#lore-discussion
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Dogma, War, uhh i think he said he'd make human Providence at some point but thats probably not as important
Dragon concepts…
Shakidou
SSO update will release as soon as we go a day without an unreasonable 'ship'.
Basically every fuckking dragon
Imagine the dragons...
theres the illmeran ghosts too
but
fish mines
rpboably not happening soon
fish hell
fish hiatus
The fish forges.
FISH FORGES
Now, is yharim still canonically a lizhard or not anymore?
Oh, so now he is just a horribly deformed human kept alive by magic and auric armor...
Wait a god damn minute
it's lihzahrds having lore significance
Is yharim just fucking anakin skywalker!?
He isnt that disfigured atleast not in modern times
less so his armor and more so his attunement to yharon
FOR FUCKS SAKE YHARIM IS JUST DARTH VADER
he's just burnt to all hell
Everytime someone mentions Yharim being disfigured under his armor i need to remind people
That i's been 100 years since that happened
vader was burnt exponentially worse
Tbf i think thats more so dealing with the fact yharim is 130~ now
and he has accedss to the world's best medical technology
Well the leading schools on his appearance are Ganondorf or Darth Vader. (Ignore the other ones.)
And healing magic/potions
burns are also a PAIN to heal
His armor isn't a life support
and his were likely 3rd or 4th degree
Yharim could probably have gotten draedon to fix every fucking organ and muscle in his body before
Oh god, i wonder if we will be able to kill kill yharim or if he will survive the fight canonically
Well yeah but it's like fantasy world you can get hit by moon lord laser beam on your face and be reduced to 5 health
He will die
and then be back to 400 after chugging some potions
He'll die.
If he is alove he will be fighting us to the death
There is no peace with him once we enter the battle
Like personally i
regardless of what we do he's dying soon
really don't think Yharim is that injured beneath the armor
either from us or old age
Untill you summon him again to farm his drops for the noxus fight
Also true
Not part of the story.
I know ita a joke
Refights aint canon
But i think if you were to look at him without armor he'd be just like
a really fucking buff old man
True
See, Ganondorf.
Well, scal refight is canonically just friendly sparring
Exos aren't
Not Exo Mechs.
True but thats an exception not the rule
Anything that's just a regular member of a species.
Oh right the post ml folly boss is like
Just a normal adult for that species 💔
Exos took Draedon like,
Yes, i didnt argue with tst
Over a decade to make or something
except maybe aquatic scourge
Ita the only canon refight
to design
He can't just reconstruct them
not make
Few months iirc
Exo Mechs probably take months to build.
also it's worth mentioning
Still has to grow thanatos
Wasn't aware of that part
Even then yeah a refight would only be canon if Draedon ahs an
we have no idea how intensive his factories are
Even with their plans, you still have to put it together. And they're all huge.
And honestly what reason would he have to rebuild them and make you fight them again?
testing
He'd just build a better one. No point in building the same flawed machine again.
we're the strongest thing that he has easy access to
Yeah he'd just make better exos if that was the case wouldn't he
Unless he'd want to explicitly test You instead
it's the only real way for him to test for flaws
The Exo Mech fight is that test for flaws. He can use it to make better weapons. No point in rebuilding the ones that clearly aren't the apex.
also it's worth mentioning
we fight them in a specific order the first time
testing how things would go in a different order would likely give some useful info
It would still require a large investment of time and resources into a design he knows isn't good enough.
time that could be invested into doing something else
doubt it
he is most likely constantly busy doing calculations and creating more schematics
Clearly he feels an itch when he's not using test subjects, and it doesn't go away if he just makes you do the same test twice.
what does yharim think about the RAM shortage
Yharim can just download more ram.
who's luxor and why does he gift us the gift
city from dark souls
i only played elden ring and ds3
to protect you from this
How did calamitas get her name cuz I know damn well her parents didn’t name her that shit
It's a nickname she got.
It's basically Latin for... Calamity.
And when she was torching Yharim's enemies, they called her that in fear.
Her real name is unknown.
Ohh
'Indeed, the faithful already quaked in her presence. Her name was a moniker of theirs, one uttered quietly in fear.'
Needeless to say, Catastrophe and Cataclysm are not their real names either, being an alias and a stage name of some kind in each case.
Amidias after he collects the 6 fish souls
Why would anyone name their child unknown
Traditional Spanish name, means 'She who learns'.
lemme guess, probably the same parents as monster hunter frontier's... unknown
It's Ra Ro you dummy dum dum
Guess who don't have gif perms 🤟
(us)
You can post em as image anyway
well yes but it used to be called Amidias' spark before the brainstorm update :v
it already does that basically </3
tmod vs optimisation
Yeah but you asked why it was changed
And it was changed due to having little to do with the man.
What do you think of the Empress's lore?
Yo, did I just read that Empress is Xerocs kid?
Empress is the child of a god(s), at no point is the identity of her parents established or even hinted at.
