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the same one who people actively mischaracterise by mistake
mostly because of memes
yeah, that guy
he's cool
i like him
whats up
How strong is she physically
How much stronger is she currently compared to when the incineration happened?
not by THAT much i feel like
Would she be at yharon level during the incineration?
isnt the main thing that shes honed her skills more
Yeah i imagine this
not that shes gained strength
I'm tryna write something and need to know if what I have written could be accurate
Cei can you answer this aswell please
Cei i have a spare pretzel do you want it
nah i just ate
like proper bakery pretzel

also sorry am kinda busy rn
oh ok
O ok
β
ur right

shits freezing for me
calamitas with permafrost's experience and intelligence π π π (those who know)
500 year old Calamitas & 1000 year old Permafrost trapped on a big chair like he's the god emperor
what if calamitas was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the TIME CHAMBER? (part 651)
COULD YHARIM BEAT LIMBLESS BLINDFOLDED DESEASED NO EARS NO NOSE TIRED XEROC
(NOT EVEN CLOSE)
π₯
yes
Capable of answering now?
Or does answering the question immediately download all malware on fabsols computer
latter
good
you get banned again for asking
:(
aint even soecual anymor
banned to the power of 15 gun
If yharim ever gets released as a boss. It would be absolutely insane
Might as well aim for 20
Calling all calamity lore heads, recently i have been perusing the web (as you do) and have found a stark lack of high quality calamity lore videos that covers every small detail. As of late i have had friends asking where is best to find out about the lore, so i have decided to begin the production of my own long form calamity lore video, in this endeavor i will need help from people who know the mod intimately and people who have a deep interest in sharing this knowledge with others.
exactly
thats why i came here
figured the best spot to find people interested would be the location where it all happens
but my end goal is to have a full video, with some voice acting and narration (mostly by me) that covers each tiny detail that calamity has to offer
so like Yharim scales to universe+ because he defeated Shakidou who is the god of space, which means Yharim is fourth dimensional
so if anyone is interested in helping feel free to DM me
do keep in mind that anything not in-game is technically not canon, even if the devs mention it
there is stuff that's basically canon, as all the writers agree on it, but nothing is truly confirmed until it's actually in the mod itself
popcorn π
ok so i was joking
but continue your counter argument
i can't tell if omni is actually typing an entire essay or just forgot to delete his message, causing him to appear to be typing constantly
it's like 3am here or smth, but in the pinned section of this channel there's a pinned document that compiles every bit of lore information that's found in the game as of the last update, and there's quite a lot (doc is like 100+ pages long last I checked)
due to how the incoming update, sunken sea overhaul (which is gonna bring lots of lore stuff too supposedly), is taking a long time though, we've been getting quite a lot of (usually non-definitive, but still)lore in discord statements scattered through this server, specifically this channel but occasionally outside of it
other than this, I guess asking a bit around to developers, specifically writers such as Cei, Stip (nicknamed Vetrasyl here), Rebecca can help too
lore is still incomplete (it should be complete/fully written by the time of Calamity's final update, so Yharim release; may get some more if Xeroc/Noxus are actually released, which isn't definitive), but for the time being, this is all I could point you towards for info
goober
I'm trying to be helpful,,,
actually typing an entire essay it appears
i cant wait for SSO and the doc becomes 200 pages
flames
real nice of you to include that the lore will be complete with the final update
since that's happening very soon
π
this actually maybe isnt a joke
it might
i appreciate it, im using the lore doc right now to compile my notes, i do plan on reaching out to devs later but right now im just getting my bearings and figuring out how im going to tackle this project, but thanks.
what the fuck how much lore did you put into the update
I mention that cause I assume by the time Yharim is released, that all of the important lore info is there and all the unknowns that are left are meant to be unknown and theorized upon
π₯
i mean, xeroc and noxus stuff
im accounting for xeroc and noxus, but since them being released iirc isn't a definitive but only a possibility depending on how the devs feel by that point, I'm more so talking about what we know as definitive
did you intend for it to be this much at the beginning of making the update
no becuase SSO wasnt supposed to take this long
sso is the concept of scopecreep
calamity scales to conceptual level
at some point down the line would i be able to pick your brain about lore
the SSO solod the devs
@manic coral idk if this was asked before but where was Permafrost while Calamitas turned Ilmeris into stew
as in right when it started or while it was going on
when it was going on
bro knew what was up
Whatβs the difference between light and primordial light in calamity?
i know dedicated items are usually non-canon but is there anything that's actually stopping this from being canon? it's just a knife made with cosmilite
one is made of photons the other is made of mana
light makes things bright
primordial light has powers beyond comprehension
...and makes things bright
hey is Noxus in the new lore? And who is the person who narrates the boss rush?
Noxus is in new lore and xeroc narrates boss rush iirc
I am trying to make a google document encompassing the chronological events of calamity mod, cause this is peak fiction
thank you
Lore doc in pins
Check the lore document in the pinned messages for everything we know mostly
Currently reading through it, I'm reading up on the weapon tool tips right now
random question: why doesnt killing slime god and provi have similar effects on the world as the corruption and crimson?
the corruption and crimson are the result of multiple gods dying and they only happened after the essence of said gods was left unnatended for years
provi and sg's death is recent and only 1 god
I see
so you're telling me if I killed both of them in the same place and then left them for a year
update so full of lore it turns a google doc into a library book 
i will read all of it
theres still many more updates to make it even longer
even better 
idek what the plans are for making calamity themed novels (if at all) but as an author i'd happily have the calamity lore on my bookshelf if the moment comes 
would you be able to send that my way once youre done, im trying to make a comprehensive video that contains most if not all lore for calamity
and having a timeline would make the preperation a lot easier
sounds good, will do

