lore-discussion

[fleet wedge]

"We're about to turn this negative to society into a positive"

[scenic olive]

nec romantic

[wanton pendant]

What.

[inner pasture]

Silva is an elemental, right? Of nature... But not a goddess.

[wanton pendant]

No, she IS an Elemental AND a goddess.

Nature Elemental, Goddess of Life.

[split mortar]

She is all of the above

God
Elemental
First dryad

[inner pasture]

She absorbed the soul of the life dragon?

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[inner pasture]

Can elementals do that? :0

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[split mortar]

Anything with a soul can ascend

And if you are alive you have a soul

[inner pasture]

Were elementals once human?

[split mortar]

No

[wanton pendant]

No.

Being a human is not a requirement for being a god.

[split mortar]

Its just often the case cause to ascend you gotta be sapient enough to ascension ritual

[wanton pendant]

Humans are smart so they are able to do it.

Other smart things can do it.

[inner pasture]

That's crazy, but still how come Silva being an ascended elemental isn't the most powerful Goddess?

[wanton pendant]

But only non-human to become a god that's known is Silva.

[wanton pendant]

Xeroc has the power of the sun.

In the palm of his hand.

[split mortar]

She is like the third strongest god we know of only beaten by shakidou and xeroc

[hushed jasper]

Good to know

[wanton pendant]

But yes, she's presumably crazy strong.

[split mortar]

And yeah xeroc has the unmatched power of the sun

[inner pasture]

Wow

[hushed jasper]

Who’s Shakidou?

[wanton pendant]

Can't die, also an extremely powerful being without godhood, has inherent nature power.

[wanton pendant]

God of Emptiness.

He's dead.

[hushed jasper]

Skill issue tbh

[split mortar]

God of emptiness
Ate dragon of night
Character was made after bountiful harvest so there has been no time for em to be implemented in the game

[wanton pendant]

Yharim and Yharon got him.

[split mortar]

And yeah yharim happened

[wanton pendant]

Like.... most gods.

[hushed jasper]

W

[hushed jasper]

Do we know why Yharim didn’t kill Providence?

[wanton pendant]

She runs away.

[hushed jasper]

Oh lol

[inner pasture]

XD

[wanton pendant]

She uses guerrilla tactics.

Hit and run.

[hushed jasper]

Lmfao

[wanton pendant]

So she always survives.

[hushed jasper]

Then we come along and just casually kill her

[wanton pendant]

You only kill her because she understimates you and she's also furious at you.

So she fights to the death.

[split mortar]

Providence mastered the art of telefragging entire armies with fireballs and leaving before yharim happened to her

[split mortar]

Does she underestimate us?

[hushed jasper]

Smart tbh. Quit while ahead

[wanton pendant]

I mean, Amidias thinks so.

Check his dialouge.

"Providence was a great threat to Yharim and his army. She would appear out of seemingly thin air, wreck havoc, and vanish before much damage could be done to her. Perhaps she would be overconfident in facing but a single warrior."

[split mortar]

Amidias isnt providence or close to her so i think thats a dubious at best statement

[hushed jasper]

Yeah she ain’t so smart

[wanton pendant]

We can't exactly ask Providence.

[hushed jasper]

What exactly happened to Yharim army

[split mortar]

Well yeah we killed her girlsquad polycule

[wanton pendant]

Some of it's still around.

Rest disbanded, probably became bandits and mercenaries or the like.

[split mortar]

Slowly disbanded and mostly faded out of prominence one yharim left
Some still around tho

[inner pasture]

What's Braelor and Statis's story? Did they stage some sort of Grisha Jaeger-style rebellion?

[wanton pendant]

They were gay.

Became Silva's besties.

Tried to kill Yharim.

[split mortar]

Yharim loses to gay couples

[wanton pendant]

Sent to the shadow realm.

One got out.

[split mortar]

Shadow realm is homophobic

[inner pasture]

Isn't that the dimension of distortion?

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[split mortar]

Yeah

[inner pasture]

Storm Weaver and Signus come from there I suppose, as does DoG. While Ceaceless Void is an artifact

[wanton pendant]

Ceaseless Void is the entrance.

[split mortar]

Noxus is also from distortion

[wanton pendant]

And his hive mind (NOT THE BOSS).

[inner pasture]

I thought Noxus was no longer canon.

[wanton pendant]

Well, you thought wrong.

Noxus coming 2077.

[inner pasture]

What is known about him?

[wanton pendant]

Noxus exists.

And probably is DoG's real boss.

[split mortar]

Boss of dog
Made ceaseless void
Source of the hivemind

[wanton pendant]

And is somewhat similar in function to Signus, but not the same. Closer to Signus than DoG, but different to both.

Probably homophobic, I guess.

[split mortar]

Yeah

[inner pasture]

What is that hive mind?

[wanton pendant]

Distortion has a hive mind.

That Noxus controls.

A lot of the 'life' from Distortion is just part of said hive mind.

[split mortar]

Almost all creatures in the distortion move with a higher purpose and lack the ability ti be sapient yet are sapient

iirc

[wanton pendant]

They don't like, have brains or something, but act like they can think.

[split mortar]

Right so the average internet user

[wanton pendant]

'Despite most of the local life forms displaying behavior similar to highly intelligent creatures on our own planet, electroscopy and dissection of the few collected specimens revealed that none of them possess neural structures of a caliber needed for independent sapience. This evidence, along with observations of similar behavioral patterns between different species, leads me to theorize that the bulk of the creatures of the Distortion merely express intelligence because they serve as limbs of a central hive mind.'

They don't have the brain power to think, but think anyway since something else is doing the thinking. Said thing is near certainly Noxus.

[inner pasture]

So that means DoG is a spy.

[split mortar]

Yes

[wanton pendant]

Yes, but not for being in the hive mind.

[split mortar]

DoGs true allegience is with noxus not yharim

[wanton pendant]

I think he's actually not part of it, but he's one of Noxus' lackeys.

[split mortar]

Not outright said but like
Every single fucking thing points to it

It would be whack ass writing to make it not the case imo

[wanton pendant]

Storm Weaver and Signus are also not part of the hive mind.