Yeah, it is definitely implied it could be Xeroc, witht the title of Light
But that has nothing to do with her parents.
Who else would she be the kid of bro, it literally says that she channels Primordial Light, explaining her engaging during the day.
Yes, and that has nothing to do with her parents.
Im just saying, extremely plausible. Even though yes, children dont inherit the power of their parents
Her father could literally be Slime God and it would have no bearing on her powers.
Or maybe Tyrian, Shakidou, maybe Dogma even.
None of it would influence her abilities, because being a god isn't genetic.
So just because she can command Primordial Light, doesn't mean she's a blood relative of Xeroc.
^
How is it plausible?
Xeroc is just one theoretical candidate.
Out of like, ~3000 on the high end.
'The Empress chose to claim power for herself by siphoning it from other places and beings.'
At absolute most, she's robbing Xeroc, and it's more likely she's just siphoning Primordial Light directly from the sun itself.
Playing the game has got me wondering just how strong the kingdoms yharim was fighting were because he had dog yharon the mechs scal and his god killer knights
Also whatever draedon cooked up
Calamitas was only there for the very end part.
But Yharim's empire was unrivaled.
However, it wasn't able to just destroy everything in its path.
The kingdom Calamitas was ordered to destroy, Ilmeris, can be assumed to have held out for multiple years, decades even before falling given its proximity to the epicentre of Yharim's Crusade.
Of course, the strength of the various nations Yharim would have fought would vary, based on various factors.
The main targets of course would be ones harbouring gods. And gods tend to be pretty strong.
Idk he had auric armor and a dragon to boot
He might just be a fraud /s
Yharim with the help of that dragon killed the strongest god that isn't Xeroc.
Yet he couldn't kill providence
Providence runs away.
knowing how to run away does wonders for survival
I know fabsol is part of calamity lore
But what the fuck happened to fabsol? And fabstaff why was it changed? Is there lore behind this?
Blud
Transphobia and then stuff of letting minors into nsfw places got revealed
How the hell do predators easily get themselves exposed 😭😭
It's like "Yeah bro I'm into young girls" in a damn public chat 😭😭🙏
Someone who was a victim of that stuff dropped the bombshell of that info while the transphobia stuff was causing shit
Interesting 😭
Predators sure are dumb as fuck
They easily get themselves exposed 💔🥀
That’s why drunk princess was removed
Interesting that the dude’s self insert was her considering he’s transphobic, or am I just looking into it too much?
We’ll crack that egg when we get to it
he was uhh, very openly horny
do with that what you will
yeah no she wasnt canon
yeah its weird
i cant wrap my head around his relationship to her its really strange
simultaneously self-insert and not
Why do gods suddenly want to fight the terrarian to the death with the sole exception of slime god.
You killed Providences girlfriends.
Sorry, I mean 'roommates'.
so we kill her 3 friends and she gets pissed basically
Shii fair enough
You killed providences girlfriends and the other is literally a zombie
Is the bottomless bucket canon?
Why wouldnt it be it just like uses mana to make water or smth idk
Ahh i see i see. Unrelated question since an oversized crab managed to escape could there technically other civilians alive in hiding?
Or is that race just completely wiped
Calamitas didn't kill literally everyone in Ilmeris.
Since, you know, Amidias.
There would be survivors.
Yeah theres bound to be some survivors
Hell iirc tyrian isnt explicitly stated to be dead but like cmon it was calamitas 90% sure he dead as shit
Ok ok... so what im getting from this is that... i could rebuild the entire kingdome with the bottomless water bucket and sheer will...
You would need to remove the haunted fish.
the crab wasnt oversized at the time
uhm it got supercancer and eaten by the 🍄
Shi not a problem for an endgame terrarian no?
Still a lot of fish.
Problem with that is if the crab is dead shedding couldn't happen sooooooooo
With patience. Best boy can have his kingdom back.
No. Down with monarchy.
Yeah the shrooms ate the crabs corpse not its shedded skeleton
Ilmeris shall rise- or submerge? Once more!!!
Exactly it's a corpse and corpse can't really shed to get bigger since their shell would be too small for their growing body. It either died humongous or some voodoo magic mushroom is keeping the crab alive and dead at the same time
It was a big crab that died.
Doesn’t it literally say that the crab is animated because of voodoo magic mushroom bs?
Gotcha
Tbh this mushroom can let us regenerate ungodly ammount of hits it seems fair LMAO
We’re talking about crabulon right?
Maybe the blue mushrooms are more parasitic while the red ones are more symbiotic?
Yeah
It's like Parasect, the Pokémon.
glowing mushrooms being parasitic is even established in vanilla
so yea
with spore bats and zombies and such
It could have very well just been keeping the crab alive letting it go through it's shedding cycle.