i have an idea for it, but i'm struggling to give the entry much oomph
Who invented it?
Was it contemporaneous with the rebels who made the wulfrum drones, and used as a means of urban mobility? Or was it a later invention, scavengers taking tools to fight against Yharon and, in the absence of his meaningful reign, readapting them to a wholly new purpose?
well, this is strictly headcanon territory, but
when brainstorming for it, i considered how i typically make use of it
and that's in underground exploration
large, open caves or the Underworld
i just find it very useful for manoeuvring through those spaces
and, if the rebels wanted to disrupt as many of the Crusade's operations as possible
they'd have needed information on all of them
i assume there were more underground civilisations than just Ilmeris and Azafure, so i also assume that a fair few gods lived in the caverns
meaning that the Crusade would have had a lot of activity there
if the rebels wanted information on that activity, they would have needed a way to traverse the caverns easily, and preferably without getting caught
which is what i like to think the Wulfrum Acrobatics Pack was originally for
however i'm still a bit eepy and i'm distracted by something else so it's tough to summarise that in a single entry...
Very valid. Here's a question which probably doesn't have a lore answer but might: who built the house in the glowing mushroom biome? (Like, which civilization, not which individual.) Is, or was, there a god of the glowing mushrooms?
Because there was underground civilizations beyond Azafure and Ilmeris, canonically. There's the marble biome people at minimum.
prob not. the glowing mushrooms have been in the world for quite a long time, evidenced by the fact that they are on a planetoid. we also know they were worshipped at some point, due to the shrine, most likely for their regenerative properties
A shrine there doesn't necessarily require literal worship
also there's literally the truffle
However I had the idea that the unnatural forest created by the dragon of death is the glowing mushroom biome
Not a stretch to say it's probably related to his species
I don't think it's canon, but I think it should be
execute truffle
how big is dog?
empire state building might be bigger
The Devourer is most likely at least 200 feet long
or around 61 meters long
at the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
what is Shadowspec Bars lorewise? I never quite got their importance in lore (if any)
yep, non-canon
alright
i really think it is funny that Draedon is just so tired of the players naming his creations something really unoriginal
i don't think its originality honestly
except for MM, which the player is tthe first one to stabilizeb it
i mean the guy named the mechs and exo mechs with the same naming scheme
he just hates how stupid our names are lol
Also because Skeletron Prime came before Skeletron did in lore I think
Yeah iirc theres a dev statement saying that?
They're also completely unrelated in lore, right?
Skeletron prime is made by draedon
Skeletron is a curse put in a old man for trying to rob the dragon cult
Both worked for yharim and thats about it for connection
Idfk
make it 16
Noo
it's inevitable
someone should keep track
true actually
we need a spreadsheet of the number, date, time, and cause of each ban
are you sure
Gif worshipper
Stfu
Hello im lea
Change your entire discord name to lea