[split mortar]

Storm weaver makes dog afraid for some reason btw

[wanton pendant]

Because Storm Weaver is the best character.

And maybe he's jealous that the other worm gets to be free and he gets to be a glorified dump.

[inner pasture]

What about Astrum Deus?

[wanton pendant]

Unrelated.

Space worm.

[inner pasture]

Absorbed the soul of the star dragon? (Jk)

[wanton pendant]

No.

Astrum Deus isn't a god.

[split mortar]

Dumbass child ate rotten food and got mind controlled

[inner pasture]

And Astrum Aureus is the same, but in its Draedon experiment version, and the astral corruption was put in that by its own hand.

[wanton pendant]

Uh?

[inner pasture]

No?

[wanton pendant]

Aureus is one of Draedon's robots that got infected.

It was not intentional.

It was made for surveying.

[inner pasture]

Oh, a rebel machine?

[wanton pendant]

No, it's an infected machine.

AI can't resist the infection.

But sapient life that's organic can.

[inner pasture]

A few days ago I read here that Silva fought against Anahita, or something like that.

[wanton pendant]

They didn't.

But Silva's influence forced Anahita to migrate.

[inner pasture]

So Anahita used to live in that dirty ocean? Of course, before that ocean was polluted, I suppose.

[wanton pendant]

No, the Abyss.

Under that ocean.

And probably yes before it got polluted.

[inner pasture]

Did Draedon contaminate it with nuclear waste?

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[inner pasture]

Draedon is a chico malo

[wanton pendant]

What?

Is that Spanish for bad boy?

[inner pasture]

Just kidding

Yep

[split mortar]

Yes
The acid is from azafure polution

[inner pasture]

Oh, so it has 2 types of pollution

[wanton pendant]

For double the fun.

Three, if you count Silva's essence, but that kinda makes things healthier.

[inner pasture]

Greening to make it look healthy

[fleet wedge]

The nefarious Yharmy event

[wanton pendant]

The unfathomable Godseeker Knight miniboss:

[split mortar]

Did you not read the last part of my message

[wanton pendant]

At least it's messages from today.

[fleet wedge]

And Storm Weaver got out of it

[wanton pendant]

We know. Peak.

[split mortar]

We know, that was said

[pulsar ocean]

what if noxus is actually a good guy

and xeroc is the bad guy

wouldnt that be cool

[hoary cape]

Nah xeroc isn't the bad guy obviously

Xeroc is just xeroc

[inner pasture]

I believe there once existed, or exists in the game, a sword with "Omnir" written in its name or description. Is anything known about it?

[zenith geode]

omniblade

[inner pasture]

Oh, thanks. I already realized it's dedicated content lol

[split mortar]

[distant smelt]

Someone make a days without dedicated content discussion image

[wanton pendant]

Is Murasama canon? Is Jetstream Sam canon? Is Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance canon to Calamity?

Is Nameless Deity canon?

[split mortar]

wwg im turning you into shrimp

[wanton pendant]

Shrimply put, I'm naut happy as a clam.

[pulsar ocean]

yeah

i made it

[distant smelt]

Mgrr is canon in my heart

[north root]

can we get rid of all red things in calamity i think they hurt the immersion

[zenith geode]

i agree

inf exos will be so much easier now

[north root]

what if scal was pink and named after a cloud i think that would fix better with the lore

[wanton pendant]

Supreme Witch, Cumulonimbus.

[slender wyvern]

Who yall think wins

gru

or draedon

[split mortar]

gru from despicable me?

[slender wyvern]

yes

[wanton pendant]

Draedon.

[slender wyvern]

why

gru lowkey tuff

[wanton pendant]

Unless Gru is familymaxxing.

[slender wyvern]

tf u mean

is that like incest

[wanton pendant]

In which case Gru wins because he will protect the gorls.

[slender wyvern]

feeling lust for your family

[wanton pendant]

Not what I meant!

[slender wyvern]

the fuck is that

familylusted

[wanton pendant]

There, better?

[slender wyvern]

familymaxxing

gru mogs calamity

give gru angel wings or bundle of balloons and he kills yharim

[modest dawn]

doggurts

[slender wyvern]

bro what

[thick slate]

bro what

[slender wyvern]

he said familylusted

dont clip me out of context

[wanton pendant]

I made a poor choice in phrase.

[thick slate]

bro what

[modest dawn]

boiii send ts to someone who loves biskits

hold up frick that im breaking character

[thick slate]

im just a babeh

[modest dawn]

what you mean family lust?

[split mortar]

pretty sure the exo mechs just mog everyone there

[slender wyvern]

barbershop

[modest dawn]

ayooo thats sus

[slender wyvern]

gru mogs

gru is nosemaxxing

[modest dawn]

chinmaxing

[thick slate]

pinochio maxxxing

[wanton pendant]

Gru loses normally but if Draedon threatens his family he wins.

[slender wyvern]

bro can oneshot yharim by turning his head and hitting him with his nose

[modest dawn]

i think gru can use the cheese ray

its pretty good ngl

yharon

[wanton pendant]

You mean freeze ray?

[slender wyvern]

gru can make a weapon "anti-armorinator" that just makes everyones clothes disappear if they get in range so yharim doesnt have the op auric armor

[modest dawn]

nonono cheese ray

[slender wyvern]

bro what

you didnt watch despicable me

[thick slate]

cheesep

[slender wyvern]

he has cheese ray

[modest dawn]

has no one watched the despicable me movies??

[north root]

he has a whole cheese ray dude

[thick slate]

i love cheerse ray

[north root]

he even says "cheese ray"

[wanton pendant]

Which movie was that in?

[modest dawn]

YES

[thick slate]

please rat

[magic epoch]

no draedon wins

[modest dawn]

the one where he was a kid

[slender wyvern]

ts soloes calamity

[north root]

draedon has a family too you know

[slender wyvern]

draedon is a robot

didnt yall hate ai

[wanton pendant]

You're forgetting the power of family.

