty zenith]

who is roland

roland mcdoland

[eager bluff]

yharim is BROKE

[wanton pendant]

This is Project Moon stuff I assume.
I'm sure the dev team will be thrilled.

[raven brook]

pm characte

[spare pier]

Counterpoint: He's a piss baby

[agile matrix]

i personally think Yharim's footwear is uh

very Buoyant?

[mighty zenith]

why did i even ask

of course its PM

[eager bluff]

to give you context, limbus

[mighty zenith]

😭

[agile matrix]

yknow how Draedon's feet are

[wanton pendant]

Calamitas is HOMELESS.

[spare pier]

Where is it

[raven brook]

that fucking image

[agile matrix]

they're kinda Springy?

[split mortar]

Insert that one image

[agile matrix]

that

[dusk laurel]

[robust osprey]

yharim pulling out a bajillion weapons just to drop 3 on death

[spare pier]

https://tenor.com/view/roland-furioso-roland-library-of-ruina-roland3421-gif-10608212332427568411

Random bullshit go

[raven brook]

no way its rien

[long bloom]

master of the quick draw

[wanton pendant]

Why does he have Judgement Cut?

[split mortar]

Yes that!

[spare pier]

Top 10 images ngl

[agile matrix]

i do ask: is ozzatrons statuses randomized or are they genuine

[wanton pendant]

No seriously that's just Judgement Cut.

[spare pier]

It's so sad Madeline died of ligma

[agile matrix]

bc Crest of Cheerless Efficiency sounds like a terraria world

[wanton pendant]

Who is Madeline?

[mighty zenith]

its so real

[eager bluff]

i dont fuckin know why would i know

[dusk laurel]

madeline was put down by big azafure llc...

[robust osprey]

the one and only time when ozzatron felt fear

[agile matrix]

i ask the class but use your image as an optio

[mighty zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/i-fear-no-man-fear-scared-man-shadow-tf2-gif-16898450

[robust osprey]

she got silenced by the ozzarmy

[raven brook]

dogma balls

[robust osprey]

also known as the calamity ninjas

[dusk laurel]

important btw

[split mortar]

True

[dusk laurel]

storm weaver remake tomorrow

[agile matrix]

i gotta figure out how to draw .

[eager bluff]

ancient gif

[agile matrix]

once i do its over for yall i will draw yharim killing the terrarian

[raven brook]

storm weaver rework tommorow

the worm shall thrive

[spare pier]

You don't know the Reblore

Madeline was the original headmate

[mighty zenith]

no i think they were continuing the joke

[split mortar]

Are you all the reblings do you need food

[raven brook]

noooo roxy you were supposed to say ligma balls

[mighty zenith]

steve jobe

[dusk laurel]

roxy how could you...

[wanton pendant]

Damn it I set this up for you and you blew it!

[split mortar]

Twas meant to be ligma balls you fool

[spare pier]

I may be stupid

[robust osprey]

the original headmate

[spare pier]

Anyways like

[split mortar]

Yeah thats known

[spare pier]

And then she split into Laura And Garion, but like Garion continued to use Madeline as a name until she changed to Mephirah and then Garion

[split mortar]

Ohhhhhhhh ok

[spare pier]

But like Garion is so different from Madeline that she just don't really recognize herself as that

[dusk laurel]

we need a tree please

[wanton pendant]

So which one is inside Golden Freddy?

[spare pier]

Laura is more like Madeline if anything

[plucky juniper]

ligma killing madeline:

[spare pier]

But y'know she's Laura

So

[agile matrix]

this is moderately interesting as a guy who understands very minimal about the concept

[spare pier]

Ok one sec

[split mortar]

I thought garion was just straight up renamed madeline

[robust osprey]

the headmate got a headmate

[dusk laurel]

i remember when madeline was still the only one, ancient times

[agile matrix]

like i dont actually know how the system works

at all and that interests me

[dusk laurel]

thank you

[agile matrix]

not a tree

thats a bush

[raven brook]

no thats a tree

[dusk laurel]

thats definitely a tree

[robust osprey]

thats a tree

[agile matrix]

definitively not a tree its too short

[dusk laurel]

what are you saying

[split mortar]

Ive only gained tiny sparks of knowledge from others talking about it

[wanton pendant]

From a green place, that is a tree.

[split mortar]

Thats a tree

[thick slate]

tree

[agile matrix]

nope its too short of a plant to be a tree

thats a bush

its gotta be above 140 feet tall

[robust osprey]

YOU are a bush

[zenith geode]

wider than it is tall so legally a bush but botanically its a tree

[agile matrix]

wait was i right

i was bullshitting is that how bushes are defined

[raven brook]

falsely accuses you of a crime

[zenith geode]

pretty sure yeah

[agile matrix]

lmfao????

[split mortar]

Wack

[agile matrix]

okay we'll take it

[plucky juniper]

THAT PLANT HAS WOOD

[split mortar]

Why is wide trees a bush what

[plucky juniper]

AND HELLA LOT OF IT

[agile matrix]

so do bushes

[plucky juniper]

SO IT BE A TREE TO ME

[agile matrix]

and pumpkins

[split mortar]

YOU DONT EXIST

WHEN WILL YOU EXIST

[zenith geode]

theres probably a upper limit on height for it to no longer be considered a bush but like

[agile matrix]

bamboo is sorta wood but thats grass

[split mortar]

WHEN WILL OVERDONE EXIST

[wanton pendant]

Says the one who thinked and drove.

[agile matrix]

palm trees are grass

[eager bluff]

what

[wanton pendant]

It's like when you drink and drive but you think instead.

[spare pier]

This is basically it

[zenith geode]

arent bananas also botanically berries

[wanton pendant]

It's a giraffe I think.

[agile matrix]

what does each line mean

[long bloom]

and strawberries are accessory fruits

[spare pier]

Who each one comes from

[split mortar]

so laura dead??

[thick slate]

think and thrive

[spare pier]

No Laura is alive

[split mortar]

Oh ok

[dusk laurel]

rebecca is still alive afaik so

[plucky juniper]

this is kinda shaped like providence

[wanton pendant]

Which one is Golden Freddy?

