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...are there any other events with tiers?
cheese will forever be the only person who actually enjoys OOA and has fun with it and thinks that even with the admittedly valid reasons people have to dislike it it also does certain things better than most other events...
At least tiers similar with the OOA
Solar Eclipse is the only one i'd really say
i Guess goblin army but thats like a single new enemy so
None with the OOA style though
also Blood Moon
Yeah Solar Eclipse doesn't really have that much of an increase
Acid rain for calamity
Solar Eclipse gets alot of different enemies though
Blood Moon is not as much
and goblin army is one
the auric soul merges with their regular soul to create an entire new thing
Post plantera is when the 1.3 eclipse exists no?
snail
Like
Like Solar and Blood Moon don't have the additional requirements of
Needing defender medals to buy the armor and a tier 3 sentry just to stand a chance
I think OOA does enemy niches and variety way better than any other event tbh
When you get to the tier. You usually get the gear needed through progression
I think the defender medals thing is fine and the issue itself is more that you get very few of them tbh
nuh uh my explanation was better
Meanwhile you could be entirely unaware of OOA
Then start it post golem
Like I did
And then just get zerg rushed
If they just buffed the amount of defender medals you get from completing one event it'd be way better
And now your crystal is fucked
Also this
I mean that's also less of a issue with OOA and more of just a issue with
gonna be honest here
Terraria being a game that dosen't explain things too well
You can like miss Alot of things in the game on a blind playthrough
I also remember farming Betty over 20 times
And never getting the flying dragon
So that probably sours my mood even more
Inverting your teeths orientation
Seriously why can't we shimmer to an alt. Boss weapon drop
good news
Added in sso
Its in the changelogs lol
we can finally be bees
someone already made that joke earlier today
This just goes for like
Sandbox games in general
removing your protons
tbh some sandbox games does it well
Though i guess it depends on what you qualify as a sandbox
I generally think that Terraria needs more explanations than say
Minecraft
Since one has progression while the other literally is "Do whatever the fuck you want IDC"
yeah terraria's tutorialization is
abject dogshit 
I miss the console tutorial
Although it was only slightly better than nothing tbh
Notably the. nether
ruined portals fixed that tbh
for someone who dosen't go to the wiki or know Minecraft and who goes in completely blind how the fuck are they gonna discover how to go the nether
They really didn't 😭
Some japanese (?) streamer played minecraft blind for a year without knowing about the nether or end
And i can't blame them because like even with ruined portals
I would say that the end is fucking obscure as shit. There is zero hints
you have to go through the following line of thougth
i mean there's achievements but who reads those
Hmm what if i rebuild the portal (They have to do it in a specific way, they might use different blocks for decoration or just make a slightly different shape in which case. Oops! no portal)
And then AFTER that
they have to SOMEHOW have the idea
Hmm what if i light the center of the portal on fire
The end is way better than the nether in that regard
Because assuming the player obtains eyes of end
Which, shouldn't be hard IF they have got to the nether and gotten blaze rods, because then they'll probably craft blaze powder eventually because of the crafting guide book, which leads to eyes
They throw the eye
And i think it's reasonable to say the player might be curious about what the eye does
I mean you'd know they exist.
But you wouldn't know that you have to kill a tall black man, steal his balls.
Then kill shorter men with weird rods, steal their rods, and then turn them into powder.
Combine the balls and powder to make eyes and then follow the floating eyeball.
I mean
again
crafting guide
the moment you get blaze rods, you know blaze powder exists
"we need to go deeper" states you have to light the portal, and there's flint & steel/fire charges in ruined portal chests
not that much of a logical leap
and you know blaze powder exists, so if you have ender pearls, which at this point the player would most likely have
you know eyes of ender exist
As you said yourself
who reads achievements
;sob
Not to mention again they'd have to build a specific portal frame
And there's a chance they just do it wrong
And then following the eyes of ender as you notice they seem to be heading somewhere is like
perfectly reasonable
that part is still true
At some point, they stop moving forward
And the player goes
hmm they seem to have stopped here
Which would go to either "what if i go up" or "what if i go down"
And if they go down they find a stronghold, eventually find a end portal
And well the end portal has atleast 1 eye of ender on it already and the player notices the others are empty
And from there yeah most people would just correctly assume to put the eyes in there
The eyes go down into the ground dont they?
finding the end is far more intuitive to a 100% blind player than finding the nether
most of the time yea
I would agree if it wasn't for the ruined portals
I feel like they are more intuitive than the end
Since it doesn't help that you often have to walk at least hundreds of blocks
The whole time wondering
"Is it leading me somewhere or is this just a waste of time?"
But pre-ruined portal
Yeah the end has more direction
Post ruined, you can probably guess that the omnious gateway needs to be completed since they usually have an obsidian block missing
And there are blocks that you see nowhere else
So they must connect that the gateway and blocks are connected
Maybe somebody could make the mistake that only ruined portals could lead to the nether?
