lore-discussion

[split mortar]

And martians tho they may ahve got super nuked by moonlord

[twilit aspen]

deus*

[tropic oak]

hi

[twilit aspen]

hello there

[wanton pendant]

Hello.

[split mortar]

Hi vcmm

[tropic oak]

oh melon

[split mortar]

Hey

[tropic oak]

i need 2 show u something go dms immediately

[split mortar]

Ok

[wanton pendant]

Melon was never seen again...

[tropic oak]

melons been kidnapped

i only had to send him an image

whats goin on here

[wanton pendant]

Space.

[tropic oak]

what kind of space

are we on about the martians

[wanton pendant]

Outer.

[twilit aspen]

wait so is astrum deus from space or not?

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[tropic oak]

yes

he eata da stars

[split mortar]

Deus is from s

Pace

[tropic oak]

space worm

[wanton pendant]

Melon's alive!?

[tropic oak]

i didnt kill melon

[icy veldt]

What if DoG and Astrorum Deus got into a fight, for whatever reason?

[wanton pendant]

Obviously, they're right here!

[twilit aspen]

okay so. stars die and make astral infection. astrum deus (and all the other astrum deus’ i assume?) Somehow got infected with the astral infection even though it’s his job to eat it up. he got cranky for some reason and chucked some infection down to us on Terraria and just came down to fuck with us and make sure we don’t mess up his infection. is that right?

[wanton pendant]

Old Lore, that happened.

[wanton pendant]

Only the one.

[twilit aspen]

okay i didn’t know if it was a species or just 1

[pliant ruin]

Astrum deus is a species

[icy veldt]

DoG tries to eat a Deus before realizing "wait this is the wrong kind of god, I can't eat this!"

[wanton pendant]

It's a species but one was infected.

[pliant ruin]

But only this deus in particular got infected

ye

[split mortar]

Deus is a species
Only this deus is infected

[twilit aspen]

ohhhh i see i see

[pliant ruin]

he got cranky for some reason and chucked some infection down to us on Terraria

[split mortar]

Dumbass juvenile ate moldy food

[pliant ruin]

Because it got infected

[wanton pendant]

In the old lore Deus just got better.

[pliant ruin]

The deus fight is technically also like

one of the 3 figths you canonically dont actually kill the boss in

It just don't look like that ingame rn but its ok deus rework eventually

[twilit aspen]

so basically his dumbass got evil space covid that makes you want to be a superspreader

[icy veldt]

Eats moldy food
Brain gets hijacked by mold
Wtf?!?!?!

[pliant ruin]

pretty much yeah

[wanton pendant]

Slime God, Supreme Witch, Calamitas and Astrum Deus survive.

[split mortar]

Yeah

[pliant ruin]

in the narrative fighting deus dosen't kill it

[icy veldt]

I'm glad that doesn't happen to people!

[split mortar]

Unless queenslime fight

[pliant ruin]

you just beat the sickness out of it

[wanton pendant]

Slime God dies in the rematch, however.

[split mortar]

Then sg dies

[pliant ruin]

then it goes oh ok thanks and goes back to space to eat stars and all that

[twilit aspen]

it would be so cool to see a deus flying around in the night sky background and eat a star

[split mortar]

True

[pliant ruin]

true

friendly reminder

[twilit aspen]

tiktok search at the bottom of the video ‘DoG gets humbled’

[wanton pendant]

What?

[twilit aspen]

LMFAO i might’ve made that joke up with my gf but like when u see karen videos on tiktok the search at the bottom is always like ‘karen gets humbled’ or ‘old person gets humbled for staring’ so i think ___ gets humbled is funny

also why does draedon type at like 60wpm

[wanton pendant]

He's old.

[twilit aspen]

he’s a robot

[wanton pendant]

And thinks you're stupid.

[split mortar]

Autism

[wanton pendant]

Autism doesn't make you slow at typing! Or strap nukes to bees!

[split mortar]

Wait 60 words per minute is slow

[twilit aspen]

…

[wanton pendant]

One word per second.

That's slow as hell.

[split mortar]

I havent googled what is average typing speed

So why would i know

[twilit aspen]

what the hell why does google say the average typing speed is 40

[split mortar]

See draedon fast typer

[twilit aspen]

who’re they sampling is it the old folks home

[split mortar]

You

[twilit aspen]

you should be able to transfer draedons consciousness to a potato and make potaeton like glados in portal 2

[tropic oak]

the

[heavy zenith]

This is the best idea I've ever heard

We already got the portal gun

[twilit aspen]

so true dude

oh shit i watched your video like 8 hours ago dude

it was a good watch

[heavy zenith]

Hey thanks i appreciate it! The Yharim crusades are wrong so I made a separate vid on it

Ilmeris vid will drop when I get home from work tn

[mighty zenith]

nice

[pliant ruin]

dam...

[mighty zenith]

although poor timing for it considering the next update will give a lot of information on ilmeris specifically

[heavy zenith]

I can get like 200, but like 12% accuracy lmao

Yeah I took the opportunity to make a before and after sso

Just wanted to see the difference lol

[mighty zenith]

thats fair

[split mortar]

Oh fair

[pliant ruin]

im faster than mf draedon

goat washed

[pliant ruin]

fair nuff

[mighty zenith]

bro is an ai he cant write...

[leaden bridge]

the nefarious 5 month wait:

[split mortar]

Draedon showered

[mighty zenith]

the despicable 2028 release date

[pliant ruin]

september october

[twilit aspen]

we tied

[heavy zenith]

Draedons typing measures in like books per minute

I'm talking like Bible sized too, no magic tree house bs

[twilit aspen]

draedon would be the type of guy to have a secret love for a book series made for children

[mighty zenith]

he just like me

[heavy zenith]

Draedon could make the magic tree house prob

Wait, it involves time travel so prob not

Also I wanted to drop a video before Borderlands 4 comes out

God knows im not releasing ANYTHING for the next month

[twilit aspen]

so what’s the lore reason behind us as the player just popping into existence and defeating gods and dragons and such all within the span of a week

[pliant ruin]

say the line lore chat.

[split mortar]

THE TERRARIAN IS YOU

[wanton pendant]

That's right!

[twilit aspen]

Wowie zowie

[wanton pendant]

You're on the road to your sadness.

[mighty zenith]

i can't believe chara is the terrarian

[split mortar]

the TERRARIAN is YOU

[icy veldt]

You know who else the Terrarian is?

[split mortar]

Why would chara make me farm 500 bunnies

[split mortar]

YOU

[icy veldt]

MY MOM!!!!!!

[twilit aspen]

terrian ….. i rember you’re genocides..