[split mortar]

You

[robust osprey]

the headmate of the headmate got headmates

[spare pier]

Reb is infact alive

[wanton pendant]

I knew it.

[robust osprey]

the plurality tree

[dusk laurel]

ramblings of the insane

[spare pier]

She just don't show up much

[raven brook]

archonsystem discussion

[split mortar]

Rebecca specifically needs a shower

[spare pier]

Specially nowadays since shit has been rough for us

She ain't built for this shit

[agile matrix]

might i ask who chooses to... front? is that the word

[spare pier]

We just do

[agile matrix]

hm

[robust osprey]

whoever feels like it

[wanton pendant]

Gladitorial combat, clearly.

[spare pier]

Like sometimes someone will go "hey can I front" and we go "yeah sure"

[agile matrix]

that makes sense

[spare pier]

But some situations might prompt one or another to front

Like when we got to deal with serious shit Garion fronts

[robust osprey]

does terezi follow that rule or does she just "fuck you im gonna front anyways"

[agile matrix]

that answers my other question of "are any of yall more knowledgable in a topic, and therefore sometimes go "oh can i handle this""

[robust osprey]

sounds like a very terezi thing to do

[spare pier]

When we angry Vriska fronts

[raven brook]

its been like a year? or two? since reb first realized she was a plural idrm now... and you have already gotten more ppl than i have in the past like several years 😭

the mitosis

[spare pier]

And yeah Terezi fronts whenever she feels like it but she has been pretty quiet lately

[robust osprey]

we need more chaos

[spare pier]

One year-ish

And I mean we spent most of it with just the two

And then Homestuck happened

[robust osprey]

the homestuck incident

[raven brook]

Homestuck is a cognitohazard

[robust osprey]

a million gazillion homestuck fictives

[raven brook]

it spawns people

[wanton pendant]

That's the thing with the Undertale guy.

[spare pier]

When will the next Terezi hit SSCLS

[robust osprey]

when I finish reading homestuck probably

[dusk laurel]

wwg will be sacrificed so we can get modern caldev's take on sso

[spare pier]

Fire

[wanton pendant]

WHAT!?

[manic coral]

i would make a joke of "a second terezi will hit the server" but that'd imply a total of 3 havent already

[spare pier]

A fourth Terezi

[wanton pendant]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!?

[agile matrix]

?

[raven brook]

wwg will be sacrificed so we can get the fated april 1st 2026 update

[agile matrix]

what is "sscls"

[raven brook]

its a discord server

[spare pier]

We got 3 Terezis and one honorary Terezi

[dusk laurel]

2026.4.1 ......

[spare pier]

Honestly the Terezi spectrum is really funny

[wanton pendant]

I worked too hard for this, damn it!

[agile matrix]

which ones terezi again .

i dont remember all the names of the guys

[raven brook]

2026.4.1 the heat death of the calamityverse

[robust osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/terezi-terezi-pyrope-homestuck-hom3stuck-libra-gif-952013295761444277

SHIT

die

[dusk laurel]

this update is so horrible

[robust osprey]

s

[agile matrix]

right the blind one(?) i dont remember their typing thing

[raven brook]

it's almost like

it's

[spare pier]

Ya got Cei's Terezi who's like relatively normal and just very bombastic

[raven brook]

A horrible update.

[spare pier]

And then you got our Terezi

[spare pier]

Who's a chaos gremlin

[dusk laurel]

reception of 500 feral hogs...

[light linden]

fair warning

[manic coral]

and gnerally the most

terezi-like terezi

[light linden]

anyone new to lore chat is gonna get confused as all hell if they walk into this

[agile matrix]

wait is cei also plurity

[wanton pendant]

When are they not?

[agile matrix]

riiiiight the full caps letters

[spare pier]

This still pinned in CUT

[robust osprey]

the best terezi quote ever

[plucky juniper]

i feel like there's gonna be at least 18 of them once i show you this

[hoary cape]

Why is it pinned?

[spare pier]

Idk

[manic coral]

why not

[spare pier]

Someone did it

[eager bluff]

cheese did that i think

[plucky juniper]

because its fucking hilarious

[spare pier]

Was funny

[hoary cape]

We don't want to encourage that font

[robust osprey]

beacuse it's awesome

[long bloom]

because it's peak

[plucky juniper]

i love that

[split mortar]

Someone could tell me homestuck has multiple routes and endings like undertale and id believe em

[spare pier]

Awww come on

[wanton pendant]

Because it's true.

[split mortar]

I know fuckall of homestuck

[spare pier]

Terezi hasn't even talked here since then

[agile matrix]

it was very funny

[robust osprey]

goku shows up in page 1783

[plucky juniper]

buddy i literally got this pinned by cheese too

[agile matrix]

let them have their funny: its pinned

[wanton pendant]

It's actually part of the Dracula novel's universe.

[raven brook]

This is true we should tone it down a bit

[hoary cape]

I am not going to unpinned

[plucky juniper]

wait wrong image

[raven brook]

It wasn't even me who pinned the tereziquote

it was fluffy

[plucky juniper]

wait thats the wrong image

[manic coral]

i mean

yes...ish?

[hoary cape]

Exploding @plucky juniper for wrong image

[robust osprey]

satan

[agile matrix]

okay semilore calamity question: if you were to be a god, what dragon and what catagory

[spare pier]

Also not really they just Terezi at different points in the story

[agile matrix]

this is a general calamity chat question, for Everyone to answer

[long bloom]

idk

[hoary cape]

I would absorb all of them

[robust osprey]

idk

[wanton pendant]

God of Paradoxes, from the Dragon of Questions, who I am also the father of.

