lore-discussion

[civic bramble]

Yo that’s sick as hell

[long bloom]

true

[upper warren]

I assume that supernovas don’t happen and instead we just have the astral infection.

But idk that’s just my thoughts

[jaunty wraith]

Astral infection is a remains of a dead star

[plucky juniper]

i0 mean, the astral infection is what is described as dying stars

[long bloom]

astral happens when stars get too old and fat and start imploding

astrum deuses are supposed to eat them before that happens

[wanton pendant]

None have been observed.

And dragons don't exist on other planets.

[jaunty wraith]

You think maybe the astral infection has anything to do with the lunar pillars

[wanton pendant]

And I'm fairly certain a supernova would require a regular, non-mana star.

[long bloom]

very unlikely

the pillars are moonlord's army

[jaunty wraith]

Im assuming strum deus dropping lunar fragments is a remnant from old lore or strictly a gameplay thing

[long bloom]

yk when i was just getting back here i had an idea that cultist could've summoned the pillars from the distortion
but then i learned that moonlord is the one that summons them

so rip that idea

[long bloom]

oh yeah that is interesting

[jaunty wraith]

Actually wait... I think the nebula and stardust pillars my have somthing to do with stars

[wanton pendant]

The answer is obvious.

Astrum Deus is the Moon Lord.

[long bloom]

right of course

[jaunty wraith]

Stars are where mana is drawn from... nebula and stardust represent the mage and summoner class... the two classes that use magic

[long bloom]

this is true

hm

[jaunty wraith]

Although I have no idea what the vortex pillar could be

[wanton pendant]

Theory: The pillars are named after their scents, and they are in fact cosmic shampoo bottles.

[wanton pendant]

Gravity, clearly.

[long bloom]

the dyes are scented

duh

[jaunty wraith]

What do vortex even have to do with spacr?

I thibk of the vortex in water

[long bloom]

wormholes or something

[jaunty wraith]

Yeah I cant think of any connection with vortex and ranger

[wanton pendant]

Shoot bullet.
It enters wormhole.
???
Hits enemy.
Profit.

[long bloom]

wormholes make things travel "faster"
ranger shoot bullet

[upper warren]

Galaxies spin in a way not too dissimilar to a vortex. Something like that probably.

[jaunty wraith]

Wormhole dont actually make things go faster, its basiclly just teleporting you from one place to another

[long bloom]

yes

[wanton pendant]

I am yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet.

[long bloom]

hence the quotes

[upper warren]

Wormholes just close distance between points in space. Kinda like a shortcut

[long bloom]

like uhh DoG

[jaunty wraith]

Yeah

[long bloom]

and DoG is weak to ranger

(corinth)

connection solved

[jaunty wraith]

DoG also has alot of projectiles...

Come to think of it... would you consider the ceaseless void a vortex

[long bloom]

definitely

textbook vortex

[jaunty wraith]

Vortex are association with distorting time and space

Where does the ceaseless void lead... the distortion

Could... could the moonlord/fovos have a connection to the distortion?

[long bloom]

i guess??

[civic bramble]

Iirc they don’t

[long bloom]

why

[wanton pendant]

They stole my lunch money.

[jaunty wraith]

All we know is moonlord was a tyrant who came yo conquer terraria with tbe pillars.

We dont know where the pillars came from or even how moonlord got so powerful

[wanton pendant]

Distortion is inside the moon theory strikes again.

[long bloom]

banger theory tbh

[wanton pendant]

Which is totally a real theory and not a joke.

[civic bramble]

Draedron when he finds out

We steal the moon

[long bloom]

and the distortion...

...is haunting it

[jaunty wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-moon-gif-10973131198585528214

[dusk laurel]

oh my god!!!!!!

[jaunty wraith]

Aw dammit

[dusk laurel]

crazy writing

[civic bramble]

He’s that’s why I didn’t do it

[jaunty wraith]

Im just going on a theorizing tangent

[civic bramble]

Chat now go on and discus her lore

I will start

It is a she

[long bloom]

i think she's green

[jaunty wraith]

I think she's very toxic

[craggy jacinth]

bug who survived the electric fly swatter

[jaunty wraith]

Yharim rage bait

[jaunty wraith]

Wait...

Do worms have bones?

[feral skiff]

is that some kinda draedon machine? cause it has a jetpack

he’s gotta be related to making it somehow

[real glen]

Uh yes?

I mean which worm are you talking about

[jaunty wraith]

Im wondering if DoG has bones

[magic epoch]

dog isn't a worm

we don't really know what dog is

referred to as the "nameless serpent" and taking that name literally (amazing idea always) implies it would have bones

[vocal kestrel]

I know this was a joke but Ive always seen the pillars, in some aspect, as the stages of civilizations. Stardust is primordial animals and cells, solar is sorta medieval era, with the spearmen, slashing guys, and the crawltipedes which are like an astral counterpart to a wyvern. Vortex represents modern/future warfare with their guns, suits, and advanced social constructs, and finally nebula represents a transcended civilization who are master manipulators of evolution, energy, etc.

[frank dune]

Lore

[magic epoch]

nope

[cosmic zenith]

Interesting perspective

[upper warren]

Hey Stip, if someone absorbed an entire world soul, would they be planetary in power?