Yharim really loves Ilmeris
Dont ruined portals often show you like
The basic shape
So fucking up the shape is prob not too likely idk
that the WHAT
Just realised omni has teto pfp
I should change my pfp to Yharim
my pfp is me in real life
the issue with ruined portals is that crying obsidian doesnt work for the portal iirc
Le ambassador
No you are yuri limbus and calamitas
girl ✅
normal ✅
streamer ✅
why are you in black and white
it all checks out
were you born before they invented color
Cheese is ancient
old hag
i knew it
moldy cheese
put this mf in the pit
Mold ridden individual
Garbo can't be speaking of mold tho
there is no mold on me
Wait true wtfrick
You are mold at this point
You're literally garbo
Chat why is my phone convinced mold isnt a word
There's mold in there
nuh uh
maybe it thinks you're trying to say mould
I don't even dirten them
Hold
Told
Old
Nope
I'm the dumbassador
Mold
arent you a turtle
Damnit
nooo
yum im so full of palstic
do you think more people joined yharim for his ideology or for the benefits
we know like nothing about him but i get the feeling hes probably chill
I feel like for those under tyrannical gods, ideology.
But mostly joined just to not get murdered
good question tbh id say itd be almost impossible to tell specially when you consider the additions of people who didnt quite follow for either
Yharim was so charismatic if you didnt join him because of his ideology hed find a way to make you join him somehow
Ima find the bit we do know brb
Like theres so many reasons one could join him and that comes from Yharim's complete power over the state of the world and his immense charisma
i liked that one headcanon alt(?) had where they were pretty chill all things considered but would also unintentionally kill everything that came near so they had to live in isolation
Genuinely believing his ideals, simply wanting to survive and be on the side of the winner, wanting the wealth and comfort the yharmy provided, being pressured into it by peers, family or friends
And that's probably not even all
i'd also like to imagine that they were friends with the dragon of life cause i think life and death being mortal enemies is a bit boring
Maybe some of them just really wanted to kill people
Like they didn't even care about the ideals they were just like man i REALLY want to kill people
fair
true!
it makes more sense even for them to be buddies tbh
both were like, iirc
amongst the very first dragons
And like
life and death work in tangent with eachother
life gives way to death, death gives way to life
pretty sure it's said that life and death were the first two dragons to get auric souls yeah
life and death both being really chill and then rebirth the evil racist one
Oh we know how weaver came to be sort of
my name is weaver
i weaved the storms
it was difficult to escape the noxean hivemind
das what i'm sayin
they wouldn't be enemies they'd be coworkers
:true:
i'm really interested on what's up with weaver tbh because like
we know less about it than any of the other distorto guys really?
Obviously Devourer is the one we know the most of, id say followed by Ceaseless
Then it's Signus who's admittedly pretty mysterious but we know atleast most of what his central Deal is
if this is the case i also think it'd be cute if the DoL was the only creature in existence who could get close to them without dying
but with weaver we don't really know anything except it kind of looks like DoG superficially and its free from the noxus hivemind
There's not much to know about ceaseless given its like by far the simplest one in concept really. It's not even a character, it's just a portal that was Probably made by Noxus
Honestly Ceaseless is less so a character and more so just a extension of Noxus as one given its literally just an Object it made
then weaver like
We literally dunno anything
Why it exists, where it comes from, what are its motivations
The guy appeared the same time as dog and fucked the atmospheres ecosystem
It's just. yep. this is a worm from the distortion. its free from noxus's influence. kind of looks like DoG superficially but a more indepth look shows they're actually pretty different
Why is it here? Dunno. Why is it doing things? Dunno. How did it free itself from the influence of big distorto? Dunno. Where does it come from? Dunno.
Well i suppose
"Why is it here" is easy to infer
Probably avoiding Noxus
he comes from the distortion tupid
Where does it come from in the distortion. Like what's its role there.
Ceaseless is a portal by Noxus. Devourer is some sort of servant to Noxus that is absorbing essence to siphon to it. Signus is another fucked up distortion being much like Noxus is with its own ulterior motives and all
Where does Weaver come into play here. What does it do.
Clearly it's tied to Noxus in some way, it's not like Signus
But what it do for it
And why it break free from his influence
It got humgry and broke free for the foob
If i throw weaver around like a ball will he bounce
Yeps
Consumes something from the old sky civilizations, probably a smaller part to the larger hivemind in the Distortion
can weaver get a new theme and can it have the freedom motif on it
Aint weaver like
Free of the distorto hivemind
Weaver is explicitly stated to free yeah
That's the main thing about it
Somehow this mf worm broke free from Noxus's influence
Well when it was a part of the hivemind I meant
ah
This beast while of lesser stature than the Devourer, is a great danger in its own right.
They are clearly of the same species. Even this serpent was known to devour Wyverns whole.