[agile matrix]

so Polterghast okay

[plucky juniper]

THIS WAS THE ONE

[robust osprey]

auric polterghast

[agile matrix]

thats a good one

[plucky juniper]

my dumb ass moved the file somewhere else

[agile matrix]

then thnik

[agile matrix]

then tnhunk

[robust osprey]

cant

[manic coral]

the epilogues are split into meat and candy and both happen at the same time and are their own "timelines" so to speak to the point that each affects the other

if you count that

[spare pier]

I mean if we going by what I would want to be

Something that'd make me rich or allow me to go wherever I want lol

[agile matrix]

what dragons do we know of

[spare pier]

But to make it fun and like what fits me the most

[agile matrix]

is there not one of like. ores

[light linden]

storms

[agile matrix]

what category

[spare pier]

Probably domain of the Heart

[light linden]

storms

[agile matrix]

dragon of storms -> god of storms?

[split mortar]

Idk what id be

[wanton pendant]

Heart Attack ability.

[robust osprey]

theres flame storm frost life death rebirth uuhh

[raven brook]

what do you mean by category

[robust osprey]

gluttony

[split mortar]

Perfect or not i imagine

[robust osprey]

no thats the goddess of electricity

[spare pier]

If we talking a canon domain then like, Rebirth probably

[agile matrix]

dragon of x -> god of y

i dont know the word for what you call y in this context

[wanton pendant]

Anyway my answer is nothing because murder is bad. :)

[split mortar]

What would fit me as a domain

[raven brook]

thats just the domain

[robust osprey]

domain

[raven brook]

god domain, dragon domain

[agile matrix]

okay then yeah that

[wanton pendant]

God of Melons, from Dragon of Gun.

[agile matrix]

dragon of mind -> god of knowledge would be neat i think

[spare pier]

Being selectively immortal is just like really awesome

[raven brook]

None of the canon god domains appeal to me that much beynond just haha power

[spare pier]

Most of us don't really care about that but like Garion specifically really wants to not age

[split mortar]

Seas god lets you become ultimate fish expert

[raven brook]

Well except slime i'd NOT want to be the goddess of slime

fuck taht shit

[robust osprey]

dragon of chewing ass

[raven brook]

god of kicking gum

[agile matrix]

well yeah thatd be a good one (i am terrified of the concept of death)

[raven brook]

maybe domain of seas could be fun

and eah roxy has a point

[agile matrix]

but like. realistically

[raven brook]

being able to make yourself youthful forever is pretty cool

[agile matrix]

if im the god of knowledge i can probably just figure out how to make immortality and like

[upper warren]

Do gods die of old age?

[agile matrix]

then not die :)

[split mortar]

Id like electricity cause uh
Give humanity no reason to fossil fuels idk

[robust osprey]

god of stars?

or maybe that'd work better as dragon

[wanton pendant]

Probably, given that the dragons did.

[split mortar]

If they do they live monstrously long

[spare pier]

Thinking about it that'd probably let you breathe underwater and basically guarantees you a successful career as a marine biologist so like

It's fairly mundane

[agile matrix]

also bc if im the god of knowledge i can have a whole book motif going for me and THAT would be cool

[spare pier]

But sounds cool

[raven brook]

https://tenor.com/view/marine-biologist-headed-to-work-omw-gif-26246879

[robust osprey]

god of stars or something astronomy related beacuse I fucking love astronomy

[agile matrix]

"hey man whats the weather for tommorrow"
insert hurricane of pages
"cloudy, chance of rain"

[raven brook]

Living in the seas chillin with fishes also means i can entirely avoid societal obligations and taxes

very wholesome

[wanton pendant]

*meatballs.

[icy veldt]

Explosions. I'd want to be the God of Explosions

[agile matrix]

clouds dont make meatballs in 99% of the world

[raven brook]

though making myself young forever is still very appealijng

[split mortar]

Maybe thinking a bit too long term or whatever but i think electricity domain is prob the best for humanity at large due to breaking thermodynamics in a very useful way

[raven brook]

as young as i am anyways

[wanton pendant]

But that 1%...

[icy veldt]

Is the remaining 1% Sweden?

[robust osprey]

dragon of gender

[spare pier]

Yeah, what WWG said

Dragons age

So like

[agile matrix]

no thats the little town under the a in atlantic

[spare pier]

Gods should too

[agile matrix]

its a tourist destination

[spare pier]

But they obviously live for waaaaaaay longer than normal humans

[split mortar]

Xeroc dying on their 9.122x10^1332 birthday

[spare pier]

And like, Agnus didn't age, and if someone other than Silva got the soul they wouldn't either

[agile matrix]

i personally think the gods would die if they cant reach their domain fast enough, depending on how prevalent the domain is on the planet

so like Xeroc wont die as long as he can reach the sun afterl ike. a thousand years or whatever

[wanton pendant]

I think you're thinking of Percy Jackson.

[robust osprey]

so all yharim has to do is just lock in and live until xeroc gets giga old

[agile matrix]

no, although possible unintentional reference

[agile matrix]

as long as he doesnt keel over and die i suppose

or like providence, as long as she can reach Fire after like a bit of time they're fine

(not for wounds but moreso for natural aging or disease methinks)

[wanton pendant]

Providence is Goddess of Ash.

[dusk laurel]

yharim would either keel over and die or die to if you want to do that idk what your terrarian would do so

[agile matrix]

aka very hippie dippie* stuff
*baloney

[agile matrix]

okay well ashes then

fire makes ash most time

[thick slate]

lego movie

[agile matrix]

yes!

[split mortar]

And providence can make endless fire

[agile matrix]

yeah

[manic coral]

do you care if i comment on something regarding this since idk if it'll still be used or not since there were disagreements about it

[upper warren]

I suppose the domain of death just murders someone every once in a while then

[agile matrix]

so they're probably okay

[agile matrix]

in my theory, yea

[wanton pendant]

And considering that gods can just create their thing, that would just be immortality.

[spare pier]

What's it?

Tell me in DMs

[raven brook]

The dragon of death had a literal aura of decay around it iirc

Not even intentional murder just

Shit around bro would rot away

[thick slate]

thats cool

[split mortar]

Dragon of oh god take a shower please

[wanton pendant]

Tell me a fake version and I'll use it for dubious purposes (screwing with Redditors).