[warm gull]

evil hell

[spice pawn]

I think

[civic bramble]

It is because she is just queen bee but bionic cuz of draedron

[spice pawn]

So mechanical bee

[civic bramble]

Pretty much

The design goes hard

[spice pawn]

Does hotog really only add the one boss?

[civic bramble]

Wha?

[spice pawn]

Hunt of the old god

[civic bramble]

Oh yea

I read it as hotdog first

[spice pawn]

Lol

[thick slate]

not true worms

like earthworm

their physiology is really complicated

[visual kiln]

hi chat

oh

[thick slate]

worm

[civic bramble]

So does it only last to that family or are there other work like creatures that don’t have bones?

[thick slate]

sharks dont have bones

they are kinda like worms

[civic bramble]

I guess so

Wait they don’t have bones?

[thick slate]

they have cartilage

[civic bramble]

We should go to general if that’s fine with you?

[thick slate]

same with stingrays

[civic bramble]

Because this is not really lore related

[thick slate]

if you really want to hear me talk aboit taxonomy ok

[civic bramble]

But I am intrigued now

[humble fog]

watery tube skeleton

[jaunty wraith]

What does the DoG taste like?

[frank dune]

Who you think thy are bud

[thick slate]

probably like purple

[frank dune]

Lore

[warm gull]

perhaps

[mental palm]

Peak

[pliant ruin]

tbf they do but its only like

the jaws

everything else is fcartilage yea

[thick slate]

i had to look at a dead shark specimen

that made me sad

[pliant ruin]

sharks r so cool i wish they were real

[civic bramble]

I guess they need that for a stronger bite. Maybe?

[thick slate]

they r my favourite animal

love them so much

ever since i was a kid

[civic bramble]

That’s fair

Sharks are cool

They just get a bad rep

(Even though dolphins are arguably worse)

[thick slate]

not arguably

[civic bramble]

Fair enough

They are worse

[thick slate]

yea we just had like a day in class

and so many animal body and skeletons

[civic bramble]

That’s amazing

And I am guessing the animal body and skeletons range pretty wide and far

[thick slate]

i took photos but i dont think this server would appreciate several animal carcass

[civic bramble]

Fair enough

I personally get sick too if I see them so yea

[thick slate]

i think my intolerance to dead things has disappeared

[civic bramble]

I understand why wouldn’t wanna see them

[civic bramble]

It is just more I am guessing the way they look mutilated not that they are dead

[thick slate]

i mean they arent mutilated

[civic bramble]

Like I just imagine shredded bodies and boood

[civic bramble]

Oh then what?

Just bones?

[thick slate]

they died of like old age

then they were surgically cut open

[hushed geyser]

Thats cool

[thick slate]

its very professional and the cuts are clean

[civic bramble]

Oh even that is smt I am just uncomfortable for

Tbh

[thick slate]

honestly i think i was more sad at seeing the shark body than the human body

[civic bramble]

Oh that’s good too

[civic bramble]

Oh there was a human body too

[thick slate]

not there

different day

[civic bramble]

Oh

That makes sense

What you studying for again?

Bio chem?

[thick slate]

medicine

medicine now

[hushed geyser]

To become dr house

[thick slate]

yep

[civic bramble]

Oh that’s nice but why the switch?

[thick slate]

probably not tho

[hushed geyser]

Become a insane diagnostician

[thick slate]

cuz it gets me a job with a livable salary

[thick slate]

already halfway there

[civic bramble]

Fair enough

[thick slate]

if anything im going to go into blood/heart

[hushed geyser]

If you think about it dr house gotta be rich

[thick slate]

he isnt called dr apartment now is he

[hushed geyser]

Dr condo

[thick slate]

dr cardboard box in the alley

[wanton pendant]

They don't call him Dr. Mansion so clearly he's doing something wrong.

[thick slate]

dr abode

[hushed geyser]

He lives in an apartment tho

[thick slate]

hes a bum

he also lives in prison for a bit

[hushed geyser]

Spent all the money on a motorcycle

[thick slate]

dr aura

[thick slate]

omg true

i am dr house

i just need a blood clot to paralyze my leg

[hushed geyser]

You just need to get sued now

Or become a criminal

[thick slate]

foreman break into that guys house

[hushed geyser]

A joke I cant say

[thick slate]

🏚️

[civic bramble]

Is dr house even good?

[hushed geyser]

Medically

Or as a show

The answer is yes and no and then yes

[civic bramble]

As this

[thick slate]

yea

[hushed geyser]

Yeah

[thick slate]

its like best medical show

[hushed geyser]

Best hospital show oat

One of the dramas of all time

Up there with breaking bad

[thick slate]

breaking bad pretty much a hospital drama

they always in there

[hushed geyser]

Last chance to look at me hector

[civic bramble]

I see when I can become more comfortable with medical diseases and other gross part of the human body (does he do animals too?)

[thick slate]

he doesnt

just humans

[civic bramble]

Alright I will probably watch it if I become more comfortable with the stuff

[thick slate]

diseases are so cool

was thinking about becoming a pathologist

[civic bramble]

It is just some are gross to look at

[civic bramble]

Oh yea. Because bones can show signs of disease right?

[thick slate]

i feel like injuries are way worse than disease

[thick slate]

wha

thats a palentologist

they study dinosaur bones

[civic bramble]

Oh

[thick slate]

a pathologist studies pathogens

[civic bramble]

What’s pathogens?