This is a selfie of @untold oracle

No one here knows wtf that even is of
it's a selfie of you

me:
You dont exist
You are.
as always
Whaur
im correct
Imagine coming to this channel as some random person and just seeing the rot discussion
true
don't like to be a stinker about topics but since we just got image perms back, let's try to hold ourselves back for a bit mayhaps
is demonshade not canon
Demonshades current iteration isnt canon
When it gets reworked into a post scal armourset that doesnt use shadowspec it likely will be canon
I mean itβs technically ontopic but eh
Idk if it even is technically on topic
meow
mrrow
Men
huh?
now 15 bans
how
you're going to get 30 bans pretty fast at this rate
why doesn't melon just remove bans?
hi cei
it's 32,768 bans
he cant change his nickname
also hello
and goodbye
it's not 10 to the power of 15 idiot
that's not how that works
no wonder you're a powerscaler
Melon is 10 π
I scale higher than you you're js mad
π
damn that digs deep
how many tiles is a continent
At least 3
id say atleast 4 tbh
Atleast 5
maybe even 7
7 might be pushing it a little ngl
3.14
@manic coral got time for a question?
Now answer these riddles 3
is the answer to all 3
π₯
give us the riddles
Weird how the Devourer and everything above it can speak perfectly
It talking is probably one of the most normal things about it to be honest when you consifer uh
Everything else
Also Yharon dosent speak i dont think
yharon speaks iirc
but not very fluid
beacuse yk, dragon
he can atleast communicate some simple words I think
What weapon does Yharim use? If he does at all
or is he just goated and throw straight hands
π£οΈ π₯
bigass sword
genuinely idk
funny how much low a low tier god DOG is if he didnt get draedons armor...
he's stronger than prov which uh
is stronger than most dragons
pre or post armor
upgrade
also providence is the goddess of the sun... a singular sun
not of all suns
only one sun
just like
throw some water on it or smth
put some sand on it π£οΈ π₯
providence is not the goddess of the sun anymore
goddess of ash
sun is primordial light thing which is xeroc
i lowk fuck w/ draedon he seems like a cool guy
i mean that dude is fucking scary he made 4 bigass robots in what, a few months??? depending on where player comes in in calamity timeline and theyre literally just SCOUTS
thanatos is my favorite i love worms
i too love worms
Exos arent scouts but yeah they were made in a few months
Fun fact about calamity
Stars are just clumps of mana
The sun isnt
The sun is unique
We dunno anything else that is like the sun
Double ping oop
A sword most likely but we dunno its name
What kind of leviathan is the leviathan
leviathan
We dunno much about levi
Could be a thing made by anahita for all we know
But aren't leviathans usually snake like
well the original bible terminology referred to a really big whale
so erm, technically calamity's use is more accurate than most π π€
Though in general it does simply refer to a titanic sea creature
so if it's really big you can call basically anything a 'leviathan', it's a vauge term that doesn't subscribe itself to an exact image
Are you shore
Off topic ban
LOL mages going wild
cataclysmic construct is out
aquatic construct is in
Dead channel
Okay
epic embed fail
AAAAAAAA
L
Buh I see you 24/7 thats why I quit Calamity Mod discord server too many sweats
Whaur