Hope its been fun
idk how this lore related tho
Wrong channel and boy are you keeping the best boy in a fast house prison?
oh sorry
wdym best boy
Amidias
who is the best boy
yes
yes i am
i'm planning to recontrust everything later and make the world look beautiful
but i keep procrastinating on it
How dare you. Best boy deserves a well built respectable home near the ocean
i put him in a shoe box house near sulfur ocean alright
WRONG OCEAN!!!
Err ehh im sure silva will protect him.
look buddy i have adhd i keep sayign i will design a better house for efveryone but i keep procrastinating on it
Imagine if the NPCs have their original strengths LMAO
Good enough. Are you a builder?
I mean
Most are norm people only like permafrost and scal would be pretty strong and they have 20K hp or 900K hp already
Boss killing guide and now they have a wall problem
But this would make boss encounters really hilarious
One more question if calamitas was meant to ambush you can't the devs just code her like the eye of cthulhu or the mech bosses?
that would suck i think
you kill the Exo Mech and then “Supreme Calamitas is coming to murder you..” appears in chat
They can but that would really fucking suck
How so? Ofc they could make it rare
Or like when only certain bosses are defeated?
Being forced into a scal bossfight when you arent ready is not great and also due to the arena it would always be better to just die and fight her normally
How exactly did calamitas ambush the terrarian again?
I don't really believe in pots or arena bs i just plop out campfire and i managed to beat revengeance just fine?
Unless you trying to kill exos first i dont think anyone is gonna hold out on fighting scal once they have the gear they wanted and the arena makes it a lot more wack to actually make a random spawn work like eoc or other earlier game bosses
This also applies to yharon
Its more so that if you are like at your base or anything half the arena or more is just gone due to it being covered by the ground
Ohhhhhh
How about like giving the player time to actually prepare?
Like you feel heat in your entire body would pop up but it gives you about 2 in game hours before she apears
that's barely more than eoc
Then more then? it could be adjustable
Nonetheless it would be funny to just see a message "a warcriminal is after your ass"
the concept is flawed
it's literally the final boss
-# slight hyperbole
you don't want it to randomly spawn 
Fair enough
that's super unserious
Isn't yharim the final boss?
Noxus?
also not in the mod
Oh i meant when he finally gets added
Fair enough
Maybe it'll get updated to do just like that maybe not. Since yharon exists
Damn now i want an addon that makes everything lore accurate
It would be a challenge but hey calamity fans has some form of masochism soo some of you might like it
would the arms dealer ever try to hit on supreme calamitas after she joins the town as an npc
Bro calls dibs an a thousand year old dryad. Ofc he would
i ship her with player so my headcanon is that he is too scared to do anything
I dont think even he has the balls to do that
Nuh uh you don't
the dryad wouldnt burn him to a crisp with brimstone fire
Have faith. The guy would have a pickupline ready for an elemental fr
Fair enough.
But hey who's to say he wouldn't try
Also if calamitas being aro ace is known to others hopefully he would like respect that
i bet he'd even try to flirt with providence
they look cute
He'd try and get turned down. The guy respects women but like a true gun owner. You'll never know until you take the shot
i wonder what his interaction with one of the elementals would look like
or providence
You'd love my art that im working on.
wait she’s aroace?
👀
Yeah
"Hey baby. You blazing! Im hot, how about he get some heat together" it could go for both the brimstone elemental, calamitas and provi
Bad ending is if the nurse finds out and he gets stabbed with HIV
"The Arms Dealer was slain..."
Only calamitas isnt killing him a mile before he gets close
Fr either way he dyin
He may survive the encounter but he ain't surviving the nurse
what if johnny bravo was in the calamity universe
Providence is jane kill 7 billion people image and brimmy might not even be sapient and just spreads fire???
She can give life doesn't mean she can't take e'm
That would just be me
:3 even plague bee girl ain't safe
even the arms dealer is impressed
"If the murder hobo can have a flaming girlfriend. Why can't i have one" - arms dealer moments before getting burned
No worries though they get resurected with a different name
can the devourer of gods devour the nameless deity
In game. Nahhh
Canon wise yeah
they must rename it to the devourer of frauds
It's a bit larger in canon
True meelee main users finding out devourer of god is a worm boss
Oh hell no
Lmao
Those exo mechs have the equivalent firepower to yharim same as yharon
ah
Im gonna slander true meelee and meelee mains every chance i get
melee is fun but its the easiest class by far
#unfortunate but gotta respect it
Yeah. And that's why im gonna slander the ever living being out of it
Mr and mrs "i can't dodge shi"
Idk
Nameless Deity is Capital G God
Wait huh?
ohhh
Ohhhhhh did i misread shi
why can we even defeat nameless deity then
oh
Shiii i was sleepy af
this goddamn face
i love it
Mb mb i thought he was talking bout the devourer im sleepy as hell
Fair
Anyway yeahhh not even xeroc is beating deity
Or avatar of emptiness as a matter of fact
DoG is already one of the strongest things on the planet no not really
How many times must the question of 'Can God from the Bible defeat Glirmbus O'Stinkyfoot?'
wouldnt a being that devours gods be stronger than a dragon
Well could be a chance considering if the theories are true gods can die. Hence AoV
It's the second strongest dragon ever.