[agile matrix]

well i'd think moreso natural creation of the stuff, but that gets lawyery

[robust osprey]

if your run is 1460 hours or longer when you reach the aerie yharim is already dead

[split mortar]

The sacrifice domain is in relation to agnus sacrificing his nose and sense of smell

[agile matrix]

like if Providence lit a stove with their flames, are THOSE flames not hers?

[thick slate]

does providence smoke

[dusk laurel]

something interesting to me is how did agnus learn and then find death, then got his soul

[raven brook]

he walked

[wanton pendant]

Big mushroom forest thing is hard to miss.

[split mortar]

I doubt it would be a fight both seem too nice and also i think agnus would just die

[wanton pendant]

Yes, but only to give people second hand smoke.

[dusk laurel]

you are hard to miss (once you are in my boiling pot)

[wanton pendant]

Your pot? Or is it my Submerged Castle?

[manic coral]

i'd imagine being around providence would cause some lung damage

[dusk laurel]

what is this castle nonsense you are saying

[spare pier]

I mean

Probably more than just lung damage

[manic coral]

nahhhhhhh

just lung damage

she's harmless otherwise

[spare pier]

But also like unironically

[thick slate]

yay

[wanton pendant]

My Submerged Castle...

[spare pier]

Her flames probably don't create smoke lmao

At least like her wings

And shi

[dusk laurel]

irrelevant

[manic coral]

no but they still burn stuff around her

[wanton pendant]

They make ash, clearly.

[manic coral]

also hello taylor :D

[thick slate]

hiu

[spare pier]

No like, fire makes smoke because it's burning oxygen

Providence can fuel the flame with her own mana

[robust osprey]

what if you smoke a profaned blunt

[thick slate]

salvia

[spare pier]

So her fire don't have to burn oxygen to sustain itself

[thick slate]

shes like rocket fuel

[spare pier]

So it wouldn't create smoke so long as she's sustaining her own flames

[wanton pendant]

So like, mana residue?

[spare pier]

Yeah that's a thing kind of

[thick slate]

why doesnt she just burn everything

[wanton pendant]

She sucks.

[thick slate]

it cant be that hard

[wanton pendant]

She's useless and stupid.

[split mortar]

Other people would kick her teeth in

[robust osprey]

seems like skill issue to me

[spare pier]

The world is really big man

[thick slate]

imagine being the god of burning shit

and draedon makes better fire

jsut give up

[robust osprey]

krill issue

[icy veldt]

Hey c'mon, she's trying her best!

[thick slate]

what has she burnt even

[wanton pendant]

My waffles.

For this, she must die.

[plucky juniper]

in the old lore provi was charging up a world-burning attack inside the sun, which was also how she avoided the attention of dog

[thick slate]

my heart 💔

[plucky juniper]

since back then they were very big rivals

[agile matrix]

cant be too big

[plucky juniper]

i like that idea but since xeroc is now the sun god here, i reckon provi must be preparing something so she can blow up the planet's biosphere with flame or something

[thick slate]

yea just torch em

burn everything

[wanton pendant]

Read Embers.

[spare pier]

Not really an idea I'm fond of ngl

Because like

Not only is it a slippery slope to imply that you could make a world ending attack if you tried hard enough

[split mortar]

Even though old lore had deus eat stars…

[spare pier]

It kinda just makes the whole point of Providence's character moot

[plucky juniper]

am i missing something here

[wanton pendant]

It still does that. Insert Invoked Star God reference here.

[plucky juniper]

isnt her point that she's a anti-natalist who wants to end all life

[light linden]

omnicidal

[wanton pendant]

It doesn't stop at life.

[spare pier]

There's also the part where she can't let go of what she has

[icy veldt]

Anti-vitalist is probably a more accurate term, though it's basically splitting hairs at that point

[spare pier]

Like Providence is literally that one meme

[agile matrix]

whats natalist

[spare pier]

Me when I kill a nihilist's family (suddenly they care about life)

[icy veldt]

From Latin nascor, a verb meaning to be born

[upper warren]

“the ideology promoting high birth rates and large families, often viewed as a moral, economic, or societal obligation to ensure future stability”

[agile matrix]

why would anyone want not that

[upper warren]

Some people think humans are evil

[agile matrix]

oh anti-human

[icy veldt]

Something something Late Roman Empire

[split mortar]

Providence wants a completely stable future where everything stays at the population of 0

[upper warren]

I suppose it would be stable

[split mortar]

Except her and her gay polycule

[agile matrix]

why not just cap it, evilly

max 20k people in here, we kill any old people as soon as one new one enters

[upper warren]

Is that actually cannon?

[spare pier]

No, including them

[split mortar]

Oh ok

[spare pier]

That's why she never does shit

[agile matrix]

technically can say that everyone in the city is in their prime, since people are constnatly being born (likely at least)

[split mortar]

-# and then angry once they do die lmao

[spare pier]

Yes and no

They're really fucking gay

But also like

They ain't a polycule

Just really gay

[wanton pendant]

It's like all those places I get abducted into.
Really gay.

[split mortar]

You dont end up in a platonic relationship where you sharing super dragon soul juice for centuries by being easily understandable

[agile matrix]

gay friendly or gay happy

[young socket]

theyre just really good friends

[split mortar]

Look at the healers relic lore its gay as fuck

[upper warren]

Oh btw, does your not mentioning this again mean cei was in fact about to give spoilers?

[young socket]

they were only roommates

[wanton pendant]

They were roomates!

[spare pier]

Not really

[upper warren]

Oh, I’m curious what it was about then

[sinful adder]

Were there any other major kingdoms/cities in the heartlands besides Azafure and Ilmeris?

[plucky juniper]

okay but like

[wanton pendant]

Near certainly.

[split mortar]

Chrysadia

[sinful adder]

If so, what were they?

[wanton pendant]

We don't know.

[sinful adder]

Oh right also chrysidia

[plucky juniper]

provi has to be at least making PROGRESS towards her goal

[split mortar]

Is providence trans

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, she made Scorn Eaters.

[wanton pendant]

BINGO!

[sinful adder]

Ok so then like. Maybe Roxy can tell us what they were

[split mortar]

That bingo really needs an update

[wanton pendant]

You think we haven't tried!?

[split mortar]

Dont think so???