The biggest achievement i have done is beat infernum once months ago
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Strange user
"Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known throughout the vast digital realm that I, with all the dignity and grandeur befitting my esteemed stature, do now embark upon the sacred journey to ascend into the hallowed domain of the server. With each passing moment, the very fabric of this virtual world shall be graced by my most illustrious presence, and those who dwell within shall bear witness to the majesty and splendor that accompanies my arrival. Let the trumpets sound, let the banners be raised, and let all who reside within this domain stand in awe, for I now take my rightful place among them!"
Wha
Have not seen them before yet they claimed to see me 24/7
anyways
uh
wheres the dev quote of scals physical strength i cant find it
extinct
i think this is a bannable offense
What
I asked for a dev quote of lore
fair enough
can we ban melon gun just for the fun of it tho
nah
Banillin when
if we do it too much it'll stop being funny
^
Okay
You can
awesome
leban
sir yes sir
Gorbo
is that lord wigglytuff
there were no removal of image permissions in lore discussion
no it's scary wigglytuff
spawn of satan from the depths of tcgp
poke a mon
i'm pokeing my mon rn
Lore discussion
Loring
lorification
could whatsappvincible beat xeroc
Idk probably
If whatsappvincible is even like
A 1/10 as strongn as invincible then quite likely stomps xeroc
are you sure
are you shore
Garbo I will destroy aureus
mark could uhhh
really beat the shit out of xeroc
Chat can we ban garbo
no
melon shut up
Yeah let me go ask ein rq

Esp if xeroc is just
High mountain
Heβs a real one heβll understand
it would be a really fun fight to see
what if xeroc's evil lair is in the sun
At most xeroc can just drop the sun on mark but
The sun aint as hot as irl sun so
Yeah idk how much itd do to mark
Plausible
are you sure
"The sun aint as hot as irl sun so"
what
They somehow like
Fucking erased the sun in embers
The calamity sun is nit as hot as irl sun
The magma in crags is hotter then it
???
remember when thragg melted in the sun
What
destroys you
Fuck you
dont be mean
what did i do

shut up
death penalty.
Destroyed me
And this

it deserves it
im sorry
ok
i didnt mean it
new information gained
Calamity subverts the fucked up moon world building rule by having a fucked up sun instead
Tbf the moon is also fucked up
Has a world ending threat trapped on it
I suppose
the moon randomly glows red and reanimates hundreds of the dead
And it can just go through a edgelord phase and drowns the world in necromancy for a bit
I still wish the holiday moons were really canon
is ts a opm reference
Nah
Fucked up moons are just common in general not just in opm afaik
No itβs a reference to that one tumblr(?) post about how one of the keys to good worldbuilding is to have a fucked up moon
Thought it was fucked up celestial bodies
is this a hollow knight reference
how are people not freezing to death if magma is hotter than the literal sun
or is the cal sun much much closer to the planet than the irl one
The sun orbits the planet so probably much closer
i understand
garbo will be promptly banned
see i knew he'd be with me on this one
Nah we ban Banned gun instead of other users
can i be freed
No
nobody is safe
Banillin squared
awesome
Lore chat regulars are getting banned
Tragedy
an eye for an eye
dont that make the world go blind
only half blind
GGG is becoming banned
I think the reason that all would go blind is
You lose eye
You take eye
They take your eye again
You take their eye again
No more eyes
We must bannafy every lore chatter

please do
why does he get special treatment
or at least make it 'Banned GGG' or 'GGGanned'
what about canned