Very little is known about the realm or space that the Great Devourer hails from.
Even Draedon and his obsessive research has been unable to discern its true nature.
The Weaver slipped through a rift from this place opened by the Devourer, and he has monitored it since.
In his mind, the lesser serpent's similar powers could lead it to be too threatening for him to let live.
Little does he know, he has forever stood in a similar position. He thinks himself invincible after all.
Weaver scales above noxus
Devourer seems to not be a big fan of weaver
In his mind, the lesser serpent's similar powers could lead it to be too threatening for him to let live.
This specifically is
interesting
Devourer has been monitoring Weaver and seems to be fully intent on killing it eventually
So weaver is a threat despite just existing
What does bro mean by Similar Powers though
I mean i guess this could just be Yharim being a dumbass again but assuming he's right here
Devourer is threatened by Weaver's "similar powers"
or well
feels threatened
What's this one from? Lore ite?
The implications of dog feeling threatened feels too big for the devs to just chalk up to
Yharim dumb
Yeah i fully agree with this
Cause it directly contradicts what Draedon tells us about weaver
They are clearly of the same species. Even this serpent was known to devour Wyverns whole.
Only this does
And that was in fact just Yharim being a dumbass
Which is why i said
This doesnt contradict draedon and has giant implications
Superficially they're very similar (Yharim's commentary) but upon closer inspection they're actually different type of beings (Draedon's commentary)
If that was wrong its likely the rest could be, also DoG would likely not give its true intentions about weaver
Yes but the implications are too big for me to think the devs would just go
Yharim dumb ignore it
Draedon even comments about how DoG gets very defensive over direct information about the distortion
Okay so
- Weaver is superficially similar to DoG - Similar enough for Yharim to confidently say they're the same species
- Devourer feels threatened by Weaver's very existence due to their "Similar powers", and it seems like DoG is fully intent on killing Weaver if he feels as if he needs to
- Weaver seemingly is fully free from any sort of higher influences from the Distortion, such as Noxus
Why would DoG ever lie about weaver though
What benefit does he get from it
If anything
Him being very intent on killing weaver and monitoring it
Is like extremely sus
Why would he do that
It's just making him more sus than he already is for Yharim
And yeah just chalking it up to
"Yharim is dumb!" would just be like. frankly really lame lol
DoG is known to lie though which is why I'm hesitant to believe much it says
You don't just drop such a huge implication like that and just go "yeah sorry guys yharim is dumb"
crack theory: SW is a normal creature not from the distortion that got abducted somehow and was in the process of being transformed into a DoG-esque creature but escaped before the transformation could be finished
works cited: picture of a crack pipe
Pfft
Except for its not because Draedon directly talks about how Yharim was wrong in the lore even if indirectly
Yeah he does in. weaver and devourer being the same species
Which is
Nowhere near as much of a huge implication as this
If anything, that's what most people would assume without having even read the lore item
I think its supposed to tell us that something doesn't add up about the distortion and the information we have about it
And it actually makes sense. Like
Weaver and DoG
do
in fact
look superficially similar
dog is known to lie when its things regarding noxus
Im not against the idea weaver was gonna be a dog like creature that fill same role that dog would have
The Weaver and DoG being the same species makes sense
if anything, dog lying just further improves the chance that weaver is more important than what is being let on
weaver is actually noxus
But Yharim just saying that nad it just being a complete misdirection or lie is just
Gonna be completely honest here that's just bad writing 😭
It's not leading up to anything
DoG is a creature purposed by noxus
That feeling threatened has a lotta implications and yeah it going nowhere is just bad
I was avoiding that card of it not going anywhere being bad writing but yeah i agree
Again DoG is known to lie even about things that can be proven false easily
A red herring for the sake of a red herring where the implications of it being true is cooler
Again
It speaking about anything distortion related I would never believe
Him lying about this is just worse for him
i think it'd be weird for him to lie about feeling threatened by SW of all things
^
Why would he ever do that
He's literally John Ego
Why would he lie about feeling threatened about something
if he knew sw posed no threat you know that mf would be bragging about it
^^^
The guy would brag to high hell and back that the super strong distortion super animal poses zero threat to the guy
✅
The "Weaver is just a animal from the distortion" idea is seeming less and less likely by the minute ngl.... I think this mf worm is more important than we thought...