Yes the average auric dragon was equal to an eidolon wyrm
Yharon is the second strongest ever
And no yharon can still be stronger
Even if DoG is made to be massive
Still a mile from the strongest though
that makes sense
That one is dead.
Zeratros is like yharim tier iirc so like no not really
Only cuz of an oversized calamari
Could he grow stronger is he trained?
That oversized calamari could use DoG as a yoyo string.
Yeah, but it's a bit late for that.
Rip
Yeah zeratros isnt battle trained and still that tier
While yharon is battle trained and still second place
moon lord is like a coughing baby compared to all these other bosses
Moonlord used to be the strongest thing
We fight its uh
Cut in half
Skull broken
Organs torn out
Body
Lobotomized.
Wait if that strongest dragon is only yharim tier does that mean if post yharim terrarian joined in the fight against the giant calamari would it potentially lower casualties???
Left on the moon for centuries with fuckall
Well, yeah, if someone who was stronger than most dragons was backing them up things would go a bit better.
^
SHIII DRAEDON HURRY UP WITH THE TIME MACHINE!!!
the goldfish is obviously the strongest entity in terraria
True
Shocking news for some people; having more, stronger soldiers makes you perform better in war.
it is so powerful that we only fight 0.000000000000000000000001% of its power
Mighty goldfish could solo prime moonlord
Even gives us It's helmet as a gift if we defeat it.
the goldfish walked so that xeroc could run
Nahh it's just someone back then told me that the terrarian wouldn't even nudge the story if he was to go back in time
BARS!
Well, you wouldn't change the outcome, Moon Lord is far too strong for even a late game player to defeat.
But like, you'd be outclassing literally everyone other than Zeratros.
Dragons would still die n stuff i dont see long term consequences being different other then maybe a few more gods from the dragons living
Or well more dragons living
Would still be a lot better though and could potentially affect yharim's conquest
goldfish vs yharim
You would risk it being worse with more gods.
Since that's more targets.
Oh crap your right
And more worshippers.
Or weaker gods because worshipers gets divided more
if cultists worship the moon lord, the moon lord worships the goldfish
They don't.
They worship dragons.
All hail the mighty goldfish
i mixed up a bit with vanilla and calamity lore mb
Too late, into the pit with ye.
So that's why the pillars comes out when you kill the cultist. The pillars hold the dragon's souls
They were made from the dragon's souls.
Ic ic
They don't have a full Auric Soul inside them.
Otherwise how would Otonilou, Xeroc and Silva work?
the dragons were originally birds that were given a tiny fraction of the goldfish's power
Hey the flying fish when it rains are dragons that haven't transformed yet
those are fish.
the goldfish was so humble that it nerfed its health to 5
When the time comes those flying fish will become pure auric dragons and will serve the goldfish empire
how far would mr incredible make it in terraria
Eye of Cthulhu.
how about his twin that wears a green costume
Green Slime.
gassy would destroy the avatar of emptiness
Good ideas: gathering too many gravestones should spawn Polterghast.
So Shakidou > Yharim > Yharon but Shakidou < Yharim WITH Yharon
Yeah, the real superpower of teamwork wins again.
Many underestimate the power of friendship when it's OFTEN the only way you can beat someone powerful in a story
Atleast back then
Scal is stronger then shakidou was
Logistics win wars. Shocker.
In Sonic, power is even multiplied between two or more individuals
Being beaten up by two guys really puts you at a disadvantage.
Yeah
.
I'm confused now
I suppose Yharim and Yharon increased their power over time?????
Yharim and yharon got stronger over time
I mean yeah
Shakidou died in the earlier half of the crusade iirc
Well now i'm not confused
Speaking of the Empress of Light
I think that perhaps the children of gods are more likely to channel power. I mean, not that they have spiritual power from their father/mother, but that they can channel power as an innate ability (something like the ascension ritual if it were a separate magic school, idk)
It's made pretty clear that being a god isn't genetic, and so their children are just normal people.
Empress was just particularly determined to get powerful.
Probably anyone who tries hard enough could reproduce her methods.
eh
I think it'd be cool if there was some genetic effect
Take it up with the writers.
I am not doing another infected armor plating
What?
were you not there for that?
basically I pestered the lore devs for like
3 months asking what infected armor plating was made from
eventually ozzatron answered it himself after he became head dev
Which time period was this?
I joined 20th July, 2025.
I see demigods as the god equivalent of draconic offshoots
I mean
from what we understand they do inherit a bit from their auric parent
e.g. wyverns have souls with unique powers and seemingly endless flight without wings
i think it wouldnt be cool.
So did slime god canonically transition after we beat her the first time
Slime God is genderfluid, so, maybe.