[modest dawn]

i think dreadon loses because gru has good weapons

[slender wyvern]

he is drying up rivers

[split mortar]

yharim doesnt need armour to obliterate people

[north root]

he only cares about ares though he doesn't care if the other ones are dead

[slender wyvern]

bro what family

[magic epoch]

the problem with considering things fighting draedon is that. it is SUPER HARD to actually beat draedon

[modest dawn]

i hope you meant yharon

[magic epoch]

as in kill him

[zenith geode]

he can put the water back

[slender wyvern]

gru in his prime was cooking

[slender wyvern]

chatgpt can put it back too

[north root]

illumination has more money than draedon

[wanton pendant]

But family, you see.

[slender wyvern]

you just ask him how to do it

[magic epoch]

ithink if gru had those super fucked up powerful minions he could do it

[zenith geode]

you'd have to destroy like several thousand servers all across terraria in order to actually kill draedon

[wanton pendant]

Did you not watch Despicable Me?

[split mortar]

i did not
get your mind out the gutter

[modest dawn]

i dont think jesus is lesbian lebrobro

[slender wyvern]

im talking about gru soloing

no family in question

[thick slate]

im draedon

hi

[magic epoch]

?

[wanton pendant]

Oh, without family he loses.

[magic epoch]

they're woke lesbian jesus

[slender wyvern]

dude

[modest dawn]

i dont want you shoving your propoganda up my brain dude

[thick slate]

he was i was judas

[north root]

illumination has enough money to destroy all terraria servers

[zenith geode]

propaganda?

[magic epoch]

bro look around you

[modest dawn]

would it be great if i said jesus is nazi?

[wanton pendant]

Why did you kill Jesus, Judas?

[split mortar]

the fuck are you on about

[thick slate]

doomed yuri

[slender wyvern]

wtf are yall* on about

[north root]

bro joined the woke lesbian server and didn't expect woke lesbian jesus

[split mortar]

damn

[slender wyvern]

Jesus was a straight man

[thick slate]

he was lesbian woman

[modest dawn]

isnt woke a type of food

[magic epoch]

are you comparing "The Woke Agenda!!" to that shit

[thick slate]

yup

[slender wyvern]

the fuck

huh

[modest dawn]

food agenda?

[thick slate]

i was the cross

[wanton pendant]

Wait a second, this lesbian bar has no fire exit!? Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

[thick slate]

i know

[slender wyvern]

thats highkey disrespectful though

no

[thick slate]

ur highkey annoying

[fallen kindle]

hello taylor the cross

[icy veldt]

You know what else didn't have a fire exit? Ilmeris

[modest dawn]

im not putting my name as nazi jesus and shoving everyone propaganda up their heads

thats not so nice

[thick slate]

ur cringee

[slender wyvern]

the second someone expresses their opinion they get shot in the neck but when people mock christianity they laugh

[wanton pendant]

It's a woke lesbian names Jesus, not Jesus of Nazareth, idiot. People are named Jesus all the time.

[magic epoch]

again are you comparing gay people to nazis

[thick slate]

lol

[split mortar]

comparing lesbian and that is certainly a choice

[modest dawn]

are you happy now?

[north root]

there's a ton of people named jesus

[modest dawn]

Im nazi jesus

[slender wyvern]

arent they like

men

[magic epoch]

lol

[north root]

mods can we stop this madness

[wanton pendant]

How do you get the mods?

[magic epoch]

staff mail

[zenith geode]

dm staff mail iirc

[icy veldt]

He didn't change his nickname,

Just his global display name?

[modest dawn]

Woke Nazi Jesus

[magic epoch]

because you can't change your nick in this servwr

not manually

[modest dawn]

here

happy woke?

[thick slate]

@cloud ibex i love you goupert

[modest dawn]

gouper

[slender wyvern]

t

[icy veldt]

This is so far off-topic that even I'm getting exasperated by it

[limpid saddle]

damn just walked in to nazi jesus 🥀

[magic epoch]

FUNKERDINCKLE CLAN

[limpid saddle]

hi mike

[north root]

this is NOT in the calamity lore

[limpid saddle]

I should draw more calclone fanart

[slender wyvern]

bros getting exhausted by typing on discord

[slender wyvern]

hi triple g

[wanton pendant]

Do so, and spare yourself the madness.

[icy veldt]

Not in a literal sense, 3head

[zenith geode]

tbf mental exhaustion is a thing

[magic epoch]

Can we go back to Gru fighting Draedon

[zenith geode]

draedon solos

[icy veldt]

Exasperation

[magic epoch]

i agree but

[zenith geode]

gru is flesh and draedon is metal

[modest dawn]

wow look at me im incelcore nazi skate 4 jesus

[slender wyvern]

getting mentally exhausted by discord is lowkey the most no-life thing a human can experience

[slender wyvern]

metal can melt

[magic epoch]

what?

[fallen kindle]

draedon

[slender wyvern]

cool

[icy veldt]

Exasperated, not exhausted. Better wording

[modest dawn]

Have you thought that draedon might be nazi?

[slender wyvern]

nerd

[thick slate]

i think u might be

[slender wyvern]

that wouldnt make him any worse tho

[modest dawn]

why would you assume that

[slender wyvern]

draedon lowkey horrible

[modest dawn]

is this because im black?

[thick slate]

cause u smell

[slender wyvern]

bro is sniffing his monitor

[thick slate]

bro is sniffing his monitor

[slender wyvern]

taylor: bro is sniffing his monitor

[thick slate]

meow

[magic epoch]

her*

[slender wyvern]

bro is a gender neutral term

[wanton pendant]

Why isn't Heart Attack working?

[thick slate]

his isnt

[magic epoch]

you said his

[fallen kindle]

Mike: taylor: bro is sniffing his monitor

[magic epoch]

dummt

[limpid saddle]

nah probably not fascism is too fundamentally built on paranoia & idiocy for someone like draedon to follow

[magic epoch]

you're a dummt )with a t)

[slender wyvern]

BrcpoN: Mike: taylor: bro is sniffing his monitor

[scarlet axle]

lore discussion

[magic epoch]

MODERATOR THANK YOU

[wanton pendant]

Draedon would probably follow some oligarchic technocracy idealogy if anything.