Hell the fact dog doesnt do that despite weaver possibly posing a threat itself also means something possible
Idk i think Draedon is just right and they are not the same
Draedon never refutes what we on about
Because yeah thats literally true they're rnot
That's not whjat are we talking about
They arent the same species
Doesnt mean they cant threaten eachother by having similar roles
they aren't the same but they seem to be similar
reading comprehension devil
and that's far more interesting than DoG being merely a grown SW
For whatever reason, DoG seems to feel threatened by Weaver
DoG feels threatened by Weaver and the two are similar enough for Yharim to mistake them for being the same species
that's gotta mean Something
yep
Weaver is another creature made by noxus probably then
Idk
like yharim might not know shit about biology but he's not braindead
And like yeah, going of the fact they're both flying worm things from the distortion
Yeah they absolutely are superficially similar
DoG out of all people feeling threatened by something is
yeah
Something's going on in there
i'd wager Yharim is good at reading people and DoG is known to be dogshit at lying
Yea
Like act in a way to make it seem like he dosen't feel threatened by it
but Yharim would uh
be able to tell
Yharim bad at biology but good with reading people
I mean I guess DoG could be threatened by the information someone like Draedon could gather from it
If dog did lie about feeling threatened yharim would prob be able to just
Tell
Also weaver is older then dog iirc
Just more info to throw in cause bit relevant
Yeah I still think its something about the information SW could give about the distortion over it being powerful in some way
maybe its not weaver could grow and kill dog but replaces dog by being better at its purpose or something
this was meant to be a joke but at this point it doesn't feel that unreasonable honestly
Its possible they serve similar purposes I mean it does eat wyverns so it may have something to do with soul transferring like DoG
every dog lie
creation of cv: hiding the fact that noxus exists
permanence of cv: hiding the fact that a distortion being is more powerful than it
braelor and statis being as good as dead: technically not a lie, its entirely possible he didnt know signus had connections to the onyx kinsmen
saying the essence he consumed was destroyed: didnt want to know it was being transported somewhere
DoG isn't afraid of SW itself, he's afraid of being replaced
Yeah so
If dog gets replaced then like
The guy may just get killed by noxus
Every major piece of information he has ever given about himself was a lie in someway no?
And yharim could see through all but one so i see it reasonable that yharim would see through the feels threatened lie if it is one
Well yes but he does not give much information about the disruption past that
I don't think it's about Weaver being ultra powerful
I think it's about:
Whatever Weaver is, it somehow threaten's DoG's purpose
also keep in mind
draedon has a whole paragraph about weaver specifically being older than dog
Weaver absolutely could encroach on dogs purpose
Yes portals and eating of souls of flight most likely
Okay so
- Weaver isn't following Noxus and is seemingly fully independent
- Devourer feels threatened by it due to their "similar powers"
- Weaver is older than Devourer is
but weaver came from one of dogs portals, not their own
Similar power in soul consumption then
What if Weaver could absorb essence the same way Devourer can and it felt threatened by it because it means Weaver could permanently gate Devourer from sending Essence to Noxus
If Weaver consumed essence, there's no way Devourer could send that over to Noxus
Weaver could effectively ruin Devourer/Noxus's entire plan
Yeah which is dogs biggest thing…
And stipulating of that
What if Weaver is, as Leon said, in a way
A prototype Devourer
If it does have essence absorption abilities, then, well
It'd make sense as to why it has them if it's a prototype Devourer of sorts
and... what.
But it broke free from Noxus's influence
Which means the essence it absorbs no longer goes to Noxus
and yeah it checks out
with weaver being way older
And it explains why Devourer feels threatened by it
It could singlehandendly ruin their entire plan if it just absorbed Essence before DoG did
So who gets the essence then
Weaver?
Good question
I assume it might just go to weaver ??
That is kind of a hole in the theory yeah
But it might be
less of a hole and more of just something we'd need more evidence to definje
But like
to me
this seems like a solid theory
It seems to add up with everything we're seeing here
Weaver has old lore dog power absorption ??? 💔
It just doesn't much sense of why DoG would keep SW alive for any period of time then
DoG is likely much stronger than it no?
Weaver being way older than Noxus, Weaver having "similar powers" to DoG and being superficially similar to it in some way, DoG feeling threatened by it
DoG is stronger yeah
Weaver aint too far behind in progression and is much smaller
Prob a bitch to hit for dog
Regardless of it's this or not there's some reason why DoG hasn't just killed Weaver yet even though it feels threatened by it
if weaver has absorption powers, wat if he got his lightning from eating a bunch of aerialite
Weaver is said to be
Incredibvly fast yeah
That's like
dudes entire bit
He's Really Fucking Fast
....Aren't wyverns.
and wind too
Vetrasyl offshoots.
yes
guys .
guys he eats wyverns
guys
Weaver has old lore dog powers
DoG is NOT BEATING THE FRAUD ALLEGATIONS
Clearly weaver is xeroc in disguise
this is true
Clearly you are going to die in 37 minutes from sand related causes
Even if SW is significantly faster than DoG, DoG has portals i feel like it would still be not that huge of an issue for DoG to kill in some way
I’m not going to ark death sand area today it seem
Maybe I am overestimating DoGs portaling abilities
Dog doesnt immediately emerge from them there is a bright fucking light from the portal opening for a few seconds
Weaver can just run from those lights as well no?
is that just a gameplay mechanic or is that real
Yeah it still just doesn't add up
I mean yeah i imagine the giant fucking 500000 meter worm coming from a portal isn't it instant
Yharim only tells us DoG was monitoring and felt threatened but if it was that much of a big deal I feel like Yharim or Draedon would have been asked to help kill it
Whatever case it is DoG has something that's keeping him from killing weaver
We just don't know what yet
why would he care tho
Yharim and draedon lack the full context of dog working for noxus no?