[thick slate]

things that cause disease

[civic bramble]

Oh

I see

[woeful hatch]

Idk it depends tbh

[thick slate]

visually

[woeful hatch]

Yeah even then

[thick slate]

most diseases are hiding

[woeful hatch]

There's some diseases which visually can be absolutely terrifying

They're not too many but they're there

[thick slate]

yea most injuries are just blood everywhere

best case

worst case thats like organs on the floor

[hushed geyser]

Thats called death

[thick slate]

you can survive being disemboweled

[hushed geyser]

Rarely

[thick slate]

i would survive

[woeful hatch]

Yeah but I feel like there's more diseases that literally rot the flesh than injuries that do so

Unless you let them fester but in that case it's usually both injury AND disease

[hushed geyser]

I dunno there are infinite injuries

[thick slate]

there are not that many diseases that rot flesh

[hushed geyser]

An infinite amount of injuries rot the flesh

[woeful hatch]

Yeah if we're comparing average, yeah

But I was assuming the worst of diseases

[thick slate]

worst of injury is like

missing face

no arms

no legs

[hushed geyser]

Holes in your chest

[thick slate]

no chest

[woeful hatch]

At least you die pretty quickly at that point

Necrotizing fasciitis for example is even worse imo

Btw, we should probably go in general to talk diseases

[hushed geyser]

Just a futurama head in a jar

[thick slate]

nah idc anymore

[woeful hatch]

I do find diseases way more interesting than injuries too

Tbh

[thick slate]

but like yea my job would be the study of pathogens

not disease

there is a difference

[woeful hatch]

Yeah I know

[thick slate]

ds doesnt

[pliant ruin]

This isn't lore discussion

[thick slate]

perfarators lore

?

[woeful hatch]

I was suggesting we change chat but then I continued, oops my bad

[thick slate]

if u want

[civic bramble]

Thanks for telling me

But cheese is right we should change discussion to general if yall want to continue

[civic bramble]

Cheese what’s your background?

Anyways what yall opinion on the distortion trio?

[long bloom]

i miss when they were sentinels but the new lore is still good

[feral skiff]

what would happen if the terrarian.. just didn’t show up

[civic bramble]

Mhm

The main reason I liked that was because of weaver and dog

[long bloom]

nothing

[civic bramble]

Being like mentor and student in a way

[tropic oak]

ok the old editions of the sentinels were cool but it was lazy

like

extremely

they are far better off how they are now

[long bloom]

i just really like the idea of having to take down the boss's defenses before you have to fight them, so having new minibosses like that but actually executed well would be peak i think

[tropic oak]

providence

(joke

[wanton pendant]

The Devourer of Gods has a change of heart and becomes a hero.

[dusk laurel]

glorified minibosses 💔

thankfully they wouldve been saved no matter if 22 happened or not

[civic bramble]

22?

[long bloom]

how do you not know about 22

[dusk laurel]

[civic bramble]

I don’t know the terms

T^T

I know the lore goodish enough

But not the terms

[long bloom]

22 is the event when 22 devs left at the same time

notably ibanplay

most of them went on to make calamity fables

[dusk laurel]

we lost inanis 💔

gone forever

[long bloom]

💔

[civic bramble]

Oh why is that??

[dusk laurel]

fabsol.

[civic bramble]

But fabsol is gone now tho

[dusk laurel]

like he was 70% of the reason at least

[dusk laurel]

okay

[long bloom]

yeah but they're doing fables now

[dusk laurel]

so this was 3 years ago

[civic bramble]

Oh I was not in the cal discord then

[dusk laurel]

and most of them already left to make fables

[long bloom]

also 2 devs came back after fab exploded (cdmusic and done)

[civic bramble]

Fair enough I guess

Fables will be peak

[dusk laurel]

tomat came back too (a bit later but yeah)

[long bloom]

oh right

[civic bramble]

I liked that they had some connection to dog back then but it is fine that they don’t anymore

[long bloom]

storm weaver is still connected probably

[civic bramble]

Like their current connection is

Distortion beings

[zenith geode]

theyre still associated through the distortion

[dusk laurel]

their only connection with dog is where they come from and possibly weaver being made for a similar purpose

[civic bramble]

Actually pretty sure drae said they are different species

[tropic oak]

silly triangle...

[dusk laurel]

ds.

[civic bramble]

Yes?

[zenith geode]

worm from the distortion

[dusk laurel]

being different species does not mean they cant have some relation

[civic bramble]

Fair enough

[dusk laurel]

like i could make robots made of completely different materials and they could still have a similar purpose

[civic bramble]

This is the main reason I liked them being despicles because of this fan art by L3Moon I believe

If is just so wholesome

[tropic oak]

DoG needs the chaos emeralds

[civic bramble]

God no

[long bloom]

[civic bramble]

Last question I have

How is exp prisim made?

[long bloom]

carving microscopic circuits into a sea prism

[dusk laurel]

catalyzed sea prisms

[civic bramble]

Sea prisims?

That’s good to know

Didn’t know they were this….

[long bloom]

sea prisms emit a weak electric charge infinitely

[civic bramble]

Idk what the word would be

[long bloom]

probably from otonilou

[civic bramble]

Ohhhhh that’s why

Infinite power

[civic bramble]

I forget is she dead yet?

[long bloom]

very

[tropic oak]

very very

[dusk laurel]

super ultra omega dead

[tropic oak]

BURN.