[wanton pendant]

Canon Calamitas dialogue:

[icy veldt]

No Terian. You are genocides
And then Teraran was genocides

[twilit aspen]

i feel like the moon lord is the type of alien to not even fully learn the name of the planet he’s invading he called it Terria the whole time and thought it was correct

[mighty zenith]

planet 419

[tropic oak]

he a dummy

[wanton pendant]

He called it new land to put high rent on. That's why they call him Moon Lord.

[pliant ruin]

idk if bro would ever call it Terria moon lord the type of guy to blow up the planet first and learn what its called after

[wanton pendant]

Because he's a land lord.

[split mortar]

^

[twilit aspen]

he’s more of an act first questions later kinda alien i guess

[tropic oak]

im like hey whats up hello

[wanton pendant]

Hello.

[tropic oak]

blowin up yo planet cuz i was told so

[wanton pendant]

Don't do that.

[tropic oak]

explodes violently

[split mortar]

Considering how big moonlords brain is how smart is the guy

[pliant ruin]

show up
almost cause the complete collapse of life on terraria, cull the dragons by like half, including the strongest one
be sealed away in the moon
years later, the seal breaks, im back
immediately send in your Fucking Pillars
throw hands with the guy who broke your seal, no questions asked

[icy veldt]

I bet his brain is really smooth

[wanton pendant]

It's all dedicated to raising rents for old retired widows.

[split mortar]

We can see the wrinkles

[icy veldt]

Nuh uh. That's just makeup

[wanton pendant]

Moon makeup?

[icy veldt]

Fake brain wrinkles

[twilit aspen]

maybe the tax collector was secretly in cahoots with the moon lord the entire time

[split mortar]

Moonlord the goat

[wanton pendant]

Dies.

[pliant ruin]

kill everyone first ask questions later

[wanton pendant]

Even in the timeline where Moon Lord wins, he dies anyway.

[split mortar]

Which part of moonlord would be alive if decapitated chat

[wanton pendant]

The Core.

[split mortar]

But brain in head

[wanton pendant]

Do you think he needs it?

And he has screwed up space biology.

Who knows if that's his brain.

Could be his pancreas.

[twilit aspen]

wait so when the moon lord pulled up the first time did he have a lower body

did the dragons fuck him up

[split mortar]

Yes

[wanton pendant]

Probably.

[tropic oak]

i love this guy

we need more enemies like this guy

[wanton pendant]

Unless he was having a really bad day and just got beaten up on another planet.

[split mortar]

The dragons cut him in half, tore out most internal organs and cracked his skull apart
And moonlord survived for centuries while still being one of the strongest fuckers on the planet

[wanton pendant]

Well, he wasn't on the planet.

[split mortar]

The guy comes back down onto the planet after being weakened

[twilit aspen]

where does tore out his organs and crack his skull apart come from?

[wanton pendant]

Look at him.

[tropic oak]

look at him brother

[split mortar]

Look at the guy

Wheres the organs

Wheres the skull

[twilit aspen]

fair point i guess he doesn’t really have internal organs and his skull is indeed cracked apart

[wanton pendant]

Chinese Moon Lord would have won.

[twilit aspen]

i was LITERALLY just about to bring him up

the chinese calamity canon goes crazy

[tropic oak]

how does slenderman affect the calamity canon

[wanton pendant]

Moon's Haunted Theory.

[tropic oak]

you know being like slenderman could exist in calamity. we already have beings that eat souls

[split mortar]

Slenderman slendermans into your house if you dont roleplay fast enough

[tropic oak]

pretty close

[tropic oak]

I HAVE NOTHING TO RP NOW

[wanton pendant]

A cowards answer.

[tropic oak]

WHO AM I RESPONDINGTO

[split mortar]

Respond.

[tropic oak]

IM NOT ACTIVELY ROLEPLAYING THERES NOTHING GOING ON FOR MY TWO CHAARXYERS !!!!!!

[split mortar]

Then make them do something

[pliant ruin]

make them execute melon gun on the stake

[split mortar]

What the fuck

[tropic oak]

im not gonna kill ebonia .

thats MEAN !!!!!

[split mortar]

Im having ebonia throw shrimp at nebbie

[twilit aspen]

wait do we have any idea what yharims natural lifespan is bc he’s 130+ and draedon says “nor do i expect another appropriate challenger to rise before his natural passing”

[wanton pendant]

Dragon bff.

[split mortar]

He will die in under a decade

[tropic oak]

natural is probably similar to that of a humans

longer is due to dragon attunement

[split mortar]

Yharim would prob live decently long due to working out and stuff but yeah its def lengthened by his dragon boyfriend

[frosty charm]

Also probably whatever tech is keeping him alive

Darth Vader ts

[wanton pendant]

The tech is probably moot.

[twilit aspen]

wait so what exactly is attunement i’m assuming is different from ascension with auric souls right? is it still related to auric energy?

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, it's different.

[tropic oak]

attunement is not ascending

[split mortar]

Ascension consumes the auric soul

[tropic oak]

attunement is like making a life-long commitment with ur bestie westie

:)

[wanton pendant]

When a dragon and a human are good enough pals, they can do cool stuff like wear the colour yellow.

[split mortar]

Attunement just makes your souls tied or like in rhythm or something idk

[twilit aspen]

so it’s basically a lesser version of ascension where the auric soul isn’t consumed

[wanton pendant]

I guess?

[tropic oak]

ye

[split mortar]

Kinda???

[twilit aspen]

that’s interesting

[wanton pendant]

No he won't do it with you.

[split mortar]

You dont get any domain powers afaik

[wanton pendant]

Yharim using the power of rebirth to enter phase 2:

[twilit aspen]

what on earth are domain powers

[split mortar]

HE IS NOT FICKING OUT

[twilit aspen]

is that like brimstone

[tropic oak]

ok so

[wanton pendant]

Dragons/gods have special abilities.

[split mortar]

Domains
Yharon is rebirth dragon, domain of rebirth

[tropic oak]

you know how dragons have their domains? like how zeratros is the dragon of primordial light

[wanton pendant]

They are called their domain. It's what they are the dragon/god of.

[tropic oak]

he controls that aspect

of da world

[wanton pendant]

So Providence is the Goddess of Ash.

[tropic oak]

dats his “domain”

[wanton pendant]

Her domain is of course Ash.

[twilit aspen]

i get it i understand now

[tropic oak]

i love when people ask questions in here and 40 different people try answering it at the same time

surely this wont confuse anyone

[split mortar]

Surely

[wanton pendant]

Listen to me and not those nerds.

[split mortar]

Imo godking yharim would have been weaker then godseeker is

[twilit aspen]

so when you ascend you get the domain powers of whatever auric soul you consumed, when you attune you just get stronger with an auric soul, but you don’t consume it and you just be friends with thr auric souls host instead

[split mortar]

Waterwraith lacks the sillies dont listen to em

[wanton pendant]

No.