Collecting banned user like Thanos collecting the infinity stones
can i take ggg's ban
Can i take all of @dusk laurel bans
you're just inflating the economy with this
You are next
only good thing ein has ever done
Bannedbo
garbanned
I am doing it
Nononononono β
Ruh roh
Kozzbanned
It's over
I am going to get cancelled if I go overboard with the nickname changes
I am freeing everyone instead
Tbf if the people are fine with the joke i dont see why any issues are had
NO
NOO
It's banover π π
You are freed
π₯Ή
Enjoy your freedom
Isn't melon still banned
Fire
He got 5 more bans
I forgot to click the check mark on my screen
So it didn't update lol
But I was like K get banned more
Melon wanted everyone's bans anyway
So he gained everyone's
is yharim getting yeeted into the underworld still canon
Yeah
Was due to different reasons
But them getting yeeted and yharon hatching from the heat and saving them is canon still
cool
did his parents and brother also get yeeted
.okay then
it is specifically hell
okay yeah i just checked
Why does XF-09 Ares have a skull in his face
I know what it's based on, but odd design choice
Adds a intimidation factor i guess
"The Exo Mechs tend to get a bit quirky during a storm"
I have like
Never looked at Ares' face
I always just paid attention ti the large glowing circle in the middle
Ares is just skele prime prime
So it makes sense that draedon would add some resemble it's predecessor
looks cool as hell
Draedon has previously included skulls as a design choice to make his weapons more frightening to the opponent, as seen with Skeletron Prime
Plus, imagine this, you're going off to war to fight a mad mechanist, for whatever reason your leader said, & on first contact after a devastating encounter with two giant floating eyeballs faster than any animal you've ever seen, a giant torso rocketted by fucking jets with four arms & a face that looks like a skull covered in blood appears, & as it eviscerates & tears through all of your compatriots, it's fucking laughing
i'd just end it right there personally

I see a giant metal skull with 4 arms I simply call for nuclear warfare
You forget that everyone that isnt Draedon is basically at the 1800's in terms of technological development
this is like forcing 27 victorian-era people to throw down with 3 honda civics about to run them over right now
oddly specific
why didnt draedon make the skull on ares bigger
i legit didnt notice it for like 4 playthroughs
Yea thats right
I forgot
Cus we get like actual machine guns
The timeline of terraria is a lil wonky
Either way tho uh there needs to be a nest that we can find yharon resting in after killing him
Not for lore reasons really
I just wanna pet the birb
Yharon would be in their egg for the next decade
why waste more resources than you have to on a decoration
Because given the fact that proportionally Ares is a scaled up human body, giving him a really big head would just look stupid
& again lose that ever so important intimidation factor
Also how did you miss it???
It's one of the most striking parts of the design
i considered the giant core in the middle of its body like a singular eye