[split mortar]

Were there?

[wanton pendant]

What?

[raven brook]

I mean i'm sure

She killed alot of people

And burned down places

She definitely didn't LITERALLY do nothing she is just not ever going to accomplish her goal bc its borderline impossible

How do you burn down literally all life on the planet

That's not something you can just Do

She isn't powerful enough to ever be able to do that specially when people and beings stronger than her exist that wouldn't exactly be happy with that

If she hadn't killed people and burned civilizations down she wouldn't be so despised and feared now, would she

[agile matrix]

throw the sun at it maybe

or throw really any really big object at it

[wanton pendant]

Sun too big and heavy. She has no arms.

[agile matrix]

what about rocks

she throws rocks i think sometimes

a big enough rock and you obliterate like 99% of humankind thats a pretty good tally

[wanton pendant]

Too big, and still no arms.

[agile matrix]

telepathic throwing

[wanton pendant]

She's the Goddess of Ash not good thinking.

[hollow pivot]

I believe Providence would have died from old age prior to being able to wipe out the universe? Because as stated with Astrum Deus, there are lifeforms spread across the universe.

[hollow pivot]

And this is assuming Providence can breath in space.

[long bloom]

she can

read embers

[crystal pendant]

Where do i read that again

[hollow pivot]

Could you summarize it?

[long bloom]

i mean sure but it's really good

[hollow pivot]

Idrc

[long bloom]

the terrarian dies to moonlord and it starts killing everything including the guardians. provi gets royally pissed and absorbs their power to kill him, then dog and yharon

she uses yharon soul fragments and some primordial light from the sun to create the undying flame, way stronger than even the blue profaned flame

then she killed scal, exos and finally yharim. xeroc was watching the fight and is like "alright enough is enough" but realizes she's already won and fucks off

after the undying flame consumes terraria, she just wanders the galaxy for eternity, occasionally burning stars for entertainment as it's the only thing to do until the end of time

[hollow pivot]

So Xeroc and Noxus just say “I'mma leave you to it 👍”

[long bloom]

noxus isn't mentioned

[hollow pivot]

Hm

Would Noxus not have a problem with someone burning up the stuff he wants to consume?

[long bloom]

idk

probably knew it'd get curbstomped

[hollow pivot]

Imagine paying for a burger and watching a customer slowly walk towards your burger and starting to eat it.

[long bloom]

and that customer is carrying an intercontinental ballistic missile

[hollow pivot]

How he gon fire it?

[long bloom]

i was referring to provi

[hollow pivot]

Imagine if you have a button that gets rid of the missile and you have aday to press it knowing that the customer is going to get it and take your burger.

[long bloom]

look nobody knows what noxus's deal is

not even me

[eager bluff]

we dont even necessarily know if noxus wants to consume anything that isnt godly and auric souls

[robust osprey]

what if noxus is actually me

I am noxus calamity

[hollow pivot]

👀

[robust osprey]

consumes your soul

[eager bluff]

baldxus

[robust osprey]

DIE DIE DIE DIE

[young socket]

baldxie

[robust osprey]

ok oddly today I'm feeling particularly not evil towards tsuki

you can live

[eager bluff]

you cannot kill me in any way that matters

[long bloom]

it's ok i'll kill her for you

[robust osprey]

SHIT

[long bloom]

tsuki you're going in the eel pit

[crystal pendant]

Fungal piece of shit

[hollow pivot]

Sledgehammer has lots of matter.

[eager bluff]

assuming you can kill me with one

[hollow pivot]

Strong fast big sledgehammer.

[eager bluff]

assuming you can kill me with one

[hollow pivot]

Strong fast big sledgehammer.

[warm gull]

hello hots fireguy

[terse moss]

What is the deal with blue providence

If she has more left in the tank, don't you think she would use it as she is getting beaten to death

Or to like kill the DoG so he stops harassing her

[thick slate]

hello everynyan

[thick slate]

everyone knows fire is stronger at night

[terse moss]

But its not limited to light anymore

you just use the artifact again

[thick slate]

oh

she goes super saiyan

thats why she blue

[terse moss]

Ah

Wait, shouldn't ssjb make her lose

Did ssjb win against anyone?

Broly doesn't count because that was gogeta

[long bloom]

she gave some of her power to the guardians

she turns blue when she reabsorbs it

[terse moss]

Power that she doesnt take back while getting beaten to death?

every time she summons the guardians in fight, they get slaughtered immediately and promptly drop hearts

[long bloom]

she does if you give her the profaned core

[long bloom]

outdated

they're just dead

[terse moss]

Ah

So if you give her that chunk back she gets back to 100%

[long bloom]

yeah

[terse moss]

she is fighting you to reclaim the power

[long bloom]

she's fighting you cuz you killed her polycule

[terse moss]

you can give it back, and then kill her to like, aurafarm or something idk

[long bloom]

and she's omega pissed

[terse moss]

lol

You know what, reasonable crashout

Isn't full power providence ~Scal? I fought her with shadwospec weapons and she wasn't a walk in the park

she took less damage than SCal or the exo mechs

and hit harder

And Shakidou was even stronger still?

[long bloom]

it took yharim and yharon and probably a few godseeker knights to take them down

[terse moss]

Fair

how strong were the godseeker knights

[long bloom]

dunno

[terse moss]

like what tier of arsenal gear

[long bloom]

very

[terse moss]

oh I thought they were fodder

[long bloom]

no they're the big dawgs

[terse moss]

Like a few hundred to take down a weaker gods

ok

[long bloom]

the best of the best

[terse moss]

So they are like the "generals" or elites

[long bloom]

yeah

[terse moss]

Do we have a detailed military structure?

[long bloom]

no

[terse moss]

Like ranks and whatnot

😔

[long bloom]

also paladins? yeah those were godseeker knights (but significantly weaker cuz y'know, dead)

[terse moss]

Like I imagined it was Yharim/Yharon>SCal/Permafrost/DoG/Draedon>Envoys of Devourer?>Godseeker> and then basic military rankings with platoons and soldiers and medics and whatever

[terse moss]

wait the slime god paladins?