[twilit aspen]

oh

[wanton pendant]

Only get the same domain under special circumstances.

[split mortar]

Gods also often change the domain because of imperfect ascension

[tropic oak]

theres 2 different types of ways to ascend.

one way to attune, afaik

[split mortar]

Hence why provi is ash and not flame like the dragon was

I like men

[tropic oak]

we need to reinstate the lore server

one channel is not enough

[twilit aspen]

so wait is imperfect ascension something a being can go through more than once?

[split mortar]

Yeah you can ascend multiple times
Though its a bad idea cause then your soul gets less and less significant on who you are so uh

[tropic oak]

i believe it was said that one being can consume multiple souls but its a bad idea

yeahhhh

[split mortar]

Yeah auric polterghast

[tropic oak]

[twilit aspen]

okay i get it. and ascending is using an auric soul right? people could only ascend when there were still dragons around to be ascended from?

[tropic oak]

yup

[split mortar]

Yuh

[twilit aspen]

and perfect ascension is what xeroc did right?

[tropic oak]

yup

[split mortar]

Yeah and silva

[tropic oak]

(silva included)

[twilit aspen]

im learning

[split mortar]

Snail

[twilit aspen]

this is fantastic

[tropic oak]

shaddup

you are learning! how joyous

(melon we really need to get that new doc out)

[split mortar]

Slenderman approaches will you answer in time.

[tropic oak]

actually i wonder

this guy doesnt know a lot

lets test it on him

[twilit aspen]

i’m ready

[tropic oak]

check your dms momentarily.

[twilit aspen]

word

[split mortar]

Ima clean my room then try to figure out how to put my pc back into my monitor
Pc not monitor cause silksong on ps4 not pc

[twilit aspen]

how did draedon and his bots not know about the crusade for 22 whole years

the impression i got was that he kind of had a pretty good/large system of surveillance set up so how did it slip past for so long

[split mortar]

Maybe draedon just didnt care that much for 22 years

[woeful hatch]

Probably, he just categorized it as a normal war or something

[frosty charm]

Yharim neg diffs green lantern confirmed

[wanton pendant]

Oh, wait, you're right!

So Yharim beats Xeroc, obviously.

[frosty charm]

Saw the MEANEST agenda post the other day when I was looking at stuff for Yharim, someone was saying he negs Saitama and lowk that's funny as shit

[split mortar]

Primordial light is yellow iirc so uh
Draedon is a super yellow lantern

[frosty charm]

Draedon?

[split mortar]

Fucking how

[wanton pendant]

Draedon?

[split mortar]

Stfu

[frosty charm]

I said it first

[split mortar]

Solar panels exist

[frosty charm]

Neener neener

[wanton pendant]

Perish.

[frosty charm]

Idk bruh

[split mortar]

I wanna eat a pencil

[twilit aspen]

you and pencils dude

[wanton pendant]

I think, like, Yharim would be high tier in OPM, but not Saitama level.

Like, Calamitas I feel is comparable to Tornado, I think she's called?

[split mortar]

I have the urge to eat inedible things at times

[split mortar]

Oh hell nah

[frosty charm]

I don't want to open powerscaling up here so I am not adding to this

[split mortar]

Isnt tatsumaki like stronger then someone who lifted a continent or some whack ass shit

[woeful hatch]

If it was any other reason, I'd say no

But it's agenda slander, and in slander you don't care about facts or logic, so I respect the slander effort

[twilit aspen]

uncle grandpa soloes all of calamity verse

[split mortar]

True

[woeful hatch]

Yeah no shit

[frosty charm]

Fork found in kitchen

[twilit aspen]

don’t be mean

[split mortar]

Every 60 seconds a minute passes

[light linden]

grandma still beats xeroc

[frosty charm]

I'm actually writing again and it's dawning on me how hard it's gonna be to choreograph fights with yharon and dog especially

With Yharim and cal I can just use yomi as a template but like

Fuckkkkk

[twilit aspen]

is yharon the one singing in his boss music

[split mortar]

Yeah

[frosty charm]

Yeah

[split mortar]

The lyrics is able to make sense in new lore context unlike stained brutal calamity

[tropic oak]

ye

check thy dms btw

[frosty charm]

But SBC goes hard so who car

[split mortar]

True

Barber check dms

[twilit aspen]

oh my b i thought it would’ve given me a notification but it didn’t

[wanton pendant]

Metaphorically. He isn't literally pulling out a guitar and singing for you, but the meaning of the song is canonical.

[frosty charm]

Yeah check dms

[wanton pendant]

Check dms. (I didn't send anything.)

[frosty charm]

That's just for now... You'll see in the resprite...

[wanton pendant]

YOOOO!

[split mortar]

Yharon actually battles you in that guitar deltarune minigame

[frosty charm]

Do you think Yharon would talk in dialogue like at all

Because we don't see it in fight so

[leaden bridge]

Check dms

[frosty charm]

Make sure to check your rug for mites

[wanton pendant]

He speaks Dragon.

[split mortar]

Yharon cant speak human language the vocal cords just aint there

[wanton pendant]

You don't know how to speak Dragon.

[frosty charm]

Well yeah but I interpreted his sound effects in fight as just like

Animal noises not language

[split mortar]

Yeah prob is just sounds

[wanton pendant]

Oh, no, he's just screaming at you.

He's kinda killing himself during the fight.

Probably hurts.

[split mortar]

His health literally depletes yeah he is

[frosty charm]

Naaahh he'll come back

He's used to it trust

[wanton pendant]

Literally taking recoil damage.

[leaden bridge]

Dragons as a whole could probably speak human wdk

[frosty charm]

Maybe the old ones but the newgens prob can't

[wanton pendant]

So Yharon's just weird?

[leaden bridge]

Where the fuck did Yharim learn dragon if by the time he was born terraria was already deep in dragoncide

[wanton pendant]

He's over 2000.

[leaden bridge]

We think yharon simply doesn't speak to you

[frosty charm]

Yharon obviously

[wanton pendant]

Dragon genocide was like, less than a thousand.

[split mortar]

Considering each auric dragon had different fuckery with em thanks to having auric souls some prob could speak human languages

[frosty charm]

Who else would have thought him dragon

[leaden bridge]

Read

[frosty charm]

No

[split mortar]

Maybe attuned people can psychic idk

[leaden bridge]

if yharon didn't know human it'd have been very hard for yharon to teach yharim how to speak dragon

[leaden bridge]

we guess

[frosty charm]

That'd make sense

[wanton pendant]

Yharim locks in and figures it out.

[split mortar]

Or yharon knows how to talk psychically and just doesnt use it on us

[leaden bridge]

If this was the case it'd be kinda dumb because like yharon can barely tell Yharim anything

All the knowledge yharim has definitely implies yharon can speak to him

[wanton pendant]

Yharon brain blasts Yharim.