[long bloom]

yeah that's what she did

[civic bramble]

Wait the MASTER DOC IS out??

Yo that’s amazing

[dusk laurel]

[civic bramble]

The new one

[dusk laurel]

bro didnt know...

[civic bramble]

I was not in the server

At that time

[tropic oak]

its also on the reddit

[dusk laurel]

isnt there a new pin indicator

[civic bramble]

I don’t use Reddit

[dusk laurel]

like a blue icon

[long bloom]

ew

[dusk laurel]

to show theres a new pin

[civic bramble]

I was not in the server.

Like literally not in it

I just popped back into the server Monday

I was gone for 2-3 weeks

But anyways

YAYY

[civic bramble]

Also new account that’s why too

However.

How do you view drae?

[wanton pendant]

It's red.

[dusk laurel]

amazing

its red because it wants to kill you

[tropic oak]

google docs has a fucking upgrade feature? excuse me?

[dusk laurel]

?????

what the fuck does that MEAN 😭

how does it upgrade

[tropic oak]

oh its ai

no thanks

[dusk laurel]

FUCK.

[young socket]

upgrade to have proper copy paste pictures

oh lol

[dusk laurel]

i hate multibillion dollar companies

[long bloom]

[thick slate]

because it cant be placed ther

[dusk laurel]

i knew it was a lie google would never make google docs better

1.02 million character limit on docs that includes unresolved comments💔

[thick slate]

microsoft word goat

[civic bramble]

Well time to read the lore doc

Baiii chat

[thick slate]

i need to wait for my calamity hyperfixation to read the lore doc

i eat it in one sitting

[tropic oak]

did we really do 168 pages of this

surely thats wrong

[long bloom]

please seperate it into sections 💔

[dusk laurel]

tyrant WHERE is the new formatting

[tropic oak]

later

IM WORKING ON IT

[wanton pendant]

How many sources did Melon Gun add!?

[tropic oak]

melon gun and their sources. sigh.

[dusk laurel]

at least 22

[wanton pendant]

We were at like 90 earlier!

[long bloom]

[dusk laurel]

can we make the sources a separate doc

[long bloom]

sources doc

[civic bramble]

Wait is the doc still being added onto?

[dusk laurel]

banished, the angel will finally meet with its desire

[long bloom]

there's always revisions to be made

[wanton pendant]

We sent Melon Gun to source hell.

[dusk laurel]

the lore isnt finished 😭

[civic bramble]

I mean currently

[dusk laurel]

sources

[civic bramble]

Ofcourse it will be later

Ah I see

[tropic oak]

NO we cannot make the sources a SEPERATE DOC

are you NUTS

[dusk laurel]

@split mortar ADD MY SOURCES

[wanton pendant]

Then we get that doc pinned too.

[long bloom]

more pin reorganizing 🔥

[civic bramble]

Also isn’t there a server for the

[tropic oak]

melon added a fuckload of sources

[dusk laurel]

my goat

[long bloom]

the

[civic bramble]

This

Or am I hallucinating

[dusk laurel]

we have a groupchat bro

not a server

[long bloom]

yes

[civic bramble]

Oh

I didn’t know

Sorry

[long bloom]

too late, die

[civic bramble]

Ahhh

Gun or knife?

[long bloom]

auric nuke

[civic bramble]

Hmmm how big?

[long bloom]

a size

[civic bramble]

To my head or body?

[tropic oak]

lore server never

or well lore server 2 never

[civic bramble]

By group chat do you mean like a dm group chat?

[tropic oak]

lore server 1 died

[civic bramble]

It did?

Damn that’s sad

Wait there is a lore server??

[dusk laurel]

[tropic oak]

ds pls use context clues

[civic bramble]

Oh

That doesn’t count

Anyways

[tropic oak]

? what

[civic bramble]

It is more like a general server

But

Anyways

[dusk laurel]

bast statue

[civic bramble]

Back to lore

[tropic oak]

calamity fan fiction number 1

[civic bramble]

So does the doc

I mean the old doc still useful or not

The one from two years ago

[cloud ibex]

in ages long since passed

[civic bramble]

Haii Leon

[cloud ibex]

that's me

[wanton pendant]

The original document lists every in-game piece of information.

[cloud ibex]

[wanton pendant]

The second one does not list them all.

[civic bramble]

What’s your pfp?

[thick slate]

leon u remind me of nameless king

[wanton pendant]

It's clearly Cnidrion.

[thick slate]

and every dark souls guy i think

[cloud ibex]

librarian

[civic bramble]

Alright

[cloud ibex]

calls me leon
also calls me nameless

[thick slate]

leon isnt a name

[cloud ibex]

something doesn't add up here.

[thick slate]

its like a title

[tropic oak]

this dude is the king in yellow

[real silo]

it's le on

[thick slate]

king in mellow

[real silo]

Meaning the on

[dusk laurel]

searching for a world that doesnt exist

[civic bramble]

Next thing he is gonna start
Riding a dragon

[cloud ibex]

i don't have anything yellow on me

[thick slate]

king in yellowslop

[civic bramble]

Your name is yellow

[dusk laurel]

uh

[civic bramble]

Like the

[cloud ibex]

i'm sorry to tell you you might be color blind

[civic bramble]

Mine is white

[dusk laurel]

ykw im not even gonna comment

[civic bramble]

Oh I am

Fuck is it green?