Yeah sg is genderfluid so there is a chance went from whatever they were to she but we dont know slime gods at the moment gender at all
i mean dont they also get copped by QS who is definitvely a Queen
long story short
that might be changed
cal clone and slime god swapping is still very up in the air
although that does remind me of something
@spare pier got a moment for a question?
How does calamitas’s clone have her brothers? Or atleast a version of them
Hey guys, inside of the game what are the sources i can read the lore
like boss spirit or draedon logs
after so many years and like 3 lore rewrites i will finally read stuff for myself
Bestiary entries (objective and unbiased)
lore whispers (from yharims perspective so not objective)
Draetalk (from draedon very very reliable)
Wulfrum item tooltips and the victide stuff as well iirc
Also boss rush dialogue
Thats from xeroc
Also Silva quote in Blossom Flux.
Oh true
Various comments about Demons in tooltips.
Various comments about Ilmerian military in tooltips.
thank you ^^
i like how you guys took the most complicated way of saying "a bunch of items have tooltips that have neat worldbuilding"
Nerd.
idk you should like look in a mirror
I am well aware of my curse to be stunned by my own beauty.
whatever you say chud
Hello guys
if absorbing an auric soul makes it stronger than it was and slime god is in pre hm does that mean gluttony dragon was like king slime tier or below
I've started the mod for almost a week and i main the Old lord claymore
With how sg refuses to indulge in its instinct i imagine sg is one of the examples of a god weaker then the dragon
gloomborf upscale
and now i have it upgraded into his exalted oathblade form, and i've seen in the descriptions of these weapon about a "last demon lord" ruling on the underworld
Do we know more about this one or is it everything for the moment ?
That's all we know at the moment
Probably not a suuper important character. Just the warmongering leader of the demon civilization
We might learn more later, but who knows
Am I the only one who sees a parallel between Yharim and Kratos?
Like, two guys who committed genocide against gods, whose deaths led to dangerous consequences. And then realized they were doing something wrong.
Yharim regrets the wrong things and would do the crusade but better at killing gods and people if given the chance to re do it all afaik
Yharim didn't realize what he was doing is wrong.
Does that parallel kratos cause idk kratos
i havent played any god of war games
It would be like if Kratos' takeaway was that he should have not shouted as much.
i just know kratos says Boy. and ZEUS!
ZOOOS
- Genocide
- I'm sowwy :(
- Uses fancy words.
atleast kratos kills gods for a personal thing. Yharim does it to avenge a race he NEVER met aside from 1 dragon
bro picked a conflict that wasnt even his
chuddy ass
Yeah but that doesn't help in any way, like, dark souls do the same and i'm not going through 10 "this item is cool because it does this thing" tooltips to get 2 actual lore stuff
most of the tooltips are actual meaningful bits of worldbuilding
with a few uh
yeah "this it em is so cool it can blow up the planet" tooltips
i hope these sort of tooltips get killed,,
they aren't interesting at all and really don't add Anything beyond just making things confusing because no the item cannot canonically do that the tooltip is just hyping it up to show how cool and badass it is
In isolation those tooltips are fine but since some tooltips are genuinely meant to be serious yeah the exagerating ones do harm
they have no real reason to exist and just confuse people
like ok man you dont need to hype this weapon up for me i dont care if the weapon is Cool i'll be able to tell by Using it
Idk who/when/why/how/where/what even added them
does killing wof put the whole world in hardmode
I think just heartlands gets super fucked by god essence
Granted the hell continent is basically already there iirc
do people on other continents see us fight ml how big is he
Hardmode is more of a state of mind, you feel me?
I like to think so.
Calamitas is just sitting with binoculars and popcorn watching.
Good ideas: Calamity stream but it's presented as Draedon live streaming the Terrarian and commentating.
and what..?
What?
why is calamitas eating popcorn he needs to write more
What?
What?
popblud sukuna
Pobplud 42
What?
Waterwraith fuck you stop ragebaiting 😭
What?
I called it out before you 🖕
will melon take the bait?
What?
Fucking dies and kills both of you in the process
dodges
What?
The idea behind that is basically to show a glimpse on what Yharim's natural death would cause
And also just general worldbuilding of course
And why demons seem so scattered
Become demon king side quest when?
what if my terrarian is a demon
What if my terrarian IS a demon?
What, can YOU! not be a demon?
The rot the rot the rot the rot im sorry for that laura
But I don't want that because I want the player to not be able to solve everything
Shoot
makes sense yea, its cool to add little bits of worldbuilding related to some of the less important factions like that
makes things feel a bit fleshed out
are the minds of whatever gods were turned into the slime god's paladins even slightly present?
what
I think I didn't say that right
I think thunder asking about the god essence in the paladins
You won't solve everything, since if you become demon king there'll still be an inevitable succession crisis.
that
I mean I guess I get it but like
I don't think god essence is like
That's not how it works
Is god essence gay
I think it's more of, it CAN become
Bingo
hmm
if theres a large enough concentration of it
as seen with it manifesting in sentient beings
in the evil biomes
its kinda like cells. i suppose
cells by themselves arent really sentient
God Essence isn't neatly separated into specific gods
theyre just kinda
Bingo.
cells
that confuses my understanding of a few other things but
but if you get enough cells together
that's not what I thought
If i get the correct god essence can it be gay or trans
The Crimson is Every Single Fucking God Together
they can form something sentient
But like ok I get what you mean
yes
never think about it before?