[long bloom]

dungeon paladins

[terse moss]

Ah

And they have ~37k health in death mode pre ML

they are no joke

[long bloom]

the sentinels are no longer sentinels

[terse moss]

ah

[long bloom]

just the distortion trio

the purple fuckos, if you will

[terse moss]

Wait, do the bone lees imply yharim hired ninjas to drop kick gods

[long bloom]

byeah this sounds vaguely right

[long bloom]

they're imprisoned members of the onyx kinsmen

the ninja clan statis is from

[terse moss]

Oh, I see

and then I assume the gunners were then normal "infantry" units from the army, and normal skeletons are like prisoners of war or something

but wouldn't they have arsenal gear then?

[long bloom]

he allegedly went doomguy in the dungeon trying to free them

[terse moss]

I feel like someone of that caliber should have been successful

tho obviously not

[long bloom]

:idk:

[long bloom]

dude statis is cracked
when fighting with braelor, together they're as strong as yharim

[terse moss]

Thats wild

[long bloom]

they almost killed him

[terse moss]

Why didn't yharon intervene

or SCal

[long bloom]

before dog jumped them and put them in purple jail

[terse moss]

or anyone actually

Ourple prison

[long bloom]

scal was long gone

yharon idk

[terse moss]

oh this was recent

I see

[long bloom]

yeah

~6 months before game start

[terse moss]

Doesn't thet mean Yharim came crawling back to draedon to get better armor after kicking him out

[long bloom]

correct

[terse moss]

Wait but wouldn't part of that mean that Yharim is old as dirt

he might have super dimentia or something

[long bloom]

yeah dude's like 130

but in his physical prime thanks to yharon attunement

[terse moss]

Also, how is Braelor so much stronger than the god that buffed him

same with primodial wyrm

[long bloom]

lotta training i presume

[terse moss]

Oh so he is like a saiyan, where he just stays at his prime until he just dies in like 3 years and ages all at once

[long bloom]

yeah exactly

as described by devs at least

[terse moss]

So pre exo upgrade yharim was comparable to SCal, Braelor+Statis, exo mechs, yharon (ish), Dog (ish), and full power providence, but lower than the primordial wyrm, silva, or shakidou

[long bloom]

primordial wyrm is getting downscaled at some point

also dog is not on the same level as even yharon

[terse moss]

Now he is above the wyrm, and silva, but probably couldn't 1v1 shakidou if he was still alive

[terse moss]

does DoG have "hacks" like fovos

like anti god shenanigans

I assumed he just cheated a bit

[long bloom]

not that i know of

he's just really really strong

[terse moss]

Fair

[long bloom]

and expressly designed to eat things

[terse moss]

Is there offical art for Shakidou?

[long bloom]

no :(

[terse moss]

He seems like someone that would have a cool design

:<

[long bloom]

they/the m

[terse moss]

this is so sad

Ah

fair enough

[long bloom]

i wish we hear about the fight in game at some point

[terse moss]

Do gods still have "genders" in general

[long bloom]

it sounds dope

[terse moss]

or does it stop when you stop being biological

[long bloom]

same as humans afaik

[terse moss]

Fair enough

so providence still considers herself a "she"

even as a rock

[long bloom]

yeah

and silva/otonilou

[terse moss]

What is the point of elementals classifying themselves as male/female/other if they are all female/other, unless thats getting changed

[long bloom]

agnus, war and dogma are he/him
xeroc is they/he

[long bloom]

elements are quite turbulent atm

dunno what's happening with them

[terse moss]

This is a genuine question, is there a difference in ordering? Like is they/he equal to he/they?

[long bloom]

but anahita, silva and brimmy are staying women at least

[terse moss]

fair

[pulsar ocean]

vro

[terse moss]

makes sense

[terse moss]

Hey, im curious

[long bloom]

generally the first one is to be used more often

[terse moss]

Ah

makes sense

I thought it was like the difference in the possessive

wait no

him isnt possessive

what is the linguistic difference between he and him

direct and indirect objects

thats what I meant

i forgor

[radiant radish]

what do yall know about skibiddy toilet 👀👀

[pulsar ocean]

I feel bad for dog not having limbs probably sucks

[terse moss]

He can float tho

thats gotta cancel it out I think

[pulsar ocean]

Maybe that’s why he’s evil and sad

[terse moss]

🤔

[long bloom]

anyway check out new cloud elemental

[terse moss]

Its so sick

[long bloom]

and last i heard the sand elementals are becoming Obelisks

whatever that means

[terse moss]

are there any official arts for the others?

oh sick actually

[pulsar ocean]

Sand elementals aren’t vanilla?

[terse moss]

this shape

[long bloom]

not the hote ones

[terse moss]

Wait what about the ice golems? Are they "elementals"

or is that falling under water

[long bloom]

brimmy will have this design but with breast reduction surgery

[terse moss]

LOL

[long bloom]

fragments of anahita

[terse moss]

I wonder why the focus on white and pink

[long bloom]

wait golems

idk

[terse moss]

I kinda liked the m]rockier design because brimstone is sulphur which is a rock

and the crags

[pulsar ocean]

Do spriters naturally do that while drawing brimmy

[hard steeple]

This goes so hard wtf

[pulsar ocean]

Is it like a canon event

[long bloom]

yeah dia accidentally made them huge

bro didn't even realize

[terse moss]

Is that an eye or a mouth

I cannot tell

[long bloom]

blindfolded eye

[pulsar ocean]

Isn’t that a blindfold

[terse moss]

Oh, i see it now

why

[long bloom]

shrug

[terse moss]

fair enough

Is she getting a new moveset too I assume?

She is hard with true melee but any other class completely trivializes her

you can just ... walk away slowly

even in death mode

[pulsar ocean]

Have you guys seen the recent jjk episode

[long bloom]

every boss is getting a full rework Eventually™
except boc and maybe provi/scal

[terse moss]

It’s so peak

[hard steeple]

Even cal clone?