What
Already discussed
Also yeah he'd have to convince them to help it
How would he do that lol
Weaver is not harming Yharim or Draedon in any way
this clearly means that storm weaver negdiffs dog and noxus
Draedon is easy, its a distortion creature similar to itself draedon could study
They would absolutely not help just out of goodwill
In which case
Draedon wouldn't want to kill it
:p
And Draedon is smart enough to tell that Devourer has ulterior motives
So is Yharim
They know he's a lying bastard
they just don't know what he's lying about specifically
Devourer would need to make an extremely good case to get them to help him kill weaver
dog is also really useful
Well yeah but I mean he has lied about far greater things and still been allowed to do them
Because otherwise they would (rightfully) not trust his motives
They'd know something's up, even if they wound't know exactly what
you can see what happens when you don't get rid of godly essence properly
Like consuming God souls when Draedon directly comments about how they likely are just being transported
Yeah but in that case
There's an actual massive benefit
Yknow
The evil biomes
Yharim is aware he's not telling the full truth but it's a indisposable help so he lets him do it regardless
just build more walls of flesh 
room of flesh
box of flesh
House of flesh
crimson
i have no idea what that emoji was
when are we gonna get the hi rise of flesh
🏑
I still think its just unbelievably sus that DoG put an emphasis on its feeling threatened and monitoring of SW while doing nothing about it
is there any idea on how strong storm weaver's mind is
like is it sapient
is it capable of tool usage
is it a stupid idiot dumb baby moron
For SOME reason Devourer hasn't just went out of its way to kill weaver yet
I'd believe we'll learn Why eventually because whatever it is it dosen't seem to be ingame yet
It's squiggly!
streisand effect maybe
"Storm Weaver hides itself within the fierce anvilhead clouds."
Boss checklist despawn message
Safe to say Weaver is hiding so
further evidence that yeah my guy is basically a fugitive
must’ve sold his soul to weaver
weaver, the dealmaker
Maybe dog would kill on sight but never gotten a good shot to before it just flees to fuck knows where then
I mean yeah Weaver is like super speedy, hes like probably The Speediest Character behind maybe the exo twins
So that's still on the boat
Also what lore thing talks about SWs independence
such as?
I'm my own god
The dumbassador, gremlin of maldecisions, silly programme
Yharim could never defeat me
For he'll make the maldecision of never coming to Calamity Mod
And will do so for eternity
Unlike the other beings from the Distortion, the Storm Weaver lacks higher purpose, feasting upon the remnants of the civilization that once dwelled in the skies.
Bestiary
Wrong, Yharim tomorrow
"dealmaker" could be kind of a sick new title for Signus to replace the Envoy of the Devourer thing
Aight bet
I mean
I just feel like there's more to it
That doesn't really lead me to beleive its independent
yeah this has been discussed by devs before iirc
Yharim is now eternity mode exclusive boss
third case of calamitous presence baybeeeeee
Its obviously different from other distortion beings but I don't know if independent is the right way of thinking about it
It's not servile to a higher being like Devourer is
The devourer of gods that can't devour me, utmost fraud he stands to be!
anyways yep something fishy going on with weaver and devourer really hates it for some reason
I'm sticking to my idea that Weaver is just a rebel prototype DoG of sorts for now until i hear something that has more credit to it
There's a few holes but
So much matches so well
I feel like any holes this theory does have might full well just be a byproduct
Of yknow
I weave my own destiny and I clear the skies of storms! The storm weaver never stood a chance
Unfinished mod
there's holes because there are quite literally pieces missing
yeah lmao
true
Luffy VS Noxus or smth
@spare pier you're probs sleeping but thoughts
Lore chat being loreous!
Melon Gun...
You will be bit
I will bite back
And you
Are you gonna bark or bite
Do you really wanna twist that knife in the belly of the monster?
Get tf up 🗣️ wake tf up 🔥
Yeah kill that fuck
Wipe the system and back tf up 🗣️🔥
Ok kingslayer song
You're a puppet when they cut your strings off, don't come crawling back 🗣️ kingslayer, destroying castles in the sky 🔥
Yharim is in the aerie, a "castle" in the sky
Yharim is done for
Cooked harder than the ppl who wanted him to be godking did
drew yhargle again
Butter
pretty boy
I’m stealing yharim’s hair
Reminds me of Bondrewd from MiA
we need more yhar
first we cal then we amity
What is a Calamity, but a miserable little pile of Yharim?