And you wanna know why?
thunder once again asking for hyper specific information
Because there's a 99% chance the Slime God is not going to have the evil thematic in the future
Pretty much the entire team dislikes that
yes!!!!
damn!
Dam fair enough
Slime God will embrace Feng Shui.
I think that like
At most evil biomes will be A Part of SG
But it won't be Everything
Like I could see a direction where Slime God has a bunch of parts from a bunch of biomes
Fair enough my mind is becoming incomprehensible
Evils would inevitably be noticeable because they have neat shit in them
But honestly I doubt that's a direction we'll go
Slime God gets a paladin for every biome and they all jump you at once.
Except hallowed probably
Fair that sounds scope creep
Queen Slime makes her return... With the steel chair.
She's a joke
One small issue
She's not funny

All jokes aside that's not really the problem
The problem is that Slime God just kinda does stuff.
It's more that Queen Slime is an actual Boss that sucks ass and has the expected brand of Red Humor
go my spam
New day new me i wonder what paint tastes like
Sweet.
The Red Humor is just the icing on top of the shit cake
its insane to me
that the same updated added both queen slime and empress of light
😭
Yeah no that's the crazier part
Not like that's a bad thing
I think that kind of stuff is funny sometimes
Which part did Red make, and which part did Cenx make? Who can tell.
It's just really overdone
qs doesnt have that dawg in her (having any redeeming qualities like music or design or anything else)
Like its the same like 3 jokes repeated over and over
qs's music is fine
its not bad
not like
anything fantastic either but its fine
Because
1 - Sitting on a toilet does that
2 - Building with poo blocks is funny as shit
3 - Fertilizer gives it actual value
its a goofy song for a goofy boss
Is queenslime gay or trans
Another bingo!
Like making a Poo House for someone to live in is objectively funny I think
New day i had to get that checked off
Three minutes in.
right its midnight for the isles
Probably not
Man, I don't have a bingo board to speedrun.
Specially in Terraria because like
Gotta be more repetitive then ig
You have all sorts of NPC Dungeons and fucked houses
But nothing beats making an Actual House out of Shit
Shit furniture when
Ah, makes sense, I'm too much of a wild card.
Also ngl
It's not that it's overdone
It's that you only find it in media which actively panders for children and make these jokes just for the sake of trying to get laughs out of them
Spider boulders get a pass though
I think Boulders are fine tbh
because they mean i can more easily get the wall creeper banner in hardmode 😎
They only really got a movement in 1.4.5
Before that it was just the normal one
And Cactus
Which I STILL THINK ARE PERFECTLY FINE
I STILL THINK UNDERGROUND DESERT IS A COOL ASS BIOME AND NOT OVERTUNED
Seriously I always see people going like
"But Cactus Boulders :("
Bro
Do you know
What a hook is?
Two block wall:
honestly, never had too much of an issue with traps
Literally having your eyes open.
Just
theyre just kinda funny or annoying from time to time
Don't drop on them?
Piercing or take your time
yk what i have a problem with? the fucking worldgen of this game
The Underground Desert is perfectly built to let you jump into rooms only after clearing them
you have the evil v (the most horrible thing conceived by relogic ever) and every single structure in the game
The Dungeon is good shut up
The Temple isn't
And The Evil V is
Yeah the Evil V is just bad
Awful
I remember that it sometimes made an X instead.
Temple is just like
Dungeon but worse and in reverse???
Evil v is hell for others
I do personally hold that Terraria is a really well designed game
Except everything between Wall of Flesh and Golem
I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking there
I think hm suffers from having like 3 dif final updates in it
Actually honestly it's just
Not being able to skip Pillars
And Moon Lord just being
Bad

Nah, there are bigger issues
Much bigger issues
you have 4 upgraded versions of phm bosses for the beginning, then you have a jungle boss and then immediately after another jungle boss, then theres the bosses before cultist, then theres ml
genuinely 2 jungle bosses right next to each other is crazy
I think the Mechs are fine personally
The Twins are massively different from EoC and Destroyer... Had potential
Skeletron Prime is the only one I think is pretty uninspired
I have been thinking an issue with Terraria that mods tend to make very, very apparent is the lack of gap between bosses as time goes on.
This is also what I think is the main reason you don't see any real good quality modpack for Terraria like you do for Minecraft.
Twins actually pick EoC, an already pretty good fight, and give it a bunch of unique things that build up on it while still being extremely unique
It's imo one of the best examples of "Boss But Again" out there
It's getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
yeah no they're absolutely the three best bosses in vanilla terraria imo
Surely then, the best course of action is to do Twins again, but this time there are three.