[thick slate]

genuinely how i look at every ds message

[civic bramble]

I meant their username color

[cloud ibex]

it's like a tealish color

[civic bramble]

Though!??

[thick slate]

you ARE

what kind of colour blindness

[civic bramble]

Look at my username it is white T^T

[civic bramble]

That’s teal???

I thought teal was more blue

[thick slate]

you said ur colour blind

[civic bramble]

But I can see white

[tropic oak]

i need to be red

[thick slate]

yes thats cuz not a colour

[civic bramble]

Exactly

Wait wrong reply

[cloud ibex]

you're gonna have to be either a nohitter from the olden days or ozzatron for that

[thick slate]

so what kind of colour blindness do you have

[wanton pendant]

Red because he wants you to download VCMM.

[tropic oak]

true

[cloud ibex]

or danny he's also red

[tropic oak]

download vcmm

[civic bramble]

Deutrant

Red green

Somehow it extends to yellow too

[tropic oak]

we need to make a bot that links to the vcmm download page on the calamity website

[long bloom]

trur

[cloud ibex]

he's red because he deals Slash damage (DoT that ignores armor)

[wanton pendant]

No, download VCMM.

[thick slate]

because yellow is in red and green

do you know how colour cones work

[civic bramble]

It’s in red too?

[thick slate]

this is why i dont believe you

how gonna be colour blind with no understanding of colour blindness

[cloud ibex]

anyway this has nothing to do with lore

[civic bramble]

Dude, I don’t wanna research color blindness

And Leon is right

[thick slate]

next ur gonna have heterochromia

what other insanely rare condition will ds have next

[tropic oak]

how does the barbarian king from clash of clans fit into the calamity lore

[cloud ibex]

you will be destroyed by my hands

[tropic oak]

LOL

[civic bramble]

Can you stop and color blindness is common. Taylor stop.

And this is not calamity related

So please either move this to general

Or do not talk about this

Other than that

So how many people died in the crusade thousands?

[balmy glacier]

hundreds of millions

[long bloom]

possibly billions

[tropic oak]

hundreds of millions

[civic bramble]

Oh damn

[long bloom]

what was the last population consensus i forgot

@split mortar collect my dev statements

[dusk laurel]

300 ish million

[tropic oak]

i think it was 300 million

yeah

bro was fucking people up for no reason

[long bloom]

300 million was the world population or amount of people that died?

[tropic oak]

amount of people that died

[dusk laurel]

died directly from war iirc

[long bloom]

damn

[dusk laurel]

doesnt include those who died to side effects

[long bloom]

so world population is probably around 1 billion then

was

[tropic oak]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

idk why he was killing 300 million people there were only thousands of gods

where'd the 300 fucking million people come from

thats a LOT of followers

[dusk laurel]

he probably made alot of enemies who werent directly associated with the gods

[tropic oak]

i wonder

[long bloom]

well tbf gods were probably the political leaders of nearly every society

and like, you think a lot of people today are religious? image if gods actually did things

[tropic oak]

ya true

but i like the thought that he may have been beefing with people outside of the gods

[long bloom]

most likely

[cloud ibex]

yea that seems likely

[tropic oak]

everybody hates yellow pissbaby

[cloud ibex]

i'd imagine there were other kingdoms or empires or whatever that were allied with ones that had gods or did trade with them

in which case yharim trying to explode said gods would be a Problem

[split mortar]

Direct deaths (war and such)
If we include the indirect stuff aswell then its half the world

300mil is more then 20%
So
We know there cant have been more then 1.5 bil before yhar

Fuck ping

[young socket]

tupid

[dusk laurel]

dummy

awesome

[manic coral]

whomst summons me

oh hi melon

or should i say

SMELLon

:/

stinky

[dusk laurel]

✅

[split mortar]

WHAT THE FUCK

[crude musk]

Do you think Yharim and Yharon spoke in draconian like 2 friends who have a secret language

[split mortar]

Telepathy

[cloud ibex]

yharon might've taught yharim how to understand dragon language but i doubt yharim would be able to actually speak it

[split mortar]

Pluh

[crude musk]

Well humans spoke with dragons

[cloud ibex]

dragons and humans probably have very different vocal chords, after all

[split mortar]

Telepathy

[crude musk]

Then can yharon actually speak human

Or does he just roar like ingame

[split mortar]

No

[cloud ibex]

again, probably not cause different vocal chords

[split mortar]

L

[crude musk]

Okay

[north root]

why can't dragons speak human

i mean even i can speak human

does this mean I outscale all dragons?

[cloud ibex]

you're not gonna outscale these fists

👊

[leaden bridge]

We all outscale dragons since we're out of fiction

[pliant ruin]

not komodo dragons

those are real

whether you outscale those depends if you could win a fight with them or not

[cloud ibex]

i probably couldn't beat a komodo dragon i feel like they'd bite me and i'd die from fifteen different bacterial infections

[wanton pendant]

I totally could. Komodo Dragons can't use guns.

[north root]

i outscale all dragons because i am 213 fovoses in a trenchcoat

in real life

[wanton pendant]

So YOU'RE the one who sold me that fake Bee Movie DVD!

[pulsar ocean]

you think yharon thinks he’s singing roar of the jungle dragon in perfect English during the fight

[split mortar]

Telepathically hitting yharim with it

[civic bramble]

Maybe

Is the universal language still English in calamity or is it called smt else?