[leaden bridge]

So either yharon can speak human or psychic connection

[pliant ruin]

I mean

Yharim is Yharom's best friend

[twilit aspen]

were there any gods before moon lords attack? or can gods only be born from the death of dragons/consumption of their auric souls?

[pliant ruin]

he can just. learn from him.

[split mortar]

Yharim must have learnt the brainblast from somewhere

[split mortar]

Thats been mentioned

[wanton pendant]

No, and yes.

[pliant ruin]

Guys it dosen't need to be a brainbalst

guys

guys do you know writing

do you know writing words on a piece of paper

[leaden bridge]

U know how hard it'd be to learn a language from someone who doesn't know yours

[split mortar]

Cheese here without context 💔

[wanton pendant]

What's a paper?

[split mortar]

Xeroc ascended after ml invaded so no gods before mo

[leaden bridge]

yharon writing is lowkey less realistic than yharon speaking the same language as yharim

[twilit aspen]

okay i was just double checking

[pliant ruin]

Is it

It dosen't have to be writing on like a tiny piece of paper

[leaden bridge]

He doesn't have thumbs

[pliant ruin]

Dragons literally had like a whole ass society

Civilization n shit

They definitely wrote in Some Way

[split mortar]

Yharon uses tail

[spring helm]

So when is Azrael gonna be namedropped

[split mortar]

Tail seems hot

Popcorn thats prob for an addon

[pliant ruin]

I really don't see the problem with the idea Yharon could have helped Yharim learn draconic

[light linden]

like the batman character?

[leaden bridge]

anyways yharon probably just speaks human we don't see why not

[twilit aspen]

we know yharon speaks human we literally hear him singing

[pliant ruin]

Uhh i doubt it

[split mortar]

No the character that the roleplay consumed

[leaden bridge]

Look we know he had a hundred years but that takes a really long time specially if both don't know the other's language

[spring helm]

Can’t believe stip wrote like 15 pages on Mosaic and didn’t even put it in the spoiler doc

[split mortar]

The lyrics is not canonically happening

[wanton pendant]

I told you it was metaphorical lyrics!

[split mortar]

Popcorn vagueposting the roleplay

[pliant ruin]

They managed to teach a chimpanzee a few english words in less time

[leaden bridge]

And if yharon did know people why bother teaching yharim dragon an yway

[pliant ruin]

😭

[twilit aspen]

he has a tiny pair of arms and a mouth on his back that we can’t see because terraria is a 2d game

trust

[wanton pendant]

Well, technically...

[leaden bridge]

Not rlly

all our Monkey Learns Language are actually less Monkey Learns Language and more Monkey Learns Pattern

[wanton pendant]

Monkeys are smart enough to learn patterns, not smart enough to learn meaning of patterns past what's most obvious.

[twilit aspen]

so by the time yharim and yharon meet is yharon the last dragon and also are their names being similar just coincidence or what

[wanton pendant]

They know making the give fruit sign gets them fruit, not that it means 'give fruit'.

[leaden bridge]

We just think it's kinda weird like did yharon have to first take like a month or two to teach yharim basic dragon Before he told yharim about all the bad stuff gods do

[wanton pendant]

Yharim probably named himself after Yharon.

[leaden bridge]

Like that's kinda wacky

[wanton pendant]

And, yeah, every other Dragon's dead.

[split mortar]

Yes yharon is last
Yharim renamed himself after yharon iirc

[wanton pendant]

Unless one is on the bleeding moon for some reason.

[split mortar]

Waterwraith im stabbing you

[wanton pendant]

For being faster than you?

[leaden bridge]

Plus why wouldn't yharon know human already

[wanton pendant]

How will you catch me.

[pliant ruin]

I don't think

[leaden bridge]

He's two thousand years old and there were dragon monks

[wanton pendant]

Insert British stabbing joke.

[pliant ruin]

Yharon dosen't know human

[split mortar]

Yeah the guys old as balls

[pliant ruin]

I think Dragons literally Can't Speak Human

[split mortar]

Knowing is different to being able to speak it

[pliant ruin]

Yes that's what i'm saaying

[split mortar]

Oh i thiught enderpikmin was also saying that

[wanton pendant]

Well I don't know, nor speak other languages, so Yharon's a NERD!

[leaden bridge]

afraid you're the lame one actually

[split mortar]

Imagine me throwing sand at you all

[leaden bridge]

knowing more than one language is power

[leaden bridge]

We'd use our strategy

[wanton pendant]

Making fun of the disabled, that's low.

[split mortar]

I thought power was what let devices charge and toasters run

[leaden bridge]

Wow buddy are you implying disabled people are stupid and can't learn more than one Language? That's super ableist of you bro

[wanton pendant]

Wow, are you calling me stupid for not knowing other languages? That's really ableist of you.

[leaden bridge]

literally never said the word stupid buddy

[wanton pendant]

Yes you did.

[leaden bridge]

ur projection is showing bro

[wanton pendant]

Explain this.

[leaden bridge]

Doctored

[wanton pendant]

I'm not a doctor, so how could I doctor it?

[leaden bridge]

your buddy joe did it

[split mortar]

Dont see why a medical professional is relevant here

[wanton pendant]

Because they said I doctored it.

But doctors doctor.

And I'm not a doctor.

So it's not doctored.

[leaden bridge]

killing you in pikmin 4 as we speak

[wanton pendant]

Because it'd be too hard to do it Pikmin 2, I bet.

Coward who hates disabled people.

[leaden bridge]

killing you in pikmin 2 AND 4 as we speak

[wanton pendant]

All talk.

[leaden bridge]

Also like the waterwraith in 2 isn't hard at all either like it's an incredibly trivial boss fight

[wanton pendant]

Mods, kill them.

[leaden bridge]

they can't do that

[twilit aspen]

i like yharons design a lot you don’t see that many fluffy dragons in fiction

[wanton pendant]

True.

[split mortar]

The designs outdated as fuck and has meant to have resprites for a while

[woeful hatch]

Well, he's gonna get a redesign eventually, which will still be feathery but a bit less fluffy

[twilit aspen]

womp womp

[wanton pendant]

I believe they are talking about the new design, right?

[split mortar]

Ut big ass detailed dragon with detailed big wings means hell torture

[split mortar]

Thats not public

[wanton pendant]

Not that new design.

The concept art.

That is public.

[split mortar]

Ohh thats outdated as well

[lunar island]

Does Yharon dropping auric soul fragments mean that he's dead fr fr or is he going to be reborn some time in the future

[woeful hatch]

He's probably gonna be reborn

[split mortar]

The guy will reborn we took not much off the guy

[lunar island]

reborn yharon as a superboss?