Destroyer had potential imo
And then do it again.
But they just
Fucked it up royally
And Prime... Well, I actually think Rev + Prime (BEFORE BOUNTIFUL HARVEST) was a great fight
I actually think that Fabsol's Mechs were overall fine
Until they weren't
Like before Bountiful Harvest imo they were some of the best fights in the mod
Honestly to me the part that stings the most about Fab's Bosses is that he knew how to do shit sometimes
Rev + Plantera was cool I liked that one
It's just that 99% of the time he was making Foveanator
Rolling cactus are cool
They have an actual gameplay function and aren't just Haha.. Bould
Seems kinda like a "monkey at a typewriter replicating a Shakespearean play" moment
I don't have anything explicitly against hte new boulders but it is kinda obnoxious to me 😭
I wouldn't want them removed or anything it's just like
mildly annoying like sitting to a kid who wont stop making skibidi toilet jokes or something
thats the energy
'...and then she leaves piles of ash that damage the player with a hitbox three times taller than the sprite!? Damn you, monkey!'
this would be correct
fabsol choosing to not improve anything that he made for as long as possible will forever baffle me
spider boulders are an exception because they let me get the banner .
that one gets a pass thanks for the spider boulders
through 9 years of vibing out and half copying crap vanilla or other games do he was always going to eventually stumble into a boss that wasnt fucking abysmal shit, but it does not speak of his abilities to do anything
he doesn't seem to like the idea of improving
For a good few years they were ok
Basically just vibe coding, but with a carbon-based LLM instead of a silicon-based one
Until he decided that nope
because like hes shown that somehow he can make something thats like... "passable" for modern standards but he chose to not do that and stay in his ways
I'm going to make Skeletron Prime spawn the other two Mechs!
mechs were good because they were vanilla derivatives and the more fabsol tried wacky neew things the worse they got
My guess is he wanted it to be "exxo avalon core" or w/e
he'd rationalize it like that but he was also just bad lol
True
Where's the alternate timeline where Fabsol was competent? What would that look like?
Although "not too appealing by design = soulful" DOES happen, it's never happened with his work
hes been coding the same way since like 2018 iirc like just stagnant
Cant believe fabsol is stopping world progress
"fabsol but competent" is a very hard hypothethical to engage with because the mod would be very drastically different
He donates to homeless shelters and small puppies in this one
yeah everything would be different
like genuinely i dont think itd resemble calamity at all
woulda been calamity 3.0 alr 😔
would this be the case where he was competent from the start?
the web of history that makes up calamity as it is today is absurdly complex and if he had been competent all along it'd be changed in ways very hard to predict
This is also an interesting question. What if Fabsol suddenly became competent post-rewrite.
He was visited by three spirits
you'd have a better profaned guardians rework and a ceaseless that doesn't make people want to shoot themselves in the balls
"Make calamity good... don't be transphobic... cure cancer..."
Principle of explosion moment 
how does calamity lore channel feel about marriagable clint in stardew valley 1.7
Was that the blacksmith?
uhhhh i havent played stardew yet i need to...
yes
Ew.
there's a lot of reddit digital ink spilled over clint's character and it's going to be really funny seeing 1.7 retcon a good chunk of that unless eric keeps him an incel through romance and marriage?
You can lead a horse to water...
would there be a dragon of love or would it be a god and in either case which would be the domain of the dragon/god in question
Dragon of Love, God of Romance.
seems reasonable
god of drama
I think his ultimate flaw was a complete inability to understand why things were fun
He was completely deaf to how game design worked and thought that if he found something fun, it was a universal truth
yharim walking on to the mysterious grand theater that plopped up in the middle of a valley out of nowhere he goes inside and its this trobbio ass fucking guy god of drama and hes comically competent and yharim just has to humor the bitch while trying to murder him
At the same time, if something was unfun, it should be scraped off the face of the Earth
It's how things like Adrenaline got made
This happened in DMC4.
Or why Yharon lost his Phase 2 rebirth
And once again everything in rooted in him being yharim
TRUE
Yharim is a extremely delusional villain who thinks of himself as the hero of the story and is incapable of accepting being wrong or actually doing introspection.
His whole theme being coming back from the dead, who cares about that.
No man you don't get it
Malenia doesn't show me she has a Phase 2
So I'm going to annihilate anything that doesn't tell me exactly how much HP the Boss has
but armstrong yharim does this and its hype? erm
10 million avalon and mgrr references
a fun fabsol fact is that he never knew what to dow ith yharim
He wanted to copy Armstrong and Minos and that's it
theres like 10 pages worth of fabsol talking about noxus or xeroc fight plans but with yharim theres nothing
its just him saying armstrong minos
Surely that would work 
When Ganondorf from Wind Waker was right there.