human face recognition at it's peak 
Its a old fan wiki made for a roleplay based on old lore iirc
much worse than that considering draedon is leagues beyond even what we have accomplished irl
does water not affect the exo mechs
shouldnt draedon be continent or planetery level if he should know how to make nukes
which makes him stronger than xeroc
wouldn't it evaporate before it can touch them?
would xeroc die if you dropped a nuke on him
are nukes continent level
The strongest nuke irl is at most
2 seconds of energy frim scal when she was a teen
if you throw a bunch at once
Nukes are town to city level
and they are exo nukes
then no he is not continent or planetary level
start calcing then
calculator short for calc
calculating
for the sake of proving the power of the so-called exo-nukes
those too
Ares core be like
once again
for the sake of proving your point
start calcing
π₯
ok so the supernova is on the same level of str as a real supernova
so a miracle nuke
could obviously destroy a planet
are you shore
yes
supernovas can vary in power
often times based on the star's size
the size of the explosion can be a good reference point for what you're trying to measure
that being the yield of supernova
has anyone played rogue and made a supernova
start searching for clips instead
surely you can find at least 1 clip of the supernova on yt
Omni you should scale mutant from fargo soul for the funnies
They are explicitly exagerative and cool over being truthful to the weapons abilities
it's also much easier to measure on terraria, as it's 2d, all you need to know is the size of another thing in the image and start pixel measurements
no there's another truth to them
the explosion after that one is bigger but i cant catch it on a ss
it atleast covers the whole
gif box
from my server, but I think it's fine to share here, doesn't seem to say anything that has to be private
TLDR: most tooltips were made way before lore got rewritten (february 2023), and they weren't made with any form of consistency in mind be it for new lore, or old lore (most of old lore wasn't in the game either ways)
iirc there's plans to rewrite them at some point, but they're very low priority so don't bet
but for the time being, tooltips are kinda just old lore
rest in peace kozz
The guy is quite knowledgeable so i wouldnt be surprised the spell that slows their aging by like idk a lot also prob boosts their physical stats a bunch
its called being 500
& being covered in ice
It probably better represents his defenses over his vitality
same reason why calamitas has 960000 hp but permafrost is probably better at controlling his protective magic
so he can get away with making it lower if he's not in danger, unlike calamitas who just has to go all out with it constantly
How do yall think permafrost and amidias interact
I have Palkia as my profile because... Well, things happen on another server...
probably a bit awkward but i imagine perma would be either apologetic that he couldn't sway yharim's mind on the boiling or angry at yharim for considering it in the first place
I seen you here a bunch of times
Amidias probably not the biggest perma fan given yharmy but i can see them eventually getting along
And who was Goozma?
its me
ex slime god
sigmagod
I think just a scrapped slime god thing
anyone else remembers hyperion it was my favorite exo to fight
A hyper old scrapped version of noxus
ah yes
I liked when Goozma said "it's time to goozing!" and goozed all over the world.
Goozma was slime god if he acquired all slime
But then become noxus instead of super sg lol and now it's completely different
goozer
why did they remove astrageldon i think a purple king slime fight would be sick
Because the fight sucked ass
Like
For as mid as some find aureus
Astregeldon fucking sucked
Nothing like the one in catalyst
yeah aureus is lowk dog
at garbo
And aureus is a great improvement from astregeldon
atleast astrageldon's name was cool
aureus is cool
astral + gel + armageddon
Astralgeldon is a funny name though its a good pun
shouldve been estrogel smh
anyway the boss fight was awful and the design uninspired
aureus is weird but the design itself is pretty unique
geldon is just a purple slime with rocks
they should add like more signs of it being a robot currently it looks like an oversized crab
how does it look like a crab.....
genuinely how do people look at aureus and think "ah yes, THIS IS A CRAB"
it shares like zero features with crabs
BUT THE LEGS!!!
IT HAS
...
LEGS!
sideways walk
Ok that i get
like crabby long
i mean i guess but thats more of a terraria limitation
does that make mourning wood a crab
i personally enjoy geldonβs fight quite a lot
Theyre on about the base cal one
oh
Not catalyst
yeah no catalyst geldon is fantastic
The telefrag laser king slime
Ye
calamity geldon was the biggest piece of dogshit
golem does it!!! kinda!!
Imo the best fate for geldon happened
golem crab...
it's just the head but still!!
thatβs what i get for being too lazy to backread ig
golem head turns to face you!!
yeah in one phase of the fight lol
most of the time he's facing towards the screen
he consumed our bans to gain more power