[split mortar]

Yharons body would be a baby and also lack the century of war pushing its strength to the limits so its prob closer to critter

And no more bosses other then the three planned will happen theres too many

[pliant ruin]

nah

He'll still revive eventually but that's just like a lore thing

[lunar island]

what are the three planned

[split mortar]

Yharim (final boss)
Noxus (superboss)
Xeroc (superboss)

[fleet wedge]

I'm so proud of them

[lunar island]

👍

[split mortar]

Xeroc would be a spar because if the guy went in for the kill uh
Unmatched power of the sun

[fleet wedge]

Why marble though?

[pulsar ocean]

how would you know we wouldnt be as strong after fighting yharim and noxus

[split mortar]

Because even forces stronger then noxus stand no chance against xeroc (prime fovos)

[wanton pendant]

Gay people love marble, everyone knows that.

But yeah, no reborn Yharon boss, it takes ten years to revive anyway.

[tropic oak]

the unmatched power of the sun

[wanton pendant]

In the palm of my hand...

[wanton pendant]

The literal power of the actual sun in question:

[fleet wedge]

The Gay Dragon (hence the rainbows )

[timid phoenix]

canon

[wanton pendant]

Shall, thus not canon.

[tropic oak]

fat

[twilit aspen]

what if the terrarian made a weed pen using miracle matter and everyone just chilled out instead of fighting

[split mortar]

Yharim gives me vibes of someone who gets angrier no matter the drug

[twilit aspen]

LMFAO

so at the time of us playing what civilizations are still standing

are there any

[split mortar]

We dont really know any locally because the continent we played on was the ground zero of the crusade

And most places are city states iirc

[heavy zenith]

Lihzard broh

[split mortar]

Oh right

They exist

[twilit aspen]

the beautiful canon continent of sluttown 🥹

[split mortar]

So does whatever the crystal city the devs mentioned a bit ago

[twilit aspen]

crystal city?

is that new lore

[pliant ruin]

there is still standing civilization on the world

[heavy zenith]

"Confirmed" not in the game rn

[pliant ruin]

it's not a post apocalyptic scenario

its like the world after ww2 but worse

[wanton pendant]

Any civilization, sans lizard people, are off screen, or built by the player.

[mighty zenith]

its like poland

just in general

[wanton pendant]

Poland but worse.

[split mortar]

The horrors of the mod having taken like a year and a half to update and a lot of lore being in that update

[wanton pendant]

So, Belarus.

[pliant ruin]

tbf im not sure

theres only 2 twinks we know of

feel like there'd be more

[wanton pendant]

Yharim!

[split mortar]

?

[heavy zenith]

Perfection takes time

[mighty zenith]

unfortunately they were wiped out

yharim hates twinks

[pliant ruin]

maybe if calamity mod added a third twink i'd believe you

[pulsar ocean]

but who decided that

[mighty zenith]

thats me

im the third twink

[wanton pendant]

The writers.

[pulsar ocean]

but who decided the writers

[wanton pendant]

I did.

[split mortar]

The writers always putting fovos above noxus

[wanton pendant]

I'm John Calamity.

[split mortar]

Fabsol let them join

[wanton pendant]

And this is my Calamity.

[split mortar]

And then fabsol died

[heavy zenith]

[pliant ruin]

my name is glup.

[pulsar ocean]

not sad fab got into that car accident

[mighty zenith]

i made the shitto

[pliant ruin]

my name is glup, and i'm the last remaining shitto. my species has been wiped out.

[pulsar ocean]

glup shitto like the guy from star wars

[wanton pendant]

I don't regret cutting a random cars brakes on that random day.

[twilit aspen]

what exactly happened with that is that something we can talk about here all i know is they were accused/did some very bad things and they left the community/were kicked out

[split mortar]

Glupshitto vs ebonia

[mighty zenith]

every rp character

[wanton pendant]

So, like, he did illegal stuff.

And ran away.

[split mortar]

Involves minors

[wanton pendant]

Which greatly benefits us.

[pliant ruin]

I love lore chat vagueposting

[split mortar]

More productive then most talks that happen here

[wanton pendant]

That's why Ozzatron uses Patreon money to pay me to keep you all on track.

[mighty zenith]

more productive than me writing for the rp

[young socket]

my name is glup

[pliant ruin]

anyways he was kind of a shitty person, said some dumb transphobic shit which was the catalyst for his downfall when people pointed out he was irresponsibly not doing anything about minors joining a nsfw server (worth noting, no, as far as we know, he did not groom any minors or send them nsfw images or anything)
but in general he was just god awful as a team lead

[young socket]

i made the shitto

it was difficult

to scale the powers

[pliant ruin]

He vetoed ideas he didn't like and saw the mod/dev team as a means of making his mod rather than making calamity mod if that makes sense

[wanton pendant]

He was also annoying.

[pulsar ocean]

catalyst like catalyst mod calamity addon

[young socket]

but something went wrong

[wanton pendant]

No, that's not real, you made it up.

[young socket]

and now i cant do anythinf

[pliant ruin]

Even though the dev team is all volunteer and calamity is a passion project he felt entitled to having power over it to a incredibly unreasonable degree

[pulsar ocean]

did i

[young socket]

but create vs battles

[pliant ruin]

calamity's boss fights are all just modified vanilla ai

because he didn't let anyone else work on them

[wanton pendant]

Didn't you?

[pliant ruin]

and they uh kinda suck

[pulsar ocean]

but did i

[twilit aspen]

yeah that’s kinda cringe to be possessive over a group effort

[split mortar]

I should just drop ebonia character doc here when done with it

[mighty zenith]

mfw the best phase of any boss fight wasnt made by fabsol

[pliant ruin]

mfw everyone loves supreme calamitas brothers phase and its like the most beloved part of the fight universally by most within the community

mfw thats the only part of any boss fight that fabsol didnt code

[wanton pendant]

'Kinda cringe' is the title of his memoir, self-published. Since, of course, anyone else would give a far worse name.

[twilit aspen]

LOL

[pliant ruin]

Fabsol already had like

Most developers leave in the past due to how shitty of a team lead he was ( see : 22 )

And while alot of us where under the impression he changed for the better since then he uh

didnt

arguably got worse

so yeah

[pulsar ocean]

is absolute radiance the size of a real life moth

[pliant ruin]

22 happened, most of the dev team leaves, new devs join, 25 happens except instead of devs leaving again its fabsol who does

[wanton pendant]

It's called a character arc. Just that arc was an Olympic dive.

[twilit aspen]

oh not to change the topic but isn’t/wasn’t there some calamity overhaul mod that was actually really bad with like stolen code or something

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[young socket]

i think it was shayy that said that fabsol never got better, he was just doing less

[pliant ruin]

yeah

[wanton pendant]

Nothing to do with the lore, just don't download that.