[split mortar]

We dunno

[thick slate]

the british wins again

[feral skiff]

i outscale yharon, yharim, xeroc, calamitas, noxus all at once because i’m a real person

[split mortar]

No you are not

[wanton pendant]

Please don't say that.

[thick slate]

☕️☕️☕️🫖🫖🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💷💷

scaryyy

[wanton pendant]

Banned.

[split mortar]

Ok brit

[wanton pendant]

Banned.

[thick slate]

are you like canadian

thats what aura you give

[wanton pendant]

I'm not Canadian. I've never been to Canada.

I am not French!

[thick slate]

so ur just american

boring

[wanton pendant]

I'M NOT AMERICAN!

[thick slate]

where r u from

[balmy glacier]

aussie

[wanton pendant]

A sane, normal country.

[thick slate]

no bro its 5am here

[wanton pendant]

Which doesn't include there.

[young socket]

so britain?

[thick slate]

ireland?

[wanton pendant]

Stop spreading such horrific mistruths.

[balmy glacier]

New Zealand?

[pulsar ocean]

Shouldn’t you be happy

[wanton pendant]

Not real.

[balmy glacier]

:(

[civic bramble]

Brazil?

[thick slate]

i jus wanna know

so i can profile you

[wanton pendant]

I'm the only person here who isn't Brazilian.

[thick slate]

irish

surely

[civic bramble]

German

?

[balmy glacier]

italian

[wanton pendant]

American, you must be an American.

[thick slate]

lol

[pulsar ocean]

Equatorial Guinea

[wanton pendant]

No.

[split mortar]

Iirc wwg shares timezone with me

[wanton pendant]

BINGO!

[thick slate]

shoutout to trinidad and tobago 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[civic bramble]

So British?

[thick slate]

its jus ireland

[wanton pendant]

Melon Gun bingo.

[thick slate]

he hates britain so much

like a true irishman

[civic bramble]

Anyways

[split mortar]

Why what how

[young socket]

u said iirc

[pliant ruin]

lore

[civic bramble]

Hi cheese

[wanton pendant]

They want to colonize me. Help.

[split mortar]

THATS FOR OBVIOUSLY CORRECT INFO

[thick slate]

wuhwuhguh

[pulsar ocean]

ur obviously Scottish

[wanton pendant]

I'm not Scottish.

[thick slate]

british adjacent

[wanton pendant]

Stop.

[thick slate]

espanol

[pulsar ocean]

You think yharim speaks Portuguese

[civic bramble]

Alright everyone let’s get back to lore

[pliant ruin]

can u guys take this somewhere else

[pulsar ocean]

Old cheese wouldn’t say that

[split mortar]

HOG

[civic bramble]

Or stop

[pliant ruin]

probably i think hes from ibipaua or something

[civic bramble]

Because wwg is uncomfortable

[wanton pendant]

You don't speak for me.

[civic bramble]

Ok

[pliant ruin]

yes i do

[civic bramble]

Sorry

[pliant ruin]

im water wraith gaming

i speak for the water wraiths

[thick slate]

aura

[civic bramble]

Hi wwg

[wanton pendant]

Hello.

[thick slate]

wuhwuhguh

[split mortar]

Whats the queer percentage in calamity

[wanton pendant]

At least three.

[civic bramble]

In server or in game?

[thick slate]

too much

[split mortar]

Game

[civic bramble]

Hmmm

[pliant ruin]

say the line cheese

thanks for the input question melon gun

[wanton pendant]

I can't read I'm an Undertale fan?

[thick slate]

are you from undertale

[pulsar ocean]

You think signus would taste good

[wanton pendant]

No.

[civic bramble]

Too shadowy

[wanton pendant]

No.

[split mortar]

How is this a that moment

[thick slate]

taste like ink

[pulsar ocean]

Bendy was a little devil thing

[cloud ibex]

probably not too different from real life

maybe higher

[pulsar ocean]

Does xeroc approve of gay people

[thick slate]

is amidias gay

[wanton pendant]

Is gay Amidias?

[thick slate]

yes

[wanton pendant]

Amidas gay is?

[pliant ruin]

someone should kill you wwg

[wanton pendant]

:(

[civic bramble]

Probably

[thick slate]

he they pronouns

[wanton pendant]

Trans and homophobic. A rare combo.

[thick slate]

but who asked xeroc pronouns

[pulsar ocean]

Is xeroc gay because he basically fused with another male

[thick slate]

"is grass green"

gay and homophobic

[wanton pendant]

Depends, really.

[thick slate]

xeroc is so gay

you seen that fit

[pulsar ocean]

is xeroc a envoy of the devourer because he had the purple smoke

[thick slate]

#noticing

[civic bramble]

Intresting Xeroc knowledge is smt not even Draedron knows

Also why were we disqualified?

[wanton pendant]

Devourer of Gods beats Xeroc because he can devour gods. There is no flaw in this logic.