[slender wyvern]

no

i refuse

[thick slate]

helo

[icy veldt]

I don't think Draedon would care much for/against any political ideology

[magic epoch]

can you kill the woke nazi Jesus user btw

[thick slate]

guys im an ant

im antmaxxing

[wanton pendant]

Mods, KILL HIM!

[cloud ibex]

you will be turned to dust

[scarlet axle]

that happened a while ago

[magic epoch]

thank you moderators

[slender wyvern]

memes not allowed in general chat guys🤓

[limpid saddle]

As avitus said i dont think he has any alleigances to a particular ideology

[slender wyvern]

guys ban mike for not talking about lore in lore discussion🤓

[wanton pendant]

That's why I said if anything.

[north root]

draedon is a technocrat

[slender wyvern]

draedon is a redditor

[wanton pendant]

Thanks moderator for the cryptic phrasing.

[magic epoch]

draedon is so fucking woke he's agender

[slender wyvern]

which increases the chance of him being a nazi by 75%

[north root]

same difference

[split mortar]

Nah draedon too busy to be that

[thick slate]

you like a goupert

[magic epoch]

draedon has no morals i don't think he's anythinf

[slender wyvern]

busy with what

[split mortar]

Science and factorio

[magic epoch]

using the codebreaker to ask draedon my math questions

[slender wyvern]

no i dont like goupert

kill me for it

[magic epoch]

draedon what's 19+7

[icy veldt]

26

Difficult, though

[north root]

if the nature elemental had a youtube channel what kind of video game music would she upload

[split mortar]

Goupert funkerdinckle is a cool guy

[slender wyvern]

ass

[wanton pendant]

Metal, ironically.

[slender wyvern]

the music would be ass

[north root]

0/3 the answer was high quality

[slender wyvern]

bros not draedon

[icy veldt]

How do you know that?

I could be Draedon in disguise

[slender wyvern]

draedon doesnt get exhausted by being on discord

[wanton pendant]

Draedon isn't into Warhammer roleplay.

[slender wyvern]

i think

[icy veldt]

*Exasperated

[slender wyvern]

draedon isnt a WIMP😎

[slender wyvern]

ok

[queen moon]

Is this cannon?

[thick slate]

hes Not Like Us

[cloud ibex]

why would i kill you for not liking me

[wanton pendant]

No, that's a dog.

[slender wyvern]

i dont know

[magic epoch]

draedon what's x if 5(x^2) - 2x = 54 (rounded down)

[wanton pendant]

Friendship wins again.

[slender wyvern]

i once said in a server mods crush my skull and they banned me permanently

[slender wyvern]

idk like 6 or 7

[wanton pendant]

Use your formulas.

[magic epoch]

nop ur wrong

[wanton pendant]

Don't you have a log table?

[north root]

mods don't crush anyone's skull (reverse psychology)

[slender wyvern]

swear on it

[cloud ibex]

also can you people go back to actual lore discussion please

thank you

[wanton pendant]

Oh, yeah, that.

Uh...

Anyone wanna talk about the Abyss?

[slender wyvern]

i said

who wins

[magic epoch]

i know what it is and it's not 6 or 7...

[slender wyvern]

gru or draedon

[wanton pendant]

Draedon, next question.

[queen moon]

Draedon

[pulsar ocean]

what if draedon was human and was brazillian and he'd have a cyborg hand and he'd have a red sword with a hilt thats like a gun but for swords

[slender wyvern]

gru can win

he is tuff

[wanton pendant]

Without family, Gru is nothing.

[north root]

let me rephrase my question if siIva had a youtube channel what kind of video game music rips would she upload

[magic epoch]

for gru to win he would have to kill draedon before he dies due to age

[slender wyvern]

draedon isnt jetstream sam brotosynthesis

[wanton pendant]

Stardew Valley OST.

[magic epoch]

high quality ones

[queen moon]

That makes sense

[slender wyvern]

gru can make an anti-draedoninator

[wanton pendant]

Wrong inventor.

[magic epoch]

that's doof

[slender wyvern]

who tf is silva

[magic epoch]

not gru

[slender wyvern]

yall doubting him

[wanton pendant]

You're thinking of Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Who could do so.

[slender wyvern]

gru can do it too

[north root]

only normal person on this server

[wanton pendant]

But it wouldn't work due to hijinks.

[queen moon]

And Draedon could evaporate him from existence

[magic epoch]

LMAO

LOL!!!!

[slender wyvern]

ok

[split mortar]

This is silva

[slender wyvern]

why is she bald

[wanton pendant]

Wait, her plant has a face.

[north root]

her plant has a face yes

[split mortar]

Its a art thing so they can see details otherwise obscured iirc

[limpid saddle]

goddess of life, yharim beat her into half-death & threw her in the ocean

[magic epoch]

inoticed that immediately and i love d it

[cloud ibex]

cause they wanted to have a reference image without her hair obscuring the details on her skin

[queen moon]

Hell nah✌️

[slender wyvern]

yeah but

who is that

[wanton pendant]

Well, is it 'half-death' when you can't really die?

[limpid saddle]

yeah

[slender wyvern]

you just show me a random green girl and expect me to know who that is

[split mortar]

Goddess of life elemental of nature and first dryad

[wanton pendant]

Nature Elemental, Goddess of Life.

[thick slate]

its some kind of

half life

[limpid saddle]

I explained mike

[magic epoch]

i can dream for this to be me

[north root]

yeah you can get 99% dead even if you're immorta;

[slender wyvern]

goddess of life and can be beat into half death

[slender wyvern]

thats a very lame goddess if you ask me

[wanton pendant]

She's one of the strongest.

[slender wyvern]

i didnt expect his face to be here

[quiet coral]

🙏 (same)

[thick slate]

she got slimed

[split mortar]

The dragon of life fully died so she is doing better then her competition

[limpid saddle]

Yeah she cant die but she got her teeth kicked in

[slender wyvern]

not strong enough clearly😂

[wanton pendant]

She'll get better.