[pliant ruin]

it got shot and killed a while back didnt it

[young socket]

mhm

[young socket]

returned iirc

[split mortar]

No it back

[pliant ruin]

tragic

[twilit aspen]

yeah i played it like 2 playthroughs ago and realized like halfway through it was some bs

[pliant ruin]

but hey

now that fabsols's dead

we can actually change the places of things in boss progression

[wanton pendant]

We can kill Overhaul next!

[pliant ruin]

which means post moon lord evil 2 !

yayyy

[pulsar ocean]

the only good part of the mod was that you could beat the whole game with only the murasama

[split mortar]

Vanished for a bit to avoid getting hit by a troll spamming mods with legal stuff

[pliant ruin]

✨

[wanton pendant]

Oh, nevermind.

[wanton pendant]

If you have a toddler brain, that's an upside I guess.

[twilit aspen]

literally one of the only things i remember about it

[pulsar ocean]

golem should go after dog in my humble opinion

[wanton pendant]

Correct and valid.

[pliant ruin]

golem should be the first boss

[mighty zenith]

aureus fan club will grow from like 4 people to a sizeable chunk

:3

[pliant ruin]

ngl its funny as fuck how he's just called Golem

like

[wanton pendant]

He's a Golem.

What else is there to say?

[pliant ruin]

imagine if taht was for other bosses too

[mighty zenith]

king slime

is a slime

with a crown

[pliant ruin]

Eye.
Worm.
Brain.

[mighty zenith]

queen bee

[icy veldt]

Golem the Golem

[mighty zenith]

is a

[wanton pendant]

Serpent.

[mighty zenith]

queen bee

[wanton pendant]

Witch.

[split mortar]

Wall of flesh

[pulsar ocean]

dog is named cosmic worm

[wanton pendant]

Robots.

Wall.

[pliant ruin]

i'd expect goelm to be like idk

[icy veldt]

Fire rock

[mighty zenith]

half of terraria's naming scheme is just the thing that it is

[pliant ruin]

Sun Golem. Ancient Golem. Temple Golem. Idk like anything

[young socket]

redigit isnt

[pliant ruin]

But noep., just

jsut Golem

[wanton pendant]

That's 98% of Calamity names.

[young socket]

the best namer

[wanton pendant]

The 2% is Astrum Deus.

[pliant ruin]

it's even funnier when you consider "golem" is used for various regular enemies

Ice Golem, Granite Golem, Stone Golem, etc

[mighty zenith]

calamity has pretty unique names

[split mortar]

Not like golem is much harder

[young socket]

stone and granite iirc

[mighty zenith]

a lot of them feel like pokemon names

[young socket]

o yea and ice

[mighty zenith]

terraria names are mostly just. animal

or concept

its just the thing that it is

no fancy name

its just.

golem

[wanton pendant]

Leviathan.

[split mortar]

Duke fishron

[mighty zenith]

if pbg was named by relogic it would probably be like.

plaguequeen bee

[icy veldt]

Empress of Light is kinda cool

[split mortar]

Infected queen

[wanton pendant]

Well, we knew you'd say that.

Guys, you're all wrong.

They'd call it Queen Bee Prime.

[icy veldt]

Not that creative, but better than usual by vanilla standards

[mighty zenith]

true...

[young socket]

thinking back to the time reb thought giant flying fox was a fantasy thing and then cheese had to break the sad news (its a real bat species)

[mighty zenith]

i do think its funny how

spazmatism and retinazer are actually clever puns

and then theres

destroyer

and

skeletron prime

[wanton pendant]

Calamity has a Mantis Shrimp as an enemy.

[icy veldt]

Skeletron Secundus

[wanton pendant]

Skeletron Prime is PEAK naming!

[split mortar]

Caused me to remember when rebecca thought mantle wasnt the ground or whatever

[wanton pendant]

Mantle layer?

The part under the crust?

[mighty zenith]

mantle like

john mantle

[icy veldt]

Rename Ares to Skeletron Secundus, and Thanatos to The Annihilator

[wanton pendant]

Artemis and Apollo to Big Stary Eyeball One and Big Stary Eyeball Two.

[split mortar]

#calamity-update-talk message

It was tectonic

Not mantle

[wanton pendant]

Well that was hard to read.

As someone who did Geography back in school.

[pulsar ocean]

hype moments and aura

[pulsar ocean]

it is the prime of skeletron tho

[wanton pendant]

Now I'm wondering what they ended up making Scoria, if not... normal rock?

[wheat walrus]

So, crust

[split mortar]

Yeah i remembered the wring word

[wanton pendant]

They were under the impression the Tectonic Plates were metaphorical.

[wheat walrus]

Tectonic plates are the vastest majority of the earth's crust

[wanton pendant]

And not... the ground.

[split mortar]

Rebecca did not know this

[wheat walrus]

they're the earth's surface, all the way to roughly 100km deep

below that is the mantle

[wanton pendant]

Then the cores.

Wait...

Deltarune?

[long bloom]

the SHADOW MANT

[split mortar]

No rot please

[wanton pendant]

Too late.

[wheat walrus]

The crust is solid, whereas the mantle is partially molten depending on depth

It reaches as deep as roughly 2900km

Then is the core, all molten

The inner core/center of the earth can get as hot as 6000 degrees celsius roughly, and the center is 6300km deep from the surface

[wanton pendant]

Are we really doing crust facts now?

[split mortar]

Damn so azafure is deep as fuck if the magma there is hot

[split mortar]

Yes

[pulsar ocean]

crusty

[wheat walrus]

Back on this, the reason the land and sea continuously change shape and position throughout the ages is because the crust/tectonic plates constantly shift, this also causes many other events like earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, the rise and fall of mountains and land, and can even affect the weather because of these shifts in the landscape

[wanton pendant]

Well.... Azafure doesn't seem to be that deep.

Also, nothing that isn't a fire proof snail would survive that depth.

[wheat walrus]

Don't think so, more like brimstone magma is just special compared to real magma

[wanton pendant]

Like, sure, world size probably isn't 100% accurate to the lore, but Hell really isn't THAT far underground.

Like, a large world's abyss is like, not that deep compared to the real worlds ocean floor. Not even a trench, the normal floor.

[wheat walrus]

If we assume the abyss is as deep as the mariana trench/challenger's deep (10-11km), and azafure is only somewhat below that, then yea it's only in the mid-upper crust for rl earth standards

[wanton pendant]

Good point.

[pulsar ocean]

would you rather spend your entire life trying to kill silva or fighting with xeroc

[split mortar]

The abyss is prob meant to like be as deep or deeper then mariana/challanger deep

[wanton pendant]

It would have to be really, really deep to be in the mantle.

And we'd die trying to get there.