[thick slate]

powerscaler logic

[mighty zenith]

DoG can eats gods therefore multiversal or smth

[thick slate]

rock paper scissors would fry the powerscalers mind

[pastel bay]

Do we actually have confirmation on the whole eating gods thing or does he just claim to do that

Devourer of Frauds more like

[young socket]

dog can eat gods and xeroc is a god and xeroc is above yharim there fore dog nodiffs yharim

[young socket]

he does

[pulsar ocean]

why doesnt dog just tp his opps to outer space so they suffocate to death

[split mortar]

Its stated at least once that the title stayed due to its truthfulness
And we know dog has eaten god essence

[split mortar]

Dog kinda did that with statis and braelor

[pulsar ocean]

not really

[young socket]

im pretty sure his portals only go to the distortion

kinda like the nether from minecraft

where theyre connected but also ud have to use a portal twice to get to the place u want to go

[pulsar ocean]

why doesnt dog make a portal right down the middle of his potential opp so he gets halved

[stoic gulch]

ok but what if you put two portals 1 nanometer apart does it even count as only one portal

[civic bramble]

I have a question about the doc

[pulsar ocean]

the lore one

question mark

[civic bramble]

Are there supposed to be two pictures for angus

[long bloom]

yeah

one is without the mask

[civic bramble]

Oh wait I didn’t see that

Oh my bad

[pulsar ocean]

why didnt agnus just drink an omega healing potion every time he gave a piece of himself to save someone

is he stupid

[wanton pendant]

He does. That's his power.

[civic bramble]

Dude angus was not that bad of a person

He did care for his cult

[pulsar ocean]

then why is he called god of sacrifices if he can regen the sacrificed thing

[wanton pendant]

Jesus sacrificed himself and he got better. It's not illegal.

[thick slate]

man who tf is angus

[wanton pendant]

A breed of cow from Scotland.

[thick slate]

burber

[pulsar ocean]

you think anyone ever saw yharim's shiny armor and asked permission for them to touch it and then they get exploded and yharim is laughing his ass off

[fallen kindle]

🐄

[wanton pendant]

How do you think Calamitas got her scar?

[fallen kindle]

sharp object

[pulsar ocean]

sharp object

[thick slate]

blunt object

[hoary cape]

Yharim

[thick slate]

WHO IS THIS

[fallen kindle]

maybe

[thick slate]

bald man jumpscare

[hoary cape]

Oh it's a hockey player that someone removed the hair from

[fallen kindle]

why

[hoary cape]

Funny

[fallen kindle]

not really

[hoary cape]

You don't know the hockey community then

This is funny to them

[thick slate]

funniest joke in the hockey community

[wanton pendant]

I'm not familiar with Canadian Comedy.

[hoary cape]

Hockey is in the states also tbh

And Europe

And all over the place

[wanton pendant]

They're supposed to stay in the rink. They must suck at it.

[fallen kindle]

what about good hockey players

[eager bluff]

a good hockey player is what is colloquially known as a boxer i think

[crude musk]

I assume he can turn it off

Although he probably hasn't felt the touch of a human since the crusades began

[wanton pendant]

He probably can't.

[crude musk]

We can with yharon soul fragments

Why wouldn't he be able to

[split mortar]

Because his soul isnt in the metal

[crude musk]

Or yharon could idk

[wanton pendant]

Yharim doesn't just have fragments of his best friend's soul lying around.

[split mortar]

Yharons soul is not in the metal either

[crude musk]

So where is Yharon's soul

On Yharim's skin?

[split mortar]

In yharon

[eager bluff]

in yharon

[wanton pendant]

In Yharon.

[thick slate]

out yharon

[crude musk]

But how does he get the metal to not fry him

[split mortar]

Auric pass

[wanton pendant]

Power of friendship.

[thick slate]

they are friends

[crude musk]

The attunement has to give him some sort of physical protection

Can't be just vibes

[wanton pendant]

It makes the Auric not Auric Kill you.

And makes him old I guess.

[split mortar]

Attunement makes the auric not explode him
Not out survive the rejection
It just doesnt explode him in the first place

[crude musk]

Yea

So his skin is neutralized

[split mortar]

I think its the soul not skin

[crude musk]

Or the interior part of the armor is neutralized

[split mortar]

Since souls attune

[wanton pendant]

The attunement wasn't done to the armour.

It was done to Yharim.

[split mortar]

Yeah

Yharims soul

[wanton pendant]

He can pick up ANY piece of Auric Metal.

And be fine.

[crude musk]

So the auric bars ping your soul?

[eager bluff]

pretty much

[wanton pendant]

We don't know.

Just that attunement makes YOU immune.

[split mortar]

They detect you and explode you
Seemingly the detection is via soul stuff

[eager bluff]

they check your soul to see if you're acceptable in the eyes of dragons or something and if you arent Auric the Killer will Auric the Kill you

[crude musk]

Yeah but can they blow up soulless creatures or things

Cause they can blow up draedon

[split mortar]

Golf balls get exploded

[crude musk]

Golfer soul

[eager bluff]

now this gets into fucky territory because we dont know if draedon has a soul or not iirc

[split mortar]

We dont know the rules of auric

[crude musk]

Fair

[split mortar]

It just knows™

[young socket]

the fucking auric just knows

okay

stop questioning it

auric also fucking hates golf balls

[split mortar]

Auric elemental when

[crude musk]

Also it rejects unattuned gods right?

[split mortar]

Who doesnt

[wanton pendant]

Most likely.

[crude musk]

Yharon

[wanton pendant]

The Scottish.

[split mortar]

Most likely

[split mortar]

You?

[wanton pendant]

I'M NOT SCOTTISH!

[young socket]

the rich

they play it like everyday

[split mortar]

Those wont exist eventually

[fallen kindle]

sounds like something a scottish person would say!