You can clearly translate a 3D Boss into a 2D plane perfectly!
fabsol would never play a kiddie game like wind waker
The worst part is I know he'd walk back on Minos because he really doesn't like ULTRAKILL anymore
oh right he said that
wholesome
i remember him ranting in cut abt that
I'm shocked he ever liked Minos to begin with when Flesh Prison exists
truly an individual
ive seen it: lucille karma
Where?
remember when he felt the need to publicly announce to his audience he didnt like story of red cloud anymore
I'm pretty sure most of her inspirations are from 2D games
There was that mod that made a 3D Terraria boss.
they had a math boss in dev for a bit that used parallax
they faked 3d
Not what we on about
Not on about using paralax or anything
Literally a boss made for a 3D game like ultrakill minos or mgrr armstrong but its now in 2D and piss coloured
With fabsolian code
i mean in some cases its okay
in Fabsolian its not
1 - Sharp homing allows it to hit you from anywhere and easily enter/leave your peripheral vision
2 - The parry makes so that attack is a reliable source of regeneration
3 - Judging the distance is key to accurately parrying the projectile, something that cannot be replicated when there's no depth
None of these can be replicated in Terraria
I can see how the feeling of Armstrong could potentially be recreated.
Not by Fabsol, though.
Armstrong is an even worse case ngl
where is armstrong’s type of attacks used in calamity might i ask
not arguing against i am genuinely curious
Contact damage.
Nowhere
Wanna know why?
All of his attacks either take massive advantage of the 3D plane or rely on MGRR's signature Blade Mode
there was already enough mgr that any more and the game would be a mgr game
was there an attempt to add it though?
Like sure, having the boss throw projectiles you can destroy is totally doable. But it's not quite the same as how Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance did it.
bcuz t hats how u translate armstrong's attack into 2d terraria
what abt his flarepillar attack
you cant really have a windup on a flat background thats not also pretty easy to dodge unless its really rapid
There's a difference between porting 1-to-1 versions of his attacks into 2D and recreating the feeling of the fight.
But armstrong itself is a fight completely d esigned around the game its a part of
U can't just
the pillar attack is probably the easiest to properly recreate
games do it all the time
lucille has done it like fifty times in inf
Port a boss from another game with different mechanics entirely into another and just expect it wto wrok which
The pillar attack can be recreated visually but that's it
seems like the mindset fabsol had 😭
Like I think that's something a lot of people just don't pay attention to
"minos/armstrong" ok but
in the way a 3d game would? where you need to interpret your distance and where you’regonna go ?
You can, almost always, visually replicate an attack
what does that mean
no
The hard part is making it feel good, you know?
If it's a 3D game, you can almost never replicate the actual function the attack and what makes it work
but like you can have the little indicator spawn below you and then you move away and its kind of like the thing but translated to 2d so
that would accomplish the same method but not the same cause(? similar word)
Like, Armstrong is a boss that's a bulky, hard hitting but pretty slow moving boss.
In Terraria, you could just fly and shoot him to death over the course of ten minutes.
Doesn't really give the same feeling as in the original game.
It's not really just about that
"Pretty slow moving" my ass
Yharim talk?
He does.
Fabsol talk as well
Awesome
to his credit he never did this! except his noxus prototype that sat on the repo for like 8 years it contains a 1:1 copy of multiple of hush's attacks
like you cant dodge in front of the boss, since its a flat wall
He has like three attacks that explicitly are
you need to go above it
Speed blitzes you
Yeah, there we can use the stock Boss charge sound effect.
hey laura I got another dumb question
A boss in a 3d game will, well, take advantage of the fact it's a 3d game, beyond just the actual mechanics of the game it self and how it works
You just can't really replicate that in a 2d game because the attack will inherently just function differently
Cuz. yk.
its 2d
the attack is no longer designed around the player having 3d movement
fighting a flat wall on the wall vs fighting four walls while being able to move
and again thats not accounting for the actual mechanics of said games
is the abyss being somewhat sulphurous messing with silva regrowing?
Shoot
Nah
Not really
isnt the entire point that hte abyss isn't sulphurous
The very first layer is
It all floats to the top.
like the fumes are basically gone by the point u reach the lower layers due to the cleansing nature of many of the organisms
And the rest gets eaten.
I feel like it has to at least have higher than normal sulphur levels
But like either way, if it reached that deep, her corpse could probably filter it
but yeah
yeah its basically just sulphuric depths which is in effect just a transition zone between sulph sea and abyss anyways
ignoring the part where your glass would explode, would the t4 abyss water be clean/good for you
I ain't sure where her corpse is
And either wat
And Azafure is gone, so it's not making more pollutants, just whatever smog is left from the incident.
ok to answer this question
very simple
dk how deep oceanic waters really move but
Not at all.
You can't drink salt water.
do you think getting a cup of open ocean water is good for you
It wouldn't be even on her Top 3 probleme 
itd be deep ocean water
it's not just salt
probably very salty and filled with nasty particles
surface water no
The answer is no