[terse moss]

||it’s the last cool thing Megumi ever gets to do and it’s so sad||

[long bloom]

especially cal clone

[hard steeple]

Her fight is legit perfect as is in death mode imo

[terse moss]

Nah they did Megumi dirty

[hard steeple]

I like it so much 😭

[long bloom]

it's fun but quite basic

and the designs are shit

[terse moss]

I think every phase of SCal should be elevated to the difficulty of the brother’s phase, but keep the fundamental bullet hell style the same

Like just one more projectile type or something

[long bloom]

the brothers phase is the only part not coded by fabsol

[terse moss]

I really really like the fight, it’s just a bit too easy

But I have also been doing the fight for 9 years so

Might be part of it

[hard steeple]

The little dash thing with the shortening arena is so cool imo

[long bloom]

the main problem with scal is that she still literally just has retinazer ai

[terse moss]

The between bullet hell phases need overhauled

[hard steeple]

Oh yeah she deserves better AI but honestly the fight is solid

[long bloom]

true

[terse moss]

Like the slow shuffle up and down is just stalling for time

[hard steeple]

Isn't it not at the start anymore?

[terse moss]

I thoroughly enjoy the bullet hells

[long bloom]

also true

[long bloom]

there's one at the very beginning still

[hard steeple]

Oh for SCal?

Cause I recall calclone had hers a little later

[terse moss]

Yeah for SCal

[hard steeple]

Ah mb mb

It does feel weirdly cinematic tbf

The bullet hell that kind of starts up the music

[terse moss]

The music is so peak

I love the longer, multi phase song

It’s so good

[long bloom]

even more true

[terse moss]

Favorite song in the mod

Like by quite a bit

[long bloom]

yeah

it's also my favorite but catastrophes before the calamity is a relatively close second

[hard steeple]

Yharon's two themes still clear by far for me

Even if SCal's is a close second

[long bloom]

i've never been a huge fan of infernal catharsis tbh

it's just pretty good

[terse moss]

Same

[long bloom]

not outstanding

[terse moss]

The second is great tho

[hard steeple]

It's definitely weaker but I like it as a little warm-up before the other song

[pulsar ocean]

They should reduce boss bloat by removing astrum aureus

[hard steeple]

I do wanna try to find a version that has both kind of mixed side by side

[pulsar ocean]

Less work on the reworks

[long bloom]

hopefully it fits more when yharon becomes real

[terse moss]

It sounds great in game, but it’s not complex enough for me to listen when I am doing nothing but listening to music

It’s excellent background music

[hard steeple]

It's sick as hell car music

[terse moss]

Nah just make him cool and not suck

[terse moss]

True

[hard steeple]

I love being the assigned passenger music goblin for that reason

[terse moss]

I have like exactly half of the ost on my main playlist

It’s like a quarter of the whole playlist

Calamity, risk of rain, and E33 are some of my favorites

Ori also has some good atmospheric music

[hard steeple]

PEAK

[terse moss]

Hollow knight and silksong are also up there

Subnautica too

Lots of bangers to go around

Oh and Ultrakill

[thick slate]

ultrakill good

music

[terse moss]

Metal gear rising revengeance boss themes too

I love those

[thick slate]

ultrakill ost is the only one i listen to outside the game

maybe ror2 if im really stoned

[terse moss]

How do you feel about the fraud ost

[thick slate]

and furi

furi ost is game changing

[terse moss]

I think it has less low lows but less high highs

What is furi?

[thick slate]

never actually played it

has my favourite ost

i like radiohead

[terse moss]

Wait this is kinda fire

its kinda like cyberpunk

[thick slate]

yea

carpenter brut my goat

i love all his music

[terse moss]

I downloaded spotify last summer, and genuinely, I think I am up to 70 playlists because of how many songs I have saved for specific characters/locations/events for my dnd campaign, some of which arent going to happen for like 5-6 years

I have so many

My main playlist is only like 100 songs

[thick slate]

my main playlist is like 2000 songs

more

i like music a lot

[terse moss]

Real

[thick slate]

probably my favourite thing bar none

[terse moss]

I am a percussionist myself, and that definitely informs my music taste

[hard steeple]

I usually never listen to music 😭

[thick slate]

yess

it literally changed my life

[terse moss]

Music is so good for getting into a mood or setting a theme

great inspiration

[hard steeple]

True

[terse moss]

good motivation if it matches your brain properly too

[thick slate]

all my music is pretty sad so

[terse moss]

Which players live and die is entirely determined by spotify roulette while I am writing the session

[terse moss]

I have a 50:50 split between sad songs and hypse songs, so I always have something to match teh vibe

[hard steeple]

Which player dies is determined on whoever shows up late (its usually me)

[terse moss]

TRUE

[hard steeple]

Every session I've run has been like

[terse moss]

I have layered contenginceis for any of my characters dying, so I am not too worried

I think one player has died 3 times in 27 sessions?

He even got nuked once

[hard steeple]

"Hi sorry in like a few minutes late" then I just do last minute fixes for the next half an hour

[terse moss]

4 city blocks got taken out

[terse moss]

real

[terse moss]

They were level 6 lol

[terse moss]

Also he is immortal as a character bit, so don't worry

[hard steeple]

I have reduced a whole apartment complex, and a couple things beyond that, with my lancer character

[terse moss]

What level?

[hard steeple]

I forget what's the name lancer uses for levels but

Pretty low level since I just had the big artillery mech

[terse moss]

Wait is lancer like a ttrpg

[hard steeple]

Yeah

[terse moss]

I thought you meant someone who weilds a lance lol

I was shook

[hard steeple]

It's a tabletop with mechs

Ohh LOL

[terse moss]

that sounds sick as hell

I love mechs

[hard steeple]

A lance wielder would be my pathfinder cleric who is extremely awfully classist

[thick slate]

currently my shit is grunge and indie

[hard steeple]

The whole gimmick was her arguing and bantering with the barbarians over the fact she's a barbarian

[terse moss]

Dnd is so fun because its a mish-mash of the lore from every game and piece of media I have ever liked and then like 8 gallons of depression and personal grievances

[thick slate]

i like dnd

[terse moss]

real

[thick slate]

my whole style is very emo atm

[hard steeple]

And being like "Okay ill heal you THIS ONCE but next time NO HEALS unless it goes my way"

And the barbarian is just "Screw you, I don't need your healing anyways!!"