Puppet? Strings? Do they ring?
is this deltarune brainrot
yes its lyrics in spamton neo theme
the terrarian
No idea how that'd go
I was expecting it to be one sided as fuck in luffy favour
Calamity is like city level (apparently) so i think luffy has this tbh
Maybe
Probably
Plausibly
dang
calamity scaling changes depending on what is cool at the moment w the devs,,,
Please no more Powerscalerot here. We only use real measurements.
one time calamitas and exos are city level and noxus and xeroc small planet level, one other time calamitas and exos are still city level but noxus and xeroc are island level
we use whichever measurements are cool at the moment
Calamitas destroyed a country.
this time it was asked in powerscaling terms
and that's not even how the tiering system works 😔
Calamitas is Italy-tier.
So you are stronger then Italy?
i AM italy
oh god not the powerscaling
If you are Italy you don't win the matchup.
you're wrong
i won
no diff
She has a type advantage.
Calamitas has Spanish themes, and everyone knows Spain has a type advantage over Italy. Everyone knows that.
Now, if she were fighting the British on the other hand...
Bad matchup.
I have higher discord bot level than my spanish friend in another server so you're wrong
😔
Discordmaxxing is the opposite of strength.
you're the opposite of strength
I have big cylinders, how is that not strength?
that's big cylinders
eternal cylinder
i did what that one deltarune character who was getting chased by a car failed to do a few days ago but several times over
i dodged the chariots (immeasurable speed feat)
Cross the road?
get home on foot wout getting ran over by cars in the dark and rain 😔
immeasurable speed and infinite stamina feat
Powerscalers using a random one off hyperbolic statement explicitly stated as being a baseless claim to prove that Peppa Pig is stronger then Superman.
this reminds me of a thing
forbidden class schizoposting
Powerscalers when something is explicitly stated as being capable of some ungodly, incalculably ridiculous whatever the plot needs ability (they'll ignore that.)
siren head solos goku trust
I don't even know what some of those things are.
cave dweller vs goku... powerscale this omni...
cave dweller got this
true chese
Powerscalers explaining why this thing beats Superman.
baldi from baldi's basics vs homelander
Homelander dies when Baldi touches him because game mechanics are 100% accurate unless it makes my favourite look bad then they're not.
gameplay mechanics are canon ||(only if they fit my agendas)||
Someone coming in to claim that 'The Terrarian is you' means that they can have the Terrarian killed Yharim last week as their backstory and that all our theories are stupid and don't make sense because of it.
donkey Kong might scale above yharim chat
the terrarian is the creator of the universe but he decides to come down and fuck around as a mortal because he's just that bored 
Oh god what did i start
a calamity
Say that again
a calamity
My Terrarian absorbed Yharon's soul last week, why is he still here, is this a plot hole?
My terrarian cloned him 36 minutes ago dw
My Terrarian is secretly Calamitas, why is she here fighting me when I'm her, is she stupid?
You are your own worst enemy
I am... all of me.
|| I am my enemy and my friend... ||
Just bite people
Do not bite people.
Do bite people
Do not bite people.
Finally put the Godseeker voicing together. Took me long enough. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PiO3B-vVRdU&t=279s&pp=2AGXApACAbAEAQ%3D%3D
Bite people
Be the feral trash panda with rabies you want to see in the world.
Don't bite people!
Bite people who deserve it
That's acceptable.
Hi
Hello
Greetings puny mortals.
You will not wake up
I don't sleep, so what's new?
Yay!
Bah alors
What?
Why did that conversation feel like one that happened at some point during the war.
On m’oublie comme ça
I don't speak French, unless the government asks, then I do. Also, this is an English speaking server.
Je suis la seule française alors ici
Peak as always
Hey my great grandfather was french if that counts for anything
This conversation definitely happened at some point in cal lore right? This just feels like a convo that would happen
If you go back a thousand years...
dragons
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
can you imagine?
Eating people > merely biting people
Say that again?
yeah
You talk like a TikTok bot.
That's just what the French are like.
Ew no, human flesh is chewy and gross. The heart however
Je suis pas un robot
bro is a robot
Non
Looke out a bear polar.
stained
Je peux pas abréger vous allez rien comprendre
Gente lembra que esse é um servidor que fala inglês, por favor não utilize de outros idiomas 😊
Is that Portuguese?
Thank you. Did’ya notice what I did with CV’s text box?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!!!!!!!!!
lmao
They're saying English is the language of idiots.
holy crap is that cheese ,
no sorry im evil cheese
Ntm 🤣🤣🤣🤣
evil (Portuguese) cheese
Oh that’s funny.
Ich spreche kein Deutsch, das wird mit Google Übersetzer gemacht
cheese this stained brutal shit isnt for the weak
damn ...
at least the choir sounds cool 
Now the German speakers are here.
Il y a de beau anglais pour moi ?
i gotta learn a 3rd language so i can hit people with my trilingual blast
vIraS Hol Dajatlh 'e' yImev
J’aimerais faire des vocaux aussi avec ma voix
Wow, you're all here just mocking me.