It got replaced, then a addon picked it up and added a cool take on the boss that helped people forget the dogshit that was the og astrg
for some reason
hell you can argue moon lord is a crab since it flies sideways
beyond the legs i dont see any strong reasoning tbh
especially considering it doesnt even have claws
you know
the DEFINING limbs of crabs
Moonlord sees past the fourth wall and isnt giving the camera any chance to join in the fight
it doesnt have legs
so its not a crab
lmfao
pegs
a dead sea creature
Die
rude
death threat??? ban-worthy
i agree
23rd
Thhey have lost their specialbess
would you rather have aureus or polterghast reworked
So what happens when melon hits the integer limit for bans
reinvent computers from the ground-up to add more bans
I become the legal owner of discord accounts
Thats just quantum computers is it not
a computer than can ban you an infinite number of times is objectively superior in every capacity that matters
the same cannot be said of quantum computers
Blue plantera is better than βanother slime boss thatβs just βinspiredβ from another modβ
circles back to 1
if you think about it an infinite amount of monkeys each with a typewriter eventually will be able to write Shakespeare
It did get astralgeldonβd in another way
crab pulse turret
pegs
u collected mine, vanillin's, ggg's
also got an extra one
But after absorbing i had 21
So whered the extra 1 for 23 come from
Getting banned for just existing these days
you messed up your math there
Nah
Ima accounting for the extra that kozz said
p sure u got one extra after accumulating everyone elses making it 22 and another one a couple hours ago i dont remember for what
A ok
no he got one extra for being rude
Rude of you
ban hin again
why are you using laugh emojis so much
cuz its funny
it feels awkward seeing someone use the laughing emoji instead of π
it aint that funny bro
it really isnt
its all media's fault
whats is bro on π
what media
the media made people think laughing emojis are cringe
bro's on the honored one pack & 3 broly boosts
why is bro defending the laughing emoji in the calamity mod discord server lore discussion LMAO
ok lets get back on topic
They really did the bare minimum for image perms huh
how do you think eidolon wyrms taste like
bad
why so
they're like 90% carapace & their flesh is probably really dense & gamey
It'd be like just eating muscle
also pretty solid imo
primordial wyrm would have alot of flesh to eat
i really wonder what they could do for noxus's design to be honest
also its aged
I make these assumptions due to how they exist in an enviornment with enough pressure in it to literally crush the average person to death instantaneously
i hate that stupid worm so bad
Think about how dense their muscle tissue would have to be & how compact their biology must be to survive in that enviornment
It'd taste terrible, no doubt
Probably break your teeth trying to bite into it
Are we talking about the abyss
let me get back on track here, from what i know DoG has 3 servants and is a servant of noxus?
for some reason kozz brought up eating wyrms
correct
The 'servants' are just other denizens of the distortion, except for Ceaseless Void
I think only Signus is a servant really
that is literally just a portal made by Noxus
lmao
cant dog just stop working for noxus and just teleport to like another planet and chill there
the only reason it can fight back is because it's constantly trying to consume matter & the cultists placed a shit load of hexes on it
Idk what a giant squid tastes like in real life
Man wants a snack
We dont know that any other habitable planets exist, & Noxus could just make another tear in space & send hoards of his minions to beat him to death
cant we shoot every president and rule the world
wasnt it stated somewhere dog doesnt need to eat nor breathe
Anywhere dog goes noxus can easily follow
Wrong, Signus is currently a deal-broker in-lore, like the external relations officer of the Distortion
how is noxus gonna follow a teleport to another planet
^^
And
Dog prob has more then just βtheyre stronger then meβ reason to obey noxus
Noxus has better portals
A tragic thing about Calamity lore is that 59% of it is eintierly un-implemented
Fair enough, so he just made a deal with the guy then
Any teleportation dog can do noxus can do so like 100x stronger
wait what???
I dont think its 59%
when is the dragon cult gonna get new robes to match the vibe
There's so much they want to add man it's insane
They rewriting many vanilla bestiary entries to fit cal lore
i mean from what ive seen in far from the lore items (not only the ones dropped by the bosses) it seems pretty accurate
or they just removed stuff like goozma correct me if im wrong
Weirdly enough, also no, apparently in the re-worked fight he's gonna possess a gay ninja to fight us, the stakes being that if we lose, we become his avatar/servant, & if we win he releases aforementioned gay ninja or frees the gay paladin whom gay ninja is dating from the distortion
also he gives you all his loot & shit
Goozma was removed years before new lore was a thing iirc
Truly tragic
very
who gave the names to calamitas and her brothers idk if its stated anywhere i didnt read the lore orbs after killing bosses