Then this repeats after every single fight

[terse moss]

Enemies to lovers time

its the law

chop chop

[thick slate]

i dm every now and then

[hard steeple]

My campaign idea was just to see how many warcrimes i could make my players commit willingly before they opposed it

[terse moss]

this is my first time DMing and its so fun

[terse moss]

that sounds fire

[thick slate]

i do a lot of oneshots

[hard steeple]

The campaign has been dead since sadly 😔

[thick slate]

i dont really have a solid schedule for full campaigns

[hard steeple]

It's kind of a mess ngl since I didn't plan the themes well

Mostly because I planned it backwards

[terse moss]

My campaign is the characters unwillingly getting involved in a plot to overthrow the heavenly choir with the help of a fallen angel who they haven't met yet to save the post apocalyptic world from the backs of xenoblade 2 style titan continents

[terse moss]

tragic

[thick slate]

thas cool

[terse moss]

we jsut only do it on breaks lol

[thick slate]

fair

i never have breaks

[hard steeple]

But it definitely would've been the gayest enemies to lover arc ever

[terse moss]

I am estimating its going to be like 150-175 sessions, so like 6-7 years

[hard steeple]

Considering they were getting to the stage where they just naturally hung around eachother

[thick slate]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[hard steeple]

DAMN IT

[terse moss]

Mods, eviscerate this guy, not even an atom shall remain

[hard steeple]

I might restart my campaign since the players kinda like, couldn't anymore cause of college

[thick slate]

yea all my players r super busy

we all have atleast one job

and university

[hard steeple]

I'm kinda divided between trying out starfinder or going with a pathfinder campaign again but based on the weird kingdom building rules

[thick slate]

and like social lives

[terse moss]

aw hell naw

they gotta sacrifice it for dnd

lock in

Its vital for the plot

18 hour dnd session now

[hard steeple]

Problem is starfinder 2e is pretty new atm

[terse moss]

⚡

[hard steeple]

Ans the alternative is making a whole lot of shit with Foundry to make pf2e kingmaker work

And god I hate json

[terse moss]

Just homebrew literally everything

every class, stat block, enemy, death saving rules, everything

make your own ttrpg from the ground up

Make like 100 magic items that all require attunement and then give them 3 attunement slots

[thick slate]

but its so fun

[hard steeple]

Oh dear lord

I've made a few

But implementing them well with foundry is hard

[terse moss]

I have a whole folder of documents dedicated to magic items

its so fun

[hard steeple]

Since I suck at json

[terse moss]

We either just come to my house, or call on discord and I just describe it lol

Maybe a whiteboard for combat

We got the $3 budget

[hard steeple]

This party is a powerhouse & it scares me since I can't balance an encounter for them well 😭

[terse moss]

I do have an exorbitant amount of dice tho

[terse moss]

Homebrew enemies

[hard steeple]

I love using dynamic tools so much since it helps me focus

[terse moss]

Every regular enemy is weak and cringe

[thick slate]

i love foundry

[hard steeple]

Oh I usually just copy statblocks into different enemies

Problem is

[terse moss]

I made an alligator with a bone helmet that easy frogs that can explode as a self defense mechanism

[thick slate]

wish i could do inperson dnd but its so hard

[terse moss]

True

We get a handful a year because we were friends in high school

[thick slate]

anyway i have work now

[terse moss]

I have been doing prop logic hw lol

[thick slate]

i get to meet linkin park

[terse moss]

just procrastinating all my physics projects

[terse moss]

like the band?

[thick slate]

yea

[terse moss]

dope

[hard steeple]

Okay so, the party is made out of:

• a full furry wolf woman with a fucking gun
• a woman with a sword thst just sekiro carries everything, almost literally (swashbuckler)
• an android "human" girl that just gives buffs

[hard steeple]

Good luck at employment

[terse moss]

These are all fire

[hard steeple]

I play the third one because I tried to get them to use her in combat but they begged me to play the silly android girl so I control both sides 😭

The problem is they all have similar hp and AC

And that the android (commander class) can legit just use an action to make someone reload a ranged weapon

[terse moss]

My players are

1). A tiefling alchemist with mommy issues
2). A war robot with amnesia
3). A barbarian paladin who let their whole family get snatched (somewhat suicidal)
4). And a veteran from the great war who is now immortal and has a destiny pact with the antichrist that he doesn't know about

Dawg all of my players have 18+ AC. As 3 level 6's they took out two CR 7's and a CR 9

they are so cracked

[hard steeple]

So usually the turns are just

• gunshots
• sword slashes then parry (more ac & gains a boost if successfully parried)
• RELOAD!!!!!

[hard steeple]

Hell yeah

[terse moss]

My alchemist gives one billion buffs (spell slot restoration, healing, max power, stunning, blinding, and even haste and revives), the barbarian tanks, end game robot ninja can move 18000 feet per turn, and the soldier becomes an angel with 3x radiant resist and like 8 immunities

this is for 5e

I let them be too silly but high power is so much fun

[hard steeple]

My gunslinger player wad hitting on the android girl and her whole deal was being essentially a literal domesticated army wolf turned into a humanoid by some fucked up random guy

So it made a really good thematic link where they could both bond over being somewhat "freaks of nature" or at least people who shouldn't be people, theorically

[hard steeple]

Spell slot regen is so good wtf

[terse moss]

That’s really fun

[terse moss]

Yeah, up to 5th level

It’s wild

And, you know, non concentration haste potions

[languid badge]

5th??

[terse moss]

Yeah

They take out CR 10+ at level like 3-4

They are so strong

[hard steeple]

My party can get pretty bruised if I swarm them with enough diverse enemies

[terse moss]

The first boss had like 750 effective health and they were level 5

[hard steeple]

Funnily enough the android, by pure lack of luck, almost died like 2-3 times

[terse moss]

They did have a ballista team tho, who did 2 consecutive crits to do like 300 damage in one shot

[terse moss]

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