What’s FL Studio and why have you spent nearly 50 minutes in it
I don’t speak German actually
You speak English, it's close enough.
Does it mean like, Florida Studio
Barely
Fruity Loops
Répondez moi les anglais wsh
please try to keep it to english only in this server
;-;
Balls
Féach cad a tharlaíonn nuair a úsáidim teanga nach bhfuil aithne agam uirthi!
So Azafure's culture is largely based on Spain, I remember that, but I forget what Ilmeris is based on, in that regard
its not racist its just like easier for moderation if everyones speaking a language they actually understand
its fine if u speak french just like try speaking english in a english speaking space yk
I don't think they have it nailed down.
Azafure is largely inspired on spain, Chrysalis iirc is greece
Illmeris is idk lol fish 🔥
Atlantis lol
(I'm a Seacilian Truther.)
maybe we haven't learned it yet because the devs are very committed to never letting us catch a glimpse 
even looking at the inspiration is too spoilerous for our impure eyes
Don't worry, I'm a nice French girl, I don't say anything bad
Ilmeris has to be Finland, just because of that conspiracy theory that Finland isn't real and that it's just a fishing lake
doesnt change our policies
if one person starts not speaking english, bad actors will start doing it too
please just keep chat to english for our sakes or we might need to do something about it
"Kalamitaas perkele" - Amidias or smth
Me neither
xD
i'm also not english
But I think I'm the only French woman here.
the point's more that not being english is completely normal here
I'm not English either, thank God.
dragons
Dragon deez nuts
mijn moedertaal is nederlands maar ik praat normaal engels hier
Ah okay
Ich lebe an der Grenze zu Deutschland.
But I really like the English
What..?
Hi not English either, thank God.
And don't you forget it!
hiiiiii
I may be a native English speaker but at least im not british/hj
Wtfuck
True, like, that would be a nightmare.
melon death
America is only debatably worse rn
highly debatable but I'm only patriotic when I'm not verbal;ly tearing the place to shreds
I'm neither American nor British, so I win.
today I read the whole lore document in the pins and I wonder, is there any lore about day-to-day life in the factions?
With alive people theres prob not many civilisations left to define a “faction” With what yharim had done
Tho for dead civilisations and cities
People in dragon era had to go underground or find other shelter from the sun since the sun was drastically brighter and would likely just kill you after long enough
Chrysadia had a storm around it i think? Blotting the sun out to more manageable levels i think
Azafure was underground away from any sunlight
interesting
I wonder what it was like before yharim appeared?
the uhhh
deific era?
Yeah
(No)
The voices
the voices
The voices
the voices
it was probably pretty okay. draedon was definitely fucking around though during this time
Deific era would have been better then post crusade imo
Cause
Yharim didnt kill half the planet
I'm asking this because I'm making a d&d campaign and I decided to use the calamity universe (more like an alternate one to make it easier to adapt) so I'm looking for as much info as I can get
I'm loving the lore so far, but I noticed it tends to focus on gameplay elements (for understandable reasons, it's a game after all)
yeah
there’s not a lot of information about the deific era iirc
draedon and his machines dropped into legend though
iirc 1421
Most our info is just this god existed and then yharim happened
off the top of my head
then 1781 rolled around and yharim was like whats up bitches lets get it done
threw hands with everyone and everything and won
except for like one guy 
Yeah xeroc would be impossible to beat
everyone except the ones that ran away faster than him 
For yharim
in theory xeroc is the closest to a god with reeeaally godlike powers right?
ya
Yeah like 90%+ iirc
I mean providence and the slime god are there
Yeah xeroc is by far the literal strongest thing in calamity
i wouldnt put it past any of the gods to fake their deaths 
at least until john terraria appeared
i sure would if i were a god in that era
True.
interesting
having the unmatched power of the literal fucking sun tends to do that
he's a deadly laser
true
He is rapidly approaching
as headcanon I like to think of xeroc as a regretful god because of how he could see the big screen after he got his powers
not sure how he actually feels about the terrarian
Pre ascension form
if he loses he uninstalls terraria from your pc (real ending)
he’s a “get shit done; deal with the consequences” guy to me
his god form is his sigil behind him like a jojo stand 
I feel like the murder of zeratros and causing the other dragons to die might also be enough for the guy to regret some stuff
he did what he had to do to blow fovos off the map
perchance
Bitch ascended after fovos got mooned
truth
wasn't that zeratros?