[limpid saddle]

Life isnt exactly a domain that claims 'strength'

[split mortar]

Yharim is beyond all gods and she is a god so like

[slender wyvern]

dragons arent human so that dont count

[queen moon]

The specific, constant time it takes for half of the unstable nuclei in a radioactive sample to decay into a different element?

[wanton pendant]

Welll..... not all gods.

[limpid saddle]

she isnt human either

[split mortar]

Neither is silva

[slender wyvern]

then they arent gods

[limpid saddle]

shes an elemental

[split mortar]

All but one

[thick slate]

yes

carbon14

[slender wyvern]

why does she look human then

[split mortar]

???

[slender wyvern]

gods are like

tuff

[split mortar]

Elemental of nature

[limpid saddle]

because shes of nature

[slender wyvern]

they cant be beat by a guy with auric armor

[north root]

xeroc would get stomped if he wasn't hiding in the sun like a coward

[cloud ibex]

she felt like it probably

[limpid saddle]

nature includes animals

[split mortar]

They are
And
Yharim is tougher

[slender wyvern]

yharim is just a normal guy

[wanton pendant]

Yharim works out.

You should try it sometime.

[split mortar]

Auric being the second strongest material we know in the universe

[slender wyvern]

no normal guys can beat gods

unless its me

im tuff

[wanton pendant]

I do it all the time.

[split mortar]

Wrong

[slender wyvern]

nerd

[queen moon]

But gods can have human "images" (dont remember whats the real definition to that).

[slender wyvern]

only i can beat gods

[split mortar]

We are in the nerd channel

[slender wyvern]

whos we

🤓

[thick slate]

are u kid named finger

[icy veldt]

The people in this channel

[wanton pendant]

Providence and Slime God, famously human looking.

[split mortar]

I dont fuck with your vibe

[slender wyvern]

kid named finger

[slender wyvern]

i mean

[split mortar]

You have a bad vibe get better

[slender wyvern]

how can you fuck with a vibe

that doesnt make sense

[icy veldt]

That'll need to wait until he finishes middle school

[queen moon]

Yes mr white, i was explaining that to mike

[slender wyvern]

well im in preschool actually

get your info right

[north root]

can you go back to the nursery

[slender wyvern]

no

[limpid saddle]

mike why you tweaking

[cloud ibex]

are you just here to be annoying

[limpid saddle]

you were chill like a week ago

[slender wyvern]

after careful consideration i decided ive grown enough to go to elementary school

[thick slate]

tuff

[slender wyvern]

i think im better than it now

[wanton pendant]

Yes, actually, that's why we pay him, to rant for our amusement.
(We're not paying him, don't tell him that.)

[thick slate]

guys repeating preschool cuz they failed it

[slender wyvern]

after watching peppa pig ive matured enough to watch arthur

the bear thing

[north root]

guys lore discussion. do you believe in our lord and savior miracle boy

[slender wyvern]

i dont remember the name

[river cedar]

we’re so proud of you

[wanton pendant]

Peppa Pig is far more mature than Arthur, someone didn't grasp the themes.

[river cedar]

i forgot i set my name to ou 😭

[slender wyvern]

arthur has more character development

the peppa pig characters are very one dimensional

[thick slate]

arthur morgan

[slender wyvern]

no the bear thing

not the guy

[wanton pendant]

Having two gay people doesn't mean you have more character development. Peppa Pig characters make the world feel lived in.

[thick slate]

dutch!

[slender wyvern]

what does being gay have to do with anything sir

[wanton pendant]

Anyone wanna talk about the Abyss now?

[thick slate]

gay people 🫩🫩🫩🫩

[split mortar]

Why are we scaling pepper pig character development in fucking lore chat

[slender wyvern]

i believe that arthur characters change throughout the series

[split mortar]

Can we like
Calamity lore

[cloud ibex]

i'm gonna be real i might actually start handing out punishments if you people keep talking about random bullshit that has nothing to do with the channel

[wanton pendant]

Abyss? Please?

[thick slate]

meow

[split mortar]

🙏

[thick slate]

go my ants

goodbye

[slender wyvern]

who yall think wins the king from clash royale or devourer of gods

i think uhhh

the king

[thick slate]

king is tough

[slender wyvern]

because dog cant spawn megaknights

[thick slate]

exactly

[slender wyvern]

and uhh like uhhhh

[queen moon]

Yeah

[north root]

goupert i will go to a different channel now please do not ban me

[slender wyvern]

dog cant say heheheha

[cloud ibex]

stop.

i know what you're doing

[slender wyvern]

what im talking about devourer of gods

isnt that calamity lore

[cloud ibex]

no you aren't

[slender wyvern]

1984 ahh

big brother is watching

you are silencing me

[split mortar]

not really

[cloud ibex]

genuinely might at this point

[slender wyvern]

dude

[cloud ibex]

you're annoying bro!!!! shut up!!!!

[slender wyvern]

im the only thing that keeps this channel alive

applaud me

[split mortar]

fuck no

[slender wyvern]

give me money

[cloud ibex]

i'd rather it be dead than this

[slender wyvern]

bro why are you so pissed at me

[cloud ibex]

now stop

final warning

[slender wyvern]

talking?

[wanton pendant]

So, uh, what Dragon do you think Dogma killed?

[slender wyvern]

goupert i thought better of you

[wanton pendant]

I'm feeling it might have been Law.

[thick slate]

say that again

[north root]

okay guys actual lore discussion.
do we have any confirmation who made john wulfrum and the wulfrum robot

s

[wanton pendant]

So, uh, what Dragon do you think Dogma killed?

[wanton pendant]

No.

[slender wyvern]

did you know that wulfrum robots are actually based on a true story

[split mortar]

law or some religion one like faith or virtue maybe

[wanton pendant]

Only that it's an unspecified resistance force.

[slender wyvern]

a man in 1867 named john wulfrum was forced to build thousands of robots by a man named drew don

[wanton pendant]

Faith could work well.

[slender wyvern]

fascinating lore

[wanton pendant]

What would War have come from? Violence? Combat?

[pulsar ocean]

do you think lebron is canon in cal verse

[wanton pendant]

Don't think so, sorry.