[wheat walrus]

the earth's core has too much pressure

the molten isn't even actually molten from it

so it wouldn't be like lava

[icy veldt]

The entirety of Hell is probably just a massive cave complex or something

[wanton pendant]

Like, I'm sure for screwed up geography in worldbuilding, but putting a city in the actual mantle, is a bit far.

[wanton pendant]

Most realistic answer.

[wheat walrus]

and it would also be everything in it, not just lakes

[icy veldt]

Wait... Hollow Terraria Theory?!?!?!

[wheat walrus]

Also yea this

Hell would be in the crust I say

[split mortar]

Hell is a continent sized cave system with lotsa lava

[wanton pendant]

Abyss doesn't even HAVE to be that deep, it's most notable for being in a strange location.

(And irradiated and polluted.)

[long bloom]

reminder that the fucking sun is less hot than the lava in the crags

[wheat walrus]

not quite

[long bloom]

???

[split mortar]

Calamity sun is colder

The irl sun is hotter

[pulsar ocean]

does that mean you could live there with the boots that give lava resistance

[wanton pendant]

Xeroc would evict you.

[split mortar]

You explode from daybroken debuff

[wanton pendant]

Or tax you.

God taxes are real.

[split mortar]

Tax

[wanton pendant]

Too slow.

[split mortar]

I was responding to you

[wheat walrus]

the lava in azafure is compared to a mantis shrimp's fist, which is 4800c, somewhat lower but comparable to the sun's surface, not hotter

though, on hindsight, I assume you're talking about terraria's sun

[pulsar ocean]

i make a box on the sun and put the tax collector there and make xeroc pay taxes to me

[long bloom]

yeah

[icy veldt]

Good idea!

[long bloom]

true

[wanton pendant]

And ain't the surface of the sun the cold part?

[long bloom]

i hardly think you could describe it as cold

[wanton pendant]

I guess I'm just better equipped to deal with it than you.

[wheat walrus]

Terraria's sun temperature is 🍈🔫🫵

[split mortar]

[wheat walrus]

Irl, yea, though what xzier said, it's not cold

[split mortar]

No its me apparently

[wheat walrus]

Sun's surface irl reaches over 5000C, but it's constantly brimming with solar winds, flares, ejections that usually reach in the millions, and deeper layers of the sun also do

[wheat walrus]

You, also melon

[split mortar]

Why me…

[wanton pendant]

Like, technically, lightning is hotter than the sun.

[split mortar]

What have i done to be a meme

[wheat walrus]

Why not

[wheat walrus]

Yea but for only a miniscule fraction of a second

[wanton pendant]

That's why I said technically.

[wheat walrus]

And in a much smaller area

[wheat walrus]

Yea

[split mortar]

Not the case anymore

[wheat walrus]

But then u get misconceptions being thrown around like candies w ppl going "[thing] is hotter than the sun" because it briefly reaches over 5000C in a tiny area

[wanton pendant]

What kind of lightning are you having!?

[wheat walrus]

Star Level Gun

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Being hotter than the sun isn't that impressive. Staying hotter than the sun is.

[wheat walrus]

It also depends on wym by that

5000C is the coldest it gets

And also the area part

[pulsar ocean]

could xeroc cause an apocalypse by cranking up the sun hotter than it was back in the dragon age

[wanton pendant]

Yeah.

[split mortar]

Most likely

[wanton pendant]

Xeroc's not a jerk, probably.

[tropic oak]

first test run with an un-knower went well. he now knows

only had to fix a couple of things

[wanton pendant]

Did he... live?

[tropic oak]

he lived!

[wanton pendant]

How long will therapy to recover take?

[wheat walrus]

The sun's heat is spread over a gigantic cosmic object that dwarfs planets, rember

[tropic oak]

Not long, only mildly traumatized.

[split mortar]

Peak!
Just got stuff sorted out so ill be on soon

[wanton pendant]

Oh, better than expected.

[wheat walrus]

what yall do to bro

[wanton pendant]

Don't worry about it.

[split mortar]

Dont worry about it

[pulsar ocean]

well he didnt help his god buddies at all during the crusade massacre and i doubt fovos level threats wanna invade terraria every day

[tropic oak]

Don't worry about it

[wheat walrus]

melon what happened

[tropic oak]

Don't ask.

[wanton pendant]

Don't worry about it.

[split mortar]

Not your concern

[wheat walrus]

Why not

[wanton pendant]

Don't. Worry. About. It.

[wheat walrus]

Weak

[tropic oak]

(Just kidding. We are subjecting new people to the Calamity lore via a collaborative google doc to create an organized space for easiest digestability.)

[wheat walrus]

dang

[wanton pendant]

And I still think Ilmeris was destroyed in 1875!

[wheat walrus]

is it ppl yall know or just randoms picked from the streets

[wanton pendant]

Streets.

[wheat walrus]

Yo grandma was destroyed in 1875

[tropic oak]

streets

[wheat walrus]

Cool

[wanton pendant]

No she wasn't.

[tropic oak]

some guy was in here earlier and agreed to be subjected to it and gave feedback

[wheat walrus]

Yes she was !

[tropic oak]

very helpful feedback actually

[wanton pendant]

I remember... it wasn't.

[tropic oak]

you can join us if youd like omni

[wheat walrus]

You weren't even there

[wanton pendant]

I was!

[wheat walrus]

Maybe I will b not now

[split mortar]

Waterwraith join us

[wheat walrus]

As it stands, I am only a husk

[tropic oak]

wraith is in the doc melon

he can edit

[wheat walrus]

I must assimilate the energy of a thousand dragons to return to my primest morph

[tropic oak]

he wanted to add the abyss

[split mortar]

Ohh ok

[tropic oak]

waterwraithgaming

[wheat walrus]

WWG

wuwugee

I will devour the moonlord

But it shan't satiate

Could Noxus match the living, searing energy of a thousand dragons

[wanton pendant]

Uh... like... it took like, all the dragons to beat Fovos.

And if Fovos is stronger than Noxus.

[wheat walrus]

Yes but he's legless and braindead now so he's only 4 dragons

[wanton pendant]

Then all the dragons could probably beat Noxus.

[wheat walrus]

Can Noxus make up for 996 dragons

[wanton pendant]

I feel like he could.

[split mortar]

Noxus is more destructive so probably more raw eneegy

[wanton pendant]

Like, if all the dragons fought Noxus, Noxus is probably screwed, right? Because they barely beat a guy who was stronger.