it would be cooler if they made it in the lore that queen slime isnt the time that the slime god comes back, just goozma since lets be honest here who fights qs in playthroughs if theyre not a summoner? its such an irrelevant boss to me tbh all it drops is armor, accesories that are useless, and a summoner weapon
But yeah there's like, so much un-implemented shit that you would only know by reading dev statements bestowed to us lore-chatters like holy gospel
yhorm
we dont know
Yea I feel like I missed a lot
oh you mean the unreleased stuff
i mean yeah it is pretty sad to be honest
Calamitas and her brothers monickers are just said by people who were afraid of her power
So
Basically anyone but the top people in crusade
meow
Im assuming Calamitas was either a self-endowed title or from Yharim, & it's very fair to assume Cataclysm & Catastrophe were the brothers respective stage names, one as a boxer, the other as a mercenary
Is Calamitas gonna have a real name eventually
I like to assume the former in that she herself decided to take a title in honor & in-line with the titles bestowed to her brothers
We're never gonna know her 'real' name
yes her name is gonna be john
i mean i consider calamitas a real name tbh
its stanley
Yeah
I dont get why they decided on the whole 'ooh it's not her real name because Calamitas would be a stupid name'
I mean c'mon it's a fantasy setting we have three characters with the pre-fix 'yh' in their names
I like to think it was just the naming scheme in Hell at the time
i mean theres a kid named x28739812312387 or whatever
cataclysm and catastrophe should switch names
its whatever who names them when they originally dont have a name
atleast in my opinion
for example your parents naming you
i think you just are hateful and spiteful
π
yhorm
"lets confuse the fandom for absoloutely no reason"
my favorite character
Yea Cals parents afaik have just never been brought up
how am i hateful & spiteful for dis-agreeing with a strange name choice
well
i think the rat emoji sums up my opinion pretty well
Not name choice I mean decision
(im not being serious)
Wait whos the third one
yhorm
Yhorm
the castaway
W h a t
so you think the buff guy with a six pack should be cataclysm and the skinny guy with a sword should be catastrophe
who the hell is yhorm what
traitorous yhorm
Yhorm the castaway
Yharim the godseeker
Yharon the auric dragon
I thought that was a joke earlier
if i remember he's a traitor to illmeris that betrayed the illmeran crown by revealing intel to Yharim's forces
A character revealed by stip
yerp
no the joke one is gorthus
Will be like a dream ghost from hollowknight
Lets be honest would it have mattered
In game
he is also real though
yes
im going to flay you
Because if he didnt do that
- it wouldnt be necesarry
- imagine saying yharon is a 70 segmented worm when stuff like that change names
- people dont care about names
- it would make people mad in general to be honest considering the fandom
Cal would just fry them anyway
Presumably Calamitas couldnt have moved in to grill the sunken sea
elaborate
yhorm
Oh oke I have missed a lot then
Considering scal hit them with a tsar bomba a second high end, yeah i aint sure it did matter
walking around
Much
WHY AM I DISCOVERING THESE JUST NOW WHAT
You missed stip larp as gorthus on their birthday a bit ago
Well I think the idea is he told them about routes through the city & ways in & out that otherwise wouldnt be known to outsiders
p sure they wont even sell anything they're useless thats why they're getting revealed early
that thus allowed Calamitas to get in un-detected, & complete Yharim's scheme of total devastation
what
Ah okay
If she came rushing in, there would've been people that got away
shops are pretty boring ngl
& Yharim hates survivors
theyre not integral to an npc
indeed
Clearly bro has never played Dark Souls
& enjoyed the storylines of a simple friendly npc

to be honest, what yharim did is respectable, i wish i could side with him in the story
Cal wearing a diving suit
killed everyone?
Maybe I should draw that
He murdered all the innocent people in order to kill all the non innocent people with them
Alright alright
oh fuck no then i thought he only killed the bad ones
Before we go all 'YHARIM BAD YHARIM BAD YHARIM BAD'
Oh
Nevermind he turned around real quick
thought there was gonna be a discussion
yharim is a heartless murderer
i mean atleast hes remorseful and regrets his decision
Yharim caused 300 million deaths in direct combat and half the world died via side effects of the crusade
melon gun you know yharim personally more than anyone can you explain
iirc
Yup
He regrets hurting assets
Not the crusade
doesnt he want the player to take on his role and continue the genocide
Yea
wait what
Though many will say 'oh he's faking' 'oh he just misses having useful weapons'
Yharim wants the genocides to continue
No
he regrets it since it caused things like scal leaving to happen
not that he actually feels bad
Yharim genuinely sees the crusade as justified
Yharim had respectable motives and then proceeded to do them in the worst way he could think of
do YOU want to continue the genocides?