[slender wyvern]

lebron is outerversal

[split mortar]

maybe in the future but not rn since its like 1867

[wanton pendant]

It's not remotely 1867.

[slender wyvern]

6...

7???

[thick slate]

god i hope so

[slender wyvern]

67?

[wanton pendant]

It's at least 1887.

[split mortar]

what it be then

oh ol

[wanton pendant]

At least 1887.

[wheat walrus]

gng i thought i was the offtopic brainrot one 💔

[slender wyvern]

damn

[cloud ibex]

i'm just gonna warn you

[slender wyvern]

i think i wasnt even born yet

[thick slate]

warned for 67

lmaoo

[wanton pendant]

Or VERY late 1886 at the start, but 1887 by the time you fight Draedon.

[slender wyvern]

in 1887

[cloud ibex]

you have had far too many chances to stop already

[wanton pendant]

I think, most likely, it's 1887.

[river cedar]

what calamity character has the WORST lore

[slender wyvern]

dude

im talking in a channel

[thick slate]

67 is banned

[cloud ibex]

taylor please

[limpid saddle]

uhhhĥhhhhhh

[north root]

do we have any reason why permafrost invented cryonic ore

[limpid saddle]

hmm

[slender wyvern]

are you just waiting for me to say something out of topic just so you can ban me

[wanton pendant]

Like, 1875 is when Draedon gets kicked out.

(And, most likely, also Permafrost and Calamitas.)

[limpid saddle]

think he did it to make constructs

[slender wyvern]

from where

[wanton pendant]

He's a show off.

[frosty charm]

He was bored and felt like it

[wanton pendant]

Team Yharim.

[split mortar]

probably something like jared who is a bit over explained
or dragon follies

[cloud ibex]

no i'm waiting for this channel to stop being stupid so i can go back to playing silksong

[thick slate]

typa guy to fine you for jaywalking

[north root]

dragon god yharon

[slender wyvern]

why just because i am talking about something else is stupid?

[limpid saddle]

Every character has some really strong lore so idk

[cloud ibex]

yes

[slender wyvern]

oh ok

[wanton pendant]

There's a few underdeveloped characters.

[cloud ibex]

because we have gotten complaints from regulars about this shit

[slender wyvern]

"no memes in general chat" ahh

[cloud ibex]

😁

[thick slate]

wait really

[slender wyvern]

what that mike in said 67?

[limpid saddle]

Doesnt mean they're bad there's just not alot

[thick slate]

lame

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, I didn't say they were bad.

[limpid saddle]

like Calamitas Clone, my beloved

[wanton pendant]

Just, don't have a lot fleshing them out presently.

Like, Permafrost, Yharon and DoG could use some more development and exploration.

[limpid saddle]

I wonder how much money I have to funnel into the Calamity patreon for them to make a Calamitas Clone plushie

[wanton pendant]

And of course I want them to make Clone possible to spare.

We'd need them to make a canon design first.

[limpid saddle]

that or canonize my redesign maybe

[wanton pendant]

I think your leans a bit too far into body horror then what she's implied to look like, honestly.

[slender wyvern]

like 67$ or something

[cloud ibex]

that people ramble about things that have nothing to do with the channel to the point that it buries actual lore discussion

[limpid saddle]

its just calamitas but shes missing a little bit of face

[wanton pendant]

Also the horns are bigger and a different colour.

[north root]

how much money would i have to pay the calamity devs for them to put xerocs face on the sun

[slender wyvern]

i dont think i have said anything that "rambles" lore discussion

no?

[wanton pendant]

What have you said that wasn't rambling?

[slender wyvern]

god forbid someone makes a joke

[limpid saddle]

i think the glowing red eyes & shadows over her upper face & the rough outlines of her eyes do alot more for it

[slender wyvern]

me asking who wins gru or draedon

i was genuinely curious

[cloud ibex]

you have definitely been a part of offtopic discussions that bury lore though

[slender wyvern]

as stupid as it may sound

[cloud ibex]

[north root]

you were talking about peppa pig and being in elementary school

[wanton pendant]

Like, if I was designing Clone, right, I have a great idea of how it would look, give me a second.

[limpid saddle]

yeah i always wanted to play into the brimstone affecting her mind reflected in her outward appearence

[slender wyvern]

that was like 2 messages

[wanton pendant]

I would go for a more subtler approach.

Of the physical changes being brought upon by her behaviour warping.

[limpid saddle]

She has one 'normal' horn & one twisted one

[thick slate]

lore discuss fellowf

[north root]

what if calamitas clone was made out of lihzard bricks and lived in a temple

[icy veldt]

Yeah, I think the way that the magic-induced madness would affect her appearance would just be making her look more haggard and scrungly

[wheat walrus]

Braelor and Statis (as they were prior to the entire Yharim/DoG/Signus deal)
VS
Draedon (Exo-Mechs specifically)

Think abt it

[slender wyvern]

draedon

wanna know why

because i like that character more

and that makes the other ones weaker

[north root]

the gay couple would win but statis would die

it's a canon event

[wheat walrus]

i think prolly same, but I have an explanation for it

[limpid saddle]

b-but thats what i did i just wanted to apply more visual flair to distinguish the design & make it more unique

[slender wyvern]

i mean uhhh

[wanton pendant]

So, I was kinda imagining her wearing like a hospital gown thing, but after getting loose it's covered in dirt and blood, so it's black and red, and her mouth and hands are blood stained from eating wild animals. Also hair is filled with dirt and debris, and she'd move more like an animal, you get me?

[slender wyvern]

the bossfight is pretty hard

so that means draedon is strong

[queen moon]

Same as mike

[icy veldt]

Yeah, CalClone is basically feral

[north root]

why would she eat dead animales

[wanton pendant]

What else would she eat?