[split mortar]

Noxus is less kit out for invading the dragons then fovos so yeah

[wheat walrus]

Goobon Gun

[hoary cape]

When I see WWG I am reminded of wizard with a gun lol

[wheat walrus]

Goobûl

GooberWraithGaming

[hoary cape]

We need EarthWraithGaming and FireWraithGaming and AirWraithGaning

To complete the elemental four

[split mortar]

The gaming wraiths

[wheat walrus]

gaming it

[pulsar ocean]

Does having the ml legs make you stronger than noxus

[wheat walrus]

goobozz

[hoary cape]

Three of us need to become the other elements with photoshopped versions of wraiths pfp where the wraith is the colour matching the element

[frosty charm]

i was gonna say "don't forget to account for the colorshift" but then i remembered the water in england is green so it checks out

[wheat walrus]

Goobered Bonnie

[mighty zenith]

who will be the avatar of wraith gaming

[wheat walrus]

Goobo

[wanton pendant]

No need to bring England into things.

[wheat walrus]

englandwraithgaming

sry not sry

[split mortar]

Men

[north root]

you should be sorry

[hoary cape]

Br*tish wraith gaming

[wheat walrus]

gooben

[hoary cape]

Cease

[wanton pendant]

That's the Queen.

[wheat walrus]

no goob.oshi

[north root]

qeen

[pulsar ocean]

Queen like deltarune

[hoary cape]

You mean the king

[north root]

qeenis

[wheat walrus]

qing

[hoary cape]

The queen unfortunately isn't around anymore

[wheat walrus]

kueen

[wanton pendant]

That's why she's a wraith.

[wheat walrus]

sob

[split mortar]

Wawawawa

Why does permafrost make ice biome colder

[wheat walrus]

why not

[north root]

stay frosty

[wanton pendant]

Because he's old.

[pulsar ocean]

Permanently frosting

[wheat walrus]

Jin Dahaad activity

[pulsar ocean]

I don't know who that is

[hoary cape]

Permafrost didn't make it colder because then yharim would know we freed him

[north root]

he's just too cool

[wheat walrus]

monster hunter, you know me

[pulsar ocean]

Ah yes monster Hunter

[north root]

imagine a terraria playthrough as a drink. the ice cubes in that drink were cryogen. now that he's melted, the drink gets watered down

basically i'm saying that the calamity experience craters right after cryogen

[pulsar ocean]

Someone should make a Terraria mod where you're a rock and you can't do anything except for standing still

[heavy zenith]

It'd be funny if you played as the same rock Xeroc carved out of the Aerie

[hoary cape]

You

You are being volunteered you don't have a choice

[twilit aspen]

in the draconic era did the dragons physically live alongside residents of terraria or did they just stay up in the dragon aerie

[split mortar]

There were some dragons out and about
Vetrasyl was in chrysadia

Considering theu refused the aeries safety even when getting hunted i dont think they would stay there casually

[hoary cape]

I wonder if zeratross was or if xeroc was allowed in Dragon Aerie so he could be friends with him lol

[pliant ruin]

Iirc humans mostly lived underground during the draconic era

While dragons lived on da surface

there were populations of humans in the surface as seen by Chrysadia though

[hoary cape]

Is this why there are houses underground

[pliant ruin]

ye

[split mortar]

Yes probably

[twilit aspen]

were the dragons the same as gods, meaning some were benevolent and some malevolent, or were they all nice/mean?

[hoary cape]

The former

[long bloom]

neither of the groups are a hivemind

there's nuance

like real life

[twilit aspen]

my life is like a videogame

wait

my videogame is like real life

[pulsar ocean]

You think xeroc has air conditioning on the sun

[twilit aspen]

so when did the dragon cult form? was it during the draconic era? after zeratros’s death?

[twilit aspen]

i’d imagine he doesn’t mind all too much

[pulsar ocean]

So his pillows are always warm on both sides when he goes to bed

[split mortar]

xeroc can use ice magic if they wanna to make stuff cooler probably

[mighty zenith]

lock me up for 100 years

[twilit aspen]

how can he use ice magic i thought he had primordial light powers

[split mortar]

xeroc isnt stuck to only primordial light

[pulsar ocean]

What if Garbo was betrayed and locked in the time chamber for 1000 years

[split mortar]

the guy can control that and it is his main power but he still has access to magic like others

[twilit aspen]

ohh that makes sense like a regular player just using a magic ice weapon yeah anyone can do it

[wanton pendant]

We don't know if he literally lives in the sun. He might have a home in Fantasy Florida or something.

[pulsar ocean]

Where else

[split mortar]

plus primordial light seems capable of replicating the effect of magic (boss rush)

[split mortar]

the guys doomslayering it in the distortion trust

[pulsar ocean]

The sun is far enough away to see avenger level threats coming from cosmos

[split mortar]

ok but doomslayer

[wanton pendant]

Why doesn't he fight Yharim, is he stupid... or did he do it already?

[pliant ruin]

I once again must spread my agenda

It'd be really funny if using specifically daybreak or solar eruption on xeroc had a special interaction where it does 0 damage and he just goes

Dude that's like literally my thing what did you expect

[wanton pendant]

'Uh... did you think that would work? Don't you have better weapons by now?'

[frosty charm]

trying hard to beat the stage

[pulsar ocean]

Make it so if you're wearing the solar armor fighting xeroc all of his attacks do 9999 damage

[pliant ruin]

my life is like a videogame and im in the super agony hell boss fight

[split mortar]

its more so solar frags are primordial light so you are just using a hose to fight the ocean

[pliant ruin]

help me

[wanton pendant]

Xeroc boss fight should disable Torch God's Favour.

[pulsar ocean]

Doesn't xeroc no diff noxus what stops him

[frosty charm]

he's a lazy bum

[split mortar]

noxus keeps on throwing unskippable cutscenes and running away while xeroc is stuck

[frosty charm]

also pretty sure xeroc is focused more on like

[frosty charm]

larger scale protection

i dont think we know how much noxus like

does

so shrug

[wanton pendant]

Moon's Haunted Theory + Distortion is inside the Moon Theory.

[split mortar]

noxus is the theoretical second fovos event xeroc wants to protect against

[frosty charm]

you are the moon theory + the distortion is the moon theory

[wanton pendant]

Wait, I'M THE DISTORTION!?

[pulsar ocean]

If Mars has life does that mean Mars has a world soul anyone can exploit for infinite power

[split mortar]

THE TERRARIAN IS YOU IS THE MOON YOU YOU YOU YOU

[wanton pendant]

If it did, it's dead.

[split mortar]

im gonna go continue doing thingamabobs bye chat

[wanton pendant]

Xeroc after beating Boss Rush:

[pulsar ocean]

bye

[pulsar ocean]

I thought your pfp was a frog this whole time

[wanton pendant]

A frog?

[pulsar ocean]

Yes

[wanton pendant]

You think I look like this?

[inner pasture]

Hi chat, I'm just getting to know more about the lore. What's the "brimstone elemental" incident?

[pulsar ocean]

Who knows

[wanton pendant]

So, around 15 years ago one of the bosses, the Brimstone Elemental.