The threat of a second fovos is just too high
zeratros got fucked up
he definitely tried though 
wait so who kicked fovos out again?
iirc it was zeratros but he almost dies by doing it
Every dragon was trying
yeah
oh right
they got absolutely fucked though
It was a month long war against the cosmic titan
xeroc got hands……
And
Yeah they didnt even kill the guy
Moonlord surviving 8 centuries without most internal organs
i really, really want the chance to actually fight a prime fovos in-game it would be so cool
assuming that fovos had legs, he got cut in half and still was alive and punching
Same but moonlord code hell
honestly quite incredible
Probably tentacles like vanilla has it
truth
probably
he feeds on radiation 
and probably no butthole either cause this guy feeds on dragons
LMAO
his arms are so huge lmfao
Die creature
is this what the dragons felt?
no wonder he was winning. he hit the gym
Id expect the thing that could suplex the super extra magic dragon civilisation to be buff
truth
They felt roughly 50 tons of nukes into their skull
1 damage
i really do wonder how much damage he was doing to the dragons like specifically
like yeah he was absolutely dogging on them but how?
was he throwing hands? using his eyes, his tongue?
a mix of all three, even
was it ever specified how many draglns were there? because if it was like a huge swarm of ultra powerful giant creatures the fight must've been inssne
there were thousands iirc
there's like 7 named gods at least
each got a dragon
i like to imagine him just punching the shit out of zeratros
Cei has admitted to writing as if there was 3K but no in game or reliable numbers
the fight was definitely crazy
picturing this makes it so goofy LMAO
Better described as a war it went on for a month according to statements iirc
-# statements arent the end all be all but its what we have afaik
xeroc got hands
I mean technically similar to what fovos does in-game except probably faster?
but you see
melee = hype moments and aura
And stronger and more
yeah
picture a full body fovos at full power, sped up by like at least 8x
dude was dunking on them
50x damage boost
melee mains when
don't forget the pillars were a major help
where’s omni when you need him to do calculations
truth
oh wait yeah so it was a full scale invasion
like a full size version of the lunar events with fovos present
1037 was just a very bad year for the dragons
something like that
Yeah the guy pulled up with a portable cosmic army as well
#ilovemycelestialarmy
his twitter followers
Fovos is the only character with a sliver of s chance to beat xeroc iirc
Literally everyone else has fucking 0% chance iirc
hes got aura though with only half a body
it would be very funny to have an event of this designed around multiplayer
a dozen crazy terrarians vs the army that beat a thousand dragons
I could beat Xeroc.
get lucille on the line
You aint got it dawg
Ml has more aura
You underestimate my power.
moon lord more like aura lord
LMFAO
I DIDN'T SEE THAT
see you get it
Rangers can beat Xeroc, because with enough arrows you can blot out the sun.
Btw solar is primordial light twisted and changed by moonlord
primordial dark
primordial dark
auradust armor, nebulaura armor, solar aura armor and vortex aura armor are post-yharim armor that you get from beating full power auralord
Deltarune.
Embers mention
the roaring vs xeroc lets get it
ohhh interesting
prime fovos vs titan delrarune
this fight would be insane
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Who wins in murdering innocents; Fovos or Yharim?
yharim
That is the most one sided smack down like ever holy fuck the titan is fucked
i wouldnt say so
3 billion > 1 thousand
fully grown titan
Yeah but do we factor in the quality of the murder?
Thats the only scale im using since its all we can quantify
And yeah
Baby gets obliterated
How much of a percent is a baby to an adult in strength?
okay but you beat it with The Power Of Protagonism or whatever
im gonna say 1037 in front of a dragon guys i sure hope it doesn’t ignite me
moonlord's ass does NOT have the light of the soul
You beat it with light and moonlord has primordial light with solar pillar
okay how does moonlord gets inside the titan to seal it
By obliterating its fucking body
and this is a 1v1 he can't throw a solar pillar enemy in
we are not doing this
fovos could absolutely just punch it in half
At most its a stalemate of fovos just obliterating the titan endlessly while titan does fucking nothing imo
Can Fovos eat the titan
i do wonder of Noxus is in his prime currently
Persmaps
or is he some…….underpowered LOSER…..
Could the gods, assuming they worked together, band together and beat Noxus (pre-genocide obviously.)
he is iirc
bc he's been gaining god essence since dog's creation
right right
plotting something nefarious
you think he’s stronger than fovos at our current point in time?
If noxus isnt in prime
:/ old lore
xeroc alone kills noxus so yes
not prime fovos
Ok, not including Xeroc.
Consistently noxus been put below prime fovos
I should have specified, apparently.
shakidou plus providence may be enough to put a good fight
add a lot of other gods
they win
Which one was Shakidou?
well, yeah, i know that, i was just thinking if he were to be stronger than prime fovos at our current time, and it seems to not be so
god of emptiness
Noxus can prob eat and kill a god for power since thats what it is likely doing
Oh boy! I can’t wait for Dogma to come back and solo!
Dogma is obviously the real potential god.
God of dogma getting fucking devoured
He could have controlled the world had Yharim not disobeyed!
oh yeah noxus would be probably nerfed in this fight cuz no god essence eaten
Could, and would, but never was.
noxus is our current potential distortion creature