[north root]

why doesn't she just eat fallen stars

[slender wyvern]

people do the same thing?

i eat dead animals too

[split mortar]

i think exos win cause braelor cant take most of the attention like they did against yharim so statis just kinda gets burnts then braelor gets ganged up
prob pretty far in the fight i just think the exos are a bad matchup for the two tho we dunno enough of statis for me to say this is accurate

[limpid saddle]

but i did that with the white torn robe with the burns on the fabric over it

[north root]

but in terraria you can eat fallen stars which are much better nutritionally

[slender wyvern]

wait you can eat them?

idk i think it would burn my tongue a bit

wait but can you actually eat them

does it give a buff

[split mortar]

mana crystals are 5 of them in one

or 3

[slender wyvern]

ohhhh

youre right

[split mortar]

i dont remember how much for modern version

[slender wyvern]

i thought you were just holding them up as a ritual

and it gives you mana

[slender wyvern]

it was 5

[icy veldt]

Mana crystals don't seem to have any nutritional value. CalClone would need something for actual food

[wanton pendant]

I think how I've been imagining Clone is a bit more fire and brimstone than others.

[slender wyvern]

guys

i have a genuine question for once

[wanton pendant]

Do tell.

[slender wyvern]

what is the reason of calclone

and why is it an eye of cthulhu reskin instead of a girl

[wheat walrus]

Draedon designed the Exos to rival Yharim as he last saw him, which was after revamping his armor after he survived Braelor and Statis (so, probably somewhat stronger than before fighting them, because of the new armor)

Whether Braelor and Statis would've won without DoG intervention or not is unclear, but we know Yharim was having a shitty time if he had to get a new armor afterwards and even had DoG appear, so they're also definitely strong as fuck

I think it's close (no shot), but with the Exo-Mechs having both numbers and being designed to rival a better-prepared Yharim, they might just have the W

[wanton pendant]

Draedon wanted to try recreate Calamitas' power.

[limpid saddle]

like, existing?

[magic epoch]

Draedon wanted to replicate calamitas' power

[limpid saddle]

oh

[wanton pendant]

Also that sprite's outdated.

[limpid saddle]

Outdated sprite yeah

[wanton pendant]

She's supposed to look like Calamitas.

[north root]

the yharmy didn't want calamitas to be such an independent woman

[slender wyvern]

did he fail

[wanton pendant]

But more screwed up.

[wanton pendant]

Yes, but not for the reason you think.

[magic epoch]

I don't think so

[limpid saddle]

& Draedon wanted to recreate Calamitas's brimstone flames to make a better furnace

Shes a perfect genetic copy

[icy veldt]

Draedon failed to recreate Cal's magical power

[north root]

do you think anahita left the abyss because siIva's rips were too high quality

[limpid saddle]

But she doesnt have calamitas brimstone

Because hers isnt genetic

[wanton pendant]

Since it's not genetic.

[slender wyvern]

why what happened

[pulsar ocean]

did you think yharim did around 6 or 7 hundred warcrimes

[magic epoch]

I think because calamitas' powers isnnot naturally hers

It's brimmys

[wanton pendant]

Clone is a perfect clone.

[limpid saddle]

She got it by suckling on the brimstone elemental

[wanton pendant]

But had no powers.

[wanton pendant]

Rephrase please.

[north root]

why is brimmy so weak then

[limpid saddle]

& then CalClone got it in a similar process from Calamitas

[wanton pendant]

She got her teeth kicked in 15 years ago.

[limpid saddle]

Because she got all her brimstone suckled

[magic epoch]

Because calamitas took some of the power

[icy veldt]

Brimmy's power -> Cal's power
Cal now has more power
Brimmy now has less power

[north root]

most coherent lore i've ever seen

[wheat walrus]

I know, that's what was said for one of the exo-twins, to emulate cal's flames, but the ultimate purpose of the exos that I recall was matching Yharim

[wanton pendant]

Different thing.

[slender wyvern]

i looked away for a minute and now yall talking about suckling

[wanton pendant]

You asked about it.

[slender wyvern]

what does suckling have to do with it

[north root]

key part of brimmy's character 100%

[slender wyvern]

mods

[wheat walrus]

I didn't ask nun

[slender wyvern]

ban them for not talking about calamity lore

[wheat walrus]

anyways what is this chat on abt now 💔

[limpid saddle]

Anyway i think my calclone redesign is awesome & cool & wraith just doesnt appreciate it

[slender wyvern]

did you know that if you tag goupert 3 times while staring into the mirror he bans you on calamity mods server

[wanton pendant]

This is Clone talk, where we talk about why we should make clone spareable.

[wheat walrus]

js noticed

[wanton pendant]

I DO APPRECIATE IT!
I JUST THINK THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO INTERPRET THE CHARACTER!

[slender wyvern]

wait i get it

is it like eggman making metal sonic to have a sonic on his team

[north root]

yes

[wanton pendant]

No.

[slender wyvern]

but like its draedon instead of eggman

[limpid saddle]

A little bit

[north root]

wdym no

that's totally it

[wanton pendant]

Clone isn't a robot and was not made to fight Calamitas.

[limpid saddle]

Instead of wanting a sonic to fight sonic he wants a sonic to generate infinite energy by putting him in a hamster wheel

[slender wyvern]

idk but metal sonic isnt a flying metal sphere

[wanton pendant]

And Metal Sonic was successful.

[slender wyvern]

how was calamitas unsuccesful

[split mortar]

Yeah i agree

[slender wyvern]

last time i asked that you talked about suckling

[split mortar]

Didnt consider the exos having higher fire power

[limpid saddle]

She was a perfect genetic copy

[wheat walrus]

Perfect melon

[slender wyvern]

oh right sorry

[limpid saddle]

But she doesnt have her magic

[slender wyvern]

i forgor💀

[north root]

she is not supreme calamitas

[split mortar]

Whaur

[wheat walrus]

wdym "whaur"

I js said perfect

To u agreeing

[north root]

melon

[wheat walrus]

!!

[split mortar]

Sounded like you were planning something idfk

[north root]

the brimmy melongenda

[wheat walrus]

Yea im planning to come to the uk to crush melons infront of u

[split mortar]

D:

[wanton pendant]

You're forgetting about Yharim Fought The Sun Theory.

[slender wyvern]

what

[wanton pendant]

How delightful.

[north root]

didn't he win? otherwise why is the night

[slender wyvern]

the sun is a theory?