[wanton pendant]

No Scottish person would ever deny being Scottish. You should know that.

[fallen kindle]

fair

[thick slate]

ur so irish

[pulsar ocean]

Ok britishwraithgaming

[wanton pendant]

Terminate your account.

[pulsar ocean]

What games do water wraiths game

[wanton pendant]

So many.

[pulsar ocean]

name 10 books

[wanton pendant]

The English Dictionary, the Spanish Dictionary, the Irish Dictionary, the French Dictionary, the German Dictionary, the Portugese Dictionary, the Bible, the Swedish Dictionary, the Catalan Dictionary and Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.

[pulsar ocean]

I believe you

[crude light]

my! How lorious!

[split mortar]

HORSE

[crude light]

GUN

[long bloom]

kill all horses

[crude light]

:(

[thick slate]

claims to hate the french

names the french book

[young socket]

quite suspicious you named the english dictionary first

[wanton pendant]

Percy Jackson isn't French!

[wanton pendant]

THAT'S BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH!

[thick slate]

well well well

[long bloom]

no you speak british

[wanton pendant]

NO I DO NOT!

[long bloom]

yuh huh

[crude musk]

The british accent can be felt through your messages

[wanton pendant]

I DO NOT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT!

[crude musk]

An irreplaceable british voice narrates your messages in my head and the voices never lie

[wanton pendant]

At least tell me it sounds like the narrator from Stanley Parable.

[thick slate]

yes exactly

[wanton pendant]

...I'll take it.

[feral skiff]

sounds like wheatley from portal

especially the part where he goes “I AM NOT A MORON!”

[long bloom]

tbh yeah

[wanton pendant]

WHAT THE HELL!?

I SOUND NOTHING LIKE THAT SPHERICAL IMBECILE!

[cloud ibex]

lore discussion

[crude musk]

Wwg lore

[cloud ibex]

no

[crude musk]

An extension of calamity lore really

[cloud ibex]

no

[crude musk]

🙁

[long bloom]

boss taste discussion

[frosty charm]

Lore is whatever my headcanons say is correct

[frosty charm]

King/Queen Slime taste good confirmed

[long bloom]

this is true

[frosty charm]

I doubt slime god does though

They're rancid and crimson flavored

[pliant ruin]

queen slime tastes like candy probably

but also that's kind of fucked up

like you're eating a person basically

though i suppose if you just ate the goop itself and not the core you wouldnt be

[frosty charm]

I thought the thing of queen slime was that she wasn't slime god 2 anymore

[pliant ruin]

Currently she still is

Unfortunately

[long bloom]

just an idea

[pliant ruin]

If the swap happens though yeah she wouldnt be slime god anymore

she'd just be a big slime

[stoic gulch]

@crude light WHY ARE YOU HERE

HELLO

!!

[pliant ruin]

Which by all means is edible

[frosty charm]

Goozma needs to be slime god 2 #trust

[pliant ruin]

Please don't start another random offtopic convo here guys we just managed to get back on track 🩷

[long bloom]

slime god 3 🔥 🔥 🔥

[pulsar ocean]

Are you a relative of incattus

[frosty charm]

Truth Nuke

[stoic gulch]

Idk I just greeted him sorry

[frosty charm]

Don't compare me to them

[long bloom]

or thanatoshi

[pliant ruin]

i don't trust ssclsians when it comes to not derailing a conversation

😭

[frosty charm]

What

What is a ssclian

[pliant ruin]

don't worry abt it

it's a server

[pulsar ocean]

Decipher the 4th word

[long bloom]

seacillian

[pliant ruin]

skelli is from that server so i did that comment as a response to what she said

[frosty charm]

Ah

Yharon would either taste good or fling you away if you tried to take a bite

(rejection)

Or maybe not the meat is probably incredibly stiff

Scal is just a person so not going there
Exo Mechs are robots
DoG might taste good if you deep fry the "ribbons" like fries but even then it'd still probably taste rancid
Provi is a bunch of superheated rock

[long bloom]

yharon isn't made of auric metal??

[frosty charm]

Ik

[crude light]

grass

[frosty charm]

Idk if the "soul" would reject you

[crude light]

hi

[frosty charm]

(or if he'd just kick you away)

[long bloom]

i don't think that's how it works

[frosty charm]

Shrug

[long bloom]

how did literally anyone ascend then

[pliant ruin]

If that were to be hot it works all of his physical attacks would auric reject you wouldnt it lol

[frosty charm]

Fair enough

[pulsar ocean]

What if we replaced auric with a new ore that’s like kinda organic like wood

[pliant ruin]

And every single dragon would have that

[frosty charm]

That'd also be incredibly unfun

[long bloom]

die

[pliant ruin]

the mf dragon of gluttony

with auric rejection

😭

gloomborf power

[frosty charm]

Getting him down to one hp but his head feather grazes me so I get sent into the instakill infernado at mach fuck and scatter into the wind

[split mortar]

Auric calcium in bones shrimple

[long bloom]

oh right i forgot

auric bones

[split mortar]

Wait thats real

[long bloom]

no

it's a meme

[frosty charm]

Moon Lord might taste good

But he's been rotting for like

[dusk laurel]

auric bones are real trust

[frosty charm]

Centuries

So probably not

[crude musk]

Mana bomes

[long bloom]

850 years