[wheat walrus]

Yharim Fought ME

[split mortar]

Yharim fought xeroc recently theory

[slender wyvern]

does yharim have beef with everyone

did he fight king von at some point as well

[north root]

if king von is a god then possibly

[split mortar]

Xeroc is basically the god of the sun so yharim fought the sun theory

[wheat walrus]

It was King Von who fought Yharim

[slender wyvern]

king von has the uzi and thats a terraria weapon that means he is canon in calamity

[wheat walrus]

Not Yharim who did

[slender wyvern]

king von lowk cooks up plantera

[north root]

old lore

[wheat walrus]

King Yhon

Like

The weird deformed yharon thing meme

[slender wyvern]

never talk again💔

[split mortar]

Yeah yharim didnt fight king von cause it was one sided as fuck it cant be considered that on yharims side
-# idk who king von is

[wheat walrus]

Talking again

[wanton pendant]

No idea who it is, don't explain.

[slender wyvern]

how do you not know who king von is

[limpid saddle]

isnt he a rapper

[slender wyvern]

the rapper

[split mortar]

Idk

[slender wyvern]

who was a murderer

and had beef with everyone

[split mortar]

Who

[wheat walrus]

Serial killer rapper gangster

[wanton pendant]

Oh, the vikings.

[slender wyvern]

its only natural that yharim has fought von at some point

[split mortar]

O ok

[slender wyvern]

just google king von it isnt that har

d

[split mortar]

No this chat is too cringe rn for me to have enough interest to change apps to google

[wheat walrus]

This dude

[split mortar]

Ohh

[wanton pendant]

Which form is that?

[limpid saddle]

why do you have that on hand

[slender wyvern]

anti-piracy

[split mortar]

Omni has brainrot on quick access

[wheat walrus]

I scrolled like over a month of phone gallery

[slender wyvern]

when he finds out you pirated euro truck simulator 2

wait why cant i send images here

this is UNFAIR

[wheat walrus]

Warned role

[wanton pendant]

You're Warned.

[wheat walrus]

Muhahahahah

[slender wyvern]

bullshit

i said 67

[wanton pendant]

You did more than that.

[slender wyvern]

goupert woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

[slender wyvern]

god forbid someone makes an off topic joke am i right boys

[north root]

why can't yharim beat someone who wears empyrean armor

[wheat walrus]

Kasane Teto and Hatsune Miku VS Yharim and Xeroc

[wanton pendant]

Yes, exactly, you're lucky we didn't kill you.

[limpid saddle]

which versions of Teto & Miku

[north root]

WAIT holy shit

[slender wyvern]

shiver me timbers🥶

[wanton pendant]

Miku Hatsune and Red Miku Hatsune might got this.

[wheat walrus]

Composite gng

[limpid saddle]

because if its Machine Love Teto she sweeps solo but if it's Spoken For it's so over

[limpid saddle]

hmmm.....

perhaps...

[wheat walrus]

Ambassador Teto tho

[slender wyvern]

who tf is hastune miku

i dont get it

is it like an inside joke

[limpid saddle]

the vocaloid

[wheat walrus]

did this dude spawn on the internet yesterday gng

[slender wyvern]

the what?

[wanton pendant]

Miku Hatsune, you know, Sonic's sister.

[slender wyvern]

same people who dont know king von is btw

[wanton pendant]

Nobody knows who that is.

[slender wyvern]

let me look this dude up

[wanton pendant]

He ain't famous like Miku Hatsune.

[slender wyvern]

ohhhh

the

popi popi po popi po

[wanton pendant]

What?

[slender wyvern]

just dance 2017

[wheat walrus]

This is Miku

[slender wyvern]

oh

this is the image the cornballs use in tiktok comments

[limpid saddle]

oh my god

[wheat walrus]

The cornballs

[slender wyvern]

yes

[wanton pendant]

Bro, that's you.

[wheat walrus]

The melonguns

[slender wyvern]

and the replies are just the same picture with different variations of the unfunny meme

actual pinterest humor

i think humor is objective

[wheat walrus]

Tiktok comment sections r like vocaloid fan hell

[slender wyvern]

unless its humor like this

you know what

im gonna go live my life now

[wheat walrus]

Green Rathalos VS Xeroc

[slender wyvern]

instead of rotting on discord talking to not real people

[split mortar]

the fuck

[wheat walrus]

goodbye mikeblud

[slender wyvern]

blud

diddy blud 67 mango tuff boi

goupert ban me for not talking about calamity lore

[wheat walrus]

for the love of the greater skies

[slender wyvern]

@cloud ibex

come on

crush my skull

[wanton pendant]

MODS! FULFILL THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!

[wheat walrus]

😭

[split mortar]

can you not

[cloud ibex]

no

but i can put you in the corner

[north root]

if empyrean armor is a rogue armor set does that mean that xeroc is a rogue.

[split mortar]

???

[wanton pendant]

Not really.

[wheat walrus]

rogueroc

[split mortar]

if anything xeroc is melee cause solar is primordial light

[north root]

wait

the SUPERNOVA is the final rogue weapon

like the thing that the sun do

[split mortar]

empyrean being xeroc armour is old lore

[wanton pendant]

That's a star exploding (bad for a guy who controls the sun).

[young socket]

empyrean hasnt bern xeroc armour in a long time

[split mortar]

SNAILSNAILSNAIL

[north root]

that's what xeroc wants you to think

[wanton pendant]

It was changed due to having nothing to do with him.

[north root]

he's hiding the true power

[young socket]

FUCK I TRIED TO TYPE THAT LIKE TEN TIMES AND STILL GOT A TYPO

[wheat walrus]

What are you yapping about melon gun

[north root]

it's all in the meld gunk people

[wanton pendant]

Good news, Mike is in the corner.

[north root]

it's all in the meld gunk

[north root]

ew dark mode

[wheat walrus]

snailing in september 2025 🥀

[split mortar]

amogus

[wheat walrus]

miku beat u

[split mortar]

amongus

[wanton pendant]

Why am I listed as having a bad connection!?

[wheat walrus]

how's my connection

[split mortar]

message delay of 14 seconds holy damn

[wanton pendant]

14!?